Speaker 1: Looking Jebels. Second date Update, Lydia. Before you go out
Speaker 1: on a date, do you like have one of your
Speaker 1: friends on standby to call you or text you in
Speaker 1: the middle of it, in case you want to get
Speaker 1: out of the date, like you know, oh there's an emergency,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I'm still laughing because you think that
Speaker 1: like dating was a regular common thing for me, like
Speaker 1: I have patterns or something, and not like I went
Speaker 1: on three dates in my life, which is more than
Speaker 1: you were just going. I never want this date to end, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't know when the next one will come.
Speaker 1: But I've I've heard of people doing that. I've never
Speaker 1: done it myself. I have I would have done that.
Speaker 1: There's a secret code where like I text you Banana,
Speaker 1: you gotta call me right away. You should have asked
Speaker 1: Jose in the first place. He's more feminine. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: Andy goes out with a lot of terrible people. So anyway,
Speaker 1: that's what I think happened to the guy in today's
Speaker 1: second date update, Jared, who's on the phone with us
Speaker 1: right now? Jared, how are you hey? I'm doing okay.
Speaker 1: How are you guys doing good? Why don't you explain
Speaker 1: to everybody what happened. We basically met on a online
Speaker 1: dating site. Her name's Melissa, and you know, we kind
Speaker 1: of chatted on there for a little bit and we
Speaker 1: decided to go out to dinner, so, you know, I
Speaker 1: went to pick her up and she she wasn't quite ready,
Speaker 1: so I went up to her apartment. It was really nice.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, nice furniture and like art
Speaker 1: on the wall and smelling vanilla, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It was how much did you check out her place?
Speaker 1: And were you taking video? But you know, you walk
Speaker 1: in and you kind of sum it up a little
Speaker 1: bit because if you walk in and it's a hell hole,
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh my gosh, what have I gotten
Speaker 1: myself into? Yeah? Yeah, I know. Yeah. So how was
Speaker 1: dinner with her? Though I thought it weren't well, we
Speaker 1: talked a lot, Like it wasn't like we were sitting
Speaker 1: there awkwardly staring at each other with nothing to talk about.
Speaker 1: I mean, but like right before we got our entrees,
Speaker 1: she got a phone call and she was like, excuse
Speaker 1: me really quick, I have to take this. So she
Speaker 1: comes back and she's like, I'm so sorry that was work.
Speaker 1: There's an emergency I have to leave now and there.
Speaker 1: It is part of your email that made me think
Speaker 1: that she had someone call to try to get out
Speaker 1: of the dates. That's always the excuse, like a huge emergency.
Speaker 1: We're so cynical. What does she do for a living
Speaker 1: and I should do something that's really important where she
Speaker 1: would have like an emergency that she would have to
Speaker 1: leave before even eating her food. She's an attorney, so yeah,
Speaker 1: if they don't do anything important, do they come on?
Speaker 1: I had two parents for attorneys, and trust me, they
Speaker 1: stood me up for a lot of dates, a lot
Speaker 1: of science fair Smiths. Lydia knows about this firsthand. All right,
Speaker 1: she could just be busy, then I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: It was a little bit mysterious. But I was just like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, if that's if it's really an emergency, it's
Speaker 1: all good. You know, we can do it again. She said,
Speaker 1: you know, I really want to do this again. So
Speaker 1: I understood. I was disappointed. You feel like she was
Speaker 1: telling the truth, though, Yeah, I mean I think I
Speaker 1: have a pretty good I guess read on that, so
Speaker 1: I felt like she was telling the truth. I mean,
Speaker 1: it would have been nice if she at least stayed
Speaker 1: for the meal. Yeah, well if you really wanted to bail, Like,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't she just you know, waited until the entres
Speaker 1: got there, finished the meal, and then left. You know
Speaker 1: that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah, So she was like
Speaker 1: really abrupt and all of a sudden, and like I
Speaker 1: didn't think I said anything offensive or anything to make yea,
Speaker 1: And I mean, part of the reason you date is
Speaker 1: for the food. Yeah, I don't care how bad the
Speaker 1: date's going. A free meal is a free meal to
Speaker 1: tough it out, right. Yeah. And I also, because I drove,
Speaker 1: I offered to pay for a cab and she refused
Speaker 1: that too, So I guess I'd just be really surprised
Speaker 1: if she wasn't telling the truth, because she seemed like
Speaker 1: a straight shooter and pretty genuine. So you know, I
Speaker 1: guess in the brief time that I talked to her,
Speaker 1: I just didn't seem like her character. All right, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song, come back call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. All right, okay, all right man,
Speaker 1: thank you five brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update.
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for the second date update,
Speaker 1: Jared is on the phone with us Jared's date left
Speaker 1: before even eating dinner. She got a phone call set
Speaker 1: she had a work emergency had to cut out real quick.
Speaker 1: He even offered her cab fair because he picked her up,
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, no no, I don't need the money.
Speaker 1: I just gotta get out of here. I gotta go
Speaker 1: handle some work stuff. But I'd love to see you again.
Speaker 1: He hasn't heard from her since now, Jared, I was
Speaker 1: thinking about it, and the fact that she didn't need
Speaker 1: her food and also the fact that she wouldn't have
Speaker 1: accepted cab fair from you shows two things. Either she
Speaker 1: really did have an emergency or she really hates you.
Speaker 1: You really did something to screw up on the date.
Speaker 1: You know. I hope she's not lying to me, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys got me thinking a little
Speaker 1: bit now. No, Jared, I want you to stick with
Speaker 1: your instinct. Let's not be bitter on the show. Let's
Speaker 1: be optimistic that they are good people who tell the truth.
Speaker 1: I don't like trying new things, all right. I didn't
Speaker 1: ask you before. How many times have you tried to
Speaker 1: get a hold of her. I've called her twice and
Speaker 1: texted her once. I think all right, that's not bad yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call her right now, get her on the
Speaker 1: phone and see if we can get an answer. Okay, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi is Melissa Theresa. Hey Melissa, how are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm
Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. Um, Okay, why are you calling?
Speaker 1: You recently went out on a date with one of
Speaker 1: our listeners. His name is Jared. Uh huh. And you
Speaker 1: know about this. I do, because he emailed us and
Speaker 1: wanted us to get a hold of you because you
Speaker 1: won't return his calls. And he told us about the date.
Speaker 1: He didn't go into like in depth detail or personal detail.
Speaker 1: He just said that you left in the middle of
Speaker 1: the date for a work phone call and said you'd
Speaker 1: like to go out again, but never responded to him.
Speaker 1: So my theory was you faked the work phone call
Speaker 1: and just wanted to get out of the date. That's
Speaker 1: not my theory, though. I think you're a good person
Speaker 1: and you really had to work. Well. Thanks, Why didn't matter?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand did you did you fake
Speaker 1: the phone call? It's kind of my own personal deal.
Speaker 1: I mean, can you tell us something like anything, because
Speaker 1: you kind of left Jared hanging nothing. Um, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: We met online. I don't know if he told you that,
Speaker 1: And especially for a woman, it can be a little
Speaker 1: weird and I'd like to protect myself. So I have
Speaker 1: my brother you call, you know, to kind of find
Speaker 1: out if things are going well or not. So I
Speaker 1: usually set up a time in advance that he knows
Speaker 1: when to call. If it's going really well, then I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's great, and I go back to the date. But
Speaker 1: if it's not, then I'll leave the date. I knew it.
Speaker 1: Your brother called you and you weren't having fun with Jared.
Speaker 1: Where are you? I don't know. He's just he's sort
Speaker 1: of a creep, I'll be honest. What did he do
Speaker 1: that was creepy? It sounds like a nice dude to me.
Speaker 1: I talked to him, but I'm a creep, so from
Speaker 1: one to another, yeah, I might not notice those things.
Speaker 1: What did he do to you that was so creepy?
Speaker 1: When we were driving over to the restaurant and while
Speaker 1: we were having our appetizers and stuff, he started asking
Speaker 1: me about my feminine hygiene products? Okay, ye, like which
Speaker 1: ones you use? Like asking me about like because he's
Speaker 1: a guy, wasn't sure, like how you know what kind
Speaker 1: to get and how they work, like if he should
Speaker 1: have some at his house for women he's dating. That
Speaker 1: is weird. You're right. That is a creepy conversation to
Speaker 1: have with a woman on a first date. And I've
Speaker 1: been with girls for like long periods of time. I
Speaker 1: don't like having that conversation with him after like four years. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: But he's super curious, Like there's different sizes, so do
Speaker 1: you do you test them out the right one to use? Oh?
Speaker 1: Come on, dude, yeah, there is a certain tests or Melissa,
Speaker 1: can you hold on for one second, just real quick, Okay,
Speaker 1: I have to ask a question of Jared because Jared
Speaker 1: is actually on the phone listening. Jared. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you can just google that. You realize that, right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, Jared, why would you ever think
Speaker 1: that's appropriate first date conversation? I just I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I'm a dude, Like I just don't know these things,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was just really nervous, like I don't know, like
Speaker 1: she's really pretty, and I was really excited about it.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, here's the thing. First of all,
Speaker 1: that's the worst conversation I've never had a guy I've
Speaker 1: ever dated that ever even wanted to talk about this
Speaker 1: product those products, like have anything to do with those
Speaker 1: products because they don't even want to think about why
Speaker 1: you're using those products. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, have you never had a girlfriend before. No,
Speaker 1: I've been in the long distance relationship for the for
Speaker 1: the past few years and recently we broke up, So
Speaker 1: I haven't dated in a while, and you decided to
Speaker 1: bust out that talk on a first date. Yeah. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: a part of me was curious because, like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm a guy, and I have no idea how this stuff,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I just something I don't
Speaker 1: know about. I don't even want to know how they work.
Speaker 1: A guy just so embarrassed, Like I feel, well, I'm
Speaker 1: absolutely mortified right now. Maybe you shouldn't have called the radio,
Speaker 1: Like listen, Melissa, I really like you, like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like it's something about you. I just
Speaker 1: really like you. And I just felt like I messed
Speaker 1: it up somehow, and I really did it. Did disappointed.
Speaker 1: You know, when people get nervous, Jared, they might like,
Speaker 1: you know, hiccup or talk too quickly or I don't
Speaker 1: know to understand, Like I just gonna have a long
Speaker 1: term relationship, you know, and I just haven't been on
Speaker 1: like dates like this, and like literally, yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's not a good excuse, Jared. Common sense, dude,
Speaker 1: common sense. I don't care if it's not a good
Speaker 1: excuse or not. That's the honest truth. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what else to say except I'm sorry. Did you
Speaker 1: you know I might have probably did screw something up
Speaker 1: that I was genuinely excited about. And Melissa, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Jared again? He obviously he
Speaker 1: thinks you're funny, he thinks you're smart, he thinks you
Speaker 1: have great taste in feminine hygiene products. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: what come on, ladies look for in a guy, right, No,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with him again? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. Jared. I think that, you know,
Speaker 1: coming out of this relationship, like you said, I think
Speaker 1: you need some time and maybe um date a lot
Speaker 1: of women to kind of, you know, get more comfortable.
Speaker 1: And Melissa, that is a very nice way of saying hell, no, yeah, Jared,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't think Melissa wants to go out
Speaker 1: with you again. You got your answer no, but at
Speaker 1: least you improved your dating skills. Okay, yeah, Melissa, you're
Speaker 1: sure you don't want to go out with him again.
Speaker 1: Think about this, If you guys did end up in
Speaker 1: a relationship, you might be the only dude on the
Speaker 1: planet who's happy to go buy that stuff for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll totally let him go buy them for
Speaker 1: me if you want. I'm not going to date it,
Speaker 1: but I don't like buying them jar for me. It
Speaker 1: has been sort of a successful second date update for you.
Speaker 1: There you go, broken jewel in the morning. It might
Speaker 1: seem