Speaker 1: Pasha. Well, guys, I wish I was here under better circumstances,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is. They done goofed, Daddy,
Speaker 1: They done goofed. Hit me with the emergency pod sirens.
Speaker 1: You around to find out. I'm doing an emergency pod
Speaker 1: for Week one of the NFL, and I'll get to
Speaker 1: all the highlights, but you know what I got to
Speaker 1: address first chair turned around for this. This is serious,
Speaker 1: this is here and yes, yes, I've viewed all the footage. Immediately,
Speaker 1: Miami Dade was fording me body cam footage hours and hours.
Speaker 1: I wanted everything. I was getting traffic light cameras. They
Speaker 1: were sending it to me. They wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: that I had all the information before I went crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh you know he did. He didn't listen to the cops.
Speaker 1: I don't care at all. He doesn't have to listen
Speaker 1: to the cops. That's Tyreek Hill. Oh as speeding. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. If everyone's grandma was hit
Speaker 1: by him on the way to the game, get out
Speaker 1: of the way. If my kids were duct taped in
Speaker 1: the back of his car, and then I it's the
Speaker 1: game's about to start. We found your kids. Your kids
Speaker 1: were kidnapped. We found them. They're in the back of
Speaker 1: his car. I'm like, it's a nice car. He's gonna
Speaker 1: have underground parking. Let's just let's just leave it till
Speaker 1: after the game. Just do as you're told. That bothers
Speaker 1: me too. When everybody is like, you saw a yah,
Speaker 1: you didn't roll the window down right away, didn't I
Speaker 1: know what was sure? Okay? A lot of people when
Speaker 1: you get pulled over, you're scared shitless. You're worried, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be in trouble. You're you're gonna be find money
Speaker 1: that you might not have, Like you're scared. You're not
Speaker 1: fucking trained for this. They're the ones that do this constantly,
Speaker 1: fucking act better. It was really just one cop, as
Speaker 1: they always say, you know, it's just it's one bad apple.
Speaker 1: Knock it off. It's not one bad apple. Apples suck.
Speaker 1: Let's be clear. When I bite into an apple and
Speaker 1: it's good, I'm shocked and the other cops arounds seem
Speaker 1: like they were being nice. But that's the problem. When
Speaker 1: you have one bad apple, they have to be on
Speaker 1: this guy's team. It's like fucking Dylan Brooks, He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's an asshole, and now all of his teammates have
Speaker 1: to fucking roll with that clown. The officer there was
Speaker 1: a dick wait for it, wait for it. He wasn't white. Ah, oh,
Speaker 1: thank god, thank god, he wasn't white. He was a Cuban.
Speaker 1: Oh that feels good. Now, some people, uh in the
Speaker 1: black community might lump Cubans with white people. Oh, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: that's absurd and white and there are people in the
Speaker 1: white community that would lump Cubans in the black community.
Speaker 1: That's crazy too. Let's knock it off. People keep saying, well, everybody,
Speaker 1: this is you'd act like this is how you get treated. No,
Speaker 1: that's not true. You ever seen these uh where they
Speaker 1: uncover these horrible things that have happened in these college
Speaker 1: towns and the police department just turns a complete blind eye.
Speaker 1: And those are serious allegation. Not not wearing a seat belt?
Speaker 1: You think you think over in Fansville, the sheriff of
Speaker 1: Doctor Pepperville, you think he's laying hands on a star recruit.
Speaker 1: Not a chance. Now, did I enjoy Tyreek's celebration when
Speaker 1: he scored an eighty yard touchdown reception? Yeah? That I
Speaker 1: think it was funny. Yeah, what have I preferred during
Speaker 1: the national anthem? He'd have laid a face down on
Speaker 1: the ground with his hands behind his back, with owner
Speaker 1: Steven Ross's knee in his back. Oh, I thought that
Speaker 1: would have made a much better statement. I thought that
Speaker 1: would have really got people going. Now, what do I
Speaker 1: think about this Cuban cop that did this to our
Speaker 1: Tyreek Hill? Oh? Should he be fired? No? No, he
Speaker 1: shouldn't be fired, but he and his family should be
Speaker 1: relocated to Buffalo. There you go, you're a cop in Buffalo. Now,
Speaker 1: those people fucking love getting slammed before games. Throw somebody
Speaker 1: through a table. Thank good as we won. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine if we didn't win? I say we. I'm part
Speaker 1: of the organization. I got my game socks on. I
Speaker 1: don't take those off until we lose a game. There's
Speaker 1: an undefeated season we're currently working on. Right now, we're
Speaker 1: in first place. We're tied for first place in the
Speaker 1: entire NFL, and if we went on Thursday night, we
Speaker 1: will be in first place in the entire NFL alone.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. How about how the Jets do? Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: almost played a full game for the Yets, didn't seem
Speaker 1: to move the needle at all. By the way, they
Speaker 1: played a team that was missing their number one player,
Speaker 1: the offensive player of the year out they still got destroyed.
Speaker 1: At least you got a new docu series this year
Speaker 1: for mister Distraction. It's on Netflix. It's called Aaron Rodgers Enigma.
Speaker 1: Is it too late to call it? Seventy five million
Speaker 1: in counting for one hundred and sixty seven yards, one
Speaker 1: TD and one interception Wait for it, boom. Speaking of
Speaker 1: completely overrated goats, Tom Brady had his first game in
Speaker 1: the Booth basically like the second roast of Tom Brady online.
Speaker 1: I've never noticed how big a Veneers were, but now
Speaker 1: that I see his face, I'm like, whoa, look at
Speaker 1: that grin. It's just weird that he'd want to still
Speaker 1: look pretty. He's already looking puffy from filler or whatever
Speaker 1: he does botox whatever. Hey, oh, but the Packers Philly
Speaker 1: game in Brazil matter if you're a season ticket holder
Speaker 1: and oh one of our home games is in Brazil.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. Finally you're gonna make Philly fans know
Speaker 1: what it's like to be scared at a home game,
Speaker 1: gonna get stabbed. Uh, that's funny Kansas City beat the
Speaker 1: Ravens by toe. You know, he probably wears an eleven
Speaker 1: and a half, but is a little insecure about it,
Speaker 1: like a lot of guys. I wear twelve, and that
Speaker 1: that lie cost the Ravens a win. Heisman Trophy winner
Speaker 1: star of Hard Knocks, Caleb Williams, Oh, how did he
Speaker 1: do for the Bears? He threw for ninety three yards
Speaker 1: and that is good enough to be the greatest quarterback
Speaker 1: in the history of Chicago. And by the way, Hard Knocks,
Speaker 1: knock it off. You're supposed to do four episodes for
Speaker 1: the preseason. Now there's off season in Sea. The Dolphins
Speaker 1: were last year's in season Hard Knocks. I didn't even
Speaker 1: watch it. I'm a diehard Dolphins in there's regular football
Speaker 1: to watch now annoys me. The Saints one forty seven
Speaker 1: to ten, relegating the Carolina Panthers to the USFL. Can
Speaker 1: we all agree about Bryce Young and all of these
Speaker 1: Heisman Trophy winners. Like people that are paid to know
Speaker 1: who's going to be good to recruit these players, they
Speaker 1: never get it right with quarterbacks. It's just a waste
Speaker 1: to waste a time. Stop wasting first round picks on quarterbacks.
Speaker 1: Rock Purty, my nephew, Timothy de Morett should be in
Speaker 1: the NFL. He's not. I think he's like a quarterbacks
Speaker 1: coach at some college right now. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what he's doing. Jim Harball squeaked out his first game
Speaker 1: as a Chargers head coach was very exciting if you're
Speaker 1: into field goals. Meanwhile, the team that he abandoned because
Speaker 1: of the signs stealing scandal, they completely self destructed. I'd
Speaker 1: also like to point out that abortions are up this
Speaker 1: season in LA. So I'm sure he's taken that pretty hard.
Speaker 1: Buccaneers beat some farm team called the Commanders. Anybody watch
Speaker 1: that bullshit? All right, that's it. Eddie hits a siren.
Speaker 1: Cash