1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's phone 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 1: to half time. And I'm just gonna come out and 7 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: say it right now, Okay, I love old people. Yeah, 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 1: why does that feel weird? Would you say that? Are 9 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: you talking about like you love your grandma? Or I'm serious? 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: Senior citizens are great. Okay, They're wise, they can be 11 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: really funny. They have a great perspective on life and 12 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: like what's important. Okay, I feel like there's a butt coming. 13 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: The one thing they're not great at is modern technology. 14 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 1: And that's why for today's call, I pose as an 15 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: elderly gentleman calling from Apple Tech Support, which probably isn't 16 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: the best career choice for a guy who's almost ninety 17 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 1: eight years old, but you know what, he's gonna try 18 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: his hardest to get the job done. Know, it's your 19 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:11,040 Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now, it's on the twenty. Hello, 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: good day, My name's Cornelius Jones. I'm calling from Apple 21 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: Tech Support this mister r Yeah, Hell, hello sir, how 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: are you doing this? Fine morning? I'm okay, how are you? 23 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,960 Speaker 1: I'm great. I was just calling because you were chatting 24 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 1: with an associative mine another the web chat thing here 25 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: and bober you know, yeah cha on Apple support me. 26 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's the one. You apparently were frustrated 27 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: that it was gonna take two whole days to get 28 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: an appointment for you to come in and have us 29 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: look at your phone. Oh yeah, I was allowed to 30 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: say I'm tired. Hello, yeah, hello, hello, Hi Hi. Yeah, okay, 31 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: So what's the purpose of the phone call? So I 32 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: might be able to help because I've been dealing with 33 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: phones all my life. So let's find out what we're 34 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: working with your is it a keypad or rotary? What 35 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 1: does the phone have a big wheel on the front 36 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: with notches in their free fingers? And is it just 37 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 1: the keypad thinging? Oh no, it doesn't have the wheel. 38 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: It's an iPhone eleven. Yeah, I know, I'm just with you. What, Yeah, 39 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: I got you? You use Sellennials are easier to brank 40 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: than my toothless pooch on Christmas morning. Yeah, who's give 41 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: him a fake cam here, dumb dog? What are you 42 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: talking about? You know, I actually retired about twenty eight 43 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,679 Speaker 1: years ago, but you know, I do this job now 44 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:11,399 Speaker 1: so I could talk to people. Okay, you know it's good, 45 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: it's good for the brain. They said, do you do 46 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend? Are you sure? Yeah? You you single? 47 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: Or you got a main? Squeeze over about my phone? 48 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: You know, because I used to have a girlfriend. That's wonderful. Yeah, 49 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 1: she got she got to plague COVID. No, the first one, 50 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: the bubonic one. I'm sorry to hear about that. Oh yeah, no, 51 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: it's okay. She survived it. She actually died from an 52 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: ear infection a couple of years later. What medicine wasn't 53 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: the same back in the nineteen twenties, I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah, 54 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: that's that's unfortunate. Help me with the phone, Um getting 55 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,119 Speaker 1: an appointment? Oh yeah, okay, let's get back to your 56 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: phone thing. You know, I get paid by the job. 57 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: You're Poppa ain't making too much money listening to you, 58 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: yammer on, So tell me why when you purchased that phone? There? 59 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yammer on? You don't like 60 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: doing all of the talking. Okay, okay, Marlon Brando, you 61 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: think you're a big shot. Tell me when you got 62 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 1: your phone about two years ago? What does that matter? Okay, 63 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: let me I'm gonna look up over here on the 64 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: internet there. Hello. Hello. Oh, I can't believe that. Hello. Hello, 65 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 1: He's sorry about that. I was just resting my eyes 66 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:45,279 Speaker 1: for a second. How can I help you? Are you serious? 67 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,279 Speaker 1: You are looking up my phone and you fell asleep. 68 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah? Is is he 69 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: a rotary phone? Not just for your fingers? Oh? No? No? Oh? 70 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 1: You keep Can you want to be with an appointment? Yes? 71 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,599 Speaker 1: Or no? Like God, You're wasting too much of my 72 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,040 Speaker 1: time here. I can't do this all day. Okay, well 73 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: neither can I there because my sadic nerves acting up now. 74 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: Not a lot of fiber already, so I gotta go 75 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,919 Speaker 1: use the John. Can you transform me to someone else? Please? 76 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 1: I wish I could, but I'm just with you. Excuse me. 77 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,479 Speaker 1: This is actually a great phone call. What are you 78 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah? This is actually jeff from the radio 79 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a 80 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god. Yeah, your girlfriend 81 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 1: Kendra set you up for this. I was like, what's 82 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: the if they hire the odist guy that can to 83 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 1: work at Apple Texts before you're durn tooting, they did. 84 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 1: I'm turning ninety eight tomorrow. Oh you're good man. That 85 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 1: is good if your birthday to me, Oh my god, 86 00:05:54,600 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 1: this might be the last one. Grandpa Every Morning with 87 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: Foo taps weekday mornings on the twenties.