1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who just took a new 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: job at a matchmaking service. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,560 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's kind of cute. 4 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: She's just starting so all she's supposed to do right 5 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,959 Speaker 1: now is answer the phones and take down information from 6 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: potential clients. But after just a few days, she told 7 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: her sister it's actually weirder than she thought it would be. Well, 8 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 1: we're about to prove she hasn't even seen weird yet, 9 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 1: because a young man named Timid Benjamin is about to 10 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: call and give her some details about himself that she 11 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 1: will never forget. In your phone tap right now. 12 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 2: Pair matchmaking, missus Chelsea, How can I help you? 13 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 3: Hi? My name is ben. 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 2: Hi Ben, How are you today? 15 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 3: Oh? Actually it's it's Benjamin. 16 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, Benjamin. Good morning. How are you today? 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 3: I saw an ad for your matchmaking service? 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 2: Oh? You did great? 19 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I would like to sign up for it. 20 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 2: Please, wonderful. That's awesome. Why don't you tell me a 21 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 2: little bit about yourself so I can get some information 22 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 2: down for you? 23 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 3: You? Oh you want to know about about me? 24 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 2: Yes? 25 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 3: Wow, you're so nice. 26 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 2: Oh thank you. So what do you like like? What 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 2: are some of your favorite hobbies? 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 3: I'm speaking now, so. 29 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 2: Go ahead. 30 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 3: You're talking again. 31 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 2: Oh, I was just trying to ask you about you. 32 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 2: That's all. 33 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 3: Let me let me speak, Please, Can you please. 34 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,039 Speaker 2: Just get to it. I'm trying to be helpful here, 35 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 2: I'm not trying to interrupt you. 36 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 3: Well, I'm I'm kind of a fun, life of the 37 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 3: party type of guy. You could probably tell that by 38 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 3: our our interactions so far. 39 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 2: You sound like a bundle of fun. Keep going. 40 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 3: I have an extensive collection of novelty ties. 41 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 2: Did you say novelty dies? 42 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 3: Not ties like that go around your neck? Okay, but 43 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 3: my mom my mom used to say nothing says romance 44 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 3: like a bow tie and a pun. 45 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. 46 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:25,119 Speaker 3: So basically, I'm hoping to match with someone who who 47 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 3: doesn't mind that I give PEP talks to my houseplants 48 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 3: because I'm a plant daddy. So for example, I might say, Hey, 49 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 3: it's not the size of your stamen, it's how you 50 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 3: use it. 51 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,519 Speaker 2: That's hilarious. 52 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 3: Okay, it's not supposed to be hilarious, it's it's inspiring. 53 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 2: Okay, that's inspiring. Is there anything else? 54 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 3: I had a relationship with a ficus for nine months, 55 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 3: but it ended kind of badly. 56 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 2: You had a relationship with a fighters plant. 57 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't like to really talk about it because 58 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 3: she broke up with me. 59 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I actually think we have enough 60 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 2: here and I really appreciate your calling. 61 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,399 Speaker 3: Well, I mean, hold on, I didn't get to tell 62 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 3: you about my impromptu karaoke battles. 63 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if we need that. I feel 64 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 2: like I think I got enough about you now. 65 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 3: And give you up and I'm never going to let 66 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 3: you up. 67 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 2: Okay. 68 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 3: So sorry, I was trying to rick roll you. 69 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, I think I have enough now. 70 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 3: Well you didn't. You didn't get my phone number? 71 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 2: Oh you know when it comes up on the screen here, 72 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 2: So I'm good. I've already written it down. Benjamin. 73 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I like it when when you say my name. 74 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,119 Speaker 2: Okay, Benjamin, So I really have to get going here. 75 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 3: You don't need to be intimidated by my masculinity. 76 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,360 Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, you hit the nail on the head with 77 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 2: that one. So I got what I need. 78 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 3: One last thing? 79 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it? Hurry? 80 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 3: I'm curious or are you single? Perhaps? 81 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 2: Uh no, I'm in a relationship. 82 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 3: Are you sure? 83 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm real sure. But thanks for asking. 84 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 3: So I'm just a little confused because your sister, Jessica, 85 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 3: she she told me you were single. 86 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 2: What did you say? 87 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 3: My word, your sister, Jessica, you. 88 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 2: Know my sister. 89 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, well only enough to do this brink radio call 90 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 3: on you. You're on the radio with a show called 91 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,279 Speaker 3: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. 92 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are you talking about? 93 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 2: Horrible? 94 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Jessica asked us to do this phone tap 95 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 3: on you. 96 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: You're on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. 97 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,600 Speaker 2: Good, my heart is pounding. I was like, so annoyed. 98 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 1: She said that you've only been working there a couple 99 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: of days, and already you've had a bunch of really 100 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: strange clients that you've had to help. 101 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 2: So that's true. But I've never had one that broke 102 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 2: up with his houseplants. 103 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 3: Actually, she she she broke up with me 104 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:39,679 Speaker 2: For the week up every morning was foone taps weekday 105 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.