Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to your Saturday show.
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Speaker 4: I heard something the other day where having a little
Speaker 4: bit of drama or mystery or danger even when you
Speaker 4: first meet someone isn't necessarily a bad thing. Okay, Alexis's
Speaker 4: past two boyfriends who are both on the No fly List.
Speaker 5: I think one conversation starter.
Speaker 4: Is that an aerosol can, liquid or gel and a
Speaker 4: container over three ounces in.
Speaker 5: Your pocket and are just happy to see.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, one of our listeners says she met a guy
Speaker 4: the other night who almost got her arrested, and her response.
Speaker 5: To that, I need to date that man.
Speaker 4: They're gonna find out what happened in your second date
Speaker 4: update right after this second date update broke. How many
Speaker 4: times have you been in a concert and thought, forget
Speaker 4: the band, I want to get backstage with that security.
Speaker 5: Guy, use that slash light.
Speaker 2: I did have a security guard usher me into a
Speaker 2: concert for free once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like, let me jump in the van and
Speaker 1: go into the back.
Speaker 2: I guess really pathetic in the parking lot because my
Speaker 2: boyfriend left me there because he had a ticket and
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you just had to be yourself basically, That's
Speaker 4: what one of our listeners says happened to her the
Speaker 4: other night. Her name is Claire and apparently she met
Speaker 4: a concert security guard. Claire, it's an honor and a
Speaker 4: privilege to have you on this morning show.
Speaker 6: Well, hi, good morning.
Speaker 5: Have a van for you to hop in as well.
Speaker 2: Every good security guard should have a van, you know.
Speaker 5: Tell us about the security guard. Who is he?
Speaker 6: And Kevin?
Speaker 2: Okay, did you meet him at a concert or is
Speaker 2: this just what he does for work?
Speaker 6: He was working and I was at the concert.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. Did he catch your eye immediately or how
Speaker 4: did that happen?
Speaker 6: Well, he came up to me actually to ask me
Speaker 6: to get off a chair.
Speaker 8: That I was on.
Speaker 5: I thought that was going to be some romantic line.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, but he did catch my eye. I thought
Speaker 6: he was really cute. I was kind of tipsy and
Speaker 6: probably being a little annoying, but I was like, you know,
Speaker 6: he was like, this is a safety hazard. I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to get a better of you.
Speaker 4: I'm sure, please, you're a safety hats.
Speaker 1: Him to lift you up so you could see. Is
Speaker 1: that what you just said?
Speaker 6: No, I should have that would have been good. I
Speaker 6: was like, let me stand here so I can see.
Speaker 5: So he asked you to get down from the chair.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So he eventually got me down. But I mean
Speaker 6: I thought he was pretty cute, and so I actually
Speaker 6: like took like a cocktail napkin and like wrote my
Speaker 6: number down on it. Oh my god, and I like
Speaker 6: put it in his shirt pocket and was like if
Speaker 6: you need to yell at me or like teach me
Speaker 6: any more about concert safety later, like me, I like putting.
Speaker 5: It in his shirt. That's like a little bit of
Speaker 5: like here you go.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yet I can't believe he actually called you, because
Speaker 2: I mean, like you're not cute or anything.
Speaker 1: But how many drunk people does he come across?
Speaker 5: And yeah, so he reached out.
Speaker 6: Yeah. The next day, actually he texted me and we
Speaker 6: were kind of laughing at it. I had saved him
Speaker 6: as concert police in my phone. That's what I was like,
Speaker 6: following him all night.
Speaker 1: Wait, you were drunk dialing him that night?
Speaker 6: No, just like at the show. I was like, okay, concert.
Speaker 5: Please, it's your cute pet name for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 5: And what did he call you? Annoying short girl?
Speaker 6: But you know, I apologize for whatever being drunk and
Speaker 6: how I acted. You know, we had a good laugh
Speaker 6: about it and then yeah, and so we eventually like
Speaker 6: decided to meet it for dinner and have like enough date.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, are you nervous? Are you like, oh,
Speaker 2: is he going to be as cute as I remember?
Speaker 6: I mean a little bit. You never know how it's
Speaker 6: going to be after.
Speaker 2: And it's like dark, the music's loud, you've been drinking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So where did you guys end up going for
Speaker 5: a date?
Speaker 8: We got?
Speaker 6: We got Italian, which is like my favorite, so perfect.
Speaker 1: What'd you think when you saw him?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I still thought he was cute, but I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 6: I wish you're wearing your security uniform because you look
Speaker 6: so cute on it, Like you look good in that,
Speaker 6: and I mean he laughed whatever, Like it was fine.
Speaker 6: We had it. It was a good We started off.
Speaker 5: Well, you sound like a really good flirter, so at
Speaker 5: least it sounds like you put the vibe out on
Speaker 5: your end for sure.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I try good. So we ended up like
Speaker 6: we decided we just wanted to try a bunch of
Speaker 6: stuff that we just split a bunch of food on
Speaker 6: the menu, which was fun and like yeah, and the
Speaker 6: food was good. We were having a good time, like
Speaker 6: we were having fun.
Speaker 4: It's an Italian restaurant. So did you try the lady
Speaker 4: in the tramp move?
Speaker 5: Did you try to set up at least we did it.
Speaker 6: We actually did not do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got maybe the tour ado.
Speaker 2: Yeah, different things, but I mean besides the food, share
Speaker 2: of the food, Like, what were some of the highlights
Speaker 2: for you with him?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 6: We just stood drown and he told me about other
Speaker 6: drunk girls he's met at concerts. Made me feel better
Speaker 6: about myself. I was not worse.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't make the top five worst girls.
Speaker 6: So we're in the car thinkingness. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 6: going really well, but everything kind of changed at the
Speaker 6: end when the bill came. Why so Kevin noticed on
Speaker 6: it there were like some discrepancies, like some stuff on
Speaker 6: the bill. It didn't seem right. Yeah, we like split
Speaker 6: a salad, but then they charged those for two salads instead.
Speaker 6: So I mean it was justified, like he wasn't being
Speaker 6: like a total Karen, But you know, he has to
Speaker 6: talk to a manager and stuff about it, I assume. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so he had to go into the back and like
Speaker 6: talk to someone and it did take like a little while,
Speaker 6: like it was, you know, it's good like ten or
Speaker 6: fifteen minutes or so, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 5: I feel like, eat somebody up now.
Speaker 2: I mean, typically your server would just be like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm so sorry, let me change.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, And so after that, like you just kind
Speaker 6: of change for the rest of the night. He just
Speaker 6: kind of fell off, like.
Speaker 1: It ruined his whole night.
Speaker 6: It kind of felt like it did, like he just
Speaker 6: didn't seem the same. And then after that he hasn't
Speaker 6: really been talking to me. At first, I was like,
Speaker 6: maybe he just felt like that was a weird ending,
Speaker 6: so he just wanted to give me a couple of
Speaker 6: days or he just felt weird about it. But that's
Speaker 6: been like over a week, and so I'm like, was
Speaker 6: there something else? Was there another issue I didn't know.
Speaker 1: About, Jeffery.
Speaker 2: You've been in a lot of back rooms at Italian restaurants.
Speaker 2: What goes down back there?
Speaker 5: Well, usually I'm paying extra for what.
Speaker 2: Off menu pinpoint the moment that everything changed.
Speaker 1: Right, But it doesn't sound like it's your fault. Whatever
Speaker 1: it is exactly, I mean, awkward on a date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So maybe he just left him with a bad
Speaker 2: taste and that's why he hasn't Maybe yea that.
Speaker 5: Were there any other weird moments from the date. Besides
Speaker 5: the not that I.
Speaker 6: Can think of, everything else was pretty normal. You know,
Speaker 6: I was having fun. I didn't really clock anything like.
Speaker 6: He didn't seem leird to me, but I don't know.
Speaker 9: His mood just.
Speaker 6: Totally changed after the bill problem.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Kevin for you,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna try and get you a second date
Speaker 4: update right after this.
Speaker 6: All right, heay, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 5: Second date update.
Speaker 4: Whenever we do these calls and there's a problem with
Speaker 4: the bill, usually that's an issue over who should pay right,
Speaker 4: does the guy handle it? Should the girl offer? Which
Speaker 4: exit door? Should we dine and dash out of? Those
Speaker 4: are the types of things that go through your mind.
Speaker 4: But with Claire and her date, Kevin, they had a
Speaker 4: different problem. They noticed that they were getting overcharged on
Speaker 4: their bill and that's why Kevin went to the back
Speaker 4: to talk to a manager about it for a while.
Speaker 4: A few minutes, and while Claire thought that was totally justified,
Speaker 4: kind of ruined his mood for the rest of the night,
Speaker 4: and that could be why he hasn't reached out out
Speaker 4: yet for another date.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's mad that they didn't give him a free dessert.
Speaker 2: I mean usually when they mess up the bill, you
Speaker 2: get a free dessert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Is that right, Claire? No, no free dessert at the
Speaker 5: Italian Place.
Speaker 6: No free dessert.
Speaker 1: I got to hear the bottom of it.
Speaker 5: We don't even need to call him.
Speaker 4: Or maybe he found an even small or even more
Speaker 4: obnoxious girl at another concert that he was doing security yet,
Speaker 4: and that's his type. He wants his Thumblellina.
Speaker 2: Who has a stand on the tallest chair to see anything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I feel you, though. Concerts suck for short people.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's got to be some sort of logical explanation
Speaker 4: for this.
Speaker 5: We're gonna call him right now. You're ready to do this?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 5: All right, here we go.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hey is this Kevin?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is sorry.
Speaker 4: Did I catch you in the bathroom or something? It's
Speaker 4: a little bit echoey.
Speaker 7: Oh no, I was actually cooking something.
Speaker 5: But that's that's fine. Interesting what you're cooking.
Speaker 7: I'm making some pastah.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a nice morning pasta.
Speaker 8: I love Italian It's the prep for work.
Speaker 1: So you are so friendly.
Speaker 2: I don't know that we've ever just launched into a
Speaker 2: full conversation with somebody.
Speaker 5: You haven't even asked who we are yet, you know
Speaker 5: we're a radio. I feel like he's gonnavite us over before.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're doing a segment called a second Date Update
Speaker 4: where we're trying to help out one of our listeners
Speaker 4: you took out to actually an Italian place the other night,
Speaker 4: named Claire.
Speaker 8: Claire brings a bell. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: Didn't you have a really nice night with her? Because
Speaker 1: her descriptions sound like you guys really connected.
Speaker 7: Well, if I'm not mistaking it, this is a girl
Speaker 7: that I met at the concert because I work as
Speaker 7: a security at some concerts and I do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. It sounds like you're going out with
Speaker 4: a lot of different women. If you can't tell which
Speaker 4: is I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8: I'm I'm single, so I'm dating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Claire's the one that kept calling you concert police
Speaker 2: like apparently that was her, like funny nickname for you.
Speaker 4: I mean it is my job, okay, Well, our job
Speaker 4: is to call people like you and try to figure
Speaker 4: out why you're not going out with some of our listeners.
Speaker 5: That's what Claire is wondering.
Speaker 7: Well, okay, so if I'm not mistaken, I remember we
Speaker 7: went out to dinner.
Speaker 5: We went and then had it Tobby in and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, you don't have to run us through the
Speaker 4: whole story. We've actually heard it before.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Perfect.
Speaker 2: Then I think if we just need the part where
Speaker 2: like you're not calling her back anymore and she's confused
Speaker 2: because it seems like you guys had a good connection.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, I'm trying to reek up a little bit.
Speaker 8: So I remember that when the bill came, I went
Speaker 8: to the backstock to the manager, and then when I'm
Speaker 8: coming back, I see something weird.
Speaker 7: You know how they put their olive oil kind of.
Speaker 5: Dishes, Yeah, for your bread.
Speaker 7: So she was putting her fingers inside the bowl and
Speaker 7: rubbing the olive oil on.
Speaker 2: Her on her Okay, so if she was dipping her
Speaker 2: fingers in it and then rubbing it against her shirt
Speaker 2: and then a little bit on like on her belly,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: What wait are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You saw Claire or just some random woman in the
Speaker 2: restaurant rubbing olive oil all over herself.
Speaker 7: I saw clear.
Speaker 8: I mean I thought from a bar.
Speaker 2: I saw from a bar that would stain her shirt
Speaker 2: one that wor yeah, what she was going inside her shirt?
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, the only thing I could see is
Speaker 2: like if you have like dry skin with crack knuckles.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Kevin, You're you're saying that a girl rubbing
Speaker 4: oil all over herself is a bad thing, because I
Speaker 4: think most guys would be into that.
Speaker 7: I didn't say it was bad. I thought it was weird.
Speaker 7: I don't know what she thought that was going to
Speaker 7: happen afterwards. I don't know if she thought that was
Speaker 7: like an upper dsiak or something.
Speaker 5: No, why wouldn't you ask her? If you think you.
Speaker 1: Saw that, she deserves the right to explain.
Speaker 7: Ask you how do you bring that up to a girl?
Speaker 8: You know, sit down and after like why are.
Speaker 4: You rubbing oil by taking your shirt off and being
Speaker 4: like a ply right here man?
Speaker 5: Or you just going to kiss her neck and go ooh?
Speaker 5: Is that a little bit of Islamic Vinegretta.
Speaker 8: I didn't want to sound like a creep, because you
Speaker 8: know how girls are always you know that's.
Speaker 5: True, Okay, I was watching you from across the restaurant. Yeah,
Speaker 5: was that oil?
Speaker 1: I think like, what were you doing with the oil?
Speaker 1: Is a fair.
Speaker 4: Question, And I can understand if you were uncomfortable asking
Speaker 4: her in the moment, But now that it's been a while,
Speaker 4: you can ask her over the phone because she's actually
Speaker 4: been listening on the other line this entire time, wanting
Speaker 4: to talk to you.
Speaker 8: Yeah you period, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 5: Possibly rubbing herself down, Claire.
Speaker 8: You there?
Speaker 6: Hi, Kevin?
Speaker 8: Oh God hate.
Speaker 5: In all seriousness, I doubt she was even doing that.
Speaker 5: But Claire, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oil slip Claire over here?
Speaker 5: Maybe? Yeah, Clara, what was going on? Okay, what was
Speaker 5: going on? What were you?
Speaker 8: Were you actually rubbing the oil?
Speaker 6: First of all, I had no idea you saw that.
Speaker 1: So you do know what he's talking about?
Speaker 9: Yeah, please explain in very very what's a thing?
Speaker 6: There's just so oil, like you rub it on your
Speaker 6: chest that helps keep everything perky, like I don't want
Speaker 6: saggy breast when I'm older. Like admittedly, like it's a
Speaker 6: TikTok hack I've adopted, but I mean like it's a thing,
Speaker 6: like it's the blood flog. It keeps you moisturized iant, not.
Speaker 7: Like would you do that?
Speaker 6: It's totally normal.
Speaker 2: There you're at a restaurant, girl, You're not putting your
Speaker 2: hand down your bread in the oil before your feet.
Speaker 6: It wasn't like I was pouring the bottle on me.
Speaker 2: I just been laughing a little like, Okay, I have
Speaker 2: face all of oil before, but like it's from a
Speaker 2: beauty brand, it's not.
Speaker 5: I don't meant for that.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like refined.
Speaker 2: I would assume the different way, or at least I
Speaker 2: pay for it as if it's refined.
Speaker 5: Claire, You're going to have to excuse Brook.
Speaker 4: This is the part of the show where she tells
Speaker 4: our listeners how to live their lives.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's normal for her to stick her
Speaker 1: hands up?
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's normal. People do their own things,
Speaker 4: their own different ways. They try beauty as they do
Speaker 4: and don't work.
Speaker 7: Can I ask a question now, Yeah, yeah, of course,
Speaker 7: going there. I mean, now that you explained it, I
Speaker 7: actually really liked to and I'm sorry for not calling
Speaker 7: back go out with me again on a second day,
Speaker 7: she said.
Speaker 1: Perky, And now the guy's.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, Claire, did this whole experience change your mind
Speaker 4: with him not communicating with you earlier?
Speaker 6: I mean maybe, yeah, a little like I thought we
Speaker 6: were having a good time I'm an open person, obviously.
Speaker 5: Like obviously, yeah.
Speaker 6: I would have talked to him about it if he
Speaker 6: had asked me about a moment, like I'm not embarrassed
Speaker 6: about it, but now I think it's a little weird.
Speaker 6: He's coming around.
Speaker 2: Come on, Claire, if the tables were turned and you
Speaker 2: you're walking to the table and you see some dude
Speaker 2: putting oil on his body, you would be a little
Speaker 2: man we use butter Okay.
Speaker 6: I would have said something though, like he didn't do that,
Speaker 6: Like I would have confronted. I would have asked a question.
Speaker 1: I can see that. I can see that I.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't just stopped communicating.
Speaker 7: It was the first state, And I don't know if
Speaker 7: you would have been okay with that or not.
Speaker 8: So now I know maybe on a second day we
Speaker 8: could fix.
Speaker 5: Oh oh he wants to be the one to apply
Speaker 5: the oil onto you?
Speaker 8: He Oh?
Speaker 1: That is that the meaning you too?
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I'm visualizing right now.
Speaker 6: It's getting weird. You're making it weird. It says ollive oil.
Speaker 6: It's TikTok hak.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 4: Well, at this point, Claire, Kevin has already said yes
Speaker 4: to another day. He apologize for not being more communicative.
Speaker 4: And third, you don't even have to pay for this
Speaker 4: next one because it's on us.
Speaker 6: Oh, I mean I can get from the visuals. I
Speaker 6: get that it was kind of weird and how some
Speaker 6: people might not want to approach that. Yeah, I'll give
Speaker 6: you a second chance. Let's want to Italian.
Speaker 1: Then, I don't know.
Speaker 4: He did say that there's a lot of concert girls,
Speaker 4: so you just got to get in line first, Claire,
Speaker 4: if you oil yourself up, you can slide faster to
Speaker 4: the front of the line.
Speaker 5: SEC's tackling you.
Speaker 2: Then Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: And that usually never happens, where even before I offer
Speaker 4: to pay for the date, the guy is jumping in
Speaker 4: ready to go out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: It was almost like a light bulb went off in
Speaker 2: his head and he's like, what am I thinking?
Speaker 1: Because I'm grubbing oil on her body to make it perky.
Speaker 4: I can't those two words in combination, oil and perky
Speaker 4: put together. That's an instant like, yes, it makes me
Speaker 4: oily and perky.
Speaker 2: I just hope that nobody ate any more bread after
Speaker 2: it's just so unsanitary.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, from the same container they change him out
Speaker 4: in between people righte like.
Speaker 2: Her day had been like eating bread and dipping it
Speaker 2: with the crumbs on her.
Speaker 4: I was curious, as my codes are going to be
Speaker 4: adopting that beauty hat coming up here.
Speaker 5: No, not you broke. I don't care about your motor oil.
Speaker 5: I'll rub it everywhere this day.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's just going to come to her greasy.
Speaker 5: I'm glad we were able to get him to go
Speaker 5: out there. We go greasy and perky.
Speaker 4: Remember if you want to get greasy and perky, try
Speaker 4: listening to our second date updates.
Speaker 5: That'll be the trip. You can find all of them
Speaker 5: up on our podcast wherever you get yours at Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: When you hear somebody got kicked out of a bar,
Speaker 4: you would assume it's for fighting or disorderly conduct or
Speaker 4: passive aggressive licking.
Speaker 1: Or I was gonna say, just going with alexis yeah
Speaker 1: a few times on the floor.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners says both her and her date
Speaker 4: were asked to leave a bar trivia night over the
Speaker 4: most ridiculous reason, and it only bonded them closer.
Speaker 5: Did they bring their own bows?
Speaker 4: Question is, how did she end up here asking for
Speaker 4: our help. You're gonna find out in a second date
Speaker 4: update right after this second date up date.
Speaker 5: Broke out. Of all the men that you've lured and seduced, how.
Speaker 4: Many of them have gotten up and walked away mid hookup?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Or did they all suffer through it to the bitter end?
Speaker 1: No, they all suffered through it.
Speaker 2: One did dump me right after midnight on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: Oh that one hurt because I was too drunk to
Speaker 2: drive home, so I had to sleep on the couch
Speaker 2: until the next morning, which is embarrassing because he lived
Speaker 2: also with his brother.
Speaker 1: It was just it was embarrassing responsible. Yeah, we woke up,
Speaker 1: We didn't.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is way too much information and too deep
Speaker 4: of a dive into brooks sad past. So I only
Speaker 4: was asking because our listener today Lynn, He said in
Speaker 4: her email, she's feeling confused after her date ended awkwardly
Speaker 4: just as things were starting to heat up romantically.
Speaker 1: And I bet she feels better after hearing my pathetic story.
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably, Lindsay, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Hi, how do you feel better? But also like, oh gosh,
Speaker 9: this is so weird and I'm embarrassing and confusing.
Speaker 2: Well, don't feel bad about it, all the words people
Speaker 2: love to use in dating.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 4: Yes, And after we hear your story, I'm sure Brooke
Speaker 4: will share some of her real life advice then probably
Speaker 4: even have some video evidence of guys sprinting away from
Speaker 4: her house, so that way you'll feel really good about yourself. Now,
Speaker 4: tell us about this guy that you hung out with
Speaker 4: the other day.
Speaker 9: Okay, so I met this guy on a dating app.
Speaker 9: His name is Damon, and we totally hit it off
Speaker 9: on our banter. He had a great sense of humor
Speaker 9: and I was really happy because we didn't text for
Speaker 9: like a crazy amount of time. It was just like, okay,
Speaker 9: why don't we meet up? And we ended up meeting
Speaker 9: at a bar, just a simple like a drink at
Speaker 9: a bar. It was it was great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this all sounds fantastic. What was it like when
Speaker 2: you first saw him?
Speaker 5: It was good.
Speaker 9: He looked like his pictures. And then it was actually
Speaker 9: kind of fun because literally, like fifteen minutes after we
Speaker 9: get to this barth starts handing us whiteboards and dry
Speaker 9: erasers and it turns out that it was trivia night.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my white style.
Speaker 5: That I actually had. That happened to me once.
Speaker 4: Me and my buddies were at a bar and all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, like people cart to cover with pencils.
Speaker 1: And we're like, no, I feel like that's how I've
Speaker 1: ended up every turn the bar really busy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, well we decided to stay. I mean I
Speaker 9: in my mind I was like, oh, this is kind
Speaker 9: of a nice little like icebreaker. Something was fun to do.
Speaker 9: And then it turned out that the questions were very hard.
Speaker 9: They always yeah, where we drew the line, it was
Speaker 9: like the square root of sixteen, and both of us
Speaker 9: were like, we're so horrible at math.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember.
Speaker 5: It's pretty fay man.
Speaker 2: I mean, not did math shame you? But at least
Speaker 2: you guys are on the same page.
Speaker 5: I said, just stick to relationships shaming her, so keep going.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 9: We were on the same page because neither of us
Speaker 9: knew it, so instead we just drew a square around
Speaker 9: the number.
Speaker 5: Well did they accept that as a correct answer? That's funny.
Speaker 9: Now, not only did they not accept it, they took
Speaker 9: our whiteboards away because they thought we weren't taking it seriously.
Speaker 1: You got trivia shame, but you guys were being silly.
Speaker 5: You were having fun, were they?
Speaker 1: And you got kicked out way better than up on
Speaker 1: a date with someone who takes trivia too serious. So
Speaker 1: where'd you guys go after that? Well?
Speaker 9: Yes, then obviously we had to pivot a little bit,
Speaker 9: and he very casually basically said, well, look, I live
Speaker 9: really close to Hear If you want, you could just
Speaker 9: come to my place and maybe we can just watch
Speaker 9: a movie or something.
Speaker 1: Did he wink when he said movie?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: But I would that have worked on you Brook?
Speaker 2: No, but everybody Okay, okay, honest more questions. That was
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 9: Okay, So yeah, we get to his place. We watch
Speaker 9: a movie. It was some action movie that I don't
Speaker 9: even remember the name. I don't know. I had a
Speaker 9: couple of drinks and then I was really feeling it,
Speaker 9: so I actually initiated things.
Speaker 5: Okay, what's your move to go in for it?
Speaker 9: Oh gosh, I mean.
Speaker 5: Just throw yourself out.
Speaker 1: I think she probably just kissed him. I think that
Speaker 1: that's all.
Speaker 5: Women don't really need to move.
Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, I was just we were just okay, we
Speaker 9: were just kissing.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, yeah, we're looking for advice.
Speaker 9: Anyway, things did start heating up and then the second
Speaker 9: that they got a little bit hotter, his mood completely
Speaker 9: changed and things just sort of stopped.
Speaker 5: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Do you know why at all?
Speaker 9: No idea, so much so that I asked him like, hey,
Speaker 9: are you okay? Is everything okay? He's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: everything's fine, and.
Speaker 5: Then he started crying that was that just me? Postok up?
Speaker 2: Honestly, the first thing that comes to my mind is
Speaker 2: that he's cheating, honestly.
Speaker 4: Like, you're saying that he felt guilty mid act, and
Speaker 4: so do you give him credit for at least stopping No.
Speaker 2: I was thinking he was ready, like if I don't
Speaker 2: shave my legs, and then like something you know stops you.
Speaker 1: No, But I think about it, lindsay.
Speaker 4: Did you get that vibe from Damon that maybe he
Speaker 4: felt guilty about another woman?
Speaker 9: To be honest, I didn't even think about that. His
Speaker 9: place didn't give me the vibe that there was someone
Speaker 9: else like living there with him, So I don't know
Speaker 9: at that point I could tell something shifted. I don't know.
Speaker 9: He's like, oh, it's fine. I'm thinking in my head
Speaker 9: like fine, what I mean you have a girl like
Speaker 9: making out with you? Like and thinks are going so great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so that was was at the end of
Speaker 5: the night.
Speaker 9: Then, Yeah, I basically just finished my drink and I left.
Speaker 9: And now ever since then, I haven't heard from him,
Speaker 9: and I don't I don't want to seem like the
Speaker 9: needy one to be texting him.
Speaker 4: No, let us be the needy ones that are calling
Speaker 4: him on the radio. Yeah, we'll take all the blame
Speaker 4: for you. When we come back, We'll call Damon and
Speaker 4: try and get you a second date update and finish
Speaker 4: what you two started on the couch that night right
Speaker 4: here on the radio.
Speaker 9: Thanks. I mean, it sounds kind of weird the way
Speaker 9: you say it, but okay.
Speaker 5: Okay, we promise not to listen hold on what second
Speaker 5: date update?
Speaker 4: Two dummies walk into a bar on trivia night sounds
Speaker 4: like the setup to a joke, But it's what actually happened,
Speaker 4: and I'm not the one calling them, He's Lindsay said herself.
Speaker 4: The trivia that night was just way too hard, so
Speaker 4: hard that they decided to ditch the bar and went
Speaker 4: back to Damon's place instead.
Speaker 2: There's definitely some math teachers listening that are shaming you
Speaker 2: on the text part.
Speaker 4: The square rod of sixteen that is a hard one,
Speaker 4: I think, But just when things were about to get
Speaker 4: hot and heavy, Damon put the brakes on and that's
Speaker 4: where things kind of ended awkwardly, which is the big mystery.
Speaker 4: We still don't know why he did that. It's been
Speaker 4: floated around that maybe he could be a cheater and
Speaker 4: felt really guilty halfway through.
Speaker 1: Because they are starting the kissing, and.
Speaker 4: Maybe he forgot to hit record on the camera and
Speaker 4: decided it wasn't worth going through with it. I'm just
Speaker 4: saying it's happened.
Speaker 5: To me before. But our goal today is figure this out.
Speaker 4: Why did he stop it so that she can either
Speaker 4: get another day or at least get closure on what
Speaker 4: happened that night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the thing is, lindsay, you sound really hopeful
Speaker 2: about this guy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I really really liked him. We had a great
Speaker 9: time on it. To be honest with you, before that happened.
Speaker 9: That was probably one of the best first states I've had.
Speaker 1: Like, truly, we gotta get we gotta fix it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I'm like really kind of running in through my mind
Speaker 9: about what you said about him to your fine.
Speaker 4: I'm sure whatever the real reason is ten times worse
Speaker 4: than whatever you're thinking.
Speaker 5: It's always good to overthink.
Speaker 1: Poor girl's anxiety.
Speaker 4: So I know you're joking, but it's still well, let's
Speaker 4: get an answer or put you out of your misery,
Speaker 4: whatever it is. I'm gonna go out of his phone
Speaker 4: number right now, so hopefully he picks up. Here we go,
Speaker 4: all right, Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk with Damon.
Speaker 8: Yeah, who was this?
Speaker 5: Hey, Hey, we're a radio show. We're called Brook and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 8: What's up calling me for a radio show? What's up?
Speaker 4: Because yeah, we're We do a segment on our show.
Speaker 4: It's the second Date Update, and that's where we try
Speaker 4: to help out listeners who've gone out with someone recently.
Speaker 4: They had a really good time, but they aren't getting
Speaker 4: that second meet up, and this woman is trying to
Speaker 4: figure out why that happened.
Speaker 1: Do you have any ideas who we're referring to.
Speaker 8: I don't really play games with the radio or nothing
Speaker 8: like that, but I have no clue what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It's not a game.
Speaker 5: We do have.
Speaker 4: We do have segments where we do games, and we
Speaker 4: can have you on for that later if you'd lie.
Speaker 1: He doesn't do it. No, I don't think he's good
Speaker 1: at trivia. I remember square root of sixteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we heard that trivias and your strong thing. But
Speaker 4: this is more just about helping out our listener, Lindsey. Uh, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: So she called us and she told us about your guys'
Speaker 4: hangout the other night.
Speaker 1: And sounds awesome. It sounds like it was a great night.
Speaker 5: You guys get kicked out of a bar together. That's
Speaker 5: like a bonding experience.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean we hung out. I mean
Speaker 8: I don't know everything that she told you, but I
Speaker 8: mean we.
Speaker 5: Heard about the bar trivia.
Speaker 4: She said that you were one of the funniest guys
Speaker 4: that she's been out with in a long time.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But afterwards she left your place having kind of more
Speaker 4: questions in her mind than answers.
Speaker 8: Oh really I got questions too, right O.
Speaker 1: You too? That's interesting.
Speaker 5: I don't really hear that.
Speaker 1: Okay, she was really into you.
Speaker 8: Well, we had fun playing trivia and all that, but
Speaker 8: she started kissing me. You know, we were watching a
Speaker 8: movie and she started kissing on me, like doing one
Speaker 8: of the best scenes. Bad Boys, The.
Speaker 1: Original Bad Boys, the Will Smith Original.
Speaker 8: The Original Bad Boys. Okay, it was the first movie
Speaker 8: it was the first movie there were two black lead
Speaker 8: actors in Hollywood. Thought it would never work, and it
Speaker 8: was one of the best.
Speaker 1: It's a great joy. But you were watching a movie
Speaker 1: to actually watch the movie.
Speaker 2: You were watching a movie to lead to the kissing part, right, Like,
Speaker 2: that's what you're doing it.
Speaker 6: Listen.
Speaker 8: It was the good part of the movie. It was
Speaker 8: a really good part of the movie.
Speaker 2: Movies a million times, so you don't care about, you know,
Speaker 2: a pause, but it exists if you really want that's
Speaker 2: why you stop the makeout session.
Speaker 8: This action packed movie and here's she is trying to
Speaker 8: get action with me.
Speaker 1: You are a.
Speaker 2: First man that I think I've ever heard has been
Speaker 2: upset about something like that.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying, like, she just had an opportunity to
Speaker 8: get to know me.
Speaker 1: But listen, why didn't you just tell her like she
Speaker 1: made me to know that?
Speaker 5: Like if you me is what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Is this something that you discussed with her before putting
Speaker 4: the movie on, that this is a really important film
Speaker 4: and that you really want her to watch it?
Speaker 8: No, I mean no, I didn't. I didn't say that.
Speaker 8: But like during the part of the movie, in the
Speaker 8: middle of movie, I was like, Yo, this was really good.
Speaker 8: You have to attention to this part.
Speaker 1: See, oh you talked in the middle of the movie.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean she was kissing upon me. You know
Speaker 8: what I mean, the regular gifts, these are French kisses.
Speaker 8: These are you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Okay, some ladies just don't know that eyes need to
Speaker 4: stay on the screen during this time.
Speaker 5: French kisses. Okay, Look, I don't think it was malicious.
Speaker 4: I don't think that Lindsay was was trying to like
Speaker 4: shove something in your face and say she doesn't care
Speaker 4: about your movies.
Speaker 5: She just really liked you.
Speaker 4: And you can let Lindsay tell you that because she's
Speaker 4: on the other line right now wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Don't it's a good part. Okay, just listen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she is actually on the other line
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Hi, Hey, I didn't know you was listening, But I
Speaker 8: mean you get my feeling though. I mean, you know
Speaker 8: what we talked about and how I kept trying to
Speaker 8: talk to you about it.
Speaker 9: I just want to make so you're really like ghosting me. Wait,
Speaker 9: I'm just trying to figure this out. You you, we
Speaker 9: had such a great date and then the reason why
Speaker 9: now you've decided to leave me hanging is because I
Speaker 9: started making out with you and your favorite part of
Speaker 9: the movie.
Speaker 8: You want it's not a movie, it's just bad Boys.
Speaker 8: It's Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. That's Bad Boys. And
Speaker 8: then you are trying to just make up with me
Speaker 8: and not really pay attention to the movie, like really,
Speaker 8: you know, I mean, listen.
Speaker 9: I was really into you, and I wasn't quite focused
Speaker 9: on anything else but you. I thought you would be
Speaker 9: like over the moon with that.
Speaker 8: We can watch get on to me, to get into me,
Speaker 8: it's to get into the movie.
Speaker 4: If you really liked him, you would take an interest
Speaker 4: in the things that he is interested in.
Speaker 1: Isn't this like a refreshing flip?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 1: Honestly, doesn't this feel good to have the worst problem?
Speaker 1: Say that he really wants to share his passion with you.
Speaker 8: That's all I want.
Speaker 9: I mean, I want if that's really what you want.
Speaker 9: And you could have said so, and then we could
Speaker 9: have said, you have to tell you right now.
Speaker 8: You know, I wasn't giving you tongue back. I was
Speaker 8: trying to watch the movie.
Speaker 9: I've never had a date like this ever before in
Speaker 9: my life.
Speaker 4: Wow, And I think you mean that in a good way,
Speaker 4: because most guys aren't like Damon. He's one of a kind.
Speaker 4: He's kind of the opposite of a bad boy. He's
Speaker 4: a good one.
Speaker 9: It was that bad that that took precedence over how
Speaker 9: much fun we had before that.
Speaker 8: Listen, we had fun. But I want to get to
Speaker 8: know you too. But you need to get to know me.
Speaker 2: And you're not listening, Lindsey. It wasn't bad at all.
Speaker 2: It just was part of it.
Speaker 4: No matter how weird unusual that might sound. That's from
Speaker 4: the heart.
Speaker 1: It is a great movie if you pay attention.
Speaker 4: It is, Lindsay, Is there any way that you could
Speaker 4: see past this miscommunication that happened Damon he wants to
Speaker 4: be intimate with you?
Speaker 5: Just pause the movie or wait till it's done.
Speaker 8: No, no, you got pause in the movie. You watch
Speaker 8: it all the way through.
Speaker 4: Okay, well once once the credits roll, then the clothes
Speaker 4: can come off, so that okay, okay? Is that something
Speaker 4: that you could see yourself being open to, Lindsey.
Speaker 9: I mean, if I haven't already offended him enough, I
Speaker 9: don't know. I just did such a bad job getting
Speaker 9: to know him.
Speaker 5: That's a fair point.
Speaker 1: That's fair sarcastic right now, of course.
Speaker 4: Are well sounds like that's a yes from Lindsay for
Speaker 4: another date. I don't think I'm just reading in between
Speaker 4: the lines of what she said at Damien. Are you
Speaker 4: willing to look past all of her flaws and give
Speaker 4: her one more chance to watch Bad Boys all the
Speaker 4: way through without interruption?
Speaker 8: You know what, That's gonna be a no for me
Speaker 8: because she still don't even know the name of the movie.
Speaker 8: What's the name of the movie?
Speaker 9: I've heard it now, Bad Boys one, two, and three?
Speaker 5: Who's story of Will Smith?
Speaker 8: And Yeah, let's this girl?
Speaker 5: Where are the respectful women in this society?
Speaker 4: Boys?
Speaker 5: This goes out to you, Damon. The best movie trilogy
Speaker 5: of all time? Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Remember the name, Lindsay.
Speaker 1: Go frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Wow, the Internet is right. Men really are more sensitive nowadays.
Speaker 1: I love it. I think that it should be celebrated.
Speaker 4: Good on you, because women women just don't understand that
Speaker 4: men don't want cheap, easy hookups.
Speaker 5: They want a.
Speaker 4: Lady who appreciates their Netflix action movie watchless.
Speaker 1: They want it's timing.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's all we care about. Is our
Speaker 4: Netflix watch listen. And a woman isn't willing to do
Speaker 4: that and take that journey with us, then hit the bricks.
Speaker 1: What's your movie?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't care if you've got a perfect ten
Speaker 4: body in the face of a Disney princess. If you
Speaker 4: don't know who Martin Lawrence is, then you are not
Speaker 4: right with us.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that for you too? Because I feel like
Speaker 1: yours is going to be more like West Side Story
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm snapping my way out of the road.
Speaker 4: Don't you dare muse shame me. Okay, but I will
Speaker 4: say Lindsey was right. Damon was actually really funny, and
Speaker 4: I hope that.
Speaker 5: I hope we talked to him again in a future
Speaker 5: second day.
Speaker 2: I think I still could have worked out if she
Speaker 2: would have just been like, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: She had to double down and not appreciate bad boys
Speaker 4: for the genius that I mean.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it was not knowing Martin Lawrence's name that did her.
Speaker 4: Disappointed there, and don't disappoint us any further. Make sure
Speaker 4: you go check out all of our second dates. They're
Speaker 4: up online. It's Brook and Jeffrey's second date update, Go listen, subscribe,
Speaker 4: and show some damn respect from Martin Lawrence in the comments.