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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession I can't take back el

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Speaker 2: Speak text to seven eight five nine two says recently,

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Speaker 2: I went in for a hug with my friend Mark.

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Speaker 2: She leaned in for a kiss on the cheek.

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Speaker 1: What followed was a full on face collision where our

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Speaker 1: lips touched. We both stood there in shocked staring before

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Speaker 1: I muttered, sorry, gross, you don't need to say that,

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Speaker 1: and she took that really personally.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I see it.

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Speaker 2: We won't say you gross about you here on the

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Speaker 2: mass speaker, not all the microphones are on.

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Speaker 1: Still, that's what I promise you can keep, sir. But sure,

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Speaker 1: we try our hard, and we've got a guy who

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Speaker 1: wants to confess today, possibly with tongue. He's chosen to

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Speaker 1: go by the fake name Derek, So Derek, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, Hey Derek jefs got his mouth open.

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Speaker 1: He's waiting for Are you ready for whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to throw?

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Speaker 3: Are we ready to do this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're always ready.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the compression consion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, feeling a little awkward about the kissing. We'll tackle

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Speaker 2: that after this. But voice changer is on. You are

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Speaker 2: the mass speaker, Derek. Whenever you're ready, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a very shy person, and my shyness has

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Speaker 3: kind of made it hard to socialize and make friends.

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Speaker 1: That tricky, you know, and it's so hard to relate

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Speaker 1: for all of us are so loud.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my daughter can be shy.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes.

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Speaker 1: I hate the word shikes.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's so negative. I think you're just

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Speaker 2: selective with who you give your energy to. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: it's tough to socialize and make friends. Did you say

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Speaker 2: at work?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that works a good example. But one day I

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Speaker 3: found this company that I worked for has a Facebook

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Speaker 3: group for introverts.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Really, it must be a big company. There's just zero

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Speaker 1: posts in the whole group, but everyone's there. They're very

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Speaker 1: introverted exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got you, I got you. Okay. We have

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Speaker 3: over a thousand members, and I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, woah, wow, that is a big company.

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Speaker 3: So that was a little scary.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but everyone's scared together.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's great that they have that.

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Speaker 3: So I joined it and I found there were all

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Speaker 3: these great people in. It was great just being in

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Speaker 3: the Facebook group. My social anxiety started to go away. Finally,

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Speaker 3: something good out of social media yeah. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 3: I felt more comfortable commenting on people's posts and sharing

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Speaker 3: personal things about myself, and it was the first time

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Speaker 3: in my life where I felt like my co workers

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm still waiting for that day, and it's been like,

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Speaker 2: what is it, fifteen years. Yeah, we'd want to have

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Speaker 2: we'd have to care more about it. Hey man, good

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Speaker 2: that you found that little social group inside your case.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I'm getting really comfortable with it until

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Speaker 3: one day I was at work and I thought it

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Speaker 3: would be funny to leave a joke post in the

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, but look at you. You're telling jokes.

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Speaker 1: That is not an introvert kind of thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not something I would normally do.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, open mic night on the Facebook chat. What

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Speaker 3: So? I don't know why I thought to do this,

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Speaker 3: but I thought it would be funny to say, Hey,

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Speaker 3: any single ladies in here free tonight because you don't

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Speaker 3: mind an innocent slap and me tearing your favorite clothes.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, hold on, broke, wait.

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Speaker 2: He heard that. Maybe introvert pages.

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Speaker 1: Go that hard. You guys, I don't want Okay, do

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Speaker 1: you get any takers?

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Speaker 3: Well, the opposite. I got a lot of silence and

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Speaker 3: a lot of negative comments.

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Speaker 2: Because you just because about talking about slapping and tearing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't really say just kidding.

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Speaker 2: On that one.

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Speaker 3: I mean I tried to explain it was a joke,

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Speaker 3: and me explaining why it was funny only made it worse.

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Speaker 2: You would never do that.

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Speaker 3: Well, they don't know, absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: No one's ever spoken to him in person before, so

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Speaker 2: they don't even know what he's really like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, at one point someone wrote, who let this freak in?

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Speaker 2: Oh? When you're getting bullied by the own your own,

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Speaker 2: that is a bad sign.

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Speaker 3: I mean, oh, I just I got so embarrassed. I

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Speaker 3: just left the group.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, dude, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: That backfired pretty badly.

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Speaker 3: I mean it was kind of traumatic at me, but

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Speaker 3: it happened four years ago. That still haunts me.

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Speaker 2: Like you still think about it to this day.

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Speaker 3: That's what you mean. It was just cringey. It was

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Speaker 3: a bad thing to do. I don't know why I

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Speaker 3: thought I was feeling confident. Then will you just join

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Speaker 3: the Facebook group under a different name? I want you

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Speaker 3: back in, you know, like we've all said.

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Speaker 1: Regret things that we didn't mean. You out with a

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Speaker 1: new joke, like I have a bomb.

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Speaker 2: No, you should have used that joke in the extroverts

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Speaker 2: Facebook group because extroverts would love it. I don't think

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Speaker 2: it's more an extrovert last. Maybe just a men only group.

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Speaker 3: I don't want.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's fair.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to I'd love to go under a different name.

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Speaker 3: I mean, sometimes I feel like people at work recognizing

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Speaker 3: me from my post. I don't know if I'm overthinking it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm sure you are, but just going forward.

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Speaker 2: Maybe always just joke about yourself.

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Speaker 1: That's always saying, you know, self deprecating always works about you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I want to slap myself and rip off

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Speaker 2: my own clothes Friday night on an introvert page. I

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Speaker 2: don't know anybody's gonna want to be around you after

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Speaker 2: you say that, but it will make them last.

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Speaker 3: I need a new group. I need a new group. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, this was a pretty big deal that you came

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Speaker 1: onto the radio and you shared your big secret with

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Speaker 1: the whole world.

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Speaker 2: Like that's a big step for you. I mean you're.

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Speaker 3: Anonymous, but yeah, yeah, no, I mean thanks for disguising me.

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Speaker 1: Any jokes you want to say, Yeah, a lot of

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Speaker 1: introverted listeners right now that could use a big laugh

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Speaker 1: this morning. I think this is one of those day

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Speaker 1: in your laying situations.

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Speaker 2: I think you're right text in to seven eighty five

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Speaker 2: nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding

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Speaker 2: on to, we can hydra identity mask your voice and

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Speaker 2: make you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming out.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,