1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentstic is the moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: Jewels Show was here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and 4 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the 5 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: best readygo you've heard in a while, the Jews Show. 6 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 1: This might be my first ever public apology. Wow, it's 7 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: the Jewels Legit one. Yeah, legit legit one. That's true. 8 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: I've I've been doing this a long time. Yes, and 9 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:42,279 Speaker 1: I've only received death threats once in my life. Really disappointing. 10 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: If you're not getting death threat you're probably not doing 11 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: something right. That's what I always thought. And it's only 12 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 1: happened one time, and surprisingly it wasn't even anything crazy. 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: All I did would say that dogs aren't necessarily smart 14 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: like people. Yeah, that got you death threats. Seriously. I 15 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,959 Speaker 1: said they learned by conditioning, and some dogs are better 16 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: at learning by conditioning than others. And wow, dog owners 17 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: very very concerned with the life of their dogs, not 18 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: so concerned with human life. It turns out very passionate 19 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: about dogs. Well, yesterday we did something on the show 20 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: that got listeners just as upset. No death threats. Okay, 21 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: people were really angry hitting us up on social media 22 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: at the Jewels Show. Yeah, imageble Fresh, by the way, 23 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: I met that Evan on the radio. By the way, 24 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,559 Speaker 1: they were hitting us up, demanding that we do something 25 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: on the show today and demanding an apology for the 26 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: way that English Evan was treated yesterday during the idiot 27 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: News Network where adias aren't just in the news, and 28 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: he was one that was in and reporting yep, yesterday 29 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: during Evan's news report yesterday. If you didn't hear it, 30 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: here's what happened for clearing pesky amounts of snow. I'm sorry, English, 31 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: what did happen? I'm not sure if you heard Alex 32 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 1: Fresh knocking her microphone day never mind, I just it's spying. 33 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: Alex is putting on some cool temporary tattoos that you 34 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: got during the segment. And not a lot of people 35 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: know this, but during a lot of segments, Alex like 36 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: to keep herself occupied by putting on Tim Barry tattoos 37 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 1: or doing something else, literally doing anything. You're doing it 38 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 1: right now. She's actually doing taroll right now. Time Spirit 39 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: calls me, you guys, I can't help it all the time. Spirit, 40 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 1: It seems like, here's another clip from what happened? Evan, 41 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: would you please stop getting distracted and get back to 42 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:30,359 Speaker 1: your story the news ready, I'm ready for you to start. Okay, 43 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: what you want me to start again? No, okay, this 44 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: is the lost part that I had so getious to 45 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: get the police to get rid of the snowy English 46 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: even never got to do his story because we just 47 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: didn't let him because we got interrupted. We got off 48 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 1: on the tangent that Alex putting temporary tattoos on while 49 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: he was trying to do a story. Cute, and then 50 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: we had to be done with the work. They look great, 51 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,519 Speaker 1: but the good But after we were done with the 52 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 1: idiot news network radiotes the news, they report the news, 53 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: Evan was like, I really wanted to do the story, 54 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: like it's a really good story. And even our producer 55 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 1: was like, that was really funny, interrupting Evan, but also 56 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: that was a good story. And listeners were hitting us 57 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: up on the Instagram at the Jewel Show, just mad 58 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,799 Speaker 1: the disrespect that we showed to English. Evan and his 59 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 1: new team out strong. No, don't get into a conversation. 60 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: I'm trying to do so anyway, we wanted to give 61 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: English Evan the opportunity, well, to finish his new story. 62 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: Apparently it's a really good news story. Well if it 63 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: isn't good now, it's really going to be a let down. 64 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: Well I couldn't even hear what you were, you know, saying, 65 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: I know because it looked amazing. Yeah, well, I mean 66 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: I wasn't making a gym. But I also you're trying 67 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: to finish your story and I wasn't. Yes, here is 68 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: the awesome news story that you miss yesterday. Here we go. Okay, 69 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: So across the world there are freezing temperatures which are 70 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: making this year a very cold one. But one Ukrainian 71 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: genius has found the solution for clearing pesky amounts of snow. Okay, 72 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: So he reported a fictitious murder in the hopes that 73 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: police would clear the snow after coming to arrest him. 74 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I kind of vaguely like kind of 75 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: remember a few of these details. Okay. And he actually 76 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: called the police saying that he killed his mother's partner 77 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: by stabbing him in the chest. Okay, just so they 78 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,840 Speaker 1: would come to his house and hopefully like clear the 79 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: snow in order to arrest him. That's terrible. It's mental. 80 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 1: So like I have a better idea, which is just 81 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 1: prime like a flamethrower, Prime a flamethrower, prime a flamethrower, 82 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 1: and just melt the snow. Alex, Yeah, is my wife, 83 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: by the way, if he didn't know that we're married. 84 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 1: By the way, she never ceases to amaze me. Why 85 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,359 Speaker 1: she says things. And you're like, okay, prime yourself a 86 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,840 Speaker 1: flame to deal with snow, right, and then you got 87 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 1: an Amazon and you type in flame first thing that 88 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: comes up flamethrower fire ag for snow. Oh my god, 89 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,599 Speaker 1: you are a genius. Thank you seriously. How much is it? Um? 90 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: It's actually pretty cheap, like forty six bucks forty six dollars. Well, 91 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 1: it's like the most like genius thing to do. Just 92 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 1: melt the snow. There's so much it piles up. And 93 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: then why doesn't everyone have a flamethrow off? Because I 94 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,039 Speaker 1: think they're idiots. They're working harder, not smarter. God, you're 95 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 1: so right, Alice, I know. Wow. All right, so do 96 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 1: yourself favorite day, work smarter, not harder, get yourself flamethrow everything. Okay, 97 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: let me use it on the snow, all right, your 98 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: phone Break is coming up in just a few minutes. 99 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: It's a jewel show.