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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran's phone tapp? All right, scary,

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Speaker 2: explain your phone tap?

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Speaker 1: Patty wants the phone tap her husband Richard.

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Speaker 3: See, Patty's a stay at home mom and sometimes likes

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Speaker 3: to go out for the day and leave their son

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Speaker 3: Lane with a babysitter.

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Speaker 1: Well, that doesn't sit too well with Richard because he

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Speaker 1: hates this and because they've had bad experiences. So Patty

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Speaker 1: starts to call to her husband and then I'm going

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Speaker 1: to jump in as the bad babysitter. Babysitter scary, here

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Speaker 1: we go, Richard.

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Speaker 2: Hey, well, I've got home and the house is a

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Speaker 2: total mess.

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Speaker 3: And why is it a mess?

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Speaker 2: Basically, I had to leave Lane with my friend Michelle's

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Speaker 2: son Adam. And when I got.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to leave him?

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Speaker 2: I had to get a pedicure and I don't want

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Speaker 2: to hear it. So basically, like I came home, your

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Speaker 2: your comic books were on the floor.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how many of them were ripped.

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Speaker 2: I don't think many. But no, sadly, I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 3: You were leave our song with some stranger comes in.

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Speaker 4: This is of the house.

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Huh? Well, Michelle is a nice lady. I figured her son.

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Speaker 1: I don't care of.

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Speaker 4: Michelle is a nice way.

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Speaker 2: You have more son, and he rules my house. He

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Speaker 2: didn't ruin the whole house. But a couple of your

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Speaker 2: comics books were on the floor and you and this

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Speaker 2: kid comes over and touch whip them up.

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Speaker 3: Some those think you can replace. No, I didn't talk

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Speaker 3: to him. No, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I can call him on three way. But you have

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Speaker 2: to calm down. You have to relax to go number fine,

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Speaker 2: hold on, hold on, Hello. This is Lane's mom. Patricia

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Speaker 2: is your son. Okay, he's fine, He's fine, He'll be

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Speaker 2: fine to be Okay, you do to him?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: This is my husband, Richard.

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Speaker 1: This is what the hell did you doing to my son?

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Speaker 2: Did you have to?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: We had a good time. I think we really bonded,

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Speaker 1: but things didn't go right. I don't know. I need

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Speaker 1: something to wipe up. The spill was what we can

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Speaker 1: started a paper college. I thought it was the comic

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Speaker 1: strips from the newspapers.

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Speaker 3: But when you what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: My colleage books spilled.

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Speaker 3: Spew wine spilled on the rug and win over the

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Speaker 3: wine while you're watching my son?

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Speaker 1: It fell out of his sippy cup.

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Speaker 3: You wont sippy cup?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it was wine. At first I thought

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Speaker 1: it was grape juice. But are you kidding? Cup fell over, and.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, write you all the way to back

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Speaker 4: rope college books. Son, you're starting to get a little,

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Speaker 4: you know, fidgety and stuff. I figured, you know, hey, man,

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Speaker 4: chill kids.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what was wine?

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Speaker 3: You fed it?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 3: As I found out it was wine, I was like,

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Speaker 3: I was gonna take it away, but then I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's all good. He's eventually gonna drink it anyway.

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Speaker 2: So what do you mean he's four years old?

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Speaker 4: Four years old, you don't beat the wine like a

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Speaker 4: brain damage.

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Speaker 1: Like you know what, get two slaps? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: You want to call me in college?

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Speaker 2: This was curious as so why my vibrator was sitting

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Speaker 2: on the floor next to all the transformers.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was in between the Christians of the sofa.

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Speaker 3: So I don't know.

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Speaker 4: He's usually it as a gun, the big gun in

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Speaker 4: the artillery. No, man, he's just discovered it on his own.

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Speaker 1: But then I'm like that with it right, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you can't play with that.

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Speaker 4: Take it away from them. I did take it away

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Speaker 4: from him once he started chewing on it. Missus Scary

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Speaker 4: Jones from Held Just the Ran in the Morning Show,

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Speaker 4: Patty's phone tapping you.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio play? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: The Morning? I can't believe you would.

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Speaker 3: Picure.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a joke.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And so was your wife's vibrator.

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Speaker 2: On top. That was