WEBVTT - Get Ready for the Hottest Takes from SNAFU Season 4 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:08.559 Hey there at elms here, your tireless, dedicated and benevolent 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:14.160 host of Snaffoo, your favorite podcast about history's greatest screw ups. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:17.439 And this week we're doing something kind of special. It's 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:21.160 not just a regular episode. This is a compilation episode, 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:24.239 a clip show, if you will, and not just any 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:27.760 clip show. For today's episode, I dove back into some 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.400 of my favorite episodes from this season and I plucked 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:35.559 out the spiciest hot takes, the biggest laughs, and some 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:40.280 of the most wonderfully unhinged moments with my incredible roster 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:46.040 of guests. So for example, Chelsea Handler's just wonderful plug 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:51.560 for microdosing psychedelics and Nick Krall's deep sea fishing fiasco 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:57.640 it does involve barf spoiler alert, Jenny Slat's strikingly casual 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.600 take on her own susceptibility to cult switch as someone 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:05.039 with deep affection for Jenny Slat was kind of unnerving. 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:09.319 That's just a smattering a taste, if you will, there's 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:12.360 so much more. So keep listening or watching, of course, 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:15.600 for a fun romp through the last six months of Snaffoo, 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.160 and be sure to stick around to the very end, 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:24.320 because I saved the best for last enjoy. It can 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.479 sort of like eat you a little bit. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:27.240 That's what I found. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.479 Yeah, yeah, well Ed, I'm dead inside. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.120 So every time you say that it's a town full 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:37.280 of miners or dust, the angry miners who can't drink alcohol, 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.120 I picture a bunch of twelve year olds. We're just 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:42.800 fighting with each other over beer that doesn't exist. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:45.520 Yes, they're like Adam Scott's on my flight and he 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:49.200 won't put down. He's like galling at the flight attendant. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.160 It's about getting more tomato juice, and they're like me, 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:54.639 my tomato juice, out of tomato juice. 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:55.920 It's so weird. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.040 For folks who don't know. 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.600 I took it to year sabbatical from acting with the 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:05.880 intent to always come back acting and performing as my 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.600 first love. But I was the President's li ison to 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:12.360 young Americans and Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders in an 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.560 office called the Office of Public Engagement. Think of it 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.320 as like an outreach office. And on my third day 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.160 the National Security. 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.760 Council, you in the White House, in the. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.400 White House, in the actual White House, they add me 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.280 to a massive email chain. And these email chains have 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:28.920 like one hundred people on them. Real serious national security 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:33.959 people in those days, and everything in government is an acronym, right, 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.160 So like, for example, if you get an email from 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:39.440 the National Security Council, it'll say National Security Council. Then 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.040 any other time in the email it'll just say NSC. 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.360 And so they had they said, you know, plus cal 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.519 cal because you're the president's new the ason to the 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:52.079 Asian American community, you should know about this delegation from 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:55.960 the Philippines that's meeting at the White House. And the 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.200 thing that you should know is about this terror group 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:01.760 in the Philippines that you might get questions on. They're 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:06.919 called the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. And then in parentheses 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:11.120 it just said MILF. And then the rest of the email, 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.040 I'm not working with you. The rest of the email 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:18.480 said MILF is considered highly dangerous, MILF is known to 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:22.640 recruit young men, and then things like things like you know, 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:25.680 many young men grow to the to regret their affiliation 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:26.960 with MILF over time. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.760 This is the opposite of a snapoo. This is delightful. 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:33.040 I love that there are these little, uh, these little 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.600 nuggets of governmental awkwardness. 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:35.960 Great. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.440 So I thought this was so wonderful that in my 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:41.640 head I'm at my desk, laughing my ass off. I 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:45.600 hit reply all and I wrote, Yo, their main terror 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:46.640 group are the MILFs? 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:49.600 Amazing? And I hit send. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.760 And as soon as I hit send, I was like, 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.119 you idiot, you are not in a writer's room at Universal. 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:58.240 You are in the White House on an email chain 0:03:58.280 --> 0:03:59.560 with the National Security Council. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.120 And I couldn't unsend it. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:05.360 And I and it like it was silent after that, 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:10.120 And in the hallway, coworkers, many of whom in the 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:11.800 in the pod world you all know, a lot of 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:14.600 the Pod Save America guys, and Tommy Viatort and Ben 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.400 Rhodes and these guys I worked with at the time 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:17.600 in the hallway were. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.040 Like, yo, that you was so funny. We were all 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:19.640 thinking it. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.960 Like, will one of you please hit reply all and 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:26.320 just say lol. That's all I need. I just need 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.680 one of you to l ol me. And they all 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.359 were like, hell no, man, this is gonna be a 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.920 public record one day. I just don't want my name 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:36.680 associated with you calling out the milk thing. So that 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.040 was my one of my professional snafoos. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:41.800 Oh my god, I love it. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.400 You know the only thing that would have made that 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:47.320 snapoo better is if Obama himself had like walked up 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.760 into your office like leaning against the door jam, and 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:54.920 it's been like, cow, buddy, what the hell we're gonna 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:56.400 have to fire you? 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.880 Like you're gonna this is not you can't do this. 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:00.520 If that were the case, so I felt like it 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:01.760 would have gone the other way and he would have 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:03.039 just been like, did you see the name of this 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:03.679 terror group? 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.800 I feel like the government needs more people like you. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:11.400 Cal a lot more fun, a lot more like chuckles 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:12.200 in the hallways. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:13.360 And I enjoyed it. 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:17.160 It's so serious all the time. Yeah, angry mobs were 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:18.800 a real big deal at this point. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:20.440 They're really scary. 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.320 I mean we had we had one recently in our 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.839 in our nation. It's scary. Yeah, they're scary. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:30.719 They don't generally make good decisions. No. 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:34.159 I read somewhere a quote I wish I could remember 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:38.239 who to attributed to. Uh, the intelligence of a mob 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:43.480 is that of the dumbest person in the mob. So 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:47.120 like the behavior like an entire mob behaves as the 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:48.640 dumbest person in the mob. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.520 Actually, I was just thinking about like it. For some reason, 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:56.560 Americans were able to be totally silent while someone rolled 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.560 through town that they didn't like that, like when I 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:00.480 said we'd never be able to do it, Like I 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:05.599 was fully imagining myself in the in the silent crowd, 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.159 not being able to stop myself from being. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.800 Like hoo farted, like just like. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:12.520 That. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:17.440 It's so tempting to disturb, you know, the stillness. I 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.120 think I would be the weakest there was, the dumbest 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.520 person in the in the mob. I'm the person that 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:27.400 changes us from a core cohort into like a freak out. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.919 Could you ever see yourself being swept up in a mob? 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:36.000 I think it's emotionally yeah, because I feel like it's 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:39.200 one of those things that that we all think like. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:43.120 We're that were It's sort of like cults, right, Everyone 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:44.880 says like I could never join a cult, like I 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:49.400 would never fall for that, in saying I'm too, you would. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.720 I don't think I would be in a mob because 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.440 I don't consider myself to be like an impulsive person 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.960 and I don't have like a sort of you know, 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.800 like the switch blade of a temper that she's like 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:00.360 come out. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.040 But I really love. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:04.320 Friendly groups. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.120 I love cooking. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:07.560 I love it when people are like trying to help 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:10.320 each other actualize their dreams, and I like it when 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.840 people like are dedicated to each other, and a lot 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.480 of times cults are like non violent. 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:16.840 I used to have a stand up bit about this. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:18.840 Actually about how like I would totally get drawn into 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:20.680 the into a cult because like, I like all the 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:23.080 things that they do, except I don't like having to 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:24.960 be naked in a group of people, and I don't 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:27.560 like having to do like oral sex to like a 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:31.080 very very elderly person who has a long beard, which 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:32.560 I feel like they make you do like the head 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:33.320 of the cult. 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.840 That is that's in the cult bylaws. 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:42.280 There's usually some guy who's like, you know what, Actually, 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.880 a lot of the more interesting members of the cult 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:47.240 are are doing. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.560 Yeah, yees oh wait, why haven't you you fallen into 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:50.960 a cult? 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:54.080 Then there are lots of them out there. There are 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:55.240 lots of great options. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.040 Hey, I've got a strong family, really great friends that 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:00.000 are like no, no, no, no no no, don't don't 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:00.559 going there. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:01.960 Good answer. 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:07.040 I also think that you are a inquisitive person, and 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:12.160 you're someone who like you're you're not only very intelligent 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:17.960 and sort of like educated, and you've taken it upon 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.120 yourself to learn about the world and learn about people, 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.400 and I think that is some of the best armor 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:29.440 against these kinds of group think or indoctrination of some kind. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.760 The minute you start asking questions, even with genuine curiosity, 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.760 not even like an accusatory like wait a minute, but 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:38.520 you're just sort of like, now, hold on, why do 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.839 you think I should I should blow that old man 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:41.400 with a beard? 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.839 Like what's the reason? Like why are we gets? 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:47.840 Well, we have to do that though, you know, like 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:49.840 if we're all going to transcend and like you know, 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.760 have clear minds, like why would we need to do that? 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:54.600 Yeah? And you know what is a good place to 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:55.439 start for. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:59.640 Me sometimes is like I will ask myself for sometimes 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:02.240 other peopeople, like if this were a. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.840 Movie, who would you be? 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.040 And like what part of the story, Like would it 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.040 seemed like a good story, if this were a parable, 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.320 if this were like a religious text or a fairy tale, 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:15.880 who would you be? 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:17.240 Who would they be? 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:18.000 Yeah? 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:21.680 Who would they be? That's a great question. Who would 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:23.120 I think You're onto? 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:30.679 Something really quite elegant, which is that stories, movies parables 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:34.040 the sort of broad whatever gestalt. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:34.719 Of human storytelling. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:39.760 It is rooted in fundamental values, right, like a sense 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:43.600 of right and wrong. My kid loves the Lion King, 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.720 and so I've gotten very deep into the sort of 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:52.320 like Lion King universe, and that is a movie where 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:57.840 good and bad is so clearly delineated, and bad is 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:02.199 portrayed with Nazi symbolism totally. 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.160 I mean stars when he sings be prepared, that is, 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:07.679 those those. 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:11.079 Communis are literally goose stepping. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:15.800 Yeah, and it's uh and so it's it's so interesting 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:21.720 to me that those kinds of stories that that obviously 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.679 have an intent to kind of raise children with a 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.880 sense of right and wrong and a sense of sort 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:33.160 of trepidation towards that kind of behavior, towards Scar's behavior. Yeah, 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:38.240 and yet we see a cultural swing to a greater 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.360 trust in that. Like, I'm so confused. That's such cognitive 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.120 dissonance for me and that I'm trying to work through 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.000 and understand. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:50.200 So I was away with my whole family. We were 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:54.320 in I think Puerto Rico on a family vacation around 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.400 I think, you know, like Christmas vacation, and so my 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.640 dad thought that a cool thing to do would be 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:01.720 to Orger and I was a deep sea fishing trip 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:07.240 for my mom's birthday because my dad knows nothing about 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:12.920 what is my mom would enjoy. So they packed us, 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:16.920 like the hotel packed us a bunch of like tuna sandwiches, 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:20.559 because you know, Puerto Rico is famous for its tuna 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:25.920 fish sandwiches. My family ranged from about eight to fifteen. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:30.000 Four of us my parents, and you're the youngest, right, 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:33.199 I'm the youngest. Yeah, you're eight. I'm eight or nine 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.199 years old. And we get on the boat. We're going 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:42.439 out to the deep sea, and the waves are horrible, 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:47.479 like we later found out that a tanker had capsized 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:52.520 that day in the Atlantic, so the waves were massive. 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:56.920 We were just getting hummeled and we all were sitting 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:03.040 there and the entire family puked our tuna fish sandwiches 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:08.000 out all over all over the place, except for my dad, 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:12.800 who just sat in the captain's chair gripping like the 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:16.840 chair turning. I'd never seen you know when people say, 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:20.280 like he turned green, like I've never seen it really 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:24.320 since before since, but my dad turned fully like like 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:29.320 a shar truse, and all of us just absolutely rapped 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:34.480 all over this boat and it was like happy birthday, Mom. 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:41.720 This is this is perfect and the best part is 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:50.560 like a tuna fish sandish sandwich smells horrendous to begin fresh, 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:54.520 like a fresh sandwich right out of the deli's like it, Oh, 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:58.120 it's kind of a gross thing already, and then to 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:02.959 eat it and then to regurgitate it is a is. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:06.080 Just an unthinkable stench. It's not ideal. 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:10.480 No, well, that's very tragic, and I'm very very sorry. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.360 I do wonder though, like someone you know, you look 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.840 at these presidents, whether it's a Trump or a Barack 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:19.720 Obama or somebody, You're like, how many good close friends 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:21.800 are they able to maintain that? 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:22.880 At that point? 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.360 I would think someone like Trump is like so hard 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:29.200 to get close to and so hard to sort of 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:32.160 like feel a sense of trust with, even if you're 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.960 if you match his core values whatever they are, like, 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:40.240 it just seems I don't know, they're so their their 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:43.880 life is so public and it's so committed to the 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:44.560 public eye. 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:46.640 Yeah, I mean I think, like, yeah, the usage of 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:49.240 a friend as somebody who you could truly be honest 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:53.600 with and empathize with and you could like be vulnerable with. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:57.320 I see people like Trump who sees almost everybody as 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:00.440 like a means to an end. Everything has a loyalty, right, 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.120 and even things. You know, not to smirch any relationships, 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:07.200 but those don't seem to be the most friendly and open. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:10.000 Those seem transactional as well. And you're like, oh, what 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:13.120 happens to a human who doesn't have a like an 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:17.920 emotional sounding board or compatriot that isn't tied up into 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:19.200 your own personal success? 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:20.080 Are you expressing it? 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:22.680 Are are you starting to express some some deep compassion 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:23.400 for Donald Trump? 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.920 Oh my god, I've stumbled on it. We've we've created 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.280 a monster and I just want to give him a. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:31.880 Huge That's what probably all he needs. Jordan didn't give 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:36.840 a hug. Yeah, group, come on, let's do it. Let's 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:40.080 let's break through this. You could be a better person. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:47.920 I got a Rivian right now, bragg Yeah, mad respect bro. 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:53.040 By the way, you couldn't be more of a dad 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.640 when a Rivian suv is a brag. 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:01.600 I'm driving a porch. 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:04.280 I'm like, dude, I got a car that can fit 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:07.200 six kids, luggage and a dog, and you go, Jesus, 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:12.560 you're winning. It doesn't go fast, and I will I 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.080 will say it's not that much fun to drive, But 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.880 the lot of the storage in that baby, I. 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:24.400 Feel like, what makes me not a criminal mastermind, is 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.840 like I as soon as I even start to think 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:28.360 about that, I just start sweating. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.880 By the way I am, it is so far in 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.800 the degree of panic for me, even when I know 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:38.720 I've done nothing wrong. Exactly, if you were like, hey, hey, 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.520 I need to talk to you later, I'd be like, 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:42.320 what have I done? What don't I remember? 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.360 And then you're starting what I maybe do when? Not 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.240 the same way? What is what? What childhood trauma led 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:51.920 us into this? It's so annoying, I mean and like this. 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:56.000 And it's also very interesting this that that fear of 0:15:56.120 --> 0:16:00.280 being perceived as guilty can I can actually make you 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:01.560 act more guilty. 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:04.880 And this is a and here's the thing, and I 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.400 bet you get this. When you're an actor, people think 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:09.280 you must be a good liar. And I'm like, no, 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.960 I memorize other people's words. I can't come up with 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.240 them on my own. 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:14.440 I'm not like a liar. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:18.400 Ony I'm bad at that exactly now. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:22.880 On paper, Paul, explosive growth is great, right, But is 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.320 it always good for a community? 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:25.160 No? 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.280 I know is it's just an efficient way to stress people. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.920 I mean, I know this from many years of playing 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:33.960 the SIMS video game. You can't feel too quick. Things happen. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.040 You know you can't. You can't keep up supply and demand. Yeah, 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:39.720 there's a lot of jobs, but then you know there 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.880 are enough sewage plants exactly. 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:42.240 You know. 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.520 Things happens as someone who's known you a long long time. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.240 So many of us have been trying to pull you 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:51.640 out of SIM city. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.280 I did, and I'm not even on the SIMS. I'm 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:56.760 not even doing the people. I can't. 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:59.880 I'm so worried about when SIM goes VR and you'll like, 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:01.760 just you'll be so immersed. 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:04.840 I gotta put this baseball stadium somewhere. And you guess 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:10.640 who we're talking about. Napoleon Bonaparte, Bonaparte, Napoleon. 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:12.680 Why is it so fun to do that accent? I 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.320 hope it's not too offensive. It's only an offensive. It's 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.159 if it's a bad accent. I have a very good accent, right. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:20.440 We're also running out of accents we can make fun 0:17:20.480 --> 0:17:22.119 of without it being a problem, So I think we 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:23.840 got to hang on to make in fun of the French. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.359 It's kind of sad that to a lot of Americans, 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.880 French people are basically the chef in little Mermaid. 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:32.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is preposterous, Like can. 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:34.560 You still sing any of that song? And do you 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:36.240 have the rights to sing it on this podcast? 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:37.960 What is this? 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:39.000 So on earth? 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:42.240 Could I miss such a such a sweet. 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.600 The most amazing thing about that song is that they 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:50.359 rhyme poisson with haant he goes. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:57.080 That's the most French thing ever. That's a rhyme. That's 0:17:57.119 --> 0:18:01.040 part of the lyrics is love that our brains will 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:02.440 forever hang on to that. 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:05.000 There's so many more useful things that should be lodged 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:06.920 up in there, but I will forever remember all the 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:07.480 lyrics to that. 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:07.760 Yeah. 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:09.359 I have a couple of little kids, so it's like 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.760 still hitting me in the face constantly. 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:15.399 Fats are people try to like free them in amber? 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.320 There are there are ways and means to freeze them 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.320 in amber, now I think so anyway, that's not answering 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:21.720 your question. 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:25.360 To answer your question, of course you fell for the boos. 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:31.200 Right off thousands, Yes, there's at least there are two 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:32.880 in my kitchen of all places. 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:34.280 Terrible place to keep them. 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:37.440 Why they their furry, they're they're they're going to catch 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:43.159 something crumbs, you know, you know, Uh, let's fire on fire. 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:47.359 They are dangerously true story class. That is a synthetic fur. 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:51.280 I don't know what it's probably mine, mine, mine, a 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:56.840 human hair. I know my every fat. I'm playing this 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.680 Pokemon game right now. That is like all over the internet. 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:02.200 I'm looking at Lisa Frank stickers right now. I would 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:04.560 call those a fad. There's a great documentary about how 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:08.200 what is that? Lisa Frank? You don't know, Lisa Frank? 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:09.520 Wait do I? 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:10.320 What is that? 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:10.680 These are? 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:12.720 These are big in like the nineties and aunts. These 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:17.920 more on every single like space saver binder backpack in 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:20.440 the late nineties, early ats anyway. 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:22.240 And you have a fresh path, like right there on 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:25.720 your desk, I'm scared. But when I'm worried that that 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:31.200 like right off camera there's like towering stuff like everything 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:34.480 that you've bought off of infomercials and like la boo 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:37.640 boos and that that that one false move and it's 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:39.239 gonna collapse and we're gonna have to like call an 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:40.440 ambulance to get you out. 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:44.240 This is my audition for hoarders, and this is that's 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:49.160 my gift. In closet, everyone has some structural thing where 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:51.120 it's just a bunch of crap, and you're like, I'm 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:52.919 gonna give I'm gonna like a hand this off to 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:55.239 like the next person who comes to my house, and 0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:57.400 like I feel like should leave with something. 0:19:57.800 --> 0:19:58.159 Amen. 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:01.280 I wish, I wish I had a gifting closet. 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:03.400 I take one thing from this, It's that I need 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:04.440 a gifting closet. 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:10.800 Sixteen passengers sustained minor injuries, and most of those were 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:15.320 from the evacuation of the plane, which that's usually what happens, yeah, right, 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:19.640 which reportedly was completed in approximately ninety seconds. And that's 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:23.840 incredible to me because when I think of like people deplaning, 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:28.520 it is such a just dumpster fire of elbows and 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:31.920 anger and luggage pulling down whatever. But I would also 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:35.200 imagine that being scared of a plane exploding might help 0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:36.880 you get off very quicker. 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.320