Speaker 1: I need some hot tea. Why hot tea? Because at
Speaker 1: this point of the morning. First of all, this doesn't sound.
Speaker 1: Can you lower my microphone a little bit? I don't
Speaker 1: understand it doesn't sound. I was listening in the car
Speaker 1: the other day and I sounded so overmodulated and you
Speaker 1: sound like a not Yeah, that's what it sounded like.
Speaker 2: The average person listening has no idea. Do you know
Speaker 2: people just do podcasts on zoom what like they just
Speaker 2: do a podcast on zoom, so they'll just talk to
Speaker 2: people on zoom and you don't see them going it's overmodulated.
Speaker 2: When I hear it, I heard the faintest echo and
Speaker 2: I couldn't listen hard enough. It was terrible.
Speaker 1: Well you know what, and I'll tell you because Amy
Speaker 1: listens to many, many, many, many podcasts. Huh. And she
Speaker 1: says that ours have the best audio quality until this,
Speaker 1: until this, until this road cast, until the road.
Speaker 2: Caster just brought the show downhill. And now wait, does
Speaker 2: Amy listen anymore?
Speaker 1: Yes, she still listens. Okay, well that's all I need
Speaker 1: to know. But it's annoying. Now get bothers her.
Speaker 2: Ears it bothers. Okay, oh you.
Speaker 1: Get paid, you not get paid I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're the one who distributes the PayPal money.
Speaker 1: Gotta go clouder. The levels are way off.
Speaker 2: The levels are way off. Podcast is terrible. This can't
Speaker 2: do it anymore.
Speaker 1: This thing should regulate the levels because look, I'm look,
Speaker 1: I'm so overmodulated. It's and it sounds awful.
Speaker 2: It does not sound awful.
Speaker 1: I could hear it in my headphones.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you also have your headphones on it like
Speaker 2: peak volume where there I don't control that. Well, you
Speaker 2: can lower this, please, no, now I can't hear anything.
Speaker 2: All right, listen, welcome to bull Chat. This is the
Speaker 2: sister podcast a Serial Killers, the main podcast that's the
Speaker 2: bread winner. Okay, yeah it is okay, right, nobody cares.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares about this. Nobody cares about this. The road caster.
Speaker 2: Weren't you supposed to be positive this year? I am,
Speaker 2: because right now your soul sucking. No, we're sucking the
Speaker 2: soul out of me. Look, the only thing, your negativity.
Speaker 1: My only problem has been just the levels. We need
Speaker 1: to figure out. We just we just need to figure
Speaker 1: out a way to correct that. And then I'm happy. Well,
Speaker 1: why don't you look into it? I don't know what
Speaker 1: this thing is. Well, there's a.
Speaker 2: Really cool website. I don't know if you know about it.
Speaker 2: It came out in like the late nineties.
Speaker 1: It's called Google.
Speaker 2: You can use it and then if you want to
Speaker 2: look into a problem, you can fix it yourself. So
Speaker 2: I'll leave that to you and then you could come
Speaker 2: back and fix it if you want.
Speaker 1: You smell like cheese today, I smell like cheese.
Speaker 2: Interesting? What I had some of the PJA mask cereal? Okay,
Speaker 2: then put the mask on over my mouth? Oh would
Speaker 2: you like a snack? No, I want to show you
Speaker 2: what I got. Secret Squirrel Joel introduced me. If you
Speaker 2: don't know who Secret Squirrel Joel is, he's from the
Speaker 2: serial Killers podcast. He works at shop Right. He's a
Speaker 2: big managers from the serial Killers podcast The Real Bread
Speaker 2: and Better Not this Foo Foo. She road cast to
Speaker 2: Pro eighty it podcast Sistery.
Speaker 1: He's a big manager over there at the shop right,
Speaker 1: and he's like, Hey, have you seen these? Look at that?
Speaker 1: What is that? Look?
Speaker 2: Shake ups?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They're pebbles shakeups. I don't get it. What do
Speaker 1: you mean you don't get it? So the Cocoa one
Speaker 1: has Coco pebble boulders in it. Screw that.
Speaker 2: I want this one?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I want this one? Why because
Speaker 1: it has that? Don't rip it? I was gonna. I was.
Speaker 2: I was literally about to do the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: I was saying, what's in it?
Speaker 2: This one has waffle cris But I know that's why
Speaker 2: I wanted it.
Speaker 1: But you threw the chocolate one away? Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: want this one, but I was just reading it. Here
Speaker 1: have a snack, Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Pebbles shake up, sweet and salty.
Speaker 1: Smells like waffle crisp. Oh, and there's salted pretzel bits
Speaker 1: in here. Now, I don't love that with birthday cake.
Speaker 1: Pebbles boulders. You love birthday cake? I do. That's your
Speaker 1: jam right there. How must much do you love the
Speaker 1: road cash or pro? I'll try this?
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: That is a lot of the cereal companies now are there.
Speaker 1: They're getting into the snacks and so it's lots of
Speaker 1: things in pouches. Yeah, I'm not a fan of it.
Speaker 1: Why you don't like cereal as a snack? You'd rather
Speaker 1: just put your hand in the bag? Yeah, okay, hmm.
Speaker 1: The pretzels are good. Everything tastes like maple though everything. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: what's going on, buddy? Oh? This is another almost live
Speaker 1: episode because we recorded this yesterday. Today's Wednesday, January twelfth.
Speaker 1: You know like that? Yeah? Pretty good?
Speaker 2: I like waffle crisp.
Speaker 1: All right, you have any need to talk about hmmm? We
Speaker 1: got so much cereal sent to us. We get boxes
Speaker 1: every day and I love it. Now that other Scott
Speaker 1: has put our dress on the website. We get packaged
Speaker 1: all the time. Now, what do you think of how
Speaker 1: we put it on the website? Well, I asked him to, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't like the way. It's his third floor.
Speaker 1: It's not space right anyway. If you go to Serial
Speaker 1: KILLERSPC dot com and you want to just right there,
Speaker 1: it says how to send us cereal?
Speaker 2: Do you realize you failed your resolution already?
Speaker 1: But check to see if we did it already? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't care. You can send us duplicates? Why waste
Speaker 1: the postage? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why waste the postage?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Nobody wants to hear a s crunch. Come on,
Speaker 1: I really like this. All right? What do you talk
Speaker 1: about today, Andrew? I don't know what do you want
Speaker 1: to talk about? Scott? No, what's new. I have a
Speaker 1: question that that might make me sound like a jerk,
Speaker 1: and I don't mean it that way, but only because
Speaker 1: I see a lot of things, alright, P Bob Sagett,
Speaker 1: I understand, Yeah, what a great guy. Really, he was
Speaker 1: up here a couple of times. Wonderful, wonderful man. My
Speaker 1: question to you is is there a celebrity that it
Speaker 1: would completely change your world if they died? Tom Hanks
Speaker 1: for real, like you would be in a deep dark depression,
Speaker 1: that depression.
Speaker 2: If I got an alert right now, that's it, Tom
Speaker 2: Hanks died, I would be like, not Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: Right, I'd be like, oh my god, that's terrible, that
Speaker 1: is just awful. But I would go on with my day.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't post a seventeen page Facebook post
Speaker 1: like oh my childhood. I mean, I understand I grew
Speaker 1: up with him too, and it's such a shame and
Speaker 1: it's so sad. But I don't think that there is
Speaker 1: a celebrity in this world that my day or life
Speaker 1: would be ruined because they died. Yeah. No, I'm with
Speaker 1: you on that one. That I don't know put it
Speaker 1: that way. I mean, I don't know many celebrities. It's
Speaker 1: gonna say, what celebrities are you BFFs with? I mean Elvis?
Speaker 1: If he died, it'd be a big problem and I'd
Speaker 1: be really sad.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, outside of that, So I'm just.
Speaker 1: Saying I don't really know. I don't know celebrities yet.
Speaker 2: The way you phrased it was like, oh.
Speaker 1: My, Garrett, I don't know celebrities.
Speaker 2: Well, the way you phrased it was very much like, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no other celebrities that I know. Is if there's
Speaker 2: like a list you and your extreme couponting friends.
Speaker 1: They're not. I'm saying, is there anyone other than Tom Hanks?
Speaker 1: That's it? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks is I think that's the one.
Speaker 1: Like even when Eric Astrata rides at Kawasaki into the
Speaker 1: sunset for the last time, I wouldn't be like what
Speaker 1: I grew up on that, I'm like, wow, that sucks, man.
Speaker 1: You know that's what happens in life. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I think people just want to experience grief together,
Speaker 2: and now because of social media, everybody feels that they
Speaker 2: have to do it publicly. But I have always been
Speaker 2: one to say I don't really need to share that
Speaker 2: with people like, yeah, it's sad.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. You have feelings. I get it,
Speaker 1: so do I.
Speaker 2: But just sharing public grief doesn't do it for me. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's not for me. Okay, but if you do it,
Speaker 2: it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I'm not, like I said, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand it. Yeah, no, I don't understand
Speaker 1: how somebody that you a celebrity that you don't know,
Speaker 1: has such a huge impact on your life that it's.
Speaker 2: Like I will say, I was. I was sad when
Speaker 2: he died, Bob Sackett because I remember watching Full House
Speaker 2: on Nickdknite. Actually that's a lie. The first Full House
Speaker 2: episode I ever saw, and I almost want to call
Speaker 2: Jackie right now because of the story. It was Michelle's birthday,
Speaker 2: and you know when she like is a clown or
Speaker 2: something in her foot grows really big. There's a Full
Speaker 2: House episode where her foot grows gigantic. When I tell you,
Speaker 2: I was probably three or four at the time, I
Speaker 2: ran out of our living room screaming at the top
Speaker 2: of my lungs because that was the most terrifying thing
Speaker 2: I'd ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: Which you did not watch it on ABC you watched
Speaker 1: it on Nicked Knight.
Speaker 2: By the time I watched it, I was a Nicked
Speaker 2: Knight person.
Speaker 1: Huh, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: It was I was too well, I was too young
Speaker 2: to like remember watching it. But by the time it
Speaker 2: came on Nicked Night, it played and I would I
Speaker 2: was able.
Speaker 1: To watch it every night. Well, you were born in
Speaker 1: ninety one, right, yeah, wow, but it was still I
Speaker 1: think it was. It was probably just no, it was no,
Speaker 1: it went on for another three four years. I think
Speaker 1: it went on till ninety eight. Am I wrong?
Speaker 2: But again, I three years old. I have zero memories
Speaker 2: of when I was three, do you.
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, No, I have a memory from when I
Speaker 1: was one or less. What I was in my crib
Speaker 1: and my grandmother. I wanted apple juice so bad, so
Speaker 1: I was banging. I was banging my bottle thing cup
Speaker 1: whatever it was, sippy cup, banging it against the crib.
Speaker 1: And she came in and she gave me apple juice.
Speaker 1: I remember that, I do. That's my earliest memory. Something
Speaker 1: tells me this was when you were five. No, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be in a crib when I was five. I
Speaker 1: don't know. You do. Still, I thought like a child
Speaker 1: that's funny. But no, I remember it. That's interesting. Unless
Speaker 1: maybe it's a picture that I'm looking at that I remember.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I remember that moment. I don't
Speaker 1: really like this that much. I do have your other one.
Speaker 1: The chocolate moan was really good.
Speaker 2: The habit through it just because I didn't want it.
Speaker 2: I said, no, thank youil, I'm good. I don't need
Speaker 2: that in my life.
Speaker 1: The chocolateman has marshmallows in it.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's exciting. Still pretzels too.
Speaker 1: No pretzels. This one is chocolate, honeycomb, cocoa, pebble's boulders
Speaker 1: and marshmallow bits. Do you like my heatstone? Thing that
Speaker 1: I don't understand is that the thing that Sam had
Speaker 1: in her bra for like a week.
Speaker 2: Well, I bought this a couple of years ago. It
Speaker 2: was the best investment of all time. If you're watching
Speaker 2: this oil listening, it's the go on Amazon and look
Speaker 2: up handwarmer electronic it charges and this thing. Feel how
Speaker 2: hot it is?
Speaker 1: I'm not touching that. Get out of here. I don't
Speaker 1: want to touch it hot right, No, I don't even
Speaker 1: feel it. It's hot, it's vibrating, it's not vibrating. It
Speaker 1: is vibrating, it's not vibrating. Then your hand is moving
Speaker 1: really fast back and forth. It's vibrating.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: Then am I having a heart attack? Maybe? Okay, then
Speaker 1: I'll be the celebrity that dies that you'll feel sad
Speaker 1: for a right. Stop touching me with that. It's dirty.
Speaker 1: That's dirty.
Speaker 2: It's dirty. It's dirty.
Speaker 1: It looks like an old Motorola flip phone.
Speaker 2: Actually, ah wish.
Speaker 1: Do you know my underwear ripped in the bathroom today?
Speaker 2: Well, it's because you wear like.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I bent over in the bathroom and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden and my underwear ripped from bottom
Speaker 1: to top in the back. I don't understand why, what
Speaker 1: good thing? You're counting your cholesterol? That has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with anything that.
Speaker 2: Well, now you know how I feel when you say
Speaker 2: the word cholesterol.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? My underwear ripped because I'm
Speaker 1: eating too mucholesterol? It doesn't make any sense whatsoever. No,
Speaker 1: it's not a fat thing, dude. My underwear just ripped
Speaker 1: for some reason. It must have been like on position
Speaker 1: the wrong way. Yeah, are your suret shrinking too? The wash?
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's my jeans didn't rip. You're a jerk
Speaker 1: yet this podcast has jumped the shark? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I know what it means. What does it mean?
Speaker 2: Happy Days fonds when they were on vacation, he jumped
Speaker 2: over his sharks, and what does that mean? It means
Speaker 2: the show has passed its prime.
Speaker 1: Because that episode was so bad. Yes, you didn't even
Speaker 1: see it. I know.
Speaker 2: I had a book called Jump the Shark.
Speaker 1: Henry Winkler is the nicest man on the planet. Where
Speaker 1: are we going? Ay? That's the funds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's really the nice Happy Days was on
Speaker 2: Nick at Night for a second too, Yes, it was.
Speaker 1: I watched that. One. My mom's favorite was Wonder Years.
Speaker 1: I loved Wonder Years and I like the new Wonder
Speaker 1: Years too. I didn't watch it. It's good. I've been
Speaker 1: watching it. Oh and the Goldbergs. But you know what's
Speaker 1: his name got kicked off? Yeah? Fired? Not Jeff Goldbloom, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jeff Garner, damn it Garner. No, No, Murray, Murray Goldberg.
Speaker 1: He's also on curbyr Enthusiasm. He is. He's Larry's best
Speaker 1: friend anyway, So I don't know how that's going to proceed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird. How do you get rid of the day.
Speaker 2: I mean, they'll probably just kill him off, I guess,
Speaker 2: but well, two and a half Men him it's gonna
Speaker 2: be I don't know what that is. Oh oh, when
Speaker 2: what's his name left Charlie sheen and or killed him?
Speaker 2: They dropped a piano on him, right, But that was
Speaker 2: the he was the whole show though. Yeah, then he
Speaker 2: came back at the end.
Speaker 1: He did, yeah, in a dream.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was a dream or not,
Speaker 2: but he came back for the finale. Not that I
Speaker 2: was like a watcher of two and a half Men sitcoms.
Speaker 2: I can't do like old school sitcom like Big Bang Theory,
Speaker 2: two and a Half Men. Mom, What was the other
Speaker 2: one that was there for Two Broke Girls?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's still on every night on syndication.
Speaker 2: I can't do shows with laugh tracks. It's painful to
Speaker 2: watch those shows. The humor is so like five years ago.
Speaker 1: That's very true. Why do some shows do that and
Speaker 1: some shows don't, Like it's just film Goldberg's no laugh
Speaker 1: track because it's like a modern family style hmmm, where
Speaker 1: it's like multi camera and same thing with Blackish. So
Speaker 1: when the laugh track, the laugh track is laughing? Am
Speaker 1: I also supposed to be laughing? Is that what it's
Speaker 1: telling me?
Speaker 2: Well, that's the part that annoys me about them. It's
Speaker 2: like you're telling me when to laugh. But if the
Speaker 2: joke is so like lame, it's it's not it's then
Speaker 2: it's just hearing fake laughter annoys me. That's not it.
Speaker 2: I can go back if you mean me too.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to use this. You do you do? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Which one is it? It's the I ripped my underwear
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Oh, that's not that's not a laughter,
Speaker 1: that's a you need a laugh track. We need okay,
Speaker 1: it's the top, right, we need canned laughing orange. Oh,
Speaker 1: we need to Okay, let's you know, I went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I pooped my pants. Don't don't push
Speaker 1: it again. It's broken. You broke it. Oh, it's broken.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to stop when you do that, right. I
Speaker 1: like that last laugh? And that was Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: an uncomfortable this isn't really funny laugh.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I feel like the Big Bang Theory was
Speaker 2: the biggest culprit of that. Did you ever watch there
Speaker 2: was a video that had the Big Bang Theory and
Speaker 2: with not the laugh track. What was the girl in there?
Speaker 2: I like that girl, Kaylee Quoco. Yeah, she's now in
Speaker 2: the flight attendant.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've always loved Kaylee Quoco, even since she was
Speaker 1: on the show with uh John Ritter.
Speaker 2: Ten simple things about dating my teenage daughter, I think
Speaker 2: that's it. Or eight simple rules for dating my teenage daughter.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Yes, that was a good show.
Speaker 1: I got it. I really liked it. Thanks, I did.
Speaker 2: I did not like it.
Speaker 1: I was I was on the boat early with Kaylee
Speaker 1: Quoco and with Jessica Biel way before, like when she
Speaker 1: first started on Seventh Heaven Way.
Speaker 2: Wait, which I'm going to say, what the thing that
Speaker 2: popped into my head when you said this?
Speaker 1: Why, because it'll be weird? Why what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Because you're like I was on the boat first. I
Speaker 2: was sixteen, you were what thirty two at the time.
Speaker 1: I don't think. Shoot, first of all, no, I was
Speaker 1: in my early twenties. What's the matter with you?
Speaker 2: Well, just the way you were like I was on
Speaker 2: the boat first. But I'm just saying, like, do you
Speaker 2: also have an Olsen countdown calendar?
Speaker 1: Hello? My daughter's name is Ashley Well it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Would have another because we'd have a Mary Kate.
Speaker 2: I actually think Mary Kate's a nice name.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: My sister has said that she would want to name
Speaker 2: her daughter, Oh hey, Elvis by Ali by Elvis. My
Speaker 2: sister has said that she'd name her kid if she
Speaker 2: has one olive Olive.
Speaker 1: That leaves her open for so many jokes. I know, olive,
Speaker 1: your ass? What you know? What? Okay, stop it? Why
Speaker 1: doesn't it go off? See it's broken. It's broken. When
Speaker 1: you press the button again, it's supposed to stop. See
Speaker 1: the orange one is broken. Huh. How much did you
Speaker 1: pay for that? I don't know. Time for the warranty,
Speaker 1: Time for me this to never be used again.
Speaker 2: Time for us to go back to the old way
Speaker 2: on zoom where I can't see your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that board sounds so.
Speaker 2: Much better and so much better. It is not over magedy.
Speaker 1: And there's so many things in it.
Speaker 2: So many things that I don't even know where they're labeled.
Speaker 2: And then I have a panic attack over it.
Speaker 1: What else is going on? Andrew?
Speaker 2: Let me see if that's there? That's there? So that's good.
Speaker 1: What'd you have for dinner last night? What did I
Speaker 1: have for I had a burrito. I had a chrees
Speaker 1: or burrito. Oh yeah, is that meat? Charriso is pork spicy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's delicious.
Speaker 1: Oh, Chipotle has choriso. I've never tried it.
Speaker 2: I don't like their terresa as much. I like going
Speaker 2: and getting this place called Tao Rita.
Speaker 1: Taco Rita so good. I'm in the mood for meat loaf.
Speaker 1: I saw a good meat loaf and shop right yesterday,
Speaker 1: and I was going to get it, but I didn't.
Speaker 2: I will never be a meatloaf fan after ever since
Speaker 2: I got sick in second grade coming back from communion class.
Speaker 2: I even remember, oh m m, I had milk with
Speaker 2: my meat loaf that night for dinner. Why would you
Speaker 2: do such a thing because I was in second grade?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I even when I was in second grade,
Speaker 1: I didn't drink milk with my dinner.
Speaker 2: Well, do you want me to call Donna? What's going on?
Speaker 1: That's a very Nate thing. Nate still drinks milk with
Speaker 1: his dinner now, and he's forty whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't get that at all.
Speaker 1: And he drinks whole milk too.
Speaker 2: That's insane. He also has six creams in his coffee six.
Speaker 1: When he's not looking, I do eight eight yeah, and
Speaker 1: I peel the sticker off. Why do you do it?
Speaker 1: He loves cream, he wants he loves cream. That's terrible
Speaker 1: for him though, he just has a little bit of
Speaker 1: coffee with his cream.
Speaker 2: You really sabotage his coffee.
Speaker 1: Like that occasionally? Who because I know he really likes it,
Speaker 1: but he's trying to cut back. Interesting, so you know
Speaker 1: that's like sabotaging someone's diet. But it's not a diet.
Speaker 2: It well, he said he wants to cut down that.
Speaker 1: Well, that would be like if if you found a
Speaker 1: product and you like marked it no cholesterol and it
Speaker 1: was really like one hundred percent of your daily value.
Speaker 1: This has no cholesterol. It doesn't. It doesn't. I know
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Cereal doesn't look cholesterol zero milligrams zero sat
Speaker 1: fat zero.
Speaker 2: How do you know I didn't feel the sticker off.
Speaker 1: It's not a sticker. It's printed on the box.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: No, we've talked about nothing in this episode. And I
Speaker 1: can just hear people turning it off by the dice.
Speaker 1: Just hear it, right, I could just hear it.
Speaker 2: Everything is terrible. Only I know how to steer the
Speaker 2: ship when I have serial killers. We at least Jessica
Speaker 2: bil and k quok is on that ship, right, Kelly Quoco,
Speaker 2: That's what I said. And Jessica Biel, Yeah, they're on
Speaker 2: the ship. They're on the ship. Where's the ship going?
Speaker 2: Nowhere'sville play the laugh track.
Speaker 1: We'll be back right off for and We're Bad.
Speaker 2: Do your girls like the Olsen Twin movies?
Speaker 1: Can you stop playing the condom commercials?
Speaker 2: The condom commercials don't play anymore to just play it?
Speaker 1: Did not.
Speaker 2: I took it off as an ad category, and because
Speaker 2: of that we've lost revenue. For real, Yes, put them back,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: But wait a minute. Wait, so we make.
Speaker 2: More on explicit category dirty commercial.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm torn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I took the only thing. So there's three four
Speaker 2: different ad categories. There's pregnancy, that's one of the topics.
Speaker 1: Is that a lot of money we're in that one? Okay,
Speaker 1: As I figured, pregnancy, What is it like for an
Speaker 1: abortion clinic or something?
Speaker 2: I mean, what life pro choice?
Speaker 1: I don't want any of that either or no, I
Speaker 1: don't want that. That that make peopeople think that that's
Speaker 1: our stance on stuff.
Speaker 2: They don't because if they hear one and then they
Speaker 2: hear condom commercial afterwards, those two don't go hand. And
Speaker 2: here it's not gonna be one after another though. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna just get back to my point.
Speaker 1: Wait, can can we just say that any any commercials
Speaker 1: that you hear during the show are not chosen by us?
Speaker 1: We have random multiple time. No, we very rarely say that.
Speaker 1: Every time we say we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: We should also have some kind of disclaimer that's like,
Speaker 1: you know, our views don't represent whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, there's two that play in the front, two that
Speaker 2: play in the back, and then two in the middle.
Speaker 2: We don't choose any of those.
Speaker 1: The condom one should go in the back.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, well there's that one. There's also illegal content,
Speaker 2: which I have not chosen that one. Ever, illegal content,
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you. We turn it on one time
Speaker 2: just so we can see what it is. Sure, see
Speaker 2: we're getting the echo.
Speaker 1: That's the You gotta do that imaginated. You don't know
Speaker 1: anything about money.
Speaker 2: You don't know anything what about radio?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Back in high school and I ran the station, that's right,
Speaker 2: it had knobs.
Speaker 1: Knobs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's area saying I'm sorry pregnancy, illegal content,
Speaker 2: drugs which I think I signed us up for, and
Speaker 2: then like do drugs. No, it's not do drugs.
Speaker 1: We'll get your heroin at this point.
Speaker 2: Well, if anything, it would be like talking about like
Speaker 2: you know how they do PSA's on the news about like.
Speaker 1: Like come get free clean needles. Yes, I don't want
Speaker 1: that either.
Speaker 2: Well you should because it's actually a really good thing.
Speaker 1: No, just don't do the drugs. Don't come get free needles.
Speaker 2: Grandpa. Let's bring you back to the home. That's that's
Speaker 2: such an outdated model. You and your Nancy Reagan can
Speaker 2: go have fun fighting the war.
Speaker 1: On drug How do you just say no, I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have fun, Nancy, You and Nancy have a good time.
Speaker 2: We'll bring you back to the home soon.
Speaker 1: Come to come to the little office that we have
Speaker 1: here and do your drugs safely. Come come come come
Speaker 1: shoot up heroin in this clean private office.
Speaker 2: Or test your drugs before you use them, because make
Speaker 2: sure there's no fentanyel in it, which is actually very important.
Speaker 2: How about just don't do it again, Nancy. Let's calm down. Uh,
Speaker 2: you know, drug use and addiction is not that simple
Speaker 2: for you to give them.
Speaker 1: Give them treatment programs instead.
Speaker 2: Well, because those cost like tens of thousands of dollars,
Speaker 2: they're not cheap, and they're not covered by any of
Speaker 2: your health insurances.
Speaker 1: They just have needles instead.
Speaker 2: Well, because again, what's the solution. I don't know exactly.
Speaker 1: They'll take dirty needles off the street. What can I
Speaker 1: tell you what?
Speaker 2: That's exactly what they're doing. They're taking the needles and
Speaker 2: they give you clean needles.
Speaker 1: Right, but I don't want commercials running saying come get
Speaker 1: free clean needles.
Speaker 2: Okay, well then we're gonna make no money.
Speaker 1: Well I haven't heard one of those yet, so you
Speaker 1: can leave that one punched. Okay, leave it punched. Yeah
Speaker 1: ah right, but I really want to hear what the
Speaker 1: illegal content is. Okay, we'll turn that one on, but
Speaker 1: just once. Well, I don't know if you're gonna hear it.
Speaker 1: That's the thing they don't give you. They don't give
Speaker 1: you examples of any previews. That's messed up, Like what what?
Speaker 1: I'm so curious as to what illegal content could be?
Speaker 1: I am too, may how do you advertise illegal things?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Huh.
Speaker 2: I'm confused as well, and there's one other category pregnancy, drugs,
Speaker 2: illegal content, and there's one other one.
Speaker 1: It's just like all the rest, Like what's JC Penny in.
Speaker 1: That's just a general category.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I think because what's happening is you
Speaker 2: have those categories, pay money for those ads to be run.
Speaker 1: But you have to not many people want them.
Speaker 2: Exactly, so you have to go into the system and
Speaker 2: check that you'd be okay with it. So I went in. Oh, politics,
Speaker 2: that's the other one.
Speaker 1: Is that one checked for us?
Speaker 2: That one's checked and pregnancy. But I turned off sex
Speaker 2: because it was saying things with sandpaper.
Speaker 1: But they could hope, but they could they could do
Speaker 1: a condom commercial that's not so over the edge like that.
Speaker 1: I agree with you christ All who would do that
Speaker 1: with sam people very confused as well? Does not seem pleasurable.
Speaker 1: I don't understand all. I love Nicky Glazer, but she
Speaker 1: said some stuff.
Speaker 2: Who is Nicki Glazer?
Speaker 1: She's a raunchy female comedian. Do I know her from anything? Probably?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 1: She's she's very popular.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would recognize her if you saw her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know her okay, or buy her name alone.
Speaker 1: But she did like the she did the first condom commercial.
Speaker 1: I heard that. I like Andrew.
Speaker 2: Well Carler Marie sent it to us.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I mean, I'm not prude or anything,
Speaker 1: but I don't very explicit. Yeah, well, hers was bad,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't as bad as those two guys talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean imagine if we got paid to do
Speaker 2: something like that, it would just be t.
Speaker 1: But would those play on the radio? No? Because podcast
Speaker 1: advertising is different, so we the podcast advertise they can
Speaker 1: curse in a podcast commercial.
Speaker 2: I guess podcast advertised. This is the wild West where
Speaker 2: we are right now in terms of podcasting. It's all
Speaker 2: pretty much just getting figured out. As the days go on.
Speaker 2: People are scooping up shows left and right. Things are
Speaker 2: just happening, so you just go with the flow and
Speaker 2: hope for the best.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's the new mayor's name on Family
Speaker 1: Guy Wild West. There's a new mayor on Family Guys. Well,
Speaker 1: because Adam West died. I know that he did. I
Speaker 1: forgot about that. So now, who's the actor with the big,
Speaker 1: big mustache? And he was in the Cooper what's his
Speaker 1: name movie with Lady Goudarsborn. Yeah, what's the big mustache? Guy.
Speaker 2: I know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's I mean it looks like him. H and
Speaker 1: the voice I was like him, So i'm him ninety
Speaker 1: nine percent sure that it's him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, one more thing from Family Guy. And I
Speaker 1: mentioned it to you earlier. I wanted to bring it
Speaker 1: up on the show, but I forgot. Maybe I'll do
Speaker 1: it on that podcast tomorrow. Hold on, I get a cough.
Speaker 1: Sounds great. Anyway, So I was watching I have them
Speaker 1: built up in my TVO. Yes, I still have a TVO.
Speaker 1: I paid for lifetime service. I'm getting my lifetime's worth
Speaker 1: out of it. Anyway, So I watched you till TV's canceled. No, man,
Speaker 1: they're still selling. They're still like advertising. They're trying to
Speaker 1: sell all kinds of like premium and gold and all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Platinum, TiVo, platinum. It's a huge thing. Thank you,
Speaker 1: but I won't bite. But anyway, So I watched a
Speaker 1: bunch of Family Guy episodes. I used to love the show,
Speaker 1: watch it every week whenever, and like four or five
Speaker 1: of them have built up. And I think it was
Speaker 1: either the Christmas episode or the one before that, and
Speaker 1: Peter was, you know, doing one of his things where
Speaker 1: he turns to the camera and says whatever, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I started following Becky Fitness ninety six on Instagram,
Speaker 1: you know, and woo or something like that. So I
Speaker 1: was like, huh, I'm just curious if there actually is one.
Speaker 1: So I searched Becky Fitness ninety six on Instagram and
Speaker 1: there was really nothing there. It was just a picture
Speaker 1: of a girl and whatever. But now if you click
Speaker 1: on the little search magnifying glass, all these like scantily
Speaker 1: clad workout girls come up and all this weird content
Speaker 1: that I don't want anywhere on there, because I know
Speaker 1: Amy listens to this, so if she's like, let me
Speaker 1: see your search history, and if I do that, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be like workout girls on there. And I didn't
Speaker 1: do that. It's just because I searched Becky Fitness ninety
Speaker 1: six because a family guy. Most of it is all
Speaker 1: cute little Australian shepherds rolling over and doing tricks. But
Speaker 1: then every once in a while, now there's like this
Speaker 1: this workout girl with a bikinion. I don't like that
Speaker 1: workout girl with a bikinian whatever, and I don't want
Speaker 1: that in here, but you how do you clear it out?
Speaker 2: You could go clear your search history.
Speaker 1: No, because I like all the dogs. Look here now
Speaker 1: I want to come up. Okay, oh oh they're mostly gone.
Speaker 1: All I see is a bunch of bob saggots and
Speaker 1: Australian shepherds everywhere. Okay, well what's this one? Yeah? See
Speaker 1: I did Dallas Cowboy Corner. I didn't do that. That
Speaker 1: came from Becky Workout Girl. That came from Becky Workout Girls.
Speaker 1: I think so not interested? Not interested? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: it looks like it's fairly back. Yeah, it's all dogs now, wow, dogs,
Speaker 1: thank god? Oh and some old lady worried for you?
Speaker 1: What is this? Old lady? I don't want this with
Speaker 1: her face got bashed in, Get out of here. This
Speaker 1: is all connected to Becky ninety six? Not interested?
Speaker 2: All right, Thank god that was solved.
Speaker 1: I don't really worried for you. It's annoying though. I
Speaker 1: didn't search for anything. All I did was try to
Speaker 1: find the thing I saw on TV. So you okay,
Speaker 1: so this is what's funny.
Speaker 2: So wait, so we just I had to hear you
Speaker 2: for the last four minutes talk about how this has
Speaker 2: caused your whole feet to go missing.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying to beget hijacked, like when somebody says
Speaker 1: some random thing and then.
Speaker 2: You said, I just went searching for it. Yeah, what
Speaker 2: so you actively sought out that page?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I wanted to see if it was an
Speaker 1: actual handle. What's the matter with you? Why are you
Speaker 1: laughing at me?
Speaker 2: Because you just went on like, I think, how could
Speaker 2: they have hijacked my page?
Speaker 1: I think producers that innocently went there TV shows do
Speaker 1: that on purpose.
Speaker 2: I just innostantly wanted to see if Becky Hot Model
Speaker 2: sixty five.
Speaker 1: It wasn't hot model, you idiot, it was fitness.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to know if Becky Fitness Model sixty
Speaker 2: five it was actually.
Speaker 1: A hot model bikini page. That's not how could they
Speaker 1: do me?
Speaker 2: It's in the title.
Speaker 1: It was Becky Fitness ninety six, and it had nothing
Speaker 1: to do with that.
Speaker 2: Well, the fact that you even knew the full name
Speaker 2: right now, Creeter said it, that might even be it.
Speaker 1: You search it and tell me if that's it. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. I don't want to do it again.
Speaker 2: Can my eyes though burn?
Speaker 1: Burn? Of what? I don't know? Your muscles seemed that way.
Speaker 1: It's muscles. What well it is is muscles? What's muscle?
Speaker 1: It's just girls that have muscles with bikinis on. It
Speaker 1: was okay, I'm not interested in that. I don't like
Speaker 1: the big muscle girls with bikinis. It was never my thing.
Speaker 1: What I'd go to California to? You know, what's that beach?
Speaker 1: Were you a Baywatch person na? You weren't.
Speaker 2: No, this is shocking to me. Why you seem very
Speaker 2: much like a bay Watch guy. I didn't love David Hasselhoff,
Speaker 2: not since night Rider.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: I know what that one is? With Kit the car
Speaker 2: and yeah, the thing. There was a reboot that was
Speaker 2: gonna try and come out.
Speaker 1: And the principal from Boy Meets World. Okay he was
Speaker 1: Kit he was yeah? Huh mister Feenie Michael, Yes he
Speaker 1: was Kit. I didn't know that. Yep.
Speaker 2: Did your girls watch Girls Meet World or Girl Meets Works?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because you had to kind of
Speaker 1: know what Boy Meets World was. Otherwise why would you
Speaker 1: go there. It's just like you wouldn't watch Chips ninety
Speaker 1: nine if you didn't watch Jim So true, right, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't yeah, don't. It's not there. I do it? Is there?
Speaker 1: Too late, late, too late, too late, too late, too late,
Speaker 1: it's too late. It's too late. It's too late. Don't
Speaker 1: even I'm gonna do it. I don't want it. I
Speaker 1: want to play it. It's too late. It's not too late.
Speaker 1: It's never too late for a that's way to stop it. Okay,
Speaker 1: see that one shut off when I hit it. Yours
Speaker 1: is broken. It's broken. Whatever. Look the orange one's broken.
Speaker 1: See it just work. It's broken when it's the cheers. No,
Speaker 1: when it's the cheers, put it to the cheer. One
Speaker 1: that's broken. I don't know that one is like okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm telling you you need some warranty service. You
Speaker 1: need some warranty service. You're right. Did you buy the
Speaker 1: extended I don't know what I bought. Warranties. I feel
Speaker 1: like I never used in the first place, and that's
Speaker 1: my fault. Speaking of we had warranty service yesterday on
Speaker 1: our microwave. Guy came in the house no mask. It
Speaker 1: felt kind of weird, but I let him in. But
Speaker 1: the problem that we were having with a microwave, of course,
Speaker 1: didn't happen while he was there. So he's like, can't
Speaker 1: do anything about it if it doesn't happen. I'm like,
Speaker 1: but it's sometimes happens, Yeah, but I can't see the problem,
Speaker 1: so I can't fix it. So didn't you just get
Speaker 1: a new microwave. Yeah, this started happening a week after
Speaker 1: we put the microwave in, and so I recorded it
Speaker 1: so I was able to show it to the guy
Speaker 1: from the store, so it would it's one of those ones.
Speaker 1: It's not the push thing where it swings open. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's the drawer. It's the drawer, so you hit beep
Speaker 1: and it opens, but it only would open an inch
Speaker 1: and then you would have to pull it open and
Speaker 1: push it closed to complete the cycle. But it didn't
Speaker 1: happen when the guy was there, So that's it. We'll
Speaker 1: just have to wait till what That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Even if it happens again, it doesn't guarantee it's gonna
Speaker 1: happen when he's there.
Speaker 2: I don't get how those microwaves work.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm really stupid, But that one I don't get because
Speaker 2: if there's no spinny.
Speaker 1: Thing, how right, there's no carousel in there? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's just a hot drawer. Yes, I just I just
Speaker 1: think it's very technologically advanced. So you don't like in
Speaker 1: the old school microwaves, I didn't have that, you'd have
Speaker 1: to like stop it halfway through and turn it. You
Speaker 1: don't have to do that because this is like new fangled,
Speaker 1: new fangle, kind of like the tesla of microwaves.
Speaker 2: Fancy, Yeah, very fancy. Maybe we'll have a commercial for
Speaker 2: that in this episode. Do you want a microwave in
Speaker 2: a drawer?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. It's gonna be more like do
Speaker 1: you want to murder somebody? Now you can with murder weapon?
Speaker 1: Because did you choose the illegal one? I'm going to?
Speaker 1: I think you should.
Speaker 2: We'll see what actually like, what content actually comes from that.
Speaker 2: It'll be interesting.
Speaker 1: Could we do it once just so we can hear
Speaker 1: the complaints?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think. Are you able to turn it on for
Speaker 1: this episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you turn all the other ones off and only
Speaker 1: have on illegal?
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is we're kind of shooting ourselves in
Speaker 2: the foot if we do that legal though on our
Speaker 2: with our commercial, but I don't. But if we keep
Speaker 2: the more there's, like I said, four categories. Put all
Speaker 2: the worst categories ever on this episode. With a big
Speaker 2: explicit so people know, I'm just putting all four categories
Speaker 2: on Good Luck Bus, but only this episode.
Speaker 1: Now from here on out, I can't no, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not okay. The kids listen to the cereal that everything.
Speaker 1: The kids listen to the cereal everything. The family sit
Speaker 1: down and drive in the car. We will lose Oh
Speaker 1: my god, just well, your We will lose so many
Speaker 1: listeners stuck in the nineties.
Speaker 2: I picture your like family set up. I'm literally picturing
Speaker 2: like Ashley and Cooper coming home with their backpacks like
Speaker 2: hey ma'am, hey dad, and then you guys being like, hey,
Speaker 2: I poured you this glass of milk before you do
Speaker 2: your homework.
Speaker 1: Make sure you log onto the World Wide Web. So
Speaker 1: do you see if you've got any emails on the AOL.
Speaker 1: You think our world is all in black and white.
Speaker 1: We got a free trial. Our name is the Cleavers.
Speaker 2: I think you some of the things that you reference.
Speaker 2: It cracks me up. Like everybody in the car together
Speaker 2: in the in like the the family van, and they're
Speaker 2: all just sitting around because no one has cell phones,
Speaker 2: and just we're gonna do singalongs in the car. Dead
Speaker 2: We've had plenty of people reach out to us that
Speaker 2: are driving in the family truckster listening to Serial Killers
Speaker 2: together as a family because they go to school and
Speaker 2: the kids love it and they listen together. If all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, some machine gun commercial comes on.
Speaker 1: It to machine gun commercial, kill your wife while you're
Speaker 1: using a condom, it's all legal and that I think
Speaker 1: that's what And make sure your vote for this person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: while you're using sandpaper to scratch yourself and the dirty
Speaker 1: is dead, right, But who knows, Maybe it'll air on
Speaker 1: this episode and we just don't know it and maybe,
Speaker 1: but like, will we make a lot of money from it?
Speaker 1: So can we just do it one time?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: I seriously we should have put this warning at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the episode that the commercials in this particular
Speaker 1: episode will be raunchy.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we need to maybe turn on one
Speaker 2: other category. If illegal content goes south quick, then we know.
Speaker 1: I want to know what it could be me too.
Speaker 1: How could they even how could they even advertise something
Speaker 1: that's illegal?
Speaker 2: Well maybe it's like illegal in well.
Speaker 1: But what if it's like some dirty sextn where they
Speaker 1: do illegal things. I don't want that again.
Speaker 2: I think not to go back to my nineties thing,
Speaker 2: but I think the way you're thinking of it is
Speaker 2: like welcome to Dean's like shack where you can have
Speaker 2: sex all the time.
Speaker 1: Who's calling you, Diamond? No, don't please know. Anytime the
Speaker 1: Diamond is on this podcast, just goes in the crapper. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's hooked up to Bluetooth. Let's see. No please, no, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I want to know if she's going to pick up.
Speaker 2: Let's see it says it's calling her.
Speaker 1: Doesn't she know that we're recording right now.
Speaker 2: I mean she is our executive producer, so the answer
Speaker 2: would be no. All right, anyway, let's move on, Diamond.
Speaker 2: Oh we didn't pot her up, Diamond, I'm here, you're
Speaker 2: on seer, you're on the bull Chat.
Speaker 1: Bless, that's so loud. Turn it down. I'm actually peeing
Speaker 1: right now. Oh just turn Look this is the illegal commercial.
Speaker 1: Just turn it off. So what's going on, Diamond? I
Speaker 1: was just trying to see if you were still in
Speaker 1: the building, because I'm still here. So that's great.
Speaker 2: I'll be on my way.
Speaker 1: No, lock lock, thank you for listening to this exciting
Speaker 1: episode of bull Chat.
Speaker 2: People love Diamond.
Speaker 1: People. It's not over, guys, I'm coming turn it off. Okay, Diamond,
Speaker 1: we'll see you soon. Bye, Diamond. That's fun. Did you
Speaker 1: like that? No, it went right through. No, the call
Speaker 1: quality was terrible.
Speaker 2: All right, These new fangled cell phones, they don't know.
Speaker 1: What they're doing. So here's what we're gonna have.
Speaker 2: Everything they give it to the home button on iPhones.
Speaker 2: Everything's gone south.
Speaker 1: We're gonna wrap this episode up. We're gonna hear what
Speaker 1: commercial comes at the end. It's so bad it's not
Speaker 1: for Trojan, I don't think. Yeah, we don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish we had a sponsor. Me too. We had
Speaker 1: a sponsor. We could talk them up during the show.
Speaker 2: Who knows, maybe one of these days we'll have one.
Speaker 2: But until that time, it's not like the old days
Speaker 2: where we were just putting stuff out and not getting
Speaker 2: anything in return.
Speaker 1: We've been doing this podcast for over two years now,
Speaker 1: have we not. What was our start date? May twenty nineteen,
Speaker 1: fourth of twenty nineteen, Yeah, so almost almost three years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 2: It was twenty nineteen. Is then the pandemic happen the
Speaker 2: next year?
Speaker 1: Right? Interesting?
Speaker 2: It was twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. We've been doing some almost three years. I
Speaker 1: know we should have a big three year anniversary show.
Speaker 1: I'm in yeah, No, don't let her in. Please don't
Speaker 1: let her in. Oh I'm sorry that door is locked
Speaker 1: and you have no access. How does Diamond not have
Speaker 1: access to this student? Anyway? Thank you for listening. She's coming, Diamond,
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. She comes this exciting episode of bull
Speaker 1: Chat until we see you again on Monday with an
Speaker 1: all new Serial Killers. We gotta go. Let's go. Say click,
Speaker 1: turn it down, say clankooooooooooooo cuting thing thing thing thing
Speaker 1: thing thing. This means it's over. Thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to the bull Chat. Okay, oh my god, just closed
Speaker 1: it now. Why do you think that that is exciting
Speaker 1: because she's fun? I can't you.
Speaker 2: Being like I just think that if the marijuana wasn't used.
Speaker 1: The kids would be better. Never said that. It's terrible.
Speaker 2: These kids are drinking oduls.
Speaker 1: Who's drinking oduels?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: I believe you did no, I did not.
Speaker 2: I believe before you were twenty one you had no
Speaker 2: duels and someone told you it was alcohol and you
Speaker 2: pretended to get drunk.
Speaker 1: Incredibly untrue. I am almost.
Speaker 2: Positive that it would. It's a fact.
Speaker 1: Do you know that you have to be twenty one
Speaker 1: to buy non alcoholic beer? Why is that crazy? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe because they sell it at liquor stores, so they
Speaker 2: just kind of think maybe you take the label off
Speaker 2: and put it on something else.
Speaker 1: I could buy a bottle opener at a liquor store.
Speaker 1: Does a liqule yep? A liqle yep? By Nate? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean we clinked, so I believe
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of alcohol in it. And that's why. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: marshmallows are good.
Speaker 2: Well, enjoy that. I hope you clean at that bawl.
Speaker 1: We don't have any milk, now, hey, Lenny mud, where
Speaker 1: are you people? Yeah, we gotta maybe reach out to them.
Speaker 1: We need balls because now we got bowl chat and
Speaker 1: Surreal killers. True, we need some balls because I think
Speaker 1: the listeners would buy nice quality bowls like this. I would.
Speaker 2: I would actually buy one from a house and I
Speaker 2: eat cereal out of it.
Speaker 1: You don't eat cereal? I do? You don't? You would?
Speaker 1: You don't eat cereal?
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't, I can't I eat cereal.
Speaker 1: Can we just erase this whole episode.
Speaker 2: Can we just start over?
Speaker 1: There's really been nothing of any substance in this episode
Speaker 1: at all at all. It really hasn't. What are you
Speaker 1: looking at me for? We talk?
Speaker 2: You are the biggest nance to ever nance of all time,
Speaker 2: like the most negative nance. Most people would just try
Speaker 2: and like power through it. Be positive. You just all
Speaker 2: of your emotions all at once have to be there.
Speaker 1: Did you see the Tender Bar on Amazon Prime?
Speaker 2: I did not see the Tender Bar.
Speaker 1: There's ben Affleck. It's a good movie. I mean it's
Speaker 1: a movie.
Speaker 2: I say, watched The Power of the Dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Amy watched it. She said I can't watch it
Speaker 1: because I'll cry? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why why would you cry? Is it an upsetting I
Speaker 2: don't think it's the right movie. Oh this there's no
Speaker 2: reason to cry in this movie?
Speaker 1: Really? No, huh.
Speaker 2: If there's crying, I'd be interested to know why.
Speaker 1: It's not like a sad dog movie. No, does the
Speaker 1: dog die? There's okay, No, this is the wrong movie.
Speaker 1: You gotta go.
Speaker 2: Why this is not even close to being the same movie?
Speaker 2: Is it about dogs? It's not really about dogs? Then
Speaker 2: maybe I'm thinking here's some duns is in it? And
Speaker 2: it a Cumberbatch. That's such a weird name talking about
Speaker 2: the most British name of all time.
Speaker 1: Cumberbatch, Benedict Cumberbatch. That sounds like an illegal commercial, right,
Speaker 1: or it's like how much more British could you get?
Speaker 2: Like moth a sclly wag, like something like that's so
Speaker 2: British sounding sclly wag.
Speaker 1: Isn't that like what a pirate would say? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know they were British pirates, like Captain Crunch would say
Speaker 1: sclly wag.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Captain Crunch, I've always said, is the main
Speaker 2: villain in the serial Avengers.
Speaker 1: No, he's just a drunkard.
Speaker 2: No, he's he's the villain. I believe him to be
Speaker 2: the Thanos. But he's like this tall, doesn't matter. He
Speaker 2: has a Napoleon complex. He could bring people down, I
Speaker 2: believe it.
Speaker 1: What's that I don't know's boxes of stuff.
Speaker 2: Coming up that's exciting?
Speaker 1: Is it food? I think so. Harry the security guard
Speaker 1: is bringing.
Speaker 2: Box and Harry never comes up here. No, I've offered
Speaker 2: them food every time food comes up here and they
Speaker 2: never come upstairs.
Speaker 1: Huh was it say on that box? Bakery? Oh it's
Speaker 1: bakery cholesterol? Oh my god, I can't. All right, we
Speaker 1: have to have an argument about cholesterol. Kay bye. But
Speaker 1: the cereal marshmallows are delicious. I'm sure they are. Where
Speaker 1: are you going? You just said it was over. We clinked.
Speaker 1: Look there's the guy that has had to vacuum up
Speaker 1: the room. Yeah, after he threw cereal everywhere. I didn't.
Speaker 1: And then you were like, I always clean it up.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't give me the vacuum. They fought with me.
Speaker 1: I was trying to.
Speaker 2: They've foughten you. They were like, so far you've lickled,
Speaker 2: and now you've foughtened.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm eating. It's a whole thing. I'm tired. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then we'll end it. But people are accustomed to
Speaker 1: fifty plus minutes. They don't need to be Forty minutes
Speaker 1: is just fine. For minutes is even better. We should
Speaker 1: bring Harry the security guard in here and ask him
Speaker 1: the craziest stuff he here.
Speaker 2: He loves Diana Ross, he does. I want to get
Speaker 2: to Diana Ross in here, just for him before we
Speaker 2: leave this building.
Speaker 1: I thought she was dead.
Speaker 2: Diana Ross is not dead.
Speaker 1: She's not You gotta go keep what are you doing?
Speaker 2: No more?
Speaker 1: Stop, But doesn't it