Speaker 1: And that was the funniest thing to me is because
Speaker 1: it is because all of Obama's presidency, everybody who's like,
Speaker 1: show us the aliens, let me see the aliens. Because
Speaker 1: everybody thought we were good. Everybody thought you was fine. Uh.
Speaker 1: They were like, oh, we live in a post racial society.
Speaker 1: We don't have any problems. Let me see the aliens.
Speaker 1: And then the second Trump dropped the aliens, You're like,
Speaker 1: we don't give a funk about no goddamn aliens. Bro,
Speaker 1: you're you're mean to women. We don't give a about aliens.
Speaker 1: There's human kids in cases. I don't give a funk
Speaker 1: about the alien kids. Crop ships in your aliens are racist. Also, money,
Speaker 1: martial intern stuff I can't tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'm having a wild man. I woke up today and
Speaker 1: somebody had signed me up for Filipino uh Cupid, which
Speaker 1: apparently is just a Filipino dating site. They had signed
Speaker 1: me up against my will, much like a Neil de
Speaker 1: Grass Tyson Wood and and they they had signed me
Speaker 1: up to date men on Filipino o'cuban, and all the
Speaker 1: men that are being recommended to me are white men,
Speaker 1: which is it's all getting very complicated because I can't
Speaker 1: tell if they think I'm Filipino and interested in white men,
Speaker 1: or or if this is some sort of prank. If
Speaker 1: this is Ashton Cutcher type situation where he's coming in
Speaker 1: and he's he's pranking me. I don't know. None of
Speaker 1: it feels good and I I can't seem to figure
Speaker 1: out how to unsign myself up from this experience. But
Speaker 1: we'll get to that later, my guests, I assume he's
Speaker 1: not on Filipino o'cuban. I think he probably has a
Speaker 1: lot more cool ship going on than to be Uh,
Speaker 1: you'd be surprised, be surprised very much on Filipino okay
Speaker 1: Cupid and also not into it that he doesn't like it.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I like him. He's very funny.
Speaker 1: You're gonna know him from from his album Okay, very hilarious.
Speaker 1: You know him from Comedy Central. You know him from
Speaker 1: just generally talking a whole lot of shit about anime
Speaker 1: on the internet. Easy animate nigger, You're gonna love him.
Speaker 1: Give it up for you doing a tram? What's going on?
Speaker 1: What up? Digital? Applause there for you, big dog? What
Speaker 1: you're doing on on Filipino Cupid? What're you doing over there? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, just trying to first of all, just expressing
Speaker 1: my my love for East Asian uh, and and a
Speaker 1: little bit Spanish heritage. I just love that about people,
Speaker 1: you know. I just love people that are half of things,
Speaker 1: you know. I just love people with who really throw
Speaker 1: you a curveball with a with an Asian face and
Speaker 1: the Spanish last name. You know somebody? Sorry you are Rodriguez?
Speaker 1: What is I'm just trying to think about colonialism through
Speaker 1: throughout my entire dating experience. Right, there's no reason to
Speaker 1: settle in and enjoy each other's company, not when colonialism
Speaker 1: could be a part of the conversation. Exactly exactly. You
Speaker 1: ever just be at a dance and you gotta leave
Speaker 1: room for colonialism right there in the middle. It's a
Speaker 1: little bit of room. Teachers come through with the ruler.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I can't put all that colonialism in there back.
Speaker 1: I don't see and I don't see any room for
Speaker 1: for King Philip whichever one I see. Your penis, where's
Speaker 1: the manifest Destiny? Put that in in the middle of you.
Speaker 1: Let me just put on manifest Destiny's Child, right quick?
Speaker 1: DJ one too? Is that what you say to DJs
Speaker 1: one to one to Yeah, you gotta cue him up
Speaker 1: because otherwise they won't know when to play. Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course you came to us. I'm very excited because you
Speaker 1: came to us with a conspiracy theory that I had
Speaker 1: never heard of before. I literally never in my life
Speaker 1: had I heard this, you said, And it's it's all
Speaker 1: very exciting. I want to make I want to give
Speaker 1: us plenty of time to unpack this. But you said,
Speaker 1: my mama told me the dog One tribe and Molly
Speaker 1: is from out of space. Yes, there's been a lot
Speaker 1: of just a lot of conflicting information about them. I
Speaker 1: don't even really remember when I found out, because I
Speaker 1: was not like young. It was relatively recently, but then,
Speaker 1: but I was just kind of like I think I was.
Speaker 1: I think I had really gotten interested into the in
Speaker 1: the whole like ancient alien and ship, mostly for the
Speaker 1: sake of like talking about white people, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know for a fact that y'all are just using
Speaker 1: the ship to discredit eyptions and all this stuff. They're
Speaker 1: always like, who built the pyramids? It was aliens who
Speaker 1: built the pyramids, and sucking South America. It was as
Speaker 1: And I don't really remember how I stumbled upon these people,
Speaker 1: But basically, the whole idea is there's two stars, serious
Speaker 1: a which is visible to the naked eye and serious
Speaker 1: B which orbits serious A and is not visible to
Speaker 1: the naked eye, and they like a weird amount of
Speaker 1: knowledge about those two stars. Yeah, the meaning that that
Speaker 1: the tribe themselves had a weird amount of knowledge about
Speaker 1: those two stars in a way that white people cannot explain.
Speaker 1: They're like constantly being like, how the fuck did you, uh,
Speaker 1: West African motherfucker's figured this ship out? And they're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, dog like shit, man, oh, mermaid looking
Speaker 1: alien George, Um the hell? Apparently they told some this
Speaker 1: like French dude, I forget his first name, but his
Speaker 1: last name is like gree Hole or something like that.
Speaker 1: He went and like visited them and just on and
Speaker 1: off for like a decade or something like that. At
Speaker 1: one point spent a full month over there just talking
Speaker 1: to them about aliens. And they were just straight up like, yeah,
Speaker 1: just the alien came and told us about these stars.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean Humphrey. No, yeah, Humphrey is here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh you know, hum free, that's crazy, that's crazy. Let's
Speaker 1: let's take a step back for a second, because I
Speaker 1: do think that there's there's a lot that I want
Speaker 1: to unpack in your experience and all of this before
Speaker 1: we even getting the nooks and crannies of this, of
Speaker 1: this conspiracy theory. How much do you consider yourself a
Speaker 1: believer in in aliens and extraterrestrial life forms and all
Speaker 1: that ship. I think in general, I'm a person who
Speaker 1: is like, the universe is so vast that there's no
Speaker 1: way there's nothing. It doesn't. It just doesn't. It's just
Speaker 1: inconceivable that there is nothing out there. It doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense to me. But the notion that they've been
Speaker 1: here and they've like built ship for us and we
Speaker 1: don't know about them, that's such a big secret to keep.
Speaker 1: That's such a weird instinct. And I like the way
Speaker 1: you're phrasing it, But even like on a basic level,
Speaker 1: the presumption that somebody else would come to your house
Speaker 1: and build something nice for you and then just leave
Speaker 1: without like wanting credit or at least wanting to see
Speaker 1: you enjoy the thing is fucking nuts. That's insane. Like
Speaker 1: if if I mounted somebody's TV at their house every day,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, Hey, how's that TV? Hey, Hey, just
Speaker 1: checking on the TV. You ain't fell out the wall yet,
Speaker 1: that's you're still up. That's crazy. If I was an alien,
Speaker 1: I would stand by the pyramids, like, like, you know
Speaker 1: who did that? Damn somebody built something pretty nice for y'all. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you think about it this way, like
Speaker 1: Twitter added the option to retweet yourself, and now everybody
Speaker 1: does that constantly. Constantly tell me, tell me you wouldn't
Speaker 1: build a pyramid, and then just like do the equivalent
Speaker 1: of retweeting that ship every Yeah, or if nothing else,
Speaker 1: if we're gonna follow that Twitter analogy, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: put up some new tweets in every other fucking continent,
Speaker 1: in every city I can find. I'm not just building
Speaker 1: one pyramid and then going about my business. Now that joke, kid,
Speaker 1: I'm about to put up some more. Yeah, I'm gonna build.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna build like a new building in every single country.
Speaker 1: And then under that building, I'm gonna just put a
Speaker 1: little link to the first building the pyramids, be like
Speaker 1: just a reminder that I did this ship, just say
Speaker 1: I'll know I'm consistently hilarious online. If you enjoy this pyramid,
Speaker 1: you may also enjoy my earlier work. Yeah. No, I
Speaker 1: I think it's it's a silly thing to presume that
Speaker 1: people that these space creatures are just doing these altruistic
Speaker 1: things for us and then not wanting any version of credit.
Speaker 1: And maybe there's an argument that they're more sophisticated and
Speaker 1: don't need the credit. They're like egos have evolved past
Speaker 1: that that want. But why for why? And look like
Speaker 1: sometimes we maybe they just view us as so low
Speaker 1: on the on the like tear of animals, where they
Speaker 1: just don't think we can even perceive that they did
Speaker 1: something for it, like we we do, like we do
Speaker 1: build little enclosures for animals and zoo and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and maybe they just think of that it's like keeping
Speaker 1: us sort of like like whatever their equivalent of a
Speaker 1: zoo is, you know, like we hang around the pyramids
Speaker 1: all the time. That's interesting that this is this is
Speaker 1: kind of like a birdhouse. If I put a birdhouse outside,
Speaker 1: I do that because I'm like the birds are like that.
Speaker 1: But I don't need to like stand by it and
Speaker 1: be like you like it birds like the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I got my little binoculars. I don't need to
Speaker 1: I don't need to talk to you about it. I
Speaker 1: watch you. Yeah, because maybe they have maybe they just
Speaker 1: have limited access to like closed circuit TV and space. MM.
Speaker 1: So they just little cameras on the on the pyramids,
Speaker 1: on all the tourist sites. Okay, see they also at handed.
Speaker 1: So you believe then that that, yes, there's something out there,
Speaker 1: absolutely there. It's it's unlikely at least that that we
Speaker 1: are here alone in the middle of this vast vacuum
Speaker 1: of whatever. Yeah. I think it's more of a negative
Speaker 1: belief than a positive. More it's it's very unlikely that
Speaker 1: there's nothing, then there is definitely something. Okay, if that
Speaker 1: makes sense, I got you. It's the absence of evidence
Speaker 1: is not the evidence of absence. Yeah. I take a
Speaker 1: very very black revolutionary apprecia space go. I like that,
Speaker 1: why this space gotta be black? I love that energy
Speaker 1: first space. But don't they ever talk about the white matter?
Speaker 1: I love that it starts to kind of sound like
Speaker 1: you're advocating for white people when I say white, mattess
Speaker 1: to wait a minute, what have I done. I've muddied
Speaker 1: the narrative. All right. I'm curious to know. Was this
Speaker 1: something that that you grew up with, where your parents
Speaker 1: believers in in space and aliens, or is this something
Speaker 1: that you had to discover on your own. My mom
Speaker 1: was very much not that person. Actually, I don't know
Speaker 1: that much about my mom's beliefs outside of just like religion,
Speaker 1: because I never just I just never asked questions. Sure,
Speaker 1: but my dad never explicitly expressed the belief in aliens.
Speaker 1: But was was always such a conspiracy type dude that
Speaker 1: always had me. He always had me curious about like
Speaker 1: ship that I don't really understand. My dad was the
Speaker 1: type of dude who like folded a lot of twenty
Speaker 1: dollar bills in two Okay, I know that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want awakening, and then just repeated it over and
Speaker 1: over again. Yeah, my dad, My dad. One time, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you ever played Assassin's Creed. The game
Speaker 1: talks about a lot of like old conspiracies and like
Speaker 1: templars and ship like that. And I remember one time
Speaker 1: I was playing that game and a villain in the
Speaker 1: game was explaining some old ship, some historical ship, and
Speaker 1: my dad was like, listen up, you might learn something.
Speaker 1: Never explained to me what I might learn, But that's
Speaker 1: the type of dude my dad is, like, he'll never
Speaker 1: explain to you what you're learning, but he will tell
Speaker 1: you you're you're learning something right now. He also for
Speaker 1: the record, For the record, he said the same thing
Speaker 1: when uh, when Black Eyed Peas whereas Love came on
Speaker 1: the radio. So I tend to take it with a
Speaker 1: grain of salt. Sorry, he was like, listen to Fergie.
Speaker 1: You might learn something. You might learn something. People killing
Speaker 1: and people dying. I love that. I I do innuinely
Speaker 1: love somebody who's like, hey, anytime somebody saying some ship
Speaker 1: that ain't standard knowledge, you might learn something instead of
Speaker 1: admitting that like, yeah, people bullshit on both ends of
Speaker 1: the spectrum, people just making some crazy stuff. Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: a thing that my that I always respected about my
Speaker 1: dad is that he never he was frequently wrong, but
Speaker 1: you would never he would never leave himself open to
Speaker 1: you thinking he would or do you like, openly saying
Speaker 1: he was wrong. He would always feel those little gaps.
Speaker 1: The nice thing about what it sounds like is he also, like, uh,
Speaker 1: introduced to you at least the possibility of like questioning
Speaker 1: right like, which is what we need in a parental figure.
Speaker 1: Is I think a more a greater advantage than having
Speaker 1: a parent who tells you the exact right stuff all
Speaker 1: the time. Is apparently goes, I don't know, ask more
Speaker 1: questions and figure out if maybe some of this ship
Speaker 1: is just off base. Yeah, exactly. He planned just enough
Speaker 1: of the seed to be like, maybe she is not
Speaker 1: quite what it seems, and so that I think that
Speaker 1: is like the extent of my concrete conspiracy experience, right.
Speaker 1: My my dad is a big questioner of everything. He's
Speaker 1: like a very active uh socialist. He he is sort
Speaker 1: of like anti a lot of what the government represents,
Speaker 1: and not in the Bernie Sanders kind of way, but
Speaker 1: in the actual like uh, like he's an anarchist. Yeah. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call him an anarchist, certainly not on
Speaker 1: a recorded audio media, but I will say that he's, uh,
Speaker 1: it's much less of like, let's reform the government the
Speaker 1: way that the government already exists, and it's more of like, no,
Speaker 1: let's just recreate this ship the way that the people
Speaker 1: are fully in charge. But I say all that to
Speaker 1: say he's he's not a believer in God or the heavens,
Speaker 1: but I would have to imagine that because of his
Speaker 1: want to question things, he would probably be believe in
Speaker 1: the possibility of aliens, or at least life outside of
Speaker 1: the human existence. Yeah, it's it's also such a very
Speaker 1: confusing thing just because like I can't I, on the
Speaker 1: one hand, believe that they are probably aliens, but I
Speaker 1: also feel like I feel like they used conspiracies like
Speaker 1: that to distract us from ship that's actually going on
Speaker 1: in front of us. Hold on, wait a minute, I
Speaker 1: just yeah, I'm listening. Look, I just feel like, like,
Speaker 1: did you did you not notice like every time Trump
Speaker 1: did something fun up they dropped a new alien, they
Speaker 1: did everything. It was like every couple of weeks, it
Speaker 1: was like, by the way, we found new alien and
Speaker 1: just chilling. We didn't had this. We just had this
Speaker 1: thing locked up just in case y'all found something out.
Speaker 1: Hold on that alien. These things upset, just throw the
Speaker 1: alien out, just what they say. My favorite thing was
Speaker 1: that they started they thought that then he could distract
Speaker 1: us with just alien movies. At first that like, ah,
Speaker 1: he was acting up and they gave us like predator
Speaker 1: versus alien to or whatever the funk it was, and
Speaker 1: then he kept acting it up there Like I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to give these niggas a real one.
Speaker 1: We can't just keep showing the fictional ones anymore. It's uh,
Speaker 1: it's weird to me to think that there are entire
Speaker 1: sections of our population, very small sections obviously, who know
Speaker 1: so much more about what exists out in the in
Speaker 1: space and the universe whatever. Uh, then we do like
Speaker 1: that they're just keeping this information from us instead of
Speaker 1: being open and honest about like what does and doesn't exist,
Speaker 1: what these things intend to do with us whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I think it's very it's just a very unfair setup,
Speaker 1: you know, because like, on the one hand, we live
Speaker 1: in a society that's very like anti science, and a
Speaker 1: lot of people are just like just refused to believe,
Speaker 1: like what you've seen in the past year, people refuse
Speaker 1: to believe the knowledge of experts. But on but on
Speaker 1: the other hand end, if you're just a regular nigga
Speaker 1: that just sees an alien, nobody will believe, you know,
Speaker 1: not like like we don't believe like real life experience
Speaker 1: at all in that regard. But I was I had
Speaker 1: like a week or two where I was just like
Speaker 1: really like you know, deep rabbit hole on like cryptozoology,
Speaker 1: which is just like like mythical creata and the only
Speaker 1: important information I took from that is one that we
Speaker 1: discovered guerrillas way later than I realized. When did we
Speaker 1: discover guerrillas? It was like nine five. It was like
Speaker 1: recent gorilla's new gorillas now, bro, Like gorillas were old news.
Speaker 1: These mothers are brand new. Yo. They like it was.
Speaker 1: It was like people would see a gorilla and they
Speaker 1: will be like, yo, I just saw the craziest looking man. Hey,
Speaker 1: that dude got his us all out and we should
Speaker 1: get even. Hey, this thing is throwing I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's on right now, but but we need to
Speaker 1: get out of here. But like, the most fucked up
Speaker 1: thing about cruptozoology is like, if you, as just a
Speaker 1: without a degree human just discover a new animal, you
Speaker 1: just gotta turn that over to somebody who's a professional,
Speaker 1: and then they get to put their name on the
Speaker 1: on the animal. Right. Yeah, it's crazy. It's nuts. And
Speaker 1: it's even worse because we were talking about Trump earlier.
Speaker 1: They named some fucking animal after him recently. It might
Speaker 1: have been a monkey or fucking bacteria. I can't remember
Speaker 1: what it was. It was something where it was meant
Speaker 1: to be ironic whatever whatever. But to your point, into
Speaker 1: the larger point of this conversation, there probably is some
Speaker 1: tribal person who discovered this ship years ago, who like
Speaker 1: has known about these things, who has lived with these things,
Speaker 1: experienced these things and had and doesn't get any credit
Speaker 1: for it, doesn't get to put their name on it
Speaker 1: because white science has been waiting their turn to say
Speaker 1: I found it. I put my fucking flagging it. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: Like everything you read about the dug On people is
Speaker 1: just like, how did these like articles that come up
Speaker 1: on like the first five results on Google her saying ship? Like,
Speaker 1: how did these primitive people that know about the about
Speaker 1: these stars when they couldn't have possibly a found this
Speaker 1: information on their own? Just like, Yo, why the funk
Speaker 1: are you doing this? Like infantilizing bullshit likes goofy eight
Speaker 1: niggers gonna know about stars when they ain't even got
Speaker 1: their titties covered. And it's like, hey man, the titties
Speaker 1: being covered ain't got nothing to do with them understanding space. Hey,
Speaker 1: these boys out here where dance around in masks wearing
Speaker 1: grass skirts, how the funk they know about this about space?
Speaker 1: It's like maybe that's some spaceship that we're not up on,
Speaker 1: and we gotta we gotta take a step back and
Speaker 1: go Oh, we're stupid. We we're not aware of their ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know what, I will consider this for a second.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe they did get get visited by aliens. Do
Speaker 1: you all ever stopped to consider what Africans are doing
Speaker 1: that aliens want to chill with us and not y'all
Speaker 1: you ever stop and consider like what like maybe they're
Speaker 1: onto something that like aliens are just like yo, these
Speaker 1: niggas got it going on. Let's go build them some ship.
Speaker 1: Look at them minding their business doing doing good work
Speaker 1: out in the world. We funk with them. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be something nice. Let's go down mount some TVs right quick,
Speaker 1: uh and then get on back into space. You know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be anything. They'll pay us back eventually. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna build him a cabinet. They head out, But dog,
Speaker 1: you know, you can keep your stuff in here. And
Speaker 1: when we put they put dead bodies in You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: that wasn't my plan, but hey, you can keep your
Speaker 1: stuff in it either way, that's fine. Yeah, look, that's
Speaker 1: not what that's for. I usually just keep like toy
Speaker 1: and stuff in there. But like, yeah, yeah, do whatever
Speaker 1: you want. I thought you were gonna put your shoes
Speaker 1: in it. I'm gonna be honest, but hey, hey, you
Speaker 1: want to put a dead king, fine? Crazy? Do you
Speaker 1: want to toss and his wife and his living wife?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's fine. Oh you're putting all your money in there. Too.
Speaker 1: Interesting choice thought. Now I'm gonna stop. It seems like
Speaker 1: you would need that. It just feels like you would
Speaker 1: need that. Seems like you could redistribute the wealth to
Speaker 1: maybe the people who are not doing so well in
Speaker 1: this community. But hey, you know it's yours. I built
Speaker 1: it for you. Go crazy. Hey, look, I'm not gonna look,
Speaker 1: I'm your empires don't last very long on this planet.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna throw that out there.
Speaker 1: But you don't, do you think you're all right? We're
Speaker 1: gonna take more break. We'll be back with more. You're
Speaker 1: doing a traffics thing. More and my mom would told me,
Speaker 1: and we are bad. Yeah, we're back here with more.
Speaker 1: You know your Travis More and my mama told me.
Speaker 1: We're still talking about the possibility that aliens came to
Speaker 1: this planet and visited to the dog On people and
Speaker 1: uh and talk to him about space and ship gave
Speaker 1: him some information that whitey didn't want them to have,
Speaker 1: and now the white man is trying to take credit.
Speaker 1: Is there any chance, is there any possibility in your
Speaker 1: mind that that they made this up, that this is
Speaker 1: all just uh complete fallacy, that these these dog on
Speaker 1: people in fact, uh didn't actually have this experience. I
Speaker 1: you know what, I think I stumbled upon like somebody
Speaker 1: saying that, like the dude who credited them with knowing
Speaker 1: all this information about the stars was the dude who
Speaker 1: told them the ship in the first place, and then
Speaker 1: somehow in for nation got mixed up and they were like, yo,
Speaker 1: they have an uncanny knowledge of these stars even though
Speaker 1: this dude just told them. I don't like that necessarily,
Speaker 1: but I do believe there's a little bit of room
Speaker 1: for them for like some type of misinformation here, because
Speaker 1: obviously all the wires are not connected. Sure, I like
Speaker 1: what you're saying that that essentially the information isn't perfectly shaped.
Speaker 1: So yes, there's possibility for error, for some sort of
Speaker 1: like uh misinformation being uh sort of mixed into this.
Speaker 1: But it isn't just that some white dude gave them
Speaker 1: the info and then they repeated it over and belief.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that because they have incorporated it into
Speaker 1: their religion to a degree. Yeah, and I and so
Speaker 1: I just don't see a world where some dude told
Speaker 1: them all this ship in like nineteen thirties something, and
Speaker 1: now a whole conspiracy develops. Right, So let's let's unpack
Speaker 1: some of the the hard information here and then maybe
Speaker 1: this will help our listeners. Uh, makes sense of this
Speaker 1: whole thing. So the the dog On people. And I'm
Speaker 1: probably saying the name wrong, but I like dog On,
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna keep saying it incorrectly. But I
Speaker 1: like dog On because it's dog on people. Them dog
Speaker 1: on people. The dog On people that you're talking abo about,
Speaker 1: them people that believe in the aliens, the ones that
Speaker 1: got visited by the space mermaids. They claim that this
Speaker 1: race of people called the or not people, but aliens
Speaker 1: called the Nomos from the star Serious Serious A visited
Speaker 1: Earth thousands of years ago, and the Nomos, which were
Speaker 1: described as this amphibious race, they look like mermaids, much
Speaker 1: like you're describing, walking around looking like mermaids. Tell the
Speaker 1: dog On people about a smaller star called Serious B,
Speaker 1: which orbits Serious A, and it's invisible to the human eye. Now,
Speaker 1: for first of all, before we even get into any
Speaker 1: other information, I'm and I'm just having this realization now myself.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's not enough discussion of the fact
Speaker 1: that you're talking about people coming from a star. Yeah,
Speaker 1: star is hot, bro, Well, I should clarify that they
Speaker 1: they say that they're from a planet orbiting that star.
Speaker 1: So it isn't It isn't that they're saying we we
Speaker 1: are from a star, but they are saying we are
Speaker 1: from this uh star collection basically, and that you're dumb
Speaker 1: eyes cannot see the secret star, which is serious, b right, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: that clears some things up. Does not explain everything, No,
Speaker 1: it does not. And and to to go further into
Speaker 1: some of the things that you've already h acknowledged, this
Speaker 1: story basically became because this story comes in theory from
Speaker 1: thousands of years ago. Literally, according to some priests, this
Speaker 1: is a story that they've been passing down since thirty
Speaker 1: two hundred BC, so old as fuck, right, But the
Speaker 1: story comes to us from these white, these French anthropologists.
Speaker 1: Marcel Griale I don't know how to say stuff. German
Speaker 1: uh Deter Lynn, who recorded it from four dog on
Speaker 1: priests into the nineteen thirties. So it isn't until the
Speaker 1: nineteen thirties that white and western sort of people are
Speaker 1: now discovering this legend of the visitors from outer space. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there was there's also um I I don't remember
Speaker 1: where I saw this information either, but they also had
Speaker 1: like a weird distrust of members of the tribe who
Speaker 1: had had too much contact with Europeans mm. So they
Speaker 1: were dealing very specifically with ones who were just kind
Speaker 1: of isolated from And I don't know how that affects
Speaker 1: the story at all, but it just feels weird to me.
Speaker 1: It feels a little bits us. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: right that you're not, uh, you're not actually talking to
Speaker 1: the people people. You're kind of like picking and choosing
Speaker 1: who you're gonna talk to, and it feels like it's
Speaker 1: not a complete sample, right, There's something and to that,
Speaker 1: there's something really dangerous about that, right, Like we saw
Speaker 1: that even in our polling in the presidential elections that
Speaker 1: like y'all keep asking the same motherfucker's who they're going
Speaker 1: to vote for, and then the news just be wrong
Speaker 1: because you're not actually talking to the full sample of America. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so these French explorers, they did the equivalent of exclusively
Speaker 1: calling people's house phones to see who they're voting for.
Speaker 1: When you know everybody is on Twitter on their cell phones.
Speaker 1: Just put out a Twitter poll, Just do it regular,
Speaker 1: you don't, what's wrong with you? Nobody's answering their house phones,
Speaker 1: and the people that do are losers. They have a
Speaker 1: house phone, First of all, what a fucking do we?
Speaker 1: And then second of all they're answering it and having
Speaker 1: a full conversation with you. Yeah, no, what are they doing?
Speaker 1: People that still have house phones definitely still have the
Speaker 1: little seed through one where you can see all the
Speaker 1: parts like this, a little night like like I saved
Speaker 1: by the bell cup yep, a real heavy one that
Speaker 1: just like a brick. But also I guess you can
Speaker 1: technically communicate with the outside world. Technically technically is a
Speaker 1: key word there. So this, this legend of of the
Speaker 1: g no Miss people is treated as such for all
Speaker 1: of these years, UH, even after this sort of nineteen
Speaker 1: thirties discovery conversation, until there is actual physical proof of
Speaker 1: serious be coming to exist in nineteen seventy, when a
Speaker 1: bunch of UH scientists are able to finally photograph this
Speaker 1: secret star with a telescope, which then changes the entire narrative. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when that happens, I wonder like, first of all, why
Speaker 1: are you so like, why are you so blown away
Speaker 1: by in the thirties when you haven't proven the star
Speaker 1: exists yet? Right, Like, why have you already established that
Speaker 1: these people couldn't have come up with some ship that
Speaker 1: doesn't that you don't even know it's true? Yes, So,
Speaker 1: so to that point they do, there is suspicion, right
Speaker 1: of the star being uh in existence before then they
Speaker 1: say that all the way back to eighteen forty four,
Speaker 1: people suspect the possibility of a second star in the
Speaker 1: serious collection or or sort of like uh space area,
Speaker 1: I don't know the right words, but they don't officially
Speaker 1: know that it exists until technically, I think eighteen sixty
Speaker 1: two is when someone first discovers it by telescope. But
Speaker 1: even then, because of their discovery and because they didn't
Speaker 1: have the ability to photograph it, because I don't think
Speaker 1: that they were easily able to find it again because
Speaker 1: of it's it's super long rotation, that like, they're not
Speaker 1: able to officially confirm that the ship exists. So when
Speaker 1: the dog on people tell this French anthropologist that this
Speaker 1: stuff exists, Everybody's like, WHOA, what the funk? That thing
Speaker 1: that we've been theorizing is true according to them, somebody
Speaker 1: must have told them our secrets instead of being like, whoa,
Speaker 1: they know some ship we don't. Yeah, And again it's like,
Speaker 1: if you can have a suspicion that a star exists,
Speaker 1: like what is that suspicion based on? Is that based on,
Speaker 1: like anything more than just like calculations, which they also
Speaker 1: have a pretty uh, pretty advanced knowledge of mathematics and
Speaker 1: all this stuff, so like you know, a lot of
Speaker 1: ship has been discovered just based on orbits, and like
Speaker 1: when uh, when certain ship comes back around. So it's
Speaker 1: like they could just as easily of determined based on
Speaker 1: its position in the sky. Yes, which is exactly how
Speaker 1: a bunch of Lee's white astronomer astronomers did the same thing, exactly.
Speaker 1: I think in in any other circumstance, you would give
Speaker 1: them the benefit of the doubt and presume that they
Speaker 1: did the work to come to this conclusion. And the
Speaker 1: fact that they're saying no, some aliens told us they
Speaker 1: don't want to admit that that's possibly part of the work.
Speaker 1: And so they're like, no, this is illegitimate, and and
Speaker 1: we we actually did our own work, and we'll prove
Speaker 1: it that way in persume you cheated off of us. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know what I possibility I hadn't considered is
Speaker 1: an alien did show up. But it was an alien
Speaker 1: from a different part of space. And it was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I think there's a star right there. I don't know,
Speaker 1: can y'all can y'all help me with this? I've been
Speaker 1: trying to get to this fucking star and I just
Speaker 1: don't know where the funk I'm going. I just need
Speaker 1: some help from something. Hey, dog, I made up all right,
Speaker 1: like three light years ago, and I have I'm off, man,
Speaker 1: Can you just point where you think the stars already?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, just right there, yeah, just don't even look
Speaker 1: just like kind of eyeball it just like do some
Speaker 1: little calcul aceans or something like that. Oh the tail,
Speaker 1: don't mind that, that's just yeah. I know it's wet.
Speaker 1: I know it's wet. I just can't from Hey, get
Speaker 1: your mouth off that. Come on, now, he's a family restaurant.
Speaker 1: Got that out. Come on, now, you got a whole ocean,
Speaker 1: got the whole ocean. I know, I look delicious, but
Speaker 1: so so the no Miss people, these apparently wet tailed people,
Speaker 1: accordings of the dog on legend, lived on a planet
Speaker 1: that orbits another star. This is this is serious a
Speaker 1: and they landed on Earth and an arc they're saying
Speaker 1: it was an arc that was made that made a
Speaker 1: spinning descent to the ground with a great noise and wind.
Speaker 1: So even that has like such a um a weird
Speaker 1: history in it right, that these people are able to
Speaker 1: describe spaceships before spaceships even exist in in the common
Speaker 1: lexicon of like language and culture and all that. Ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's no consideration of just like religion and ship.
Speaker 1: Religion has famously and consistently just positive like the same
Speaker 1: stories in different forms and different explanations for different ships,
Speaker 1: and they just kind of make up ship and people
Speaker 1: believe that literally happened. Yes, And I'm glad you said
Speaker 1: that because because to that point, the gno Miss people
Speaker 1: are actually a species that appears in Babylonian, Acadian and
Speaker 1: Samarrian myths. So it's not like this is just a
Speaker 1: group that the dog aren't made up and nobody else
Speaker 1: has ever like being connected to them, They've actually existed
Speaker 1: in a bunch of different ancient religions and cultures. And
Speaker 1: on top of that, the Egyptian goddess isis uh Is,
Speaker 1: who is sometimes depicted as a mermaid, is linked to
Speaker 1: the Star series. So all of this ship is colliding.
Speaker 1: The information makes sense, but people are still dismissing this
Speaker 1: group as just dumb bull people. Yeah, and there is
Speaker 1: also documentation suggesting that these people came from Egypt. Mm hmm,
Speaker 1: So like maybe they just learned the ship when they
Speaker 1: were in Egypt, right, that they were part of that
Speaker 1: first visit, and then they just kept rocket. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like I watched a little I watched an ancient Aliens
Speaker 1: clip where they say that, and they just use it
Speaker 1: to suggest Okay, so maybe these mermaid niggas just landed
Speaker 1: in Egypt and not in Molly, and then those people
Speaker 1: took it with them and somehow we credit just the
Speaker 1: dog On people with this information and not Egypt. How
Speaker 1: did that happen? And I think to your earlier point,
Speaker 1: that's a little more palatable for the white tongue, right
Speaker 1: because with that they're able to they think of Egyptians
Speaker 1: at least historically as a lighter skinned people sort of
Speaker 1: like a a whiteish looking people that they get to
Speaker 1: rewrite as sort of closer to themselves. So they're okay
Speaker 1: the Egyptians being sophisticated or having knowledge that that we didn't.
Speaker 1: They're less okay with the possibility that this tribe and
Speaker 1: Molly is somehow smarter than any of us. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: they're not willing to admit that a bunch of dark
Speaker 1: as Negroes could just do some math and get and
Speaker 1: and really not not proved that that star was there,
Speaker 1: just kind of guess and based on calculations that yeah,
Speaker 1: there's probably a star right there exactly. And what's even
Speaker 1: more fascinating is that on top of telling them about
Speaker 1: serious b they also apparently the almost explained to them
Speaker 1: that the planet Jupiter had four moons, that Saturn, that
Speaker 1: Saturn has a ring, and that planets orbit the Sun.
Speaker 1: And this comes way before, like literally hundreds and hundreds
Speaker 1: of years before Westerners eventually accept this through Galileo, who
Speaker 1: they did not take that well from him either. They
Speaker 1: didn't handle when Galileo was saying some wild ship about
Speaker 1: the Sun not being uh circling us. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: What bugs me about that part is one they guessed
Speaker 1: that everything orbited around the Earth, so you could just
Speaker 1: as easily guess the other way around, that that ship
Speaker 1: orbited the Sun, but also very easily calculable by math,
Speaker 1: and like whatnot, not not math that I can do,
Speaker 1: but certainly math that exists, math that someone can do,
Speaker 1: math that someone is capable of. I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: pretend to be able to I didn't. I got a
Speaker 1: bag grade in statistics, but someone can do that math.
Speaker 1: I can't explain to you how any of this ship works.
Speaker 1: I read a poem once in college about how we
Speaker 1: were stupid to think stuff orbits around us, and that's
Speaker 1: the best information I got. But to that point, they
Speaker 1: also got the number of wounds wrong for Jupiter and
Speaker 1: also claimed they also believed Saturn was the only planet
Speaker 1: with rings, And so I would think just having that
Speaker 1: little bit of wrong information, wouldn't you suspect like, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe they did do this themselves. Like if you think
Speaker 1: they're so stupid, why do you think they're They're like
Speaker 1: too stupid to come up with any of this information.
Speaker 1: I would think if somebody, if I think somebody stupid,
Speaker 1: I would be content with them just knowing a little
Speaker 1: bit less than me, You know what, man, I So
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you brought that up, because there are
Speaker 1: a few other things that they sort of missed in
Speaker 1: in some of what they described, right, Like, they believed
Speaker 1: that serious B was located where our son is now,
Speaker 1: that that's where the original location of what they thought
Speaker 1: it was. They also believed that it had this fifty
Speaker 1: year rotation around sex Serious A. But they celebrated the
Speaker 1: thing every sixty years, and scientists say that that doesn't
Speaker 1: really add up. But to your point, that part, I
Speaker 1: think was every six years. And I think there was
Speaker 1: an explanation for I saw an explanation for that. Tell me,
Speaker 1: I think, well, because they also believe that there was
Speaker 1: a third uh serious star. Yes, there's like ceg total
Speaker 1: uh I forget the second one, but then there's like
Speaker 1: m ai is the third one that we has not
Speaker 1: been discussed. We've turned into serious A, Serious B, Serious C.
Speaker 1: But they had like cooler names for it and all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I think that third star, it's orbit or
Speaker 1: its cycle, would explain the six years celebration as opposed
Speaker 1: to fifties. So here's the thing. Though, and to your
Speaker 1: your earlier point, and I think all of that's fair,
Speaker 1: and we should be critiquing some of the error in
Speaker 1: some of their stuff. We don't hold any other discoverers
Speaker 1: to to that same level of like fact checking. Like
Speaker 1: we don't dismiss Galileo if we're gonna use him as
Speaker 1: the example, because he got the tides wrong right, Like
Speaker 1: Galileo believed that tides were because the earth was was
Speaker 1: moving around and the water was basically slashing like a
Speaker 1: drunk dad, you know what I mean, carrying a glass,
Speaker 1: and that motherfucker was wrong. He had no idea that
Speaker 1: it was the gravitational pull of the moon. He just
Speaker 1: thought that's what the tide was from. And yet we
Speaker 1: still refer to him as this brilliant thinker and astronomer
Speaker 1: and all these other things instead of being honest and
Speaker 1: being like, you can be brilliant and wrong as Funk
Speaker 1: at the same time. But to be fair, I would
Speaker 1: that's what I wouldn't guess. But but yes, your point stands.
Speaker 1: You can be right about some stuff and wrong about
Speaker 1: everything else. And with that, I like to believe that
Speaker 1: these people, while completely wrong about certain years and and
Speaker 1: how many moons and which planets have rings and which don't.
Speaker 1: Are know right about a few things that they predicted
Speaker 1: and therefore should be treated with the level of respect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I absolutely agree. I feel like it's unfair to just
Speaker 1: to say they're guilty until proven innocent in the sense
Speaker 1: that they're like their knowledge is dismissed as being sent
Speaker 1: down from from the heavens by aliens. You know. I
Speaker 1: think we should just assume that they did some calculations
Speaker 1: some ship that we don't understand, and they got some
Speaker 1: stuff wrong, But as far as we're concerned, most of
Speaker 1: that ship has an application in real science, So like
Speaker 1: who the fund cares? Now, here's the other thing that
Speaker 1: they predicted that science can't explain that part of what
Speaker 1: their description of serious b was talked a whole lot
Speaker 1: about the mass of seriously that it was apparently crazy
Speaker 1: dents in a way that they knew and have known
Speaker 1: for four hundred years or so, at least like artifacts
Speaker 1: proved has Uh, They've had this knowledge for four hundred
Speaker 1: plus years, and scientists can't explain why these motherfuckers who
Speaker 1: can't do math apparently and aren't capable of basic research, uh,
Speaker 1: discovered the mass of a star that you can't see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And to that, I say, how the fund do you know?
Speaker 1: How the fund do y'all discover any of the ship?
Speaker 1: Y'all are just looking right, You just got telescopes, Like,
Speaker 1: how do you know beyond just their gravitational pull and
Speaker 1: where they are in space relative to each other? Where
Speaker 1: how big or how dense or any of this ship about?
Speaker 1: Like how do they know jupiters gashes Jupiter? You've been
Speaker 1: to Jupiter. I never smelled a Jupiter once. You don't
Speaker 1: know what any of this stuff is. You're just making
Speaker 1: it up, and that's cool. I like that you get
Speaker 1: to make it up. And to that point, I want
Speaker 1: the potential for black people and and brown people and
Speaker 1: people of foreign countries. I want to four them the
Speaker 1: freedom to make stuff up the same way we've afforded
Speaker 1: white people the chance to make stuff up. We let
Speaker 1: y'all niggas use your imagination for all kinds of ship,
Speaker 1: including deciding that that Jupiter has made out of farts.
Speaker 1: So let these people do the exact same thing. And
Speaker 1: you know what it literally in a lot of ways
Speaker 1: is there's a lot of menthinge up there. And you
Speaker 1: know what who gave you the authority to take Pluto
Speaker 1: away from us? I like that, who gave you that?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, it sounds like you're about to get
Speaker 1: into a fun thing that I like to call talk.
Speaker 1: That talk, and what I would love for you to
Speaker 1: do you do is I'm gonna give you thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to go off. You go crazy on that Pluto conversation.
Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, you you go in and kick in.
Speaker 1: I'll play the music. Nobody gave white people the authority
Speaker 1: to decide what defines a planet. It's it's in the
Speaker 1: same position at that any that a planet might sit.
Speaker 1: And who is to say that just because it's a
Speaker 1: little smaller than the average than what this weird a
Speaker 1: pertrarian number, that we've decided that Pluto is smaller than that,
Speaker 1: and therefore it no longer gets to be a planet.
Speaker 1: We got to a point, I don't remember if it
Speaker 1: was two thousand one, two thousand two, or whenever, the
Speaker 1: funk that they've just changed the rules and now Pluto
Speaker 1: is different, and so therefore I think black people should
Speaker 1: take just as much undeserved agency with our solar system.
Speaker 1: And I declared Mercury the nickea planet. Hey there it
Speaker 1: is talk that talk cool motherfucking books, n completely nothing,
Speaker 1: talk that talk. Mercury is the nickea planet. Now, y'all
Speaker 1: ain't welcome there, motherfucker. That's it funck y'all. And that's
Speaker 1: I think at its core. That's that's really what this
Speaker 1: feels like, is like white people declared something at some
Speaker 1: point that space was theirs. That like we didn't have
Speaker 1: any uh, any sense of what was happening outside of
Speaker 1: this planet, that we had no control over any of
Speaker 1: the information. And the reality is none of us know anything.
Speaker 1: We don't even know anything about the oceans. We know
Speaker 1: less about the oceans than we do about space, and
Speaker 1: we don't know shit about space. So like, shut the
Speaker 1: funk up and just accept that these nice people in
Speaker 1: Mouth and they figured some out. And also except that,
Speaker 1: I know you gotta go to an app but except
Speaker 1: that the only reason you're so interested in what's out
Speaker 1: in space is because capitalism on Earth forces us to
Speaker 1: expand constantly beyond the limits of what we already are
Speaker 1: aware of. And so now you feel like we gotta
Speaker 1: colonize Mars and it let Alon must tell it. We
Speaker 1: Gottays have indentured servitude of that. But look, hey, but
Speaker 1: he's trying to bring comedy back. So that's the important
Speaker 1: work that he That is the important part. I will say.
Speaker 1: The last thing that that our little piece of research
Speaker 1: that I'll kick your way is that apparently in n
Speaker 1: and this goes back to your conversation about the third
Speaker 1: planet or a third star rather nineteen five too, French
Speaker 1: researchers Daniel Banest and J. L. Du Vent their names
Speaker 1: are Easier authored an article in the prestigious journal Astronomy
Speaker 1: and Astrophysics with the title is Serious a Triple Star?
Speaker 1: And they suggested, based on observations of motions in the
Speaker 1: Serious system, there is a small third star there which
Speaker 1: would explain something that we don't officially know. Now that
Speaker 1: no one's officially known, but this community has been talking
Speaker 1: about for hundreds of years. They've been focused on the
Speaker 1: possibility of this third star existing, and we've just ignored
Speaker 1: them and called them crazy and and thiefs. Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: I got nothing to say about that except, uh, fuck y'all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck y'all. We're gonna take a break and look at God,
Speaker 1: Look at God, and fuck y'all. That's those are the
Speaker 1: words you wants to be or we'll be back when
Speaker 1: more of my mama told me, and we are that,
Speaker 1: how are you plase help me? Yeah, we're back here
Speaker 1: with more. You're doing you Travis more. And my mama
Speaker 1: told me. We're talking about mermaids and I played a
Speaker 1: man drowning. I don't know. We're having fun, were having
Speaker 1: a good time. It's a place I want to play
Speaker 1: a game. We're gonna play a game. We're gonna we're
Speaker 1: gonna get out of here on a game. But this
Speaker 1: is a very fun game. It's one of my favorite
Speaker 1: games to play with people. It's a game called white Line. Ugly,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. Give me two D White Lines.
Speaker 1: It's a very fun game in which I will introduce
Speaker 1: to you a traditional white conspiracy theory, one that that
Speaker 1: white people have held onto for quite a while. And
Speaker 1: what I would love for you to do is unpack
Speaker 1: why you think this conspiracy theory is so important to
Speaker 1: white people. What do you think they're holding onto? What
Speaker 1: are these sneaky motherfucker's up to that makes sense to you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah. So there's this is a fun one that
Speaker 1: I've heard for quite a while, and I think is
Speaker 1: is it'll be fun given some of the conversations we've
Speaker 1: been having up to this point. But there is an
Speaker 1: argument that the earth is hollow. Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: that that the earth is completely hollow on the inside.
Speaker 1: I have, yep. I I haven't heard it super in depth,
Speaker 1: but I've heard it, Okay. So basically, the argument is
Speaker 1: that there are that the earth is hollow, and there,
Speaker 1: uh it be is now the living quarters for like
Speaker 1: these old colonies, these Viking colonies that basically live in
Speaker 1: these tunnels under the earth. And my question for you is,
Speaker 1: why do you think white people believe in the possibility
Speaker 1: that the earth is hollow? Okay? Well, uh, first of all,
Speaker 1: I feel like if there are still Vikings living under
Speaker 1: the earth and just like in modern times right now,
Speaker 1: it it gives them a much better argument for why
Speaker 1: them having dreadlocks is not cultural appropriation. First of all, um,
Speaker 1: I think it just makes it very easy for them
Speaker 1: just be like, yo, there's a civilization of white dreadlock
Speaker 1: and people beneath the earth that you just don't know about.
Speaker 1: And so uh so, yeah, I can. I can lock
Speaker 1: up my hair even though it doesn't do that naturally,
Speaker 1: that's no problem I also believe that if the Earth
Speaker 1: is hollow, If the Earth is hollowed, there's nothing under
Speaker 1: the earth. And I don't know how deep that goes.
Speaker 1: I'm making a little bit of an assumption about how deep. Oh,
Speaker 1: I think all the way down, like just like hollow,
Speaker 1: all the way down. Okay, Well, that just that makes
Speaker 1: it a lot harder to argue that there is in
Speaker 1: fact ongoing uh slavery and mining happening in the Congo
Speaker 1: from which we acquire our coltan and cobalt that we
Speaker 1: need for our cell phones, and that somehow we get
Speaker 1: that from some other source other than the forced slavery
Speaker 1: and servitude of African people. Yeah, I feel like this
Speaker 1: ship just I feel like the ship just goes, uh,
Speaker 1: just goes a lot deeper than they think it goes.
Speaker 1: I feel like, uh, if earth is hollow, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I I like what you're saying. I do think that
Speaker 1: there's something to the fact that if I say the
Speaker 1: Earth is hollow, I don't have to confront so many
Speaker 1: of the other truths that sort of live on the
Speaker 1: surface just doing cute word play. I think I think, Uh,
Speaker 1: you're doing horrific things on the surface of this planet
Speaker 1: and we don't know what's under there, certainly, but we
Speaker 1: have a pretty good sense that it's not just uh
Speaker 1: like a fucking uh plaster wall. And so at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, maybe confront your ship up here
Speaker 1: instead of predicting what's beneath us in a weird way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just except that Elon Musk is bad and that his
Speaker 1: family got rich profiting off of an emerald mine in
Speaker 1: zi ear this made billionaire ain't all that self made?
Speaker 1: And Tesla is cool, but he's you think he bought
Speaker 1: his first business and fact like, he wasn't rich before
Speaker 1: he bought his first business, Like, what the funk you mean? Whatever?
Speaker 1: This is my fier win his whole life with bad hair,
Speaker 1: and he's still like and frankly, he could have fixed
Speaker 1: it earlier because he had the wealth. He just didn't
Speaker 1: know how and didn't have the social skills to do that.
Speaker 1: And then he got some money and a lady with
Speaker 1: a weird name Grimes, came in and and kind of
Speaker 1: helped him a little bit. But and now they got
Speaker 1: a weird robot named Baby. It really goes to show you,
Speaker 1: I think you can really just be on Rick and
Speaker 1: Morty one time, and people act like he never did. Like, bro,
Speaker 1: hey listen, if a lines listening, I don't know, least
Speaker 1: stop what you're doing. But also, uh, at least share
Speaker 1: some of that money or apologize. You got work to do,
Speaker 1: big dog. I think that's the most important thing to do.
Speaker 1: You can start by You can start by paying your employees.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's always a good place to start
Speaker 1: as a billionaire. Just give your employees an amount of
Speaker 1: money that is equivalent to the work that they're doing
Speaker 1: would be nice. That's that's a good start for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also maybe like demote yourself to employee and you know,
Speaker 1: just share in the way in that way that I
Speaker 1: feel like that's also and I'm getting into the socialist
Speaker 1: ideals here. Uh yeah, yeah, e latmos, just google work
Speaker 1: your self directed enterprise and and just uh do yourself
Speaker 1: a favor. Well. I love that this theory about the
Speaker 1: earth being hollow turned into this. But hey, we did it.
Speaker 1: You nailed it. Great answer. I feel good about where
Speaker 1: we landed. You do it. You can you tell everybody
Speaker 1: where they can find you what cool ship you have
Speaker 1: going on. You can find me on on Instagram at
Speaker 1: professor do at Twitter, at your dot underscore. But you know,
Speaker 1: just look out for cool shit I'm doing. I do
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