Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod. It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome back to the episode of Two Teas
Speaker 2: in a Pod. Today we are going to be recapping
Speaker 2: the Valley. How are you, Dolores, I'm good?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm going to the happiest place on Earth today, Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Oh get out.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel so bad. I mean, my daughter's nineteen,
Speaker 2: and I still feel bad when I have to go
Speaker 2: away for a weekend or in this month of where
Speaker 2: we May. I've been like.
Speaker 1: Today's May twenty eighth, It's Frank's birthday.
Speaker 2: Have you happy birthday?
Speaker 1: You know? Cast trip?
Speaker 2: Then I got home, I went to New York and then.
Speaker 1: You haven't been there.
Speaker 2: Then you have not been. I have not been home
Speaker 2: the month May.
Speaker 1: So ever since I need some attention.
Speaker 2: Yes, so Memorial Day when we got back from NAPA,
Speaker 2: we went to lunch and went shopping, and then yesterday
Speaker 2: we went not on her nails done. And yesterday Mom,
Speaker 2: you know, you said you want to go Disneylandson, we
Speaker 2: always go on once or twice a year, and I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: she goes can we go on Wednesday? I'm like sure,
Speaker 2: let's go. Do you want to invite your brother? No?
Speaker 2: Come on, no, he can go next time.
Speaker 1: She just wants you to herself. We always want our
Speaker 1: mom to ourselves.
Speaker 2: So before we get into the valley, did you there's
Speaker 2: a couple of things I want to talk about. Did
Speaker 2: you see that Brittany Jax's X has a new love interest?
Speaker 1: I didn't, Yes, so will X Victim his name?
Speaker 2: He's a musician, Grammy award winning musician Bill Gittin's I
Speaker 2: believe is how you pronounce it? So I went down
Speaker 2: the rabbit hole. I looked him up. He's award winning musician.
Speaker 2: He's got a beautiful he is a beautiful man, beautiful,
Speaker 2: so very happy. She is thirty six and has been
Speaker 2: seen with him. I don't know why an articles they
Speaker 2: always have to put your age. Why do they always Well.
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for Angela Oakley's age to be in
Speaker 1: an article.
Speaker 2: It's never gonna cap up.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why they do that.
Speaker 1: I guess, well, you're thirty six, it doesn't really matter
Speaker 1: if they put your age. But I am really excited
Speaker 1: for her. I hope that whatever it is gets her
Speaker 1: through what she needs to go through right now.
Speaker 2: Well, this will get her through it, trust me, google that.
Speaker 1: What is it the saying to get over somebody? Get
Speaker 1: under them? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So she was on Lawless podcasts recently and she spoke
Speaker 2: about a new romantic interest.
Speaker 1: Oh Brittany, Brittany, you're vulnerable right now. I don't care
Speaker 1: how cute he is or how good his voice is.
Speaker 1: Please listen to me. Just keep your head on straight.
Speaker 2: So happy for her. And then I don't know about you,
Speaker 2: but did you wake up this morning wanting to see
Speaker 2: the Chrislies walking out of jail? I know this isn't
Speaker 2: probably related, but Trump grantly kind of I boll pardon wow,
Speaker 2: Hot and Julie after two years of being.
Speaker 1: Wow, they were looking at some heavy time.
Speaker 2: And what did you think about the time that they
Speaker 2: got for the punishment they got for what they did?
Speaker 2: Twelve years and seven years.
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about the case.
Speaker 2: Camera we need Emily and Shane to get on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need to know more about the case.
Speaker 2: So I'm waiting to see those pictures. You know, there's
Speaker 2: gonna be pictures of them coming out, just like there
Speaker 2: was of Teresa.
Speaker 1: I wish them the best.
Speaker 2: That's all okay, so let's get onto the valley. Episode seven. Now,
Speaker 2: Jasmine is driving with her girlfriend Melissa to pick up
Speaker 2: Zach from lax. Jasmine says she's still struggling by Danny
Speaker 2: and what went down, and I'm like, come on. She
Speaker 2: thinks the apology from the White Party wasn't sincere. Later on,
Speaker 2: she tries to explain, and he's very open list.
Speaker 1: He had the patience he did him and Nia had
Speaker 1: the patience to hear out her feelings and hopefully put
Speaker 1: it to bed.
Speaker 2: I just that whole scene with Zach talking about his
Speaker 2: on and off again boyfriend Benji. I zero interest. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: zero interests. Nia and Michelle are with the kids set
Speaker 2: and play date. Nia asked what happened at the dinner
Speaker 2: after she left, we got a flashback to Jasmine ranting
Speaker 2: about Danny's behavior. Nia says Danny claimed to have apologized
Speaker 2: from the bottom of his heart at the White Party,
Speaker 2: but she didn't hear the conversation. While playing at the
Speaker 2: sand table, Michelle talks about her own issues with Jesse.
Speaker 2: Apparently is this is where I'm really Apparently, Isabella told
Speaker 2: her that if she wants to marry Aaron she should
Speaker 2: now she's taken advice from a four year old, which
Speaker 2: why would she even be having conversations with her daughter
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: They're putting a lot on Isabella. Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2: And Michelle admits she wants to get married again and
Speaker 2: she hope it's to Aaron.
Speaker 1: But Aaron was ready to fly the coop last episode. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't really want to deal with this and
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and you know, you only have to
Speaker 1: say that to me once.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: See yeah, then.
Speaker 2: Don't then exactly, you know what you're signing up for.
Speaker 1: If you handle it, then don't see don't tell me
Speaker 1: about it, just go Yeah. Well, now they have moved
Speaker 1: in together, Aaron and Michelle have moved in, That's what
Speaker 1: I heard so allegedly. So then Isabella's around Aaron a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so see what happens. But Jason, Luke and
Speaker 2: Danny are getting burgers this scene here, I mean Jason.
Speaker 2: Jason has a bit of an intervention with Danny, claiming
Speaker 2: he made Janet uncomfortable in the pantry. I mean, Jason
Speaker 2: sticking up for his wife.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing they did show it. He didn't have
Speaker 1: to shut the door.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, he says that he walks in Danny's
Speaker 2: in confessional. He says he walks in grabs a white claw. Now,
Speaker 2: wouldn't that be a warm white claw? Or is there
Speaker 2: maybe a refrigerator in the past. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I know it's like they're like beating a dead horse
Speaker 2: at this point about this whole pantry thing. And if
Speaker 2: he was really hiding taking a swig out of the
Speaker 2: tequila bottle, why would he do it in front of Janet?
Speaker 2: I mean, off on the show.
Speaker 1: Of people that don't drink, that he has to be
Speaker 1: hiding in a closet to drink.
Speaker 2: I mean every time, Brittany, I think he hid.
Speaker 1: I don't think he hid. I really don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think so either. But these this is a
Speaker 2: group of people that drink a lot. I mean, Brettan's
Speaker 2: saying like it's always like, let's shot it.
Speaker 1: I think he just.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think he needed to go in there and
Speaker 1: shut the door though, you know, you're in there with Janna,
Speaker 1: who's going to make a thing about everything you do.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. But then Jason was bugging me
Speaker 2: so bad in the situation because of the fact like
Speaker 2: he was acting like a little bitch, like getting involved
Speaker 2: in sticking up for his wife and all that. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: But let me ask you something. He was sticking up
Speaker 1: before his wife for what reason? Because someone shut the
Speaker 1: door and took a swig of Tekeia. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he was sticking up for her
Speaker 2: or just being her mouthpiece and she has it out
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: It's just wright, does Janet have it out for him?
Speaker 1: There seems to be a thing where they they're like, well, Janet,
Speaker 1: of course she was gonna make a big deal about it, right.
Speaker 2: I just the whole scene was there's a lot of.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of dragged out storylines here, and I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: it's the truth. It is. We're still talking about Jasmine,
Speaker 1: who we already spoke about this all season. I understand
Speaker 1: that was rude and that was wrong, and he apologized.
Speaker 1: So you either move on or you don't or don't
Speaker 1: accept the apology and say, listen, just stay away from
Speaker 1: me and don't ever bother me again. But you're you
Speaker 1: know that, so, but we're still talking about this, and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna now talk about the swig of tequila
Speaker 1: behind the pantry.
Speaker 2: Well, we do get some new new dirt in the
Speaker 2: show when Jacks comes back to record a video while
Speaker 2: he's in treatment. He's wearing a shirt that says tired dad.
Speaker 2: And I thought, what is this? You don't even have
Speaker 2: your kid, like, you're in treatment, why are you wearing
Speaker 2: the shirt? So I googled it to see, like, is
Speaker 2: this like a cool brand or something good?
Speaker 1: I'm glad you googled, right, and.
Speaker 2: It was you know how I am? And all I
Speaker 2: can find was a shirt on Etsy that said tired dad.
Speaker 1: So I was like, tired from what?
Speaker 2: Tired from what?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: So, after seventeen days in rehab, he's going to see
Speaker 2: his son. He starts getting emotional in his video and
Speaker 2: says his experience at the treatment center has been eye opening.
Speaker 2: I really want to feel bad for him.
Speaker 1: But I'm just not there yet. I do not feel
Speaker 1: bad for him, No, I don't, But I just hope
Speaker 1: he does the right thing. And I'm not so sure
Speaker 1: that he is because now he's getting out of rehabit,
Speaker 1: he's getting an apartment next to Tom Schwartz, and you know,
Speaker 1: the first thing they teach you and rehab is people places,
Speaker 1: things you need to remove yourself from.
Speaker 2: Right, And he's like literally telling Brittany that he wants
Speaker 2: to work on their relationship, and then he gets a
Speaker 2: house next to Schwartz where you know that's going to
Speaker 2: be a party house. I just don't think that's the best.
Speaker 1: Ways in the middle of everything. And he seems to
Speaker 1: be the most calm, but he's always in the middle
Speaker 1: of the shit happened.
Speaker 2: I think he's a little bit of a voice of reason,
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean he should have told him, don't
Speaker 1: come by me. Yeah, a real friend at this point
Speaker 1: with some common sense would say, Jack, you don't belong here.
Speaker 2: Well, he should have talked to his wife first, you know,
Speaker 2: he should have had some communication there with her.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what I was saying. I don't buy
Speaker 1: any of this. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: And then be like, hey, listen, you know I want
Speaker 2: to make plans when I get out, and I want
Speaker 2: to talk to you about it, but don't say you
Speaker 2: want to work on our relationship and then go move
Speaker 2: next to you know, frat boy Alli.
Speaker 1: After he's calling her names, rage texting her while she's out.
Speaker 1: I mean, no, no, he shouldn't even have his damn phone. Right.
Speaker 2: So at Brittany's rental house, she's with her mom setting
Speaker 2: up for the Shark party. Luke and Christen come over.
Speaker 2: Brittany tells them that Cruz got to see Jax after
Speaker 2: thirty minutes to them being together. Britney showed up so
Speaker 2: Jax could talk to the therapist together and things didn't
Speaker 2: go well. So Brittany's like, she's there's no discouraged, there's
Speaker 2: there's no hope. Yeah, somehow he got into the house
Speaker 2: without her knowing and took off the covers to the
Speaker 2: security camera he put up in the first place. So
Speaker 2: do you have security cameras inside your house? You probably do,
Speaker 2: because yeah, you're with a somebody has a high tech house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, it's a smart house. So yeah, I have
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 2: So he has taped cards over in the past, he
Speaker 2: came in, he removed them, and it was he's so
Speaker 2: he can spy on Brittany while he spends the rest
Speaker 2: of his fifteen days in rehab.
Speaker 1: I would imagine I'm sorry, I don't know, is he
Speaker 1: and McDonald's or rehab. Why does he have access to
Speaker 1: his phone? I need be texting his drug dealer. He
Speaker 1: could be texting his friends. That's a bullshit ass rehab.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: What had been great rehab for him is to cast
Speaker 2: him on traders because you can't drink, really you can't.
Speaker 2: You don't have your phone, You're locked in a room,
Speaker 2: like there you go, nobody, you can't do.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't have to be casting on traders. I know, no,
Speaker 1: I know that, but like, like this is what we're
Speaker 1: resorting to at this point. Tmera for this guy to
Speaker 1: be like humbled, like cast him on traders so he
Speaker 1: can actually go to a real rehab.
Speaker 2: I know. So Brittany had it. She says she wishes
Speaker 2: Jackson was in jail so she didn't have to deal
Speaker 2: with him. And I get that, Well, get.
Speaker 1: That would be a real another one that would be
Speaker 1: an actual rehab for him.
Speaker 2: Well I understand they have a kid together, but Brittany
Speaker 2: also needs to take some responsibility and stop engaging in
Speaker 2: these conversations with him. Block him, block them, check it out.
Speaker 1: He can't get to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you afraid of him?
Speaker 1: Is he violent? Because sometimes when you block a guy,
Speaker 1: they get violent, they come after you, so you're afraid
Speaker 1: to block him, and I understand that. But instead she's like,
Speaker 1: letting him do this if she wants any new relationship
Speaker 1: to work, and take it from Michelle, you know, cut
Speaker 1: the shit with the fighting. Stop making fighting with your
Speaker 1: ex a part of your relationship. New relationship.
Speaker 2: Okay. So to get this straight, she has a rental
Speaker 2: in the house that they bought together in the valley
Speaker 2: that was where he was staying, right, So he took
Speaker 2: the camera, He took the papers off the cameras in
Speaker 2: hopes that he's going to catch her coming in there
Speaker 2: and doing something. It's just so weird. Anyways, let's move on.
Speaker 2: So Danny takes Jasmine and Melissa to a brewery. He
Speaker 2: only orders water. Smart move. Jasmine explained she got triggered
Speaker 2: by Danny's actions because this is something that happened to
Speaker 2: happens to her all the time. Men don't take her
Speaker 2: relationship with Melissa's serious.
Speaker 1: I understand what she's saying, but but I do too.
Speaker 2: I understand that, but do you think that it was
Speaker 2: that deep with Danny? You know, you're in a friend group.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he he patted her around the
Speaker 1: butt or something anyway like that.
Speaker 2: Ever, again, well, I will give him props because he
Speaker 2: did sit, he did listen, he did educate himself, and
Speaker 2: he did apologize, and he didn't try to push back
Speaker 2: in any way. So lovely, Yes, that was good.
Speaker 1: He was That was good. He accepted his fate. He's
Speaker 1: he said he was sorry, said he was wrong. He
Speaker 1: listened to her feelings after the apology. So I think
Speaker 1: we should be good now.
Speaker 2: So and Kristen, Luke, and Jesse are grabbing lunch. They
Speaker 2: catch Jesse up on all the drama surrounding Danny, and
Speaker 2: Kristen says Jason is on her shit list, so she's
Speaker 2: pissed off about Jason going off on Danny. Kristen says,
Speaker 2: Jason needs to keep his wedding ring on all the time.
Speaker 1: Kristen doesn't like him right now. She looks really pretty,
Speaker 1: by the guys, she looked great.
Speaker 2: She looked great. So Kristen's like, Jason needs to keep
Speaker 2: his wedding ring on when he goes out. So evidently
Speaker 2: she's claiming that when he goes out, he takes his
Speaker 2: wedding ring off and guess puts in his pocket. I
Speaker 2: don't know that would not be I was supposed to
Speaker 2: be a rumor.
Speaker 1: Oh here's something that happened two years ago.
Speaker 2: Two years ago. Now, what do you think about a
Speaker 2: man married man that doesn't always wear his wedding ring.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people don't always wear their
Speaker 1: wedding ring because it's just not you know, always Like so,
Speaker 1: I don't wear rings all the time. I don't wear
Speaker 1: my jewelry. It gets in the way, like I don't
Speaker 1: like things on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I, oh god, I remember a time where
Speaker 2: we were, Eddie and I were on Watch It Happens Live.
Speaker 2: We were in New York, obviously getting ready at the hotel.
Speaker 2: We were rushed out and we were on it together.
Speaker 2: This is right after we got married. And and doctor
Speaker 2: what's that doctor, famous doctor that's on movies, Doctor film? No,
Speaker 2: the other one that's Drew, doctor Drew. Okay, And he
Speaker 2: made a comment because Eddie didn't have his wedding ring
Speaker 2: on and he left it. Yeah, he made he left it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you made like a negative comment Like that says a lot.
Speaker 2: He left it on the scene.
Speaker 1: Like a normal I didn't know he was a I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, let's not go there. But whatever you think.
Speaker 2: And Jesse's confessionally so the rumor was completely stupid. Personally,
Speaker 2: he would take his wedding ring off to go to
Speaker 2: the gym in the grocery store. Why the grocery store.
Speaker 1: That night there, that's the biggest ever.
Speaker 2: He should have kept that out. The gym, I get it,
Speaker 2: because you're picking up weights, but the grocery store.
Speaker 1: See say less.
Speaker 2: Yes, Luke is getting so annoyed that Kristen brought up
Speaker 2: a necessary drama. I mean, I think it's pretty much
Speaker 2: every husband's reaction to his wife gossip, being like, oh god,
Speaker 2: really now this is going to cause a problem.
Speaker 1: I love that Luke was mad about it.
Speaker 2: Why are we having a shark party?
Speaker 1: Another kid party? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean I thought for a second maybe it was
Speaker 2: her son's birthday, but I'm like a shark party. So
Speaker 2: everybody shows up to Britney's rental house. Oh, because it's
Speaker 2: Britney's favorite animal is a shark? An animal? A mammal?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's so Why would a shark
Speaker 2: be somebody's favorite? It's called it a fish.
Speaker 1: It was rough. This was a rough episode. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: What I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 1: This was a very She has a lot of theme parties.
Speaker 1: This was a very raveryone. If she ever if I
Speaker 1: was at her house the week before for the Cowgirl
Speaker 1: Party or Cowboy Party, whatever it was, and then she
Speaker 1: sent me an invitation for the Shark Party, I would
Speaker 1: definitely be busy that week.
Speaker 2: I this, You're right. This episode was a lot. I
Speaker 2: mean not in a good way. It was like it
Speaker 2: was a little bit of a struggle to get through
Speaker 2: for me. Now everybody's showing up to the Shark Party
Speaker 2: and Sina Brock and Lala. I got a little confused
Speaker 2: when I saw Brock barely he had one speaking part,
Speaker 2: and I know broke.
Speaker 1: Beer.
Speaker 2: That was his kind of show.
Speaker 1: He would be like the magledon necklace guy.
Speaker 2: So at first I thought when I saw Lala, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, there's Nia. She's pregnant and they were
Speaker 2: hiding it the whole time, and it was Lala.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. I wouldn't want to I wouldn't be upset
Speaker 1: if I was mistaken for Laala. I think she's so pretty.
Speaker 2: He's so pretty, so pretty. Did you like seeing the
Speaker 2: Man of pompcast on the Valley.
Speaker 1: I always like seeing them on the Valley. It's not
Speaker 1: the first time they were at the last party.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's difficult for them as as cast
Speaker 2: that was on a show, popular show for over a
Speaker 2: decade and now they're just popping in. Do you think
Speaker 2: that would be a hard pill to swallow? Are they like,
Speaker 2: you know what we're to go on and we know
Speaker 2: next season we're going to be full time.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that when you're not filming, any chance
Speaker 1: to film, do it a chance, you have to do it.
Speaker 2: You know, it's all about it makes if it makes sense,
Speaker 2: do it right.
Speaker 1: It's all about staying on TV. Like Lala got her
Speaker 1: scene now that could have you know, Shay and La La.
Speaker 1: I mean Sina was standing there in La La and
Speaker 1: they told off Jesse and you know, they got they
Speaker 1: got a scene and it was nice to see them. Actually,
Speaker 1: they brought a lot to the show and that's good
Speaker 1: for Bravo to see bring them back.
Speaker 2: I like seeing familiar faces.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: I think it's a very very good, yeah, very smart
Speaker 2: mood for them to film because this is, you know,
Speaker 2: a new, up and coming show and I do believe
Speaker 2: that they'll be on it full time eventually. I think
Speaker 2: we need them.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 2: We absolutely need that group.
Speaker 1: So at the party, how many people could they have on?
Speaker 1: They'd have to get rid of some people or I
Speaker 1: think they could.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying so. At the party, Jason approaches
Speaker 2: Danny to apologize for his behavior. At lunch, Jason gets
Speaker 2: emotional and he's talking when he's talking to him. But Danny,
Speaker 2: he does accept his apology and they end on good day.
Speaker 1: Was very nice about it.
Speaker 2: I've always seen Danny pretty nice. Like That's why I'm like,
Speaker 2: am I missing something? Is he like this crazy drunk
Speaker 2: that only the cast knows about? And he's you know,
Speaker 2: some people on on camera are like print and proper
Speaker 2: and nothing like they are in real life.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, it's coach both ways. They could be
Speaker 1: bad on camera and good in real life.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, exactly, like Camra Judge. Yeah, you know sometimes.
Speaker 1: Everyone says she's nothing like she is. I know she's
Speaker 1: so nice.
Speaker 2: You know why because because I would drink too much
Speaker 2: on camera and I'm not a good drinker. So I
Speaker 2: have learned that I should not do that because I
Speaker 2: get nervous. People don't understand that people. Yeah, oh, she's
Speaker 2: so outgoing, and I'm like, no, I'm really not. You know,
Speaker 2: I just I get my camera balls and I drink
Speaker 2: and then i'd go overboard. But which sometimes I'll make
Speaker 2: good TV, but then I have to put up with
Speaker 2: a g or's that chet bitch.
Speaker 1: So I make good TV and listen.
Speaker 2: But Jason nohing. He messed up being Janet's mouthpiece by
Speaker 2: going after Danny made me like him again, like he admitted,
Speaker 2: like what I did was wrong. He's like, fuck, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I wasn't a bro. So I'm wondering if if his
Speaker 2: wife is like, really, why'd you do that? You didn't
Speaker 2: stick to the script.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, I mean it was a little redeeming for
Speaker 1: me to see. I'm glad that he did it. It
Speaker 1: was the right move.
Speaker 2: He should have done that, absolutely. I think afterwards he's like.
Speaker 1: Fuck, fuck fuck fuck.
Speaker 2: Sola calls Jesse out on his unacceptable behavior towards Michelle.
Speaker 2: How did you feel about Laala getting involved in this?
Speaker 2: Because she's like, she goes after him and then she says,
Speaker 2: I have zero interest in this conversation, but she started
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: I know, God, well we know Lala to be that girl, right.
Speaker 1: She went hard on Tom Sandible, she went after Rachel.
Speaker 1: She's the one who's gonna speak her mind, go after
Speaker 1: the guy and you know whoever, and say what she
Speaker 1: has to say. Well, you know, it's like it's not
Speaker 1: like something new that we've seen, something out of character
Speaker 1: for her. No.
Speaker 2: So, Lala and Sheena are very close to Michelle, and
Speaker 2: I think that they know more information than the rest
Speaker 2: of us do. But he did admit to calling her
Speaker 2: names and in a group chat into her face said
Speaker 2: it was a moment of weakness. I mean, it wasn't.
Speaker 2: I'm not sticking off by any means. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. It's I don't know if it
Speaker 2: was something that she should get involved in, but it was,
Speaker 2: you know, it's by stuff the show a little bit.
Speaker 1: Does she do it off camera too?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I really don't know.
Speaker 1: Like, like if I got in a fight, like if
Speaker 1: something happened with me and Paul and me and Laala
Speaker 1: were really close, is she get to see Paul out
Speaker 1: and tell him off. I kind of feel like she would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she would.
Speaker 1: I know, I want to give it to her. I know,
Speaker 1: Sheena always, you know, fights for what's the right thing,
Speaker 1: and Laala says it. I mean, I just think that
Speaker 1: they really are true to who they are in real person.
Speaker 1: Well know, friends with Ghina too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I appreciate it. Sheena laid into me
Speaker 2: a little bit at the upfront because picking on the show,
Speaker 2: for picking on the sho and she talked to me
Speaker 2: about it, and like, Okay, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: I've been in reality TV long enough and I get it.
Speaker 2: And so I'm sure that if she's coming to me,
Speaker 2: she would go after her acts as well. Now, Jesse
Speaker 2: tells Jason that Kristen's going to approach him about something,
Speaker 2: and then you know, he like your what are your
Speaker 2: thoughts on him getting involved in this? Jesse given Jason
Speaker 2: a heads up. Should he stay out of it? Should
Speaker 2: he be like hey, dude, like I know he just
Speaker 2: made up. I want to have your back here, but
Speaker 2: some shit's been said about you and she he doesn't
Speaker 2: tell him what it is, and you get sealed. Jason
Speaker 2: is fucking unraveling.
Speaker 1: He's like, what is it?
Speaker 2: Oh God, what is it? And I thought thought at
Speaker 2: a moment, like is he really insecure or did he
Speaker 2: does he do something that can get him in trouble,
Speaker 2: because I know if somebody told Eddie like by the way,
Speaker 2: someone's going to confront He's like, bring it, I don't care,
Speaker 2: Like what could it be?
Speaker 1: Say the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was really nervous about it, to the point
Speaker 2: when he found out what it was about.
Speaker 1: You could see the relief.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god, that's all it is.
Speaker 1: Well some people, but like you know, some people don't
Speaker 1: like surprises, like like if you called certain friends, like
Speaker 1: if you called Teddy and said I have to talk
Speaker 1: to you, and she'd be like, no, no, it's got
Speaker 1: to be no, no, we know she's done nothing.
Speaker 2: I've done that to her. I've done that to her.
Speaker 2: I've called her and I said, hey, I got to
Speaker 2: talk to you about something. You know, let me know.
Speaker 2: She was on a horse show, so let me know.
Speaker 2: When you're home and by yourself, and she's like, calls
Speaker 2: me immediately, Are you alone? Are you with your daughter?
Speaker 2: And she's like I'm with her, and I said just
Speaker 2: call me, like no, I gotta know now, I gotta
Speaker 2: know now. So some people are like that, but he
Speaker 2: was a he looked like a nervous wreck.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. Like, I'm not going to judge
Speaker 1: him by that. I could. I could, but not. Everybody
Speaker 1: says care free, don't give a shit as me, right,
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna say that's probably more of annoy
Speaker 1: response than saying who cares? Yeah, yeah, I think me
Speaker 1: and Eddie are like brother and sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just used to Eddie. I don't give a
Speaker 2: shit what anybody says.
Speaker 1: I I'm like Paul, I don't care. Don't tell me
Speaker 1: it's so funny.
Speaker 2: You and Eddie are a lot of like Me and
Speaker 2: Paul are a lot of like just as so funny.
Speaker 2: So look and Christen sit down with Janet and Jason.
Speaker 2: Luke tells them about the rumor that's spreading. Jason's relieved
Speaker 2: that this is the rumor that's one hundred percent false.
Speaker 2: Janet pulls Jasmine over and she says she heard this
Speaker 2: rumor two years ago. I mean, now we're.
Speaker 1: Jasmine again, right.
Speaker 2: She likes to get in the middle of things, that's
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know, but not in a nice way.
Speaker 1: I don't think she was being nice to bring She's like, well,
Speaker 1: then she backtracked on the rumor. Well, it was two
Speaker 1: years ago, and I really don't believe it. Then, why
Speaker 1: you're bringing it up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, because it's reality TV and that's what we do.
Speaker 2: And Jana's confessional, she says she knows where her husband
Speaker 2: is at all times because she puts an air tag
Speaker 2: on him. I think she was joking.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't joke that. And you know what,
Speaker 1: if you want to put an air tag on your husband,
Speaker 1: go ahead, how about it? How about it? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: My husband would find it and throw it in the bushes.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's there's something called an iPhone you can.
Speaker 2: Jack, you don't people, I'll find my friends.
Speaker 1: It's called Find my Friend. It's called Share your Location.
Speaker 2: Live through sixty. So then Brittany pulls her friends aside
Speaker 2: to tell them about Jack's new condo next to Tom Schwartz.
Speaker 2: They tell her to get a lawyer immediately so she's
Speaker 2: not stuck with the fourteen thousand dollars a month mortgage.
Speaker 1: Where does he get it? That's a fucking lot of money.
Speaker 1: Why so much? I don't see a house that that
Speaker 1: justifies that kind of mortgage in my missing.
Speaker 2: I mean, their house is nice, and I don't know
Speaker 2: how much they paid for it. But it's just I
Speaker 2: would personally wouldn't feel comfortable with that amount of mortgage.
Speaker 2: I know people like to I'm weird even with I
Speaker 2: paid my car. I paid my bought my car with cash. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't like payments, especially big me either.
Speaker 1: You're not me, I don't. I don't like you never
Speaker 1: know what tomorrow brings, so I don't like dat. I
Speaker 1: don't Now they have to worry about how are they
Speaker 1: going to pay this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just say, sell the damn house, finalize
Speaker 2: the divorce, and move on. You're gonna be much happier,
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Then Jasmine and Britain sell it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jasmine and Brittany go to jacks Is to meet up
Speaker 2: with Tom Schwartz, which Tom is just sitting there, going,
Speaker 2: I'm getting paid for this, right, I'm getting paid for this.
Speaker 2: You guys ton't really do anything. He just kind of
Speaker 2: sits there, kind of like when he went to Summer House.
Speaker 2: He's just there and he's there and he's smiling. And
Speaker 2: I like him a lot. I think he's a good guy.
Speaker 1: But I like him. He's like like soft spoken and
Speaker 1: he's not nasty.
Speaker 2: I think he's out of all the guys, he's the
Speaker 2: guy to marry Tom Schwartz.
Speaker 1: It's really not a lot of choices here.
Speaker 2: There's not a lot of choices. But Brittany puts a
Speaker 2: nap So they go to Jackx's bar. They get a
Speaker 2: little shady. Brittany puts a napkin over a frame picture
Speaker 2: of Jack's. Jasmine's getting involved. No, no, no, we're going
Speaker 2: to cover his face, and I'm like, okay, haw funny
Speaker 2: Schwartz has been texting with Jacks, who's making it seem
Speaker 2: like rehab has done wonders for him?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing, so much wonders. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Brittany just found out that Jacks hasn't been paying
Speaker 2: their mortgage since May. It is now, this was filmed
Speaker 2: in August, so there's three months. So if you take
Speaker 2: fourteen thousand times three, that equals forty two thousand dollars owed.
Speaker 2: I don't know where she came up with it. I
Speaker 2: probably owe one hundred thousand dollars at this point, and
Speaker 2: it's going to ruin my credit all these these late fees.
Speaker 2: Maybe whatever else he didn't pay, Yeah, maybe she meant
Speaker 2: he's not paying anything, Like, where does what does he
Speaker 2: do for a living? He well, you know, he's big
Speaker 2: on cameo. He had said like at one time, I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's true, but he and he's always well,
Speaker 2: he is always at the top of the leaderboard and
Speaker 2: cameo that he made like almost a half a million dollars.
Speaker 2: He makes a half million dollars just on cameo. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: So and then he has his bar. But I, you know,
Speaker 2: I've owned a brick and mortar and know how that works.
Speaker 2: It doesn't always make money, and you know, I don't
Speaker 2: know how well that's doing. Britney starts crying, says she's
Speaker 2: going to lose her dream home and her family because
Speaker 2: of Jack's Britney tells Schwartz. There's no more Jackson Britney,
Speaker 2: she says, and we get a flashback of a relationship
Speaker 2: throughout the years. It was really cute and sweet to
Speaker 2: see their relationship and their marriage and all.
Speaker 1: I watched it. I couldn't sleep one night and their
Speaker 1: wedding was on and I watched it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you told me about that.
Speaker 1: It was and it was like they did flashbacks then
Speaker 1: of before her life got dragged through the mud. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like I wouldn't want to watch the flashbacks of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it sounds like it's over. There's no hope
Speaker 2: of them getting back together. Hopefully they can co parent. Well,
Speaker 2: now Jacks. We see the previews for next week and
Speaker 2: Jack's is there, So Jax does come back there. I
Speaker 2: believe they're in Hawaii. So that looks like a good
Speaker 2: episode because this episode wasn't great. Sorry, it wasn't great.
Speaker 2: We have a few fan comments. Janet and Jason need
Speaker 2: to go. Janet needs one of your CBD gumbies. So
Speaker 2: that was it. So we will see them in Hawaii
Speaker 2: next episode. I always like to watch it.
Speaker 1: They get a great cast trip? Is that the cast trip?
Speaker 2: I think? So, oh my god?
Speaker 1: And we got the Jersey shore always, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so nice. It's nice, love it. I know, so
Speaker 1: Ireland ones that we can't forget about the one time
Speaker 1: we went to Ireland.
Speaker 2: That well, we went to Ireland. It was one of
Speaker 2: my most favorite trips ever, just because visually it was
Speaker 2: so beautiful, Like I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Who wakes up in a castle every day? You know?
Speaker 2: Castles and riding bikes through the countryside. Now, Hawaii I
Speaker 2: haven't been Hawaii in a hot, hot minute. It's been
Speaker 2: like I've never been, you've never been. No, how far
Speaker 2: is it? How far a flight? It's like a five.
Speaker 1: Hour flight, eighteen hours or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, wonder there's other place hours that's after after
Speaker 2: five hours, it's twenty four hours. You guys are you
Speaker 2: can go to like the Bahamas.
Speaker 1: It's three and a half hours to the Bahamas. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, that's I'd rather do that. Okay, guys, thank you
Speaker 2: for tuning in and too. Yeah, and we'll see you
Speaker 2: next week in Hawaii.