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Speaker 1: Secondly, you are about to get your Christmas shopping done.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. So welcome to your win Win Win.

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Speaker 1: I will see you out Brook Andjeffrey dot com after this.

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Speaker 2: That's good. That's good.

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Speaker 6: What are you watching?

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Speaker 2: Let's start the podcast.

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Speaker 3: My mind is blown today. Really, it's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Because a list came out of the most famously misquoted

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Speaker 2: Oh, are we saying them all wrong?

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Speaker 3: Apparently, like you know the line from Silence of the

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Speaker 3: not it at all.

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Speaker 2: I learned that I watched that for the first time.

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Speaker 3: This year, he actually says, good morning. We'll look it

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Speaker 2: Yeah he does, No one I know.

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Speaker 3: What he actually says is life is like a box

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Speaker 3: I am not a quitter. So your options today are

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Speaker 3: our ratings forever. So what's it gonna be realtor's got

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Speaker 3: Let's hear the sound of a real estate agent who

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Speaker 6: Yeah, serious detail.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we'll bring it back again next year.

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Speaker 5: your question. The classic holiday song jingle Bells came out

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Speaker 3: I let the song go in your mind.

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Speaker 3: Did she spend most of her time in her room

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Speaker 4: You got to remember her mom did a special tree

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Speaker 3: Zero chances she was in her room looking at posters

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Speaker 5: Jeff is betting against her.

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Speaker 5: This popular Christmas decoration is seen strung up in homes

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Speaker 5: She got, Jeffrey, you're getting shocked today. Take that Olysis

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Speaker 1: This is like if Alexis was a pokemon, that's what

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Speaker 6: She loves pink, she loves Christmas. She's just killing all

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Speaker 5: Take Jose's betting on her. Here's your question. In the

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Speaker 5: The mouse the mouse king? Or that's correct, You're safe

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Speaker 5: and that means Jeffrey is the only one getting shot.

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Speaker 3: Was alf seconds with alex Alexis got all of her

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Speaker 3: Christmas questions right. It is really a Christmas miracle the show,

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Speaker 3: So I will gladly take this shock while singing Last

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Speaker 3: Christmas by Wham Okay, Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,

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Speaker 7: Question of the day Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: What's the most money you'd be willing to pay for

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Speaker 3: a new T shirt? It's Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: And I'm not talking about Brooke and Jefferys merch for

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Speaker 3: a Cause. One hundred percent of proceeds go to charity

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Speaker 3: Brooknjeffrey dot com. Now I'm talking about a new poll

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Speaker 2: I don't want to tell you how much I've spent

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Speaker 3: Oh you have to now, brock Well, the number one

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Speaker 2: Where can you get a shirt for twenty dollars?

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Speaker 4: First, I think forty is the average a nice shirt.

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Speaker 2: That are all thirty seven percent my father?

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Speaker 3: Money you can get shirts for ten dollars or less.

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Speaker 7: This? Excuse me?

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Speaker 3: Did you work for like a catering company or something?

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, twenty percent said they're willing to do forty bucks

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Speaker 4: The most I've ever spent is eighty bucks on a

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Speaker 1: You can go to Costco and buy four hundred t shirts.

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Speaker 3: keep listening, because a brand new Laser Stories is one

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Speaker 3: radio segment that's launched a special holiday service called hag

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Speaker 3: Hire a Grench. For ninety dollars, you can pay a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, to wait till they sing all together in

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Speaker 3: Definitely. It's Late Stories, the segment where we read weird

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Speaker 3: Twenty six year old Chun Wang was enjoying a lovely

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Speaker 3: She was loving the food, so she did what anyone

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of Brooklyn. Wayne Murray's

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Speaker 6: It's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: To me, guys, I think I would faint.

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Speaker 3: The clerk at the store who was friends with Wayne,

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Speaker 3: He was still a raging Wayne was a regular before

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Speaker 3: Because just last week Wayne won another ten million dollars

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Speaker 7: Really?

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Speaker 3: This time he was playing something called the two hundred

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Speaker 6: Clerk knows the numbers.

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Speaker 2: Please tell me.

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Speaker 4: At this point he gets his mansion, Well, like, do

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Speaker 3: He says, he's staying in the same house that he's

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Speaker 6: So if you love money so much and you have

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Speaker 2: With it, he doesn't love money. He loves winning. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 6: That makes sense.

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Speaker 3: He says. He's all about family and his home in

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Speaker 3: Then he's good. He doesn't ask for much.

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Speaker 2: What a humble man.

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Speaker 6: We didn't mention he owns the whole neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer story is out of Food News Yay.

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Speaker 3: Recently we talked about Brooks biggest food regret of the

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Speaker 3: year because she missed it when Subway did a promotion

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Speaker 3: offering foot long chocolate chip cookies.

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Speaker 2: I lost so much sleep over this.

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Speaker 3: Well, according to reports, the promotion went so well and

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Speaker 3: Subways decided to expand their foot long treat menu. Oh so,

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Speaker 3: Subway just they're going to be promoting the nationwide release

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Speaker 3: of a foot long Cinnabon churo.

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Speaker 2: Why Josh, what did you just put together?

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Speaker 3: I'm a diabetic And if you missed it from all

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Speaker 3: the drool coming out Cinnabon and churo, a foot long

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Speaker 2: That and then have you dip it in icy.

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Speaker 3: Next year they'll be adding a foot long Anti Ann's

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Speaker 3: pretzel Haste.

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Speaker 6: Are shifting rightday, healthy crash. Now, They're like cookies and

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Speaker 6: pretzels for everyone.

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Speaker 3: Give the people what they want. Yeah, here's the photos

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Speaker 3: two dollars for the Cinnabon turo and three bucks for

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Speaker 3: the Antians pretzel, and as we previously mentioned, the foot

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Speaker 2: I'm ridiculously excited about this.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have the photos on the Insta stories and

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Speaker 3: maybe I'm thinking for next summer's big challenge. Brook takes

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's take it. Let's go there.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to your next headline out of the look

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Speaker 3: back of yesteryear. We're nostalgic about all sorts of stuff

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Speaker 3: from movies and TV shows, but how simple life was

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Speaker 3: before the internet. But what's something you think will be

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Speaker 3: nostalgic about twenty years from now in twenty forty three?

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting? Do you have a list or you want

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Speaker 2: to start naming stuff?

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Speaker 3: Because the Republication pulled thousands of Americans on this and

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Speaker 3: the top answer was smartphones.

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Speaker 4: Damn Daniel, because it'll just be implanted in our brain

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Speaker 4: by then, will.

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Speaker 3: Really miss them and they won't be around that they have,

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Speaker 2: Hold, you actually don't take pictures anymore. You just take memories.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: Next thing we predict that we'll be nostalgic about in

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Speaker 3: two decades trending music on TikTok. Yeah, I three percent

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Speaker 3: believe it'll be a thing of the past, and that

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Speaker 2: Be telling our children about it. You know, I remember

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Speaker 3: The third and fourth thing will miss our bootcut jeans

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Speaker 4: Okay, bootcut jeans just got back here. Okay, And by

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Speaker 4: that time we may circle back around to the.

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Speaker 2: Luck getting people back to the office.

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Speaker 3: But maybe the most troubling item for our show is

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Speaker 3: number five on the list of things that we're going

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Speaker 3: to miss, crop tops.

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Speaker 12: I mean, Maggie is already kind of sec people say

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Speaker 12: they're going to miss those crop tops terribly.

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Speaker 2: Can't wait for t shirts down to my knees. Let's

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Speaker 3: Little This guy being nostalgic for he thinks it's gonna

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Speaker 3: be foot locker, his favorite spot for an afternoon snack.

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Speaker 11: A whole meal.

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Speaker 10: Depends.

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Speaker 3: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 3: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: The other week, my grandma asked me to come by

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Speaker 2: Okay nice.

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Speaker 3: While I was up there, I found a bunch of

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Speaker 3: old love letters that my grandpa has sent her back

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Speaker 3: when they first started dating. Sweet. I gotta say, I

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Speaker 3: I'll just read a couple because this one says, Sup,

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Speaker 3: he was really ahead. I can't wait to take you

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Speaker 3: to the new talking pictures. It's movies with audio and

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Speaker 3: no need to bring food because you already looking like

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Speaker 2: Okay. And I was like, I'm the whole dinner, honey.

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Speaker 3: Another says, okay, hey, you up, answer me back in

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Speaker 3: three to five days three cent stamp provided I forgot.

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Speaker 2: She just draws a thumbs up emoji on it and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they were really ahead of their time. Got me thinking,

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Speaker 3: why can't romance be like how it used to be

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Nowadays the only sweet messages we ever get are on

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Speaker 3: our voicemail machine, and we're gonna play some of them

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Speaker 3: for you during a brand new loser line.

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Speaker 2: As poetic as you up.

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Speaker 3: Doubtful it will be that hot and romantic, but we'll

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Speaker 3: find out coming up.

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Speaker 6: Would you wait a minute?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 7: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 3: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 3: uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, little miss,

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Speaker 3: I think there's something on your face. Maybe I can

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Speaker 3: help you get it off. Oh wait, that's just beauty.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't call the geek squad to pick

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Speaker 3: him up in a body bag. Instead, tell him that

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Speaker 3: his dumb pickup line made you blush all over. It

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Speaker 3: good and he should call you sometime and then hopefully

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Speaker 3: he'll leave us an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 3: on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 13: Next.

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Speaker 5: Oy, Babe, keep been on my mind like non stop

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Speaker 5: since the other night.

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Speaker 11: I just can't stop thinking about how good you looked

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Speaker 11: in that dress.

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Speaker 13: And I was thinking maybe we could meet.

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Speaker 14: Up one of these nights downtown and grab a drink,

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Speaker 14: just to grab a drink and then you know, get

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Speaker 14: down to.

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Speaker 11: The business that we really want to get down to.

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Speaker 15: She's my numbers, so.

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Speaker 13: Give you back up.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Oh, you think he's talking about selling an

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Speaker 3: insurance policy.

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Speaker 2: There wants to do her taxes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's giving me serious insurance salesman vibes right there.

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Speaker 4: Usually insurance salesman call you babe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how they were you in.

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Speaker 4: Can we just not do pet names until you actually

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Speaker 4: know someone.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's a very good Yeah.

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Speaker 5: If you want to be boring, sure, Next message, a

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Speaker 11: Nice meeting you. I think you were just adorable. I

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Speaker 11: can't believe I'm doing this. Uh, I didn't think I'll

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Speaker 11: do it. Anyways, nice meeting you. Nice talking to you.

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Speaker 11: I had a great time talking to you and your

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Speaker 11: mom And uh that's actually the reason I'm calling I. Uh,

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Speaker 11: your mom didn't have a ring on, and I just thought,

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Speaker 11: you know, we were kind of vibing and she was

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Speaker 2: That is so cute in the beginning.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 2: I feel that pain. And I know Alexis says a

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Speaker 2: hot mom too. I feel like this hits close to home. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like when I was in high school, to be like

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Speaker 2: we got to marry you. If you look like your mom,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, shut off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, your mom is so really hard.

453
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not yuck it Jean, beautiful, beautiful. Exactly

454
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 3: in twenty years, when your daughter's boyfriends are coming to you,

455
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 3: you're going to be like, yeah that's right girl, and

456
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 3: tell you realize.

457
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 2: That you get your dad's metabolism. Okay, and it's just.

458
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 3: That just got not Yeah. Just talking about metabolism is

459
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 3: bringing the move down.

460
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying I would love to be like my mom.

461
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 2: I just don't think that I got all of the

462
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 2: jeans to make.

463
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's turning everybody off with your commentary.

464
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 15: Next message yesterday it's going away party. Wow, it was okay.

465
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 15: I was just calling you back like you said I should.

466
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 15: I know he said week days worked best. I was

467
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 15: really excited when you said you were into role playing.

468
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 15: I mean I didn't take you for that kind of

469
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 15: person with you, you know your food canal, But I

470
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 15: had an idea I wanted to trot by you. I

471
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 15: was wondering if you'd want to role players your jar binks.

472
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 15: Of course I'll be proad of me. Uh just a

473
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 15: morning though, I do get a bit adventurous, but give

474
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 15: me a callback as soon as possible so we can

475
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 15: see what times this works, because I would love to

476
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 15: see you again and you would make one hell of

477
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 15: dar darpanks.

478
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 2: Next Star Wars character wait is jar Jar, the big.

479
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 6: Controversial character.

480
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 3: Actually, he's probably the most hated person in the entire

481
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 3: Star Wars universe. And he doesn't even speak very well,

482
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 3: not a PC character anymore. And first date, she's proposing

483
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 3: jar Jar binks and padme role playing. Do you even

484
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 3: have to say that you're adventurous at that point? It's

485
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 3: the extreme of adventures.

486
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 2: How did they even start talking about role playing at

487
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 2: a going away party?

488
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 3: I don't know, talk about red flags, Jennifer.

489
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 14: It's been about a month since we saw each other.

490
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 14: I don't know if you've been trying to get a

491
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 14: hold of me, but I've been kind of off the grid.

492
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 14: I am basically went back to nature. Tired of the

493
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 14: city life. I needed to kind of find myself and

494
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 14: do some soul searching. So I was out in the wilderness,

495
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 14: and you know, it was really a crazy experience. I

496
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 14: had to live off the land and eat small animals.

497
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 14: It was pretty amazing and one of the most intense

498
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 14: things I did was drink my own tea, and I

499
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 14: drank a lot of it, maybe a lot more than

500
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:06,439
Speaker 14: I should have. I don't know if you've ever had

501
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 14: to drink your own pea before, but it's really not

502
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 14: that bad, and it was a hell of a lot

503
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 14: better than the things I had to do in prison.

504
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 14: So call me back, and if you ever want someone

505
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 14: to teach you how to drink your own pea, I'm

506
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 14: your man.

507
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 13: Next message.

508
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's like way more than I should have. He's

509
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 6: just like, I'm not even thirsty anymore. I'm proving a

510
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 6: point to myself.

511
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 3: I hope you can hire him for bachelor parties. That

512
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 3: would be a fun time. Just just a good time. Everybody,

513
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 3: grab your Mason jars and pass them to aloud.

514
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 6: Hey, watch me kill a squirrel.

515
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 3: Max are going to learn?

516
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 16: Hey, listen, I went through your jacket, you know, like

517
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 16: I called you earlier amounts, and I've got this number

518
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 16: that says for losers only. That's that's the number that

519
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 16: you gave me. I don't understand. Hopefully this is the

520
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 16: right number, all right, coming back calculator.

521
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 7: Okay, so it.

522
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: Actually says like the loser phone number doesn't lesson, so

523
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 1: he has no.

524
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 6: Idea what that means.

525
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 3: Not a very good detective. This guy we so confused.

526
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 6: He's like, wait, so are you a loser?

527
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 2: And he still called it sounded sweet to me all

528
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 2: of them. That's a dude I would have called back.

529
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 6: I'm glad he doesn't understand.

530
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: I think that was about the guy.

531
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, remember you're not going to be a hot mom.

532
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 3: You can listen to lose a Line regularly at this

533
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 3: time every week. Phone taps coming.

534
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 7: Up next, Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

535
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 3: We are halfway through the countdown of our top ten

536
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 3: phone taps of Christmas at number five today and in

537
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 3: this one. You know how those self checkout machines always

538
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 3: ask you to tip or donate money at the end

539
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 3: of your transaction. We thought what if we tried that,

540
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 3: but using a stubborn AI robot, you just will not

541
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 3: take no for an answer. It's your number five phone

542
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 3: tap of the year right now. It's brooking Jeffrey's ten

543
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 3: phone taps at Christmas. Hello, Hi is this Oscar mart Yeah,

544
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 3: Hi Oscar, This is Rusty Pipeenhammer from insurance. We got

545
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 3: an email from you saying that you wanted to add

546
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 3: a new person onto your Policy's that right?

547
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 14: Yeah, you want to add my wife?

548
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 3: Okay? Great, So we've already run it through and your

549
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 3: request has been approved.

550
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 16: All right, great?

551
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 3: So, yeah, the transaction is going to happen through our

552
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 3: automated payment system, though, and for your privacy, I'm not

553
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 3: going to be a part of that.

554
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 5: Okay.

555
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 16: I can't just you can't just auto build it to

556
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 16: the policy I already have.

557
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 3: Well, it will, but we have to confirm it through

558
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 3: the system, and I'm not allowed to be on that

559
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 3: call for your privacy, all right, all right, all right,

560
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna send you to the payment system

561
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 3: and then I'll jump back on when you're all done. Okay,

562
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 3: all right, all right, sending you through.

563
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 17: Now, Hello, your total balance for six months of premium

564
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 17: coverage is four hundred and seventy two dollars and thirty

565
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 17: nine cents. Do I have permission to charge your card

566
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 17: on file ending in seventy eight eighty one?

567
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 16: Yes, you have my permission.

568
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 17: Thank you. Transaction confirmed. Would you care to add a

569
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 17: one dollar donation to your transaction for charity?

570
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 10: No? I do not.

571
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 17: How about five dollars?

572
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 6: No, I do not.

573
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 17: Last call for charity? Ten dollars?

574
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 3: What? No, I don't want to donate to any charity.

575
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 17: The charity is for many horses who are getting older.

576
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 17: Does that change your mind? No, it does not, So

577
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 17: you would not like to donate any money to sweet

578
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 17: aging many horses.

579
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 12: Oh, I don't want to donate any money to anything.

580
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 17: So you wouldn't not like to not donate money to

581
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 17: sweet aging many horses? Just confirming with.

582
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 16: You, representative?

583
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 17: How about five dollars? No representative, last call for charity?

584
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 17: Ten dollars?

585
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: Six thing?

586
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 16: No, I want to stalk to a person.

587
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 17: But you do not want to help them, even the

588
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 17: sweet old ones who limp around the stables.

589
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 12: No, I do not I want to talk for a representative.

590
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 17: Okay, Just confirming with you that you are all right

591
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 17: if a mini horse suffers because no one wants to

592
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 17: help them, No, I don't he I thank you for

593
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 17: your candor and honesty. I hope you can sleep well

594
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 17: tonight knowing your decision to withhold money from the kindest

595
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 17: animal to walk planet Earth. How about five dollars? About

596
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 17: five dollars? How about five dollars? Last call for charity?

597
00:30:58,880 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 17: Ten dollars?

598
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 16: Not listening?

599
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 3: I said, give me a representative.

600
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 17: Thank you for using the automated payment system. I will

601
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 17: transfer you back to the representative for confirmation. You are

602
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 17: the only one out of hundreds I helped today who

603
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 17: chose not to help many horses.

604
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 5: I don't care.

605
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 3: Hey, Oscar, it's rusty again?

606
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 11: How to go?

607
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 7: No?

608
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 9: What rusty?

609
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 5: What is wrong with you?

610
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 16: Automated system horses?

611
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 3: Oh? Right, yeah, you donated for the many horses? Correct?

612
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 12: No, I didn't donate for the god horses.

613
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 3: You didn't donate.

614
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 11: No, I don't give up.

615
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: I'm getting new insurance company, so I'm sorry. If you

616
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 3: had a problem with the system.

617
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 12: Or something, why would they even ask that?

618
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, many horses are just sweet, gentle creatures

619
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Speaker 3: of nature, and I feel like everybody would want to

620
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 3: do that.

621
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Speaker 10: The stupid automated system chase me.

622
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 3: The wife Gina was on earlier and she said that

623
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 3: she would love to donate to help the many horses.

624
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,479
Speaker 17: What gena and what charity is for many horses who

625
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 17: are getting older?

626
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: Yeah? That charity.

627
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 12: So what are you now on at the same time

628
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 12: as the automated system?

629
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 7: Oh?

630
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 5: Are you the one doing it?

631
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 3: Is probably happening because this is really a prank phone calls.

632
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 3: We really have to figure this out.

633
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 17: What's the last call for charity.

634
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: You have? I don't work for the insurance company. My

635
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 3: name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

636
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, your wife

637
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 3: Gina said that you get asked to donate money randomly

638
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: all the time and it was getting on your nerves.

639
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 13: Yeah.

640
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 17: Well, the charity is for many horses who are getting older.

641
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 3: You know it can.

642
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 17: Does that change your mind?

643
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 3: You know, it keeps asking you the question over and

644
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 3: over until you agree to donate.

645
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 14: I'm not I'm still not agreeing.

646
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 3: Oh, you're going to hold out against the mini horses.

647
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 16: I'm holding out no matter what.

648
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 6: You're probably good with your wife.

649
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 3: But when people hear this on the radio, they're gonna

650
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 3: think that you despise animal charities.

651
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 16: I'll roll those dice.

652
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 7: Look wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings

653
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 7: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

654
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 3: I know whenever I'm traveling to spend time with my

655
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 3: parents over the holidays, I always have one thing.

656
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 15: On my mind.

657
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: What's up?

658
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 3: How can I get out of spending time with my

659
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 3: parents over the holidays.

660
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 18: Yeah, and one of our listeners I think had a

661
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 18: pretty good idea, invite a guy over to your family's

662
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 18: house to take you away from them for a whole night.

663
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 3: Okay, But unfortunately for her, that idea backfired spectacularly. Oh

664
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 3: and we're all gonna find out what happened when we

665
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 3: do your second date update, next second date update date.

666
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 3: You're going back home for the holidays can be really fun.

667
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm so exciting.

668
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 3: It can be great to reconnect with your siblings again,

669
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 3: your grandparents, relatives you haven't seen in a while, and

670
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 3: if you're really lucky, you might even see someone from

671
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 3: your past and have a little holiday hookup sceamily.

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00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 4: Not your family, and when everybody goes out, totally exactly your.

673
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 3: Old pe coach reconnect and get the second base or something.

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00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 2: No, he married, I think one of my other friends.

675
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 3: Almost too bad for you, Brooke, mister chance. But one

676
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 3: of our listeners, Simone, reconnected with someone recently. Not a

677
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 3: next boyfriend. It was just a guy from her high school.

678
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 3: And I'm curious about how it went down because she's

679
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 3: on the phone right now, Simone. So was this a

680
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 3: fellow student or a faculty member.

681
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 13: Oh my god, it was not a faculty member.

682
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 3: Okay.

683
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 4: Honestly, I hooked up with more guys from my high

684
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 4: school way post high school than I did in high school.

685
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 2: I was too darky in high school. Nobody wanted to

686
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 2: I try. It's not that I didn't try. Shouldn't have

687
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 2: to take some.

688
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 3: Are late and some skanker. All right, yeah, as long

689
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 3: as you get it done. So someone, who is this

690
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 3: guy that you met up with?

691
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 13: So his name is Jack, And we reconnected over Facebook

692
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 13: because I had posted that I was coming home and

693
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 13: I was really excited to spend time with my family

694
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 13: and friends, like to the holidays, and I was trying

695
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 13: to kind of give everybody a heads up that I

696
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 13: went to school with so we could try to plan

697
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 13: something and all catch up.

698
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like like a mini informal reunion almost.

699
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 5: Yeah.

700
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, And did you know that you wanted to hook

701
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 3: up with him immediately or did you want to wait

702
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 3: and see how it went?

703
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 10: Well?

704
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 13: So that's the thing is that, like, this is a

705
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 13: guy that we've never dated. We were always kind of

706
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 13: floating around in like neighboring circles, but we were never

707
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 13: super close.

708
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 2: Okay, and got it.

709
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 13: He was one of the first people to comment on

710
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 13: this post. I was like, Oh, this would be great,

711
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 13: would love to catch up. And I was like catch up? Like,

712
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 13: what do we have to talk about? What's like we did?

713
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 15: You know?

714
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 4: You know some people who stay in the hometown that

715
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 4: you're from. Yes, maybe need some outside influence everyone to watch.

716
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 6: Ye, this is what she's saying.

717
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 13: Let me tell you, I will not miss an opportunity

718
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 13: to show off my glow up.

719
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 2: So okay, that good.

720
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 3: So what did you and Jack do when you met up?

721
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 13: Well, this is the thing. So we were texting for

722
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 13: a while until I got back and trying to make plans,

723
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 13: and I was staying with my family, so I was like,

724
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 13: why don't we just make it easy. You can come

725
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 13: pick me up from my family's place and we'll go

726
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 13: wherever you want to go.

727
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: Oh, so this feels more like a date than a

728
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 2: hangout if it's just you.

729
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 13: Too, Yeah, I guess so I think maybe. I don't

730
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 13: know if that was the intention, but things kind of

731
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 13: ended up taking a slight turn and it wasn't really

732
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 13: anybody's fault. But he came to pick me up when

733
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 13: I was fit. I just finished dinner with my family,

734
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 13: and my family was like, oh, you know, why don't

735
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 13: you come in for a second, which I kind of

736
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 13: gave him the look of like you don't have to

737
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 13: do this, But he was very cool and came in

738
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 13: and be all we're just hanging It was really sweet,

739
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 13: like we were all hanging out for a while, and

740
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 13: like because.

741
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,439
Speaker 2: Like, it's not like he knew your family in high school.

742
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 2: You guys weren't even really my pressure situation.

743
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know if that happened to me, I would

744
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 3: absolutely not want to go inside there. I do not

745
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 3: want to spend my precious free time during the holidays

746
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 3: meeting some other person's family. I love meeting.

747
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 2: Families and yeah, but not people meeting mine. And parents

748
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 2: always love me so much.

749
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: Parents, Okay, we get it, Brook, You're amazing. Everybody person

750
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 3: in the world and everyone wants.

751
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 2: To their kids don't like me, but they like.

752
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, so what happened with Jack.

753
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 13: Well, so we're all talking and we ended up like

754
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 13: playing some games and everybody good time.

755
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 6: So the hangouts this is full on family time.

756
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

757
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean I didn't mean for that to happen.

758
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 13: It just kind of did.

759
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 6: Playing the piano, singing carols together.

760
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 2: He was into it though, Yeah, he was.

761
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 13: And I will say this, my dad was a little tipsy,

762
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 13: which around the holidays is not a surprise. Yeah, and

763
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 13: he was kind of ribbing them a little bit, like

764
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 13: what are your intentions with my daughter?

765
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 3: I know, I know, let me go to the laundry

766
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 3: room and then I'll show you. Is that not how

767
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: your guys' family holidays?

768
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 2: I never had to take take my dad into the

769
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 2: laundry room.

770
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a pe.

771
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 5: Teacher, I know.

772
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 3: How did Jack handle the ribbing?

773
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 13: He just kind of laughed it off, and finally I

774
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 13: kind of pulled him aside and I was like, hey, listen,

775
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 13: we can get out of here whenever you need to,

776
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 13: Like we already were here a lot longer than I thought.

777
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 13: And he was like, oh, I just got a text

778
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 13: from one of my friends and they really need me,

779
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 13: so I actually I have to get going. And he's like, well, well,

780
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 13: we'll catch up in a few days. And of course,

781
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 13: in my head, I'm like, did he really get a

782
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 13: text from his friend or.

783
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 2: Maybe he didn't.

784
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 4: I don't know, Like maybe he thought you guys were

785
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 4: just going out as friends. And then your dad is

786
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 4: assuming that you're a couple like it just it feels

787
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 4: like a lot of weirdness.

788
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, I agree.

789
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 13: And the way we left it was, we'll make more plans,

790
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 13: we'll text and we'll figure it out, and then just

791
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 13: never heard back from him.

792
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 6: A complete ghost. It's not like he's stalling, no.

793
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 13: No, like I just he just went radio silent, and

794
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 13: so I don't know what happened.

795
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 2: Are you crushing on him? Still like? You still like him?

796
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, especially to like seeing how cool he

797
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 13: was with hanging out with my family for a little.

798
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 6: Bit, impressing.

799
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 7: You know.

800
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 3: I did have a weird thought though, like, while he

801
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 3: was bonding with your family, do you have any single

802
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 3: siblings or single hot ants done that? Maybe like could

803
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 3: have swooped in.

804
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 13: No, I'm the only girl. I have two brothers.

805
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 2: Maybe that's an option for him though.

806
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, there's a chance that someone could have

807
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 3: taken him from you, right from under your.

808
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 2: Nose, as up family dynamics. If that's the case, it's.

809
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 3: Called the holidays. Things happen. But let's find out what

810
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 3: really happened when we play a song, come back, call

811
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 3: him and try and get your second date update. All right,

812
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 3: Thank you all right, hold on second date. Update. One

813
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 3: of the main rules of dating, and I think everybody

814
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 3: knows this is if you really like someone, you do

815
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 3: not introduce them to your family for at least three

816
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 3: to four years until you're one hundred percent sure they

817
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 3: won't be scared off.

818
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 7: Wow.

819
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 3: I would say probably even pop out a few kids

820
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 3: with them before they meet the family, just to be safe.

821
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 3: Or you could end up like Simone who was supposed

822
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: to go out with an old high school friend named

823
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 3: Jack till her family invited him inside during the holidays,

824
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 3: and look what happened.

825
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 5: He ran away.

826
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 3: Hasn't been heard from since that night. Today, I should

827
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 3: have heard your advice first show.

828
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, blaming the drunk dad, is that where we're blaming?

829
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 3: Or no, we don't know who to blame.

830
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 6: That's where I'm leaning.

831
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 1: I think that even though it's a joke, it's still

832
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: very intimidating to know your dad is even thinking.

833
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 4: It's such an old cliche joke like relish my gun.

834
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Simon, do you wish that you hadn't let him

835
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 3: come inside that house that night?

836
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, we.

837
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 4: Knows absolutely true the answer, Oh my god?

838
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 2: I mean, or do you wish that your dad was funnier.

839
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 13: I mean he thinks he's funny, which is way worse.

840
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, we're gonna try and get you

841
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 3: a second chance.

842
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 10: Here.

843
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 3: We're gonna call Jack and find out which member of

844
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 3: your family is the one to blame or maybe it

845
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 3: was something that was totally unrelated.

846
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 6: We think it has to be the family.

847
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, yeah, it's like the holiday edition

848
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 3: of Clue.

849
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is it the mom in the kitchen with

850
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 2: the butcher knife or Colonel Father.

851
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 3: Let's get to the bottom of this. I'm gonna die

852
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 3: number right now.

853
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 4: Here we go.

854
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 3: Hello, my nose brush the microphone. Hey is this Jack?

855
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 16: Uh?

856
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 10: Yes, this is he.

857
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 2: You are all taking ready? I like Jack?

858
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 3: I know you see Jack. You're You're on the radio

859
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 3: right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

860
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 12: Uh yeah, I seem alert because I answer business call.

861
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: Uh this is kind of a business call. It's about

862
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 2: your business, your.

863
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 3: Personal business with an old friend of yours name Simone.

864
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 12: Wait, what is this about? What's going on?

865
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: This is about a segment we do on our show

866
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 3: called a second Date Update, and our listeners will reach

867
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 3: out to us sometimes and ask us to help them

868
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 3: reconnect with an old fling or an old date that

869
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 3: they went out with that they haven't heard from.

870
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 17: In a while.

871
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 16: Okay, but I'm not old.

872
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,280
Speaker 12: I'm not an old person.

873
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 3: You answer a phone number that you didn't recognize, that is.

874
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: So that balance? Oh Jack, I bet you're regretting it

875
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 2: right now.

876
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 12: I was just, you know, I thought maybe something was

877
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 12: wrong with my car's extended warranty.

878
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 3: It's okay, yeah, Look, we all make mistakes, and your

879
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 3: mistake was answering this call. But we do want to

880
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 3: get some answers because Simone told us that you guys

881
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 3: hung out the other night.

882
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 12: And you know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt you,

883
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 12: but I just now I don't think I want to

884
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 12: do this, Okay.

885
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 4: Is it because it wasn't supposed to be a date

886
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 4: with Simone? Is I supposed to just be more like

887
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 4: of a friend hang out like no, no, no, no,

888
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 4: no no no.

889
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 12: I'm definitely interested in Simone. Well I was interested, was

890
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 12: I mean?

891
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 3: Look, I know you're hesitant on talking about it, and

892
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 3: I understand that, but can you put yourself in Simone's

893
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 3: shoes here? Because she was really looking forward to spending

894
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 3: time with you and reconnecting, And I mean she had

895
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 3: no intention of the night going the way that it

896
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,439
Speaker 3: did where you were invited into her family's house.

897
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean she thought you. I mean maybe she

898
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 2: read it wrong.

899
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 4: The only reason you guys stayed there was because she

900
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 4: thought you were having a good time hanging out with

901
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 4: her family and playing board games.

902
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 10: Whoa, you guys know a lot about what happened.

903
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 2: Were like date detectives.

904
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's kind of weird.

905
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 3: We talked to some run She told us about what

906
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 3: happened that night, and we were wondering if something happened

907
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 3: while you're in the house with her family that made

908
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 3: you No, No, it was just.

909
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 12: It wasn't It was just an uncomfortable situation.

910
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 2: Okay, she feels bad for that.

911
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 12: Yeah, well no, but just no, not not going in

912
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 12: and talking to her family. Her family was great, nice and.

913
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 3: So great that maybe you hooked up with one of them.

914
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 10: What.

915
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 3: Okay, that was a theory that I had. I'm glad

916
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 3: that we can squash it right now.

917
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 10: But yeah, so he can.

918
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 3: Definitely, was the text that you got the emergency text?

919
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,439
Speaker 3: Was that real or was that fake?

920
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 5: No?

921
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 14: No, it was not real.

922
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 4: I did not I did not see the emergency, but

923
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 4: she knew that, So don't feel bad admitting that.

924
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 2: Like, I mean, it was pretty obvious what made you

925
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 2: run from the house.

926
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 10: So what made what made me need to leave is

927
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 10: I was having a nice chat with her mom and

928
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 10: as as we're talking, I look over and I see

929
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 10: some Christmas cards and I see one from Simone with

930
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 10: a another guy and they're both like snuggled up together,

931
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 10: and it was like a it looked like a you know,

932
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 10: a couple had sent a card and it was Simone

933
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 10: and this dude.

934
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 4: Well obviously, I mean, she didn't mention anything about an

935
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 4: ex boyfriend, but obviously the card could have been sent

936
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 4: out long before.

937
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 2: And then they broke up.

938
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 3: Like, really, do some Chris.

939
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 2: Who brings a guy over to your house with your.

940
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 4: Family if you're dating someone else to a point where

941
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 4: you're sending Christmas cards together.

942
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 2: Like, why wouldn't you just ask Simone? Then why wouldn't

943
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 2: you ask her?

944
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 12: Because I just felt like, in order to not just

945
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 12: escalate things, I wanted to I just you know.

946
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 2: You just wanted to jump to conclusions.

947
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 6: I know you just took pictures recently.

948
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 3: I know you don't want to have that awkward conversation

949
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 3: with her, but I kind of do right now because

950
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 3: she's on the other line listening and wants to be

951
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 3: asked an awkward, escalating question.

952
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 13: What I'm hi?

953
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 10: Hi?

954
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 13: Have you been listening this whole time?

955
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 12: This is like, this is so awkward.

956
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 13: I know, I'm sorry.

957
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 12: I mean, it's kind of cool that you went to

958
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 12: these lengths to try to get a hold of me,

959
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 12: but I just, you know, I just this is just

960
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 12: really bizarre.

961
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 7: Who is the guy?

962
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 12: Come on, tell me?

963
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 10: Are you seeing nobody? Are you in a relationship?

964
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 3: Because like, okay, hold on, Jack, you're asking like five

965
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 3: different questions. Let just let's do one question at a time.

966
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 2: Who's the guy?

967
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 7: Oh?

968
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 3: I was gonna start what kind of sweater are you

969
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 3: wearing right now? Because that might ease his ten a

970
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 3: little bit.

971
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 2: The guy.

972
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 13: First of all, I can't believe you even saw that card.

973
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 13: I I'm so mad at my mom right now.

974
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 3: Why are you dating that guy?

975
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 13: Not technically.

976
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: What your parents are wing? Wing Manny your side piece?

977
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 13: No, so listen, Okay, I'll be honest. That guy's is

978
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 13: a guy that I dated for a while. We always

979
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 13: did these stupid Christmas cards and we're not exclusive. We

980
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 13: are not together. We hook up every once in a while,

981
00:47:59,120 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 13: but we're.

982
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 2: Not there's a ginny.

983
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 4: Okay, but you promise you're not exclusive with him. Oh

984
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 4: you're not exclusive, and you send Christmas cards out together?

985
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 9: That seems yeah.

986
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was more of a joke because we would

987
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 13: do it every year. So we kind of just kept

988
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 13: up with the tradition because we both didn't want our

989
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 13: families hassling us at the holidays for being single. So

990
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 13: we were like, we should just do a Christmas card anyway,

991
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 13: and that backfired so funny.

992
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 12: So I just I'm actually, I mean, simone, I really

993
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 12: want to be with somebody that's emotionally available and not

994
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 12: you know, still, even if it's not like you know,

995
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,919
Speaker 12: you're not exclusive, you're still seeing him. I just I'm

996
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 12: just not comfortable being with somebody who's seeing other people.

997
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 13: So I just, well, that's the thing, is like I

998
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 13: had a great time hanging out with you, and I

999
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 13: really want to get to know you better, and I

1000
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 13: am not invested in this guy. Like I said, it's

1001
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 13: somebody that I dated, and it was just I didn't

1002
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 13: have anybody else I was interest sit in, and it

1003
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 13: was just you know, I'll call him later today and

1004
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 13: tell him that we can't see each other anymore.

1005
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 3: Really, Jack, is that something that you'd be into, because

1006
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 3: if you're willing to see her again, then we'll pay

1007
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 3: for that date.

1008
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1009
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 12: I have one question. Did you hook up with him

1010
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 12: over the holidays?

1011
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 3: Would be honest? Here, Simon? Did it happen in what

1012
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 3: sweater were you wearing at the time?

1013
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 13: It didn't happen over the holidays, but it has happened recently, all.

1014
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 3: Jack, I need an answer from you. What do you

1015
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 3: think one more date with Simone? We'll pay for it.

1016
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 12: I don't think so.

1017
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 3: And here's why.

1018
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 2: It's a healthier why.

1019
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 12: I feel like you could have told me that you

1020
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 12: were getting out of a relationship, and I just I.

1021
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: Can't we get here.

1022
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 3: It's the holidays. Everybody's sad. We understand.

1023
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 10: You.

1024
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1025
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 3: I was thinking, does that ever work on our show?

1026
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 3: After the person says no, I'm not interested, and they

1027
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 3: throw out one last ditch plea like hey, what if

1028
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 3: I break up with the other guy, will you go

1029
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 3: out with me? Then it's like a hail Mary, or yeah,

1030
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 3: what if I get a butt lift?

1031
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1032
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 3: Or Hey, what if I put my dog down because

1033
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 3: you're allergic?

1034
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's always n You made the boyfriend

1035
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 4: sound like the best option.

1036
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 3: I just can't think of the time where that strategy

1037
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 3: has ever worked, and she definitely gave it a try.

1038
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 4: God, I just have this feeling that the guy on

1039
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 4: the cards sweater boy, doesn't know that they're not exclusive.

1040
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, does anyone else.

1041
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 6: Feels always like the other one is always like what? Wait?

1042
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 2: I thought you were my girlfriend sent out Christmas.

1043
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 3: Cards for Yeah, how does it get more intimate than that? Clearly,

1044
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 3: we're not going to be doing an update with that

1045
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 3: couple anytime soon. But remember you can always listen to

1046
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 3: any one of our second dates on YouTube because we've

1047
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 3: got hundreds of them up right now, so a lot

1048
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 3: of people are actually choosing to listen to our show

1049
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 3: that way. And remember you can always reach out to

1050
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 3: us if you have a date that you want us

1051
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 3: to get a hold of.

1052
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1053
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 3: My one goal for the show is to one day

1054
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 3: have everybody know us as the experts in what's cool.

1055
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: You need to give up on that dream right now.

1056
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 3: I tell you this music picked it out specifically because

1057
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 3: I know it's cool with all generations.

1058
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 2: Parties. Jeff only way it could be better who's played

1059
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 2: on an organ.

1060
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think we're cool as

1061
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 3: krembla in a cave and camera room. And the whole

1062
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 3: reason that I'm bringing this up is because the results

1063
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 3: from a Vibe Role celebrity survey we're just released, and

1064
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 3: I'm wondering, will my co host know who's cool right

1065
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 3: now and who's not interesting? We're gonna find.

1066
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 7: Out Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1067
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 3: Who wants to fight me?

1068
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 2: What's it's?

1069
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I just feel like

1070
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 3: there's gonna be punches thrown in this room when we're

1071
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 3: all said and done, after we talk about what we

1072
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 3: need to talk about today. Because this all started when

1073
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 3: a popular millennial website posted a list of celebrities and

1074
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 3: for each one, they asked the question are they cool

1075
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 3: or not cool? For example, an easy one from the

1076
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 3: survey was Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah, you ninety percent

1077
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 3: of the population think he's cool, ten percent don't.

1078
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, easy, Well, I mean he's everywhere now.

1079
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 3: So it was the same with Ryan Reynolds, he got

1080
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 3: the same exact score. But what about everybody else who's

1081
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 3: been in the public eye for a long time, or

1082
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 3: maybe people who've seen a scandal or two in their career.

1083
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,959
Speaker 3: What does the average person think about them. We're gonna

1084
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: try and see if we can guess correctly. Okay, okay,

1085
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 3: all right. We're gonna start with Tom Cruise, cool or

1086
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 3: not cool?

1087
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 11: Not cool?

1088
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 14: So cool?

1089
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 6: After Katie Holmes all downhill scientology, but he.

1090
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 2: Jumped out of space. He did a space jump and

1091
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 2: his movies are cool. I'm gonna say cool.

1092
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 3: But then he yelled at his entire crew after he

1093
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 3: jumped out into space and like roasted everybody. What do

1094
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 3: you think I'm thinking?

1095
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 2: Not cool?

1096
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 3: The world says Tom Cruise eighty one percent not cool.

1097
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 7: I thought the.

1098
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 2: Space jump could have brought him back. It helped that.

1099
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 3: How about Angelina Joe Lee, What did the people have

1100
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,439
Speaker 3: to say about her? Cool or not cool?

1101
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 2: Speaking cool? She said like big moments lately, right, and

1102
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 2: not only that, she does so much for the world,

1103
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: Like she really does do a lot for the world.

1104
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 2: I'm going cool.

1105
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 3: She's adopted every child.

1106
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 2: I think she's cool, and she's cool, she's hot.

1107
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 3: Sixty three percent, say Angelina Joe Lee, she's cool.

1108
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, cool guy.

1109
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 3: You guys are doing pretty well so far. This is

1110
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 3: a tough one. How about Ellen Degenerous? Cool or not cool?

1111
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 2: Easy? Not not cool?

1112
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 7: Man?

1113
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,240
Speaker 6: Used to be cool, used to be awesome?

1114
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 3: Okay?

1115
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 4: What percentage sports came out about her work environment that

1116
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 4: she creates?

1117
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 3: What percentage do you think? You think one hundred percent

1118
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 3: now cool.

1119
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people still like her because

1120
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 4: I mean, she has done good in the world too,

1121
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 4: Like I think it balances her out, it really has.

1122
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to go in this moment seventy percent uncool.

1123
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 2: I can get by seventy percent.

1124
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say sixty nine percent not cool.

1125
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 3: The world right now thinks Ellen Degenerous is eighty seven

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00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 3: percent uncool, closer.

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00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 2: Worse than we realized. Ellen, do you.

1128
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 3: Understand that brook being mean to your subordinates and co workers?

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00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 3: People don't like it.

1130
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: That is not me.

1131
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 3: And you know that if you're just joining us, We're

1132
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 3: going over a new ser that asked the average person

1133
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 3: about famous celebrities and if they think they're cool right

1134
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 3: now or uncool? And I'm just gonna get a bunch

1135
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 3: of cool ones out of the way. That are really easy.

1136
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,959
Speaker 3: Billie Eilish is eighty percent cool easy, Lady Gaga's eighty

1137
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 3: eight percent.

1138
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 16: Yeah.

1139
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 3: Tom Hanks is ninety percent.

1140
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1141
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 3: So let's get back to the discussion. Though, Let's go

1142
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 3: to former Friends star David Schwimmer cool or uncool?

1143
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,240
Speaker 6: He like he was cool because his character and Friends

1144
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 6: was uncool.

1145
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 2: This was right, here's.

1146
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 6: Cool, he's relatable.

1147
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,720
Speaker 2: I'm going cool though on David cool.

1148
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1149
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: Sixty nine percent of people say David Schwimmer uncool?

1150
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 6: Really because he was the lawyer in the JJ Simpson trial.

1151
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,959
Speaker 18: Yeah, maybe I say that, but nobody likes a lawyer

1152
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 18: when he's with Marcel the Monkey.

1153
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, ninety three percent. Cool just goes to show

1154
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 3: you props do work. This is an interesting one. How

1155
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 3: about selectelebrity chef Guy Fieri. Oh, because you know, he

1156
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: got made fun of for a while. But then what

1157
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 3: usually happens after a lot of people don't like you

1158
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 3: for a long time, you start to rebound and people

1159
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 3: like you.

1160
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get a cult following, right because because people

1161
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 4: like to stand up for their underdone.

1162
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 3: So where is he now?

1163
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 6: He's cool now and he's.

1164
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 2: In't so much he's raised so much money for the

1165
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 2: restaurant in industry. I'm gonna go cool. I've heard about him.

1166
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 2: I say cool.

1167
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 3: Fifty three percent, say Guy Fieri.

1168
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, oh wow, hey, but much better than

1169
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 2: his percentage was pre COVID.

1170
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, everyone hated him for some reason.

1171
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 5: You never know.

1172
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 3: With Jose's endorsement, that could go up as high as

1173
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 3: fifty four percent. Yes, the world does listen to Jose.

1174
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 3: What about the Pope? The Pope was included in this list.

1175
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 3: What does the world think about the Pope? Is he

1176
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 3: a cool pope or is he an uncool pope?

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00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 4: I mean he keeps trying to be a little bit

1178
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 4: more liberal, you know, a little bit more open to

1179
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 4: new way of the world, but then doesn't quite get there.

1180
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 2: That's what makes it funny, you know. I feel like

1181
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 2: there's a lot of memes, like tweet things about him.

1182
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 2: He has got a lot of memes.

1183
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he's cool.

1184
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 2: I think he's cool. I think he's on cool.

1185
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 3: Fifty five percent say the Pope is Pope slam Yeah,

1186
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:34,439
Speaker 3: and I cursed everybody, last but not least Oprah. Where

1187
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 3: is Oprah in the world's eyes? Remember? Right now, This

1188
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 3: isn't Oprah ten to fifteen years ago, where Tom Cruise

1189
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 3: is jumping on her couts. She's handing out cameras to

1190
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 3: everybody in the audience. I'm talking about Oprah today.

1191
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 4: Is she cool or uncol she did the interview with

1192
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 4: the Marcle Yeah, yeah, exactly, Megan Harry.

1193
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 6: Absolutely, I think she's holding on the cool by a thread.

1194
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 13: I don't think so.

1195
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 2: I think I think she owns cool.

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00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 3: According to this survey, people say Oprah right now is

1197
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 3: seventy three percent hit the wrong button, seventy three percent cool, more.

1198
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 2: Than I thought. Oprah is the og of cool man.

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00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 3: It's text in to seven eighty five nine two tell

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00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 3: us Brooke Fox, is it cool or even? Before I

1201
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 3: could get the words out an overwhelming amount of responses,

1202
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't say which way they're leading I voted

1203
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 3: to I know, I actually.

1204
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1205
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 3: Man. As a kid growing up, I think my favorite

1206
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 3: Christmas movie was Home Alone.

1207
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Sam, I watched it till the VHS

1208
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 2: wore out.

1209
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: I legit thought that I could hide and get away

1210
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: and be left home for Wait.

1211
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 3: Was it Home Alone or Bone Alone? I know why

1212
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 3: I watched both of them.

1213
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 6: Those are complete opposite.

1214
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 2: At that VHS tape.

1215
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 3: There's two dudes that break into a house and then

1216
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 3: weird stuff happens, which, yeah, I can't remember. I don't

1217
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 3: know anyway, But let's talk to today's caller. Sticky band

1218
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 3: is oh, I always confused them. But let's ask today's

1219
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 3: caller if he has a favorite Holiday film. He's a

1220
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 3: return player named Adam. Adam, you have a favorite Christmas movie?

1221
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 11: Of course, Diehard.

1222
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 8: Started, Dude, I've already talked about this, but we're gonna

1223
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 8: have Alexus watch it for the very first time, and

1224
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 8: we're doing a podcast exclusive for gen Z versus Classic

1225
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 8: Movie where she's going to decide once and for all

1226
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 8: if it's a Christmas.

1227
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 16: Film, she should follow up with Violent Night as well.

1228
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 16: That's a game.

1229
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 6: Like horror movies.

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00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,479
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's not a horror movie.

1231
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 13: It's like a Diehard movie told me was like a

1232
00:59:58,040 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 13: horror movie.

1233
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 3: Everything is a horror and Jose's he's terrified again. So

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01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 3: let's send Brook out of the room and we're gonna

1235
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 3: get this thing going at him. You know how the

1236
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 3: game works. Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1237
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say pass, But

1238
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?

1239
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 12: Sure?

1240
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 3: Yippi Kaya?

1241
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 7: Here we go.

1242
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Muhammad Ali fought his sixty first

1243
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 3: and final boxing match on this day in what decades? Seventies,

1244
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 3: eighties or nineties?

1245
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 16: Eighties?

1246
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 3: What is the name of the snowman in Frozen?

1247
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 7: Oh?

1248
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 16: My goodness, advocates lost?

1249
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 3: How many stars are in our solar system?

1250
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 10: Oh?

1251
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 12: My gosh?

1252
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 10: Eight?

1253
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 3: What do bees use to create?

1254
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:46,919
Speaker 11: Honey, I'm sorry, I'm tripping on the last question. It's one.

1255
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 3: I'll give you one more question, he answered, you answered

1256
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 3: the bee one?

1257
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 7: Yes?

1258
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 3: Okay? And the last one? On most computers? What is

1259
01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 3: the shortcut for pasting something? Control? P Okay? Good work there, Adam.

1260
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 3: All right, let's bring Brook back into the studio now

1261
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 3: that we've got Christmas movies out of the way. I

1262
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 3: see on my screener apparently you have a holiday tradition

1263
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 3: called the pajama thing.

1264
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 11: Well, I don't want to go into that.

1265
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want you to go into

1266
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 3: it either.

1267
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 2: Wait, what is it involved?

1268
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 11: Jeff's favorite movie The Bone Alone?

1269
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 6: From Bone Alone?

1270
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I already do this pajama thing just

1271
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 3: on a normal.

1272
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 6: Night, pajama I know.

1273
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, all.

1274
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 3: Right, Adam, you and I should spend Christmas together and

1275
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 3: see what happens. All right, Rex, your turn, You're ready, Yeah,

1276
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 3: I'm ready. Your time starts now. Muhammad Ali fought his

1277
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 3: sixty first and final boxing match on this day. In

1278
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 3: what decades? Seventies, eighties or nineties?

1279
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 2: Eighties?

1280
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 3: What is the name of the snowman in Frozen?

1281
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 2: Uh off?

1282
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 3: How many stars are in our solar system?

1283
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 2: A million system?

1284
01:01:58,720 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 7: Do?

1285
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 3: What do be used to create honey nectar on most computers?

1286
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 3: What is the shortcut for pasting something?

1287
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 2: Control? See?

1288
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 3: How many members are in the K pop band BTS?

1289
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 2: BTS is five?

1290
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 5: Not sounding too.

1291
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 3: Confident on those Brooks. Someone's still thinking about bone alone

1292
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 3: over there. We're gonna go to the scoreboard and see

1293
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 3: how you both did. With Jose Stratus.

1294
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 6: It is officially tied Brook to.

1295
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 14: Lead.

1296
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 4: If I did it, I'm sorry, man, I didn't even

1297
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 4: get control V.

1298
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 2: Obviously I use it every day.

1299
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 3: Everybody struggled on this one. Let's go over the answers.

1300
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 3: Muhammad Ali fought his sixty first and final boxing match

1301
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 3: on this day in the nineteen eighties. The name of

1302
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 3: the snowman in Frozen is ole off. There is only

1303
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 3: one star in our solar system, the sun.

1304
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 4: I heard I heard universe when you first read it. Yeah,

1305
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 4: I feel like this game is so much a listening game.

1306
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I know. I'm like, Oh, bees use pollend

1307
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 3: to make honey. That's what they mix together. Most computers,

1308
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 3: the shortcut for pasting something is control V. And there

1309
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 3: are seven members in the K pop band BTES. If

1310
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,920
Speaker 3: they're still together, I don't even know.

1311
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 2: There's a couple of them are serving in the South

1312
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 2: Free and military.

1313
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 3: Oh well, yeah, hats off to them. Whatever.

1314
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 6: How cool to be to be a bunker with BTS?

1315
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 3: Yes, Adam, I'm sorry, man with the tie. Can't give

1316
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 3: you anything here. What we can do, though, is just

1317
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 3: reply and send you a four pack of tickets to

1318
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 3: the Washington State Fair Holiday Magic, where you can immerse

1319
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 3: yourself in a world of festival delights, twinkling lights, and

1320
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 3: the aroma of delicious treats plus the sound of laughter

1321
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 3: fills the air. Celebrate this time of year with holiday

1322
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 3: activities both indoor and outdoor at the Washington State Fair.

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01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 11: Yes, that's fantastic.

1324
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 13: I just bought tickets yesterday.

1325
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 3: Bring more people with you, yeah, right man, Thank you

1326
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 3: so much for playing Happy Holidays.

1327
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 4: Yeah. I feel like we say like, not happy Holidays

1328
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 4: to him because of the movies he loves.

1329
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 7: And you like it.

1330
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 3: You like it, dark Man. We'll be back to do

1331
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 3: Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1332
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.