Speaker 1: Hey, are you horrible motherfucker you? This is Wheezy and
Speaker 1: I wanted to make a great announcement. I have a
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Speaker 1: gonna be in New York on October and in Atlanta
Speaker 1: on December eighth, Miami to be announced. It's gonna be
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Speaker 1: It's going to be such a good fucking time. See
Speaker 1: you soon. Oh yea ya ya ya ya ya ya
Speaker 1: ya ya ya yah. What's up y'all? This is another
Speaker 1: episode I don't know. I feel like I don't know
Speaker 1: to be trying to be like I don't like for like,
Speaker 1: I really need that clip to be the text. Yo,
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. I really be trying to like
Speaker 1: do some sound effects. How fuck you? You know what's funny?
Speaker 1: Listening to Joe Buden's podcast makes me feel like it
Speaker 1: does it so cool and maybe I just don't know
Speaker 1: how to sound cool like Joe bird. Well, Hi guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to get another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is
Speaker 1: your girl Mandy V. Yeah, Ash, I'm wheazy, UM and
Speaker 1: I was about to steal another podcast. I was about
Speaker 1: to make some say um, and we are here um
Speaker 1: yet again. I know that you guys did not think
Speaker 1: we would make it, but this is another episode and
Speaker 1: it's just me weekly in the studio. You guys liked
Speaker 1: how we go back in the day, um, and we
Speaker 1: was using um guests to cover up our hate towards
Speaker 1: each other for quite some time. UM, we didn't want
Speaker 1: to talk to each other. So what's the guests? The
Speaker 1: guests that you could think of that we need it
Speaker 1: to have. Um. You literally we got in a fight
Speaker 1: the days the Stripper episode came out, and that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be a solo episode. She was like, no,
Speaker 1: don't worry, I gotta guess it's a stripper. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I got us a guest because I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Bitch. You remember that whole She was like,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. We're not doing a solo episode,
Speaker 1: but I have a guest for us. Oh and you
Speaker 1: texted something and I said, bitch talking about me? How
Speaker 1: you like? No? I text you on an accident. I
Speaker 1: was so mad. She was ready to come for me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, damn. So I want you all
Speaker 1: to know the therapist episode said we have to come. That.
Speaker 1: I liked a lot because even when niggas I don't
Speaker 1: know what they're saying when they text what you mean
Speaker 1: and me and you or something will say sure. Some
Speaker 1: people think sure. It's very like that was a good idea.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't want you to know when I
Speaker 1: say I don't. I don't really just tell you all.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I want to stop this for a second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're in a loud speaker studio where all the podcast
Speaker 1: records as part of a larger studio space. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if you can hear the base, but I
Speaker 1: could smell weed. I would only be okay if it's
Speaker 1: like ty Dolla's line next door. Anyone else who change
Speaker 1: this here? One day we were recording, I know it,
Speaker 1: so it's nas like it's I. Why don't I run
Speaker 1: into them? Like ever been here? Yeah, he's been here.
Speaker 1: He has been here. Not well, I've been here. This
Speaker 1: is the studio he records out of. But he definitely, um,
Speaker 1: he'd definitely be in the studio. Smells like weed. Bro,
Speaker 1: I love weed. I don't know why you're like you're disgusted. Sorry,
Speaker 1: doesn't tell because it's you said. I recently had a
Speaker 1: CBD gut me for like af passed out and fell
Speaker 1: asleep in the house, did you I would never take
Speaker 1: an edible like it was CBD, so I thought it
Speaker 1: was different because I thought it was like not that
Speaker 1: big a deal. But I worked Midtown and I've been
Speaker 1: finding CBD coffee shops and stuff, and there's a there's
Speaker 1: a new restaurant I can't remember. But they actually are
Speaker 1: infusing CBD oils into their cocktails. That sounds so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna want to try that. But you don't want to
Speaker 1: drink in real life? I do, but you don't. We
Speaker 1: when we used to hang out, when we tried this.
Speaker 1: I drink. You don't even you have one drink and
Speaker 1: it's a bottle on my party. W whee, y'all, y'all
Speaker 1: say what you want us to go out? We have
Speaker 1: to find like an ice cream parlor to go to
Speaker 1: or something, because Weezy will have me go out. And
Speaker 1: of course you want to go to fucking meat packing,
Speaker 1: So bitch take me to places where the drinks twenty
Speaker 1: dollars and she want to be in there for a
Speaker 1: two minutes. I decided, I haven't talked about it, but
Speaker 1: I decided our first time we went out is going
Speaker 1: to be at a party, like a black a party.
Speaker 1: No I would have liked to. I'm gonna need you
Speaker 1: to come up with another concert to other than a concert.
Speaker 1: I don't know where else we're gonna go where we're
Speaker 1: both gonna be like okayy uh, we're gonna go to
Speaker 1: like okay, we could do keeping. This is what we
Speaker 1: could do them Bay in Brooklyn? What is it half
Speaker 1: for me? Half? What is that? It's niggas but like
Speaker 1: afrobeats and hippie ships? Is it outside? Go ahead, man,
Speaker 1: do the goddamn whatever you want. So just be a pussy.
Speaker 1: I have one. Okay oneue check le that ship, I'll
Speaker 1: be hot. Um. Well, I guess we're gonna go ahead
Speaker 1: and start this week off. Normally we do catchups on
Speaker 1: our pussies, um, but because we are corporate women, I
Speaker 1: want to go ahead and catch up kind of on
Speaker 1: what's been going on with you know, us and our jobs.
Speaker 1: We don't talk about our jobs much because um, y'allho
Speaker 1: don't need to know ship. I will say the new
Speaker 1: job that I have been at for all of maybe
Speaker 1: two months now, I have been spotted about six times.
Speaker 1: So in the in the building. Do you mean it? Bro?
Speaker 1: Not for that? So we're gonna ahead and catch YEP,
Speaker 1: it's just if you. Um. I guess in my head,
Speaker 1: I just assume, oh no, not over there, bro. Um.
Speaker 1: But I was spotted in the cafeteria by two people
Speaker 1: and then other people hit me and my Instagram was
Speaker 1: like hey girl, Hey work buddy, and I was like fuck. Um.
Speaker 1: I will say, um, I have been completely stressed with
Speaker 1: my new job, especially with the hours that I work. Um,
Speaker 1: but more so because I most recently had to have
Speaker 1: the black talk with one of my black seniors and
Speaker 1: I was literally in tears. This was last Friday. Um, God,
Speaker 1: I think I had the Black talk with a black
Speaker 1: senior where he pretty much let me know like, hey girl, UM,
Speaker 1: just gonna let you know, UM, because I'm hearing things
Speaker 1: that we don't make sure you stay here. Um, as
Speaker 1: a black person, you need to overextend yourself over communicate.
Speaker 1: They're going to look at you and what you do
Speaker 1: and what a white person does are not going to
Speaker 1: be judged the same. Someone can perform, let's perform less
Speaker 1: than you, but because they're not black, it's not going
Speaker 1: to be seen that way. UM. Having this conversation just
Speaker 1: like drilled down into my head like was it a
Speaker 1: man or woman? This was a man and he he
Speaker 1: did say, he was like no, not at all. Like
Speaker 1: I actually thanked him. I told him like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take you for drinks, like thank you, like there's been
Speaker 1: a complete one a d even in the response. But
Speaker 1: I now feel like I'm fucking brown nosing and kissing
Speaker 1: as what you doing girl? Nothing. I wasn't logging back
Speaker 1: onto my computer at midnight to see if anyone needed help.
Speaker 1: That's what I wasn't doing. Apparently I wasn't staying in
Speaker 1: the office long enough because apparently thirteen hour shifts are
Speaker 1: not long enough. Um Nah, I'm me And but he
Speaker 1: did say, like the good thing about me was that
Speaker 1: I have my personality. So he's like, when you walk
Speaker 1: into the office, say hey girl, good morning, like everyone
Speaker 1: knows I'm always happy. So he's like, you have that
Speaker 1: working for you. He literally said to me, you don't
Speaker 1: have the black girl attitude, so you don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about them pushing away from you. But for me
Speaker 1: to see here and have this black talk in this
Speaker 1: corporate setting, I was literally like, is this really what
Speaker 1: I want? I had to deal with this when I
Speaker 1: was a bartender, So there were certain bars like I
Speaker 1: worked at the Montreal Hotel, and well I worked at
Speaker 1: the Montre Hotel and um all the management got changed
Speaker 1: out and these French niggas came in and I literally
Speaker 1: let go, let go because they wanted to change it
Speaker 1: to more European bar. And they literally told me I
Speaker 1: didn't fit the image that they were looking for behind
Speaker 1: the bar. This wasn't soho and so like even having
Speaker 1: to bitch this was here in New York. So like
Speaker 1: having to experience that in in the club setting, you
Speaker 1: having to look a certain way, you know, me knowing
Speaker 1: I could only go work it strip clubs or die bars,
Speaker 1: bars that weren't black, like like they had to be
Speaker 1: catered to black people because the white bars ain't hiring
Speaker 1: a girl with a big booty behind the bar, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 1: Like for me to be in a corporate setting where
Speaker 1: I actually feel accomplished to be here because it's like
Speaker 1: really hard to get the job that I have to
Speaker 1: have this talk, it's just like this, this is what
Speaker 1: I signed up for. It's kind of said like and
Speaker 1: I was literally just like I hate that I have
Speaker 1: to kind of brown nose my way because I'm a minority.
Speaker 1: Are you watching inse here right now? No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I need to though. There's a scene where Molly is
Speaker 1: like just to start working in a black all black
Speaker 1: firms and now they looking on her like she oh,
Speaker 1: because you was doing this at the last place. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: and I guess you you deal with it, I mean
Speaker 1: either way, but for me having to have the black
Speaker 1: senior come and talk to me like yes, girl, like
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and make sure you're good, but
Speaker 1: you need to like over compensate and overly do your
Speaker 1: job for this first year. So it was just it
Speaker 1: was just exhausting because I feel like I have busted
Speaker 1: my ass um and I have gotten great grades. I've
Speaker 1: gotten into the firm, I've gotten into, you know, good things,
Speaker 1: and so to know that even though I've done all
Speaker 1: of these things, because I'm a black woman, I'm still
Speaker 1: not going to be looked at as on the same
Speaker 1: level as everyone who got hired with me because I'm
Speaker 1: a black woman. It was just kind of like it
Speaker 1: was frustrating mentally, Like I did cry, Like I was crying.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy that this happened to you, because this
Speaker 1: happened to me Wednesday at work, the black talk and
Speaker 1: the cry. So some of you on Instagram asked why
Speaker 1: I took my hair out, and I can't right, I
Speaker 1: was waiting to see you with in braids because I
Speaker 1: was gonna get on your head. I can't really talk
Speaker 1: much about it, but it was I felt really cute
Speaker 1: name so I get to work. It was for apropunk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were for a pun and I wasn't leaving. It
Speaker 1: was an Afro punk and like leave them in for
Speaker 1: like I don't know whatever. So I got these twists
Speaker 1: and I was so excited about it. I was feeling
Speaker 1: so so pretty, Like my work husband kept telling me
Speaker 1: how great I looked. She's like, this is the most
Speaker 1: pretty I've every been. I was feeling really good, and
Speaker 1: there was people that talked to me every day that
Speaker 1: didn't speak to me. One woman asked wow. One woman
Speaker 1: came up to me and asked me. She said, oh,
Speaker 1: so you're half and half? Then wait, excuse me, because
Speaker 1: my last name is so Jewish. I guess it didn't
Speaker 1: hit her that I was, Oh, yeah, because you could
Speaker 1: definitely pass unless like my hair is up in a bun.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, she's but otherwise no, and so um,
Speaker 1: in my in my cube, you know, you see all
Speaker 1: these pictures of my mom and family, and like there's
Speaker 1: mad black people in my cube. But I guess she
Speaker 1: wasn't looking. She just really sit by me. Everyone for
Speaker 1: the most part pretty much knows because i'd bet. But
Speaker 1: she said, so you're half in half And I couldn't
Speaker 1: even handle it. She was she worked on a different
Speaker 1: floor than me. Actually, um, people were just giving me
Speaker 1: really weird looks. I felt really uncomfortable, Like it was
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. So this black woman in the office that
Speaker 1: I never talked to. I could see my face and
Speaker 1: I don't know if my eyes were watering up, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm so so uncomfortable to my work husband.
Speaker 1: He was like, bro, this is in your head. You
Speaker 1: need to calm down. This in your head. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not in my Guys, don't realize. It's not in
Speaker 1: our heads. Not in my head, it's not in our head.
Speaker 1: So she pulls me in the room and she said,
Speaker 1: listen to me. Your hair today just oh my god,
Speaker 1: it makes me. She said, you're here today, just added
Speaker 1: another shade to you. Wait wait, wait, no, no no, no
Speaker 1: black woman said this to me. She was like that.
Speaker 1: She was like, that's what I mean. I didn't really
Speaker 1: take it as insulted because she was like, that's basically
Speaker 1: what it did. She was like, your light skinned and
Speaker 1: you may not have felt like this in the room,
Speaker 1: but now you fucking do. She was like, and she's
Speaker 1: dark skinned, and she was like, this is how the fact.
Speaker 1: But not only that, it's so funny that you went
Speaker 1: through this with your twigs. Remember you said you cried
Speaker 1: about your brain, but I cried. Not only did I
Speaker 1: cry about my brains and these were two corn rolls.
Speaker 1: But before starting this job, y'all know, I had dreads
Speaker 1: in my hair. I literally took them out and didn't
Speaker 1: get them redone because I'm like, bro. When I started
Speaker 1: this new job, which I'm not going in there with dreadlock,
Speaker 1: I was having a hard time. So the next day
Speaker 1: I was working at Sorry, representing the company at a
Speaker 1: cyber security conference and I saw the way my boss
Speaker 1: looked at me. He didn't say anything, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, you know you're you're going there tomorrow and
Speaker 1: he's like, coin of he he wasn't weird about like
Speaker 1: maybe it was in my head, but like then I
Speaker 1: felt like cooning out for even fucking caring you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like I'm the person who's like, funk
Speaker 1: what they think? Blah blah blah blah blah. So I
Speaker 1: get on the phone Moll, who was the most black
Speaker 1: person like I'm talking about all day every day and
Speaker 1: fuck almost got fired from making seven years old, and
Speaker 1: what she said to me broke my heart. She's like,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Your mama needs you, You
Speaker 1: need you. You could fight them on this, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if you have enough of a leg to
Speaker 1: stand on with your podcast to keep your life up
Speaker 1: if you lose that fight. And I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: I have to literally sit here and just fucking take it.
Speaker 1: And I'm crying. I'm bawling, crying on the phone. I
Speaker 1: had an awful fucking day and I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. You know, I'm texting my friends are like,
Speaker 1: they can't do this to you, and I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 1: they can. So without getting into too much detail about it,
Speaker 1: I took it out. I felt awful. Um, long story short,
Speaker 1: it got to work the next day after the conference,
Speaker 1: which which it was out for the conference, and four people, know,
Speaker 1: three people at one time came up to me and said,
Speaker 1: you look so much prettier with your hair straight like that. Wow.
Speaker 1: It fucked me up. I mean, I was so emotional
Speaker 1: about it. And then the black woman that he came
Speaker 1: out to me and she was like, yo, like I
Speaker 1: used to do that. I used to purm my hair
Speaker 1: just because I was thinking about that, blah blah. She
Speaker 1: because she's like, I can't believe they did it to you.
Speaker 1: There's a black girl that never talked to in the office,
Speaker 1: who was young, and I was upset and I went
Speaker 1: out too much for her not talking about it. She
Speaker 1: was like, girl, I wear braids all the time, and
Speaker 1: they always do that to me. They always asked me like, oh,
Speaker 1: how did you get that little shell in your hand?
Speaker 1: Like they made me feel so awful, but the fact
Speaker 1: that they kept telling me how much prettier I was
Speaker 1: with my hair straight killed me. And then I get
Speaker 1: to Afro Punk and I'm looking at all these people
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm so whack. Yeah, I mean, but
Speaker 1: what you experience is and I think. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I shared this on the podcast, but I broke
Speaker 1: into tears um at my last job because I did
Speaker 1: want braids because I was going to Miami for two
Speaker 1: days in a bitch and want to have to do
Speaker 1: her hair like I was gonna be on the beach.
Speaker 1: I this would be great. And I'll sit here and
Speaker 1: tell you like, I'm kind of jealous of the fact
Speaker 1: that you were able to even call your aunt, because
Speaker 1: this was something that when I called my mama, my
Speaker 1: white ass mama ain't have no advice for me. She
Speaker 1: was putting me on the coworker on the phone where
Speaker 1: her coworker and then I cuts her out because I
Speaker 1: find out her coworking Mexican. But you ain't got the
Speaker 1: same goddamn struggles as me, Like yeah, you a specially
Speaker 1: you ain't got the same struggles like and and and.
Speaker 1: I mean people assume that we don't have those stripes
Speaker 1: because maybe our hair is you know, it isn't nappy.
Speaker 1: If I've had people, you know, bring up like girl,
Speaker 1: but you've got white people hair, But it's like, um, no,
Speaker 1: sis I wear we've often most of the time. Um,
Speaker 1: even when I put a button, bitch, that is an extension,
Speaker 1: there's added hair into that. Um. When I have bangs,
Speaker 1: those bangs are not mine. When I have curly hair.
Speaker 1: I understand how we look racially ambiguous, but I feel
Speaker 1: like at my job, I'm not. Actually, when I went
Speaker 1: to go to the hair salont to like get the
Speaker 1: twist taking out and everything like that, the lady that
Speaker 1: does my hair as an older Jamaican lady, and like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't even get it out without crying. Well, I've
Speaker 1: heard for a long time, and she was like, listen,
Speaker 1: you're not the first person I've been doing hair for
Speaker 1: forty five years, and you are not the first girl
Speaker 1: to come and say this to me. I will say
Speaker 1: one thing about my job that I I'm grateful for
Speaker 1: is that there's a lot of groups within my job.
Speaker 1: Like so you have like a gay club, you have
Speaker 1: lesbian club, you have UM an Asian outlet, you have
Speaker 1: a black outlet, a Latina outlet, and they're actually UM
Speaker 1: is a group that they do and it's it's very
Speaker 1: amazing too, like that I know that other people, like
Speaker 1: even for my senior to reach out to me, like
Speaker 1: it meant a lot just to know that, listen, this
Speaker 1: is a great company that we work for, but you're
Speaker 1: still dealing with other human beings and so you know
Speaker 1: you have to kind of take the cars and dose
Speaker 1: my Afro center here have to funk you up so much.
Speaker 1: But but it does, and it has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the company. But let me know. So I've been
Speaker 1: tech sales, right. I worked for my last company, what
Speaker 1: six years, you know, I went and well like whatever,
Speaker 1: But that's when I was doing I was the ship.
Speaker 1: I was making all the numbers. I was number one.
Speaker 1: I was doing it both in our both of our
Speaker 1: first just wait and I also it told me this
Speaker 1: fucking hit me and told me and Jeeves has been
Speaker 1: telling me you're gonna be there for a year and
Speaker 1: a half to get something better. I've been going on
Speaker 1: client meetings to really cool companies, dogs running around. They're
Speaker 1: still making as much money as me. Right, it's not
Speaker 1: just because it's cooler. Office is less and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm on my way out. I will be out soon.
Speaker 1: And that's a good feeling. It's like this is good.
Speaker 1: I'm making good money. Everything is fine, but this can't
Speaker 1: be where I stay. For me to be able to
Speaker 1: walk into the office and feel like that, and then
Speaker 1: they tell me I look prettier. I just I feel
Speaker 1: like um. And it's something that you know, maybe you
Speaker 1: guys don't understand because you guys see us and y'all
Speaker 1: see us as these light bright holes, like how can
Speaker 1: y'all be black? But to know that it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: the shade of black you are, Like we experienced this
Speaker 1: ship too, like the ship that y'all experienced in the office,
Speaker 1: like or you know, just being a minority in general.
Speaker 1: And I know Latina's that listen to us go through
Speaker 1: the same thing. Even some Asians may go through the
Speaker 1: same thing in their workplace. Um, And it's just where
Speaker 1: it's really, it's really just did you watch Crazy Rich Ass? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I want to go see it at blocks
Speaker 1: a little party and the first opening scene is her
Speaker 1: going to a hotel in Manhattan and he's saying, maybe
Speaker 1: you could do Chinatown. Oh ship, I be forgetting that, Like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. It's the person. It's not
Speaker 1: that hotel. She went to that as a ship hotel.
Speaker 1: But we have to realize, like we're dealing with people,
Speaker 1: and all these people have different experiences, all these people
Speaker 1: grow up differently, all these people come from cultures that
Speaker 1: we may not know. It's a damn shame too that
Speaker 1: you really got to sit here and conform yourselves and
Speaker 1: feel better. Actually, an Asian woman at work told me
Speaker 1: when I was kind of bitching about my hair things.
Speaker 1: She was like, my kids are going to going to
Speaker 1: go to college one day. Did you know Harvard has
Speaker 1: an Asian quota the max they gotta cut off. This
Speaker 1: is enough Asians because they're too sport. Wow, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and get into somehow ship. Well, vanilla ship
Speaker 1: actually is what we're gonna talk about. Um, And it's
Speaker 1: a great article that I came across in Men's Health
Speaker 1: UM magazine, and we have a lot of male followers,
Speaker 1: and so I kind of wanted to talk about it
Speaker 1: because I'll be getting on men about this a lot.
Speaker 1: And so the title of the article is why do
Speaker 1: you get morning with Believe it or not? There's an
Speaker 1: important scientific reason, um. And so before we get into it,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about what causes morning would For
Speaker 1: y'all don't who don't know the slang or what the
Speaker 1: morning would is when you wake up in your dick
Speaker 1: is hard. So when you wake up and your dick
Speaker 1: is hard, um it is. So erections are caused by
Speaker 1: the stimulation of the paris and pathetic. Why do they
Speaker 1: do these big words sympathetic, bitch, nervous system. When you see,
Speaker 1: feel here, or maybe even smell or taste something that
Speaker 1: is sexually attractive, it triggers the release of neurotransmitters. This
Speaker 1: leads to the dilation of arteries in the penis, which
Speaker 1: means more blood flows into the penis, which means the
Speaker 1: penis becomes erect um. So bitch fetis um. So I
Speaker 1: want to say um for a lot of men who
Speaker 1: may not know UM or question if this is something
Speaker 1: that is healthy. According to Adam Raman, m d urologist
Speaker 1: and medical director of Neurology Cancer um A health, the
Speaker 1: man should expect to get hard three to five times
Speaker 1: per night. Remember that Sex in the City episode, What
Speaker 1: happened Charlotte's husband, they got married, They had never had sex.
Speaker 1: She was she wasn't a virgin. They just they had
Speaker 1: never had sexually saying in marriage and they had never
Speaker 1: had sex. He couldn't get it up. So Carrie told
Speaker 1: her who was the one who had the column Sex
Speaker 1: in the City. She said, put a little string or
Speaker 1: like tape or something that could break around his dick.
Speaker 1: And if it's broken at night, you know, you know
Speaker 1: he can get hard. You know it's emotional. Oh, because
Speaker 1: if he can get it up and that tape breaks
Speaker 1: or something pops, it's all in his head. Well, it
Speaker 1: actually says that if you're not getting hard three to
Speaker 1: five times per night, it could be a sign of nerve,
Speaker 1: nerve malfunction, arterial disease, hypertension, diabetes, load to sostone or
Speaker 1: depression and anxiety three to five times a night. But
Speaker 1: I mean, but he's not gonna know. I don't think
Speaker 1: they but I'm just he should probably know I don't
Speaker 1: want to be on dick Watch. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Just stay up, you know what I'm saying. Get some
Speaker 1: red bull in there, get a little fucked up and beyond.
Speaker 1: That's what the last part says. It says that morning
Speaker 1: wood is also a sign that the pests key erectile
Speaker 1: dysfunction you may be experiencing is second psychological, not physiological.
Speaker 1: If you can't get it up in the bedroom but
Speaker 1: find yourself waking up to morning wood, you may want
Speaker 1: to see a therapist if you're not getting erections. In
Speaker 1: either instance, it could be a sign of some of
Speaker 1: the aforementioned health conditions. That's what happened with my pelvic
Speaker 1: floor therapy. So I might have talked about it with
Speaker 1: you guys before, but I was in an emotional, emotionally
Speaker 1: abusive relationship and I was having a hard time having
Speaker 1: sex intercourse, like feeling a sharp pain during sex. So
Speaker 1: I ended up cheating on him right towards the end.
Speaker 1: And the day that I cheated on him, I went
Speaker 1: to go get the pelvic floor therapy and I was
Speaker 1: in tears, and I told the woman who was doing
Speaker 1: it on me this has been like my eighth session.
Speaker 1: I said, I have to tell you something. I think
Speaker 1: it's him because I was all to have sex with
Speaker 1: someone else. And she was like, oh my god. She's like, well,
Speaker 1: either the therapy is working or there's something going on
Speaker 1: in your relationship. And she's like, and you don't have
Speaker 1: to tell me, And legally I don't want you to
Speaker 1: tell me. But that's how psychological I mean, Mandy, when
Speaker 1: I tell you it was pain, like sharp pains, like
Speaker 1: like I couldn't even handle it, and with someone else
Speaker 1: didn't happen. It's because I was that dry, intense, and
Speaker 1: we say it often. I don't think UM, many people
Speaker 1: realize how psychological sex is, how mental sex is, UM,
Speaker 1: and that it's not all physical. UM. Something that I
Speaker 1: wanted to let you guys know too. If you want
Speaker 1: to know, UM, if your boners are healthy or not.
Speaker 1: There's actually an app for it, guys, UM, so you
Speaker 1: can you can actually download an app. UM. It's called
Speaker 1: morning Glory. It's the boner tracking app UM and hey,
Speaker 1: what is there a million podcasts out? What is there
Speaker 1: two million apps? Glory was designed by men's health and
Speaker 1: wellness startup Romance ship Check their bonus, Bro, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to enter it in it says, it's pretty simple, just
Speaker 1: like baby diaper feeding is stupid. Listen, you log in,
Speaker 1: click whether or not you woke up with morning Wood,
Speaker 1: and check out your boner streak or lack there of.
Speaker 1: The Apple will suggest you to go to your physician
Speaker 1: or schedule of free consultation with their clinical director if
Speaker 1: you have seven or more bon erless mornings. What it's
Speaker 1: not dumb, bro, Like maybe because you ain't gotta dig, bro,
Speaker 1: but these niggas be looking at they dick like measuring
Speaker 1: that ship and ship, that ship, that ship. If they don't,
Speaker 1: if they don't wake up and it's hard, or they
Speaker 1: waken up solved like maybe you know what, I will
Speaker 1: tell you quick. I will be problem real quick because
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm being a little biased. When I
Speaker 1: was when a van were out in l A. I
Speaker 1: was telling them about my period tracker. I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: he was like, you're working with me, not only that
Speaker 1: so ovulation you know it's it tells me when I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get pregnant in there. So we were talking about
Speaker 1: it at dinner. He's like, you can share it out
Speaker 1: with somebody let me see so and yo. I didn't
Speaker 1: even realize in the settings you could share it with someone.
Speaker 1: And he thought it was so crazy that I was
Speaker 1: tracking that ship. So see you can't, y'all go ahead
Speaker 1: and um track your bonus. Mandy thinks she doctor some
Speaker 1: lady over. I am dot to some lady at home. Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to tell to tell you guys about morning.
Speaker 1: Not morning would but my version of I've been having
Speaker 1: orgasms while sleep what bro girl, just because he'd be
Speaker 1: waking up full. I don't know what she's talking about.
Speaker 1: So I was sleeping with Josie because she was in
Speaker 1: town for Afropunk, and I woke myself up from a
Speaker 1: sex stream and they had to look over because I
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed. I can't remember waking up like like that,
Speaker 1: like got right out of the dream, full out of orgasms. Crazy,
Speaker 1: staying at age in Toya's house. Okay, my friends are married.
Speaker 1: Couple had a fucking orgasm on their couch, not touching.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this is happening. You ain't never
Speaker 1: said on my couch, nasty. Yes, we're out here to
Speaker 1: spinning juices and ship out. It's not likely you to
Speaker 1: squirt No, I am the squirt of it. This is
Speaker 1: just like I don't know where it's coming from. Like
Speaker 1: I don't. I never knew that, like you could really
Speaker 1: do this without being touched, like like it is full on,
Speaker 1: like I don't even I'm not even stop bragging because
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that listen to us that
Speaker 1: don't even experience orgasms while they have some you stop
Speaker 1: I sleep, Yeah, it's not. They've only happened when I've
Speaker 1: been around other people. And you know what I think
Speaker 1: it is. I think that I can't masturbate before I
Speaker 1: go to bed because someone else is around and I'm
Speaker 1: doing it in my sleep issues. We're gonna go, hey,
Speaker 1: y'all and get into the kink of the week for
Speaker 1: um this week, and this one's a really raunchy, nasty
Speaker 1: one that I actually really enjoy. Um. I've never done
Speaker 1: it myself, but I have who we gotta shout him out?
Speaker 1: Um damn one of our listeners. Yeah, I'll go ahead
Speaker 1: and shot you out. Basically, she was letting me know
Speaker 1: a guy. Yeah, no, girl, she that sent it in. Um.
Speaker 1: She was letting me know that she just experienced, Um,
Speaker 1: this guy who wanted to do all this ship and
Speaker 1: this was one of them, so um, I looked it up.
Speaker 1: The kink for this week is called auto felacio Audio.
Speaker 1: Auto felacio is the act of oral stimulation of one's
Speaker 1: own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited
Speaker 1: number of men are physically capable of performing auto falacio.
Speaker 1: So auto falatio is basically you getting in a fetal
Speaker 1: position and suck in your own dick. Um, well he
Speaker 1: wasn't in fetal Well, that looks kind of like fetal
Speaker 1: bro Oh well the one okay, So okay. So you
Speaker 1: know when you're on an airplane and they're like, yo,
Speaker 1: ship about to go down, put your head between your legs.
Speaker 1: That's what it looked like, so real quick. If you
Speaker 1: guys are interested in seeing what it looks like, y'all know.
Speaker 1: I'm really into porn, and so as soon as I
Speaker 1: saw this, I was like, Oh, there's this nigga important
Speaker 1: that I watched that. Do it? So look up Dominic
Speaker 1: Santos d O M I and I see Santos s
Speaker 1: A and t O S. You're gonna have to go
Speaker 1: to the gay porn section to find him. This is
Speaker 1: considered gay. Hold on Dan and I were talking about
Speaker 1: that's around this episode and we were like, yo, if
Speaker 1: you could suck your own dick, would you do it?
Speaker 1: And he ain't answered, did he? He said no? I
Speaker 1: think a J said no. And the white dude was like,
Speaker 1: so let me go ahead, and I'm actually gonna read
Speaker 1: um it says it, would you would you suck? You
Speaker 1: have to track our audio guy. Guys, Yeah, but how
Speaker 1: could you not try? Hey, you would try. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be saying this, but but you would suck your own dicky.
Speaker 1: You would try. You probably tried it as a kid. No,
Speaker 1: kids don't be wait, kids don't be going around on
Speaker 1: a Sunday on you. So the crazy thing when I
Speaker 1: saw this is I had a guy actually sent me
Speaker 1: a video. He couldn't really reach his dick, but he tried.
Speaker 1: I think I showed you the video before and he
Speaker 1: did not own Oh, so I'll show you the video.
Speaker 1: I have to find I was looking for I really
Speaker 1: I was looking for earlier. Now it's in my iPhone
Speaker 1: six I have um no, but I have to find
Speaker 1: it because I emailed it to myself. But this guy,
Speaker 1: how you know you want to keep I wanted to
Speaker 1: keep you, like I wanted to keep it forever, but
Speaker 1: I don't know which email. I sent it to five emails,
Speaker 1: but I literally was scrolling today because I wanted to
Speaker 1: send it to my group chat. Like, So this guy
Speaker 1: sent me a video and basically he was kind of
Speaker 1: in this position, you know, where he was on his couch,
Speaker 1: but his legs were up and his dick is fairly big,
Speaker 1: like your dick has your dick has to be a
Speaker 1: certain size and do a thing of flex flexibility. But
Speaker 1: basically he could reach the tip of his dick so
Speaker 1: he could reach his head, so he sucked it a little,
Speaker 1: but then he like kept jacking and he shot his
Speaker 1: I feel like, it's not a guy that showed you
Speaker 1: this video, I think. But I thought this nigga who
Speaker 1: never bought his flight to come up here, and I
Speaker 1: was so mad, so I told him we met, Oh god,
Speaker 1: here's it go on Twitter when I lived in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: This was like back in oh nine, I oh nine,
Speaker 1: we met on Twitter. Yeah, the video could destroy and
Speaker 1: I would never because which I was like, oh, simmimo,
Speaker 1: simmi mo. I thought it was I mean, like I
Speaker 1: would like, okay, it's one thing to like get a
Speaker 1: video jerking off yourself. Like, but I want to let
Speaker 1: you know that a lot of women asked me, oh
Speaker 1: my god, um, how do you get guys to do
Speaker 1: x y Z with you? From the pegging to the
Speaker 1: videos that I get, Like, I told you this nigga
Speaker 1: put a goddamn wave brush in his booty hole, so like, um,
Speaker 1: I think that there's it was a way brush. I
Speaker 1: mean he put a condom because this would and I
Speaker 1: didn't want him to get splinters in his booty hale.
Speaker 1: You tell him to put the condom on. No, he
Speaker 1: just already put the condom, so I'm assuming maybe he
Speaker 1: did it before. I don't know. That's how I first
Speaker 1: sucked myself with a in the ass. I was like nineteen,
Speaker 1: I put a toothbrush up. I mean, you know, the
Speaker 1: toothbrush is much smaller than the wave brush handle. And
Speaker 1: it wasn't the bristle side y'all. It was like the
Speaker 1: handle of it. But basically, I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of women don't. I think we as women judge men
Speaker 1: a lot or make them feel uncomfortable with themselves expressing
Speaker 1: their sexual desires or desires or fantasies or what they
Speaker 1: like doing. So to me. The way I get these
Speaker 1: niggas to do these things, it's make but I make
Speaker 1: them comfortable. So I make them comfortable to tell me
Speaker 1: they ain't never told nobody else. I'll be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: your girlfriend don't know you into this. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: like a therapist. I'm like an open diary for a
Speaker 1: lot of these people. Rus. But now I think it's
Speaker 1: then we need to go ahead and um just allow
Speaker 1: our black men to go ahead and express themselves. Like
Speaker 1: the whole shameful thing was like, so I was sitting
Speaker 1: I'm not going to name who she was, but all
Speaker 1: of you know her she was. We got in this
Speaker 1: argument because she was like, bitch, I never do it. No, hang,
Speaker 1: you'd be sucking these like what she called them corny
Speaker 1: niggas or like pussy niggas. And I'm like, knows if
Speaker 1: you see these niggas that I'll be doing this nasty
Speaker 1: ship with even Wheezy. We we when I said I'm
Speaker 1: about to share the story of what happened on my freakiest,
Speaker 1: nastiest sex session ever. Um, but I said, I'm not
Speaker 1: even saying myself, said Wheezy the pictures of this nigga,
Speaker 1: and she was like, bitch, you lying, she'll like, but
Speaker 1: the thing is gorgeous. Same with me, Like, I've never
Speaker 1: done anything like anally with a guy that wasn't like
Speaker 1: since attractive or attractive. And I think it's because when
Speaker 1: they're that fine, they just be like bitch like. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is like them, they just know,
Speaker 1: they just know, and nothing deters them. I actually so, um,
Speaker 1: I guess we could call this ship storytime. I don't
Speaker 1: know what we're gonna call it, but um the horrible
Speaker 1: decision for this week. I'm waiting to see what we
Speaker 1: gonna say. But basically, it's the nastiest, freakiest sec session ever.
Speaker 1: And if you guys know, um, I did not attend
Speaker 1: the Drizzy Drake concerts with Wheezy because when she called
Speaker 1: me and invited me to this concert of hers, I said, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm getting dick um or booty hole, I am booty
Speaker 1: hole and all of this. So I literally, by the way,
Speaker 1: look at you for a second. There was someone on
Speaker 1: Twitter today they was saying we make this up, and
Speaker 1: I feel like this was so crazy. You can't honestly,
Speaker 1: even the one that I'm about to tell you asked
Speaker 1: me like two or three hours ago, do you have
Speaker 1: a story. I was like, I'll figure it out. And
Speaker 1: this ship is real. Yeah, so, um, we ain't getting
Speaker 1: paid by Mona Scott. Mona Scott and I have righting Oscar.
Speaker 1: The second week, do I'll start scripting my ship? Help
Speaker 1: be Like it was a cold, rainy night. We had
Speaker 1: a long UM. So basically we he called me and
Speaker 1: invited me to the Drake concert and I was like, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm getting dick. Um. So this guy who we've been
Speaker 1: on and off talking for about four years, he came
Speaker 1: to New York. Have you ever fu him? We had
Speaker 1: never fucked No, but over the last like maybe two weeks, UM,
Speaker 1: we rekindled. UM. He hopped to my DM and I
Speaker 1: just was being dry with him because I was like,
Speaker 1: what you Um. He came here for me, specifically saying man,
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah one night he and then he ended
Speaker 1: up buying a whole new flight to leave a little
Speaker 1: bit later. Um at the dinner table. At the dinner table. Um.
Speaker 1: So he came here, and prior to him getting here,
Speaker 1: we had talked about all these nasty things that we
Speaker 1: wanted to do. UM. And I was just making sure
Speaker 1: because I had already let him know, like, listen, there's
Speaker 1: a nigg I funk right now, who this ship out
Speaker 1: of me? And I'm good. So I'm like, if you're
Speaker 1: not trying to do no ship that he came do,
Speaker 1: I'm cool, like I don't need no like like no.
Speaker 1: We got a room in Times Square because bitch I
Speaker 1: had to work the next day. So I was like, listen,
Speaker 1: we know I'm not community, like I wanted to be
Speaker 1: in the city. So he was like bet. So I
Speaker 1: met him right after work, got off early on Friday
Speaker 1: and went straight to the room. And when I got
Speaker 1: to the room, he was just so fucking sexy and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to suck him. I was starving though
Speaker 1: I hadn't eaten lunch. He really stressed. I was stressed
Speaker 1: that day, didn't eat lunch. So I'm like, I'm starving,
Speaker 1: can we go eat. I'm trying to pick then actor
Speaker 1: or something. He looks like, just fine. We could just
Speaker 1: think of boards, cool Joe or something. He like just
Speaker 1: fine like that because he likes six seven beautiful seven yeah. Seven.
Speaker 1: So anyways, so did doubt her. You know, um, I
Speaker 1: thought that I was going to be able to make
Speaker 1: it to dinner before sucking him, but he was just
Speaker 1: looking too sexy. So I went ahead and just started
Speaker 1: sucking his dick, and I was like, can we do
Speaker 1: a quickie? Like I know that we're both hungry, but
Speaker 1: can we just get a quickie? I said, could you come?
Speaker 1: Asked like, can you come fast? Because there's niggas that
Speaker 1: I want to go like forty five minutes, not bro
Speaker 1: that I can't do that right now. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it. So we fucked and it was great
Speaker 1: fucking bombast um. Now for the quickie, it was still
Speaker 1: probably like five six minutes like but I mean, oh no,
Speaker 1: it's probably like that. That's that's I mean. It was
Speaker 1: a good funk, like we got more than one position
Speaker 1: and so it was cool. So that's what really destitutes
Speaker 1: is that the right destitutes. I don't think that's the
Speaker 1: word at all. Destitute is like when you're out and dry,
Speaker 1: high and dry. Destitutes A word is when you're like
Speaker 1: left alone. But that's not what I meant. That really designates.
Speaker 1: That's what I meant. Bitches check me home, check me,
Speaker 1: bitch check me. Now, were not like I wanted a
Speaker 1: therapy episode. Nigga, what did you say that it was,
Speaker 1: I said, designates. What did you say? The definition of destitutes.
Speaker 1: Destitute is when you're like left high and dry, like alone,
Speaker 1: or when you're stranded read it, without the basic necessities
Speaker 1: of life, not having Yeah, so that no to say.
Speaker 1: The positions to me designated good quickie if you can
Speaker 1: get in a bunch of shape. Well we did like
Speaker 1: two positions. It was suck the dick um and it
Speaker 1: was good. So then we went to dinner. We ended
Speaker 1: up going to did you come? Yeah, no, one would
Speaker 1: know that first time. No, but it was a quickie.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, this dig big. It's good.
Speaker 1: Like and I told him while I was stuck in
Speaker 1: his dick, I was like, you know, Snapchat did your
Speaker 1: dick no justice, sir, Like, sir, this ship is bigger
Speaker 1: in personnachat you catfish the funk out of me? Which
Speaker 1: can I tell you an app? And I want to
Speaker 1: give everybody this app. Use an app called wicker w
Speaker 1: I c k R. This is an app that's way
Speaker 1: better than Snapchat because it detects screen recording. It'll block
Speaker 1: you off the app. Snapchat does that. Now it'll block
Speaker 1: you off the app. It's completely encrypted where Snapchat isn't
Speaker 1: I think it's not encrypted And this app has uh
Speaker 1: second delay replayed delay like all of that ship kind
Speaker 1: of like Snapchat, but especially for messaging. And I learned
Speaker 1: it because of the field. I'm in check that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm cool with snap I like the filters um um.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so, like I told him, his dick was
Speaker 1: way bigger than I thought it was gonna be. And
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, why are we been going four
Speaker 1: years on and off? I could have been had this.
Speaker 1: So he wanted to stay. So we ended up going
Speaker 1: to STK for Danner. I was like, oh, that's my
Speaker 1: favorite restaurant, but y'all know I can't eat a lot
Speaker 1: in the most so you know, I just suicized. We
Speaker 1: went to the one in Midtown. Um. And then so
Speaker 1: before he came, we had been talking about me fucking
Speaker 1: him with a strap one because I was that the
Speaker 1: plan that night though. It was so I had been
Speaker 1: making him put fingers in his ass for me bending
Speaker 1: over in the shower like he was making a lot
Speaker 1: of videos with playing with his ass, and I was
Speaker 1: really really excited because as we he said, I'm addicted
Speaker 1: to the booty hole or obsessed. What did the reason?
Speaker 1: What was my session with the booty hole? They think
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with white man and you know, well his
Speaker 1: booty hole is very pretty um and so after a
Speaker 1: pretty ashole, the pretty okay, so a pretty asshole. I mean,
Speaker 1: you deal with paint niggas, no, no no, be brown, saying
Speaker 1: it's gonna be brown everything. I'm not looking at the
Speaker 1: inside of the booty holes. You don't seen any gaping niggas. Chill,
Speaker 1: bro chill. I thought, sorry, I took it too far now,
Speaker 1: So we ended up going to air Brash Bitch. That
Speaker 1: wasn't too much, but it doesn't gape them open um.
Speaker 1: But we ended up going to the pleasure Chest. I
Speaker 1: ended up getting a new strap on and it was
Speaker 1: actually like it looked like a real dick. This one,
Speaker 1: I know. The last one was a prostate toy. This
Speaker 1: one looked like a real dick and it was thick.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't fit it in my booty hole. It was
Speaker 1: a little big, but I was excited to use it
Speaker 1: on them. So you couldn't fit it in yours? Can
Speaker 1: you can? You? Also, could you be willing to put
Speaker 1: up on Instagram the picture that you sent me yeah, yeah, absolutely. Reference. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and put up a picture of the
Speaker 1: strap on that I used. Um, and it's it was
Speaker 1: actually really good. Um, So I'll go ahead, and oh,
Speaker 1: I left the box in the hotel room, but I'll
Speaker 1: figure out what brand it was and let you guys
Speaker 1: know how much did you pay for it? So it
Speaker 1: was a seventy dollars strap bar and um, and it
Speaker 1: came with the dildo and the strap. Now, I just
Speaker 1: want to know, I've never bought a strap on for someone.
Speaker 1: So I bought a strap on for a guy and
Speaker 1: a woman prostate simulator and regular trap on, and I
Speaker 1: never bought it with him there. Oh, he was there,
Speaker 1: and he was looking at a lot of the other toys.
Speaker 1: But I had even asked the lady who was working there, Hey,
Speaker 1: can you come help me to let me know which
Speaker 1: one I should get because I liked the one that
Speaker 1: us his beautiful ass. Nope, he just stood there and like, well, no,
Speaker 1: really normal, but he was really normal, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: where is he from. We're not gonna put all that
Speaker 1: out there, I don't. Yeah, I don't even we're not
Speaker 1: gonna put all specifics. Well, I asked that because like
Speaker 1: I feel like it was a metropolitan city, like if
Speaker 1: he's super you know what I mean, Like, I mean
Speaker 1: he's from the d NV. Okay, So I say that
Speaker 1: because like I packed a guy from the Midwest, and
Speaker 1: I remember him telling me he was getting anxiety about
Speaker 1: picking one out to bring. Well see, and that's the thing.
Speaker 1: So I decided to buy because it's gonna be mine
Speaker 1: if I can use it on another book. Yeah, it's mine.
Speaker 1: He wasn't gonna take it back home with him, and
Speaker 1: I don't think that a man should buy a toy
Speaker 1: that I'm liable to use on another nigga, Like that's
Speaker 1: my motherfucking toy. So um, I mean. So we ended
Speaker 1: up going back to the room and we fucked four
Speaker 1: more times in the room. So I just want to
Speaker 1: let you guys know the entire night. Um we fucked
Speaker 1: ten times total. I will say it is Monday. We
Speaker 1: fucked Friday. My body still feels like I ran a marathon.
Speaker 1: But um, so we kept going. When I got back
Speaker 1: to the room, I used the prostate kid on him
Speaker 1: that I got from the Adam and Eve box and
Speaker 1: I just went straight to the biggest one. So while
Speaker 1: I was sucking his dick. I was using um, one
Speaker 1: of the prostate toys to go in and out of
Speaker 1: his but I use a lot of lup on. How
Speaker 1: did I mean? Not like ship? Thank god, I ain't
Speaker 1: smell like, No, it ain't. It won't no dirty booty hole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm just they got grapes like I know you
Speaker 1: don't like to eat. No, it wasn't. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: to wear. I mean, it wasn't messy like because I
Speaker 1: had ate his ass before I was putting that in there.
Speaker 1: So because I didn't want to eat the lube. It
Speaker 1: wasn't a tasting loube, so I wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: I ate all the ass before I added all the
Speaker 1: lube in there. Um and then so yeah, so I
Speaker 1: was just looking at him. And then before he came,
Speaker 1: I told him I really enjoyed moaning. So he was
Speaker 1: making sure to be vocal with me, and he did
Speaker 1: a ton of um moaning. And finally, what, let's get on.
Speaker 1: Even a moan. I can't do a man moan. I
Speaker 1: can do a girl moan. But no, it did that's
Speaker 1: not that's a grunt, bitch. That is not a moan.
Speaker 1: But basically, after I was sucking his dick and ended
Speaker 1: up getting on top, which I actually wrote, dick this time.
Speaker 1: I was this is how much this was a whole
Speaker 1: difference in aerial for me. You're skinny now. So I
Speaker 1: rode the dick. Then I went and got the shop
Speaker 1: when I said, can I suck you? And he was
Speaker 1: like yeah, And so basically the first time, the first
Speaker 1: time I did, um, yeah, why is that so disat? No,
Speaker 1: I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm lying. I ended up making
Speaker 1: him get on his knees because that's the easier way
Speaker 1: for me, but because he's six seven, I realized it
Speaker 1: wasn't that easy for me. Like I actually had to
Speaker 1: be up on my legs, like the last guy on
Speaker 1: his knees bent, yeah, bent over for me, like holding
Speaker 1: his ass cheeks open for me to get in. I
Speaker 1: was so excited, it was beautiful. I slapped his ass
Speaker 1: and everything, like you ready slap that? Ask what? Oh?
Speaker 1: By this time, yeah, we started drinking tequila. And we
Speaker 1: were drinking tequila because we were going to the sex.
Speaker 1: That's why boody holes open were going tequila. Donill just
Speaker 1: be making niggas booty holes open. Now, None of the
Speaker 1: niggas listening, drink tequila. No j Hennessy ho he suck
Speaker 1: menesy bitch try me? You know you down? No? You
Speaker 1: know this New York? Do say? Now no more Heneyot's
Speaker 1: do say? You know? Do say? When I was at
Speaker 1: Drake I this is quick. I went to the I
Speaker 1: got this girl. I was with a drink. I'm what
Speaker 1: do you want? She's like, I'll take do say? And
Speaker 1: I got to the counter, I'm like, can I get
Speaker 1: a story? And if we don't have it, we don't.
Speaker 1: We have a javison. It's what we have. We ended
Speaker 1: up um fucking multiple times again. We actually sucked five
Speaker 1: times before we went to the sex club. So got
Speaker 1: to the sex club? Which one did you go to?
Speaker 1: The same one that I went to Halloween? I went
Speaker 1: to Caligula for isn't it in Queen's Yes, it is,
Speaker 1: so any of you guys who are in New York,
Speaker 1: This um sex club does cater to an all black crowd.
Speaker 1: Um Missy is the promoter. So if you're ever going
Speaker 1: and you want to go to a black miss he
Speaker 1: paid for us. I don't know. I meant like, because
Speaker 1: like it's a sex club and we're like sex host. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: well he paid. I didn't care about it charging because
Speaker 1: I've been offered. We went to well you went to
Speaker 1: and w um, but no I paid. It wasn't that expensive,
Speaker 1: y'all know we need the one day were going to
Speaker 1: the expensive ship. This was eighty dollars for a couple. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was eighty dollars for a couple for women for women,
Speaker 1: which is free. Um. And so we went and he
Speaker 1: actually was not like too big y'all. Planning to go
Speaker 1: to the sex clues. It was a plan. Just let
Speaker 1: me tell him. My god, damn god, damn, I even
Speaker 1: have to get through ship, but it's goddamn ship. Um.
Speaker 1: We made the plan, went to the sex club. We
Speaker 1: had already finished about half the bottle of tequila by
Speaker 1: this time. I had already also been in his ass
Speaker 1: about two or three times. And so we got to
Speaker 1: the club and I had let him know like you're
Speaker 1: more than welcome to you know, like I would love
Speaker 1: to watch you please someone else. Like what time of
Speaker 1: night was it? Um? This was o'clock. Um. And so
Speaker 1: we got there and he wasn't really feeling none of
Speaker 1: the other girl. So I do want to give a
Speaker 1: shout out to Andrew because I did. He did take
Speaker 1: the blue Shoo because he was like, oh, I want
Speaker 1: to take that ship, like I want to be on
Speaker 1: that ship, So he took the Blue shoo. Um. And
Speaker 1: so the first in the first room that we had sex,
Speaker 1: it was in the couple's room, where basically other couples
Speaker 1: could have sex by you. And he wasn't like aroused
Speaker 1: by the couple next to us, So he just like
Speaker 1: wasn't feeling that. He was just not feeling that. He
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know why this fat bitch had
Speaker 1: to be next to us, like job, and that's what
Speaker 1: he said. I'm just saying what he said. And bitch,
Speaker 1: I was a fat at one time. So I can't
Speaker 1: sit here and say I was offended, Like he was
Speaker 1: not physically attracted to the woman who was sucking hermit
Speaker 1: next to us. Do you think the people were attracted?
Speaker 1: So let me finish, bitch, because we get in there
Speaker 1: because bitch, I told you we ended up dealing with
Speaker 1: three couples so at one time. So yes, So we
Speaker 1: went into the other room which allows everyone to just watch,
Speaker 1: and and there we just like played with each other
Speaker 1: and we were just sucking. Again. It was literally we
Speaker 1: weren't paying attention to anybody else in the room, and
Speaker 1: we just sucked again. And then finally before we went downstairs,
Speaker 1: we were passing the shower. It's two floors, um, but
Speaker 1: all of the sex and text takes place upstairs, and
Speaker 1: so there's a shower there. And so we were walking
Speaker 1: past the shower and we look in and there's three
Speaker 1: couples and the ship just looks lit. Everyone is with
Speaker 1: their perspective like, but they're all just having sex in
Speaker 1: a shower together. So we look touching each other. Um.
Speaker 1: At this point, now everyone was just in the shower,
Speaker 1: but they were all with their couples. So we look
Speaker 1: at each other and I'm like, you want to go
Speaker 1: in there? Because there was still room at least for
Speaker 1: one more couple. So I'm like, you want to go
Speaker 1: out there? Shower heads were there. I saw, dick, I'm
Speaker 1: not counting, no, no, no, no no, I mean it
Speaker 1: like a dry shower there. The water was going. It
Speaker 1: was wetness going on in there. It was fucking water
Speaker 1: is wet, bitch, It was wet. No. I just mean like, okay,
Speaker 1: is it like a prison shower? Like there's everybody can
Speaker 1: get in no, it looks like a real shower that
Speaker 1: would be in like a really nice house, but it's
Speaker 1: really big with sliding. Okay, So we opened the doors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we opened the doors and we're like, hey, can we
Speaker 1: come in? And you could tell like the girls had
Speaker 1: to scan first, so they were like, wait, who are
Speaker 1: you with? And so when I pointed to him, they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all can come in,
Speaker 1: y'all can come in. I was like, bitch, I know, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, my nigga is fine. So we went in
Speaker 1: there and I'm messing with with my man and there's
Speaker 1: two couples on either side of me, and there's a
Speaker 1: third couple all the way against the wall, and I'm
Speaker 1: looking and I'm like, okay, every like everyone in the
Speaker 1: room was good looking, and I don't know how like
Speaker 1: people found each other and literally and I think we
Speaker 1: stayed away from all the uglies. I don't know, but bitch,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. No, that's the thing in the sex club.
Speaker 1: I know it is. And so we're all people. How
Speaker 1: many people do you think we're in the club? Total?
Speaker 1: Oh god, at least at least eight. It was packed.
Speaker 1: I even told told my room and I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: this is the most like it was. Wait, it was
Speaker 1: more packed Halloween. How many times have you been there?
Speaker 1: This is only my second time. So we were in
Speaker 1: the shower and at this point, like I'm starting to
Speaker 1: fill on the girls next to me. You know, I
Speaker 1: had to start the ship. So I'm like filling on
Speaker 1: the girls titties next to me because she's cute, like
Speaker 1: a really cute, dark skin black girl, beautiful, like like
Speaker 1: had these bees in her hair, and she had a
Speaker 1: little boba but like she looked like she used to
Speaker 1: run track of something. So I'm like feeling on her
Speaker 1: because she's super cute. And then and then you listen, bitch,
Speaker 1: and then so as I'm sucking her titties, like her
Speaker 1: niggas sucking at her, so they just starts just getting sexy.
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, then I decide, I see the
Speaker 1: bitch I want in the shower. The bitch all the
Speaker 1: way in the corner. She's like an Indian Middle East
Speaker 1: or I don't know what the funk. She is long,
Speaker 1: curly brown hair, exotic as beautiful face, olive skin beautiful.
Speaker 1: So bitch, I just go over and I just start
Speaker 1: sucking eating her pussy. I moved her man out the
Speaker 1: way and I opened her legs up and start we
Speaker 1: start making Um, I gotta come up with a name,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to call him peg him, but no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna come up with an a for him. Seven
Speaker 1: what lawyer Bay is six seven? Okay, we call them
Speaker 1: sixty seven. So so sixty seven then looked at me
Speaker 1: like because he was then like filling on one of
Speaker 1: the other couples, well not the couples, but the girl
Speaker 1: from the other couple. So next thing you know, because
Speaker 1: everyone in there is with their couples, so or only
Speaker 1: one of them was using a condom. So next thing
Speaker 1: you know, the guy turns around is like yells out
Speaker 1: of the shower, who got condoms? So they give us
Speaker 1: like a whole row of condoms, and the next thing
Speaker 1: you know, like everyone is swapping, like my guy fucked
Speaker 1: two of the guys in there, two of the girls
Speaker 1: in there. I'm sorry, but two of the girls in there.
Speaker 1: And then the third girl was like, I'm sorry, girl,
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do this. His dick is
Speaker 1: way too big, so I'm just gonna suck it. So
Speaker 1: she only sucked his sick she literally said, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll suck it, but I'm not taking that, Like I
Speaker 1: don't even know how you take that ship, Like that's
Speaker 1: literally what she told me in him like it's beautiful
Speaker 1: and now you're not sucking me up. So he ends
Speaker 1: up sucking two of the girls. I did um end
Speaker 1: up having sex with one of the other guys, and
Speaker 1: he was from Pittsburgh. Beautiful though. That nigga looked like
Speaker 1: he was on a beard commercial had, Like he looked
Speaker 1: like one of them, you know, one of them niggas
Speaker 1: that be on the instagrams like Black Men Bear, what's that?
Speaker 1: Fucking uh? The ship that all the black podcast had,
Speaker 1: what's it called? What is it? Bevil? He looked like
Speaker 1: a spokesperson for them, which he had a beautiful beard,
Speaker 1: like handsome. He looked like he would wear a suit
Speaker 1: and be on one of them one of them instagram pages.
Speaker 1: He was just fine, He was fine. I was like,
Speaker 1: you're in here? What is going on? Like we literally
Speaker 1: all after the club, we all exchanged numbers, but we
Speaker 1: all were like, we did not expect this to happen
Speaker 1: for so many good looking people to be in this
Speaker 1: type of environment. Um, No, I don't I don't two
Speaker 1: of them were there. When I want more picks, you
Speaker 1: take the phone number, you put it on Facebook and profiles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how how Facebook and it should just
Speaker 1: call this something else because no, I that was it. No,
Speaker 1: I mean it was good. I had a great time.
Speaker 1: It was fun. Um it was honestly one of the sexiest,
Speaker 1: freakiest sex sessions that I've ever had. Not only that,
Speaker 1: it pretty much put the cherry on top, like this
Speaker 1: was the pegging session that I wanted my whole life.
Speaker 1: Not only that, and I didn't even share. Not only
Speaker 1: did I get to fucking from the back, not only
Speaker 1: did I get to fucking missionary he rode my strap
Speaker 1: on bitch and all of the girl he came on
Speaker 1: my stomach. I felt like I was, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was beautiful, beautiful, But it was more like pre
Speaker 1: come because by this time, this was like time, maybe
Speaker 1: nine or ten, and um, I want to sleep, probably
Speaker 1: like six, and then bitch woke up in three hours
Speaker 1: for work. Um. Yeah, it was terrible, but it was
Speaker 1: honestly the best. And not only that, not only was
Speaker 1: everything so nasty, it was intimate because we kissed the
Speaker 1: entire time. I also want to say, fun this show
Speaker 1: because it led for me to do some things that
Speaker 1: I have said many times that I probably would not
Speaker 1: or that I don't like, and in this setting, I
Speaker 1: let it happen. Um so for one, well, no, I
Speaker 1: actually let him eat my pussy. I we did sixty
Speaker 1: nine when I tell you, we did everything, bitch, So
Speaker 1: let me go down the list. I want to tell
Speaker 1: you how this show has affected me in in a way.
Speaker 1: And I had I thought about it, and I said,
Speaker 1: fun this show. That's literally what was going through my mind.
Speaker 1: So and I don't know what time, this was maybe
Speaker 1: six or seven of us fucking. He put my toes
Speaker 1: in his mouth and no, let me finish this, and
Speaker 1: he was literally no, real quick. He was literally sucking
Speaker 1: my big toe and I allowed him to do it
Speaker 1: for quite some time. Um. Furthermore, of course, I wrote Dick.
Speaker 1: I told you I don't ride Dick. I wrote Dick
Speaker 1: so much, that's why my legs hurt. And I wrote
Speaker 1: it from the back girl, Oh yeah, well they're white.
Speaker 1: This I got cute toes. You. I feel like I
Speaker 1: need a crylic right now. But um, yeah, so he
Speaker 1: sucked my toes and I do want to say the
Speaker 1: other things. He like, he wasn't sucking it like a dick.
Speaker 1: He was sucking it very essentially. But I will say
Speaker 1: when I went to the tongue in between him, I
Speaker 1: think he did. Was it when you were like when
Speaker 1: he was like sucking when it was missionary and he
Speaker 1: and it was missionary, and he held my foot up
Speaker 1: to his mouth. So that's one. The other thing is
Speaker 1: I considered exchanging the favor, but I stopped at his ankle,
Speaker 1: so I stopped kissing it to his ankle. I got
Speaker 1: as far as to his ankle, and then I stopped.
Speaker 1: But I do want to say every time, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: This is the other thing that I did. And I
Speaker 1: do want to sit here and say, and I just
Speaker 1: I blame Wheezy for this, y'all. So he's tall. His
Speaker 1: feet were dangling off the end of the bed. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on real quick. And so I was making our drinks.
Speaker 1: I was pouring the tequila and I was pouring the mixer,
Speaker 1: and we was talking about how I'm I can never
Speaker 1: be a striper because I'm not a good dancer. Because
Speaker 1: we were playing music, so mind you, I was I
Speaker 1: was trying to stork it just I said, see, I
Speaker 1: do it much better on a dick, like I don't
Speaker 1: really dance in real life. So uh, as I'm kind
Speaker 1: of trying to shake my ass and as I'm pouring
Speaker 1: the drinks, his toes and feet were by my ass.
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna set were rubbing my my cheeks
Speaker 1: and it was between my and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let your toe go on my booty hole.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I thought of the show, and
Speaker 1: I thought the show ruined me because never would I
Speaker 1: let a man to me what's a big Because no,
Speaker 1: he didn't stick his toe in my ass, but it
Speaker 1: was just grazing it. It was a great It was
Speaker 1: a great at all. And at that point I realized
Speaker 1: this show has ruined my life because I hate feet,
Speaker 1: I hate doing all these things, and he literally did
Speaker 1: all of it, and I loved every bit of it.
Speaker 1: So you know what, you're not gonna you know, shut
Speaker 1: the funk up. That's not what this episode a picture
Speaker 1: of the ideas of the No. I was just dancing
Speaker 1: on his feet. Basically, I was dancing in it. I
Speaker 1: hate you so much. I hate you so much. I
Speaker 1: was dancing on his feet. Um, your asshole. UM, before
Speaker 1: we go, I do want to go ahead and get
Speaker 1: through um at least one of these homemails, because again
Speaker 1: we've been missing out on home mails. But this homemail
Speaker 1: is actually a really good one, and I think maybe
Speaker 1: you and I can have some say, especially after me
Speaker 1: sharing this story. So UM. This one is called average
Speaker 1: dilemma UM, and it brings up some things that I'm
Speaker 1: dealing with. So it says, what a horrible crew? Got
Speaker 1: it ride my toe like a hole? But shut the
Speaker 1: I didn't ride his toe, brodek and then kind of
Speaker 1: just flapped over my ass crack until the other butt cheek,
Speaker 1: but it didn't go in my booty brot Hey, ladies,
Speaker 1: so what a horrible crew? Huge fan from Virginia. I
Speaker 1: love your content and open mindedness. My question is how
Speaker 1: do I become an exceptional lover despite being average? Sick?
Speaker 1: Shut up. I'm dating a girl who's been open with
Speaker 1: me about how experienced she is with different guys, shapes
Speaker 1: and sizes. I asked for details and love having an
Speaker 1: open convo, but I really want to be prodigious to
Speaker 1: her and future lovers. Example Mandy and Fellon Bay No
Speaker 1: more Fello Bay by the way, um, what would or
Speaker 1: could Fellon Bay do for Mandy to get her rocks
Speaker 1: off even where she no longer cares for time? Side note,
Speaker 1: I already give a lot of oral I love eating pussy,
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of lesbian portant and have looked
Speaker 1: at techniques online. So any tips, tricks, toys, new techniques,
Speaker 1: I would definitely be open to trying. Thanks, and I
Speaker 1: love y'all with much success. So having had seven b
Speaker 1: as amazing as he is to me in the bedroom, um,
Speaker 1: fell e Bay could not be that, And I constantly
Speaker 1: battle this, and Wheezy actually asked me a lot on
Speaker 1: the show, and a lot of people who meet me
Speaker 1: are like, if you ever get a boyfriend, could you stop? Um,
Speaker 1: the fact of the matter is here. I am having
Speaker 1: had experienced a sexual evening with someone who I feel
Speaker 1: like exceeded all of my expectations in the bedroom. Um,
Speaker 1: if you have an average sized dick, I don't think
Speaker 1: that it has anything to do with your dick, but
Speaker 1: more so the chemistry that you have with your partner
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. So a lot of times people sit
Speaker 1: here and assume it's their dick size, when I really
Speaker 1: feel like some people like different dick sizes anyways, So
Speaker 1: even if you're an average dick size or a small
Speaker 1: dick size, like depending on your partner, it has more
Speaker 1: so to do with chemistry again, your openness, and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. And I had
Speaker 1: this conversation with my home girl truthfully, and I'll let
Speaker 1: you guys that I'm a little secret. Sorry ladies, but
Speaker 1: your dick can actually be terrible when a woman has
Speaker 1: emotions for you. Those emotions a lot of the time
Speaker 1: like make up for the lack of you in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: We ever talked about shrimp dick. Me and Vinny. We
Speaker 1: sang the song Yea. So I was in love with
Speaker 1: this guy, was a fireman in Orlando. Thought we had
Speaker 1: amazing sex. And two years past I started moving living
Speaker 1: in New York. Come back for like Thanksgiving or some
Speaker 1: ship and I have sex with him, and I was
Speaker 1: so confused. I was like, I don't even get it.
Speaker 1: I mean it was smaller than average, like I would
Speaker 1: say four and a half five inches was the Asian no,
Speaker 1: But I just thought it was so good and we
Speaker 1: were just so compatible, like chemistry wise, sexually, he ate
Speaker 1: my pussy really great. Everything was great, and it was
Speaker 1: just enough, and I'm shocked compared to Jeeves. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've seen the picture of his dick huge, Well,
Speaker 1: I like big dick, so to me, a big dick
Speaker 1: has to be present. Yeah, but like no, I was
Speaker 1: that into him, and like I just kind of was surprised.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think, um so a lot of
Speaker 1: men I feel like they hone this insecurity within themselves
Speaker 1: because they feel like they're not packing enough. Um, but
Speaker 1: I think it's more important to actually just find somebody
Speaker 1: that you are sexually compatible with, and somebody in which
Speaker 1: you can open up and explore with them what they like,
Speaker 1: what pleases them, and again what pleases you. So I
Speaker 1: would say, in this situation, she either probably just doesn't
Speaker 1: like you as much, because maybe that's why she's sitting
Speaker 1: here and is so open about sharing all these other
Speaker 1: experiences and how everyone else pleased her and maybe how
Speaker 1: you're lacking in that department. But also, um, I really
Speaker 1: don't think there is any way to help, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, outside of finding someone who you're sexually compatible with, Like,
Speaker 1: it's not your dick size. So if you're thinking it's
Speaker 1: your dick size, it's not like And also you could
Speaker 1: give the best head if you get a bit like me.
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about head like that in
Speaker 1: real life. So if head is something that also isn't
Speaker 1: something that simulates her, it don't matter how good you
Speaker 1: eat pussy, it's not gonna do nothing for her. So
Speaker 1: I think you need to have that conversation what exactly
Speaker 1: turns her on in the bedroom with these other people
Speaker 1: that she's had amazing sex with, Like to me, I
Speaker 1: just shared a story where I had probably the best,
Speaker 1: amazing sex. So if I sit here and meet a
Speaker 1: guy and he might not be able to go ten
Speaker 1: rounds with me, or he can't sit here and be
Speaker 1: freaky the way I want to, or he's not intimate,
Speaker 1: or we don't have that attraction to where we're aroused
Speaker 1: the entire time we're around each other, there's not thing
Speaker 1: he can do. There's just nothing he can do. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're not open to pleasing your partner
Speaker 1: in all the ways they want. Yeah, it's it's a
Speaker 1: once you start saying no to things. I'll pause on
Speaker 1: that because there's a whole lot of ship that I
Speaker 1: did with this nigga having no time with and I'm
Speaker 1: so fine that he doesn't care if I fucking stick.
Speaker 1: But she has a good sexual chemistry that we have
Speaker 1: a great sexual chemistry, so like that doesn't count the fact. Listen,
Speaker 1: you can't fuck somebody four years and still be like
Speaker 1: damn and it's still be good every time we fuck,
Speaker 1: like to where it's like this time was better than last.
Speaker 1: Every time we fuck four years. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: just perfecting sex. I might disagree with you there. I
Speaker 1: feel like when you're not dating someone for four years,
Speaker 1: like saying like in and out, you know you've you've
Speaker 1: met people, you've dated people, he's doating people whatever, I
Speaker 1: feel like you just get to know each other's sex
Speaker 1: better and better, and absolutely that's a great part. And
Speaker 1: then we miss each like we miss what we do
Speaker 1: for each other in the bedroom, like I know, like
Speaker 1: when he hits me, it's because whatever else he fucking
Speaker 1: because we know said something like who's sex get worse?
Speaker 1: But a lot of people say a lot of people's
Speaker 1: sex get works. We get a lot of emails about
Speaker 1: it about people losing their sex driver people like that
Speaker 1: comes with relationships and laziness not necessary like a partner,
Speaker 1: because how many people really have casual sex partners for
Speaker 1: four years? Not many of us. Right, you get in
Speaker 1: a relationship, you get lazy. You're not really doing as much.
Speaker 1: You're just like whatever, I'm gonna get dressed up. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do this. Let me spend on your puts
Speaker 1: the real quick with the dig in like it's not
Speaker 1: as much and different. Yeah, you fucking this niggaway. Let's
Speaker 1: say three times three four times a month. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: like you're gonna make account every time. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: great because you're meeting for sex opposed to like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna watch Netflix and cross it off your list,
Speaker 1: Like you gotta make effort to fuck You're right. Something
Speaker 1: that we decided we wanted to do. Um, we were
Speaker 1: going to get into another home, but we're running on time.
Speaker 1: Funck y'all. If y'all gonna sit here and complaining on time,
Speaker 1: Wheezy um actually has an email. We decided we want
Speaker 1: to read emails that aren't asking us questions but are
Speaker 1: also telling us either how good we're doing, how we
Speaker 1: affected their lives, or how fucking bad we're doing. Um.
Speaker 1: But Wheezy found one, and I thought that it was
Speaker 1: really good and I wanted her to read it. Um.
Speaker 1: This one is from Amber. The subject is growth. I
Speaker 1: just finished listening to this week's episode. She's referring to
Speaker 1: the therapy one. And let me start by saying, WHOA.
Speaker 1: I'm a fairly new listener, maybe a month or so,
Speaker 1: and I'm listening to all the episodes and reverse. I
Speaker 1: was completely unaware of the tension between between you, ladies,
Speaker 1: so this was a shock to me. I'm glad you're
Speaker 1: both believers in therapy and that you both invited the
Speaker 1: doctor to mediate. Your podcast is a breath of fresh
Speaker 1: air when it comes to sextop and pretty open type
Speaker 1: of girl. But unfortunately my husband's approved. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: subtle lease him into this out of his show, but
Speaker 1: I definitely need my weekly to supportable decisions so I
Speaker 1: can live vicariously through you and your guests. I wish you, ladies,
Speaker 1: nothing but success, and look forward to more juicy content. Sincerely,
Speaker 1: a retired horrible decisions maker. Well, I hope this was
Speaker 1: juicy enough for her. It was nothing, Nigga like, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's and that's a shocker. I mean, you definitely said something.
Speaker 1: Your ass was talking a whole goddamn time. I have
Speaker 1: Thumbelina THUMBI sixties seven toes foot to ask nail beds
Speaker 1: callous remover and ride my toe like a ho. Actually
Speaker 1: his feet were very smooth, which is why I allowed
Speaker 1: those toes to rub on me. Okay, so callous remover,
Speaker 1: you can go ahead and cross that out. He is
Speaker 1: not in need of that. I'm literally can we This
Speaker 1: is the one podcast that I just want to make,
Speaker 1: this pad of me listing off the fucking names of
Speaker 1: what this could be. This was really great. Was there
Speaker 1: any other highlights? Chris, I'm trying to think if there's
Speaker 1: anything else that I did that I didn't get to share.
Speaker 1: I mean, I spit in his mouth. That's the domin me.
Speaker 1: I was so happy. So normally men spit in my mouth,
Speaker 1: but when I was like riding him, I looked down
Speaker 1: and fucking made him open his mouth and spit in it,
Speaker 1: and it was just sexy to me. I was so
Speaker 1: excited because Nika is always spit in my mouth. So
Speaker 1: I was like, if I can do whatever I want
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna lie. That was the key words
Speaker 1: that he said that bade me know this was gonna
Speaker 1: be amazing. He said, you can do whatever you want
Speaker 1: with me. Men really don't know that entails, um, but
Speaker 1: I think he caught the drifts and we don't like.
Speaker 1: Oh when when a guy said you could do whatever
Speaker 1: you want with me, and they definitely figure in your ask,
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, um, No, I was talking about you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, you could like grab my neck.
Speaker 1: You know what I need to do. I need another
Speaker 1: nigga with dreads and I'm going to Miami this weekend.
Speaker 1: By the time you guys hear this, I'll probably be back.
Speaker 1: But I just gotta miss hair on a man and
Speaker 1: like the white dudes I fucked maybe having man buns,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I love man buns. I'm trying to think,
Speaker 1: have I sucked the dreadhead in a while, which I
Speaker 1: don't even think I pucked the dredhead in a while? Damn?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hey, hold on, now you got me thinking
Speaker 1: Ben Jordan was I think the last somebody about the
Speaker 1: sounds like wax. Now you think that niggas don't let
Speaker 1: me grab his hair? Fuck? No, I think he would
Speaker 1: bro if he sucks in Tim's like them niggas who
Speaker 1: sucking tims on porns. That matches the whole they hair.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, you know what, I really
Speaker 1: I really doubt that wax eats vagina. Oh he looks
Speaker 1: like one of those days. I bet he does. I
Speaker 1: bet you no, no, no, no no, no, no no. He
Speaker 1: did say I licked the click. He did say that
Speaker 1: if the fact that it was a click, he don't
Speaker 1: be looking ships because it's not a click. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: a click. I was telling um when I was at
Speaker 1: the last question when are you gonna let wax fuck?
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what's so funny? I
Speaker 1: owe you not I'm not, but I see I don't
Speaker 1: like it. Um. Dr Maya Pedifort said not to use
Speaker 1: the word butts, and so we are not going to
Speaker 1: use were very attracted to wax? Are you don't? And
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna tell you why, Douse. It brings
Speaker 1: you back to your sixteen year old Stulf when we
Speaker 1: had a dread hair radar. Wax makes me feel so sife.
Speaker 1: I feel like that nigga would kill somebody and it
Speaker 1: just makes me feel good. And it's like I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that Jeeves is it muscular? It makes me feel protected,
Speaker 1: but not like that nigga. Like and when Wax picked
Speaker 1: me up at the live show, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And actually he stopped hitting
Speaker 1: me up and checking on me because he probably knows
Speaker 1: I ain't gonta give him no pussy. But I mean,
Speaker 1: you never know. And I really like Wax. You're not
Speaker 1: you don't like Wax. This is all just it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's for It's all like everybody that I I fake
Speaker 1: foot with this for fun. But there is something about
Speaker 1: Wax like really fucking gets me. Like I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. There's no nigga that can call me
Speaker 1: and talk to me like Wax talk to me. Wax
Speaker 1: be calling me like listen, you need to chill out,
Speaker 1: you need to calm down. Okay, you girl, you got
Speaker 1: you let me know if you need me then with
Speaker 1: you upstairs. I'm gonna come over and be like, are
Speaker 1: you gonna come over and drop off some weed and chicken?
Speaker 1: And I'm scared to invite him over because I know
Speaker 1: I'll get fucked. It's gonna be an episode of blacked.
Speaker 1: Just just be a just be I just to and
Speaker 1: tims My Nigga Wax sent me something I would not
Speaker 1: his dick. I'm trying to explain. It was something with
Speaker 1: him out and he was like, Yo, I'm about to
Speaker 1: go blah blah blah blah blah real quick. And then
Speaker 1: Nigger had Tims on. I'm like, you know what, can
Speaker 1: I can I be real honest with you when my mom.
Speaker 1: So I brought my mom to the Brilliant Idiots Live
Speaker 1: Show and that at that point she didn't know really
Speaker 1: Charlottagne and Andrew Schultz. And when I tell you, that's
Speaker 1: all she said when we left, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is about that Charlettamagne, but him and them Tims
Speaker 1: and I was like, mom my, mom, you know she
Speaker 1: from Florida, so you know as Florida. It's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I know it, I know it, I know it.
Speaker 1: I got it. It's a construction man fantasy. Maybe you
Speaker 1: just New York guy, because New York guys be with
Speaker 1: the Timberlands. Bro Listen. When we was in middle school
Speaker 1: in Florida, we was wearing soldieries and kay Swiss Okay,
Speaker 1: So it was so if we had a new guy
Speaker 1: come to school and he bust out with some tims.
Speaker 1: We just knew he was from New York and you
Speaker 1: when you from the South, you just love an up
Speaker 1: North motherfucker. Now that I live in New York, I
Speaker 1: can't eas Nick New york Is. He don't have that
Speaker 1: like your son kind of vibes. But yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: I don't deal with Brooklyn guys. I can't Brooklyn is
Speaker 1: too oh yo, fucking I can't Brownsville back. Its funny.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I've been holding out. Yeah, because when
Speaker 1: I get back home, bitch, I love me a ghetto
Speaker 1: ass gold toothasma licking them teeth in. Don't want no kings.
Speaker 1: English motherfucker speak like you ain't got no education for me.
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Speaker 1: like everything will be passed by the time we kind
Speaker 1: of dropped this. So I have been on a water
Speaker 1: cleanse thinking that like it could get me more wet
Speaker 1: because I've been experiencing vaginal dryness. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on. But now that I'm having condom sex, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So that's why I just had
Speaker 1: to go pee. So now that I'm like, damn, I'm
Speaker 1: not getting what' not full a lot. But that person
Speaker 1: needs to arouse you more because condom sex. And I've
Speaker 1: never been that one that but you're wetter than me,
Speaker 1: probably like I don't. I don't think I get that
Speaker 1: crazy with I just never have. And it's kind of
Speaker 1: where did you read that someone was telling me to
Speaker 1: like start drinking water and like maybe it'll work out
Speaker 1: or whatever. Bitch was moist probably because you were bad
Speaker 1: then the passing dude, it's healthy for you. Dr Kim said,
Speaker 1: so it's a less chance of his toxic shock. Okay, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: Pat Sponge, it wasn't twenty four. It was like twenty two.
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