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Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: So you weren't even a fan back before he was

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Speaker 1: I just knew it. It's like him and Terry Crews.

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Speaker 1: David Bory. But but are you saying that from the

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Speaker 1: You know her from her work on Flatbush Misdemeanors, So funny.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for our guests, miss Y'allmanika Sunder, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. You said, uh, what did you say?

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Speaker 1: in every outfit knowing the man. Yeah, they're gonna take

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Speaker 1: you on airplanes. That's not what you're supposed to be,

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Speaker 1: this young man, he said something was right with me.

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00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: That's black girl, old girl, right, okay girl, yeah honey.

423
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 1: And they they're gonna dip that thing on hard too.

424
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: She gonna get you some extra strokes. And that's the

425
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 1: exact right person to be writing for. Because Taragi tell

426
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 1: it like it is, you know what I mean. She

427
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: is cued into the way that these niggas need to

428
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: hear it, and she got it so much. Yeah. But

429
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: but animals, but let's just say this real quick. Animals

430
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 1: do because like my cats, they have a sensitivity with

431
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: they can hear. Their sense ear sensitivity is thirty times

432
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 1: stronger than the humans. So a lot of times they

433
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: there's a difference. They know when I'm coming off the

434
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 1: elevator to get to my apartment versus when somebody else

435
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 1: is coming to the door, when a delivery person is coming.

436
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: I watched them act differently in a bunch of different situations.

437
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: So they're already very cute in to to the environment,

438
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: and especially when the environment isn't closed because any changes

439
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: to that dynamic. Even just relationships, you know when when

440
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: when a cat or a dog is with maybe a

441
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: single woman and then she gets into a relationship, they

442
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 1: have to get a tune to their partners. I've watched

443
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: my cats judge my exes, you know, be close to some,

444
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: be nervous of others. You know, I go off of

445
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: their vibe to see who I should and should not

446
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: trust in my home. Were they are they correct? Usually? Yeah?

447
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: Every time. Then my cat Brooklyn, when he gets involved,

448
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: he's never been wrong about a person. And then my

449
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: new cat, Richard Prior, he's somebody that doesn't come out

450
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, he's so cute, he doesn't come out

451
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: at all. Name. Oh he's the best. Richard. Probably Sawing

452
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: is in my other baby who passed four of his

453
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: magazine sawn this he passed. But whenever I see Brooklyn

454
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: come out and then come over to somebody that I

455
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: know that person has a good spirit because he doesn't

456
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: play around and then try it because probably so anti social.

457
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: If he gets comfortable enough to come out while you're

458
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: here at all, I'm like, okay, I can talk with

459
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: that person because completely off of vibes. And so one

460
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: of the things that that the research actually speaks to

461
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: is that being completely true that in fact, one of

462
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: the reasons that they think that animals are able to

463
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,719
Speaker 1: detect pregnancy is because of shifts in your posture, shifts

464
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: in the way that like you're sort of like energy

465
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: is being carried in your body that like they're so

466
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: in tune with our physical movements and are are sort

467
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: of like even our patterns as like humans that like

468
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: if you start doing ship differently every day then you

469
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: were doing before. They subsequently interpret that as a change

470
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: in your being and then are able to identify pregnancy

471
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: because of it. M I like him. Sorry, leave him,

472
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: don't do that. And I'm just talking nicely about y'all.

473
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: Y'all decided to get over here and start fighting. Oh boy,

474
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: if y'all are unclear about what's happening, Yamnique is cussing

475
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: the funk out of some cats. I have a Brooklyn is.

476
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: Brooklyn is a senior and prior is the young whipper snappers,

477
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: So sometimes he'd just be messing with Brooklyn, and Brooklyn

478
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: just be taking it because Brooklyn was a senior citizen

479
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,479
Speaker 1: and he don't want to fight. I have heard that, Brooklyn,

480
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: keep on taking it. Yeah, look at it. I'm sorry

481
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: that happened to you, Brooklyn. You seem like a nice guy.

482
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: But he thank you for your service. Brooklyn. You uh,

483
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: you served Yamnika's home excellently. He does. He's a links.

484
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question about your research? Hell? Yeah,

485
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: Is there anywhere where you found out that maybe a

486
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: cat could tell if I had gotten someone? Breg, I'm

487
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: sorry I thought there were no. I actually think that

488
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: the research suggests that a cat might be able to

489
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: tell if you got someone pregnant, it would not necessarily

490
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: be reflected in them being like a dog I think

491
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: I got some bad news for you type ship. But

492
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: it said that basically, like, part of the way that

493
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: cats demonstrate when someone is pregnant is by getting closer

494
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: to that person largely like for example, they can detect

495
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: body heat. Apparently, body heat is a big difference between

496
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: us and cats. Cats run hotter than humans do, which

497
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: is why when a a person becomes pregnant, their blood increases,

498
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: The blood flow increases, subsequently making their body hotter, and

499
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: cats are attracted to that body heat. They're like then

500
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: become much more snugly, especially cats that like previously wouldn't

501
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: even funk with you, you get pregnant, and suddenly they're

502
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: like always wanted to be on top of you. That said,

503
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: if you got somebody pregnant, I think you'd be sweating,

504
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: you'd be stressing. Maybe that increases your body heat and

505
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: subsequently makes the cat want to be closer. Okay, so

506
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: if a cat is nice to me, I got somebody

507
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: you guys, right, and if you hear his you know

508
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: these are things. These are good things to know. So

509
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: these small changes sort of being at the core of

510
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: this it. So it got me asking questions because it

511
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: reminded me, I guess or all of this of like

512
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: the cats being able to detect and like the relationship

513
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: with babies. And I'm sure you all remember this. I've

514
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: always associated cats as being like a negative with children,

515
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: like like murderers of kids. I don't know if you've

516
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: ever heard that old wives tail. Oh yeah, they say

517
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: they'll they'll, they'll eat They even say I think I've

518
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: heard that cheeks off cheeks, Yeah, I mean cats. My

519
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: cats actively chew on me in the morning, you know

520
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like if it gets to a point

521
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: where I'm not waking up fast enough to get them

522
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: some food that I've had my hit, my hair chewed on,

523
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: you know, they they will lay right on the things that,

524
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: you know, cut off your life source. So that's what

525
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: they're talking about with the babies. Though, is that like

526
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: apparently in in history there are there there was a

527
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: theory at least that cats would lay on babies faces

528
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: and suffocate the Yeah. Yeah, and what is what does

529
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: the cat get out of that? Though? Apparently? Yeah, according

530
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: to Yamanika, it's it's cutting off a motherfucker that's gonna

531
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: get on their nerves in the future. Let me tell

532
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: you something I've watched. I've watched people think it's cute

533
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: for bait, like um, I've had friends bring their babies

534
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: over to my house and the cats, you know, don't

535
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: want to be bothered. And I tell these I tell

536
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: a little girl said, the little boys that come here,

537
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: I said, listen, if he will out, you understand you?

538
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: Did you know what I'm saying, like, don't bother him.

539
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: He don't want to be bothered by you. Now, sometimes

540
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 1: they'll come over there, they're treagued by the children. They'll

541
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: put it, but it's always the children that keep to

542
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: themselves then they feel comfortable. But the ones that are

543
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: running around and jumping all over the place in the

544
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: wall of wall, they can't take it. So what ends

545
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: up becoming particularly interesting in relation to these cats murdering?

546
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: And I think it's fair that you would argue, Hey,

547
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: my cat gotta kill this kid that's on them. They're

548
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: apparently this entire sort of like uh, I guess Old

549
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: wives tale came out of a a article from the

550
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: Annual Register in seventeen ninety one January. A child of

551
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: eighteen months was found dead near Plymouth, and it appeared

552
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: on the corner's inquest that the child died in consequent

553
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: of a cat sucking its breath, thereby accazing a strangulation

554
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: is what it says, the cat. Why did they put

555
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: it on the cat? Why did they put it on

556
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: a rock? I mean, who letting babies be born at

557
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: Plymouth where the rock is laying it on them? Come on,

558
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: keep okay, because sometimes they blaming these cats. These cats

559
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: not even involved. You know what I'm saying, The rock,

560
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: the rock did that the The what's interesting about what

561
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: you're saying is that is that actually a lot of

562
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: what people suggest about cats strangular or you know, killing

563
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: fucking kids is completely false, and that this was actually

564
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 1: all born of the association cats had with witches that

565
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: people believed cats to be associated with, which is so

566
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: any time a baby died via something like SIDS, they

567
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: would presume that the cat being in the room meant

568
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: that the cat had murdered the kid, instead of just

569
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: being honest being like, oh, I don't clear up this

570
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: witch cat fiasco. Okay, I believe in the pipeline. The

571
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: only reason why they associated with cats with witches is

572
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: because witches would be out there where the cats was.

573
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: The cat and the witches went outside to do their ship.

574
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: But they like, we don't even funk with each other

575
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: cats like I don't need no witches and which is

576
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: like you ain't never seen any with no cats. Then

577
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: niggas is just around. It's like it's crips and blood's

578
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: in the same neighborhood. And I want to ask a

579
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: serious question, now, how is the world. Could a cat

580
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: possibly strangle a baby? And these niggas has got these

581
00:36:52,719 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: little hands like like, okay, I think I got idea.

582
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: I think I got an idea. It's not they're not

583
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: choking a baby, right, It's not like it's not like

584
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: it's like a laying on the body, like it's like

585
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: a sleeper hold on the baby. You ain't not here.

586
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: That's because he knows you're not pregnant. Yeah, oh that's

587
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: am I pregnant baby, Brooklyn say something, man, you gotta

588
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: This is a podcast, it's an audio medium. So so

589
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: with that, it also got me thinking about all the

590
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: other things that we use animals for in regards to detection. Right,

591
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: it seems like scientists have gone beyond using animals for pregnancy,

592
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: even though they do believe they can identify it. But

593
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: like for example, for infectious diseases, cats, dogs, mice, pigeons,

594
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: and even fruit flies have all been used to track

595
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: a growing sickness in a person's body. Oh, everybody knows

596
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: that pigeons can smell the clap, though that's not new.

597
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: I've never heard that serious. To smell the clap. They

598
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: used to call it the flap because the pigeons, you

599
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: put it up against your crotch. You see what you

600
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 1: see what the pigeon does. Yeah, let me tell you something.

601
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: The animals are very intuitive and they do have detective skills.

602
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: That's why you got Scooby Doo. You had Um, you

603
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: had dark one Duck righting his ship. Your had what's

604
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: his name, the hutch Behound whatever his name was, even

605
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: the great Baby. He saves some crimes, Yeah it was.

606
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: And what was the one that the German shepherd? That

607
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: was Sherlock Holmes for a while. Oh, detective mcgrauff. Detective

608
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: mcgraff McGrath. I love that you. You promoted him to detective.

609
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: Good for you have a uniform on us. I think

610
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: he was just if I'm not mistaken. Scruff McGruff was

611
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 1: just a snitch that like promoted himself to like a

612
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: commissioner level snitch, Like, I don't think he actually was

613
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: a police officer. Why don't you he said, he wasn't detected. Well,

614
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: that's the problem is it was one of those things

615
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: where he got real loosey goosey with his title. But

616
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: if you remember correctly, scruff McGruff was asking you to

617
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: mail in a letter if you saw a crime. That's

618
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: not police ship. Do you know what I mean? He

619
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: was like, I mean, that's true. But remember back in

620
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: the day, old school, because we that's how we move.

621
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: Like these kids down they can do something immediately. Back

622
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: in the day, you had to go to the stationary store,

623
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: you had to get a letter, You had to go

624
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: to the post office get a stand, you had to

625
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: go to stables get a pen, and then you had

626
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: to go home. You had to write it. They had

627
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: the phone, and then you had to phone somebody to

628
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: lick the stamp and the letter. Then you had to

629
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: wait to get a ride to go back to the

630
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: post office. Then you had to wait for the post

631
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: office and opened up. Then your head and then when

632
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 1: you stood in line for about an hour. They said, no,

633
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Speaker 1: you gotta go outside and put it in the post box.

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00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,399
Speaker 1: We don't do that kind of service in line. So yeah,

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00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: it would take a long time to get a message

636
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 1: out and all of that. To say all that in

637
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: the message just says, Hey, somebody trying to kill me.

638
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying. Listen, I just got the

639
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 1: invitation to my kindergarten graduation in the mail last week.

640
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: I just kind of graduating from kindergo well, scruff McGruff,

641
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: detective McGruff as you. Also, I don't know, I think

642
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: you you you gotta beef with the way you That's

643
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I just don't love the police as

644
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: much as y'all do. Let's just say, I don't know.

645
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm not that big a fan of the police, but

646
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: if apparently y'all are big fans. And I apologize. I

647
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: didn't say I was a fan. I said he's a detective.

648
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,919
Speaker 1: That's just a naming thing. That's I just don't honor

649
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: their titles as deeply as y'all do. Okay, alright, alright, alright,

650
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: I still think there's something to be impacted later. But

651
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 1: this actually, this, this is a good transition into the

652
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 1: last little thing that it reminded me of is that

653
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: the obviously are the bomb dogs at the airport, which

654
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: on many occasion white people have told me don't worry,

655
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 1: they're not there to detect any drugs. But I don't

656
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 1: believe that even for a second. I don't. I don't

657
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: think that's true. Oh no, they definitely. Yeah, that's how

658
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: I feel too. I was just in DC Airport yesterday.

659
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: I flew home yesterday. They had the dog come by

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00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:10,439
Speaker 1: my row of people four different times in like twenty minutes. White,

661
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: so many dogs, white, so much dog. You was because

662
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: you was there, and they kept saying you sure this

663
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: thing ain't got nothing? Yeah about him? Real quick? Definitely.

664
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: I definitely looked like somebody who left the eighth in

665
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: his bag on accident. The dogs like he got some

666
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: drugs and he got a bitch pregnant. But that's so,

667
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: that's what I know about it. Go through my suitcase

668
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: every time. I got to go through my suitcase and

669
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: make sure my carry on don't have no vibrators and

670
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: drugs in it, because every time I'll be forgetting like ship,

671
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: I got to go back and ship. Will they stop

672
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: you for the vibrator. They don't, but it's embarrassing, you know.

673
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: It's like you know what I mean, Like, so you

674
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 1: don't want to be bothered with that, but they will

675
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: stop you for the drugs. I you know, listen, sometimes

676
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 1: you forget. I want about to say, oh, my friend

677
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: was playing a goof and left the ball. I was like,

678
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: because I wear glasses, so I really don't want to smoke.

679
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, I said, oh, no, my friend

680
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: left a goof. It was a little teeny roaching there

681
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, it was a goof, but it

682
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: was I forgot to finish it at the party that

683
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: from the night before, and I put it in my purse.

684
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta be honest. Between drugs and sex toys,

685
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: I don't know which one I would rather be caught

686
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,439
Speaker 1: with at the airport. Well, as a man, you don't

687
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: want no sex with a woman. That's what I'm saying.

688
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 1: What am I gonna? I feel like the weed is

689
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: a lot easier to explain away, But I also feel

690
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: like if I put a if I put a dildo

691
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: in my bag, they're not gonna ask me to open

692
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: my bag. They don't want to talk about that either.

693
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. You better hope it

694
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: ain't no black women in because it was black women.

695
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: They're not only going to they want to ask you

696
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 1: about it while you still haven't even cleared the other side.

697
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: We got to talk to you about Wait a minute,

698
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: is this you okay? When we got to pull into

699
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: the side, Tammy, No, because I don't want he got

700
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 1: a dildo in his bag like that? Also, why has

701
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: it always got to be a deal though? Why can't

702
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: Linkston could have a pocket pussy? I like that, Thank you, David.

703
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: Why would you travel with a pocket pussy where you

704
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: can go pay some bits and give you some haphazard

705
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: pussy wherever you go? Far more complicated. I'm in town

706
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: on business. Let me out and and get thick because

707
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,919
Speaker 1: we have that. We Also, you don't want to seem

708
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: like you're desperate. You don't want to seem like the

709
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: king get not and you don't want to seem like

710
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,800
Speaker 1: your loose. So women gotta kind of hint around and

711
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: flirt and you know all this stuff. Man, you could

712
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: just go buy some chick on the street and like, hey,

713
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: are you a prostitute? All my dark skinned kings listening

714
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: to this podcast. This is a setup. Do not listen

715
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: to this hecause like the light skinny go and and

716
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: light skinned light skinned lovers, y'all, also don't listen to

717
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: this just to walk up to a woman, walk up

718
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: to a woman a tattoo stuff license, got a trap

719
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: his light eyes. I'm over here and I'm in a car,

720
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: hard hoodie, I'm going if I get you, gotta stop

721
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: you listen. You are a handsome man too, yourself. I

722
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: cannot be asking these ladies on the street if their prostitutes.

723
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: I don't they looks like, don't they I don't know

724
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: how prostitution works. Don't they have where they go? How

725
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: they else they advertised? If they don't tell you that

726
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: they prostituted, they got those spinny sign things, but that

727
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: blows up in the window. Else are you supposed to

728
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: find out a prostitute if you don't ask you? Probably

729
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: because the thirty baby pussy ghost surrounds all right, I

730
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: think we did it. I think that that's gonna do

731
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: what everything we need? Good? They do. This is so

732
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: much fun. Yamanika, could you tell the people where they

733
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: can find you? What cool ship you have going on? Yeah? Well,

734
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: I don't know when this is coming out, but if

735
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: it's coming out before October sixteen, I will be at

736
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: the Detroit House of Comedy from the thirteenth to the sixteenth,

737
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: and then I'll be doing a one nighter at Hilarities

738
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: in Ohio, and right prior to that, on October eleventh,

739
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 1: I'll be running my hour again um at the Comedy

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00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: Seller at Fat Black, So come out. I would love

741
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: to see you guys there. Hell yeah, go see Y'allmanika

742
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: BORI tell the people if the only day I can

743
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: remember right now, I'm headlining Comedy Works in Denver November.

744
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: Oh come to Faded Comedy Denver October one. It's going

745
00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: to be headlining Jordan's Temple Faded Comedy, Denver dot com.

746
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: And the rest of the time of my Instagram I'm

747
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: around fuck yeah and uh, I don't know my dates,

748
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: so you can follow me at length determine UH on

749
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: all platforms and and as always, if you want to

750
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories. If

751
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: you want to complain about all the horrible things we

752
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: said about pussy ghosts, please send those things to my

753
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: Mama pot at gmail dot com. We would love to

754
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: hear from you. That's about it, By bitch, crop chips

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00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: in your qualibars are racists. Mostly money stuff I can't

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Speaker 1: tell me