WEBVTT - The Bad Babysitter

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tapp? All right, scary,

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<v Speaker 2>explain your phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>Patty wants the phone tap her husband Richard.

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<v Speaker 3>See, Patty's a stay at home mom and sometimes likes

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<v Speaker 3>to go out for the day and leave their son

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<v Speaker 3>Lane with a babysitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that doesn't sit too well with Richard because he

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<v Speaker 1>hates this and because they've had bad experiences. So Patty

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<v Speaker 1>starts to call to her husband and then I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to jump in as the bad babysitter. Babysitter scary, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go, Richard.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, well, I've got home and the house is a

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<v Speaker 2>total mess.

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<v Speaker 3>And why is it a mess?

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, I had to leave Lane with my friend Michelle's

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<v Speaker 2>son Adam. And when I got.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have to leave him?

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<v Speaker 2>I had to get a pedicure and I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear it. So basically, like I came home, your

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<v Speaker 2>your comic books were on the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know how many of them were ripped.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think many. But no, sadly, I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>You were leave our song with some stranger comes in.

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<v Speaker 4>This is of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh? Well, Michelle is a nice lady. I figured her son.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care of.

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<v Speaker 4>Michelle is a nice way.

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<v Speaker 2>You have more son, and he rules my house. He

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<v Speaker 2>didn't ruin the whole house. But a couple of your

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<v Speaker 2>comics books were on the floor and you and this

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<v Speaker 2>kid comes over and touch whip them up.

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<v Speaker 3>Some those think you can replace. No, I didn't talk

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<v Speaker 3>to him. No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I can call him on three way. But you have

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<v Speaker 2>to calm down. You have to relax to go number fine,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, hold on, Hello. This is Lane's mom. Patricia

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<v Speaker 2>is your son. Okay, he's fine, He's fine, He'll be

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<v Speaker 2>fine to be Okay, you do to him?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>This is my husband, Richard.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what the hell did you doing to my son?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have to?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>We had a good time. I think we really bonded,

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<v Speaker 1>but things didn't go right. I don't know. I need

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<v Speaker 1>something to wipe up. The spill was what we can

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<v Speaker 1>started a paper college. I thought it was the comic

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<v Speaker 1>strips from the newspapers.

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<v Speaker 3>But when you what's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>My colleage books spilled.

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<v Speaker 3>Spew wine spilled on the rug and win over the

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<v Speaker 3>wine while you're watching my son?

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<v Speaker 1>It fell out of his sippy cup.

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<v Speaker 3>You wont sippy cup?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know it was wine. At first I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was grape juice. But are you kidding? Cup fell over, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, oh, write you all the way to back

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<v Speaker 4>rope college books. Son, you're starting to get a little,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, fidgety and stuff. I figured, you know, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 4>chill kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what was wine?

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<v Speaker 3>You fed it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>As I found out it was wine, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna take it away, but then I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all good. He's eventually gonna drink it anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you mean he's four years old?

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<v Speaker 4>Four years old, you don't beat the wine like a

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<v Speaker 4>brain damage.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know what, get two slaps? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to call me in college?

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<v Speaker 2>This was curious as so why my vibrator was sitting

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor next to all the transformers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it was in between the Christians of the sofa.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>He's usually it as a gun, the big gun in

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<v Speaker 4>the artillery. No, man, he's just discovered it on his own.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I'm like that with it right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't play with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Take it away from them. I did take it away

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<v Speaker 4>from him once he started chewing on it. Missus Scary

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<v Speaker 4>Jones from Held Just the Ran in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 4>Patty's phone tapping you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio play? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>The Morning? I can't believe you would.

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<v Speaker 3>Picure.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And so was your wife's vibrator.

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<v Speaker 2>On top. That was