WEBVTT - We Apologize For This Mess 

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm all thrown out of whack. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>map for you, but I just don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>day it is, when to give it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, just give it to me and I will put

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<v Speaker 2>it in my wallet right next to my roulette wheel

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<v Speaker 2>thing that I got from Katie Clawson back at 96.7

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<v Speaker 2>Kiss FM in Austin. Do I know her? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>She was a sales girl when we started. Then she

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<v Speaker 2>became a woman because she was only 22. So you

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<v Speaker 2>consider them kind of girls, right? And then they grew

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<v Speaker 2>up with us. But, yeah, she gave me this roulette

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<v Speaker 2>paper and what she does when she goes to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is, I mean, I'm telling you, this thing

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<v Speaker 2>is about to get laminated because it is on its

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<v Speaker 2>last legs. Look at this paper, man. Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the original paper from her little sticky notepad

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<v Speaker 2>for KHFI. That is legit.

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<v Speaker 1>And what is it of?

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<v Speaker 2>It's of roulette. You put $ 100, so you put $ 30

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<v Speaker 2>on 10, 11, 12. You put $ 20.

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<v Speaker 3>On 23, 24.

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<v Speaker 2>And you put $ 50 on 31, 32, 34, 35. It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like you have about a 70% chance of losing

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<v Speaker 2>over $ 100 in one spin. Yeah, but if it hits,

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<v Speaker 2>you win a lot of money. See, and I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of screwed up. These Vegas stories keep coming out. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I.

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<v Speaker 1>Screwed up in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>So at Horseshoe, the lights, folks, if you ever need

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<v Speaker 1>a colonoscopy, if you ever need to see something that's

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in your eye, maybe an eye doctor, go to Horseshoe.

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<v Speaker 1>The lighting there is it's brighter than the sun. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's how I remember Horseshoe, which is like, wow, geez,

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<v Speaker 1>a Cosmo barely see anybody. Everybody just chills in Cosmo.

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<v Speaker 1>The lights are so low in Cosmo. You're hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>half the time. It's a little smoky. I'm like, Baser,

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<v Speaker 1>is that you? And then it's just another mountain range

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<v Speaker 1>coming over. You know, you can't even tell people around there.

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<v Speaker 1>But horseshoe, I got over to the roulette table.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is where I messed up. I was doing

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<v Speaker 1>those damn numbers and I was hitting. And they were

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<v Speaker 1>weird there. Their sign made no sense. It goes table minimums,

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<v Speaker 1>$ 3 to $ 2. Well, is it $ 3 or $ 2? And

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<v Speaker 1>then it would say table maximums was in the hundreds,

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<v Speaker 1>but it would say $ 300 to $ 200. So is the

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<v Speaker 1>maximum $ 200 or $ 300? I'm assuming it was like their

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<v Speaker 1>nighttime prices as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm betting the number's hitting, and I had...

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<v Speaker 1>Stacks and stacks and stacks.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how fun it is to get stacks and

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<v Speaker 2>stacks and stacks on roulette when they push that big pile?

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<v Speaker 2>Feels pretty freaking good.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. And then Baser comes over at that time

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, oh my gosh, have you won a thousand?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 1>But not, also those chips aren't worth, aren't they worth

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<v Speaker 1>like a dollar? Okay. I think some of them are

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<v Speaker 1>worth like 25 cents.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually they're a dollar unless you ask for, like if

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<v Speaker 2>you say, I want them as nickels. You want them

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<v Speaker 2>as $ 5 a piece, they'll give you less of them.

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<v Speaker 2>And they just put a little marker on your color.

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<v Speaker 2>That way they know it's $ 5 a chip.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know how I told the story about how

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<v Speaker 1>I ran the Paris for $ 150 mistaken money that was

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<v Speaker 1>given to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's how the gambling gods got it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hitting numbers. I'm talking, what is it? 36

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<v Speaker 1>to 1.

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<v Speaker 2>You're winning.

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<v Speaker 1>Random number. Random number. Boom. Hit that. Boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Boom.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm yelling the booms. And then Baser comes over

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<v Speaker 1>and it's time to cash out. And let's just say

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<v Speaker 1>she was getting rents pretty bad. And so what do

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<v Speaker 1>I do instead of, you know how they have the

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<v Speaker 1>stacks in exactly a hundred is it, or maybe $ 50?

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<v Speaker 2>I think a hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. They have the stacks already stacked for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to make it easier. So I stacked

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<v Speaker 1>them on top of each other. And I had two

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<v Speaker 1>$ 50 chips.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And then the stacks of money.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I push it over to them. Oh, gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they got to separate it all.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think the total was?

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<v Speaker 2>If you had two $ 50 chips, a couple stacks, $ 320.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a perfectly even number.

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<v Speaker 2>That is exactly what I guessed, a perfectly even number.

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<v Speaker 1>But even rounded off to the hundred, it was 300.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the chances that I was betting numbers 36

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<v Speaker 1>to 1, 36 to 1, all these different single-digit numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>that I get back exactly $ 200? And it was in

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<v Speaker 1>the rush of it all, so I didn't question it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I said, you know what, Bazer? I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>when I stacked up those other little chips on top

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<v Speaker 1>of that, the lady thought they were maybe $ 100 piles.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she knows what... Here's the thing about these.

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<v Speaker 1>Make me feel better.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to make you feel better. Here's the

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<v Speaker 2>thing about dealers in Las Vegas... in Oklahoma, in Biloxi,

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<v Speaker 2>in Lake Charles, Louisiana, in Florida at the Seminole Hard

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<v Speaker 2>Rock Casino. I don't know where else. The Windstar. Everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>else there's a casino. Reno, Nevada. They know how to

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<v Speaker 2>count chips so freaking fast. They know exactly what $ 100

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<v Speaker 2>looks like. They go bop, bop, bop, bop. They put

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<v Speaker 2>them in stacks so fast that they count it so well.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's on camera. They're not trying to nickel and dime

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<v Speaker 2>you for your $ 5. I promise you, they are not

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<v Speaker 2>trying to rip you off. They know exactly what the

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<v Speaker 2>stacks are. She took those big stacks, put them into

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<v Speaker 2>smaller stacks, counted, all right, that's 20, that's 25, 50,

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<v Speaker 2>or she did 50, 100, 50. They know exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing. It's amazing how fast they can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, because I was thinking they might have trimmed

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<v Speaker 1>me by about $ 20, $ 25 just because I was just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do some housekeeping and put them on top

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<v Speaker 1>of the other, clean it up a little bit, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I thought maybe it was mistaken identity, $ 100 stacks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like at the craps table. They sit there and

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<v Speaker 2>they stack it across and they, $ 500. All right, $ 800,

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<v Speaker 2>and it looks good. I mean, they count it so fast,

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<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't matter. You just have to believe them. That's

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<v Speaker 2>how I do it. Because I'm like, if I have

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<v Speaker 2>a lot out there, I'm like, I guess that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. How am I supposed to know? I

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<v Speaker 2>can't count that fast.

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<v Speaker 1>And also, guys, with the roulette. You realize a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the people that are covering up a ton of numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>They're losing money every spin.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Every spin.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, guys. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was being smart about it, and I would do, like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's say five numbers. Sometimes I'd cover up two numbers. Folks,

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<v Speaker 1>I know how to always make money on a spin.

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<v Speaker 1>There were some fools that were throwing so many out there,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to look over and be like, Are we

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<v Speaker 1>doing math people? Because you could be losing money regardless

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<v Speaker 1>of what the ball rolls on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Cause if you put $ 50 worth of chips and

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<v Speaker 2>you hit one number that has $ 1 on it, you

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<v Speaker 2>lost money.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes you feel good. Cause you're getting this stack back,

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<v Speaker 2>but you've lost money. If you're just randomly throwing chips

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't know how, if you don't have a

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<v Speaker 2>calculation of, okay, I'm going to throw $ 18 on different numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Essentially, you want to keep it less than $ 36. Ding.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's 36 to one.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless you're putting multiple dollars on the same number. Like

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<v Speaker 2>if you're putting $ 3 on number three and then $ 1 here,

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<v Speaker 2>$ 1 there, $ 1 there, and it hits number three, you

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<v Speaker 2>can make money. But if you go over that, you're

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<v Speaker 2>an idiot. But I watch it all the time. I

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<v Speaker 2>sit there and I'm like, people are just kind of

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<v Speaker 2>flinging chips. They don't know what is out there and

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<v Speaker 2>what is not. And they get these stacks back. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I made money. And I'm like, did you really, though?

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<v Speaker 1>And here's a pro tip for you. You're going to

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<v Speaker 1>need this when you're at Aria or wherever you're going.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you're at Circa.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not going to be at Circa.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to cover for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, Ray. That's a good idea. I may stop by

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<v Speaker 2>the Circa. I do think we need to go to

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<v Speaker 2>Old Vegas at least at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Circa is banging.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, it's so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's people flying around. And even just going out

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<v Speaker 1>to the pool, you have to stay there for it

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<v Speaker 1>to be free. They may let you just look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like 50 bucks if you're not staying there. Dang.

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<v Speaker 1>Just to go in.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and there could be a line because it's NFL football.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to remind you, tell you of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Pro tip, when you're playing roulette, I was always reaching

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<v Speaker 1>over the table when I felt the need to to

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<v Speaker 1>cover the greens, the zero and the double zero.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't bet those.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I guess that there's a little line. where

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<v Speaker 1>you can just casually put it there so you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to reach across the entire table.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know about that.

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<v Speaker 1>This gambling addict lady next to me was so proud

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<v Speaker 1>when she told me about this little line you can

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<v Speaker 1>place it on. I was like, thank you. I now

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<v Speaker 1>assume you're gambling addicted.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you can also do? You can just

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<v Speaker 2>toss it out there. Can you give me the zero

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<v Speaker 2>and double zero?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was doing. And she acted like I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to save so much time by putting it

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<v Speaker 1>on a line right next to her.

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<v Speaker 2>That line over there feels weird. You've got to put

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<v Speaker 2>it out there where the main one is. I'm very

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<v Speaker 2>weird about where I want to put my money, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to put it on the side over here.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm betting green, I want the cameras to be

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<v Speaker 2>able to see I'm up there at the top. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know we probably have so many things to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about, and I hate to get sidetracked, but stories

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<v Speaker 1>always keep coming to you from Vegas. And with the roulette,

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<v Speaker 1>I also realized, now separating myself from the gambling nonstop,

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of hard to place your bets around the table.

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<v Speaker 3>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>When there's a lot of arms going, and there's stacks

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<v Speaker 2>on different numbers, and you're like.

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<v Speaker 2>And you've had a few cocktails that's the problem you've

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<v Speaker 2>had some cocktails and you're like what number is that

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<v Speaker 2>and you have to pick up everybody's chips to look

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<v Speaker 2>at what number it is like okay that's the number

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking for because even though it counts in

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<v Speaker 2>order like all you gotta do is count in order

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<v Speaker 2>Your head gets a little fuzzy when there's all these

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<v Speaker 2>hands and chips flying and they're about to spin that ball.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like, oh, where's number 12? Is that? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's 12. Sorry, I didn't mean to knock those over.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, guys. It's almost like by design, they want it

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<v Speaker 1>to be hard and awkward so you don't cover up

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<v Speaker 1>the zeros. So you don't cover up the lower numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>They want pure chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And so what I usually did the columns, I

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<v Speaker 1>think probably because I didn't want to bump into somebody

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<v Speaker 1>or reach over somebody's arms or drink. But if you're

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<v Speaker 1>actually covering up the numbers, which I was doing at

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<v Speaker 1>the horseshoe and it was fun. I was flying behind

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<v Speaker 1>the one lady. The one lady, I had to throw

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<v Speaker 1>her a chip to put on her little line. You're

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<v Speaker 1>reaching through another guy's drink. And then you got also

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<v Speaker 1>the dealer at the same time saying, no more bets.

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<v Speaker 2>No more bets.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally octopus all over the table trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>these bets.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, when you do the columns, do you every time

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<v Speaker 2>do the same two columns or do you switch at

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<v Speaker 2>every spin? No, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I look at the board, and it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like if it's ready, you know, because there's more blacks

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<v Speaker 1>and more reds in certain columns.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. I haven't paid attention

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<v Speaker 2>to that, because I've done columns maybe twice in my life,

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<v Speaker 2>so I didn't know if there was a strategy.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, the columns with betting roulette, let's just say it's 50%.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably 48% chance to win. With betting columns, you

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<v Speaker 1>do two columns to increase your odds to 66%, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're double betting to win 50%. the amount you would

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<v Speaker 1>have bet originally on the 50%. So you're betting you

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<v Speaker 1>could lose double, but you have a better chance to win.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct. You know what? I mean, I'm getting excited. The

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<v Speaker 2>more we talk about it, the more I'm excited about Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to it. But we should probably start

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<v Speaker 2>the show because people don't even know who we are.

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<v Speaker 2>People that are just tuning in, they're like, is this

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<v Speaker 2>the best gambling podcast we've ever– we don't just talk gambling, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a Vegas week. And when you have a

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<v Speaker 2>Vegas week, it's not very often you have a week

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<v Speaker 2>leading up to you going to Las Vegas, and it

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<v Speaker 2>feels so great, especially with you just coming back and

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<v Speaker 2>me feeling that energy for the last couple weeks and

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<v Speaker 2>wanting all of it. Feels good.

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<v Speaker 1>The times I went out for Papa Shot didn't count.

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<v Speaker 1>I was there to play basketball, to hoop, if you will. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't legitimately been out there with actual cash more

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<v Speaker 1>than $ 40 and In three years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, man, that is too long. We're going to do

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<v Speaker 2>it live. We are the one, two, three Solar Losers.

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<v Speaker 2>What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most

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<v Speaker 2>about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts. my

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<v Speaker 2>sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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<v Speaker 1>The convention is exactly 70 days away presented by Freeland Chevrolet.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be breaking bread with Richard and Lewis this week,

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<v Speaker 1>just to talk over some things, see maybe if they

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<v Speaker 1>can help us out, maybe some DD rides at 2 AM.

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<v Speaker 1>How can they help us out? I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>talking to those boys. You'll be in Vegas, but don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll handle it all. Let me get to my intro.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, y'all? It is Cizan. I'm from the north.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side

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<v Speaker 1>of Nashville with Baser, my wife. Then I drive into

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<v Speaker 1>the city every day for work. She's a stay at home.

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<v Speaker 1>worker not wife and anyways we have two acres we

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<v Speaker 1>have two kids at Vanderbilt Justin should be checking on

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<v Speaker 1>him me and Justin are friends again but he now

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<v Speaker 1>lives in Michigan he typically is on a lake it's

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<v Speaker 1>on a dinghy I believe if it ever does run

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a casino there gun lake casino coach over

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<v Speaker 1>to you man we got.

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<v Speaker 2>An email well cat cat nip and I didn't make

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<v Speaker 2>it for the fourth year in a row but you

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<v Speaker 2>have some guy making it every year in the fantasy

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<v Speaker 2>league that never pays I don't know if it's both

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<v Speaker 2>of us signing up under the same internet that makes

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<v Speaker 2>it cancel it out or what, but it's a sad

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<v Speaker 2>day in Central Texas. Sometimes I wish I wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>sober anymore so I could at least down the pain

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<v Speaker 2>with a drink. Also, the first 10 to 15 minutes

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<v Speaker 2>of Friday's pod was the funniest Ray has ever been.

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<v Speaker 2>The cappy can walk again, they may spit out my

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<v Speaker 2>non-alcoholic drink. I'm in 20 to 30 fantasy leagues a year,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was hoping this one would be one of

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<v Speaker 2>them because it's actually one I care about. But since

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<v Speaker 2>you did not read my last email, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you'll read this email. I guess it's like fantasy football.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at the draw if it's going to get red

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<v Speaker 2>these days. Have a great day, Mr. Cat. Dick.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's still on the wagon.

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<v Speaker 2>He's still doing great, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder what was his trouble? Was it the pills?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was the four locos.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see that Panettiere was fentanyl-laced?

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that, man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you never touch those things.

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<v Speaker 2>And so... Well, I mean, when you're addicted to them,

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<v Speaker 2>it's hard not to touch them. I get it. But

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<v Speaker 2>my question is, so they're going to go out to

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<v Speaker 2>her drug dealer, right? I mean, my... Maybe I'm crazy,

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<v Speaker 2>but when you're buying illegal drugs, aren't you kind of

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<v Speaker 2>taking that risk? Do they really think we should go

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<v Speaker 2>out to the drug dealer for that?

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<v Speaker 1>But in also... Is, guys, these are all questions that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Cadet can answer. He was, did he ever go

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<v Speaker 1>behind bars or he just?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no. He just four locoed.

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<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, are oxys as serious as cocaine? Because

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<v Speaker 1>oxys are actually prescribed.

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<v Speaker 2>I think oxys are worse.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I'm saying they're prescribed by doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, but I think they're worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. So is that drug dealer? Does he? Just get...

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<v Speaker 1>Does he... The prison sentence would be a lot harder

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<v Speaker 1>if it was a cocaine dealer over an Oxycontin dealer

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<v Speaker 1>that just didn't even know that they were randomly laced

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<v Speaker 1>with fentanyl?

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<v Speaker 2>Or did he?

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<v Speaker 1>But what I'm saying is they are... They can... They

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<v Speaker 1>are legal. One is legal.

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<v Speaker 2>One is illegal. But he got them illegally. Like, he

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<v Speaker 2>bought them from someone or got an illegal prescription written.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But rest in peace, Hayden Pantier. I

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<v Speaker 2>will never be able to watch... Remember the Titans? It's

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<v Speaker 2>just so weird now.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember when we saw her at the bar?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Tin roof?

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<v Speaker 2>Tin roof. I tried to dance with her.

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<v Speaker 1>You and me were there.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what's crazy. It was like a random Tuesday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Why were we out on a random Tuesday night? Don't

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<v Speaker 2>ask me.

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<v Speaker 1>Even more curious on that one. And literally, who were

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<v Speaker 1>we back then?

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<v Speaker 2>There was literally no one there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was empty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. And she was out on the dance floor. And

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<v Speaker 2>I would say.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple sheets to the wind, maybe three sheets to

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<v Speaker 2>the wind. I was like, this is my chance to

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<v Speaker 2>dance with Hayden Panettiere. She's on Nashville. This is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be hilarious. Great story. She'll think it's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll become friends. I don't know. And I walk out

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<v Speaker 2>there and I kind of grab her hand and try

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<v Speaker 2>to do a twirl. And she turns and walks right

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<v Speaker 2>off the dance floor. And that was my interaction with

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<v Speaker 2>Hayden Panettiere.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I knew it wasn't just in my mind. I

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<v Speaker 1>knew it actually did happen.

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<v Speaker 2>It did.

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<v Speaker 1>And I for sure took pictures and put it on

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<v Speaker 1>the X. I got to find them.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that was that one night. So we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to take a break. We're going to come back. And man,

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<v Speaker 2>NFL football, I don't understand. All of a sudden, the

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<v Speaker 2>Chiefs are Super Bowl champions again.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to get brother in here.

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<v Speaker 2>They get one running back. I mean, it's amazing when

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<v Speaker 2>you can run the ball, how good they are. I mean...

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<v Speaker 2>The Broncos' offensive line was supposed to be amazing. They

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't stop them. The Chiefs' defense was everywhere. Bo Nix

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<v Speaker 2>sucks again. He went back to Auburn, Bo Nix. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand the NFL, but that's not what we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to talk about. We'll talk about something else right

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<v Speaker 2>after this. So, I don't know. Maybe I'm being a

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<v Speaker 2>little sensitive here. But Baby Box, Baby Box 2, Baby

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<v Speaker 2>Box 3, they're in the soccer league, and I am

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<v Speaker 2>the head coach of Baby Box... His soccer team. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know what we're called. We're called the Wild

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy Bananas.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good coach. I don't know the team name.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the 3-1 name is way too much. It just

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<v Speaker 2>should be Silly Bananas or Crazy Bananas or Wild Apples

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever they want to be. But Wild, Silly, Crazy Bananas,

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<v Speaker 2>it gets confusing. Okay, just stick with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you come up with that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they did. Because here's what we did. We went around.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, all right, after the first practice, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>next week, I want all of you to come back

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<v Speaker 2>with a team name suggestion.

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<v Speaker 1>Can they write and read and everything? Yeah, they're eight, man. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're like, all right. So the next practice, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, all right, what's your team name?

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<v Speaker 1>What's you?

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<v Speaker 2>What's you? And we went around the whole circle.

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<v Speaker 1>Any of the kids go something off color?

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<v Speaker 2>No. No. They did not. I do remember that one

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<v Speaker 2>time when I was a kid... The UHO Red Devils,

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<v Speaker 2>they were a team we were supposed to play. They

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<v Speaker 2>were on our schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't allow it.

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<v Speaker 2>And people freaked out and made them just turn it

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<v Speaker 2>to UHO Red because they were scared of the Devils.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I'm not joking. That's an honest to

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<v Speaker 2>God true story. How stupid people are. No, we're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to play them because they have Devils in their name.

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<v Speaker 1>Mountain Pine Red Devils.

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<v Speaker 2>Really? Yeah. I didn't realize that. Anyway. So they all

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<v Speaker 2>go around the circle, and they come up with a name.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we're like, all right, let's vote on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Does anybody want this one? And only one person votes.

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<v Speaker 2>And so then we got it down to three. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me guess the most popular.

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<v Speaker 1>Enter Miami. No. Did somebody choose it, though?

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<v Speaker 3>Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>Not one kid picked Messi's team?

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<v Speaker 2>Not one team.

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<v Speaker 1>What the?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know. They're smart kids. They don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>jump on the Messi bandwagon. I don't know what it

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<v Speaker 2>came down to. So there was two different names that

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<v Speaker 2>we got down to, right? So we do another re-vote.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a practice?

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<v Speaker 2>This is at the end of practice. And we tie

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<v Speaker 2>four to four. And I'm like, well, how are we?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all right, let's try it again. Guys, who

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<v Speaker 2>wants this one? Who wants this one? Four people for one,

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<v Speaker 2>four people for the other. And then some kid goes,

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<v Speaker 2>what if we just combine them? And that's how we

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<v Speaker 2>got the long name. Hmm. Because it was a deadlock.

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<v Speaker 2>We were going to have to go to the, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, the Supreme Court justice or the head of

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<v Speaker 2>household was going to have the deciding vote. And that

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<v Speaker 2>was going to piss off half the house. And I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to do it. I didn't want to pick

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<v Speaker 2>one kid's name over the other kid's name. So they're

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<v Speaker 2>the wild, crazy, silly, upside down bananas. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting big brother reference and also electoral college reference.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. So then I look at the schedule for

0:20:57.020 --> 0:21:02.119
<v Speaker 2>this coming Saturday. And the wild, crazy upside down bananas

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<v Speaker 2>have a game at 1230. And then I look right

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<v Speaker 2>below it and they have a second game at 1230.

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<v Speaker 2>Two different fields at the same time. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's weird. How can, are we supposed to put half

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<v Speaker 2>our team on one field and half our team on

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<v Speaker 2>the other and switch when we're subbing?

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<v Speaker 1>Inner squad.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't seem like it's going to work. So I

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<v Speaker 2>get online and I, send the league an email and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, Hey man, just a heads up the wild, crazy,

0:21:31.910 --> 0:21:35.130
<v Speaker 2>silly upside down bananas. I see we have a game

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<v Speaker 2>at 1230 on Saturday, but we also have a second

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<v Speaker 2>game scheduled for 1230 on Saturday. And I was just

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<v Speaker 2>wondering if this is a scheduling error or, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just, maybe I'm missing something. And he replies, he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>as per the email at the beginning of the season,

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<v Speaker 2>it said, Every team will have a doubleheader at some

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<v Speaker 2>point this season due to uneven amount of teams. So

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend would be your doubleheader.

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<v Speaker 1>Got you with the facts.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>As per.

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<v Speaker 2>As per. And he copied, like he did like a

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<v Speaker 2>little screenshot of that email.

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<v Speaker 1>He got you with the screenshot.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, okay, no need to be a dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, man, as per your screenshot.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks. No need to be a dick, right? No need.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>For sure being a dick. But my belief is if

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<v Speaker 2>you have a double header, you would schedule one at

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<v Speaker 2>1230 and the one at another time. You wouldn't put

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<v Speaker 2>them both at 1230. Sorry, I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, why don't you say, as per watching Major League Baseball,

0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:46.540
<v Speaker 1>usually they have them at staggered.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm glad you said that, because then I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to be pissy with me, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>be pissy with you.

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<v Speaker 1>As per.

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<v Speaker 2>So I replied. You've got to use the same words

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<v Speaker 2>he used, as per. I replied, and I said- As per.

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<v Speaker 2>As per the schedule. It says both our games are

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<v Speaker 2>at 1230, so- I guess maybe I'm the only one

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<v Speaker 2>that was confused. That's on me. But just to let

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<v Speaker 2>you know, usually they would put 1230 and then 2

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock or 1230 and 130. But when you put 1230

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<v Speaker 2>and 1230, it causes a little bit of confusion. But

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm all clear. Thanks, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he respond?

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<v Speaker 2>No, nothing after that. But I'm like, who puts 1230

0:23:28.350 --> 0:23:30.770
<v Speaker 2>and 1230? Really confuses everybody.

0:23:30.970 --> 0:23:33.300
<v Speaker 1>Somebody that doesn't know ball. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone that has never watched a sport that has a

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<v Speaker 2>double header. Because all the parents are hitting me up like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>how do we have two games at 1230? Hey, do

0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:43.460
<v Speaker 2>you realize we have two games at 1230? Hey, did

0:23:43.500 --> 0:23:47.150
<v Speaker 2>you see both games are scheduled at 1230? I'm like, yeah, man,

0:23:47.190 --> 0:23:48.910
<v Speaker 2>I emailed the league waiting for a response.

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<v Speaker 1>How are the parents all this into a time of

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<v Speaker 1>a game on a random early day of the week?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, are they planning out their mimosas schedule? Who

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<v Speaker 1>looks at a time on a Monday?

0:24:03.850 --> 0:24:07.850
<v Speaker 2>A lot of people. You know why? Because you have

0:24:07.910 --> 0:24:10.929
<v Speaker 2>multiple kids, so you have to realize what time you

0:24:10.970 --> 0:24:13.270
<v Speaker 2>have to be where with what kid activity, so you

0:24:13.290 --> 0:24:16.399
<v Speaker 2>have to kind of look at your weekend like boom, boom, boom, boom.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, get this bottle of champagne the night before, put

0:24:19.420 --> 0:24:22.840
<v Speaker 1>it in the Ozarka, and then, yup, I'll polish that

0:24:22.940 --> 0:24:23.300
<v Speaker 1>one off.

0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:26.139
<v Speaker 2>And then bring the Yeti, and if they have a doubleheader,

0:24:26.180 --> 0:24:28.180
<v Speaker 2>we should be able to finish the whole bottle during

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<v Speaker 2>the doubleheader.

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<v Speaker 1>I did talk to a parent. We'll go unnamed.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>And they, uh, I don't know. Go ahead. They go to, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>they go to cheerleading. Okay. And you know, cheerleading isn't

0:24:44.520 --> 0:24:48.359
<v Speaker 1>just wham, bam. Thank you. It's not minute by minute action.

0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:53.870
<v Speaker 1>There is a lot of downtime wrestling meets a lot

0:24:54.130 --> 0:25:00.290
<v Speaker 1>of downtime track swim meets lot of downtime track. Lot

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<v Speaker 1>of downtime. So I said, dear parent, this is in person.

0:25:04.970 --> 0:25:07.730
<v Speaker 1>I'm just covering for the parent. They don't need to

0:25:07.750 --> 0:25:10.109
<v Speaker 1>be covered for. Just let me tell the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Go.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, so these cheerleading meets have to be all day, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, God. I mean, miserable.

0:25:17.630 --> 0:25:20.590
<v Speaker 1>And they go, yeah, yeah, they're all day. And I go,

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<v Speaker 1>so your entire Saturday is at this travel cheerleading meet?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:31.100
<v Speaker 1>And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh, my. So, like,

0:25:31.980 --> 0:25:35.140
<v Speaker 1>how do you sneak? I mean, you've got to. I mean,

0:25:35.400 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Saturday is your day to unwind. So you don't have

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:42.460
<v Speaker 1>a drink till 7 p.m. when the cheerleading ends.

0:25:42.510 --> 0:25:43.270
<v Speaker 2>That sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>This parent was like, honey, us parents are bringing in

0:25:48.650 --> 0:25:52.330
<v Speaker 1>mimosas like crazy to those things. One parent's got the

0:25:52.350 --> 0:25:55.359
<v Speaker 1>bottle of champagne. The rest of us got the Ozarkas.

0:25:58.670 --> 0:26:02.840
<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay. That gives me faith in society

0:26:02.859 --> 0:26:06.660
<v Speaker 1>because there's no way there's enough small talk sober to

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:09.350
<v Speaker 1>last an entire Saturday. I would be ready to jump

0:26:09.420 --> 0:26:11.430
<v Speaker 1>off the top 12th bleacher.

0:26:11.850 --> 0:26:15.070
<v Speaker 2>Also, at those cheerleading things, do they perform more than once?

0:26:16.260 --> 0:26:18.359
<v Speaker 2>What if your time is not until 3 o'clock? Do

0:26:18.400 --> 0:26:19.850
<v Speaker 2>you just show up at 3 o'clock, or do you

0:26:19.869 --> 0:26:21.790
<v Speaker 2>have to be there all day? Or is it like, okay,

0:26:22.150 --> 0:26:24.290
<v Speaker 2>we perform once in the morning, once in the afternoon,

0:26:24.310 --> 0:26:26.630
<v Speaker 2>and then if we advance, we go. How does that work?

0:26:26.730 --> 0:26:27.690
<v Speaker 2>Is it like a bracket?

0:26:27.990 --> 0:26:28.830
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pretty much.

0:26:28.869 --> 0:26:30.070
<v Speaker 2>Like you're going one-on-one?

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<v Speaker 1>The way it's been explained to me, yeah, the better

0:26:32.990 --> 0:26:34.810
<v Speaker 1>teams are going to last longer, and they're going to

0:26:34.830 --> 0:26:37.250
<v Speaker 1>have a longer day, and this girl is on a

0:26:37.270 --> 0:26:41.770
<v Speaker 1>better team. But there's dozens of teams that are just there.

0:26:41.810 --> 0:26:46.250
<v Speaker 1>It's just a huge wrestling meet of girls. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, so it's just no metal detector?

0:26:52.910 --> 0:26:54.659
<v Speaker 1>You just walk in with booze?

0:26:54.700 --> 0:26:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know a metal detector does not signify booze.

0:26:58.140 --> 0:26:59.619
<v Speaker 1>I mean like a cop patting them down.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, all they do is pour it in their cup, man.

0:27:02.000 --> 0:27:03.139
<v Speaker 2>They can go out to the parking lot, pour it

0:27:03.160 --> 0:27:04.460
<v Speaker 2>in their cup, and come back in. They, oh, it's

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:11.000
<v Speaker 2>my coffee. But they did say in Kentucky, oh, they're strict.

0:27:11.859 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:13.820
<v Speaker 1>So they actually checked for that.

0:27:14.619 --> 0:27:25.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh. And she said, it was a long Saturday. But

0:27:25.540 --> 0:27:27.879
<v Speaker 3>I had to ask. I mean, good gosh, parents.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you guys are all amazing Americans, but who

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:33.200
<v Speaker 1>the hell on their day off is sitting in a

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:38.900
<v Speaker 1>gymnasium for 12 hours sober? So help me God. There's

0:27:38.940 --> 0:27:40.120
<v Speaker 1>no way that's happening.

0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:44.010
<v Speaker 2>This isn't 1980. No, 1980. They're probably drinking more.

0:27:46.850 --> 0:27:50.110
<v Speaker 1>And I used to never know this, but no wonder

0:27:50.810 --> 0:27:54.890
<v Speaker 1>Little League Baseball, all the parents park their vehicles around

0:27:54.930 --> 0:27:58.420
<v Speaker 1>the diamond, never really come to the bleachers behind home

0:27:58.460 --> 0:28:02.379
<v Speaker 1>plate because they're all out drinking in their cars. And

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:05.500
<v Speaker 1>it's easier to conceal out there than if you're just

0:28:05.540 --> 0:28:08.470
<v Speaker 1>sitting right next to the umpire. Hey, ump, how's it going?

0:28:08.510 --> 0:28:11.030
<v Speaker 1>Got my 40. You can do your 40 in the

0:28:11.090 --> 0:28:12.590
<v Speaker 1>right field and sober up by the 7th.

0:28:13.730 --> 0:28:16.530
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was a couple dads. I know one of

0:28:16.550 --> 0:28:18.010
<v Speaker 2>them was a coach. They used to sit in the

0:28:18.050 --> 0:28:19.550
<v Speaker 2>back of the pickup truck right there in the parking

0:28:19.570 --> 0:28:21.030
<v Speaker 2>lot and just pound their beers, man.

0:28:22.040 --> 0:28:22.920
<v Speaker 1>You actually saw them?

0:28:23.420 --> 0:28:25.899
<v Speaker 2>Well, my parents told me about it later. I didn't

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:27.419
<v Speaker 2>realize that's what they were doing. I thought they were

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:28.940
<v Speaker 2>just sitting in the truck talking in the back of

0:28:28.980 --> 0:28:33.080
<v Speaker 2>the truck, hanging out. Oh, no. They would drink.

0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:36.730
<v Speaker 1>Oh, same. I think back to Little League.

0:28:36.770 --> 0:28:38.110
<v Speaker 2>And I think one of them hit a kid with

0:28:38.150 --> 0:28:41.260
<v Speaker 2>his truck. I may have made that up.

0:28:41.710 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 1>I think it was... Sam Durang? I can't remember his

0:28:45.280 --> 0:28:47.580
<v Speaker 1>last name, but his parents would sit in this paddy

0:28:47.620 --> 0:28:51.260
<v Speaker 1>wagon van in right field. And I always thought as

0:28:51.300 --> 0:28:55.440
<v Speaker 1>a kid, that looks so uncomfortable and hot. Why wouldn't

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:58.850
<v Speaker 1>they just go behind home plate in the bleachers with

0:28:58.870 --> 0:29:02.270
<v Speaker 1>all the other parents and cheer for us? Well, because

0:29:02.310 --> 0:29:05.270
<v Speaker 1>in their van they had their booze. But they never

0:29:05.350 --> 0:29:07.990
<v Speaker 1>left their van. In the years that I played with

0:29:08.010 --> 0:29:10.510
<v Speaker 1>this kid, I never saw his parents leave their van.

0:29:11.090 --> 0:29:14.510
<v Speaker 1>So either they were extremely lazy or they were polishing

0:29:14.550 --> 0:29:16.470
<v Speaker 1>off some booze while watching Little League Baseball.

0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 2>Probably the booze. Yeah. Probably the booze. And they didn't

0:29:22.620 --> 0:29:24.080
<v Speaker 2>want the other parents to smell it on them.

0:29:24.920 --> 0:29:27.580
<v Speaker 1>And you sit in your vehicle spread out six feet apart.

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:31.370
<v Speaker 2>Exactly. Don't spread diseases between each other because you're six

0:29:31.380 --> 0:29:34.410
<v Speaker 2>feet apart. So you're good. Got a mask on. Oh, wait.

0:29:34.430 --> 0:29:37.030
<v Speaker 2>That was pre that. When we come back, we're going

0:29:37.050 --> 0:29:38.910
<v Speaker 2>to read emails. We haven't read emails in a long time.

0:29:38.930 --> 0:29:40.380
<v Speaker 2>So some of these may be old. They may not

0:29:40.420 --> 0:29:42.540
<v Speaker 2>make sense, but we're just going to go through some emails.

0:29:43.020 --> 0:29:45.020
<v Speaker 2>Maybe our best show ever. We'll take a break. We'll

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:45.480
<v Speaker 2>be right back.

0:29:48.420 --> 0:29:50.620
<v Speaker 1>Ray, I'm going to do some housekeeping and go through

0:29:50.660 --> 0:29:52.060
<v Speaker 1>our unsent box.

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 2>Here we go. Coaches.

0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:54.620
<v Speaker 1>Read the spam ones.

0:29:55.100 --> 0:29:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I will. Coaches, huge fan of the show. I'm Marco

0:29:58.700 --> 0:30:01.330
<v Speaker 2>from the Bronx's older brother, and I'm heading down to

0:30:01.370 --> 0:30:05.630
<v Speaker 2>Nashville for week one to see the Jets-Titans game. Well,

0:30:05.650 --> 0:30:07.850
<v Speaker 2>why would you come to that game? Obviously, you're a

0:30:07.910 --> 0:30:11.330
<v Speaker 2>Jets fan, but good God. I'm going to pull up.

0:30:11.830 --> 0:30:14.110
<v Speaker 2>Hoping to meet you guys at the Jack Daniels tent

0:30:14.150 --> 0:30:18.040
<v Speaker 2>at Nissan Stadium on Sunday. Low blow. Still too soon.

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:21.730
<v Speaker 2>I need a lock for the Jets-Titans game, Ray. I'm

0:30:21.750 --> 0:30:25.270
<v Speaker 2>prepared to pull all my Broadway money on it. If

0:30:25.330 --> 0:30:27.890
<v Speaker 2>it loses, I'll be spending the night with the unhoused.

0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:31.340
<v Speaker 2>Great show as always. Hopefully I'll see you guys Sunday.

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:33.340
<v Speaker 2>Gavin from the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure, Jets win 23-10.

0:30:36.950 --> 0:30:39.290
<v Speaker 2>That's what I would bet. I'd bet Jets to not

0:30:39.330 --> 0:30:42.469
<v Speaker 2>only money line, I'd put a minus 10 if you're

0:30:42.490 --> 0:30:44.770
<v Speaker 2>going to bet. Like, make some money.

0:30:45.150 --> 0:30:47.570
<v Speaker 1>Thank God I didn't do it. I don't do predictions anymore,

0:30:47.610 --> 0:30:49.110
<v Speaker 1>but I was going to put it on my Instagram.

0:30:49.250 --> 0:30:51.469
<v Speaker 1>I was so proud of the Titans. Just what I've

0:30:51.650 --> 0:30:54.750
<v Speaker 1>seen in the offseason. Got now Carnell Tate. I was

0:30:54.790 --> 0:30:57.150
<v Speaker 1>going to tweet out. I was going to Instagram out

0:30:57.260 --> 0:31:01.340
<v Speaker 1>all the things. Titans win by three touchdowns. Carnell Tate,

0:31:01.380 --> 0:31:02.160
<v Speaker 1>three touchdowns.

0:31:02.890 --> 0:31:04.990
<v Speaker 2>He might have three touchdowns on the year. The Titans

0:31:05.130 --> 0:31:08.740
<v Speaker 2>might score three touchdowns this season. They are so freaking bad.

0:31:08.860 --> 0:31:11.020
<v Speaker 1>I think he had three catches for three yards.

0:31:11.280 --> 0:31:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:14.660
<v Speaker 1>That score didn't do it justice. It was honestly like

0:31:14.660 --> 0:31:15.070
<v Speaker 1>50 to 10 Jets.

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I have a question.

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:20.260
<v Speaker 1>It's the same offense they've ran for four years. You

0:31:20.300 --> 0:31:22.780
<v Speaker 1>go five yards. It was one play where Cam Ward

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:23.980
<v Speaker 1>threw it up to himself.

0:31:24.320 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, dude.

0:31:24.780 --> 0:31:25.440
<v Speaker 1>And grabbed it.

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:26.600
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, dude.

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:28.780
<v Speaker 1>And then ran into the offensive line.

0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:30.640
<v Speaker 2>It was so damn funny.

0:31:30.660 --> 0:31:31.440
<v Speaker 1>What are we doing?

0:31:31.500 --> 0:31:35.880
<v Speaker 2>He fakes the handoff. Then the reverse is coming around

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.710
<v Speaker 2>and he tosses it in the air. And I think

0:31:38.750 --> 0:31:40.670
<v Speaker 2>he tossed it in the air to make them think

0:31:40.690 --> 0:31:43.210
<v Speaker 2>that he was tossing it to the guy doing the reverse.

0:31:43.710 --> 0:31:47.670
<v Speaker 2>Then he grabs it himself, turns, and runs straight into

0:31:47.710 --> 0:31:50.730
<v Speaker 2>the line. And, I mean, I rewound that play twice

0:31:51.020 --> 0:31:52.960
<v Speaker 2>because my kids thought it was so funny. Like, Dad,

0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:55.020
<v Speaker 2>he threw it to himself. He threw it to himself.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:58.660
<v Speaker 1>And I turned the channel. I got the Eagles high-flying

0:31:58.700 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Jalen Hurst is throwing it all over the yard. Why

0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:02.940
<v Speaker 1>don't we run that offense? It's fun.

0:32:04.600 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:32:05.100 --> 0:32:06.880
<v Speaker 1>We run like, I don't even know who the running

0:32:06.900 --> 0:32:10.290
<v Speaker 1>backs are. Pollard and Tajay Spears and Nicholas Singleton, but

0:32:10.310 --> 0:32:11.620
<v Speaker 1>he didn't play. I don't even know if we have

0:32:11.640 --> 0:32:12.930
<v Speaker 1>Tajay Spears. I don't even know.

0:32:12.950 --> 0:32:13.450
<v Speaker 2>I think you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I just run like three yards of play. We

0:32:16.810 --> 0:32:18.530
<v Speaker 1>traded Derrick Henry. We traded away A.J.

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<v Speaker 2>Brown.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, the team's gotten boring.

0:32:20.970 --> 0:32:23.890
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm going to tell you what. Since you traded A.J.

0:32:23.930 --> 0:32:26.450
<v Speaker 2>Brown and Derrick Henry, oh, my God. Can you get

0:32:26.490 --> 0:32:29.950
<v Speaker 2>Tannehill back? I mean, something. Oh, my God. It was

0:32:30.010 --> 0:32:31.590
<v Speaker 2>so bad. It was so bad.

0:32:32.940 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe they even scored a touchdown. I honestly,

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:37.660
<v Speaker 1>the score should have been 40 to three. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like the jets.

0:32:38.400 --> 0:32:39.900
<v Speaker 2>I don't think the jets are very good either.

0:32:40.260 --> 0:32:42.780
<v Speaker 1>Well, the jets just kind of took the foot off

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<v Speaker 1>the pedal.

0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:43.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:32:43.460 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 2>They were just kind of like, all right, get out

0:32:44.660 --> 0:32:44.880
<v Speaker 2>of here.

0:32:44.960 --> 0:32:46.700
<v Speaker 1>Get out of Dodge, but they could do whatever they

0:32:46.740 --> 0:32:48.870
<v Speaker 1>wanted against us. Seven yards. Every play.

0:32:49.090 --> 0:32:51.530
<v Speaker 2>Did you see the lions play? I know we're a

0:32:51.550 --> 0:32:53.120
<v Speaker 2>few days late on this, but did you see it?

0:32:53.750 --> 0:32:55.450
<v Speaker 2>I saw Gibbs touchdown.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really. I mean, I was rooting late in

0:32:57.580 --> 0:33:00.060
<v Speaker 1>the game tied. I was rooting for, was it overtime?

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Cause I'm on, I needed some more catches. You got

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 1>a touchdown late. Yeah. What? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I saw later online. I didn't see it, but

0:33:08.180 --> 0:33:13.170
<v Speaker 2>Jared golf goes back to pass. He gets hit. Fumbles.

0:33:14.510 --> 0:33:20.690
<v Speaker 2>Saints scoop it up. Score touchdown. Saints. And they go

0:33:20.710 --> 0:33:26.450
<v Speaker 2>to the monitor to review it. Actually, the ruling on

0:33:26.470 --> 0:33:32.230
<v Speaker 2>the field is overturned. It is an incomplete pass because

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<v Speaker 2>on video, you can see that Jared Goff intended to

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<v Speaker 2>throw the ball forward.

0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:41.960
<v Speaker 1>That's what the ref said on the loud thing.

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Literally, that was the ruling is he intended to throw

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:47.560
<v Speaker 2>it forward. So therefore, it is not a fumble. It

0:33:47.620 --> 0:33:50.990
<v Speaker 2>is not a touchdown. It's just an incomplete pass. What

0:33:51.450 --> 0:33:52.930
<v Speaker 2>the hell does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks. It led to an Amon touchdown and an overtime,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Please explain to me. if I intend to throw it forward,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't throw it forward, then how the hell

0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 2>is it? Not a fumble, dude.

0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:09.319
<v Speaker 1>Why do you have first character injury in energy? We

0:34:09.380 --> 0:34:13.350
<v Speaker 1>are learning the clock. We see isn't the actual clock,

0:34:13.390 --> 0:34:17.390
<v Speaker 1>the ref C and the intent of the quarterback's eyes.

0:34:17.910 --> 0:34:19.170
<v Speaker 1>Isn't the actual intent.

0:34:19.250 --> 0:34:23.430
<v Speaker 2>We see the funniest response was Ryan Fitzpatrick. The old

0:34:23.469 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 2>quarterback gets on Twitter and he retweets, he quote retweets

0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 2>that video and says, Hey, NFL, my 69 career interceptions.

0:34:33.340 --> 0:34:36.940
<v Speaker 2>I intended to throw them to my teammates. Let me

0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:40.380
<v Speaker 2>know how we get this stack corrected. I laughed out loud.

0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:44.270
<v Speaker 2>Like what are, how stupid can we be? We're just

0:34:44.450 --> 0:34:47.969
<v Speaker 2>making crap up. There is no such thing as I

0:34:48.050 --> 0:34:50.489
<v Speaker 2>intended to throw the ball forward. So it can't be

0:34:50.530 --> 0:34:50.970
<v Speaker 2>a fumble.

0:34:51.890 --> 0:34:53.810
<v Speaker 1>That's wild. Didn't see that one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. I hope you're doing well. I'm interested in enrolling

0:34:58.030 --> 0:35:00.540
<v Speaker 2>my children in private soccer training and would like to

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<v Speaker 2>inquire whether you currently offer private lessons or coaching sessions.

0:35:05.060 --> 0:35:10.060
<v Speaker 2>I would appreciate any information you can provide regarding availability, scheduling, season,

0:35:10.420 --> 0:35:13.740
<v Speaker 2>session duration, and fees. Thank you for your time and assistance.

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<v Speaker 2>I look forward to hearing from you. Best regards, Shay's Tablet.

0:35:18.489 --> 0:35:20.490
<v Speaker 1>They're going to you for private lessons?

0:35:20.930 --> 0:35:23.450
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know what the hell they're talking about. Like,

0:35:23.510 --> 0:35:24.130
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing?

0:35:24.930 --> 0:35:25.810
<v Speaker 1>Do we get spammed?

0:35:26.270 --> 0:35:28.330
<v Speaker 2>I think that's spam. I think they saw that we

0:35:28.350 --> 0:35:31.410
<v Speaker 2>talked about soccer somewhere. We must have popped up, and

0:35:31.489 --> 0:35:32.860
<v Speaker 2>they think we can coach soccer.

0:35:32.950 --> 0:35:35.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, of anything, what could you give private

0:35:35.300 --> 0:35:37.319
<v Speaker 1>lessons on that you think you're actually good enough at?

0:35:40.820 --> 0:35:41.140
<v Speaker 2>Nothing.

0:35:41.680 --> 0:35:43.739
<v Speaker 1>I could give private lessons on the radio board.

0:35:43.760 --> 0:35:44.819
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could.

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 1>But, I mean, it would take me a year to

0:35:47.100 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 1>train somebody. It wouldn't be a one-day thing with little Timmy.

0:35:51.280 --> 0:35:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know what I could train. I literally

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:56.080
<v Speaker 2>don't know what I could train people. Playing blackjack. I

0:35:56.140 --> 0:35:57.140
<v Speaker 2>know the rules of blackjack.

0:35:57.650 --> 0:35:59.629
<v Speaker 1>And also, I mean, you have played soccer your whole life,

0:35:59.650 --> 0:36:02.370
<v Speaker 1>but I would say blackjack would be your private training.

0:36:02.510 --> 0:36:06.150
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but I wasn't ever that good at soccer. I'm fine,

0:36:06.210 --> 0:36:09.239
<v Speaker 2>but I'm not good where I know the technicalities and

0:36:09.620 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I know how to get open. Here's where I struggle.

0:36:12.620 --> 0:36:16.950
<v Speaker 2>Because I understand what I'm supposed to do. But when

0:36:16.989 --> 0:36:18.890
<v Speaker 2>I'm at practice and I'm trying to teach these kids

0:36:18.930 --> 0:36:22.350
<v Speaker 2>to spread out, good God. Maybe I don't know. Maybe

0:36:22.370 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a good communicator. Maybe I'm not explaining it well. But, man,

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:26.980
<v Speaker 2>they don't spread out.

0:36:27.719 --> 0:36:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, and also there's a thing to be said about

0:36:30.180 --> 0:36:35.300
<v Speaker 1>actually knowing the terms. And, like, Blackjack, you could actually

0:36:35.660 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 1>teach with the terms and stuff?

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:37.380
<v Speaker 2>Correct.

0:36:37.900 --> 0:36:40.879
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I played craps on my phone for five years.

0:36:41.790 --> 0:36:43.669
<v Speaker 1>I still don't even know the names of all... What's

0:36:43.690 --> 0:36:45.980
<v Speaker 1>the come line, the craps line? I just know what

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:48.360
<v Speaker 1>you bet on if you're rooting for... I mean, oh,

0:36:48.660 --> 0:36:51.160
<v Speaker 1>horn high. Give me a horn high. There's so many

0:36:51.260 --> 0:36:53.500
<v Speaker 1>bets I have no idea. Yep, 20 for the Tim,

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:56.259
<v Speaker 1>tip for the dealer, five for him, five for you,

0:36:56.380 --> 0:36:56.819
<v Speaker 1>five for me.

0:36:56.900 --> 0:37:01.110
<v Speaker 2>What? What was that bet? Yeah, I don't know. Coaches,

0:37:01.690 --> 0:37:04.489
<v Speaker 2>please make a pod with all the golf stories. I'm

0:37:04.550 --> 0:37:07.210
<v Speaker 2>sure that would be a three-part series. They are so

0:37:07.290 --> 0:37:10.589
<v Speaker 2>entertaining and always worth a listen. My husband would love

0:37:10.610 --> 0:37:13.859
<v Speaker 2>to hear... My husband would love to hear your experiences.

0:37:14.450 --> 0:37:16.730
<v Speaker 2>A theme idea might be better than trying to select

0:37:16.770 --> 0:37:20.690
<v Speaker 2>entire pods. Yes, I still have my AOL account. It

0:37:20.730 --> 0:37:24.010
<v Speaker 2>ain't broke. I'm not going to fix it. Sam Emerson.

0:37:24.930 --> 0:37:28.779
<v Speaker 2>And she emailed from AOL.com. So I guess she loves

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:31.100
<v Speaker 2>our golf stories.

0:37:31.300 --> 0:37:34.180
<v Speaker 1>I would say there's more golf stuff when we go together.

0:37:34.980 --> 0:37:39.110
<v Speaker 1>Buy yourself not drinking alcohol. Me, 18 holes, not a

0:37:39.150 --> 0:37:40.930
<v Speaker 1>lot to deal with because I always try to just

0:37:41.010 --> 0:37:42.930
<v Speaker 1>focus and lock in. I'm not really talking to the

0:37:42.969 --> 0:37:46.070
<v Speaker 1>people too much. You do more interacting when you're paired

0:37:46.110 --> 0:37:46.680
<v Speaker 1>up with somebody.

0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, I do do interacting and it's not, sometimes it's

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:51.860
<v Speaker 2>not on purpose, but it's just like, I don't want

0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:55.200
<v Speaker 2>it to be overly awkward. And it gets very awkward

0:37:55.219 --> 0:37:57.180
<v Speaker 2>when they put you in a cart with a random person.

0:37:57.300 --> 0:38:00.489
<v Speaker 2>That's when it's just like, are we serious? I'm going

0:38:00.510 --> 0:38:03.250
<v Speaker 2>to ride in a cart with this complete stranger and

0:38:03.270 --> 0:38:06.110
<v Speaker 2>we're going to rub knee sweat for the next four hours.

0:38:06.840 --> 0:38:08.760
<v Speaker 2>That is when I'm just like, what are we doing?

0:38:09.060 --> 0:38:12.719
<v Speaker 1>I told you, Boomer had never got paired with a

0:38:12.780 --> 0:38:15.580
<v Speaker 1>random guy before. I take Boomer golfing. Okay, so maybe

0:38:15.620 --> 0:38:19.080
<v Speaker 1>I have golfed within eight months. Boomer was here for

0:38:19.100 --> 0:38:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Fourth of July. So I golfed two months ago, I guess.

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:26.050
<v Speaker 1>I've been telling you guys eight months. But Boomer, they

0:38:26.090 --> 0:38:28.690
<v Speaker 1>paired us with a random. And he comes up to

0:38:28.730 --> 0:38:30.569
<v Speaker 1>the first hole. He's ready to tee off with his all.

0:38:30.630 --> 0:38:33.930
<v Speaker 1>And Boomer goes, what's bro doing? I was like, oh,

0:38:33.950 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 1>I forgot to tell you. Sometimes at a golf course

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:39.300
<v Speaker 1>to make it more time efficient, they'll give you a

0:38:39.410 --> 0:38:43.410
<v Speaker 1>random person that's now your friend. Hey, why is bro

0:38:43.469 --> 0:38:47.069
<v Speaker 1>following us to the second hole? Yeah, that's our new

0:38:47.110 --> 0:38:51.960
<v Speaker 1>buddy for the next 18 holes. that we've never met before. Hey, Mark,

0:38:52.260 --> 0:38:54.980
<v Speaker 1>how's it going up day off us too. Yep. God,

0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:56.700
<v Speaker 1>we got the small talk out of the way. How

0:38:56.980 --> 0:38:59.320
<v Speaker 1>are you doing? No, you're still kicking it with the

0:38:59.380 --> 0:39:01.420
<v Speaker 1>old lady. Okay.

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:39:01.880 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Have a good one, Mark. Oh, you're a school teacher.

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:06.250
<v Speaker 1>Got summer's off. Great. Never heard that one before, man.

0:39:08.110 --> 0:39:11.140
<v Speaker 1>Or firefighters, because my family's firefighters.

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

0:39:11.739 --> 0:39:13.799
<v Speaker 1>And what does my butt always say? I'm always like, here,

0:39:13.900 --> 0:39:15.540
<v Speaker 1>let me get your number, man. If you ever need

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:18.420
<v Speaker 1>a job, my father-in-law used to be chief.

0:39:18.580 --> 0:39:19.379
<v Speaker 2>Oh, there we go.

0:39:19.660 --> 0:39:21.580
<v Speaker 1>Dude, every time, I got to stop saying that. If

0:39:21.620 --> 0:39:23.450
<v Speaker 1>I give my father-in-law one more number, he's going to

0:39:23.530 --> 0:39:25.890
<v Speaker 1>punch me in the face. Hey, man, real good guy

0:39:25.930 --> 0:39:27.680
<v Speaker 1>on the golf course. Think we you guys should hire

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 1>him on the force.

0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:32.260
<v Speaker 2>That's like my uncle dude my uncle was the fire

0:39:32.300 --> 0:39:37.069
<v Speaker 2>chief in hazel crest illinois For so many years. And

0:39:37.090 --> 0:39:40.610
<v Speaker 2>he got so much time in, he retired. So he

0:39:40.650 --> 0:39:43.969
<v Speaker 2>gets retirement from them. Then he moved to Arizona and

0:39:44.010 --> 0:39:47.009
<v Speaker 2>became the fire chief there of their city. So he's

0:39:47.050 --> 0:39:50.700
<v Speaker 2>getting paid by two different fire departments. And after 56 years,

0:39:51.460 --> 0:39:56.380
<v Speaker 2>he's finally retiring. Totally. That's crazy. But why would you

0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:58.180
<v Speaker 2>want to? I mean, once you retire from the one

0:39:58.219 --> 0:40:00.620
<v Speaker 2>fire department, aren't you getting enough money from retirement? You

0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:01.250
<v Speaker 2>don't need to work.

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Axe is up for him. And guys, family of firefighters,

0:40:06.739 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 1>so I'm partial. That might have been the career to do.

0:40:11.130 --> 0:40:12.410
<v Speaker 1>You only work three days a week.

0:40:12.750 --> 0:40:17.390
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm telling you, my roommate, my old roommate. Shout out, Mark.

0:40:17.550 --> 0:40:20.830
<v Speaker 2>Hope you're doing good in San Antonio. He would work

0:40:20.830 --> 0:40:24.620
<v Speaker 2>24 off 48. So whenever he wanted to go on vacation,

0:40:24.700 --> 0:40:27.600
<v Speaker 2>he would just take two days off work. That's it.

0:40:27.739 --> 0:40:32.979
<v Speaker 2>Two days. And he'd have eight days off. It was crazy.

0:40:33.500 --> 0:40:35.500
<v Speaker 2>My father-in-law was working.

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.279
<v Speaker 1>The fire department three on, what is it, four off?

0:40:37.380 --> 0:40:39.259
<v Speaker 2>No, it's one on, two off.

0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay. And then he would work at Garth's. He was

0:40:44.100 --> 0:40:45.000
<v Speaker 1>double dipping.

0:40:45.500 --> 0:40:48.259
<v Speaker 2>Oh. And you know how you make your money early

0:40:48.300 --> 0:40:52.180
<v Speaker 2>when you're a firefighter? Rats. It's you work 24 hours,

0:40:52.219 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 2>then they need someone to fill in at another station

0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:56.420
<v Speaker 2>the next day. You go fill in, and you make

0:40:56.960 --> 0:40:58.760
<v Speaker 2>buku's amount of money, dude.

0:40:58.800 --> 0:40:59.990
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so it's like time and a half?

0:41:00.050 --> 0:41:00.260
<v Speaker 3>Yes.

0:41:01.270 --> 0:41:04.870
<v Speaker 2>Unreal. Unreal. You know what was not unreal is this pod.

0:41:05.330 --> 0:41:07.670
<v Speaker 2>Maybe our worst one in a long time. But that's okay.

0:41:08.350 --> 0:41:11.590
<v Speaker 2>We're going to end it like this. Have a great Wednesday, guys.

0:41:11.890 --> 0:41:12.790
<v Speaker 1>Dearly beloved.

0:41:12.930 --> 0:41:16.570
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. We will see you on Friday. I'm going to

0:41:16.660 --> 0:41:20.520
<v Speaker 2>finally tell you some St. Louis stories on Friday. I

0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 2>just have a couple. They're not anything great, but one

0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:27.859
<v Speaker 2>is I'm still pissed off about it. It still gets

0:41:27.900 --> 0:41:30.940
<v Speaker 2>to me right now thinking about it. I'll tell you

0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:32.859
<v Speaker 2>about it Friday. Have a good Wednesday, guys. We're out.

0:41:34.780 --> 0:41:37.700
<v Speaker 1>I have a map for you. I need to give

0:41:37.739 --> 0:41:38.520
<v Speaker 1>you on Friday.

0:41:38.700 --> 0:41:41.439
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Man, how about this, dude? I just read this.

0:41:42.060 --> 0:41:44.500
<v Speaker 2>There's a guy in California who was at the driving range,

0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:49.590
<v Speaker 2>and he is now suing the city that he lives

0:41:49.700 --> 0:41:54.770
<v Speaker 2>in because someone was also at the driving range, hit

0:41:54.930 --> 0:41:57.310
<v Speaker 2>one of those metal poles that hold up the nets.

0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 2>It ricocheted off that metal pole, came back and hit

0:42:02.020 --> 0:42:04.180
<v Speaker 2>him in the nut, ruptured his nut.

0:42:04.820 --> 0:42:04.940
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:08.819
<v Speaker 2>And so now he was suing Mesa, California.

0:42:09.060 --> 0:42:12.339
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that last Muni we went to, they didn't have

0:42:12.380 --> 0:42:13.430
<v Speaker 1>a driving range, correct?

0:42:13.530 --> 0:42:15.509
<v Speaker 2>No, they have a driving range, but if you use it,

0:42:16.250 --> 0:42:17.910
<v Speaker 2>you have to use your own balls and pick them up.

0:42:18.670 --> 0:42:21.109
<v Speaker 1>Right, but also there wasn't a net, so that guy

0:42:21.170 --> 0:42:22.570
<v Speaker 1>could have smacked us in the face.

0:42:22.910 --> 0:42:23.190
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:42:23.530 --> 0:42:23.630
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:42:23.650 --> 0:42:23.790
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:42:24.370 --> 0:42:24.989
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely.

0:42:25.410 --> 0:42:26.989
<v Speaker 1>So it's a dangerous driving range.

0:42:27.010 --> 0:42:28.870
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also, if I'm going to a driving range,

0:42:28.910 --> 0:42:30.650
<v Speaker 2>I'm not picking up my own damn balls, and I'm

0:42:30.670 --> 0:42:33.260
<v Speaker 2>not using my own balls. Sorry, not going to do it.

0:42:33.469 --> 0:42:35.450
<v Speaker 1>Right, and if you are just going to leave them,

0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 1>that's $ 30 of good balls.

0:42:38.120 --> 0:42:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but at least you got two nuts. This dude

0:42:41.180 --> 0:42:44.400
<v Speaker 2>is down to one nut, and he is suing. Can

0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:46.280
<v Speaker 2>you imagine? See, that other.

0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:48.580
<v Speaker 1>Muni does have those poles where it could ricochet.

0:42:48.640 --> 0:42:51.620
<v Speaker 2>It could, and that's why you never park down there

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<v Speaker 2>on that side by the baseball fields.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought there's a net over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I can't tell you how many golf balls my

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<v Speaker 2>kids find in the parking lot over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Really? Oh, tons. Okay, I've never parked over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Tons. Never parked there.

0:43:05.210 --> 0:43:06.609
<v Speaker 1>So there must be some holes in the net.

0:43:06.890 --> 0:43:09.670
<v Speaker 2>Or it just goes over the net. People are bad golfers.

0:43:10.370 --> 0:43:11.910
<v Speaker 1>People are terrible golfers.

0:43:12.030 --> 0:43:17.790
<v Speaker 2>Terrible. So bad. Everybody's bad at golf. Robles is terrible

0:43:17.830 --> 0:43:22.290
<v Speaker 2>at golf. Nate Robles, terrible. I've heard he's so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Worst of the fire department.

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<v Speaker 1>Even of us, bad shots.

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<v Speaker 2>All the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody's that good. And what's funny is when it goes

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<v Speaker 2>way right, we're like, man, how'd that happen? No, no, no,

0:43:36.469 --> 0:43:39.270
<v Speaker 2>that's just normal, guys. We're not good. That should happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and there's the times where you know you're getting lucky.

0:43:43.410 --> 0:43:45.629
<v Speaker 1>When you hit a shot and you're like, man, I've

0:43:45.710 --> 0:43:47.180
<v Speaker 1>actually never even hit one that good before.

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<v Speaker 2>That feels good.

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<v Speaker 1>We just get lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes we do.

0:43:49.840 --> 0:43:51.819
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying? When we actually hit it good,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just us getting lucky. We're actually not even good.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of agree.

0:43:55.710 --> 0:43:58.050
<v Speaker 1>Like when I hit the ball, guys, I'm dead serious.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like somebody sawed me off and I hit

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<v Speaker 1>it off the handle of the bat. I don't know

0:44:03.050 --> 0:44:06.259
<v Speaker 1>how to get that good sound from an iron. When

0:44:06.300 --> 0:44:10.500
<v Speaker 1>you hear that, though, it is like, oh, that's so cool.

0:44:10.840 --> 0:44:12.600
<v Speaker 2>When I'm at the driving range and I hear someone

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:14.980
<v Speaker 2>else doing the whack, I'm like, man, I want to

0:44:15.000 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 2>be like them.

0:44:15.780 --> 0:44:17.719
<v Speaker 1>But I can only get it with the hybrid. With

0:44:17.800 --> 0:44:20.630
<v Speaker 1>an iron, I can never hit it flush. It's always

0:44:20.650 --> 0:44:22.350
<v Speaker 1>like I hit it off the handle. It's hard. It's hard.

0:44:22.650 --> 0:44:24.750
<v Speaker 1>But I hit it straight, but it just doesn't sound good.

0:44:25.530 --> 0:44:27.300
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'll ever have it where it sounds good.

0:44:27.410 --> 0:44:29.700
<v Speaker 2>I want it to be up high in the air

0:44:29.739 --> 0:44:33.480
<v Speaker 2>like they do. Instead, my irons are more line drives

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:34.140
<v Speaker 2>or ground balls.

0:44:35.080 --> 0:44:37.080
<v Speaker 1>And I have to really focus on the irons or

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee it's going immediate right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Off the interstate, exit ramp.

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:44.340
<v Speaker 2>Off the nut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, have a good Wednesday, guys. We'll get better

0:44:47.110 --> 0:44:48.370
<v Speaker 2>for Friday. I apologize.

0:44:48.570 --> 0:44:50.370
<v Speaker 1>I posted, hey, I need you to send the video

0:44:50.390 --> 0:44:54.050
<v Speaker 1>of me chipping. I posted the video of you chipping,

0:44:54.070 --> 0:44:56.170
<v Speaker 1>and it was a great chip on 18. Did you

0:44:56.210 --> 0:44:58.170
<v Speaker 1>post it? I did it on the stories. I can

0:44:58.190 --> 0:45:00.230
<v Speaker 1>do it as an actual post. If you send me mine,

0:45:00.290 --> 0:45:00.570
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it.

0:45:00.630 --> 0:45:02.310
<v Speaker 2>And you can post it on the Facebook. I want

0:45:02.330 --> 0:45:05.070
<v Speaker 2>to see it, man. Yeah. Good call. I'll send it

0:45:05.090 --> 0:45:07.170
<v Speaker 2>to you right now. Man, that was a terrible pod.

0:45:07.650 --> 0:45:12.609
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.