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Speaker 1: Goat is in greatest of all time, Tom Brady if

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Speaker 2: Not the bearded can eating beast.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what that reminds me? This is this

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Speaker 1: Christy home of South Dakota. Dog had it coming in

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not a dog.

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Speaker 1: I'm not either. I just support them anyway. There are

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Speaker 3: Because you put it in a part of a chapter

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Speaker 4: This has been a story that my political opponents have

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Speaker 2: Everybody not know this since you're newer to the show,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the day the California condor was bothering Michael and

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Speaker 1: Animals that volunteered to be on plates? All right, enough

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Speaker 2: Oh, you shot the dog, then you took the goat

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Speaker 1: that one either, k Bluie, That's not what occurred.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to read Cat in a bucket.

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Speaker 1: O sing one and thing two. It's just it's just terrible.

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Speaker 1: couple of these jokes? That was the original plan? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: President Trump, for the first time in his trial, wrote

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Speaker 5: a message on a yellow post a note and handed

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Speaker 5: it to his lawyer while he was making an argument.

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Speaker 5: The post it read, simply can't pay you.

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Speaker 1: That's jo If you know Trump's history is a developer.

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Speaker 1: That's a pretty good joke. All right, let's do number five.

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Speaker 5: An eleven day cruise is being offered next year from

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Speaker 5: Miami to the Caribbean in which passengers will be nude.

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Speaker 5: The cruise will offer pickleball, cornhole and also games.

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Speaker 1: Play that one on the air. Yeah, that's rough, speaking

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Speaker 1: of things probably shouldn't be aired. Six.

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Speaker 5: A new a new report chronicles a disorder called sexsomnia,

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Speaker 5: The report was written by someone named Phil Fosby.

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Speaker 2: Pretty cool, that's what's that reference to Bill Cosby?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Got it, got it, Phil Fosby. Sorry, did they show

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Speaker 1: a picture? That's yeah? Okay, any nose and glasses. It's

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Speaker 1: like you usually get jokes. I get it.

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Speaker 2: Usually I get jokes that's good.

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Speaker 1: And this is you just want to hit ten and

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Speaker 1: then call it good. This is just interesting. Ah, Michael,

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Speaker 1: anything we need to know about this one?

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Speaker 2: No, I just didn't know about this.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 6: A lot of employers are using AI to scan resumes

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Speaker 6: before they even read them. The problem there is that

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Speaker 6: AI will say you're not a good fit if the

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Speaker 6: formatting is an AI friendly. Sorry, I don't know how

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Speaker 6: to make a resume AI friendly. Step one, you're going

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Speaker 6: to highlight the entire job description and you are going

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Speaker 6: to copy it then paste it onto your resume. Then

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Speaker 6: you're going to make that text super tiny and in

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Speaker 6: white ink, so it's not visible to the human eye,

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Speaker 6: but to AI it still sees it and it reads

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Speaker 6: every keyword that is there, so your resume looks like

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Speaker 6: it's a great fit.

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Speaker 2: Interesting.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, that plucky young lady's got some good advice.

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Speaker 2: So all the who's and whovill marched to the gravel

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Speaker 2: pit what they had going wah? Alright, Well, I guess

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Speaker 2: that's it.