WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Secret Mission

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update date.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if you remember this, but a few

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<v Speaker 2>months ago, one of our listeners named Michael did an

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<v Speaker 2>awkward Tuesday phone call because he had this female friend

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<v Speaker 2>who was complaining to him about how lonely she was

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. Yeah, so he wanted to convince his

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<v Speaker 2>best friend to date her just to get miss sad

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<v Speaker 2>face out of his hand.

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<v Speaker 3>I do remember that. I can't remember how it turned out,

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<v Speaker 3>but I remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't really matter.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we did a good enough job helping him

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<v Speaker 2>with that situation that Michael now trusts us completely, so

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<v Speaker 2>much so that almost a year later, he wants us

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<v Speaker 2>to do a second date update far Michael, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Good to have you back on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, Hey, it's great to be back. Thanks for Does

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<v Speaker 4>it feel to.

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<v Speaker 3>Lower your standards of advice this lie?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think you guys are going to help me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, it is our honor and privilege to be

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<v Speaker 2>able to assist you with your love life today, Michael,

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<v Speaker 2>So tell us what's going on.

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<v Speaker 4>I want you to know that before I started, even

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<v Speaker 4>before I had you guys help me advice with my friend,

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<v Speaker 4>I was in a long relationship before them. It ended messy.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was definitely taking a long break from dating.

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<v Speaker 4>But now I'm back out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I'm so all right.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I'm finally got on the apps. But why

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<v Speaker 4>I need your advice is somebody I met in real life,

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<v Speaker 4>not on the apps.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's fun. How'd you do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? Her name's Meghan, and I met her at the

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<v Speaker 4>grocery store.

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<v Speaker 5>That's like such a stereotype. People say the best place

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<v Speaker 5>to meet a chick?

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<v Speaker 3>Did they really say?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know why, but they.

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<v Speaker 3>Say that the store.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so romantic at the grocery store, especially when they

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<v Speaker 2>have the thunder over by the produce section.

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<v Speaker 1>Rainstorm. Dude, how did you need Meghan? There?

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<v Speaker 4>Just we caught each other's eyes, and then we kept

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<v Speaker 4>finding each other in almost every eye.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I needed bread. That's kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, to the point where like she jokingly had to

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<v Speaker 4>ask me, are you following me? With a smile.

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<v Speaker 6>I I'll tell you when women say that, it's like

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<v Speaker 6>joking but also.

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<v Speaker 1>One spray.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah all right, you know, I asked her right back though,

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<v Speaker 4>are you following me? And that that started off like

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<v Speaker 4>a small conversation. We just talked about what was in

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<v Speaker 4>our cart, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you're gonna make tacos tonight.

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<v Speaker 6>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. You guys went deep on that first convo. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that led to me asking for her number. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I got her number.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that lets make you feel really confident after, like

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<v Speaker 2>you said, you went through that tough breakup for like

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<v Speaker 2>a year ago. Finally going out into the world and

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<v Speaker 2>meeting somebody that you connect with instantly.

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<v Speaker 3>What have people been complaining about? This is so easy?

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't lead to an actual date.

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<v Speaker 7>It did.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and there was no ghosting involved.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, look how jaded we all are in this room.

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<v Speaker 1>You really met again? Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you're jumping ahead. There was some ghosting, so okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean we we did meet up. I suggested we

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<v Speaker 4>go out for dinner and like at a restaurant, just to

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<v Speaker 4>get to know her more. But she countered with just like,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't feel like going out. Can we just watch

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<v Speaker 4>a movie? And I said sure, and she suggested my place.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it? Or I mean like you because I feel

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<v Speaker 6>like it's a good sign for just like a one

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<v Speaker 6>night hangout situation.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a good sign if you're I just meant.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a good sign that she's comfortable enough to come

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<v Speaker 5>to you.

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<v Speaker 1>She stole Brooks line. I think it's so how did

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<v Speaker 1>it go?

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<v Speaker 4>I felt very comfortable and relaxed. We just all we

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<v Speaker 4>ended up doing was just watching a movie, had a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys fool around.

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<v Speaker 4>That's no, didn't leave any of that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay, it's the first hangout.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is a books hang out.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not wrong, jeff So.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I thought the night would go a little longer,

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<v Speaker 4>but she said she had to go and get something

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<v Speaker 4>from her car real quick. She's like, I got to

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<v Speaker 4>run in my car real quick. I didn't even think

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<v Speaker 4>of it. I was having a good time, and that's

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<v Speaker 4>when she just never came back.

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<v Speaker 3>Lead whoa.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like that's something Alexis would do, Like she

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<v Speaker 6>just doesn't know how to.

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<v Speaker 3>I really would.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally dip out, like, oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, I looved it.

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<v Speaker 6>It when you're king someone at a second bar, like

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<v Speaker 6>a restaurant to a bars like see you there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a little concerning, though. Did you reach out

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<v Speaker 1>to her afterwards?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I was concerned. I'm like, I hope no one snatched

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<v Speaker 4>her up or something like he did. I called, I

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<v Speaker 4>even called the number, I mean, no reply for quite

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<v Speaker 4>a bit, and then she finally got back to me,

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<v Speaker 4>and all she just sent the text over and it

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<v Speaker 4>just said, hey, sorry, it's not going to work out

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<v Speaker 4>between us. That was it.

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<v Speaker 5>And we're so jaded. You're reight because I think that's polite.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, oh, that's nice, but into his face.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's weird that there's no explanation for why exactly

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<v Speaker 2>after she invited herself to hang out at your apartment.

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<v Speaker 6>But I don't feel like your own explanation after only

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<v Speaker 6>one hangout.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeff like that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a good point too.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like that's the same like they But we

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<v Speaker 3>want it? Do you do you want to see her again?

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to know what was the turn off

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm confused. Was it my apartment? Was it something

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<v Speaker 4>I did? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that you're blaming yourself. That's a good start.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, this might.

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<v Speaker 4>To me being embarrassed. Who care, Let's find out what

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<v Speaker 4>I did so I can you know you're if.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something wrong that you're doing, it's good to know

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<v Speaker 2>it up ahead of time. So let's come back. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna call Meghan for you, Michael. Oh so weird Brooks

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<v Speaker 2>husband and Brook's best friend's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think about that when we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Our next fall year and you took her line. Second

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<v Speaker 2>date update right after this hold on second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the comeback after the romantic setback, followed by

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<v Speaker 2>a slight drawback. Okay, because our listener Michael finally got

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<v Speaker 2>back into the dating game after going through a tough

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<v Speaker 2>breakup about a year ago. Didn't find his match online though,

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<v Speaker 2>found her in the grocery store holding two big candilopes.

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<v Speaker 1>At least that's Jose's dream of how they met.

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<v Speaker 2>But her name was Megan, and eventually they arranged a

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<v Speaker 2>little Netflix and chill night back at Michael's apartment, which

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<v Speaker 2>went really well.

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<v Speaker 3>And her idea that very important.

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<v Speaker 2>Things kind of fell apart though when she said she

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<v Speaker 2>had to grab something from her car and never returned.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm wondering if.

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<v Speaker 6>She was hoping for something more that never was materializing.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't, Yeah, yeah, watched the whole movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was was the had to grab something from

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<v Speaker 2>the car thing a lie?

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis says, yes, from experience, but we.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know that, yes, we do.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know anything for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>We do know it's not a good signed on what.

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<v Speaker 1>A lie is.

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<v Speaker 6>She didn't want to be there, okay, that she lied, yes,

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<v Speaker 6>but again.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>We just know it's not a good sign. Also, not

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<v Speaker 2>a good sign. Megan texted him days later, confirming it's

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna work.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I know after all those things, Jeff, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very we needed to be impartial people in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle here. Isn't that right, Michael? You want an impartial

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<v Speaker 2>audience like I am.

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<v Speaker 4>Very hopeful that I'm gonna get something positive out of this.

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<v Speaker 4>It will be an easy correction to make.

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<v Speaker 3>I think your positivity is really sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear the condescending.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not hopeful to get another day out of this.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not like trying to get back with me. I

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<v Speaker 4>just wanted to become better at dating.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, And that's sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>It is sweet that you think you can get better. Okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we're all going to try our best for you here, Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's call Meghan for you and see if she answers

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<v Speaker 2>and what she has to say. Here we go, Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>we're looking to talk with Meghan speaking.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh okay, Meghan, Hey, hello, you're awfully I'm a group

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<v Speaker 8>phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I don't know if you realize you're on

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<v Speaker 2>the radio right now with a show called Brook and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the show? Meghan?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, guys, I guess okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to deal with this positivity on

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<v Speaker 1>the other end. We don't normally get this.

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<v Speaker 3>We got two positive people that we've talked to.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. You don't know this, Megan.

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<v Speaker 2>But earlier the other positive person we spoke to was

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<v Speaker 2>a guy named Michael that you went on a date with.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>We love his energy too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh my god, you sound excited.

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<v Speaker 7>But well, I don't know what Okay, wait, you said Michael,

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<v Speaker 7>like Michael called you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well, because we're doing something called a second date update,

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<v Speaker 2>we're trying to help him figure out if when you

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<v Speaker 2>two hung out and did Netflix over at his apartment,

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<v Speaker 2>if something went wrong during that night, cause.

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<v Speaker 6>Well he knows something went wrong because you left and

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<v Speaker 6>didn't come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we don't know what the problem was, if it

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<v Speaker 2>was on your end, if it was something he did.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my gosh, I cannot believe this is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>A limited times, so we need to have you believe sooner.

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<v Speaker 1>So start to believe. You're on the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you excited to hear Michael's name again?

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know if I excited Okay, Okay, embarrassed? Absolutely

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<v Speaker 8>why I thought it was?

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<v Speaker 3>What happened?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, I don't even know where to begin at. I

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<v Speaker 7>really don't even know if.

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<v Speaker 6>I show you know, we love humiliating stories. We are

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<v Speaker 6>walking embarrassments to everyone that we know, like you were

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<v Speaker 6>in the right company.

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<v Speaker 2>We're really just trying to help out Michael because he's

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<v Speaker 2>really concerned feeling like he did something wrong on the date.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so let me just say, I've never done anything

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<v Speaker 7>like this before.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, Alexi says that on the first

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<v Speaker 1>date too.

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<v Speaker 7>Seriously, guys, I'm a good person, I promise.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you talking about with anything?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay? So, so I kind of didn't bump into Michael

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<v Speaker 7>at the grocery store, like not by accident.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean what?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know if he told you, like we met

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<v Speaker 7>in a grocery store or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you said you guys like randomly kept bumping into

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<v Speaker 2>each other kind of multiple times in the store.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, I'm kind of like, I know his ex girlfriend. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>like we're in a book club together, so you know,

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<v Speaker 7>we're girl pals. We chill, we talk, you know.

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<v Speaker 6>And wait, so you saw him in the grocery store

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<v Speaker 6>by chance or you went there because you knew he

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<v Speaker 6>was gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I kind of followed him there because oh why.

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<v Speaker 7>He basically was like banking one day, and she was like,

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<v Speaker 7>my ex boyfriend won't give me back my guitar, So

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<v Speaker 7>my thing leads to the next and yeah, so we

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<v Speaker 7>kind of set up to, you know, run into Michael

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<v Speaker 7>as they store.

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<v Speaker 6>The whole thing was a setup so you could go

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<v Speaker 6>in and steal her guitar back.

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<v Speaker 3>He could you leave with the guitar.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't steal anything. That's her Oh y yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>If that's what she says, is this one really happens

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<v Speaker 2>at book club?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't read any books.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, you do the book for like fifteen twenty minutes,

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<v Speaker 6>you discuss it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you plut revenge against all of your ex

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<v Speaker 1>for the rest of the time.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, if it needs to happen, it needs to happen.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, she's not getting revenge. She's just trying to

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<v Speaker 6>get her guitar back. That's different. I have had reconnaissance

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<v Speaker 6>missions like this myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's like another twenty minute long story that

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<v Speaker 2>we don't need to get into the important thing that

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<v Speaker 2>we need to get to here. Megan is letting you

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<v Speaker 2>know that Michael is actually on the other line right

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<v Speaker 2>now listening to this conversation.

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<v Speaker 7>Way, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's not like you're ever going to see

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<v Speaker 3>him again.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, it kind of ruins your plan.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean, didn't she already get the guitar?

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<v Speaker 1>Michael? Are you hearing this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I do not know what to say right now. It's mineyful.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I really am.

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<v Speaker 4>That's unbelievable. Tell me, is a guitar from my house? Gone?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I slipped it outside the door when I went

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<v Speaker 7>to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so, I mean, devious coming.

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<v Speaker 3>But Jeffery is like, does you're stunned?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see this coming because, I mean, what is

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<v Speaker 2>the history of the guitar?

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<v Speaker 1>Whose guitar is it?

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<v Speaker 4>It's my exes? Yeah, like.

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<v Speaker 1>On it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a gift. I just held onto it. You

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<v Speaker 4>know it was a messy end. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>get into it at all, but I'm trying to get better,

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<v Speaker 4>Try to get better.

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<v Speaker 6>When you say it's a messy breakup, this makes it

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<v Speaker 6>a messy Yeah, you're not helping.

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<v Speaker 3>You are the issue.

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<v Speaker 2>Like some woe hold like onto the sweaters from their

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<v Speaker 2>ex boyfriends and try he holds onto his ex girlfriend's

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<v Speaker 2>guitar and cries and do.

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<v Speaker 3>It, which is offensive, dirty old sweatshirt.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm sorry, man. She just said like basically, you've

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<v Speaker 7>kept making excuses, so I wanted to help her out.

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<v Speaker 4>I just do want to see her kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't really about keeping it out of spider or anything.

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<v Speaker 7>I will say, like, you are a really nice guy,

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<v Speaker 7>Like you were really fitible, you were really cordial, You

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<v Speaker 7>didn't try anything crazy, and you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not even mad hearing about this like elaborate plan to

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<v Speaker 2>get the guitar back out from under your nose.

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<v Speaker 4>It's more amazing that you pulled it off than why

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<v Speaker 4>would I be angry about that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm amazing you didn't notice missing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well he doesn't, he doesn't, But is there still

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<v Speaker 2>like was there ever a romantic connection between YouTube Megan

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<v Speaker 2>and Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to make that happen, Isn't.

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<v Speaker 1>That the goal of this call?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry, Michael, I'm actually engaged.

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<v Speaker 5>So you guy, because you're engaged, know about it's.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, he knows all about it, and he thinks it's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>And oh my god, I'm happy I didn't make a move.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, okay, Well, clearly there's no connection between the

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<v Speaker 2>two of you. But Megan, Michael did want to get

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<v Speaker 2>some dating advice out of this segment. Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>any that you want to share with him to maybe

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<v Speaker 2>help him out going forward?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Michael, you definitely got to be more aware of

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<v Speaker 7>your surroundings and don't bring people to your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's you.

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<v Speaker 3>Notice one stopped you to a grocery store.

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<v Speaker 1>Just assume everybody wants to steal something from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, that is a hard real first date, Michael,

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<v Speaker 2>back in the dating world after a year.

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<v Speaker 1>This is set up to get your guitar out of

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<v Speaker 1>your apartment.

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<v Speaker 4>Lesson learned here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's rookie Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. At this point, if you're him, do you trust

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<v Speaker 2>anybody in the dating worlds going forward? At this point,

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<v Speaker 2>Are you just go straight to online dating with criminals

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<v Speaker 2>in prison?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, is there trust left in the dating world?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Current?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I think that he you know, he was

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<v Speaker 6>the one last shred of hope that we had and

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<v Speaker 6>that's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>That happened to me and I met somebody and found

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<v Speaker 2>out it was all just a scam to steal from

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<v Speaker 2>my apartment. That's where I'd be headed. Fellonflings dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm logging on and taking the easy way out. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna steal from me anyway, might as well just tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to just know.

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<v Speaker 3>I ended that feeling like it was all his fault.

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<v Speaker 3>He should have returned her stuff. Yeah that was a lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that for sure was a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's also not great to like create a whole

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<v Speaker 2>ruse about a romantic date and lead a guy on

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<v Speaker 2>just to steal from him.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if he's not giving a guitar back, I say,

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<v Speaker 3>do what you gotta do, That's what I say.

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<v Speaker 2>Justified, according to absolutely got a little something for themselves

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<v Speaker 2>out of there.

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<v Speaker 5>Luckily.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why the good news is he didn't seem devastated

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<v Speaker 1>by it. He was actually impressed that they were able

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<v Speaker 1>to pull it off, and he laughed.

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<v Speaker 5>He was like, well, I mean, I don't even play guitar.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, why wasn't he giving it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Something good came of it in the very end, and

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully we can bring some positivity to your dating life.

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<v Speaker 2>If you email us, we'll call that person who's not

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<v Speaker 2>calling you back. Go check out all of our second

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<v Speaker 2>date updates wherever you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,