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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just greenlit a new Cinemax

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Speaker 1: special called The Muppets After Dark. Wait a minute, put

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Speaker 1: the kids to bed, and then watch Missus Piggy's late

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Speaker 1: night first trap and Fozzy Bear's.

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Speaker 2: Controversial interview with Kanye.

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Speaker 3: She was a first trap on my children's shows.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you just hear the back.

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Speaker 1: It gets weird with laser stories or segment wherever we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other Jeremy Kermes just don't. Yes.

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Speaker 1: Vers laser story is out of North Carolina. A thirty

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Speaker 1: three year old man named Jeffrey Bradburn went into a

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Speaker 1: grocery store the other day armed with a machete.

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Speaker 2: N't judge too quickly.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he was getting some fresh pineapple and he needed

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Speaker 3: to be able.

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Speaker 2: To cut it off. Well, what happened.

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Speaker 1: First, he walked right up to the bakery area and

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Speaker 1: ordered a cinnamon bun. They carefully cut it in half

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Speaker 1: with his machete and began eating it.

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Speaker 3: Taste sad, you know.

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Speaker 1: After that, he went over to the fragrance aile to

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Speaker 1: get some incense, which was a little random.

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Speaker 3: This must be a fancy one of those fancy grocery stores.

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Speaker 1: Then he made his way to the register and he

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Speaker 1: was a little bit short when it came to paying

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Speaker 1: for everything. But who's going to question the dude holding

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Speaker 1: a giant machete. So they just let him leave and

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Speaker 1: the store manager called the cops.

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Speaker 3: Threaten anybody?

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Speaker 2: Did he not directly, but just holding up a machete.

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Speaker 1: If you take that as a threat, that's kind of

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Speaker 1: They tracked Jeffrey down and sure enough, he was eating

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Speaker 1: the rest of the cinnamon bun when they found him.

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Speaker 3: He was a hungry guy that wanted but.

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Speaker 1: He was charged with robbery with a dangerous weapon, shoplifting,

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Speaker 1: and possession of drug paraphernalia. He's being held on a

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Speaker 1: fifty one thousand dollars bond.

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Speaker 2: And apparently he just took.

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Speaker 1: The machete in there because the buns are so big

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Speaker 1: and he wanted it cut just right. I actually believe

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Speaker 1: that the little sinabon bites are way better than all.

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Speaker 3: And it's like everybody, you want to eat a piece

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Speaker 3: and then feel.

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Speaker 1: We're starting the free Jeffrey movement right here. This next

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Speaker 1: Lazer story is out of Minot, North Dakota Mayor Tom

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Speaker 1: Ross was discussing a very serious matter with the city

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Speaker 1: attorney Stephanie Stallheim when he accidentally sent her a video

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Speaker 1: that he'd recorded for his girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh no.

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Speaker 1: He said he was unfamiliar with using an iPhone because

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Speaker 1: he'd been an android guy for years and.

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Speaker 2: Switch that different.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I think it can't be that hard on a.

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Speaker 2: Video, he says.

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Speaker 1: His girlfriend's name starts with the letter C, and Stephanie

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Speaker 1: was listed as city attorney in his contest, so you.

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Speaker 2: Can understand his mistake there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The mayor realized this immediately, and he begged Stephanie

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Speaker 1: to just delete the video, don't watch it, please keep

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Speaker 1: it confidential.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so he really meant it. It really wasn't. If

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Speaker 3: that was the case, Okay, that's.

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Speaker 2: At least kind of good to know.

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Speaker 1: But that didn't happen, because not only did she watch it,

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Speaker 1: but she went to an HR employee to have them

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Speaker 1: delete it for her.

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Speaker 3: Why can't she delete it herself?

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Speaker 1: HR can see that employee accidentally watched it too while

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Speaker 1: trying to remove it off of Stephanie's phone.

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Speaker 3: Who's anymore? Let's be honest. If I was the HR employee.

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, let me see for just five

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Speaker 3: seconds was going on? I mean, like you want the tea?

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Speaker 2: Did I hit share all with the entire company? If

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Speaker 2: Alexis got a hold of it, the whole company would

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Speaker 2: find out.

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Speaker 1: At that point, a formal complaint was filed and Mayor

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Speaker 1: Ross immediately resigned.

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Speaker 2: Mayor had to resign.

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Speaker 3: Ye, but now he's got an OnlyFans fan.

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Speaker 1: The city council plans to appoint a new person, and

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Speaker 1: Mayor Ross says he's already made official plans on going

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Speaker 1: back to his Android. Next laser story is out of

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Speaker 1: food News. Colonel Sanders has some explaining to do. I

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Speaker 1: say that because KFC is introducing its first ever fried

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Speaker 1: chicken flavored toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: What fried chicken? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And even though they released the news near April fools,

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Speaker 1: it's not a joke.

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Speaker 3: Did they even comes to the KFC Electric toothbrush and the.

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Speaker 1: New Savory dental paste features flavors inspired by all of

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Speaker 1: KFC's eleven herbs and spices, and it's being billed as

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Speaker 1: a full on flavor takeover of your oral care routine.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean your breath will smell so good afterwards.

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Speaker 1: The marketing company behind it released as saying, quote, like

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Speaker 1: biting into a hot, juicy piece of original recipe chicken,

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Speaker 1: this toothpaste is irresistible, coating your teeth in flavor while

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Speaker 1: leaving your mouth feeling slick and clean.

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Speaker 3: Slick. Nobody wants a slick mouth.

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Speaker 2: It's slick chicken teeth. It's like a cup of grease.

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Speaker 1: Basically, there's no word on how many dentists out of

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Speaker 1: ten would recommend it. But the toothpaste itself sells for

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Speaker 1: thirteen dollars per tube, and if you want it comes

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Speaker 1: with that matching electronic toothbrush for fifty nine dollars.

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Speaker 2: WHOA, Yeah, you can find.

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Speaker 1: Info and see the photos up on our Insta stories

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Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this next laser story is out of Fluffopolis.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. It sounds fun.

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Speaker 2: I like it. A reputable news company.

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Speaker 1: Talk to a bunch of experts who think more adults

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Speaker 1: should be sleeping with stuffed animals.

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Speaker 2: You have stuffies, right, Yeah, I got to.

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Speaker 1: Researchers say people tend to think of it as just

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Speaker 1: something for kids, but they claim grown ups can benefit

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Speaker 1: from it for the same reason because hugging something soft

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Speaker 1: is just comforting, really really is.

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Speaker 3: I gotta tell you those squish mellows they are so comfortable.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, They're like more comfortable than pillows.

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Speaker 2: Those are like big soft stuffed animals.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like the big plushies. I mean, if you

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Speaker 3: don't have kids, you probably don't know. But like I'm

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Speaker 3: just saying, hot tip, it may replace your pillow.

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Speaker 1: But for example, if you tend to lie in bed

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Speaker 1: feeling super stressed at night, unable to fall asleep, it

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Speaker 1: can help you actually sleep, especially if you start associating

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Speaker 1: it with tiredness.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it gives you something to cry too.

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Speaker 1: One expert said it's a lot better than relying on

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Speaker 1: sleeping pills or a glass of wine before bed. Plus

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Speaker 1: for single people, the stuffies are kissable too.

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Speaker 3: How do you think I got so good at kissing?

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Speaker 2: No need to stop at first base either.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I don't know what experts said that,

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Speaker 1: but personally, if I'm going to have an animal in

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Speaker 1: my sleeping quarters, I'm going with the real thing, Okay.

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Speaker 1: And you know what they say, the harder the shell,

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Speaker 1: the softer the.

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Speaker 2: Hearsh and that sound means laser stories. It's coming to

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Speaker 2: an end for the day. We'll do it again at

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Speaker 2: the same time on

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Speaker 3: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,