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Speaker 1: If you could go to prison for one thing, what

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Speaker 1: That's a lot or what. They were part of a

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Speaker 1: still waiting for my check from them. Send them twenty thousand. Oh,

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame day mornings. That's one. Yes. Hello, Hello, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: I want to play a game. I'm sorry what you're

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Speaker 1: having trouble finding your keys, aren't you? I'll call you back. Hello, Hello, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: Who the is it? Still haven't found your keys? On, Kyle, jesus,

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Speaker 1: is this? What? Games are fun? Kyle? What is going on? Okay?

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Speaker 1: out from with your keys. No. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: are you scared? Girl? Yeah? Gets him her? Kyle? What? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why are you doing this to me? I'm doing this.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this to you because your girlfriend, Samantha set

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Speaker 1: So you didn't say anything to him, did you. No.

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Speaker 1: So your younger brother would kill you if you found

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Speaker 1: was it true? No? But yeah, I just like really

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Speaker 1: talking to him and then like did he tell you? Yeah? You,

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Speaker 1: I mean, he was bummed out about it, but he's

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Speaker 1: he's back to, you know, dating other people. You know, well,

422
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Speaker 1: is it always an STD or do you use different angles? No?

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Speaker 1: Like one time I told a girl that he was

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Speaker 1: violent with me. I think he's gonna end up in

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Speaker 1: jail eventually. Keep going. Yeah, maybe that one wasn't the best,

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00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's just I mean, like, so these girls

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00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: don't say anything to him, like, hey, this girl message

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Speaker 1: me and said that you have an STD, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to see anymore. Or hey, this girl message

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Speaker 1: me and says that you like if you, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna see you anymore. Like I mean, some girls

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00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: have talked to him about it, like they've shown him

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Speaker 1: the message and then he's he obviously doesn't know who

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Speaker 1: it is, but he you know, he has to let

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Speaker 1: them know. Um yeah, other other times, uh, good girls

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00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 1: have called him. I've been been really upset and you know,

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00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: telling him that you know, he's done ever I said

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Speaker 1: at the time, Um, and he is really confused. So

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00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 1: he's he's talking to me about it, but he has

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Speaker 1: no ideas that. Oh okay, Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Maybe you should find someone

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00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: for your brother that you approve. Yeah, you got a

443
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Speaker 1: truck on Instagram, Go start hitting up people like, Hey,

444
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 1: I know this really cool, gentle, std free guy in him. Yeah,

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00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 1: I think that might be my next step. Yeah, all right, well,

446
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you dirty little secret? Puff?

447
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on demand

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Speaker 1: and Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: July seventh, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel. Freshmen, depending on

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00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: where you live, your significant other is definitely cheating on you.

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00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: I'll tell you if you're definitely married to a cheater

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00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 1: in a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm

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00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: all expression, maybe we should send Britney Spears dad to

455
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: North Korea. Oh, good idea. I'm English, Evan, and the

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Speaker 1: Internet erupted over the fourth of July weekend, all because

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Speaker 1: of one billionaire. All right, well, we'll get to those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second before your first story. In

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Speaker 1: the i nd Idiot News network, riis News, they report

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Speaker 1: the news. The website Ashley Madison, a popular website for cheaters,

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00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: posted its annual list of the top cities looking to

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Speaker 1: cheat in twenty twenty one. Married cheaters, right, married cheaters, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: anybody in a relationship. Well, I don't know if you

464
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Speaker 1: can be on there if you're not in a relationship,

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Speaker 1: but mostly it's married people in a relationship On Ashley

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Speaker 1: madison dot com looking to play flappy Jack with someone else.

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Speaker 1: They top three cities based on how many people that

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Speaker 1: signed up last summer. Number three, Las Vegas gets anybody, obviously,

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Speaker 1: Number two Orlando, Orlando, which is strange because Orlando is

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00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,959
Speaker 1: like a retirement Ganda Disney though. Yeah, maybe the cheating Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And number one Miami, Miami. So if you live in

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Speaker 1: one of those three places, sorry to break the news

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Speaker 1: to you. Two in Florida, you're being chief done. Yeah,

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00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: I know, Florida, Alexai. Obviously, Orlando surprised me because there's

475
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: so many old people there. I guess there is there. Oh,

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00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: Orlando's Orlando's most time in Orlando has an NBA team

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00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: and then retirees and then a theme park. That's it.

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00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: So I don't know who's doing the cheating. Well, I

479
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: guess it's NBA. Yeah. In other words, all of the

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00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 1: Orlando Magic are signed up on Ashley Madison dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's what we found out from today's report for me

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Speaker 1: on the and all right, let's send it on over,

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Speaker 1: say Alex Fresh, this is the I n N, the

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00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: idio news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: For your next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh, who's on location in North Korea. Sure, well,

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00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: I say, uh, Jamie Spears Brenice, his dad should go

488
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Speaker 1: North Korea because so maybe he'll feel like, how kind

489
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: of Bernie Spears feels? Oh yeah, right, because he controlled

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00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 1: like a dictator. Yeah, by a dictator. Yes. So Brinnie

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Speaker 1: Spears actually officially announced that she is retiring from music

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00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: because she said that as long as her dad is

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Speaker 1: on the conservatorship that she's not going to perform. And

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00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: so obviously we heard the judge denied Jamie being taken

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00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: off the conservatorship, so she's like, fine, I'm just gonna

496
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: retire then, So I think she's not even planning on

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Speaker 1: ever coming back if he's going to stay in her

498
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Speaker 1: life like that. So it's interesting that she has the

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Speaker 1: power to retire from music because I was reading a

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Speaker 1: post about it, and they haven't spoken for two and

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00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: a half years, Like, who would want to be a

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Speaker 1: part of a conservatorship that the other person does not

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Speaker 1: want you to be part of that at all? Like whatsoever?

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00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: The entire world knows? Why can't the court take it

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00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: away from him? He's honously using her. Why can't he

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00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: you know what? In the same post that I was reading,

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Speaker 1: a family like a close family friend said that her

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00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: dad would call her fat after he became the conservator.

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00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: He would call her fat and see, I'm gonna get

510
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: you a trainer and you're gonna get back in shape,

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00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: and he would be like in her face, screaming geez.

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00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: And then her mom left him in two thousand and

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Speaker 1: two because of the abuse. And then the family friends

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Speaker 1: said that when he became the conservator, he would yell,

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Speaker 1: I am Brittany. How weird is that that's really weird.

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00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: So he thought he was becoming the star just because

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Speaker 1: he had so much control over her. Do you know

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00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: what all this makes me think of? Do you remember

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00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: the og video where the guy on YouTube was like,

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00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: leave Britney aloud? Yeah, Chris Crocker, we should have listened,

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00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: you know who it was? All right, Well that's all

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Speaker 1: I house sending it back to you very much. O.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. And for our

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00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: next story the day, let's send it on over to

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00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: the English evan who was on location at a flower shop. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm with the flowers for himself. No, I'm with a billionaire.

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00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: So Mark Zuckerberg in his latest attempt to convince sucker Zuckerberg,

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Speaker 1: whatever his name is, to his latest attempt to convince

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Speaker 1: be awesome if his name was Suckerberg when everybody shouted

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Speaker 1: it like that when he said it, did I say

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00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: that it's kind of sound like Suckerberg, I did, How

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00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: do you say it? Sucker Zuckerberg, Zuckerberg, zucker Zuckerberg. But

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00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: it still be about it for a Suckerberg and then

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Speaker 1: went Suckerberg every time he did like a press conference.

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00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: No Suckerberg's here, Okay, anyway, Suckerberg we go. Mark Zuckerberg,

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Speaker 1: in his latest attempt to convince the world that he

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Speaker 1: is human and not a robot, decided to post a

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Speaker 1: video of himself waving an American flag while riding an

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Speaker 1: electric surfboard for fourth of July for anything, Well, that's

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Speaker 1: exactly what I mean. He definitely didn't for me, because

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00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: the Internet completely erupted and just said, no one believes you.

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00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, and John Denver was playing in the background.

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00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: It was like he went to his team and was like,

545
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: how can I look like a human being? The world

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00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: thinks that I'm taking over, and I am taking over.

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00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: I need to look relatable. How can I do that?

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00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: Ride an electric surfboard? Fire his team. You're about to

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Speaker 1: leave your job, lady. That means the Idiot News is

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Speaker 1: done for the day. Don't worry, We'll do it again,

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00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: same time. Well tomorrow, lose yo job. You're about to

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00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: lose yo job. You're about to lose yoke job. And

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Speaker 1: that was the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. Tune in tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: same time for another very hard so hard hitting report

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Speaker 1: from the I N N as the Jibil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: First Date. Keisha is on the phone today for a

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Speaker 1: first date follow up. And when you hear about her

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Speaker 1: date and the guy she went out with, you'll understand

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Speaker 1: why she wants our help in getting ahold of this guy.

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Speaker 1: She's been gest to by a guy named Eric. And

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Speaker 1: before we get into the reason why I say that,

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Speaker 1: you'll understand why she's really upset about getting ghosted. First

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Speaker 1: of all, Keisha, thank you for your email. Appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I had no problem. And how long has it been

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Speaker 1: since you heard from Eric? Um, it's been like a week.

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Speaker 1: How many times have you hit him up after your date? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Like three? I almost said a fourth, but that just

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Speaker 1: felt like too much Lamborghini? Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah he does. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I couldn't wait. Your email said that he

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Speaker 1: picked up in a Lamborghini for your date. Before we

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00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: get into all that, we'll get the rest of the story,

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00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: but I just couldn't hold it an understand why you're upset.

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Speaker 1: How did you meet him? Um? I met him at

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Speaker 1: the mall actually of course shopping. Was he buying his Lamborghini?

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Speaker 1: He was not. I was like you know, like doing

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00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: my thing, like just you know, was he buy himself?

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00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: He was actually and it was so like cool and

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Speaker 1: like weird. I guess how did you meet him at

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Speaker 1: the mall? What was like going on his three and

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00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: like he was there and like he's like older, but

582
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: he's like super hot. Oh and then like oh yeah

583
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: like really hot. And then like he like come came

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Speaker 1: over and like offered to like help pay, which was

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00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: like yum. But well so like okay, okay, you work here,

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00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: like where you're getting clothes. Yeah, so he was in

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Speaker 1: a store that you were in, saw you buying stuff

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00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: and just offered to buy you clothes. Yeahs now happened

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00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: to right, Oh I know. But then he was like

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Speaker 1: actually really cool. So he asked for my number and

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Speaker 1: I gave it to him, and he like, yeah, he's

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00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: obviously got a lot of money if if he picked

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Speaker 1: you up for your date and a lambo I was

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Speaker 1: just offering to buy random people's clothes and you must

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00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: seem really really hot. Yeah, dude just come up and

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00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: be like, uh yeah the bag, I'll pay for it.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy obviously though. That's probably how he

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00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: initiates conversations. If he's that rich with people that he's

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00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: interested in that, look at the money. Obviously you guys

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00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,239
Speaker 1: talked and exchange numbers and stuff went out. What did

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Speaker 1: you guys do for your date? Well, first of all,

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00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: he picks me up into Jack Black Lambeau, which is cute,

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00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: and then we go to this like super fancy sea

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Speaker 1: flood restaurant. He ordered the most expensive bottle of wine.

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Speaker 1: But then like he like gives me his coat. We

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Speaker 1: like he dropped me up from my house. We have

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Speaker 1: like a little note um and then I just like,

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Speaker 1: don't hear from him? Oh okay, have you ever been

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00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: treated like that on a day before? I mean not

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Speaker 1: like that, Like he was just like such a gentleman honestly,

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Speaker 1: and like and rich were crying very rich. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean yes. But like the thing that was like kind

613
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Speaker 1: of wild was that I liked talking to him the most,

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00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: and like he was just super easy to talk to.

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Speaker 1: He was so kind, he was really funny, and like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, this guy's like legit, you know, So

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Speaker 1: what do you think happen? What is the reason why

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Speaker 1: he's guesting you? I don't know. I mean, the thing

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Speaker 1: I can think of just like based on circums dances,

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Speaker 1: I guess would just be like he thinks them a

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Speaker 1: gold digger or whatever. But he's legit cool and honestly

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00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: like Jelo and My Loved Woman, caust this thing, you know,

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Speaker 1: it just doesn't okay. Did you really like him though,

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Speaker 1: or is it just cloud to buy the money? No?

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00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: I think the money was the intro. Also his like

626
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: hot face, but he's like legit, he's super nice and

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00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: he's super cool, and he was the one forking out

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Speaker 1: all the money. Yeah, he initiated it. Yeah, maybe he

629
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: was touching that he paid for her clothes. Yeah, that's

630
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: like a weird trap too. Did you offer to pay

631
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: for half the build he picked up in a lambo?

632
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: Obviously it has a bunch of money. Did you at

633
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: least offer because maybe that's his thing? Like, I don't

634
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: care if I had a billion dollars if I took

635
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 1: someone on a date and they didn't even offer, I'd

636
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: be like, mmmm, I don't know if I can see

637
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: you lambo lambo? No, And that's the problem. I know. Yeah,

638
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: shut up pool guy. So you didn't offer pay but

639
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: maybe though for him, that's the thing. Um. Other than

640
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: that are there any other things you can think of? No, huh? Okay,

641
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song, come back, and then call

642
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: him and see being figured out for you, right, thank you, Yeah,

643
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: we'll do it right after this. Just joining us for

644
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 1: today's first date follow up. Keisha is on the phone,

645
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: and Keisha met a dude named Eric, and Eric is

646
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: filthy rich or filthy in debt, We're not sure. But

647
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: they met because she was at the mall and he

648
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: walked up to her and she was buying something and

649
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: he walked up to her and said, Hey, I'll pay

650
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: for it for you if you go out with me,

651
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: and she agreed. They went out on a date. He

652
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: picked her up in his lambeau, wined and nined her,

653
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: and then dropped off, had a few kisses, and that

654
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: was it. That's the last she's heard from him. Has

655
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: been a week, and she doesn't know why she's getting ghosted.

656
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him and see if we

657
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: can figure it out. Okay, I can't wait, all right, Keisha?

658
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Oh? Yeah, Eric, here we go. I

659
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: can't wait. Hello, Hi, misspeak to Eric. Please yes, Susan, Eric,

660
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jebel from a radio

661
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: show called The Jebel Show. And my name is Ox

662
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: Fresh from the Jebel Shoe and my name is Englishevan

663
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: from the show. Okay, hello, how are you. I'm assuming

664
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: you listen to us. Um I don't. Actually yeah, well

665
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: I kind of figured that. I'm sorry about that. Well,

666
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: turn us on in your lambow sometime, be like we're

667
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: actually in one. It could be nice. Wait a minute,

668
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: you know, I drivel Mborghini. You're definitely wondering why we're calling,

669
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: so I'll just get to the bottom of it before

670
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: you hang up on us. Yes, we do a segment

671
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: on our show called the First Date follow Up. That's

672
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with someone

673
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: and then they ghost you, you can email. They can

674
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: email us to get to get you on the phone

675
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 1: and ask what happened. And we got an email about

676
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: you from someone who does listen to our show. And

677
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 1: her name is Keisha. Okay, Yes, I know Keisha. Okay.

678
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 1: Can you tell us why you are not calling her back? Um?

679
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: I mean, look, she's she's a lovely girl. I had

680
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: a fine time. I just personally don't think we are

681
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: a right match. Why do you mind telling us that

682
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: because she thinks the opposite. Look, I mean I am

683
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: going to speak very candidly and disclose this. But she

684
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: got breast implants, Okay, okay, which are great. I'm certainly

685
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: not a pom by any means. That's how to find

686
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: a guy that doesn't like them. However, she just constantly

687
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: told me that she had them. It was just something that, Yeah,

688
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 1: she she just endlessly talked about them. Why she wouldn't

689
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: stop talking about her breast implants? She just recently got them. Oh,

690
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: it was just a little too much. Was she trying

691
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: to impress you with them? Look, I mean she would

692
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: have if she didn't have to talk about them. I

693
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: mean if pretty impressible on their own, I imagine. Yes,

694
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: Why I'm just trying to figure out why I bothered

695
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: you so much not to call her back. Was it

696
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: that you were even trying to have different conversations and

697
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 1: she would just not even engage with you in talking

698
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: about anything else but her breast implants. Yeah, she's just

699
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: telling me about how all these bras she's bought for

700
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: herself now that she has them, and she wouldn't stop

701
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: touching them. And it was just she profusely let me

702
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: know that she had gotten them, and I was just

703
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: a little fit up honestly. Okay, Yeah, if it's the

704
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: only thing someone talks about in a day, that's kind

705
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: of weird. Yeah, that is kind of interesting. I mean

706
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: you would see probably being able to have a different

707
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: kind of conversation, like you know, maybe maybe mentioned the

708
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: boothing once and then move on. Yeah, but also maybe

709
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: she really liked you and wanted you to think of

710
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: them and maybe take her home that evening. Oh. I

711
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: like to find out, though, And I think the best

712
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: way to find out is to just ask her. And

713
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 1: she's listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Yeah, hey, hi, Keisha,

714
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: I did not realize you were there. Um yeah, no,

715
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: it's okay, I guess sorry, Um no, I mean, look out,

716
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm not denying that it was a nice time. I

717
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: really had a nice dine out, but it was just

718
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta understand to be on the receiving

719
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: end of that, it was just, uh, it was just

720
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: kind of a lost Did you really talk about it

721
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: that much? I mean, I guess I didn't. I didn't

722
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: really think so, I know, I like definitely mentioned it

723
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: because I like he's like so hot and rich, and

724
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: I just like wanted him to think I was like cool.

725
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: I mean I thought that you're the cost of thing. No,

726
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: but like I just like wanted him to think like

727
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 1: I guess I was just like marmous, stupid. I don't

728
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: know what. Hurry, Yeah, I M look. I mean I

729
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: think that's really cool if you to apologize. Yeah, I

730
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: just think it was. It was kind of a lot,

731
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: especially when you know, when you're on a first date,

732
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: when you're meeting someone, you you're getting fealed for each other,

733
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: You're trying to know more about the other person. I

734
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: just I don't know, I feel like I didn't really

735
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: get an opportunity to know you. For you, it was

736
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: just this thing that you've acquired, you know what I'm saying.

737
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get into something a little bit deeper,

738
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,479
Speaker 1: you know. I feel like kind of just relentlessly talking

739
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: about your implants like it was just a surface level,

740
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, No, I got it. I'm just like

741
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: just trump just like, trust me, I'm like way more

742
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: than just dude. I got to be honest, You're the

743
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: first girl who's ever said that sentence to me. I

744
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: think that's the persons. I've ever heard someone trying to

745
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: make a case for themselves getting another date more than

746
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: just boob I am, trust me, I'm I'm more than

747
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: just duobed. Well, like, what why I didn't tell you?

748
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: I guess what I like gen bird watching? Okay, that's hey,

749
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: that's that's something other than boobs. You're right, so right,

750
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: I'll ask you this question, Eric, would you like to

751
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: go on another date with Keisha? We will pay for

752
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: it and you can talk about a couple other things, buds,

753
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: you know what, Yes, Keisha, let's do it. Yeah, Yes,

754
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: I would really enjoy going out with you again if

755
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: you could just promise me not to necessarily talk about

756
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: your breast and plants, because I like you and I'd

757
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: like to hear more about you. Congratulations, so cute, and

758
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, the boobs are great. Well. Congratulations

759
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: you guys. The Jewel Show on demand? What happened again?

760
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show that didn't happen any again. That

761
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 1: happens every day thing right now? Ye, yeah, it's happening

762
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: right now. Got an email from our boss. Is a

763
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: little bit of critique of the show. They do it

764
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: all the time because they have nothing better to do,

765
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: so they have to critique a little bit, and they

766
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: usually say things like, um, yeah, so we noticed the

767
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: energy is a little low with you, Well, it's low

768
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: with me all the time. With me all the time,

769
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: right because I don't I mean, we know exactly the

770
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: highest Like, what are they expect from us? You got

771
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: more energy than me. I basically have barely a pulse

772
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: most of the time. And that's not a very radio

773
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: thing to do, because I've been told to explode through

774
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: the speakers. Yes, I hear you've done it before, but

775
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: there's new listeners and they need to hear it, okay,

776
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: So if I were to do what they wanted, it

777
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: would probably sound something like this, good born, it's said

778
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: jatny day outside. I didn't even drive to work on

779
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: skip to work because I'm powered by happenings and admity

780
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: another whatever. I get made out and are you ready

781
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: for all the morning party because we are getting bloke

782
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: up in here. I hope you're pouring your coffee all

783
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: over your face because it's a hot one. And in

784
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: my opinion, most people that I've met when they're getting

785
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: up in the morning don't want to be shouting I

786
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: wanted to hear on the beach jumps. Let's all get

787
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: the energy that we're supposed to have. Okay, okay, okay,

788
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: here we go. What does that mean? You know what

789
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: it means? Energy? Don't ready? Sure? Exploding through the speakers.

790
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: So you know, if we all exploded all over the place,

791
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: all over the speakers, the speakers talking about now, they'd

792
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: be like, guess what everybody's jibil showed. What day is it?

793
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: It's wsday. That's right, It's up day, and I love it.

794
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm kind of sad, you guys. I

795
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: know I'm not sad very often, but the week is

796
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: almost over and I love working up so early to

797
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: do the show Monday through Friday. I love my job

798
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: and I love my life. Yeah. There's another thing too

799
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: that people do that would love it if we do.

800
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: There's just one dude's very, very popular, but he says

801
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: his name and then the entire show also says his name,

802
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: and I've always wanted to try that. So so it

803
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: would be like if I said jew bowl and then

804
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: you guys went bowl. I don't wonder how that feels,

805
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 1: like a dictator chef. That would be energy. So it'd

806
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: be like, hey, what's up? This is jew bowl that

807
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 1: actually feels good? Does it? I know why he does that? Now? Nice?

808
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: Try it? Okay, what's up, y'all? It's Alex sure did

809
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: it feel good? At try it English? Even what's up?

810
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: It's even cool? Good? All right, Maybe I take back

811
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: everything I've said about this industry because it does actually

812
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: feel good. Try it at your office today. Go into

813
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: the office and be like, all right for the day.

814
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: When I say my name Steve, my name is Steve.

815
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: I want everybody in the office to go step Steve.

816
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: Like one syllable. What do you do then, Steve, Steve?

817
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: Not a syllable to the hand. You got to have

818
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 1: two syllables if you want to do that. Let's try

819
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: because it's not the same with one syllable. So let's

820
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: say let's say Steve. Okay, hey everybody, this is Steve. Steve.

821
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 1: It's not the same. Executive Yeah, our executive producers name Brat.

822
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: Introduce yourself. Hey, everybody, I'm Brad. Brad. No, I think

823
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: you gotta go down. Well if he's in the disappointing

824
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: to Brad. So anyway, the email that we got from

825
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: management critiquing the show on its energy and this is

826
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:42,280
Speaker 1: the Jebel Show to do it all right, But they

827
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: also said there's not enough celebrity gossip on the show

828
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: and wood Talk. Okay, so I got a line of

829
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: headlines here from Celebrity Gossip World and this segment that

830
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna call nobody cares, just to prove

831
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: a point here. But if you guys actually do care

832
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: about one of these, let me know. Okay, here we go,

833
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: good parted, Happy Wednesday. Do you know what happened on

834
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 1: Wednesday on The Jewels Show. It's what's going on in Hollywood.

835
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 1: That's a strange place with lots of celebrities that you

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Speaker 1: can read about anything you want to read about online

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Speaker 1: now because it's all on social media. Just follow them

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and you know what they're doing. That's why

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Speaker 1: we shouldn't have a celebrity gossip segment. Anyway, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: do that right now with what's going on in Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Gwyn Stefani and Blake Shelton got married. Cares about that one, alright?

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Speaker 1: Nobody cares on that one. It's nobody cares right now

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Speaker 1: on The Jewels Show, proving a point that we don't

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Speaker 1: need to do the things that we're told. Um, Spider

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Speaker 1: Man co stars Zindia and Tom Holland are officially a couple.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's what I thought. The response was that

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Speaker 1: would be, Hey, guess what Matthew McConaughey says, America is

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Speaker 1: going through puberty? A boom shot boom, So we do

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Speaker 1: can and now Matthew McConaughey wants to date it, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Solid joke for you. Thank you, CARDI bes laugh, I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that. And rounding up the last story in today's

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Speaker 1: Holly Weird Roundup Holly Weird Roundups, and we're saying nobody cares.

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Speaker 1: Pete Davidson is currently removing all of his tattoos. The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on Demand jewbils dirty little Secret. It's time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secrets. Well maybe it's not yours,

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Speaker 1: but somebody on the phone has a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: that they're gonna tell us. And if you have one,

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Speaker 1: you can always text us four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: We'll let you say anything you want to say. You

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Speaker 1: can just spill the tea all over us if you want,

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Speaker 1: let spill that tea, just that sweet tea, that good

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Speaker 1: sweet hot tea just spill right over our little bodies

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Speaker 1: with little secret. Yes I did. Whenever I say t

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Speaker 1: it just kind of happens anyway. It's top of their

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Speaker 1: little secrets that jewels show. And we will always keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We never say what your name is. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. And the phone

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Speaker 1: right now, the fake anonym is nicknamed to tell us

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Speaker 1: and they're a little secret. Why it's Puff the Magic Dragon. Puff?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Hell? Yeah, I'm great, puffing away. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll stop that wake and bacon exactly. So what's up,

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Speaker 1: Puff the Magic Dragon? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: I do so. Yeah, my brother would absolutely kill me

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Speaker 1: if he found out my secret. You're okay, So it's

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Speaker 1: the older or younger. He's younger, Okay, okay, okay, so

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Speaker 1: your younger brother would kill you if you found out

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Speaker 1: your secret. What is it? Well, so about a year

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Speaker 1: ago I set up a fake Instagram account. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: your little tea. Yeah, of your brother, not quite um

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00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, so I followed my brother obviously. Um. But

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Speaker 1: when he's dating somebody but I don't like, I will

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Speaker 1: message them from that account like crazy thing. Yeah, like Um,

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Speaker 1: so I set up an account like posing as a girl.

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Speaker 1: I took some girls pictures and I made it my own. Um,

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Speaker 1: and so I messaged this girl. He was stating that

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Speaker 1: he had given me an STD and that we used

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Speaker 1: to day wow straight for the jug. Yeah, so is

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Speaker 1: it true? No? But yeah, I just like really didn't

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Speaker 1: like her. And what did she say? Um? Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: she messaged me back, and so she ended up saying

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Speaker 1: that she was grateful that I told her they hadn't

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Speaker 1: fled together yet, so she was gonna duck out of

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Speaker 1: that relationship. Oh wow, So you're doing this because you

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Speaker 1: don't like your brother's girlfriends? Do you like your brother

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Speaker 1: in a in a weird way? Yeah? I mean it's

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Speaker 1: a little strange, little I mean a little bit, but

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Speaker 1: like you know, somethings are very protective. They are protective

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Speaker 1: and we'll do crazy things like that to get somebody

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Speaker 1: out of their life. Okay, Exactually yeah, I just don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't like I want him to find a good

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Speaker 1: person and the girls that he's finding and dating are

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Speaker 1: just not it. And I get that he's given him

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Speaker 1: maybe so yeah, so she stopped talking to him, and

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Speaker 1: then like, did he tell you. Yeah, you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he was bummed out about it, but he's he's back to,

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Speaker 1: you know, dating other people. You know, well, is it

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Speaker 1: always an STD or do you use different angles? No?

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Speaker 1: Like one time I told a girl that he was

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Speaker 1: violent with me. I think he's gonna end up in

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Speaker 1: jail eventually. Keep going. Yeah, maybe that one wasn't the best,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, it's just I mean, like, so these girls

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Speaker 1: don't say anything to him, like, hey, this girl messaged

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Speaker 1: me and said that you have an SD, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to see anymore. Or hey, this girl message

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Speaker 1: me and says that you like, so I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: see you anymore. Like I mean, some girls have talked

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Speaker 1: to him about it, like they they've shown him the

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Speaker 1: message and then he's he obviously doesn't know who it is,

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Speaker 1: but he you know, he has to let them know. Um. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Other other times, uh, your girls have called him. I've

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Speaker 1: been being really upset and you know, telling him that

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Speaker 1: you know, he's done, I said at the time, Um,

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Speaker 1: and he is really confused. So he's he's talking to

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Speaker 1: me about it, but he has no ideas that. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: well thank you for telling us your secret. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: should find someone for your brother that you approved. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta truck on on Instagram. Go start hitting up

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Speaker 1: people like, Hey, I know this really cool gentle std

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Speaker 1: free guy. Yeah, I think that might be my next step.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well, thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Puff, what's your dirty little secret? The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. Remember, you can follow the show

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Speaker 1: can follow each of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I met that Dreas, I met Evan on the radio,

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Speaker 1: And we never like to break the news to you,

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Speaker 1: so we'll just let kim Kay do it. And I

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Speaker 1: just want you guys to know, like how much we

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Speaker 1: really appreciate you. Guys, each and every one of you

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Speaker 1: are spending time away from your families to be with

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Speaker 1: our crazy family. See you later. It's a Jewel Show.