1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Hey, are you horrible motherfucker you? This is Wheezy and 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: I wanted to make a great announcement. I have a 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,479 Speaker 1: live show with Jesse Woub coming Zozo Talk. Lie. We're 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:13,039 Speaker 1: gonna be in New York on October and in Atlanta 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,279 Speaker 1: on December eighth, Miami to be announced. It's gonna be 6 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: so much fucking fun. And we've got Mouse hosting our 7 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: New York show, Tahoe hosting our Atlanta show. It's gonna 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 1: be a night full of questions, answers, laughs, and we 9 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: actually have Zozo Talk contestants live, so ladies, you will 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,639 Speaker 1: get to choose from a lineup of men and hopefully 11 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: you can say one of them home for a dick appointment. 12 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: Check out my bio on Instagram Wheezy WTF and the 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,279 Speaker 1: tickets are there v I P. Tickets include a meet 14 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 1: and great general admission we have available. Everybody has a seat. 15 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: It's going to be such a good fucking time. See 16 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: you soon. Oh yea ya ya ya ya ya ya 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: ya ya ya yah. What's up y'all? This is another 18 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: episode I don't know. I feel like I don't know 19 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: to be trying to be like I don't like for like, 20 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 1: I really need that clip to be the text. Yo, 21 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 1: shut the funk up. I really be trying to like 22 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: do some sound effects. How fuck you? You know what's funny? 23 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: Listening to Joe Buden's podcast makes me feel like it 24 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: does it so cool and maybe I just don't know 25 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: how to sound cool like Joe bird. Well, Hi guys, 26 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: welcome to get another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is 27 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: your girl Mandy V. Yeah, Ash, I'm wheazy, UM and 28 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 1: I was about to steal another podcast. I was about 29 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: to make some say um, and we are here um 30 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: yet again. I know that you guys did not think 31 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: we would make it, but this is another episode and 32 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 1: it's just me weekly in the studio. You guys liked 33 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 1: how we go back in the day, um, and we 34 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: was using um guests to cover up our hate towards 35 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: each other for quite some time. UM, we didn't want 36 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: to talk to each other. So what's the guests? The 37 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 1: guests that you could think of that we need it 38 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: to have. Um. You literally we got in a fight 39 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 1: the days the Stripper episode came out, and that was 40 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 1: supposed to be a solo episode. She was like, no, 41 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: don't worry, I gotta guess it's a stripper. Don't worry. 42 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 1: I got us a guest because I don't want to 43 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: talk to you. Bitch. You remember that whole She was like, 44 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: don't worry about it. We're not doing a solo episode, 45 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: but I have a guest for us. Oh and you 46 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: texted something and I said, bitch talking about me? How 47 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: you like? No? I text you on an accident. I 48 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: was so mad. She was ready to come for me, 49 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: and I'm like, damn, damn. So I want you all 50 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: to know the therapist episode said we have to come. That. 51 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: I liked a lot because even when niggas I don't 52 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 1: know what they're saying when they text what you mean 53 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 1: and me and you or something will say sure. Some 54 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: people think sure. It's very like that was a good idea. 55 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't want you to know when I 56 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: say I don't. I don't really just tell you all. 57 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. I want to stop this for a second. Yeah, 58 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: we're in a loud speaker studio where all the podcast 59 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: records as part of a larger studio space. And I 60 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: don't know if you can hear the base, but I 61 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: could smell weed. I would only be okay if it's 62 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: like ty Dolla's line next door. Anyone else who change 63 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,639 Speaker 1: this here? One day we were recording, I know it, 64 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: so it's nas like it's I. Why don't I run 65 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: into them? Like ever been here? Yeah, he's been here. 66 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 1: He has been here. Not well, I've been here. This 67 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: is the studio he records out of. But he definitely, um, 68 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: he'd definitely be in the studio. Smells like weed. Bro, 69 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: I love weed. I don't know why you're like you're disgusted. Sorry, 70 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: doesn't tell because it's you said. I recently had a 71 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: CBD gut me for like af passed out and fell 72 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: asleep in the house, did you I would never take 73 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: an edible like it was CBD, so I thought it 74 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: was different because I thought it was like not that 75 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: big a deal. But I worked Midtown and I've been 76 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: finding CBD coffee shops and stuff, and there's a there's 77 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: a new restaurant I can't remember. But they actually are 78 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: infusing CBD oils into their cocktails. That sounds so I'm 79 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: gonna want to try that. But you don't want to 80 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: drink in real life? I do, but you don't. We 81 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: when we used to hang out, when we tried this. 82 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: I drink. You don't even you have one drink and 83 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: it's a bottle on my party. W whee, y'all, y'all 84 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: say what you want us to go out? We have 85 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: to find like an ice cream parlor to go to 86 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: or something, because Weezy will have me go out. And 87 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: of course you want to go to fucking meat packing, 88 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: So bitch take me to places where the drinks twenty 89 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: dollars and she want to be in there for a 90 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 1: two minutes. I decided, I haven't talked about it, but 91 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 1: I decided our first time we went out is going 92 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 1: to be at a party, like a black a party. 93 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: No I would have liked to. I'm gonna need you 94 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: to come up with another concert to other than a concert. 95 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: I don't know where else we're gonna go where we're 96 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: both gonna be like okayy uh, we're gonna go to 97 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: like okay, we could do keeping. This is what we 98 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: could do them Bay in Brooklyn? What is it half 99 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: for me? Half? What is that? It's niggas but like 100 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: afrobeats and hippie ships? Is it outside? Go ahead, man, 101 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: do the goddamn whatever you want. So just be a pussy. 102 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: I have one. Okay oneue check le that ship, I'll 103 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,840 Speaker 1: be hot. Um. Well, I guess we're gonna go ahead 104 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: and start this week off. Normally we do catchups on 105 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,960 Speaker 1: our pussies, um, but because we are corporate women, I 106 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 1: want to go ahead and catch up kind of on 107 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: what's been going on with you know, us and our jobs. 108 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: We don't talk about our jobs much because um, y'allho 109 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: don't need to know ship. I will say the new 110 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 1: job that I have been at for all of maybe 111 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: two months now, I have been spotted about six times. 112 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 1: So in the in the building. Do you mean it? Bro? 113 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: Not for that? So we're gonna ahead and catch YEP, 114 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: it's just if you. Um. I guess in my head, 115 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 1: I just assume, oh no, not over there, bro. Um. 116 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 1: But I was spotted in the cafeteria by two people 117 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,840 Speaker 1: and then other people hit me and my Instagram was 118 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: like hey girl, Hey work buddy, and I was like fuck. Um. 119 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: I will say, um, I have been completely stressed with 120 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 1: my new job, especially with the hours that I work. Um, 121 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: but more so because I most recently had to have 122 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: the black talk with one of my black seniors and 123 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,600 Speaker 1: I was literally in tears. This was last Friday. Um, God, 124 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: I think I had the Black talk with a black 125 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 1: senior where he pretty much let me know like, hey girl, UM, 126 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: just gonna let you know, UM, because I'm hearing things 127 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: that we don't make sure you stay here. Um, as 128 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: a black person, you need to overextend yourself over communicate. 129 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: They're going to look at you and what you do 130 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: and what a white person does are not going to 131 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 1: be judged the same. Someone can perform, let's perform less 132 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,839 Speaker 1: than you, but because they're not black, it's not going 133 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: to be seen that way. UM. Having this conversation just 134 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,840 Speaker 1: like drilled down into my head like was it a 135 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 1: man or woman? This was a man and he he 136 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: did say, he was like no, not at all. Like 137 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: I actually thanked him. I told him like I'm gonna 138 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 1: take you for drinks, like thank you, like there's been 139 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: a complete one a d even in the response. But 140 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: I now feel like I'm fucking brown nosing and kissing 141 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: as what you doing girl? Nothing. I wasn't logging back 142 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: onto my computer at midnight to see if anyone needed help. 143 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: That's what I wasn't doing. Apparently I wasn't staying in 144 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: the office long enough because apparently thirteen hour shifts are 145 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 1: not long enough. Um Nah, I'm me And but he 146 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: did say, like the good thing about me was that 147 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: I have my personality. So he's like, when you walk 148 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: into the office, say hey girl, good morning, like everyone 149 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: knows I'm always happy. So he's like, you have that 150 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 1: working for you. He literally said to me, you don't 151 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: have the black girl attitude, so you don't have to 152 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,680 Speaker 1: worry about them pushing away from you. But for me 153 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: to see here and have this black talk in this 154 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: corporate setting, I was literally like, is this really what 155 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,520 Speaker 1: I want? I had to deal with this when I 156 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: was a bartender, So there were certain bars like I 157 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: worked at the Montreal Hotel, and well I worked at 158 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: the Montre Hotel and um all the management got changed 159 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 1: out and these French niggas came in and I literally 160 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: let go, let go because they wanted to change it 161 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: to more European bar. And they literally told me I 162 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: didn't fit the image that they were looking for behind 163 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 1: the bar. This wasn't soho and so like even having 164 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 1: to bitch this was here in New York. So like 165 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 1: having to experience that in in the club setting, you 166 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: having to look a certain way, you know, me knowing 167 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: I could only go work it strip clubs or die bars, 168 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: bars that weren't black, like like they had to be 169 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: catered to black people because the white bars ain't hiring 170 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: a girl with a big booty behind the bar, etcetera, etcetera. 171 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: Like for me to be in a corporate setting where 172 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 1: I actually feel accomplished to be here because it's like 173 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,360 Speaker 1: really hard to get the job that I have to 174 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: have this talk, it's just like this, this is what 175 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,720 Speaker 1: I signed up for. It's kind of said like and 176 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: I was literally just like I hate that I have 177 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 1: to kind of brown nose my way because I'm a minority. 178 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 1: Are you watching inse here right now? No, I'm not. 179 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,200 Speaker 1: I need to though. There's a scene where Molly is 180 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: like just to start working in a black all black 181 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,440 Speaker 1: firms and now they looking on her like she oh, 182 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: because you was doing this at the last place. I'm like, well, 183 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: and I guess you you deal with it, I mean 184 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 1: either way, but for me having to have the black 185 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: senior come and talk to me like yes, girl, like 186 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead and make sure you're good, but 187 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: you need to like over compensate and overly do your 188 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,679 Speaker 1: job for this first year. So it was just it 189 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,440 Speaker 1: was just exhausting because I feel like I have busted 190 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,719 Speaker 1: my ass um and I have gotten great grades. I've 191 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,080 Speaker 1: gotten into the firm, I've gotten into, you know, good things, 192 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,199 Speaker 1: and so to know that even though I've done all 193 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,440 Speaker 1: of these things, because I'm a black woman, I'm still 194 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 1: not going to be looked at as on the same 195 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,199 Speaker 1: level as everyone who got hired with me because I'm 196 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 1: a black woman. It was just kind of like it 197 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,840 Speaker 1: was frustrating mentally, Like I did cry, Like I was crying. 198 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: It's so crazy that this happened to you, because this 199 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: happened to me Wednesday at work, the black talk and 200 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 1: the cry. So some of you on Instagram asked why 201 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 1: I took my hair out, and I can't right, I 202 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,199 Speaker 1: was waiting to see you with in braids because I 203 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,719 Speaker 1: was gonna get on your head. I can't really talk 204 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,440 Speaker 1: much about it, but it was I felt really cute 205 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 1: name so I get to work. It was for apropunk. Yeah, 206 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 1: they were for a pun and I wasn't leaving. It 207 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,440 Speaker 1: was an Afro punk and like leave them in for 208 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 1: like I don't know whatever. So I got these twists 209 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,319 Speaker 1: and I was so excited about it. I was feeling 210 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,719 Speaker 1: so so pretty, Like my work husband kept telling me 211 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: how great I looked. She's like, this is the most 212 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 1: pretty I've every been. I was feeling really good, and 213 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,199 Speaker 1: there was people that talked to me every day that 214 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 1: didn't speak to me. One woman asked wow. One woman 215 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:32,199 Speaker 1: came up to me and asked me. She said, oh, 216 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 1: so you're half and half? Then wait, excuse me, because 217 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: my last name is so Jewish. I guess it didn't 218 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,719 Speaker 1: hit her that I was, Oh, yeah, because you could 219 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:49,120 Speaker 1: definitely pass unless like my hair is up in a bun. 220 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:53,319 Speaker 1: They'd be like, she's but otherwise no, and so um, 221 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,080 Speaker 1: in my in my cube, you know, you see all 222 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 1: these pictures of my mom and family, and like there's 223 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,199 Speaker 1: mad black people in my cube. But I guess she 224 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,319 Speaker 1: wasn't looking. She just really sit by me. Everyone for 225 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: the most part pretty much knows because i'd bet. But 226 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 1: she said, so you're half in half And I couldn't 227 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: even handle it. She was she worked on a different 228 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,720 Speaker 1: floor than me. Actually, um, people were just giving me 229 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,560 Speaker 1: really weird looks. I felt really uncomfortable, Like it was 230 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. So this black woman in the office that 231 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:19,719 Speaker 1: I never talked to. I could see my face and 232 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if my eyes were watering up, and 233 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,440 Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm so so uncomfortable to my work husband. 234 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: He was like, bro, this is in your head. You 235 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 1: need to calm down. This in your head. And I'm like, 236 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 1: it's not in my Guys, don't realize. It's not in 237 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,679 Speaker 1: our heads. Not in my head, it's not in our head. 238 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,120 Speaker 1: So she pulls me in the room and she said, 239 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:37,679 Speaker 1: listen to me. Your hair today just oh my god, 240 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: it makes me. She said, you're here today, just added 241 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:46,080 Speaker 1: another shade to you. Wait wait, wait, no, no no, no 242 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: black woman said this to me. She was like that. 243 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,040 Speaker 1: She was like, that's what I mean. I didn't really 244 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,840 Speaker 1: take it as insulted because she was like, that's basically 245 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,720 Speaker 1: what it did. She was like, your light skinned and 246 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,560 Speaker 1: you may not have felt like this in the room, 247 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,959 Speaker 1: but now you fucking do. She was like, and she's 248 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,679 Speaker 1: dark skinned, and she was like, this is how the fact. 249 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: But not only that, it's so funny that you went 250 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 1: through this with your twigs. Remember you said you cried 251 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: about your brain, but I cried. Not only did I 252 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 1: cry about my brains and these were two corn rolls. 253 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,319 Speaker 1: But before starting this job, y'all know, I had dreads 254 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 1: in my hair. I literally took them out and didn't 255 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 1: get them redone because I'm like, bro. When I started 256 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 1: this new job, which I'm not going in there with dreadlock, 257 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 1: I was having a hard time. So the next day 258 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 1: I was working at Sorry, representing the company at a 259 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 1: cyber security conference and I saw the way my boss 260 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 1: looked at me. He didn't say anything, and he was like, oh, 261 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 1: you know, you know you're you're going there tomorrow and 262 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,840 Speaker 1: he's like, coin of he he wasn't weird about like 263 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,240 Speaker 1: maybe it was in my head, but like then I 264 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 1: felt like cooning out for even fucking caring you know 265 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,360 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like I'm the person who's like, funk 266 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,839 Speaker 1: what they think? Blah blah blah blah blah. So I 267 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 1: get on the phone Moll, who was the most black 268 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,679 Speaker 1: person like I'm talking about all day every day and 269 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 1: fuck almost got fired from making seven years old, and 270 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 1: what she said to me broke my heart. She's like, 271 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,679 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Your mama needs you, You 272 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 1: need you. You could fight them on this, but I 273 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 1: don't know if you have enough of a leg to 274 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 1: stand on with your podcast to keep your life up 275 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 1: if you lose that fight. And I was like, holy shit, 276 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,240 Speaker 1: I have to literally sit here and just fucking take it. 277 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,839 Speaker 1: And I'm crying. I'm bawling, crying on the phone. I 278 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 1: had an awful fucking day and I didn't know what 279 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: to do. You know, I'm texting my friends are like, 280 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,000 Speaker 1: they can't do this to you, and I'm like, oh no, 281 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,559 Speaker 1: they can. So without getting into too much detail about it, 282 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 1: I took it out. I felt awful. Um, long story short, 283 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: it got to work the next day after the conference, 284 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,439 Speaker 1: which which it was out for the conference, and four people, know, 285 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,839 Speaker 1: three people at one time came up to me and said, 286 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:51,600 Speaker 1: you look so much prettier with your hair straight like that. Wow. 287 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:57,800 Speaker 1: It fucked me up. I mean, I was so emotional 288 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:01,760 Speaker 1: about it. And then the black woman that he came 289 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 1: out to me and she was like, yo, like I 290 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 1: used to do that. I used to purm my hair 291 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,480 Speaker 1: just because I was thinking about that, blah blah. She 292 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 1: because she's like, I can't believe they did it to you. 293 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,199 Speaker 1: There's a black girl that never talked to in the office, 294 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 1: who was young, and I was upset and I went 295 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:13,920 Speaker 1: out too much for her not talking about it. She 296 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,640 Speaker 1: was like, girl, I wear braids all the time, and 297 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: they always do that to me. They always asked me like, oh, 298 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: how did you get that little shell in your hand? 299 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: Like they made me feel so awful, but the fact 300 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,160 Speaker 1: that they kept telling me how much prettier I was 301 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: with my hair straight killed me. And then I get 302 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: to Afro Punk and I'm looking at all these people 303 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm so whack. Yeah, I mean, but 304 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 1: what you experience is and I think. I don't know 305 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 1: if I shared this on the podcast, but I broke 306 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 1: into tears um at my last job because I did 307 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 1: want braids because I was going to Miami for two 308 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: days in a bitch and want to have to do 309 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: her hair like I was gonna be on the beach. 310 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: I this would be great. And I'll sit here and 311 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,040 Speaker 1: tell you like, I'm kind of jealous of the fact 312 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: that you were able to even call your aunt, because 313 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 1: this was something that when I called my mama, my 314 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 1: white ass mama ain't have no advice for me. She 315 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: was putting me on the coworker on the phone where 316 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,320 Speaker 1: her coworker and then I cuts her out because I 317 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,680 Speaker 1: find out her coworking Mexican. But you ain't got the 318 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 1: same goddamn struggles as me, Like yeah, you a specially 319 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,680 Speaker 1: you ain't got the same struggles like and and and. 320 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:14,440 Speaker 1: I mean people assume that we don't have those stripes 321 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 1: because maybe our hair is you know, it isn't nappy. 322 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: If I've had people, you know, bring up like girl, 323 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 1: but you've got white people hair, But it's like, um, no, 324 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,840 Speaker 1: sis I wear we've often most of the time. Um, 325 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 1: even when I put a button, bitch, that is an extension, 326 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 1: there's added hair into that. Um. When I have bangs, 327 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,640 Speaker 1: those bangs are not mine. When I have curly hair. 328 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,960 Speaker 1: I understand how we look racially ambiguous, but I feel 329 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,040 Speaker 1: like at my job, I'm not. Actually, when I went 330 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,640 Speaker 1: to go to the hair salont to like get the 331 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: twist taking out and everything like that, the lady that 332 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: does my hair as an older Jamaican lady, and like, 333 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: I couldn't even get it out without crying. Well, I've 334 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: heard for a long time, and she was like, listen, 335 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 1: you're not the first person I've been doing hair for 336 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,920 Speaker 1: forty five years, and you are not the first girl 337 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,440 Speaker 1: to come and say this to me. I will say 338 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: one thing about my job that I I'm grateful for 339 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,000 Speaker 1: is that there's a lot of groups within my job. 340 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 1: Like so you have like a gay club, you have 341 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: lesbian club, you have UM an Asian outlet, you have 342 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,560 Speaker 1: a black outlet, a Latina outlet, and they're actually UM 343 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 1: is a group that they do and it's it's very 344 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: amazing too, like that I know that other people, like 345 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,600 Speaker 1: even for my senior to reach out to me, like 346 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,280 Speaker 1: it meant a lot just to know that, listen, this 347 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,000 Speaker 1: is a great company that we work for, but you're 348 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: still dealing with other human beings and so you know 349 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 1: you have to kind of take the cars and dose 350 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: my Afro center here have to funk you up so much. 351 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,600 Speaker 1: But but it does, and it has nothing to do 352 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,440 Speaker 1: with the company. But let me know. So I've been 353 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 1: tech sales, right. I worked for my last company, what 354 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: six years, you know, I went and well like whatever, 355 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 1: But that's when I was doing I was the ship. 356 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,240 Speaker 1: I was making all the numbers. I was number one. 357 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: I was doing it both in our both of our 358 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,360 Speaker 1: first just wait and I also it told me this 359 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 1: fucking hit me and told me and Jeeves has been 360 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 1: telling me you're gonna be there for a year and 361 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,000 Speaker 1: a half to get something better. I've been going on 362 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 1: client meetings to really cool companies, dogs running around. They're 363 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,040 Speaker 1: still making as much money as me. Right, it's not 364 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,959 Speaker 1: just because it's cooler. Office is less and I'm like, 365 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,640 Speaker 1: I'm on my way out. I will be out soon. 366 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,440 Speaker 1: And that's a good feeling. It's like this is good. 367 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,640 Speaker 1: I'm making good money. Everything is fine, but this can't 368 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 1: be where I stay. For me to be able to 369 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,080 Speaker 1: walk into the office and feel like that, and then 370 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,879 Speaker 1: they tell me I look prettier. I just I feel 371 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,840 Speaker 1: like um. And it's something that you know, maybe you 372 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,400 Speaker 1: guys don't understand because you guys see us and y'all 373 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,359 Speaker 1: see us as these light bright holes, like how can 374 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,440 Speaker 1: y'all be black? But to know that it doesn't matter 375 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,680 Speaker 1: the shade of black you are, Like we experienced this 376 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 1: ship too, like the ship that y'all experienced in the office, 377 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: like or you know, just being a minority in general. 378 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,959 Speaker 1: And I know Latina's that listen to us go through 379 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,639 Speaker 1: the same thing. Even some Asians may go through the 380 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,400 Speaker 1: same thing in their workplace. Um, And it's just where 381 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,280 Speaker 1: it's really, it's really just did you watch Crazy Rich Ass? No? 382 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,840 Speaker 1: I didn't. I want to go see it at blocks 383 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,119 Speaker 1: a little party and the first opening scene is her 384 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,040 Speaker 1: going to a hotel in Manhattan and he's saying, maybe 385 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 1: you could do Chinatown. Oh ship, I be forgetting that, Like, yeah, yeah, 386 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,480 Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. It's the person. It's not 387 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 1: that hotel. She went to that as a ship hotel. 388 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 1: But we have to realize, like we're dealing with people, 389 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: and all these people have different experiences, all these people 390 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,439 Speaker 1: grow up differently, all these people come from cultures that 391 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,679 Speaker 1: we may not know. It's a damn shame too that 392 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: you really got to sit here and conform yourselves and 393 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 1: feel better. Actually, an Asian woman at work told me 394 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: when I was kind of bitching about my hair things. 395 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,879 Speaker 1: She was like, my kids are going to going to 396 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,479 Speaker 1: go to college one day. Did you know Harvard has 397 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 1: an Asian quota the max they gotta cut off. This 398 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,600 Speaker 1: is enough Asians because they're too sport. Wow, we're gonna 399 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 1: go ahead and get into somehow ship. Well, vanilla ship 400 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,160 Speaker 1: actually is what we're gonna talk about. Um, And it's 401 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: a great article that I came across in Men's Health 402 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 1: UM magazine, and we have a lot of male followers, 403 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: and so I kind of wanted to talk about it 404 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,560 Speaker 1: because I'll be getting on men about this a lot. 405 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 1: And so the title of the article is why do 406 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 1: you get morning with Believe it or not? There's an 407 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,480 Speaker 1: important scientific reason, um. And so before we get into it, 408 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 1: I want to talk about what causes morning would For 409 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,439 Speaker 1: y'all don't who don't know the slang or what the 410 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,280 Speaker 1: morning would is when you wake up in your dick 411 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 1: is hard. So when you wake up and your dick 412 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:15,960 Speaker 1: is hard, um it is. So erections are caused by 413 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,880 Speaker 1: the stimulation of the paris and pathetic. Why do they 414 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:26,160 Speaker 1: do these big words sympathetic, bitch, nervous system. When you see, 415 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 1: feel here, or maybe even smell or taste something that 416 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,360 Speaker 1: is sexually attractive, it triggers the release of neurotransmitters. This 417 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,880 Speaker 1: leads to the dilation of arteries in the penis, which 418 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,880 Speaker 1: means more blood flows into the penis, which means the 419 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: penis becomes erect um. So bitch fetis um. So I 420 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,400 Speaker 1: want to say um for a lot of men who 421 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,359 Speaker 1: may not know UM or question if this is something 422 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: that is healthy. According to Adam Raman, m d urologist 423 00:19:55,840 --> 00:20:00,080 Speaker 1: and medical director of Neurology Cancer um A health, the 424 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,600 Speaker 1: man should expect to get hard three to five times 425 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,719 Speaker 1: per night. Remember that Sex in the City episode, What 426 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:10,280 Speaker 1: happened Charlotte's husband, they got married, They had never had sex. 427 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,159 Speaker 1: She was she wasn't a virgin. They just they had 428 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,800 Speaker 1: never had sexually saying in marriage and they had never 429 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,920 Speaker 1: had sex. He couldn't get it up. So Carrie told 430 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 1: her who was the one who had the column Sex 431 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,159 Speaker 1: in the City. She said, put a little string or 432 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,240 Speaker 1: like tape or something that could break around his dick. 433 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,199 Speaker 1: And if it's broken at night, you know, you know 434 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,320 Speaker 1: he can get hard. You know it's emotional. Oh, because 435 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 1: if he can get it up and that tape breaks 436 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 1: or something pops, it's all in his head. Well, it 437 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,639 Speaker 1: actually says that if you're not getting hard three to 438 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 1: five times per night, it could be a sign of nerve, 439 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: nerve malfunction, arterial disease, hypertension, diabetes, load to sostone or 440 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: depression and anxiety three to five times a night. But 441 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,400 Speaker 1: I mean, but he's not gonna know. I don't think 442 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,680 Speaker 1: they but I'm just he should probably know I don't 443 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,600 Speaker 1: want to be on dick Watch. You know what I'm saying. 444 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,840 Speaker 1: Just stay up, you know what I'm saying. Get some 445 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: red bull in there, get a little fucked up and beyond. 446 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,399 Speaker 1: That's what the last part says. It says that morning 447 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: wood is also a sign that the pests key erectile 448 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:17,640 Speaker 1: dysfunction you may be experiencing is second psychological, not physiological. 449 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,199 Speaker 1: If you can't get it up in the bedroom but 450 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,920 Speaker 1: find yourself waking up to morning wood, you may want 451 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,800 Speaker 1: to see a therapist if you're not getting erections. In 452 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,720 Speaker 1: either instance, it could be a sign of some of 453 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,439 Speaker 1: the aforementioned health conditions. That's what happened with my pelvic 454 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 1: floor therapy. So I might have talked about it with 455 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,960 Speaker 1: you guys before, but I was in an emotional, emotionally 456 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: abusive relationship and I was having a hard time having 457 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:44,360 Speaker 1: sex intercourse, like feeling a sharp pain during sex. So 458 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:48,160 Speaker 1: I ended up cheating on him right towards the end. 459 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,640 Speaker 1: And the day that I cheated on him, I went 460 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 1: to go get the pelvic floor therapy and I was 461 00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:54,680 Speaker 1: in tears, and I told the woman who was doing 462 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,240 Speaker 1: it on me this has been like my eighth session. 463 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,680 Speaker 1: I said, I have to tell you something. I think 464 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 1: it's him because I was all to have sex with 465 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,880 Speaker 1: someone else. And she was like, oh my god. She's like, well, 466 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 1: either the therapy is working or there's something going on 467 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: in your relationship. And she's like, and you don't have 468 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,199 Speaker 1: to tell me, And legally I don't want you to 469 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:16,200 Speaker 1: tell me. But that's how psychological I mean, Mandy, when 470 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 1: I tell you it was pain, like sharp pains, like 471 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,240 Speaker 1: like I couldn't even handle it, and with someone else 472 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 1: didn't happen. It's because I was that dry, intense, and 473 00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:29,439 Speaker 1: we say it often. I don't think UM, many people 474 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:35,760 Speaker 1: realize how psychological sex is, how mental sex is, UM, 475 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,439 Speaker 1: and that it's not all physical. UM. Something that I 476 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 1: wanted to let you guys know too. If you want 477 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,959 Speaker 1: to know, UM, if your boners are healthy or not. 478 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 1: There's actually an app for it, guys, UM, so you 479 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 1: can you can actually download an app. UM. It's called 480 00:22:53,000 --> 00:23:00,240 Speaker 1: morning Glory. It's the boner tracking app UM and hey, 481 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: what is there a million podcasts out? What is there 482 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,040 Speaker 1: two million apps? Glory was designed by men's health and 483 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,199 Speaker 1: wellness startup Romance ship Check their bonus, Bro, you're supposed 484 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 1: to enter it in it says, it's pretty simple, just 485 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,800 Speaker 1: like baby diaper feeding is stupid. Listen, you log in, 486 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,000 Speaker 1: click whether or not you woke up with morning Wood, 487 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 1: and check out your boner streak or lack there of. 488 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,720 Speaker 1: The Apple will suggest you to go to your physician 489 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,080 Speaker 1: or schedule of free consultation with their clinical director if 490 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:29,480 Speaker 1: you have seven or more bon erless mornings. What it's 491 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,360 Speaker 1: not dumb, bro, Like maybe because you ain't gotta dig, bro, 492 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,880 Speaker 1: but these niggas be looking at they dick like measuring 493 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: that ship and ship, that ship, that ship. If they don't, 494 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,879 Speaker 1: if they don't wake up and it's hard, or they 495 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,520 Speaker 1: waken up solved like maybe you know what, I will 496 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: tell you quick. I will be problem real quick because 497 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,439 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm being a little biased. When I 498 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,800 Speaker 1: was when a van were out in l A. I 499 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:55,439 Speaker 1: was telling them about my period tracker. I was like, yo, 500 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,360 Speaker 1: he was like, you're working with me, not only that 501 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: so ovulation you know it's it tells me when I'm 502 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,360 Speaker 1: gonna get pregnant in there. So we were talking about 503 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,199 Speaker 1: it at dinner. He's like, you can share it out 504 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,000 Speaker 1: with somebody let me see so and yo. I didn't 505 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,080 Speaker 1: even realize in the settings you could share it with someone. 506 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 1: And he thought it was so crazy that I was 507 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,880 Speaker 1: tracking that ship. So see you can't, y'all go ahead 508 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 1: and um track your bonus. Mandy thinks she doctor some 509 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 1: lady over. I am dot to some lady at home. Oh, 510 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,640 Speaker 1: I want to tell to tell you guys about morning. 511 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 1: Not morning would but my version of I've been having 512 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,879 Speaker 1: orgasms while sleep what bro girl, just because he'd be 513 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:41,640 Speaker 1: waking up full. I don't know what she's talking about. 514 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,159 Speaker 1: So I was sleeping with Josie because she was in 515 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,919 Speaker 1: town for Afropunk, and I woke myself up from a 516 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 1: sex stream and they had to look over because I 517 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,800 Speaker 1: was so embarrassed. I can't remember waking up like like that, 518 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: like got right out of the dream, full out of orgasms. Crazy, 519 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,080 Speaker 1: staying at age in Toya's house. Okay, my friends are married. 520 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,639 Speaker 1: Couple had a fucking orgasm on their couch, not touching. 521 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 1: I don't know how this is happening. You ain't never 522 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,600 Speaker 1: said on my couch, nasty. Yes, we're out here to 523 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,320 Speaker 1: spinning juices and ship out. It's not likely you to 524 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 1: squirt No, I am the squirt of it. This is 525 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,439 Speaker 1: just like I don't know where it's coming from. Like 526 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,800 Speaker 1: I don't. I never knew that, like you could really 527 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,400 Speaker 1: do this without being touched, like like it is full on, 528 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,200 Speaker 1: like I don't even I'm not even stop bragging because 529 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that listen to us that 530 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,480 Speaker 1: don't even experience orgasms while they have some you stop 531 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:39,239 Speaker 1: I sleep, Yeah, it's not. They've only happened when I've 532 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaker 1: been around other people. And you know what I think 533 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 1: it is. I think that I can't masturbate before I 534 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,320 Speaker 1: go to bed because someone else is around and I'm 535 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: doing it in my sleep issues. We're gonna go, hey, 536 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,720 Speaker 1: y'all and get into the kink of the week for 537 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,880 Speaker 1: um this week, and this one's a really raunchy, nasty 538 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 1: one that I actually really enjoy. Um. I've never done 539 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,240 Speaker 1: it myself, but I have who we gotta shout him out? 540 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,760 Speaker 1: Um damn one of our listeners. Yeah, I'll go ahead 541 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 1: and shot you out. Basically, she was letting me know 542 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,640 Speaker 1: a guy. Yeah, no, girl, she that sent it in. Um. 543 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,920 Speaker 1: She was letting me know that she just experienced, Um, 544 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,560 Speaker 1: this guy who wanted to do all this ship and 545 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 1: this was one of them, so um, I looked it up. 546 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,920 Speaker 1: The kink for this week is called auto felacio Audio. 547 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 1: Auto felacio is the act of oral stimulation of one's 548 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:36,400 Speaker 1: own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited 549 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 1: number of men are physically capable of performing auto falacio. 550 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,720 Speaker 1: So auto falatio is basically you getting in a fetal 551 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,680 Speaker 1: position and suck in your own dick. Um, well he 552 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,359 Speaker 1: wasn't in fetal Well, that looks kind of like fetal 553 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,840 Speaker 1: bro Oh well the one okay, So okay. So you 554 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 1: know when you're on an airplane and they're like, yo, 555 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: ship about to go down, put your head between your legs. 556 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,040 Speaker 1: That's what it looked like, so real quick. If you 557 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,840 Speaker 1: guys are interested in seeing what it looks like, y'all know. 558 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 1: I'm really into porn, and so as soon as I 559 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,680 Speaker 1: saw this, I was like, Oh, there's this nigga important 560 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 1: that I watched that. Do it? So look up Dominic 561 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 1: Santos d O M I and I see Santos s 562 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,280 Speaker 1: A and t O S. You're gonna have to go 563 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,840 Speaker 1: to the gay porn section to find him. This is 564 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: considered gay. Hold on Dan and I were talking about 565 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,719 Speaker 1: that's around this episode and we were like, yo, if 566 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,520 Speaker 1: you could suck your own dick, would you do it? 567 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,040 Speaker 1: And he ain't answered, did he? He said no? I 568 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,160 Speaker 1: think a J said no. And the white dude was like, 569 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,600 Speaker 1: so let me go ahead, and I'm actually gonna read 570 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,800 Speaker 1: um it says it, would you would you suck? You 571 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:47,639 Speaker 1: have to track our audio guy. Guys, Yeah, but how 572 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 1: could you not try? Hey, you would try. I shouldn't 573 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 1: be saying this, but but you would suck your own dicky. 574 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 1: You would try. You probably tried it as a kid. No, 575 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,040 Speaker 1: kids don't be wait, kids don't be going around on 576 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:06,240 Speaker 1: a Sunday on you. So the crazy thing when I 577 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:12,119 Speaker 1: saw this is I had a guy actually sent me 578 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,760 Speaker 1: a video. He couldn't really reach his dick, but he tried. 579 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,720 Speaker 1: I think I showed you the video before and he 580 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,680 Speaker 1: did not own Oh, so I'll show you the video. 581 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 1: I have to find I was looking for I really 582 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,359 Speaker 1: I was looking for earlier. Now it's in my iPhone 583 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,640 Speaker 1: six I have um no, but I have to find 584 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,040 Speaker 1: it because I emailed it to myself. But this guy, 585 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,960 Speaker 1: how you know you want to keep I wanted to 586 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 1: keep you, like I wanted to keep it forever, but 587 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 1: I don't know which email. I sent it to five emails, 588 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,960 Speaker 1: but I literally was scrolling today because I wanted to 589 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,600 Speaker 1: send it to my group chat. Like, So this guy 590 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,280 Speaker 1: sent me a video and basically he was kind of 591 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,240 Speaker 1: in this position, you know, where he was on his couch, 592 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: but his legs were up and his dick is fairly big, 593 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 1: like your dick has your dick has to be a 594 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 1: certain size and do a thing of flex flexibility. But 595 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: basically he could reach the tip of his dick so 596 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,280 Speaker 1: he could reach his head, so he sucked it a little, 597 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,560 Speaker 1: but then he like kept jacking and he shot his 598 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,440 Speaker 1: I feel like, it's not a guy that showed you 599 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: this video, I think. But I thought this nigga who 600 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,560 Speaker 1: never bought his flight to come up here, and I 601 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,960 Speaker 1: was so mad, so I told him we met, Oh god, 602 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: here's it go on Twitter when I lived in Atlanta. 603 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,240 Speaker 1: This was like back in oh nine, I oh nine, 604 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: we met on Twitter. Yeah, the video could destroy and 605 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 1: I would never because which I was like, oh, simmimo, 606 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 1: simmi mo. I thought it was I mean, like I 607 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,080 Speaker 1: would like, okay, it's one thing to like get a 608 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 1: video jerking off yourself. Like, but I want to let 609 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,640 Speaker 1: you know that a lot of women asked me, oh 610 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,920 Speaker 1: my god, um, how do you get guys to do 611 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: x y Z with you? From the pegging to the 612 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,320 Speaker 1: videos that I get, Like, I told you this nigga 613 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,240 Speaker 1: put a goddamn wave brush in his booty hole, so like, um, 614 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,560 Speaker 1: I think that there's it was a way brush. I 615 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,000 Speaker 1: mean he put a condom because this would and I 616 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: didn't want him to get splinters in his booty hale. 617 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,760 Speaker 1: You tell him to put the condom on. No, he 618 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,800 Speaker 1: just already put the condom, so I'm assuming maybe he 619 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,880 Speaker 1: did it before. I don't know. That's how I first 620 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,840 Speaker 1: sucked myself with a in the ass. I was like nineteen, 621 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,680 Speaker 1: I put a toothbrush up. I mean, you know, the 622 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,680 Speaker 1: toothbrush is much smaller than the wave brush handle. And 623 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,840 Speaker 1: it wasn't the bristle side y'all. It was like the 624 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,840 Speaker 1: handle of it. But basically, I feel like a lot 625 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:31,120 Speaker 1: of women don't. I think we as women judge men 626 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,960 Speaker 1: a lot or make them feel uncomfortable with themselves expressing 627 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 1: their sexual desires or desires or fantasies or what they 628 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,400 Speaker 1: like doing. So to me. The way I get these 629 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,920 Speaker 1: niggas to do these things, it's make but I make 630 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,080 Speaker 1: them comfortable. So I make them comfortable to tell me 631 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,960 Speaker 1: they ain't never told nobody else. I'll be like, Oh, 632 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,400 Speaker 1: your girlfriend don't know you into this. I mean, I'm 633 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: like a therapist. I'm like an open diary for a 634 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:59,920 Speaker 1: lot of these people. Rus. But now I think it's 635 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 1: then we need to go ahead and um just allow 636 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: our black men to go ahead and express themselves. Like 637 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,880 Speaker 1: the whole shameful thing was like, so I was sitting 638 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 1: I'm not going to name who she was, but all 639 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 1: of you know her she was. We got in this 640 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,880 Speaker 1: argument because she was like, bitch, I never do it. No, hang, 641 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,400 Speaker 1: you'd be sucking these like what she called them corny 642 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 1: niggas or like pussy niggas. And I'm like, knows if 643 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,040 Speaker 1: you see these niggas that I'll be doing this nasty 644 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,479 Speaker 1: ship with even Wheezy. We we when I said I'm 645 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: about to share the story of what happened on my freakiest, 646 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:37,760 Speaker 1: nastiest sex session ever. Um, but I said, I'm not 647 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: even saying myself, said Wheezy the pictures of this nigga, 648 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 1: and she was like, bitch, you lying, she'll like, but 649 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 1: the thing is gorgeous. Same with me, Like, I've never 650 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 1: done anything like anally with a guy that wasn't like 651 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 1: since attractive or attractive. And I think it's because when 652 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,760 Speaker 1: they're that fine, they just be like bitch like. I 653 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: don't know what it is like them, they just know, 654 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,600 Speaker 1: they just know, and nothing deters them. I actually so, um, 655 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 1: I guess we could call this ship storytime. I don't 656 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,520 Speaker 1: know what we're gonna call it, but um the horrible 657 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,000 Speaker 1: decision for this week. I'm waiting to see what we 658 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,120 Speaker 1: gonna say. But basically, it's the nastiest, freakiest sec session ever. 659 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,080 Speaker 1: And if you guys know, um, I did not attend 660 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,280 Speaker 1: the Drizzy Drake concerts with Wheezy because when she called 661 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 1: me and invited me to this concert of hers, I said, sorry, 662 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,800 Speaker 1: I'm getting dick um or booty hole, I am booty 663 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,400 Speaker 1: hole and all of this. So I literally, by the way, 664 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,920 Speaker 1: look at you for a second. There was someone on 665 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,640 Speaker 1: Twitter today they was saying we make this up, and 666 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:46,320 Speaker 1: I feel like this was so crazy. You can't honestly, 667 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,560 Speaker 1: even the one that I'm about to tell you asked 668 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,280 Speaker 1: me like two or three hours ago, do you have 669 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,560 Speaker 1: a story. I was like, I'll figure it out. And 670 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,680 Speaker 1: this ship is real. Yeah, so, um, we ain't getting 671 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: paid by Mona Scott. Mona Scott and I have righting Oscar. 672 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,840 Speaker 1: The second week, do I'll start scripting my ship? Help 673 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 1: be Like it was a cold, rainy night. We had 674 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:08,080 Speaker 1: a long UM. So basically we he called me and 675 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 1: invited me to the Drake concert and I was like, no, bitch, 676 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,520 Speaker 1: I'm getting dick. Um. So this guy who we've been 677 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,880 Speaker 1: on and off talking for about four years, he came 678 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,800 Speaker 1: to New York. Have you ever fu him? We had 679 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,760 Speaker 1: never fucked No, but over the last like maybe two weeks, UM, 680 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,440 Speaker 1: we rekindled. UM. He hopped to my DM and I 681 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,920 Speaker 1: just was being dry with him because I was like, 682 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: what you Um. He came here for me, specifically saying man, 683 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,480 Speaker 1: I know. Yeah one night he and then he ended 684 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 1: up buying a whole new flight to leave a little 685 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 1: bit later. Um at the dinner table. At the dinner table. Um. 686 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,040 Speaker 1: So he came here, and prior to him getting here, 687 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,760 Speaker 1: we had talked about all these nasty things that we 688 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,200 Speaker 1: wanted to do. UM. And I was just making sure 689 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 1: because I had already let him know, like, listen, there's 690 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,360 Speaker 1: a nigg I funk right now, who this ship out 691 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,320 Speaker 1: of me? And I'm good. So I'm like, if you're 692 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,640 Speaker 1: not trying to do no ship that he came do, 693 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,120 Speaker 1: I'm cool, like I don't need no like like no. 694 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: We got a room in Times Square because bitch I 695 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,720 Speaker 1: had to work the next day. So I was like, listen, 696 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,880 Speaker 1: we know I'm not community, like I wanted to be 697 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,960 Speaker 1: in the city. So he was like bet. So I 698 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,480 Speaker 1: met him right after work, got off early on Friday 699 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,879 Speaker 1: and went straight to the room. And when I got 700 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,799 Speaker 1: to the room, he was just so fucking sexy and 701 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,600 Speaker 1: I didn't want to suck him. I was starving though 702 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: I hadn't eaten lunch. He really stressed. I was stressed 703 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,280 Speaker 1: that day, didn't eat lunch. So I'm like, I'm starving, 704 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,920 Speaker 1: can we go eat. I'm trying to pick then actor 705 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,360 Speaker 1: or something. He looks like, just fine. We could just 706 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,279 Speaker 1: think of boards, cool Joe or something. He like just 707 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,760 Speaker 1: fine like that because he likes six seven beautiful seven yeah. Seven. 708 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 1: So anyways, so did doubt her. You know, um, I 709 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,680 Speaker 1: thought that I was going to be able to make 710 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,000 Speaker 1: it to dinner before sucking him, but he was just 711 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,080 Speaker 1: looking too sexy. So I went ahead and just started 712 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,560 Speaker 1: sucking his dick, and I was like, can we do 713 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,160 Speaker 1: a quickie? Like I know that we're both hungry, but 714 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,879 Speaker 1: can we just get a quickie? I said, could you come? 715 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,239 Speaker 1: Asked like, can you come fast? Because there's niggas that 716 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,160 Speaker 1: I want to go like forty five minutes, not bro 717 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,040 Speaker 1: that I can't do that right now. He was like, yeah, 718 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,720 Speaker 1: I got it. So we fucked and it was great 719 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,640 Speaker 1: fucking bombast um. Now for the quickie, it was still 720 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,759 Speaker 1: probably like five six minutes like but I mean, oh no, 721 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,800 Speaker 1: it's probably like that. That's that's I mean. It was 722 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,120 Speaker 1: a good funk, like we got more than one position 723 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:23,080 Speaker 1: and so it was cool. So that's what really destitutes 724 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,319 Speaker 1: is that the right destitutes. I don't think that's the 725 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,040 Speaker 1: word at all. Destitute is like when you're out and dry, 726 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,520 Speaker 1: high and dry. Destitutes A word is when you're like 727 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 1: left alone. But that's not what I meant. That really designates. 728 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 1: That's what I meant. Bitches check me home, check me, 729 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,600 Speaker 1: bitch check me. Now, were not like I wanted a 730 00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,200 Speaker 1: therapy episode. Nigga, what did you say that it was, 731 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: I said, designates. What did you say? The definition of destitutes. 732 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: Destitute is when you're like left high and dry, like alone, 733 00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:56,319 Speaker 1: or when you're stranded read it, without the basic necessities 734 00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,279 Speaker 1: of life, not having Yeah, so that no to say. 735 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,960 Speaker 1: The positions to me designated good quickie if you can 736 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,719 Speaker 1: get in a bunch of shape. Well we did like 737 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,360 Speaker 1: two positions. It was suck the dick um and it 738 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,960 Speaker 1: was good. So then we went to dinner. We ended 739 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: up going to did you come? Yeah, no, one would 740 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,240 Speaker 1: know that first time. No, but it was a quickie. 741 00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, this dig big. It's good. 742 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,320 Speaker 1: Like and I told him while I was stuck in 743 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,719 Speaker 1: his dick, I was like, you know, Snapchat did your 744 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,440 Speaker 1: dick no justice, sir, Like, sir, this ship is bigger 745 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,719 Speaker 1: in personnachat you catfish the funk out of me? Which 746 00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:30,880 Speaker 1: can I tell you an app? And I want to 747 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,960 Speaker 1: give everybody this app. Use an app called wicker w 748 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,600 Speaker 1: I c k R. This is an app that's way 749 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,000 Speaker 1: better than Snapchat because it detects screen recording. It'll block 750 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,040 Speaker 1: you off the app. Snapchat does that. Now it'll block 751 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,959 Speaker 1: you off the app. It's completely encrypted where Snapchat isn't 752 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,000 Speaker 1: I think it's not encrypted And this app has uh 753 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 1: second delay replayed delay like all of that ship kind 754 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,160 Speaker 1: of like Snapchat, but especially for messaging. And I learned 755 00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,480 Speaker 1: it because of the field. I'm in check that. No, 756 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,520 Speaker 1: I'm cool with snap I like the filters um um. 757 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,880 Speaker 1: But anyway, so, like I told him, his dick was 758 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,600 Speaker 1: way bigger than I thought it was gonna be. And 759 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,480 Speaker 1: I was like, damn, why are we been going four 760 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,239 Speaker 1: years on and off? I could have been had this. 761 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,200 Speaker 1: So he wanted to stay. So we ended up going 762 00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:15,759 Speaker 1: to STK for Danner. I was like, oh, that's my 763 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,360 Speaker 1: favorite restaurant, but y'all know I can't eat a lot 764 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,600 Speaker 1: in the most so you know, I just suicized. We 765 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,880 Speaker 1: went to the one in Midtown. Um. And then so 766 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,080 Speaker 1: before he came, we had been talking about me fucking 767 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,200 Speaker 1: him with a strap one because I was that the 768 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,000 Speaker 1: plan that night though. It was so I had been 769 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,480 Speaker 1: making him put fingers in his ass for me bending 770 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,359 Speaker 1: over in the shower like he was making a lot 771 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,040 Speaker 1: of videos with playing with his ass, and I was 772 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 1: really really excited because as we he said, I'm addicted 773 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,040 Speaker 1: to the booty hole or obsessed. What did the reason? 774 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,480 Speaker 1: What was my session with the booty hole? They think 775 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,799 Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with white man and you know, well his 776 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 1: booty hole is very pretty um and so after a 777 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,960 Speaker 1: pretty ashole, the pretty okay, so a pretty asshole. I mean, 778 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,319 Speaker 1: you deal with paint niggas, no, no no, be brown, saying 779 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,719 Speaker 1: it's gonna be brown everything. I'm not looking at the 780 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,239 Speaker 1: inside of the booty holes. You don't seen any gaping niggas. Chill, 781 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:21,839 Speaker 1: bro chill. I thought, sorry, I took it too far now, 782 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,880 Speaker 1: So we ended up going to air Brash Bitch. That 783 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,600 Speaker 1: wasn't too much, but it doesn't gape them open um. 784 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,680 Speaker 1: But we ended up going to the pleasure Chest. I 785 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,719 Speaker 1: ended up getting a new strap on and it was 786 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,960 Speaker 1: actually like it looked like a real dick. This one, 787 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,520 Speaker 1: I know. The last one was a prostate toy. This 788 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,799 Speaker 1: one looked like a real dick and it was thick. 789 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,239 Speaker 1: I wouldn't fit it in my booty hole. It was 790 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:39,719 Speaker 1: a little big, but I was excited to use it 791 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,319 Speaker 1: on them. So you couldn't fit it in yours? Can 792 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,920 Speaker 1: you can? You? Also, could you be willing to put 793 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:53,759 Speaker 1: up on Instagram the picture that you sent me yeah, yeah, absolutely. Reference. Yeah, 794 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,840 Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and put up a picture of the 795 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,080 Speaker 1: strap on that I used. Um, and it's it was 796 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,680 Speaker 1: actually really good. Um, So I'll go ahead, and oh, 797 00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,319 Speaker 1: I left the box in the hotel room, but I'll 798 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,319 Speaker 1: figure out what brand it was and let you guys 799 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,319 Speaker 1: know how much did you pay for it? So it 800 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,120 Speaker 1: was a seventy dollars strap bar and um, and it 801 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,520 Speaker 1: came with the dildo and the strap. Now, I just 802 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,960 Speaker 1: want to know, I've never bought a strap on for someone. 803 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,920 Speaker 1: So I bought a strap on for a guy and 804 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,520 Speaker 1: a woman prostate simulator and regular trap on, and I 805 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,799 Speaker 1: never bought it with him there. Oh, he was there, 806 00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,920 Speaker 1: and he was looking at a lot of the other toys. 807 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,160 Speaker 1: But I had even asked the lady who was working there, Hey, 808 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,480 Speaker 1: can you come help me to let me know which 809 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,320 Speaker 1: one I should get because I liked the one that 810 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,120 Speaker 1: us his beautiful ass. Nope, he just stood there and like, well, no, 811 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,399 Speaker 1: really normal, but he was really normal, Like I mean, 812 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,080 Speaker 1: where is he from. We're not gonna put all that 813 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 1: out there, I don't. Yeah, I don't even we're not 814 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,080 Speaker 1: gonna put all specifics. Well, I asked that because like 815 00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,719 Speaker 1: I feel like it was a metropolitan city, like if 816 00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,960 Speaker 1: he's super you know what I mean, Like, I mean 817 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,920 Speaker 1: he's from the d NV. Okay, So I say that 818 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,520 Speaker 1: because like I packed a guy from the Midwest, and 819 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,920 Speaker 1: I remember him telling me he was getting anxiety about 820 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,239 Speaker 1: picking one out to bring. Well see, and that's the thing. 821 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,160 Speaker 1: So I decided to buy because it's gonna be mine 822 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,960 Speaker 1: if I can use it on another book. Yeah, it's mine. 823 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,880 Speaker 1: He wasn't gonna take it back home with him, and 824 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,080 Speaker 1: I don't think that a man should buy a toy 825 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,480 Speaker 1: that I'm liable to use on another nigga, Like that's 826 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:25,680 Speaker 1: my motherfucking toy. So um, I mean. So we ended 827 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,319 Speaker 1: up going back to the room and we fucked four 828 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,880 Speaker 1: more times in the room. So I just want to 829 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,360 Speaker 1: let you guys know the entire night. Um we fucked 830 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,200 Speaker 1: ten times total. I will say it is Monday. We 831 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,960 Speaker 1: fucked Friday. My body still feels like I ran a marathon. 832 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,000 Speaker 1: But um, so we kept going. When I got back 833 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,560 Speaker 1: to the room, I used the prostate kid on him 834 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,200 Speaker 1: that I got from the Adam and Eve box and 835 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:49,879 Speaker 1: I just went straight to the biggest one. So while 836 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,040 Speaker 1: I was sucking his dick. I was using um, one 837 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,960 Speaker 1: of the prostate toys to go in and out of 838 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,960 Speaker 1: his but I use a lot of lup on. How 839 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:03,319 Speaker 1: did I mean? Not like ship? Thank god, I ain't 840 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,919 Speaker 1: smell like, No, it ain't. It won't no dirty booty hole. Yeah, 841 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:14,440 Speaker 1: but I'm just they got grapes like I know you 842 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,880 Speaker 1: don't like to eat. No, it wasn't. It wasn't like 843 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,719 Speaker 1: to wear. I mean, it wasn't messy like because I 844 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,920 Speaker 1: had ate his ass before I was putting that in there. 845 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,640 Speaker 1: So because I didn't want to eat the lube. It 846 00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,799 Speaker 1: wasn't a tasting loube, so I wanted to make sure 847 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,480 Speaker 1: I ate all the ass before I added all the 848 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,160 Speaker 1: lube in there. Um and then so yeah, so I 849 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,319 Speaker 1: was just looking at him. And then before he came, 850 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: I told him I really enjoyed moaning. So he was 851 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,520 Speaker 1: making sure to be vocal with me, and he did 852 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:43,279 Speaker 1: a ton of um moaning. And finally, what, let's get on. 853 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,520 Speaker 1: Even a moan. I can't do a man moan. I 854 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,359 Speaker 1: can do a girl moan. But no, it did that's 855 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,520 Speaker 1: not that's a grunt, bitch. That is not a moan. 856 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,239 Speaker 1: But basically, after I was sucking his dick and ended 857 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,560 Speaker 1: up getting on top, which I actually wrote, dick this time. 858 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,399 Speaker 1: I was this is how much this was a whole 859 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,200 Speaker 1: difference in aerial for me. You're skinny now. So I 860 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,719 Speaker 1: rode the dick. Then I went and got the shop 861 00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,080 Speaker 1: when I said, can I suck you? And he was 862 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,960 Speaker 1: like yeah, And so basically the first time, the first 863 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,759 Speaker 1: time I did, um, yeah, why is that so disat? No, 864 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,160 Speaker 1: I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm lying. I ended up making 865 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,239 Speaker 1: him get on his knees because that's the easier way 866 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,759 Speaker 1: for me, but because he's six seven, I realized it 867 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,560 Speaker 1: wasn't that easy for me. Like I actually had to 868 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,880 Speaker 1: be up on my legs, like the last guy on 869 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,760 Speaker 1: his knees bent, yeah, bent over for me, like holding 870 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,640 Speaker 1: his ass cheeks open for me to get in. I 871 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,080 Speaker 1: was so excited, it was beautiful. I slapped his ass 872 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:39,239 Speaker 1: and everything, like you ready slap that? Ask what? Oh? 873 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,319 Speaker 1: By this time, yeah, we started drinking tequila. And we 874 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,120 Speaker 1: were drinking tequila because we were going to the sex. 875 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,520 Speaker 1: That's why boody holes open were going tequila. Donill just 876 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,680 Speaker 1: be making niggas booty holes open. Now, None of the 877 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:56,839 Speaker 1: niggas listening, drink tequila. No j Hennessy ho he suck 878 00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:05,000 Speaker 1: menesy bitch try me? You know you down? No? You 879 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,520 Speaker 1: know this New York? Do say? Now no more Heneyot's 880 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,840 Speaker 1: do say? You know? Do say? When I was at 881 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:14,400 Speaker 1: Drake I this is quick. I went to the I 882 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,640 Speaker 1: got this girl. I was with a drink. I'm what 883 00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,160 Speaker 1: do you want? She's like, I'll take do say? And 884 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,359 Speaker 1: I got to the counter, I'm like, can I get 885 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,359 Speaker 1: a story? And if we don't have it, we don't. 886 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:27,439 Speaker 1: We have a javison. It's what we have. We ended 887 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,680 Speaker 1: up um fucking multiple times again. We actually sucked five 888 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,120 Speaker 1: times before we went to the sex club. So got 889 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,600 Speaker 1: to the sex club? Which one did you go to? 890 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,799 Speaker 1: The same one that I went to Halloween? I went 891 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,040 Speaker 1: to Caligula for isn't it in Queen's Yes, it is, 892 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,040 Speaker 1: so any of you guys who are in New York, 893 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,960 Speaker 1: This um sex club does cater to an all black crowd. 894 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,480 Speaker 1: Um Missy is the promoter. So if you're ever going 895 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,440 Speaker 1: and you want to go to a black miss he 896 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,200 Speaker 1: paid for us. I don't know. I meant like, because 897 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,719 Speaker 1: like it's a sex club and we're like sex host. Yeah, no, 898 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,560 Speaker 1: well he paid. I didn't care about it charging because 899 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,640 Speaker 1: I've been offered. We went to well you went to 900 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,800 Speaker 1: and w um, but no I paid. It wasn't that expensive, 901 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,120 Speaker 1: y'all know we need the one day were going to 902 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,440 Speaker 1: the expensive ship. This was eighty dollars for a couple. Yeah, 903 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,040 Speaker 1: it was eighty dollars for a couple for women for women, 904 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,960 Speaker 1: which is free. Um. And so we went and he 905 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,920 Speaker 1: actually was not like too big y'all. Planning to go 906 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,239 Speaker 1: to the sex clues. It was a plan. Just let 907 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,960 Speaker 1: me tell him. My god, damn god, damn, I even 908 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,120 Speaker 1: have to get through ship, but it's goddamn ship. Um. 909 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,880 Speaker 1: We made the plan, went to the sex club. We 910 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,359 Speaker 1: had already finished about half the bottle of tequila by 911 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,080 Speaker 1: this time. I had already also been in his ass 912 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,040 Speaker 1: about two or three times. And so we got to 913 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,319 Speaker 1: the club and I had let him know like you're 914 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,400 Speaker 1: more than welcome to you know, like I would love 915 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,239 Speaker 1: to watch you please someone else. Like what time of 916 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:57,520 Speaker 1: night was it? Um? This was o'clock. Um. And so 917 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,560 Speaker 1: we got there and he wasn't really feeling none of 918 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,200 Speaker 1: the other girl. So I do want to give a 919 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,600 Speaker 1: shout out to Andrew because I did. He did take 920 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,719 Speaker 1: the blue Shoo because he was like, oh, I want 921 00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:07,880 Speaker 1: to take that ship, like I want to be on 922 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,160 Speaker 1: that ship, So he took the Blue shoo. Um. And 923 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,440 Speaker 1: so the first in the first room that we had sex, 924 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,800 Speaker 1: it was in the couple's room, where basically other couples 925 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,560 Speaker 1: could have sex by you. And he wasn't like aroused 926 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,759 Speaker 1: by the couple next to us, So he just like 927 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,640 Speaker 1: wasn't feeling that. He was just not feeling that. He 928 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,000 Speaker 1: was like, I don't know why this fat bitch had 929 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,920 Speaker 1: to be next to us, like job, and that's what 930 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,959 Speaker 1: he said. I'm just saying what he said. And bitch, 931 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,760 Speaker 1: I was a fat at one time. So I can't 932 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,719 Speaker 1: sit here and say I was offended, Like he was 933 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,920 Speaker 1: not physically attracted to the woman who was sucking hermit 934 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,960 Speaker 1: next to us. Do you think the people were attracted? 935 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,680 Speaker 1: So let me finish, bitch, because we get in there 936 00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,719 Speaker 1: because bitch, I told you we ended up dealing with 937 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,520 Speaker 1: three couples so at one time. So yes, So we 938 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,360 Speaker 1: went into the other room which allows everyone to just watch, 939 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,440 Speaker 1: and and there we just like played with each other 940 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,680 Speaker 1: and we were just sucking. Again. It was literally we 941 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,840 Speaker 1: weren't paying attention to anybody else in the room, and 942 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:01,799 Speaker 1: we just sucked again. And then finally before we went downstairs, 943 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,719 Speaker 1: we were passing the shower. It's two floors, um, but 944 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,880 Speaker 1: all of the sex and text takes place upstairs, and 945 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,120 Speaker 1: so there's a shower there. And so we were walking 946 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,919 Speaker 1: past the shower and we look in and there's three 947 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,640 Speaker 1: couples and the ship just looks lit. Everyone is with 948 00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,640 Speaker 1: their perspective like, but they're all just having sex in 949 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,800 Speaker 1: a shower together. So we look touching each other. Um. 950 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,280 Speaker 1: At this point, now everyone was just in the shower, 951 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,239 Speaker 1: but they were all with their couples. So we look 952 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,680 Speaker 1: at each other and I'm like, you want to go 953 00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:34,239 Speaker 1: in there? Because there was still room at least for 954 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,319 Speaker 1: one more couple. So I'm like, you want to go 955 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:41,040 Speaker 1: out there? Shower heads were there. I saw, dick, I'm 956 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,080 Speaker 1: not counting, no, no, no, no no, I mean it 957 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,239 Speaker 1: like a dry shower there. The water was going. It 958 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,160 Speaker 1: was wetness going on in there. It was fucking water 959 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,440 Speaker 1: is wet, bitch, It was wet. No. I just mean like, okay, 960 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,839 Speaker 1: is it like a prison shower? Like there's everybody can 961 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,160 Speaker 1: get in no, it looks like a real shower that 962 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,120 Speaker 1: would be in like a really nice house, but it's 963 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,719 Speaker 1: really big with sliding. Okay, So we opened the doors. Yeah, 964 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,480 Speaker 1: we opened the doors and we're like, hey, can we 965 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,920 Speaker 1: come in? And you could tell like the girls had 966 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,200 Speaker 1: to scan first, so they were like, wait, who are 967 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,360 Speaker 1: you with? And so when I pointed to him, they 968 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,080 Speaker 1: were like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all can come in, 969 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,920 Speaker 1: y'all can come in. I was like, bitch, I know, uh, 970 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,400 Speaker 1: you know, my nigga is fine. So we went in 971 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,040 Speaker 1: there and I'm messing with with my man and there's 972 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,880 Speaker 1: two couples on either side of me, and there's a 973 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,239 Speaker 1: third couple all the way against the wall, and I'm 974 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:32,200 Speaker 1: looking and I'm like, okay, every like everyone in the 975 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,399 Speaker 1: room was good looking, and I don't know how like 976 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,680 Speaker 1: people found each other and literally and I think we 977 00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,920 Speaker 1: stayed away from all the uglies. I don't know, but bitch, 978 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,239 Speaker 1: that's the thing. No, that's the thing in the sex club. 979 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,759 Speaker 1: I know it is. And so we're all people. How 980 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,240 Speaker 1: many people do you think we're in the club? Total? 981 00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:54,920 Speaker 1: Oh god, at least at least eight. It was packed. 982 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,200 Speaker 1: I even told told my room and I was like, bitch, 983 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,440 Speaker 1: this is the most like it was. Wait, it was 984 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,239 Speaker 1: more packed Halloween. How many times have you been there? 985 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,880 Speaker 1: This is only my second time. So we were in 986 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,759 Speaker 1: the shower and at this point, like I'm starting to 987 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,080 Speaker 1: fill on the girls next to me. You know, I 988 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,960 Speaker 1: had to start the ship. So I'm like filling on 989 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,880 Speaker 1: the girls titties next to me because she's cute, like 990 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,920 Speaker 1: a really cute, dark skin black girl, beautiful, like like 991 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,120 Speaker 1: had these bees in her hair, and she had a 992 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,560 Speaker 1: little boba but like she looked like she used to 993 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,759 Speaker 1: run track of something. So I'm like feeling on her 994 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:26,480 Speaker 1: because she's super cute. And then and then you listen, bitch, 995 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,560 Speaker 1: and then so as I'm sucking her titties, like her 996 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,800 Speaker 1: niggas sucking at her, so they just starts just getting sexy. 997 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,440 Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, then I decide, I see the 998 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,279 Speaker 1: bitch I want in the shower. The bitch all the 999 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,120 Speaker 1: way in the corner. She's like an Indian Middle East 1000 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,759 Speaker 1: or I don't know what the funk. She is long, 1001 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,480 Speaker 1: curly brown hair, exotic as beautiful face, olive skin beautiful. 1002 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,879 Speaker 1: So bitch, I just go over and I just start 1003 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,880 Speaker 1: sucking eating her pussy. I moved her man out the 1004 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,279 Speaker 1: way and I opened her legs up and start we 1005 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,080 Speaker 1: start making Um, I gotta come up with a name, 1006 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,000 Speaker 1: because I don't want to call him peg him, but no, 1007 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna come up with an a for him. Seven 1008 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:08,960 Speaker 1: what lawyer Bay is six seven? Okay, we call them 1009 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,040 Speaker 1: sixty seven. So so sixty seven then looked at me 1010 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,080 Speaker 1: like because he was then like filling on one of 1011 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,719 Speaker 1: the other couples, well not the couples, but the girl 1012 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,040 Speaker 1: from the other couple. So next thing you know, because 1013 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,320 Speaker 1: everyone in there is with their couples, so or only 1014 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,600 Speaker 1: one of them was using a condom. So next thing 1015 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,480 Speaker 1: you know, the guy turns around is like yells out 1016 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,600 Speaker 1: of the shower, who got condoms? So they give us 1017 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,799 Speaker 1: like a whole row of condoms, and the next thing 1018 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:40,240 Speaker 1: you know, like everyone is swapping, like my guy fucked 1019 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,480 Speaker 1: two of the guys in there, two of the girls 1020 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,399 Speaker 1: in there. I'm sorry, but two of the girls in there. 1021 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,600 Speaker 1: And then the third girl was like, I'm sorry, girl, 1022 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:47,960 Speaker 1: I don't know how you do this. His dick is 1023 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,799 Speaker 1: way too big, so I'm just gonna suck it. So 1024 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,160 Speaker 1: she only sucked his sick she literally said, I'm sorry, 1025 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,680 Speaker 1: I'll suck it, but I'm not taking that, Like I 1026 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,399 Speaker 1: don't even know how you take that ship, Like that's 1027 00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,640 Speaker 1: literally what she told me in him like it's beautiful 1028 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,839 Speaker 1: and now you're not sucking me up. So he ends 1029 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,040 Speaker 1: up sucking two of the girls. I did um end 1030 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,080 Speaker 1: up having sex with one of the other guys, and 1031 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,040 Speaker 1: he was from Pittsburgh. Beautiful though. That nigga looked like 1032 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,919 Speaker 1: he was on a beard commercial had, Like he looked 1033 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,920 Speaker 1: like one of them, you know, one of them niggas 1034 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:20,840 Speaker 1: that be on the instagrams like Black Men Bear, what's that? 1035 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,440 Speaker 1: Fucking uh? The ship that all the black podcast had, 1036 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,799 Speaker 1: what's it called? What is it? Bevil? He looked like 1037 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,920 Speaker 1: a spokesperson for them, which he had a beautiful beard, 1038 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,440 Speaker 1: like handsome. He looked like he would wear a suit 1039 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,000 Speaker 1: and be on one of them one of them instagram pages. 1040 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,239 Speaker 1: He was just fine, He was fine. I was like, 1041 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,520 Speaker 1: you're in here? What is going on? Like we literally 1042 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,000 Speaker 1: all after the club, we all exchanged numbers, but we 1043 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,640 Speaker 1: all were like, we did not expect this to happen 1044 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,200 Speaker 1: for so many good looking people to be in this 1045 00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:57,520 Speaker 1: type of environment. Um, No, I don't I don't two 1046 00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,040 Speaker 1: of them were there. When I want more picks, you 1047 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:04,160 Speaker 1: take the phone number, you put it on Facebook and profiles. Yeah, 1048 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,920 Speaker 1: I don't know how how Facebook and it should just 1049 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:12,840 Speaker 1: call this something else because no, I that was it. No, 1050 00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,480 Speaker 1: I mean it was good. I had a great time. 1051 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:20,880 Speaker 1: It was fun. Um it was honestly one of the sexiest, 1052 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,919 Speaker 1: freakiest sex sessions that I've ever had. Not only that, 1053 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:28,480 Speaker 1: it pretty much put the cherry on top, like this 1054 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,560 Speaker 1: was the pegging session that I wanted my whole life. 1055 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,239 Speaker 1: Not only that, and I didn't even share. Not only 1056 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,920 Speaker 1: did I get to fucking from the back, not only 1057 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,520 Speaker 1: did I get to fucking missionary he rode my strap 1058 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:42,279 Speaker 1: on bitch and all of the girl he came on 1059 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,560 Speaker 1: my stomach. I felt like I was, oh my god, 1060 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,880 Speaker 1: I was beautiful, beautiful, But it was more like pre 1061 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,120 Speaker 1: come because by this time, this was like time, maybe 1062 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,200 Speaker 1: nine or ten, and um, I want to sleep, probably 1063 00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,840 Speaker 1: like six, and then bitch woke up in three hours 1064 00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,319 Speaker 1: for work. Um. Yeah, it was terrible, but it was 1065 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,319 Speaker 1: honestly the best. And not only that, not only was 1066 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,360 Speaker 1: everything so nasty, it was intimate because we kissed the 1067 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,560 Speaker 1: entire time. I also want to say, fun this show 1068 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,120 Speaker 1: because it led for me to do some things that 1069 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,640 Speaker 1: I have said many times that I probably would not 1070 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,480 Speaker 1: or that I don't like, and in this setting, I 1071 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,759 Speaker 1: let it happen. Um so for one, well, no, I 1072 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,799 Speaker 1: actually let him eat my pussy. I we did sixty 1073 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,920 Speaker 1: nine when I tell you, we did everything, bitch, So 1074 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,879 Speaker 1: let me go down the list. I want to tell 1075 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,439 Speaker 1: you how this show has affected me in in a way. 1076 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,480 Speaker 1: And I had I thought about it, and I said, 1077 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,120 Speaker 1: fun this show. That's literally what was going through my mind. 1078 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,680 Speaker 1: So and I don't know what time, this was maybe 1079 00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:48,080 Speaker 1: six or seven of us fucking. He put my toes 1080 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:52,359 Speaker 1: in his mouth and no, let me finish this, and 1081 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,840 Speaker 1: he was literally no, real quick. He was literally sucking 1082 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,600 Speaker 1: my big toe and I allowed him to do it 1083 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:02,839 Speaker 1: for quite some time. Um. Furthermore, of course, I wrote Dick. 1084 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,520 Speaker 1: I told you I don't ride Dick. I wrote Dick 1085 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,560 Speaker 1: so much, that's why my legs hurt. And I wrote 1086 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:11,600 Speaker 1: it from the back girl, Oh yeah, well they're white. 1087 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,120 Speaker 1: This I got cute toes. You. I feel like I 1088 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,840 Speaker 1: need a crylic right now. But um, yeah, so he 1089 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,799 Speaker 1: sucked my toes and I do want to say the 1090 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,200 Speaker 1: other things. He like, he wasn't sucking it like a dick. 1091 00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,239 Speaker 1: He was sucking it very essentially. But I will say 1092 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,360 Speaker 1: when I went to the tongue in between him, I 1093 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,200 Speaker 1: think he did. Was it when you were like when 1094 00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,840 Speaker 1: he was like sucking when it was missionary and he 1095 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,200 Speaker 1: and it was missionary, and he held my foot up 1096 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,400 Speaker 1: to his mouth. So that's one. The other thing is 1097 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:44,160 Speaker 1: I considered exchanging the favor, but I stopped at his ankle, 1098 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,719 Speaker 1: so I stopped kissing it to his ankle. I got 1099 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,320 Speaker 1: as far as to his ankle, and then I stopped. 1100 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,600 Speaker 1: But I do want to say every time, I'm sorry. 1101 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,000 Speaker 1: This is the other thing that I did. And I 1102 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,920 Speaker 1: do want to sit here and say, and I just 1103 00:53:56,239 --> 00:54:00,279 Speaker 1: I blame Wheezy for this, y'all. So he's tall. His 1104 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,920 Speaker 1: feet were dangling off the end of the bed. Hold on, 1105 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,720 Speaker 1: hold on real quick. And so I was making our drinks. 1106 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,560 Speaker 1: I was pouring the tequila and I was pouring the mixer, 1107 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,239 Speaker 1: and we was talking about how I'm I can never 1108 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:13,759 Speaker 1: be a striper because I'm not a good dancer. Because 1109 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,920 Speaker 1: we were playing music, so mind you, I was I 1110 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,920 Speaker 1: was trying to stork it just I said, see, I 1111 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,799 Speaker 1: do it much better on a dick, like I don't 1112 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:26,040 Speaker 1: really dance in real life. So uh, as I'm kind 1113 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,640 Speaker 1: of trying to shake my ass and as I'm pouring 1114 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,120 Speaker 1: the drinks, his toes and feet were by my ass. 1115 00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:38,920 Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna set were rubbing my my cheeks 1116 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,439 Speaker 1: and it was between my and I was like, oh, 1117 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,480 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let your toe go on my booty hole. 1118 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,640 Speaker 1: But I was like, I thought of the show, and 1119 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,440 Speaker 1: I thought the show ruined me because never would I 1120 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,520 Speaker 1: let a man to me what's a big Because no, 1121 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,000 Speaker 1: he didn't stick his toe in my ass, but it 1122 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:59,600 Speaker 1: was just grazing it. It was a great It was 1123 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,360 Speaker 1: a great at all. And at that point I realized 1124 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:07,440 Speaker 1: this show has ruined my life because I hate feet, 1125 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:13,480 Speaker 1: I hate doing all these things, and he literally did 1126 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,239 Speaker 1: all of it, and I loved every bit of it. 1127 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:20,080 Speaker 1: So you know what, you're not gonna you know, shut 1128 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,760 Speaker 1: the funk up. That's not what this episode a picture 1129 00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,360 Speaker 1: of the ideas of the No. I was just dancing 1130 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,640 Speaker 1: on his feet. Basically, I was dancing in it. I 1131 00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,160 Speaker 1: hate you so much. I hate you so much. I 1132 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:39,360 Speaker 1: was dancing on his feet. Um, your asshole. UM, before 1133 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,080 Speaker 1: we go, I do want to go ahead and get 1134 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,520 Speaker 1: through um at least one of these homemails, because again 1135 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,480 Speaker 1: we've been missing out on home mails. But this homemail 1136 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,239 Speaker 1: is actually a really good one, and I think maybe 1137 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,600 Speaker 1: you and I can have some say, especially after me 1138 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:56,719 Speaker 1: sharing this story. So UM. This one is called average 1139 00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,600 Speaker 1: dilemma UM, and it brings up some things that I'm 1140 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,839 Speaker 1: dealing with. So it says, what a horrible crew? Got 1141 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,600 Speaker 1: it ride my toe like a hole? But shut the 1142 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:15,040 Speaker 1: I didn't ride his toe, brodek and then kind of 1143 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,520 Speaker 1: just flapped over my ass crack until the other butt cheek, 1144 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:22,920 Speaker 1: but it didn't go in my booty brot Hey, ladies, 1145 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,560 Speaker 1: so what a horrible crew? Huge fan from Virginia. I 1146 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,160 Speaker 1: love your content and open mindedness. My question is how 1147 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,879 Speaker 1: do I become an exceptional lover despite being average? Sick? 1148 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,920 Speaker 1: Shut up. I'm dating a girl who's been open with 1149 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,800 Speaker 1: me about how experienced she is with different guys, shapes 1150 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,920 Speaker 1: and sizes. I asked for details and love having an 1151 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,880 Speaker 1: open convo, but I really want to be prodigious to 1152 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:53,400 Speaker 1: her and future lovers. Example Mandy and Fellon Bay No 1153 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,440 Speaker 1: more Fello Bay by the way, um, what would or 1154 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,360 Speaker 1: could Fellon Bay do for Mandy to get her rocks 1155 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:04,479 Speaker 1: off even where she no longer cares for time? Side note, 1156 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,720 Speaker 1: I already give a lot of oral I love eating pussy, 1157 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,680 Speaker 1: I watched a lot of lesbian portant and have looked 1158 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,800 Speaker 1: at techniques online. So any tips, tricks, toys, new techniques, 1159 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,760 Speaker 1: I would definitely be open to trying. Thanks, and I 1160 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:23,640 Speaker 1: love y'all with much success. So having had seven b 1161 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:27,160 Speaker 1: as amazing as he is to me in the bedroom, um, 1162 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,200 Speaker 1: fell e Bay could not be that, And I constantly 1163 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,160 Speaker 1: battle this, and Wheezy actually asked me a lot on 1164 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,840 Speaker 1: the show, and a lot of people who meet me 1165 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:40,280 Speaker 1: are like, if you ever get a boyfriend, could you stop? Um, 1166 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,360 Speaker 1: the fact of the matter is here. I am having 1167 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:49,160 Speaker 1: had experienced a sexual evening with someone who I feel 1168 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,520 Speaker 1: like exceeded all of my expectations in the bedroom. Um, 1169 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,840 Speaker 1: if you have an average sized dick, I don't think 1170 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,560 Speaker 1: that it has anything to do with your dick, but 1171 00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,520 Speaker 1: more so the chemistry that you have with your partner 1172 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,120 Speaker 1: in the bedroom. So a lot of times people sit 1173 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:06,480 Speaker 1: here and assume it's their dick size, when I really 1174 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:10,440 Speaker 1: feel like some people like different dick sizes anyways, So 1175 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,600 Speaker 1: even if you're an average dick size or a small 1176 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,760 Speaker 1: dick size, like depending on your partner, it has more 1177 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:19,520 Speaker 1: so to do with chemistry again, your openness, and I'm 1178 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,320 Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. And I had 1179 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:25,280 Speaker 1: this conversation with my home girl truthfully, and I'll let 1180 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:27,680 Speaker 1: you guys that I'm a little secret. Sorry ladies, but 1181 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,320 Speaker 1: your dick can actually be terrible when a woman has 1182 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,360 Speaker 1: emotions for you. Those emotions a lot of the time 1183 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,920 Speaker 1: like make up for the lack of you in the bedroom. 1184 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,000 Speaker 1: We ever talked about shrimp dick. Me and Vinny. We 1185 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,040 Speaker 1: sang the song Yea. So I was in love with 1186 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,360 Speaker 1: this guy, was a fireman in Orlando. Thought we had 1187 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:51,600 Speaker 1: amazing sex. And two years past I started moving living 1188 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,400 Speaker 1: in New York. Come back for like Thanksgiving or some 1189 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,600 Speaker 1: ship and I have sex with him, and I was 1190 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:59,320 Speaker 1: so confused. I was like, I don't even get it. 1191 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,120 Speaker 1: I mean it was smaller than average, like I would 1192 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:05,400 Speaker 1: say four and a half five inches was the Asian no, 1193 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,920 Speaker 1: But I just thought it was so good and we 1194 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,680 Speaker 1: were just so compatible, like chemistry wise, sexually, he ate 1195 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,240 Speaker 1: my pussy really great. Everything was great, and it was 1196 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:19,960 Speaker 1: just enough, and I'm shocked compared to Jeeves. I don't 1197 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,440 Speaker 1: know if you've seen the picture of his dick huge, Well, 1198 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,400 Speaker 1: I like big dick, so to me, a big dick 1199 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,440 Speaker 1: has to be present. Yeah, but like no, I was 1200 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,560 Speaker 1: that into him, and like I just kind of was surprised. 1201 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:36,240 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think, um so a lot of 1202 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,040 Speaker 1: men I feel like they hone this insecurity within themselves 1203 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,960 Speaker 1: because they feel like they're not packing enough. Um, but 1204 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,440 Speaker 1: I think it's more important to actually just find somebody 1205 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:49,800 Speaker 1: that you are sexually compatible with, and somebody in which 1206 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,840 Speaker 1: you can open up and explore with them what they like, 1207 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:56,760 Speaker 1: what pleases them, and again what pleases you. So I 1208 00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:01,520 Speaker 1: would say, in this situation, she either probably just doesn't 1209 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:05,640 Speaker 1: like you as much, because maybe that's why she's sitting 1210 01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,080 Speaker 1: here and is so open about sharing all these other 1211 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,240 Speaker 1: experiences and how everyone else pleased her and maybe how 1212 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:15,680 Speaker 1: you're lacking in that department. But also, um, I really 1213 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,200 Speaker 1: don't think there is any way to help, Like, I 1214 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,320 Speaker 1: don't know, outside of finding someone who you're sexually compatible with, Like, 1215 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,320 Speaker 1: it's not your dick size. So if you're thinking it's 1216 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,840 Speaker 1: your dick size, it's not like And also you could 1217 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,440 Speaker 1: give the best head if you get a bit like me. 1218 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,920 Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about head like that in 1219 01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,600 Speaker 1: real life. So if head is something that also isn't 1220 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,040 Speaker 1: something that simulates her, it don't matter how good you 1221 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,040 Speaker 1: eat pussy, it's not gonna do nothing for her. So 1222 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,600 Speaker 1: I think you need to have that conversation what exactly 1223 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,520 Speaker 1: turns her on in the bedroom with these other people 1224 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,800 Speaker 1: that she's had amazing sex with, Like to me, I 1225 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,840 Speaker 1: just shared a story where I had probably the best, 1226 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,200 Speaker 1: amazing sex. So if I sit here and meet a 1227 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,120 Speaker 1: guy and he might not be able to go ten 1228 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,760 Speaker 1: rounds with me, or he can't sit here and be 1229 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,800 Speaker 1: freaky the way I want to, or he's not intimate, 1230 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,160 Speaker 1: or we don't have that attraction to where we're aroused 1231 01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,120 Speaker 1: the entire time we're around each other, there's not thing 1232 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,880 Speaker 1: he can do. There's just nothing he can do. I mean, 1233 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,840 Speaker 1: if you're if you're not open to pleasing your partner 1234 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,320 Speaker 1: in all the ways they want. Yeah, it's it's a 1235 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:14,120 Speaker 1: once you start saying no to things. I'll pause on 1236 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,760 Speaker 1: that because there's a whole lot of ship that I 1237 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:20,480 Speaker 1: did with this nigga having no time with and I'm 1238 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,280 Speaker 1: so fine that he doesn't care if I fucking stick. 1239 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,960 Speaker 1: But she has a good sexual chemistry that we have 1240 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,560 Speaker 1: a great sexual chemistry, so like that doesn't count the fact. Listen, 1241 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,360 Speaker 1: you can't fuck somebody four years and still be like 1242 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:36,120 Speaker 1: damn and it's still be good every time we fuck, 1243 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,760 Speaker 1: like to where it's like this time was better than last. 1244 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,280 Speaker 1: Every time we fuck four years. I feel like that's 1245 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:46,560 Speaker 1: just perfecting sex. I might disagree with you there. I 1246 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,680 Speaker 1: feel like when you're not dating someone for four years, 1247 01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:51,800 Speaker 1: like saying like in and out, you know you've you've 1248 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,880 Speaker 1: met people, you've dated people, he's doating people whatever, I 1249 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,280 Speaker 1: feel like you just get to know each other's sex 1250 01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,080 Speaker 1: better and better, and absolutely that's a great part. And 1251 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,480 Speaker 1: then we miss each like we miss what we do 1252 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,960 Speaker 1: for each other in the bedroom, like I know, like 1253 01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,959 Speaker 1: when he hits me, it's because whatever else he fucking 1254 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,680 Speaker 1: because we know said something like who's sex get worse? 1255 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,440 Speaker 1: But a lot of people say a lot of people's 1256 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,160 Speaker 1: sex get works. We get a lot of emails about 1257 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:17,600 Speaker 1: it about people losing their sex driver people like that 1258 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,440 Speaker 1: comes with relationships and laziness not necessary like a partner, 1259 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:25,440 Speaker 1: because how many people really have casual sex partners for 1260 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,040 Speaker 1: four years? Not many of us. Right, you get in 1261 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,080 Speaker 1: a relationship, you get lazy. You're not really doing as much. 1262 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,840 Speaker 1: You're just like whatever, I'm gonna get dressed up. I'm 1263 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,040 Speaker 1: not gonna do this. Let me spend on your puts 1264 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:36,960 Speaker 1: the real quick with the dig in like it's not 1265 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,800 Speaker 1: as much and different. Yeah, you fucking this niggaway. Let's 1266 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,640 Speaker 1: say three times three four times a month. Yeah, so 1267 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:50,040 Speaker 1: like you're gonna make account every time. Yeah, yeah, it's 1268 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:54,680 Speaker 1: great because you're meeting for sex opposed to like, oh, 1269 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,400 Speaker 1: we're just gonna watch Netflix and cross it off your list, 1270 01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,600 Speaker 1: Like you gotta make effort to fuck You're right. Something 1271 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,440 Speaker 1: that we decided we wanted to do. Um, we were 1272 01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,320 Speaker 1: going to get into another home, but we're running on time. 1273 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,320 Speaker 1: Funck y'all. If y'all gonna sit here and complaining on time, 1274 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:11,040 Speaker 1: Wheezy um actually has an email. We decided we want 1275 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,200 Speaker 1: to read emails that aren't asking us questions but are 1276 01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,920 Speaker 1: also telling us either how good we're doing, how we 1277 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:20,360 Speaker 1: affected their lives, or how fucking bad we're doing. Um. 1278 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,080 Speaker 1: But Wheezy found one, and I thought that it was 1279 01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,600 Speaker 1: really good and I wanted her to read it. Um. 1280 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:29,160 Speaker 1: This one is from Amber. The subject is growth. I 1281 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,560 Speaker 1: just finished listening to this week's episode. She's referring to 1282 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,520 Speaker 1: the therapy one. And let me start by saying, WHOA. 1283 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,600 Speaker 1: I'm a fairly new listener, maybe a month or so, 1284 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,800 Speaker 1: and I'm listening to all the episodes and reverse. I 1285 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,240 Speaker 1: was completely unaware of the tension between between you, ladies, 1286 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,120 Speaker 1: so this was a shock to me. I'm glad you're 1287 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,440 Speaker 1: both believers in therapy and that you both invited the 1288 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,000 Speaker 1: doctor to mediate. Your podcast is a breath of fresh 1289 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,960 Speaker 1: air when it comes to sextop and pretty open type 1290 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,400 Speaker 1: of girl. But unfortunately my husband's approved. I'm trying to 1291 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,520 Speaker 1: subtle lease him into this out of his show, but 1292 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,920 Speaker 1: I definitely need my weekly to supportable decisions so I 1293 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,760 Speaker 1: can live vicariously through you and your guests. I wish you, ladies, 1294 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,720 Speaker 1: nothing but success, and look forward to more juicy content. Sincerely, 1295 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,160 Speaker 1: a retired horrible decisions maker. Well, I hope this was 1296 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:09,600 Speaker 1: juicy enough for her. It was nothing, Nigga like, I mean, 1297 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:12,280 Speaker 1: that's and that's a shocker. I mean, you definitely said something. 1298 01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,360 Speaker 1: Your ass was talking a whole goddamn time. I have 1299 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:18,360 Speaker 1: Thumbelina THUMBI sixties seven toes foot to ask nail beds 1300 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,200 Speaker 1: callous remover and ride my toe like a ho. Actually 1301 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,840 Speaker 1: his feet were very smooth, which is why I allowed 1302 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,040 Speaker 1: those toes to rub on me. Okay, so callous remover, 1303 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,200 Speaker 1: you can go ahead and cross that out. He is 1304 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:31,080 Speaker 1: not in need of that. I'm literally can we This 1305 01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,080 Speaker 1: is the one podcast that I just want to make, 1306 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,520 Speaker 1: this pad of me listing off the fucking names of 1307 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,040 Speaker 1: what this could be. This was really great. Was there 1308 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,760 Speaker 1: any other highlights? Chris, I'm trying to think if there's 1309 01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,840 Speaker 1: anything else that I did that I didn't get to share. 1310 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,960 Speaker 1: I mean, I spit in his mouth. That's the domin me. 1311 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,800 Speaker 1: I was so happy. So normally men spit in my mouth, 1312 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:52,520 Speaker 1: but when I was like riding him, I looked down 1313 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,520 Speaker 1: and fucking made him open his mouth and spit in it, 1314 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,800 Speaker 1: and it was just sexy to me. I was so 1315 01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,280 Speaker 1: excited because Nika is always spit in my mouth. So 1316 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,760 Speaker 1: I was like, if I can do whatever I want 1317 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,640 Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna lie. That was the key words 1318 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:05,360 Speaker 1: that he said that bade me know this was gonna 1319 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,880 Speaker 1: be amazing. He said, you can do whatever you want 1320 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:12,680 Speaker 1: with me. Men really don't know that entails, um, but 1321 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,640 Speaker 1: I think he caught the drifts and we don't like. 1322 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,200 Speaker 1: Oh when when a guy said you could do whatever 1323 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,919 Speaker 1: you want with me, and they definitely figure in your ask, 1324 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:24,520 Speaker 1: They're like, okay, um, No, I was talking about you 1325 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,400 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, you could like grab my neck. 1326 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,280 Speaker 1: You know what I need to do. I need another 1327 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,320 Speaker 1: nigga with dreads and I'm going to Miami this weekend. 1328 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,400 Speaker 1: By the time you guys hear this, I'll probably be back. 1329 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:39,280 Speaker 1: But I just gotta miss hair on a man and 1330 01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:42,080 Speaker 1: like the white dudes I fucked maybe having man buns, 1331 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,000 Speaker 1: but I'm like, I love man buns. I'm trying to think, 1332 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,960 Speaker 1: have I sucked the dreadhead in a while, which I 1333 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,680 Speaker 1: don't even think I pucked the dredhead in a while? Damn? 1334 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,760 Speaker 1: Hold on, hey, hold on, now you got me thinking 1335 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,920 Speaker 1: Ben Jordan was I think the last somebody about the 1336 01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:01,480 Speaker 1: sounds like wax. Now you think that niggas don't let 1337 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,720 Speaker 1: me grab his hair? Fuck? No, I think he would 1338 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,440 Speaker 1: bro if he sucks in Tim's like them niggas who 1339 01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:10,200 Speaker 1: sucking tims on porns. That matches the whole they hair. 1340 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,040 Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, you know what, I really 1341 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:17,200 Speaker 1: I really doubt that wax eats vagina. Oh he looks 1342 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,400 Speaker 1: like one of those days. I bet he does. I 1343 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,000 Speaker 1: bet you no, no, no, no no, no, no no. He 1344 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,800 Speaker 1: did say I licked the click. He did say that 1345 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:25,800 Speaker 1: if the fact that it was a click, he don't 1346 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,560 Speaker 1: be looking ships because it's not a click. Oh, it's 1347 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,680 Speaker 1: a click. I was telling um when I was at 1348 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,080 Speaker 1: the last question when are you gonna let wax fuck? 1349 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,680 Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what's so funny? I 1350 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:40,160 Speaker 1: owe you not I'm not, but I see I don't 1351 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:43,000 Speaker 1: like it. Um. Dr Maya Pedifort said not to use 1352 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,840 Speaker 1: the word butts, and so we are not going to 1353 01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,440 Speaker 1: use were very attracted to wax? Are you don't? And 1354 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,480 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna tell you why, Douse. It brings 1355 01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,080 Speaker 1: you back to your sixteen year old Stulf when we 1356 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:56,200 Speaker 1: had a dread hair radar. Wax makes me feel so sife. 1357 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,680 Speaker 1: I feel like that nigga would kill somebody and it 1358 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,440 Speaker 1: just makes me feel good. And it's like I'm not 1359 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:03,840 Speaker 1: saying that Jeeves is it muscular? It makes me feel protected, 1360 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:07,080 Speaker 1: but not like that nigga. Like and when Wax picked 1361 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,400 Speaker 1: me up at the live show, I was like, oh, 1362 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,000 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And actually he stopped hitting 1363 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,560 Speaker 1: me up and checking on me because he probably knows 1364 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,080 Speaker 1: I ain't gonta give him no pussy. But I mean, 1365 01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,840 Speaker 1: you never know. And I really like Wax. You're not 1366 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,800 Speaker 1: you don't like Wax. This is all just it's fun. 1367 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,760 Speaker 1: It's for It's all like everybody that I I fake 1368 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,880 Speaker 1: foot with this for fun. But there is something about 1369 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,120 Speaker 1: Wax like really fucking gets me. Like I don't know 1370 01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:32,040 Speaker 1: what it is. There's no nigga that can call me 1371 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,440 Speaker 1: and talk to me like Wax talk to me. Wax 1372 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,080 Speaker 1: be calling me like listen, you need to chill out, 1373 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,120 Speaker 1: you need to calm down. Okay, you girl, you got 1374 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,960 Speaker 1: you let me know if you need me then with 1375 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,600 Speaker 1: you upstairs. I'm gonna come over and be like, are 1376 01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,440 Speaker 1: you gonna come over and drop off some weed and chicken? 1377 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,920 Speaker 1: And I'm scared to invite him over because I know 1378 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:50,560 Speaker 1: I'll get fucked. It's gonna be an episode of blacked. 1379 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:54,320 Speaker 1: Just just be a just be I just to and 1380 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:58,160 Speaker 1: tims My Nigga Wax sent me something I would not 1381 01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:00,720 Speaker 1: his dick. I'm trying to explain. It was something with 1382 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:02,280 Speaker 1: him out and he was like, Yo, I'm about to 1383 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,920 Speaker 1: go blah blah blah blah blah real quick. And then 1384 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,920 Speaker 1: Nigger had Tims on. I'm like, you know what, can 1385 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,000 Speaker 1: I can I be real honest with you when my mom. 1386 01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,040 Speaker 1: So I brought my mom to the Brilliant Idiots Live 1387 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:16,840 Speaker 1: Show and that at that point she didn't know really 1388 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:20,040 Speaker 1: Charlottagne and Andrew Schultz. And when I tell you, that's 1389 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,920 Speaker 1: all she said when we left, I don't know what 1390 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,799 Speaker 1: it is about that Charlettamagne, but him and them Tims 1391 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,720 Speaker 1: and I was like, mom my, mom, you know she 1392 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,640 Speaker 1: from Florida, so you know as Florida. It's like, you 1393 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,080 Speaker 1: know what, I know it, I know it, I know it. 1394 01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:37,479 Speaker 1: I got it. It's a construction man fantasy. Maybe you 1395 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,120 Speaker 1: just New York guy, because New York guys be with 1396 01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:43,080 Speaker 1: the Timberlands. Bro Listen. When we was in middle school 1397 01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:47,000 Speaker 1: in Florida, we was wearing soldieries and kay Swiss Okay, 1398 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,719 Speaker 1: So it was so if we had a new guy 1399 01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:52,479 Speaker 1: come to school and he bust out with some tims. 1400 01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:54,479 Speaker 1: We just knew he was from New York and you 1401 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,599 Speaker 1: when you from the South, you just love an up 1402 01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,360 Speaker 1: North motherfucker. Now that I live in New York, I 1403 01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:04,760 Speaker 1: can't eas Nick New york Is. He don't have that 1404 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:07,960 Speaker 1: like your son kind of vibes. But yeah, that's why 1405 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,400 Speaker 1: I don't deal with Brooklyn guys. I can't Brooklyn is 1406 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:15,599 Speaker 1: too oh yo, fucking I can't Brownsville back. Its funny. 1407 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,880 Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I've been holding out. Yeah, because when 1408 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:22,519 Speaker 1: I get back home, bitch, I love me a ghetto 1409 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:28,920 Speaker 1: ass gold toothasma licking them teeth in. Don't want no kings. 1410 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:32,720 Speaker 1: English motherfucker speak like you ain't got no education for me. 1411 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,479 Speaker 1: I want you to slur everything, all my drug dealing niggas. 1412 01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:39,920 Speaker 1: Every time they write me love you too, it'd be 1413 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,120 Speaker 1: one oh on the two. They never know what they're 1414 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:45,360 Speaker 1: talking about. I love that ship, Oh you love that? 1415 01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:48,440 Speaker 1: Just go ahead and get you an African. Their motherfucker's 1416 01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:51,800 Speaker 1: can't text for ship. All of their words be wrong, 1417 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:55,160 Speaker 1: all of it, all of it, all of it. Just 1418 01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,759 Speaker 1: know that just I'm gonna show you some text message. 1419 01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:04,120 Speaker 1: It's just be bad. It just be Bob Bad and WhatsApp. 1420 01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:09,960 Speaker 1: We texted all what'sapp alright telling about all right guys. So, UM, 1421 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:14,080 Speaker 1: as y'all know, if you haven't gotten enough of horrible decisions, 1422 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,680 Speaker 1: maybe you're all caught up. Maybe you have no more 1423 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,760 Speaker 1: episodes to listen to. If you become a patron um 1424 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:21,479 Speaker 1: that is on patreon dot com, we dropped to bonus 1425 01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:24,559 Speaker 1: episodes a month. We also post our live shows. So 1426 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:28,400 Speaker 1: when we have live shows, UM, we post you guys 1427 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,400 Speaker 1: the video and the audio from the live show. UM. 1428 01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:34,720 Speaker 1: Weasy is also thinking of doing something about vagina monologues. 1429 01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,160 Speaker 1: We're trying to ask some new ship to the show. UM, 1430 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,120 Speaker 1: and so we go on there. We talked to you guys, 1431 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,240 Speaker 1: We get your ideas. UM. We get a lot of 1432 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,320 Speaker 1: feedback from you guys. But we also just drop more episodes, 1433 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:47,639 Speaker 1: more content. UM. The lowest tier, oh I'm sorry, it's 1434 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,680 Speaker 1: five dollars a month. Five dollars a month, get you 1435 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:54,360 Speaker 1: too bonus episodes. UM. At the fifteen dollar tier, you 1436 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,400 Speaker 1: get your two episodes. We also go ahead and write 1437 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:01,840 Speaker 1: you personally and you get a free merchandise so you 1438 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:04,400 Speaker 1: get a free T shirt. UM. Once you're at that 1439 01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:07,280 Speaker 1: tier for four months. We are working on bringing even 1440 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,479 Speaker 1: more content to Patreon, and we're also planning some special 1441 01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:13,639 Speaker 1: meeting greets UM in the New York area for patrons only. 1442 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:15,599 Speaker 1: So if you're in the New York area and want 1443 01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:18,320 Speaker 1: a chance to see us, because live shows may not 1444 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,280 Speaker 1: be happening anytime soon, go ahead and become a patron 1445 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:25,880 Speaker 1: at Patreon dot com, Backslash Horrible Decisions. Also, be sure 1446 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,280 Speaker 1: to follow us on all social media platforms. UM at 1447 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,360 Speaker 1: Horrible Pod is where you can reach out to Wheezy 1448 01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:33,680 Speaker 1: on Twitter, you can reach out to me everywhere at 1449 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:37,280 Speaker 1: full Court Pumps, and you can also um follow us 1450 01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:40,840 Speaker 1: on our Instagram page at Horrible Underscore Decisions. UM. We 1451 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,320 Speaker 1: do a lot of insight and talk um quite a 1452 01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,200 Speaker 1: lot about a whole bunch of ship on there um 1453 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,040 Speaker 1: and it's really a place for all of our listeners 1454 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,080 Speaker 1: to kind of um debate each other about certain topics 1455 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,439 Speaker 1: and it's just really exciting and it's really good to 1456 01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,880 Speaker 1: see all of you guys interact. I have made some 1457 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,760 Speaker 1: actual friends from this podcast, and so I can't tell 1458 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,799 Speaker 1: you guys how much this means. So definitely become a patron. 1459 01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,760 Speaker 1: Follow us on all social media platforms UM, I want 1460 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,600 Speaker 1: to give a huge shout out, UM once again to 1461 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:09,840 Speaker 1: a low speaker network. That's our network, hope. So we 1462 01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,320 Speaker 1: all were in a family, UM, shout them out for 1463 01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:15,760 Speaker 1: going ahead and helping me and Wheezy see through our differences. UM. 1464 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,880 Speaker 1: Do you have anything else to say? UM? I feel 1465 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,200 Speaker 1: like everything will be passed by the time we kind 1466 01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,479 Speaker 1: of dropped this. So I have been on a water 1467 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,799 Speaker 1: cleanse thinking that like it could get me more wet 1468 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,840 Speaker 1: because I've been experiencing vaginal dryness. I don't know what's 1469 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:33,240 Speaker 1: going on. But now that I'm having condom sex, you 1470 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:34,760 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So that's why I just had 1471 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,400 Speaker 1: to go pee. So now that I'm like, damn, I'm 1472 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:38,880 Speaker 1: not getting what' not full a lot. But that person 1473 01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:42,120 Speaker 1: needs to arouse you more because condom sex. And I've 1474 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,960 Speaker 1: never been that one that but you're wetter than me, 1475 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,280 Speaker 1: probably like I don't. I don't think I get that 1476 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:49,000 Speaker 1: crazy with I just never have. And it's kind of 1477 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:51,600 Speaker 1: where did you read that someone was telling me to 1478 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:53,880 Speaker 1: like start drinking water and like maybe it'll work out 1479 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:58,599 Speaker 1: or whatever. Bitch was moist probably because you were bad 1480 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:03,960 Speaker 1: then the passing dude, it's healthy for you. Dr Kim said, 1481 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,719 Speaker 1: so it's a less chance of his toxic shock. Okay, alright, alright, 1482 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:11,880 Speaker 1: Pat Sponge, it wasn't twenty four. It was like twenty two. 1483 01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:18,679 Speaker 1: Thank you very much giving them two hours. So anyways, guys, 1484 01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,680 Speaker 1: this has been out of the episode of Poor Decisions 1485 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:26,760 Speaker 1: by h