1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: I purposely told my parents the wrong time for my 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: wedding and they are furious. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 2: But I do it again. Am I the a hole? 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,719 Speaker 3: It's not actually a smart move, but it is just 5 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 3: such a hilarious way of making sure your parents aren't 6 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 3: at your wedding, Like, just tell them it's on Tuesday. 7 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: Oh oh sorry, sorry, I mean like I must have 8 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: gotten the dates mixed up. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Really, 9 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,639 Speaker 1: like they just show up to like the middle of nowhere. Yeah, 10 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: you say your wedding's in a forest. Oh yeah, and 11 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,159 Speaker 1: it's in Nevada in the desert. Like, wow, that's a 12 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 1: weird destination wedding. But okay, So my male thirty three 13 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: parents are late for everything, like everything. Both of my 14 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 1: sisters and myself have been disappointed so many times, graduation ceremonies, 15 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: birthday parties, even my father's retirement dinner. It is completely 16 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 1: my mother's fault. She's a wonderful woman and I love 17 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,879 Speaker 1: her dearly, but she does not understand the concept of punctuality. 18 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 2: That's tough. 19 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you to get a shot collar 20 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: for your mom. Then every time she's late, start zapping 21 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: her until she gets there. 22 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 3: That is one way to do it. Sam, You're so 23 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 3: kind to your mother. It really inspires me. 24 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 2: Man. 25 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: Thanks Mom. I have seen her talking to her sister 26 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: on the phone and reminded her she needed to be 27 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: at my baby sister's dancer title. She waved me off 28 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: and arrived after my sister had danced. That's so bad. 29 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: That's just like almost like just inconsiderate. Yeah, or it 30 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: is inconsiderate. 31 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. We are all used to it. 32 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: My dad is just done trying to get her to 33 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: be on time for anything. My now wife, Emale twenty 34 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: eight told me in no uncertain terms that if my 35 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: mother was late for our wedding, she. 36 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 2: Would do terrible, terrible things to me. 37 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: She was only half joking, but she was a witness 38 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: to my mom and dad driving halfway through my cousin's 39 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: Kinsanira halfway through. 40 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 3: Dude, Like especially a wedding, like I can get even 41 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 3: being late to like a king signior or something. 42 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 2: But which is already bad. But a wedding. 43 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: So Opie has a plan. Okay, here is what I did. 44 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: It is completely on me. My wife is not involved. 45 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: If there's a dick move, it was completely mine. When 46 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: we were getting samples, for the wedding. I talked to 47 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: the printer and had one special invitation printed with the 48 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: time on it, stating it was one hour earlier than 49 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: the actual start time of the ceremony. Pretty smart, not 50 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: bad at all. Also selling it all the way with 51 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 1: an actual invitation with the time. 52 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 2: Pretty smart. Yeah, that's his. 53 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be like five hours, three 54 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 3: hours in advance. 55 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, with how late these parents, I would have 56 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: done three hours. 57 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you never know. 58 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: My mother was beside herself apparently when they left the 59 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: house and thought they were going to miss the wedding. 60 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 1: She was part of with her and my mother in 61 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,959 Speaker 1: law lighting the candles we would use to light the 62 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: unity candle and stuff. But she arrived and noticed other 63 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: people were also just arriving and parking. She was so 64 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: relieved that we were starting late that she just went 65 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: with it. So she was invited early to the wedding, 66 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: was like late. Was worried that, oh my god, I'm 67 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: gonna miss the whole ceremony, and then realize that it 68 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: was starting late. I mean sounds like it might just 69 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: be the perfect crime of death. So far, so just 70 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,799 Speaker 1: I guess make sure no one finds out that's it. 71 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 1: The ceremony went off beautifully, and so did the wedding 72 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: pictures in the reception. But the problem came last Sunday. 73 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: My parents came over for a big family dinner and 74 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: we didn't bother starting the grill until they showed up, 75 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 1: which was much later. 76 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 2: She asked by everyone. 77 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: Wasn't eating, and we just said we knew we would 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: be waiting for them since they are always late. 79 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 3: Just the facts. 80 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 1: She said that she wasn't always late and had been 81 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 1: on time for my wedding, which also, how are you 82 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: not like self aware of your lateness? 83 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, at that point when you're that bad, that that. 84 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,080 Speaker 1: Late, and also like even if like saying you were 85 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: on time for a wedding, that even if you believed 86 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: it started late, like and you're not on time and 87 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: the wedding just started late. Yeah, so you're not. You 88 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: don't get to get out of jail free cards. Oh god, 89 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: she hadn't been. They arrived forty five minutes after the 90 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: time on their invitation. And then my idiot cousin John 91 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: real name, because it's common and he deserves people to 92 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: know he is adult snorted at her statement. A few 93 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: other people giggled smiled at this, and she picked up 94 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: and asked what was so funny. I came clean and 95 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: told her about the special invitation. She is pissed at 96 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: me for not trusting her and making her look foolish 97 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: in front of everyone. If my cousin had just controlled himself, 98 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: she never would have known. So am id a hole 99 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: for making this special wedding invitation. 100 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 2: Wow. 101 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: Man, and there's a little update. But I would love 102 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: to I would love to hear what do you think? Yeah, 103 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: I mean absolutely not. I think that was like a 104 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: great plan. And like also, like me, I've recently come 105 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: to the thing of like, oh, when I'm like organizing things, 106 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 1: I should have an hour buffer. Yeah, this is like 107 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: commonplace to people who like organize events for friends. 108 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,720 Speaker 3: But I'm like, yeah, that makes so much sense. So 109 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 3: it's actually not even out of the ordinary, I would say, 110 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 3: in some ways. 111 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 2: Agreed agreed at it. 112 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: So part of the reason she is mad is because 113 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:49,279 Speaker 1: she had her invitation framed. I guess she was just 114 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: so proud of being on time for one thing. Yeah, finally, 115 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: to be honest, I was already planning a heights with 116 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: my sisters to replace it with the real one in 117 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: case she ever noticed the discrepancy between hers and the 118 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: one we have framed in our home. And number two, Yes, 119 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: we are Latinos and Noah do not in any way 120 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: consider it racist. How many of you guess that? I 121 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,520 Speaker 1: mean they said to Kinsinia, it's all like the hours 122 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: of deduction. Yeah, I've been to Spain and it's been 123 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 1: an issue there too, and the Philippines, basically anywhere those 124 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: guys were in charge. I guess like lateness and three, 125 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: stop defending John. He and I have spent thirty years 126 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 1: messing with each other. I have an AMA the asshole 127 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: story that ends with me getting an offensive tattoo, five 128 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: thousand dollars for the removals, and him getting a body 129 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,160 Speaker 1: cavity search at the Mexican border. I would post it, 130 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 1: but it happened like ten years ago. Wow, that's a 131 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: prank war. Still post it, buddy, Yeah, I would still 132 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 1: post it open. Yeah, we might just read it. 133 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think Opuza hole for what they did, 134 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 2: not at all. 135 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 3: It's like at that point and it's just so bad 136 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,159 Speaker 3: on the mom like e on time for you be 137 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,599 Speaker 3: like I'm going to be There's for the wedding, be like, 138 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 3: I'm going to be there like two and a half 139 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 3: hours early, because it's like, would you rather be like 140 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 3: super early maybe. 141 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,719 Speaker 1: Or miss your daughter's wedding with your son's wedding? 142 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 2: Come on? Yeah, so bad. 143 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,479 Speaker 1: But let me ask you who messed up most in 144 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 1: your life by being late to something or what was 145 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: the time that you were late to something and messed 146 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: up yourself. I was not late to something, but when 147 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,919 Speaker 1: I was leaving San Jose del Cabo, I was like 148 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: living there for a month and it's just during COVID 149 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: and I was leaving and I got like three hours 150 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,119 Speaker 1: early to the airport. And then when I was getting 151 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: my COVID test at the airport, which you can do, 152 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 1: there was a guy there and he was like, hey, 153 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 1: like do you want this, you know, to go a 154 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: little faster? And I'm like, oh, what do you mean. 155 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 1: He's like, hey, you know, if you give me like 156 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,679 Speaker 1: twenty dollars ago, like you can get your results faster. 157 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 1: And I'm like, nah, man, I'm okay, I'm like three 158 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: hours early. 159 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 2: I'm a man of principle. 160 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: I don't need to bribe this dude. And then I 161 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: wait one hour, no results, two hours, no results. Two 162 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: hours and forty five minutes no results. The plane is boarding, 163 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,919 Speaker 1: and I'm like frantically calling the things like where's my 164 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: test result? Three hours they would not let me on. 165 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: I missed my flight and I had to go get 166 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: another COVID test. And so I learned my lesson. Always 167 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 1: bribe the guy. That is the moral of the story. 168 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,880 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, moral of the story. Bribe people. 169 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 2: That's right, all right? 170 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: Season love you. 171 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 3: Karen steals from me then brings the police to my 172 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 3: doorstep to arrest me. 173 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 1: I love how Karen's trying to pull the reverse Huno 174 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 1: card on you all the time. They're always like, Okay, 175 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: I fucked up, but I'm just gonna make it look 176 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: like you are doing exactly what I just did so 177 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 1: I don't get in trouble. 178 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 2: It's it's truly insane trickery. 179 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 3: Which day over here, Big big trickery, big trick background info. 180 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 2: My name is Sean, and I. 181 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 3: Love that background info. Bro thats some great info. What's up, Sean? 182 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 3: And my dad has a nice collection of vintage consoles 183 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 3: from when he was in his twenties. 184 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 2: Cool. 185 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 3: Hell yeah, sick since he didn't use the consoles that much, 186 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 3: he gave me a few of them. I mostly use 187 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 3: his game Boy Color because I love playing Pokemon Crystal 188 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 3: on it. This story takes place when I was fifteen 189 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,680 Speaker 3: and I'm now nineteen. The story tell us the story 190 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 3: I was at the greatest place on Earth, daven Busters, 191 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 3: an arcade that I I love visiting to this day. 192 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 1: Have you been? 193 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,160 Speaker 2: I have been to Dave and Busters. I've never been. 194 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 2: It's cool. 195 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 3: It's literally took you GE's for adults. I mean, it's 196 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 3: exactly that when I saw a little boy snatching those 197 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 3: cards Dave and Busters use for games for people. So 198 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 3: like you have a car that you can like load 199 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 3: with your money on it, it's like pickpotting people's that 200 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,000 Speaker 3: they've loaded, you know, ten twenty bunch of money on geez, 201 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 3: little kids. 202 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 2: A little rascal, little rascals. 203 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 3: I didn't really do anything about it, since it wasn't 204 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 3: my business and Karma would catch up to him soon enough. 205 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 3: But once I was done playing with a game boy, 206 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,719 Speaker 3: I was about to get up so I could get 207 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 3: a card myself and play some of the games. But 208 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,680 Speaker 3: then I was quickly stopped by a woman. Excuse me, 209 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 3: young man, stop right there. Oh god, not that caravans me. Hi, 210 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 3: how can I help you? Like every classic Karen, She 211 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 3: used the let me see your manager voice. Yes, actually 212 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 3: you can help me. Give my son your game guy 213 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:07,440 Speaker 3: toy that you have right there. Excuse me, you heard me, 214 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 3: young man, give my son the game guy? 215 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: What game guy? 216 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:13,959 Speaker 3: The game guy. 217 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 1: It's kind of like a solid name though, game game guy, 218 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: game guy? Yeah, I mean it is a yeah, you 219 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 1: know what it is. 220 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 2: And why would I do that? 221 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 3: Well, my son has behaved for a month and I'm 222 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,560 Speaker 3: trying to find the perfect a gift for ham. 223 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 2: Buy it by. 224 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:42,840 Speaker 3: The gift for it and purchase it, you fucking maniac. 225 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 2: Uh. 226 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 3: And the fact that she kept calling it a game 227 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 3: guy annoyed me. He's like, my dad is a vintage collector. 228 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 3: You know this is ship on the name. This is 229 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 3: the ninety seven Raspberry Hardshell. 230 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 2: You idiot? 231 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,960 Speaker 1: Wow is that real? 232 00:09:59,160 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 3: I know. 233 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,360 Speaker 1: That sounded legit. 234 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:07,720 Speaker 3: Sorry, ma'am, but I'm not giving my game boy away. 235 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,880 Speaker 3: Oh okay, alright, how's about forty forty What do you 236 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 3: mean forty forty dollars forty. 237 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,160 Speaker 2: Bucks for your game guy? How is that so hard 238 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 2: to understand? 239 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 3: God, Lady a game Boy costs a little over one 240 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 3: hundred bucks, and even if it did cost forty dollars, 241 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 3: I'm not selling it. The Karen went back to her 242 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 3: kid and started talking to him. I just ignored it, 243 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 3: put my game Boy in my back pocket, and went. 244 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 2: Over to get my car. Oh this kid, this kid. 245 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 3: I got in without any issues, and I went over 246 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 3: to play a game. While I was playing, I felt 247 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,680 Speaker 3: a little bit of a shuffling in my rear region 248 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 3: and heard small footsteps walking away from me. 249 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,720 Speaker 1: You don't want to hear shuffling in your rear agent ever, 250 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,959 Speaker 1: the rear region should be absent of shuffling. 251 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 3: Shuffle free, shuffle free zone. Can you guess what happened? Yes, 252 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:01,440 Speaker 3: my game Boy was gone. It was now a game. 253 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,760 Speaker 2: Guy game gone. 254 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 3: I instantly knew who was responsible for this. I don't 255 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 3: get mad easily, but since the game Boy was my 256 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 3: dad's originally, I was furious, especially since it had my 257 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,760 Speaker 3: Pokemon game still in it. I stormed over to the Karen, 258 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 3: who's walking out of the arcade with her son. Hey, 259 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 3: lady Karen looked at me shocked because I found out 260 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,680 Speaker 3: that my game boy was missing. How dumb do you 261 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,320 Speaker 3: have to be to not notice a whole console missing 262 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,200 Speaker 3: from your pocket. I also love how he calls it 263 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 3: a console. I mean, I guess that is what it is, 264 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,679 Speaker 3: and I've never heard anyway, yeah referred to it. It's 265 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 3: a game boy. 266 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,240 Speaker 2: It's you. What do you want? 267 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,600 Speaker 3: Your little spawn of satan stole my game boy? How 268 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 3: dare you say that about my little angel? Give it 269 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 3: back now? No? 270 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 2: No, he deserves this. Why why does he deserve it? 271 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,560 Speaker 2: He stole it? Who fucking maniac? 272 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 3: Oh my god? I trained to take it back from 273 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:10,680 Speaker 3: the kid, but Karen slapped me hard. What what the 274 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 3: hell was that for? I'm just trying to get my 275 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 3: console back? 276 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,240 Speaker 2: Well, too bad, your. 277 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:26,559 Speaker 3: Your game guy is hours now, no insistence, saying, are 278 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 3: you kidding me? 279 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:27,559 Speaker 2: Right now? 280 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 3: That's my dad's game Boy, So what it's old and junkie. 281 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 2: He wouldn't care. 282 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 1: And it's old and junkie, get your own by yourself. 283 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,440 Speaker 2: F YI. 284 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,439 Speaker 3: My dad loved playing his game Boy, and I'm pretty 285 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 3: sure my dad would be flaming about this. I tried 286 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 3: to snatch the game boy and I actually got it, 287 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,360 Speaker 3: but only because that devil's hands was very greasy. H 288 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,960 Speaker 3: And now my game boy was very dirty God, how 289 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,760 Speaker 3: dare you take that from him? I'll be calling the police. 290 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 3: I just ignored them, hopped onto my back, and headed home. 291 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:06,079 Speaker 3: You thought that was all hell, No, there's more. About 292 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 3: an hour after I got home, I heard a knock 293 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,559 Speaker 3: on my door. Lo and behold, an officer was. 294 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 2: At my door. 295 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 3: The police officer guess who was behind her? Karen and 296 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:21,000 Speaker 3: the devil. The officer asked me if I had a 297 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 3: stolen item, and it took tons of convincing for that 298 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,800 Speaker 3: officer to let me go. 299 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,560 Speaker 2: I had to show. 300 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,960 Speaker 3: Him my five year old receipt for the Pokemon Crystal. 301 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,320 Speaker 3: Once that was dealt with, Karen bothered me for a 302 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,920 Speaker 3: few more days, but then she later gave up. I 303 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 3: still can't get over the fact that she didn't call 304 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,080 Speaker 3: it a game boy, but a game guy. 305 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 1: I also, like, I can't believe he had a five 306 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 1: year old Rahie. That's the most impressive part. 307 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 3: Of Seriously, like I would have pulled out the collection 308 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:48,640 Speaker 3: or something. 309 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.