WEBVTT - Them Doggone Aliens (with Yedoye Travis) 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:04.640 And that was the funniest thing to me is because 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:07.680 it is because all of Obama's presidency, everybody who's like, 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:10.440 show us the aliens, let me see the aliens. Because 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:13.840 everybody thought we were good. Everybody thought you was fine. Uh. 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:15.920 They were like, oh, we live in a post racial society. 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:17.800 We don't have any problems. Let me see the aliens. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:20.239 And then the second Trump dropped the aliens, You're like, 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:22.200 we don't give a funk about no goddamn aliens. Bro, 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:27.640 you're you're mean to women. We don't give a about aliens. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:30.440 There's human kids in cases. I don't give a funk 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:48.800 about the alien kids. Crop ships in your aliens are racist. Also, money, 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:58.760 martial intern stuff I can't tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.880 There it is there, It is there. It is. Ladies 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:05.840 and gentlemen, Welcome to another spectacular episode of My Mama 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:10.520 Told Me, the podcast where we died deep, deep into 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.960 the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.560 to prove that Neil de grass Tyson will be the 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:21.759 first person to get canceled for sexually assaulting a woman 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:25.480 in zero gravity. The man has the money to go 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:28.240 to space, he has to know how to go to space, 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:31.840 but he can't keep them fingers to himself. Kneel the grass. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.759 Tyson will get a woman in space and he'll he'll 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.880 he'll be a legend in that way. I don't know 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:38.760 if legends the right word. He said. It's not a 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:41.559 heroic moves Niel is gonna do. But we haven't gotten 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.160 rid of him, so he'll figure out a way to 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:46.320 finger a lady against her will. Anyway, I'm your host, 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:50.440 slankstan Kerman as always, I'm I'm coming in hot, baby. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:53.480 That's my style. You know me, you listen every week. 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:56.080 I'm having a wild man. I woke up today and 0:01:56.200 --> 0:02:01.120 somebody had signed me up for Filipino uh Cupid, which 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:04.840 apparently is just a Filipino dating site. They had signed 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.360 me up against my will, much like a Neil de 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:11.239 Grass Tyson Wood and and they they had signed me 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:13.959 up to date men on Filipino o'cuban, and all the 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.440 men that are being recommended to me are white men, 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:19.799 which is it's all getting very complicated because I can't 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.840 tell if they think I'm Filipino and interested in white men, 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:26.320 or or if this is some sort of prank. If 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:29.600 this is Ashton Cutcher type situation where he's coming in 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.480 and he's he's pranking me. I don't know. None of 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:35.320 it feels good and I I can't seem to figure 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:38.239 out how to unsign myself up from this experience. But 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.440 we'll get to that later, my guests, I assume he's 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:44.519 not on Filipino o'cuban. I think he probably has a 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.400 lot more cool ship going on than to be Uh, 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:55.400 you'd be surprised, be surprised very much on Filipino okay 0:02:55.480 --> 0:03:01.160 Cupid and also not into it that he doesn't like it. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.280 And you know what, I like him. He's very funny. 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:08.240 You're gonna know him from from his album Okay, very hilarious. 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.440 You know him from Comedy Central. You know him from 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.080 just generally talking a whole lot of shit about anime 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:15.880 on the internet. Easy animate nigger, You're gonna love him. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:19.560 Give it up for you doing a tram? What's going on? 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:24.799 What up? Digital? Applause there for you, big dog? What 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:28.520 you're doing on on Filipino Cupid? What're you doing over there? Oh? 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:31.480 You know, just trying to first of all, just expressing 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:35.720 my my love for East Asian uh, and and a 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:39.120 little bit Spanish heritage. I just love that about people, 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:42.000 you know. I just love people that are half of things, 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:45.880 you know. I just love people with who really throw 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.120 you a curveball with a with an Asian face and 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:53.480 the Spanish last name. You know somebody? Sorry you are Rodriguez? 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:58.040 What is I'm just trying to think about colonialism through 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:02.040 throughout my entire dating experience. Right, there's no reason to 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.440 settle in and enjoy each other's company, not when colonialism 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.320 could be a part of the conversation. Exactly exactly. You 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:10.080 ever just be at a dance and you gotta leave 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:13.040 room for colonialism right there in the middle. It's a 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.520 little bit of room. Teachers come through with the ruler. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.440 Hold on, I can't put all that colonialism in there back. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:22.560 I don't see and I don't see any room for 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:29.719 for King Philip whichever one I see. Your penis, where's 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.720 the manifest Destiny? Put that in in the middle of you. 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.599 Let me just put on manifest Destiny's Child, right quick? 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:39.679 DJ one too? Is that what you say to DJs 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.159 one to one to Yeah, you gotta cue him up 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.320 because otherwise they won't know when to play. Yeah, of 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.560 course you came to us. I'm very excited because you 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:51.039 came to us with a conspiracy theory that I had 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:54.800 never heard of before. I literally never in my life 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:56.880 had I heard this, you said, And it's it's all 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.720 very exciting. I want to make I want to give 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:00.760 us plenty of time to unpack this. But you said, 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:06.320 my mama told me the dog One tribe and Molly 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:13.880 is from out of space. Yes, there's been a lot 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.680 of just a lot of conflicting information about them. I 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:20.440 don't even really remember when I found out, because I 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:24.880 was not like young. It was relatively recently, but then, 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:28.720 but I was just kind of like I think I was. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.360 I think I had really gotten interested into the in 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:35.840 the whole like ancient alien and ship, mostly for the 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.760 sake of like talking about white people, because I'm like, 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.000 I know for a fact that y'all are just using 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:44.560 the ship to discredit eyptions and all this stuff. They're 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.760 always like, who built the pyramids? It was aliens who 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.400 built the pyramids, and sucking South America. It was as 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:56.320 And I don't really remember how I stumbled upon these people, 0:05:56.920 --> 0:06:01.400 But basically, the whole idea is there's two stars, serious 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:04.520 a which is visible to the naked eye and serious 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:08.920 B which orbits serious A and is not visible to 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:11.360 the naked eye, and they like a weird amount of 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.720 knowledge about those two stars. Yeah, the meaning that that 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:19.000 the tribe themselves had a weird amount of knowledge about 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:23.719 those two stars in a way that white people cannot explain. 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:28.920 They're like constantly being like, how the fuck did you, uh, 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:32.400 West African motherfucker's figured this ship out? And they're like, 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:37.240 I don't know, dog like shit, man, oh, mermaid looking 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:44.240 alien George, Um the hell? Apparently they told some this 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.680 like French dude, I forget his first name, but his 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.360 last name is like gree Hole or something like that. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:52.920 He went and like visited them and just on and 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:56.240 off for like a decade or something like that. At 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.800 one point spent a full month over there just talking 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.760 to them about aliens. And they were just straight up like, yeah, 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.599 just the alien came and told us about these stars. 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.800 Oh you mean Humphrey. No, yeah, Humphrey is here? Yeah? 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.840 Oh you know, hum free, that's crazy, that's crazy. Let's 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.120 let's take a step back for a second, because I 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.600 do think that there's there's a lot that I want 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.320 to unpack in your experience and all of this before 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.120 we even getting the nooks and crannies of this, of 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:29.160 this conspiracy theory. How much do you consider yourself a 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:33.760 believer in in aliens and extraterrestrial life forms and all 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:37.560 that ship. I think in general, I'm a person who 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:40.720 is like, the universe is so vast that there's no 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.760 way there's nothing. It doesn't. It just doesn't. It's just 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.400 inconceivable that there is nothing out there. It doesn't make 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:50.680 any sense to me. But the notion that they've been 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.760 here and they've like built ship for us and we 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:58.640 don't know about them, that's such a big secret to keep. 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.160 That's such a weird instinct. And I like the way 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:05.440 you're phrasing it, But even like on a basic level, 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:08.119 the presumption that somebody else would come to your house 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.559 and build something nice for you and then just leave 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:15.400 without like wanting credit or at least wanting to see 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:19.080 you enjoy the thing is fucking nuts. That's insane. Like 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:23.000 if if I mounted somebody's TV at their house every day, 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:26.480 I'd be like, Hey, how's that TV? Hey, Hey, just 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:29.640 checking on the TV. You ain't fell out the wall yet, 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:33.720 that's you're still up. That's crazy. If I was an alien, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:37.679 I would stand by the pyramids, like, like, you know 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:43.959 who did that? Damn somebody built something pretty nice for y'all. Yeah, Like, 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.280 I mean, if you think about it this way, like 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:51.040 Twitter added the option to retweet yourself, and now everybody 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:55.480 does that constantly. Constantly tell me, tell me you wouldn't 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:58.360 build a pyramid, and then just like do the equivalent 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:02.760 of retweeting that ship every Yeah, or if nothing else, 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:05.240 if we're gonna follow that Twitter analogy, I'm gonna go 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:09.040 put up some new tweets in every other fucking continent, 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.920 in every city I can find. I'm not just building 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:15.839 one pyramid and then going about my business. Now that joke, kid, 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.440 I'm about to put up some more. Yeah, I'm gonna build. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.880 I'm gonna build like a new building in every single country. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.000 And then under that building, I'm gonna just put a 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:28.640 little link to the first building the pyramids, be like 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.880 just a reminder that I did this ship, just say 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:35.280 I'll know I'm consistently hilarious online. If you enjoy this pyramid, 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:39.319 you may also enjoy my earlier work. Yeah. No, I 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:43.000 I think it's it's a silly thing to presume that 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:47.679 people that these space creatures are just doing these altruistic 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:51.240 things for us and then not wanting any version of credit. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:55.000 And maybe there's an argument that they're more sophisticated and 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:58.600 don't need the credit. They're like egos have evolved past 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:03.520 that that want. But why for why? And look like 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:07.280 sometimes we maybe they just view us as so low 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.520 on the on the like tear of animals, where they 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:12.920 just don't think we can even perceive that they did 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.679 something for it, like we we do, like we do 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.679 build little enclosures for animals and zoo and stuff like that, 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.040 and maybe they just think of that it's like keeping 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.199 us sort of like like whatever their equivalent of a 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.480 zoo is, you know, like we hang around the pyramids 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:33.719 all the time. That's interesting that this is this is 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:38.000 kind of like a birdhouse. If I put a birdhouse outside, 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.559 I do that because I'm like the birds are like that. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.400 But I don't need to like stand by it and 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:46.040 be like you like it birds like the thing. Yeah, 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:48.439 Like I got my little binoculars. I don't need to 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.480 I don't need to talk to you about it. I 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:54.480 watch you. Yeah, because maybe they have maybe they just 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.920 have limited access to like closed circuit TV and space. MM. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.160 So they just little cameras on the on the pyramids, 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:05.920 on all the tourist sites. Okay, see they also at handed. 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:11.680 So you believe then that that, yes, there's something out there, 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:16.160 absolutely there. It's it's unlikely at least that that we 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.960 are here alone in the middle of this vast vacuum 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:24.000 of whatever. Yeah. I think it's more of a negative 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:27.520 belief than a positive. More it's it's very unlikely that 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:31.679 there's nothing, then there is definitely something. Okay, if that 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.720 makes sense, I got you. It's the absence of evidence 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.760 is not the evidence of absence. Yeah. I take a 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:45.120 very very black revolutionary apprecia space go. I like that, 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:48.560 why this space gotta be black? I love that energy 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.120 first space. But don't they ever talk about the white matter? 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.800 I love that it starts to kind of sound like 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:03.559 you're advocating for white people when I say white, mattess 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:08.520 to wait a minute, what have I done. I've muddied 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:14.520 the narrative. All right. I'm curious to know. Was this 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:17.439 something that that you grew up with, where your parents 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:21.200 believers in in space and aliens, or is this something 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.760 that you had to discover on your own. My mom 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:27.079 was very much not that person. Actually, I don't know 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:31.560 that much about my mom's beliefs outside of just like religion, 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:35.360 because I never just I just never asked questions. Sure, 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:41.280 but my dad never explicitly expressed the belief in aliens. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:44.880 But was was always such a conspiracy type dude that 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.319 always had me. He always had me curious about like 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:49.959 ship that I don't really understand. My dad was the 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:51.480 type of dude who like folded a lot of twenty 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:56.920 dollar bills in two Okay, I know that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:01.439 I want awakening, and then just repeated it over and 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:05.319 over again. Yeah, my dad, My dad. One time, I 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:07.800 don't know if you ever played Assassin's Creed. The game 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.520 talks about a lot of like old conspiracies and like 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:14.719 templars and ship like that. And I remember one time 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.079 I was playing that game and a villain in the 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:21.599 game was explaining some old ship, some historical ship, and 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:25.760 my dad was like, listen up, you might learn something. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:32.719 Never explained to me what I might learn, But that's 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.480 the type of dude my dad is, like, he'll never 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.000 explain to you what you're learning, but he will tell 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:39.640 you you're you're learning something right now. He also for 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:42.079 the record, For the record, he said the same thing 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:45.040 when uh, when Black Eyed Peas whereas Love came on 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:48.000 the radio. So I tend to take it with a 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:50.720 grain of salt. Sorry, he was like, listen to Fergie. 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:54.080 You might learn something. You might learn something. People killing 0:13:54.280 --> 0:14:00.480 and people dying. I love that. I I do innuinely 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.719 love somebody who's like, hey, anytime somebody saying some ship 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:08.199 that ain't standard knowledge, you might learn something instead of 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.120 admitting that like, yeah, people bullshit on both ends of 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:16.520 the spectrum, people just making some crazy stuff. Yeah. It's 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.559 a thing that my that I always respected about my 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:22.840 dad is that he never he was frequently wrong, but 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.600 you would never he would never leave himself open to 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.040 you thinking he would or do you like, openly saying 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.480 he was wrong. He would always feel those little gaps. 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.280 The nice thing about what it sounds like is he also, like, uh, 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:39.240 introduced to you at least the possibility of like questioning 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:42.920 right like, which is what we need in a parental figure. 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:48.040 Is I think a more a greater advantage than having 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:50.800 a parent who tells you the exact right stuff all 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.000 the time. Is apparently goes, I don't know, ask more 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.080 questions and figure out if maybe some of this ship 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:01.320 is just off base. Yeah, exactly. He planned just enough 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.160 of the seed to be like, maybe she is not 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.920 quite what it seems, and so that I think that 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:11.760 is like the extent of my concrete conspiracy experience, right. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:16.280 My my dad is a big questioner of everything. He's 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:20.760 like a very active uh socialist. He he is sort 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:24.119 of like anti a lot of what the government represents, 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.200 and not in the Bernie Sanders kind of way, but 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:30.480 in the actual like uh, like he's an anarchist. Yeah. Well, no, 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:32.720 I'm not gonna call him an anarchist, certainly not on 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:37.600 a recorded audio media, but I will say that he's, uh, 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:41.480 it's much less of like, let's reform the government the 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.520 way that the government already exists, and it's more of like, no, 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:48.160 let's just recreate this ship the way that the people 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.080 are fully in charge. But I say all that to 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:54.440 say he's he's not a believer in God or the heavens, 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.160 but I would have to imagine that because of his 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:00.640 want to question things, he would probably be believe in 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:04.480 the possibility of aliens, or at least life outside of 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:09.440 the human existence. Yeah, it's it's also such a very 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.800 confusing thing just because like I can't I, on the 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:16.200 one hand, believe that they are probably aliens, but I 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.520 also feel like I feel like they used conspiracies like 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:21.600 that to distract us from ship that's actually going on 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:25.080 in front of us. Hold on, wait a minute, I 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:29.320 just yeah, I'm listening. Look, I just feel like, like, 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.560 did you did you not notice like every time Trump 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.960 did something fun up they dropped a new alien, they 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.560 did everything. It was like every couple of weeks, it 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.640 was like, by the way, we found new alien and 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.400 just chilling. We didn't had this. We just had this 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.960 thing locked up just in case y'all found something out. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:49.440 Hold on that alien. These things upset, just throw the 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.640 alien out, just what they say. My favorite thing was 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.480 that they started they thought that then he could distract 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.880 us with just alien movies. At first that like, ah, 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.800 he was acting up and they gave us like predator 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.800 versus alien to or whatever the funk it was, and 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:06.879 then he kept acting it up there Like I think 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.000 we're gonna have to give these niggas a real one. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:13.560 We can't just keep showing the fictional ones anymore. It's uh, 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:18.159 it's weird to me to think that there are entire 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:23.639 sections of our population, very small sections obviously, who know 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.560 so much more about what exists out in the in 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:31.800 space and the universe whatever. Uh, then we do like 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:34.800 that they're just keeping this information from us instead of 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:38.199 being open and honest about like what does and doesn't exist, 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:42.240 what these things intend to do with us whatever. Yeah, 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:45.399 And I think it's very it's just a very unfair setup, 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:48.240 you know, because like, on the one hand, we live 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:50.440 in a society that's very like anti science, and a 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.080 lot of people are just like just refused to believe, 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:54.919 like what you've seen in the past year, people refuse 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:59.320 to believe the knowledge of experts. But on but on 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.240 the other hand end, if you're just a regular nigga 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:05.760 that just sees an alien, nobody will believe, you know, 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:10.840 not like like we don't believe like real life experience 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:13.760 at all in that regard. But I was I had 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:16.840 like a week or two where I was just like 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:21.920 really like you know, deep rabbit hole on like cryptozoology, 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:26.600 which is just like like mythical creata and the only 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:29.560 important information I took from that is one that we 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:32.680 discovered guerrillas way later than I realized. When did we 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:37.680 discover guerrillas? It was like nine five. It was like 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:46.600 recent gorilla's new gorillas now, bro, Like gorillas were old news. 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:50.680 These mothers are brand new. Yo. They like it was. 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:53.439 It was like people would see a gorilla and they 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:58.880 will be like, yo, I just saw the craziest looking man. Hey, 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.280 that dude got his us all out and we should 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:05.200 get even. Hey, this thing is throwing I don't know 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:08.359 what he's on right now, but but we need to 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:12.800 get out of here. But like, the most fucked up 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:16.359 thing about cruptozoology is like, if you, as just a 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:20.800 without a degree human just discover a new animal, you 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.800 just gotta turn that over to somebody who's a professional, 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:25.440 and then they get to put their name on the 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:30.639 on the animal. Right. Yeah, it's crazy. It's nuts. And 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:34.000 it's even worse because we were talking about Trump earlier. 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:38.639 They named some fucking animal after him recently. It might 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:41.720 have been a monkey or fucking bacteria. I can't remember 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:43.360 what it was. It was something where it was meant 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:46.400 to be ironic whatever whatever. But to your point, into 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:49.800 the larger point of this conversation, there probably is some 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:54.440 tribal person who discovered this ship years ago, who like 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:57.480 has known about these things, who has lived with these things, 0:19:57.600 --> 0:20:01.600 experienced these things and had and doesn't get any credit 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:03.399 for it, doesn't get to put their name on it 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:07.040 because white science has been waiting their turn to say 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:12.159 I found it. I put my fucking flagging it. Yeah, exactly, 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:14.320 Like everything you read about the dug On people is 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:18.159 just like, how did these like articles that come up 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:22.440 on like the first five results on Google her saying ship? Like, 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:26.119 how did these primitive people that know about the about 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:29.440 these stars when they couldn't have possibly a found this 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:32.000 information on their own? Just like, Yo, why the funk 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:37.040 are you doing this? Like infantilizing bullshit likes goofy eight 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:40.479 niggers gonna know about stars when they ain't even got 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:43.640 their titties covered. And it's like, hey man, the titties 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:47.320 being covered ain't got nothing to do with them understanding space. Hey, 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:49.920 these boys out here where dance around in masks wearing 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:52.520 grass skirts, how the funk they know about this about space? 0:20:52.960 --> 0:20:55.760 It's like maybe that's some spaceship that we're not up on, 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:58.560 and we gotta we gotta take a step back and 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:02.560 go Oh, we're stupid. We we're not aware of their ship. Yeah, 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:05.320 and you know what, I will consider this for a second. 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:09.159 Maybe maybe they did get get visited by aliens. Do 0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:13.240 you all ever stopped to consider what Africans are doing 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:15.920 that aliens want to chill with us and not y'all 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.040 you ever stop and consider like what like maybe they're 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:23.640 onto something that like aliens are just like yo, these 0:21:23.760 --> 0:21:26.520 niggas got it going on. Let's go build them some ship. 0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:30.760 Look at them minding their business doing doing good work 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:32.800 out in the world. We funk with them. We're gonna 0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:36.440 be something nice. Let's go down mount some TVs right quick, 0:21:36.920 --> 0:21:39.600 uh and then get on back into space. You know, 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:43.360 it doesn't have to be anything. They'll pay us back eventually. Yeah, 0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:46.840 I'm gonna build him a cabinet. They head out, But dog, 0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:49.480 you know, you can keep your stuff in here. And 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:51.960 when we put they put dead bodies in You're like, hey, 0:21:52.040 --> 0:21:54.439 that wasn't my plan, but hey, you can keep your 0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:57.720 stuff in it either way, that's fine. Yeah, look, that's 0:21:57.760 --> 0:21:59.880 not what that's for. I usually just keep like toy 0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:02.360 and stuff in there. But like, yeah, yeah, do whatever 0:22:02.400 --> 0:22:04.120 you want. I thought you were gonna put your shoes 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:06.480 in it. I'm gonna be honest, but hey, hey, you 0:22:06.560 --> 0:22:09.359 want to put a dead king, fine? Crazy? Do you 0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:12.440 want to toss and his wife and his living wife? 0:22:12.520 --> 0:22:15.760 Yeah that's fine. Oh you're putting all your money in there. Too. 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:19.639 Interesting choice thought. Now I'm gonna stop. It seems like 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:22.320 you would need that. It just feels like you would 0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:24.720 need that. Seems like you could redistribute the wealth to 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:27.320 maybe the people who are not doing so well in 0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:29.920 this community. But hey, you know it's yours. I built 0:22:29.920 --> 0:22:32.440 it for you. Go crazy. Hey, look, I'm not gonna look, 0:22:32.560 --> 0:22:35.639 I'm your empires don't last very long on this planet. 0:22:35.680 --> 0:22:37.400 I'm just gonna I'm just gonna throw that out there. 0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:40.400 But you don't, do you think you're all right? We're 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:42.520 gonna take more break. We'll be back with more. You're 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:44.600 doing a traffics thing. More and my mom would told me, 0:22:54.680 --> 0:23:07.720 and we are bad. Yeah, we're back here with more. 0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:10.399 You know your Travis More and my mama told me. 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:14.040 We're still talking about the possibility that aliens came to 0:23:14.160 --> 0:23:17.040 this planet and visited to the dog On people and 0:23:17.440 --> 0:23:20.480 uh and talk to him about space and ship gave 0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:23.119 him some information that whitey didn't want them to have, 0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:26.359 and now the white man is trying to take credit. 0:23:26.960 --> 0:23:30.320 Is there any chance, is there any possibility in your 0:23:30.400 --> 0:23:34.040 mind that that they made this up, that this is 0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:38.480 all just uh complete fallacy, that these these dog on 0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:44.040 people in fact, uh didn't actually have this experience. I 0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:47.959 you know what, I think I stumbled upon like somebody 0:23:48.080 --> 0:23:52.560 saying that, like the dude who credited them with knowing 0:23:52.600 --> 0:23:55.680 all this information about the stars was the dude who 0:23:55.720 --> 0:23:58.400 told them the ship in the first place, and then 0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:02.399 somehow in for nation got mixed up and they were like, yo, 0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:05.320