1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Jubal's Dirty Little Secret. 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, hey, you have a dirty little secret? He sweet? 3 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 2: What is it? 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 3: So? It's kind of been eating at me for like 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 3: a week. I was at a friend's family's barbecue and 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,800 Speaker 3: I made out with my best friend's dad. 7 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 2: Nice. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 3: What yeah, unbelievable. 9 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 2: Is he married? Good? Question? 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 3: Yes, they are still married. 11 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: It was really nice and. 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 3: Really good and surprisingly I hit him up afterwards and 13 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 3: he responded. So, I'm not sure what I'm going to 14 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 3: do about this, but I just need to let somebody know. 15 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 2: So now you're talking to your best friend's dad now, 16 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 2: who's married, who's married to her mom? 17 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? 18 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 2: Right to her mom. 19 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,279 Speaker 3: Yeah it was a nice person, sun, but you. 20 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 1: Know, yeah, all right, so you're intentionally trying to be 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: your friend stepmom. 22 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 2: Whoa oh oh, well, thank you for telling us your 23 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 2: dirty little secret and good luck with that whole situation. 24 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, thanks? 25 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 2: Ye, Hey, what's up this? Ju will show a dirty 26 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 2: little secret? You have one? 27 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? 28 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it that? 29 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: I don't like nature and I don't like hiking, and 30 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: and I like to a guy that I was dating 31 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: one time about hiking, and so I had to sabotage it. Okay, Oh, 32 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: I throw myself in a poison ivy just so I 33 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:42,919 Speaker 1: can say, get me out of here. 34 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 2: We gotta go, all right, O, yay, when is it 35 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 2: worth it? 36 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, it cous a day short for sure. I 37 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: mean I didn't really get rashes, but I had to 38 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: just kind of go home and pretend like I had 39 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: rashes so I couldn't see him for us. But anyway, 40 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is that me and that guy 41 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: had a bad breakup. And now there's a whole another 42 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: thing to this hiking thing. 43 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 2: Oh okay, what is it? 44 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: So I went to the park ranger of his favorite 45 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 1: hiking spot and I said, hey, look out for this guy. 46 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 1: He took a crap on the trail. 47 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah. 48 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: I'll play around. He messed with me, I'm gonna mess 49 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: with him. So I told the park ranger that he 50 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: is a like a weird guy that keeps going to 51 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: the bathroom on the trail that I keep seeing the 52 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: same guy and he's like not just urinating, I mean 53 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: he's like defecating and I keep that keep seeing him. 54 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: So I showed them his picture, and I showed them 55 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: a few spots where he went. So now they have 56 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: his picture of all along the trail for you know, 57 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: have you seen this man? He's a cereal. 58 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 2: Pooper at his favorite hiking trail. 59 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he's he's not gonna be able to 60 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: go to show his face. And the dirty thing about 61 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: this that it was actually me because I set it up. 62 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,799 Speaker 1: I wanted him to get off that trail and that's 63 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: how I got my revent. So it was me doing 64 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: all the dirty stuff. 65 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 2: So you were putting it on the trail and blaming it. 66 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: On Yes, I was. I know it's broke. 67 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 2: That's a true commitment. 68 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 1: No, petty, I don't care. But now is a serial 69 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: prooper all along that trail because of me. I hope 70 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: that people recognize them. 71 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 72 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, of course 73 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 3: What's your dirty little secret.