Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final outwait second hour
Speaker 1: of the Jesse Kelly Show. I don't pant it, Chris,
Speaker 1: don't panic. Maybe it's your final hour, Chris. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: about out of here. It is the second hour of
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Remember tomorrow's and asked doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1: That means you can email your questions in now, right now,
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. It's I'll show
Speaker 1: you your last night for phone calls this week. I
Speaker 1: know we've only taken calls one other night, but I
Speaker 1: don't take a lot of calls. I'm not taking anymore
Speaker 1: tomorrow either. Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seventy.
Speaker 1: Before I get back to the I to have to
Speaker 1: hit on the Jesse Smolette thing. But before I get
Speaker 1: back to that, I brought up at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the show, we have the dumbest people who lead us.
Speaker 1: And I really actually, for once, I wasn't being insulting,
Speaker 1: just to be insulting. Really wrap your mind around this.
Speaker 1: Think about this. Joe Biden is the President of the
Speaker 1: United States of America. Even if you don't think he's
Speaker 1: low IQ. I mean, even if he wasn't before. He
Speaker 1: is now all right and did that thing. But the
Speaker 1: old motors that the engine light has been on for
Speaker 1: quite some time. All right, it's not doing well. And
Speaker 1: then this is the Vice president. I'm here standing here
Speaker 1: on the Northern plank, on the Eastern plank talking about
Speaker 1: what doing that in terms of the Eastern Plank and
Speaker 1: Armado allies and what is that state at this very moment.
Speaker 1: That's Dome internationally trying to prevent World War three? Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's number one, number two? Who's the third in line?
Speaker 1: Let's Grandma Vodka. I think is a secret that the
Speaker 1: Republicans have wanted to have. Did you not know that?
Speaker 1: Or that Romney had sent around a letter with all
Speaker 1: the senators signing it that said, we have to take
Speaker 1: the money out of state and local government. This is
Speaker 1: not what it may come as news to someone, is that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you subtract money, money is subtracted, or something is
Speaker 1: better than nothing. Was in school, I attended the inauguration
Speaker 1: of John F. Kennedy or any of you alive. Then,
Speaker 1: in fact, when I spoke to President Zelenski, I said,
Speaker 1: Billy Jane King sends you her regards and wants to
Speaker 1: know how she can help. Look, Chris, you wouldn't know
Speaker 1: this because you're stupid. But when you subtract money, money
Speaker 1: is subtracted. That's how I know. Look, I was Florida,
Speaker 1: I was okay, so that's the top three, and then
Speaker 1: we brought up I stepped my jaws on the floor.
Speaker 1: I swear I'm gonna play this five more times before
Speaker 1: the show's out. Representative Maria Salazar, Republican, I should I
Speaker 1: should mention from Florida. I need to clarify a couple
Speaker 1: of things before I play this clip for you again.
Speaker 1: I get that a lot of people were rooting for Ukraine. Obviously,
Speaker 1: who isn't rooting for a bombed out maternity ward and
Speaker 1: stuff like? You want those you want those things to
Speaker 1: go well. But I do want to make sure everyone
Speaker 1: does understand and tell your friends in family too, because
Speaker 1: apparently most Americans don't get this. You understand what a
Speaker 1: no fly zone is, right, and I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure we're clear. Don't not try to patronize anybody.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you point your finger at Vladimir and
Speaker 1: you say, listen, MENI poop poo head. No more flying here.
Speaker 1: That's not what no fly zone means. It means you
Speaker 1: see Russian jets there, you shoot them out of the sky.
Speaker 1: That means NATO sam's. That's surface to air missiles. That
Speaker 1: means NATO jets, including American jets, flying and shooting down
Speaker 1: Russian jets. That's what it means. Let's just pause on
Speaker 1: that for a moment. Vladimir Putin would take that as
Speaker 1: an active war, and honestly, as big of a scumbag
Speaker 1: as he is, how could he not? That is an
Speaker 1: active oar. What would you think if someone flew and
Speaker 1: started shooting down our jets? That's an active war. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what an ICBM is. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure I'm clear about this. That's an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Speaker 1: Intercontinental ballistic missile. Do you know why they call it
Speaker 1: an intercontinental ballistic missile? Anyone want to take a guess anybody?
Speaker 1: That's because you can actually shoot them from one continent,
Speaker 1: oh the way to another continent. You know what the
Speaker 1: nuclear triad is, it's what we have. It means we
Speaker 1: not only have ICBMs, we can drop nukes from planes,
Speaker 1: and we have undetectable submarines with nuclear weapons on them
Speaker 1: in the ocean at all times. As we speak right now,
Speaker 1: we have nuclear subs around the world. So even if
Speaker 1: someone was to snap their fingers and blow up all
Speaker 1: our nuclear silos and blew up all of our planes,
Speaker 1: they would still die because the nuclear subs are always deployed.
Speaker 1: We're not the only country that has that. I just
Speaker 1: want to make sure everybody who talks about a no
Speaker 1: fly zone like it's just like it's World War one
Speaker 1: or something like that. I want to make sure you understand.
Speaker 1: Wherever you're sitting right now, and obviously that's mostly America,
Speaker 1: but I realize, which blows me away. We have an
Speaker 1: international listenership. That's big. I had no idea we had
Speaker 1: so many people in Poland, in Italy and those dirty Canadians.
Speaker 1: Now I'm kidding, Chris, But wherever you're sitting right now
Speaker 1: listening to the sound of my voice, it can turn
Speaker 1: into a million degrees just like that. Are you ready
Speaker 1: for a million degrees? How about sunblock? Are you currently wearing?
Speaker 1: That's really really hot. So back to what I was
Speaker 1: just talking about. We have Biden in charge, then there's Dome,
Speaker 1: Grandma Vodka's third in line, and this person, Representative Maria Salazar.
Speaker 1: This is one of the people in the United States Congress.
Speaker 1: She would vote on a declaration of war and things
Speaker 1: like that. This being in Congress is a really important deal.
Speaker 1: I want you, with all that knowledge you have now,
Speaker 1: I want you to listen to this person, and do
Speaker 1: you support a no fly zone in Ukraine? I support
Speaker 1: everything that has to do with punishing Vladimir Putin and
Speaker 1: helping the Ukrainians. Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it will mean, but you know,
Speaker 1: freedom is not free, So you don't know what a
Speaker 1: no fly zone will mean if you have to shoot
Speaker 1: down Russian planes. I mean, of course, conventional war with Russia. Listen,
Speaker 1: thank you, and the best. Like we mentioned the beginning,
Speaker 1: the best is freedom is not free. And I told
Speaker 1: Chris at the beginning to go grab some stuff from
Speaker 1: the movie The Campaign, and he did. I don't remember
Speaker 1: the movie being that good. In case you've never seen it,
Speaker 1: I'm not promoting it, but Will Ferrell is in this
Speaker 1: movie where they're obviously it's a political campaign, and it
Speaker 1: does do some funny spoof of what politicians are like.
Speaker 1: When I hear idiots like Maria Salazar say, well, freedom
Speaker 1: isn't free. You know what I thought of. I thought
Speaker 1: immediately of this movie, how would you bring Chaps back
Speaker 1: to the fourteenth District. That's a great question, Carl, Thank
Speaker 1: you for asking it. It's the first thing I think
Speaker 1: of when I wake up in the morning, and it's
Speaker 1: the last thing I think of when I go to bed.
Speaker 1: Jobs in North Carolina mean what a strong North Carolina
Speaker 1: And a strong North Carolina means a strong America. And that,
Speaker 1: my friends, is how we're gonna do it. Tell me,
Speaker 1: tell me the difference between that movie parody and this
Speaker 1: And do you support a no fly zone in Ukraine?
Speaker 1: I support everything that has to do with punishing Bladimir
Speaker 1: Putin and helping the Ukrainians. Wouldn't that mean direct conventional
Speaker 1: warfare with Russia? I don't know what it will mean.
Speaker 1: But you know, freedom is not free, So you don't
Speaker 1: know what a no fly zone will mean if you
Speaker 1: have to shoot down Russian planes. I mean, of course,
Speaker 1: so conventional war with Russia. Listen, thank you. See my
Speaker 1: favorite part is when she says freedom isn't free. Chris
Speaker 1: chin in His favorite part is at the end where
Speaker 1: she just kind of gives up and goes, thank you, Michael.
Speaker 1: Which one's funnier? Actually, Michael thinks the best part is
Speaker 1: the beginning when she has the rehearsal line and then
Speaker 1: she just runs out of steam and goes with freedom
Speaker 1: isn't free? And thank you? And do you support a
Speaker 1: no fly zone in Ukraine? I support everything that has
Speaker 1: to do with punishing Bladimir Putin and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia? I don't
Speaker 1: know what it will mean, but you know, freedom is
Speaker 1: not free, So you don't know what a no fly
Speaker 1: zone will mean if if you have to shoot down
Speaker 1: Russian planes? I mean, of course, so conventional war with Russia. Listen,
Speaker 1: thank you? Oh all right? Eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. I'm sorry, I can't stop
Speaker 1: laughing tonight. What else are we gonna do? We're screwed anyway.
Speaker 1: Joe in Florida, go boss. You know, we talk about
Speaker 1: courage in America, and I heard the statistics that if
Speaker 1: we were invaded, the young people who believe and the
Speaker 1: old people will fight. So we talk about testosterone. Old
Speaker 1: people don't have testosterone. Young people don't. What we need
Speaker 1: is courage in our hearts. We need to stand up
Speaker 1: for America and fight for our freedoms and have courage
Speaker 1: in our hearts. What Chris, I thought, I was inspired,
Speaker 1: so I played the machine gun. I've played the bar
Speaker 1: that was inspiring. But look, he's not wrong at all.
Speaker 1: I call it the era of cowardice for a reason.
Speaker 1: What's so wild to me isn't all the insanity that's
Speaker 1: out there right now. I mean, honestly, I know that's
Speaker 1: crazy to you. It's crazy to mean. We see all
Speaker 1: this filth and all these nutballs. It's not all the
Speaker 1: insanity that's out there right now. What's wild to me
Speaker 1: is how many people see it and won't say anything,
Speaker 1: won't do anything. I mean, now it's the time to
Speaker 1: do it, before all these nutballs take over. Anyway, Chris,
Speaker 1: freedom isn't free, thank you. I'm gonna get back, you know,
Speaker 1: speaking of the age of insanity, I'll take somewhere it calls,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get back to that in a second.
Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.
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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, he was looking for the place
Speaker 1: called Hole four. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And
Speaker 1: I still it just it feels like sometimes what are
Speaker 1: we gonna do with life? It feels like we are
Speaker 1: living in an alternate reality that he doesn't it. We have.
Speaker 1: We sent the Vice President of the United States of
Speaker 1: America overseas because Russia is invading another country and there's
Speaker 1: nuclear tensions out there, and this is the vice president
Speaker 1: we sent. I'm here standing here on the Northern Plank,
Speaker 1: on the Eastern Plank talking about what we have in
Speaker 1: terms of the Eastern Plank and Armado allies and what
Speaker 1: is at stake at this very moment. Oh well, I'm
Speaker 1: sure they all feel better. God, oh jeez, but what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? What are we gonna do? But laugh? Whatever,
Speaker 1: and email your questions Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Those are the questions for ask doctor Jesse Friday tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But don't worry. I mean, remember this, at least we
Speaker 1: know we're not gonna have inflation or John Barrasso argues
Speaker 1: that will overheat the economy and fuel inflation. What's your response.
Speaker 1: I totally disagree. Here's the deal with inflation is that
Speaker 1: if we do not get the root cause of these
Speaker 1: price increases right, then policy decisions could be made that
Speaker 1: could really negatively impact your life. And we're not even
Speaker 1: remotely close to a point to say that we're at
Speaker 1: rising inflation. The fears of inflation are being overblown. The
Speaker 1: consensus seems to be that we're okay. What we're dealing
Speaker 1: with now, I guess arguably is a certain transitory situation.
Speaker 1: The inflation we're seeing in the economy right now is passing,
Speaker 1: transitory and manageable if you're working. The impact of inflation
Speaker 1: is actually quite small. The economist at this point anticipate
Speaker 1: that this will be temporary. Yeah, you get the idea.
Speaker 1: They all said inflation wasn't coming. We just found out
Speaker 1: today seven point nine percent in February. The average family
Speaker 1: is spending now two hundred and ninety six dollars a
Speaker 1: month on inflation. Congratulations, you just got a new bill. Look,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what pause on that. I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: back to inflation in a second. We still have to
Speaker 1: talk about Jesse Smollette. We're waiting for him to get sentenced,
Speaker 1: and that's gonna be tons of fun. Speaking of tons
Speaker 1: of fun, let's talk about something else I saw I
Speaker 1: was just bringing up before we went into the break.
Speaker 1: I was bringing up how we have all these insane
Speaker 1: people and we're in the era of cowardice. Where people
Speaker 1: don't say anything. This person I'm about to play you.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure I'm clear about who this
Speaker 1: is because you're gonna have no idea. All right, there's
Speaker 1: a lady called Tamaron Hall. She has a show. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about where it is. I'm sure you'd never seen it.
Speaker 1: But her name is Tamaron Hall. She has like a
Speaker 1: talk show, like a daytime sit down talk to people's show.
Speaker 1: She had someone on her show, and this someone's name
Speaker 1: is Tess Holiday. All right, Tess Holiday is the good
Speaker 1: lady's name. What's the best way to say this? Tess
Speaker 1: Holiday has red hair. She is listed as a model.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, an activist, Black Lives matter stuff in
Speaker 1: her profile even though she's white. White is snow And
Speaker 1: I'm figuring out the best way to say this here.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be mean. I'm really not trying
Speaker 1: to be mean. She's gigantic, and I mean gigantic. And
Speaker 1: the reason I was really not trying to be mean.
Speaker 1: People struggle with weight. Maybe you struggle with white people.
Speaker 1: Our bodies are built differently. Sometimes people are just naturally fat.
Speaker 1: I'm six eight. I can't be fat. I could sit
Speaker 1: and eat donuts all day long. It's so spread out
Speaker 1: you'd never know. Some people are fat naturally. Mom and
Speaker 1: Dad were fat, they're fat, whatever. But she is really fat,
Speaker 1: and I mean huge. If you saw a picture of her,
Speaker 1: you'd understand. I'm Michael, please put that picture down. I
Speaker 1: didn't say I wanted to see a picture of her
Speaker 1: either way. The point of this is not to make
Speaker 1: fun of her for her weight. It's really genuinely not.
Speaker 1: She's sitting down on a couch. She's talking to Tamarn Hall.
Speaker 1: She's sitting down on the couch and God bless that
Speaker 1: couch for holding strong. But she's sitting down on this
Speaker 1: couch and she's having a heart to heart with Tamarin
Speaker 1: Hall about what? What's she having a heart to heart
Speaker 1: with her about? About her diagnosis with anorexia? How is
Speaker 1: it affecting your day to day both professionally and personally
Speaker 1: because you're dealing with this, it's not a secret. They
Speaker 1: notice it, but it's not diagnosed, and the problem is there,
Speaker 1: but it's not it's not been named. It was extremely hard,
Speaker 1: but I had normalized it so much. I you know, you'd,
Speaker 1: like you said earlier, when you have so many people
Speaker 1: saying things to you online. I'm tough as nails, but
Speaker 1: it gets to you and you kind of you. It's
Speaker 1: I would be lying if I said that it didn't
Speaker 1: affect me. And so when I hear people saying all
Speaker 1: you do is eat, and you eat, it's like you
Speaker 1: almost believe it, even though I know I'm not. So
Speaker 1: it was extremely isolating. Okay, Okay, we get the idea. Okay.
Speaker 1: Anorexia is something real. It affects women and young girls, sadly,
Speaker 1: all across this country. I've known women who go through it,
Speaker 1: who have struggled with it. It's it's a very it's
Speaker 1: a real, it's a sick thing. We have this person
Speaker 1: claiming she's anorexic. Either she is defeated inorexia like no
Speaker 1: one else has ever defeated anorexia, or she's insane. Now
Speaker 1: that's fine. We have insane people. We've always had insane people.
Speaker 1: Every society has had insane people. That's the norm. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people that just all the wires don't touch. But in
Speaker 1: this society, we celebrate them, and this society we hold
Speaker 1: them up as examples of what everyone should be. And
Speaker 1: anyone who points out the opposite. Anyone who says, uh,
Speaker 1: I actually don't think anorexia is really what she suffers from.
Speaker 1: Think there may have been a misdiagnosis in there somewhere.
Speaker 1: Anyone who points that out, they're treated like the insane
Speaker 1: person one who speaks basic truths today. And that was
Speaker 1: just one example. I didn't mean to pick on Tess Holiday.
Speaker 1: I really didn't mean to, but that was just one example.
Speaker 1: You can go down the line, example after example after
Speaker 1: example of the insane person being treated as if they're
Speaker 1: they're the special one, they're the great one, and anyone
Speaker 1: who points anything else out, they're treated like they're the nutball.
Speaker 1: We just had a dude dominate women swimming in college.
Speaker 1: Not only a dude, that's a family show. Let's just
Speaker 1: say the other women in the locker room have voiced
Speaker 1: their displeasure with him also being in the locker room
Speaker 1: because apparently all the equipment is still attached, and everyone
Speaker 1: celebrated him as if it was a good thing, an accomplishment,
Speaker 1: and anyone who spoke out totally crucified. Oh you hate
Speaker 1: full bigot. I'm telling you, if you ever needed evidence,
Speaker 1: we're a late stage empire. That's what it is. We
Speaker 1: take the insane and we demand we celebrated, and anyone
Speaker 1: who calls it insane they get put down. It's totally nuts,
Speaker 1: totally nuts. All right. I am gonna get some more
Speaker 1: inflation stuff and Jesse Smolette hang on, Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm just gonna yell at you. They
Speaker 1: switched seats to two idiots did and Michael sat down
Speaker 1: and pulled that up. I was gonna yell at you
Speaker 1: about that. I'm not gonna lie found myself moved my
Speaker 1: head a little bit old school DMX rocked man DMX
Speaker 1: rocked but I think he's dead now. Didn't he die?
Speaker 1: He's young? Heart problems ah ode oh he odeed Ah.
Speaker 1: That's sad man. That sucks. Then drugs that sucks. Anyway, Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for bringing us all down. Gosh, here's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do here, here's the plan moving forward here on
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Speaker 1: The next hour, someone camp all right, you do, all right, good,
Speaker 1: that's one. Two, we're gonna have a really hard talk
Speaker 1: about inflation. Three we get to talk about Jesse Smolett
Speaker 1: and make fun of him again. But they haven't passed
Speaker 1: down the verdict. We're tracking it as we go along here.
Speaker 1: They haven't passed down the verdict. And wait until the
Speaker 1: verdict passes down, should be any time now. And four,
Speaker 1: which brings us to what we're about to do. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't take many phone calls on the show, and
Speaker 1: I need to clarify why I don't take many phone
Speaker 1: calls on the show. Phone calls suck. Very rarely does
Speaker 1: the listener enjoy the phone call. The caller enjoys the
Speaker 1: phone call, the listener oftentimes does not. When we take
Speaker 1: calls in the show, about once or twice a week,
Speaker 1: I'll take calls. It is important you understand how rude
Speaker 1: I am, no high, no, how are you no love
Speaker 1: the show? No first time long time, no pleasantries whatsoever.
Speaker 1: When I go to you, go get right to your point,
Speaker 1: and get to your point quickly. And at some point
Speaker 1: the line's gonna go dead. Your cell phone didn't drop.
Speaker 1: I hung up on you. I just you gotta know
Speaker 1: when to say goodbye. All right, So we're gonna rapid
Speaker 1: fire our way through some phone calls because we're dang
Speaker 1: sure not taken any more calls tomorrow. It's an asked
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday, Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.
Speaker 1: Gets your questions in now. All right, fast to the point,
Speaker 1: No pleasantries, Johnny and Jersey go. Yeah. My son was
Speaker 1: done hard when he joined the army. He put in
Speaker 1: his time and worked his way up, and he became
Speaker 1: a senior ye. And when he was coming up, they
Speaker 1: would what was called smoke him. If he made a mistake,
Speaker 1: he had to run, get his ruck shot, be back
Speaker 1: in three minutes and run three miles and ten minutes,
Speaker 1: or you have to run him again. Now, as an NCO,
Speaker 1: he gives his soldiers tound sewing. He can't make them
Speaker 1: run or do pushups. They get toun sewing. It's very,
Speaker 1: very difficult to see a kid that was gonna make
Speaker 1: a career or something. Say I want to get out.
Speaker 1: I'll get an article fifteen chapter me two PM, me
Speaker 1: get me out of here. Now, that's the kind of
Speaker 1: guy who builds militaries. Oh you get push ups? Oh
Speaker 1: you thought you could make him do push ups? Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Let's sit down and have a little chat.
Speaker 1: Luke and Bama go. I just wanted to talk about
Speaker 1: my opinion as a kid about them acting in the
Speaker 1: stupid rules that my school is made up. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's disappointing to see my friends in man. It's also
Speaker 1: disappointing to hear them telling me to put my field
Speaker 1: or my mesh mask on sometime. Tell you something else.
Speaker 1: We're raising monsters in this country because I keep hearing
Speaker 1: this from kids about other kids and the kids. It's
Speaker 1: not their fault. It's because their parents are a bunch
Speaker 1: of psychos. We're raising a bunch of skull to this country.
Speaker 1: Put your mask on, pull your mask up, and I'll
Speaker 1: tell you something else. Kids, listen to me right now,
Speaker 1: And I understand this may make people uncomfortable. I get it,
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. Manners minding your own business,
Speaker 1: it will be taught to you at some point in time.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm a big believer in kids not tattling.
Speaker 1: You got a problem with somebody, meet with all your friends,
Speaker 1: back out behind the bleachers, have a little scrap, nothing serious,
Speaker 1: and then hug it out and go on about your way.
Speaker 1: Why one, You learn mutual respect for each other. Oftentimes
Speaker 1: you will get to be best friends too. You learn
Speaker 1: to watch your freaking mouth. Nothing teaches you to watch
Speaker 1: your freaking mouth like a little rap across the beak.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is this, I understand your mom or
Speaker 1: dad might be a COVID psychopath who's told you maskoup
Speaker 1: where your gloves, drowning hand sanitizer, and tell your friends too. Son,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You're gonna lip off to
Speaker 1: somebody the wrong way one day, and you're going to
Speaker 1: regret it. Keep your mouth shut and mind your manners,
Speaker 1: all right. Your mouth shut and mind your manners all right,
Speaker 1: Joaukein in Pennsylvania, Go yeah, Jess, I probably keep my
Speaker 1: mouth shut till yeah. But you know, when they labeled
Speaker 1: something as misinformation, you know that the truth is hiding
Speaker 1: in there somewhere, you know. And when they said that
Speaker 1: this thing about biolabs or bioweapon labs in Ukrane being misinformation,
Speaker 1: I don't know. But then the other thing that I
Speaker 1: have too is that there's been that clip that one
Speaker 1: around them of Joe Biden as a senator a number
Speaker 1: of years ago saying a sure fire way to start
Speaker 1: a war would be to admit the Walkins and Ukraine Intonato. Okay,
Speaker 1: so what do him and Lensky do? They get together
Speaker 1: and they sign the paperwork to try and get Ukraine
Speaker 1: admitted into Intonado. You know, that's a part of this.
Speaker 1: We haven't talked about a lot because no one's rooting
Speaker 1: for Prutin. Definitely not me, you know, no one. No
Speaker 1: one's out there rooting for Putin. But if you ever
Speaker 1: have to give an alternate perspective on something, why would
Speaker 1: you try to move NATO closer to the to Russia.
Speaker 1: Of course he's going to take that as an act
Speaker 1: of aggression. Of course he is. They're trying to move
Speaker 1: him NATO country right next door, all right, Sam in
Speaker 1: San Diego, Go, Yes, I just want to say thank
Speaker 1: you with Jesse forget about helping Ukraine and NATO countries.
Speaker 1: I spent some time in the military I've been overseas
Speaker 1: after there's a storm. I went to Europe, some NATO
Speaker 1: country civilians. Oh dang it, I hung up on him.
Speaker 1: That was don't ask me why my finger was on
Speaker 1: the button. I slipped. Okay, it's slipped. It's sorry. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. We are breaking news anyway. Breaking. Jesse Smolett
Speaker 1: will serve thirty months felony probation, pay a restitution of
Speaker 1: one hundred and six thousand dollars, a fine of twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars, and serve one hundred and fifty days
Speaker 1: in Cook County jail beginning today. Unless we forget, let's
Speaker 1: take a little walk down memory lane, shall we. You see,
Speaker 1: at one point in time, we all woke up to
Speaker 1: the news in the morning that there were some kind
Speaker 1: of a hate crime perpetuated against a an actor, and
Speaker 1: we all thought, okay, well, that's that's not good. I
Speaker 1: wonder if that's true. And then and then we dug
Speaker 1: into it a little more and we thought, okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: a black actor got assaulted by Trump supporters at two
Speaker 1: in the morning in Chicago. And just in case you
Speaker 1: don't remember, this was Jesse Smollett's interview with Robin Roberts. Gosh,
Speaker 1: this is the best. There is no doubt in your
Speaker 1: mind what motivated this attack. I could only go off
Speaker 1: of their words. I mean, who says empire this Maga
Speaker 1: Country ties a noose around your neck and pours bleach
Speaker 1: on you, and this is just a friendly fight. I
Speaker 1: will never be the man that this did not happen to.
Speaker 1: This is Maga Country. Yes, downtown Chicago, huge Maga area. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what. It's nothing but red, white and
Speaker 1: blue hot dogs and fireworks down there, baby, cos that's
Speaker 1: never gonna stop being funny. This is Maga Country. And
Speaker 1: remember remember what he showed up? He called the cops,
Speaker 1: and the cops showed up, and he still had the
Speaker 1: noose around his neck, like you couldn't think, whoops, oh whoops,
Speaker 1: it's still on there. I was so scared. All right,
Speaker 1: let's have a talk about inflation, and it's not going
Speaker 1: to be the same talk everyone else has had with
Speaker 1: you today about inflation. Oh, inflation sucks. Let's have an honest,
Speaker 1: hard talk about why we're here. Hint, it's not all
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's faults. And speaking of inflation, that seems like
Speaker 1: a really, really good time to mention. Please tell me
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Speaker 1: and admitted for the next twelve months inflation might be
Speaker 1: a significant problem. Twelve months of steady inflation. I mean,
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Speaker 1: It is to Jesse Kelly show. And yes, it is
Speaker 1: time to have an uncomfortable conversation. We had those from
Speaker 1: time to time, right coming the whole the whole show
Speaker 1: can't be far jokes? Get it? What, Chris, It's time
Speaker 1: to have an uncomfortable talk. Are you guys drinking beer?
Speaker 1: I swear you guys are the most irresponsible children. Gosh,
Speaker 1: it's I'm over here grinding doing a radio show. You
Speaker 1: know how hard it is to talk for three hours?
Speaker 1: That's real workfellas and they're all they're eating chips. They're
Speaker 1: eating chips and drinking beer. This is embarrassing, all right. Anyway,
Speaker 1: before we have the uncomfortable talk about inflation, and it
Speaker 1: is going to be uncomfortable. Are you protected physically if
Speaker 1: you go out to your car right now, Maybe you're
Speaker 1: in your car. Let's say you're heading towards a red light,
Speaker 1: you stop, bad man comes towards you. What are you
Speaker 1: going to do about it? What can you do about it?
Speaker 1: Do you have a hero gun yet? Look, maybe you're
Speaker 1: not a weapons person, which is fine. Maybe you are,
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Speaker 1: uncomfortable conversation part of the inflation thing, let's first address
Speaker 1: what democrats have been saying about inflation for quite some time.
Speaker 1: Or John Barrasso argues that it will overheat the economy
Speaker 1: and fuel inflation. What's your response, I totally disagree. Here's
Speaker 1: the deal with inflation is that if we do not
Speaker 1: get the root cause of these price increases right, then
Speaker 1: policy decisions could be made that could really negatively impact
Speaker 1: your life. And we're not even remotely close to a
Speaker 1: point to say that we're at rising inflation. The fears
Speaker 1: of inflation are being overblown. The consensus seems to be
Speaker 1: that we're okay. What we're dealing with now, I guess
Speaker 1: arguably is a certain transitory situation. The inflation we're seeing
Speaker 1: in the economy right now is passing, transitory and manageable
Speaker 1: if you're working. The impact of inflation is actually quite small.
Speaker 1: The economist at this point anticipate that this will be temporary.
Speaker 1: When you look at what actual prices are going up,
Speaker 1: it's in very specific sectors. If this was an overall
Speaker 1: inflationary issue, we would see prices going up in relatively
Speaker 1: equal amounts across the board. No matter what the good is,
Speaker 1: I think things are going to level out. It seems
Speaker 1: to be a little bit, and part of that is
Speaker 1: actually not a bad thing. There's a general consensus among
Speaker 1: economists that a little bit of inflation would actually be
Speaker 1: a good thing. Actually, prior to COVID nineteen, we were
Speaker 1: under our inflation targets. You know, the FED sets an
Speaker 1: inflation target of two to three percent. We were not
Speaker 1: reaching that for many, many years, and so this also
Speaker 1: could be a natural rebalancing of our economy. I think
Speaker 1: that our focus on inflation in the midst of this
Speaker 1: crisis is inappropriate. Do you not thinkocrats are to blame
Speaker 1: our Democrat policies for rising inflation? Yes? No, you get
Speaker 1: the idea uncomfortable conversation time. Yes, Joe Biden has been
Speaker 1: a disaster when it comes to inflation. They got into
Speaker 1: office fourteen months ago, I believe it is, and they
Speaker 1: have spent like drunken sailors. Ever since they just passed
Speaker 1: another one point five trillion dollar bill. Joe Biden has
Speaker 1: been awful when it comes to inflation. You ready for
Speaker 1: this gonna hurt you ready? Joe Biden is not the
Speaker 1: main reason we have inflation. I know, I know that
Speaker 1: hurts to hear. I know he's the one we all
Speaker 1: want to point fingers at. I totally get it. You
Speaker 1: know why we have inflation because people in the United
Speaker 1: States of America don't understand how economies work, how businesses work,
Speaker 1: how one business works in conjunction with another business, and
Speaker 1: this moves here, and this moving part moves there, and
Speaker 1: you have trillions of moving parts that work together to
Speaker 1: keep a twenty trillion dollar economy going. But they don't
Speaker 1: understand that. And they think if a chest cold gets
Speaker 1: to America, you can just point to the economy and
Speaker 1: say stop, hey, just pause, guys, Just where's the remote?
Speaker 1: Do we have a remote? This is like Netflix, Hold on,
Speaker 1: here's the remote. Pause there, the economy stopped, and then
Speaker 1: once all the sicky poos go away, then we'll just
Speaker 1: hold it up and we'll hit unpaused and it'll just
Speaker 1: start again. That's what people think in this country. We
Speaker 1: paused the economy. We destroyed an economy. WI took vital,
Speaker 1: vital parts of that twenty trillion dollar economy that worked together,
Speaker 1: and we decided that it was acceptable to wreck them
Speaker 1: in the name of coronavirus. And and oh wait, there's more.
Speaker 1: After wrecking the economy, we then chose to start printing
Speaker 1: money like no and had ever seen before, no one
Speaker 1: had ever seen before, and that did not take place
Speaker 1: under Joe Biden. We printed eighty percent of the money
Speaker 1: in existence in the last two years. Oh but wait,
Speaker 1: there's more. After that, we then passed trillions with eight
Speaker 1: trillions of dollars in spending bills while the economy, economy
Speaker 1: was stopped, and while we were printing money inflation. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. Look, we're gonna get back to laughing
Speaker 1: in a minute. Do you want some real news. Here's
Speaker 1: some real news you won't hear anyone else. You haven't
Speaker 1: even seen the beginning of inflation. There are laws in economics.
Speaker 1: We can have opinions about taxes. We can have opinions
Speaker 1: about every issue, important, non important, doesn't matter, bord or abortion,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to talk about, we've talked about it.
Speaker 1: In legal immigration, we can have opinions, we can have
Speaker 1: different philosophies. When it comes to economics, there are laws,
Speaker 1: laws that cannot be broken. One of those laws is
Speaker 1: when you print undbacked currency, you devalue the dollar. We
Speaker 1: walked up to a printing press and printed trillions of
Speaker 1: dollars while stopping an economy, all in the name of
Speaker 1: a virus with well over ninety nine percent survivability. And
Speaker 1: what's that saying? Go from the Adventures movies, the bill
Speaker 1: comes due, All the bill's coming now, And so I know,
Speaker 1: I understand. Look, I get it, I get it. Joe
Speaker 1: Biden's president. He's an idiot, he sucks, he's screwed everything up.
Speaker 1: We all hate his guts anyway. So it's easy to
Speaker 1: look at this headline right here, inflation and source to
Speaker 1: seven point nine percent in February with no end in sight.
Speaker 1: It's easy to look at that headline and go, ah,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden, this is all his fault, stinking Joe. Nope,
Speaker 1: not on the show. And I hate Joe Biden. And yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's made it worse. I know that he's made it worse. Nope, sorry,
Speaker 1: fifteen days to slow the spread. Sound familiar. Remember that
Speaker 1: seems like it was only yesterday. Well, yeah, we'll We'll
Speaker 1: just stop everything for fifteen days. That's how it works, right,
Speaker 1: It'll start right back up again, no problem, no supply
Speaker 1: chain issues, no market disruptions. And then that turned into
Speaker 1: thirty It turned into well, hopefully Easter, remember that, I
Speaker 1: remember that, Oh, hopefully Easter. On and on and on
Speaker 1: and on and on. It went on and on and
Speaker 1: on and on. I went right here on the radio.
Speaker 1: If you were listening back then, you remember I told
Speaker 1: you what was coming. Now it's here. I'm not done, okay,