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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: on a Thursday. Reminding you tomorrow as an ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, you need to get all of your questions

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Speaker 1: emailed in now ask me anything all three hours. We

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Speaker 1: answer your emails. Whatever you email in now to Jesse

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Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: Senator Vance, who I love Ohio and Senator Marky, who

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Speaker 1: I hate, worthless piece of crap. They kind of an

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Speaker 1: added today Vance is trying to get together to get

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Speaker 1: through a bill banning federal mask mandays you hear all

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Speaker 1: this Dad gone.

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Speaker 3: Mandatory masking was a failure. It had costs for very

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Speaker 3: little benefits, and we shouldn't repeat Miss President. As of

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Speaker 3: in legislative session, I ask unanimous consent that the Senate

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Speaker 3: proceed to the media consideration of S. Two seven three

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Speaker 3: eight the Freedom to Breed Act, which is at desk,

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Speaker 3: and the motion to reconsider be considered made and laid

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Speaker 3: upon the table with no intervening action or debate.

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Speaker 4: Is there objection reserving the right to object center from Massachusetts.

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Speaker 4: This bill would undermine the ability of states, of cities,

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Speaker 4: and towns across this country to make decisions about what's

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Speaker 4: best for their communities. It with silence and hamstring public.

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Speaker 5: Health experts who have guided our nation out of the

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Speaker 5: darkest days of a pandemic that has killed one million,

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Speaker 5: one hundred and thirty nine thousand people in our country.

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Speaker 1: No, it hasn't. That's a lie. It is nice to

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Speaker 1: see some sort of a shift in the public narrative

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Speaker 1: for really the first time ever, isn't it. But you

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Speaker 1: got Ram Paul saying stuff like this.

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Speaker 6: Because the risks of the vaccine outweigh the risks of

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Speaker 6: the disease. This really encapsulates the debate here. Your health

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Speaker 6: cares about you.

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Speaker 1: You're not a.

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Speaker 6: Statistic The Democrats somehow feel you are a cog in

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Speaker 6: their wheel, and you're just supposed to do what everybody

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Speaker 6: does and do as you say.

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Speaker 1: The risks outweigh the benefits. That was Ran Paul. Did

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Speaker 1: you hear Florida's surgeon general. This dude is freaking switched on, man,

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Speaker 1: and has been for a long time. I interviewed this

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Speaker 1: guy once or twice on my TV show Dad Gone.

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Speaker 1: Is this man Sharp? Where were all these public health

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Speaker 1: officials back at the beginning at COVID.

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Speaker 7: There's a new vaccine that's coming around the corner, a

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Speaker 7: new MR and a COVID nineteen vaccine, and there's essentially

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Speaker 7: no evidence for it. There's been no clinical trial done

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Speaker 7: in human beings showing that it benefits people. There's been

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Speaker 7: no clinical trial showing that it is a safe product

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Speaker 7: for people. And not only that, but then there are

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Speaker 7: a lot of red flags. So something that you don't

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Speaker 7: hear much about, but we'll be talking more about, is

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Speaker 7: that there are multiple studies now from around the world Brazil,

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Speaker 7: I think, Australia, United Ight.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, let's get to some emails. You've got to clear

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Speaker 1: some of this out before we get back to other

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Speaker 1: things like Dome meeting with Democrat donors. Uh oh Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Both the right and left politicians act like it's a

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Speaker 1: world ending crisis to halt a government activity. Shouldn't we

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Speaker 1: be pressuring our politicians to be the brave heroes who

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Speaker 1: stand firm and let it shut down. Well, this is

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Speaker 1: part of the problem with the GOP, but honestly, it's

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Speaker 1: a problem with the right in general. Not that it's

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Speaker 1: our fault, but if Our base philosophy is government should

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Speaker 1: should do things and become bigger and more powerful. Aren't

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Speaker 1: we inevitably going to lose? Inevitably unless we become anti

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Speaker 1: communists and start taking ground back, we will. And this

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Speaker 1: is a great way I can describe it. This is

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Speaker 1: a great wag. This is part of the reason Republicans

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Speaker 1: fact they're stupid and spineless and everything else, this is

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Speaker 1: one of the reasons. It's you've ever seen a broadcast,

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Speaker 1: a television broadcast, maybe on a debate night, This would

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Speaker 1: They're not good? Well, why aren't they good? You have

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Speaker 1: made the mistake many many companies, many people make. It's

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Speaker 1: Remember this, always remember this. What I do, I've had

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Speaker 1: fairly new, like five years now. This whole just talk

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Speaker 1: But on TV you have hosts. Radio obviously has those two.

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Speaker 1: host of I'm Right, my TV show. But on TV

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Speaker 1: they'll also have paid contributors. So many of the regular

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Speaker 1: and over again, oftentimes they're paid. They're under contract to

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Speaker 1: Gotta go. I'm not a paid contributor to Fox News.

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Speaker 1: I don't work for Fox Now. That was just an example, right,

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Speaker 1: So that's an example of it. But if you're one

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Speaker 1: spy name, Chris. With every loss, hair loss especially comes

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Speaker 1: an opportunity. He said, it's time to piggyback on the

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Speaker 1: ac pins. Why not develop, promote, and sell anti communist

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Speaker 1: I like the trucker head idea. But hear me out,

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Speaker 1: hear me out what Chris? Yeah, I know we have

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Did you ever see

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Speaker 10: Wanted to get your thoughts on this whole UAP slash

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Speaker 11: You were talking about having cool things in your man cave.

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Speaker 1: yesterday because of what happened, which I will explain. I'll

428
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Speaker 1: go through the whole story in a minute. Sorry, I'm

429
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Speaker 1: gonna do a story. Then i'll get back to these

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Speaker 1: calls and other stuff. As part of Marine Corps boot camp,

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Speaker 1: I can't speak for any other boot camp. As part

432
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Speaker 1: of Marine Corps boot camp, you do a ton of drill.

433
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Speaker 1: It's called drill, A bunch of different words for it. Now,

434
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Speaker 1: what is drill? You go out there in formation with

435
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Speaker 1: your platoon and you march, you march forward, you hook

436
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Speaker 1: a left, you hook a right. Everything is done in

437
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Speaker 1: perfect unison. You have a weapon. When we were doing it,

438
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Speaker 1: they were M sixteen's. I don't know, probably use M

439
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Speaker 1: four's or something now, but M sixteen's. You have a

440
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Speaker 1: weapon as part of your drill. It must be held perfectly.

441
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Speaker 1: Your entire platoon will then do certain things with your weapon.

442
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Speaker 1: You've seen. You'll present your weapon up or move it

443
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Speaker 1: from right to left. I'm trying to make this as

444
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Speaker 1: basic as humanly possible. And you have to do these

445
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Speaker 1: things in perfect unison with the other one hundred other dudes,

446
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Speaker 1: the other men in your platoon, perfect perfect unison. In fact,

447
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Speaker 1: by sound, you have to do it in perfect unison.

448
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Speaker 1: And you begin working on this immediately in boot camp.

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Speaker 1: It is the most painfully boring, miserable thing you've ever

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Speaker 1: done in your life. Incredibly valuable. I should note to

451
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Speaker 1: have young men develop the skill. It's important for young

452
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Speaker 1: men to learn how to be bored, to be miserable,

453
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Speaker 1: to sit there, to follow simple instructions. That's drill. You've

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Speaker 1: seen the movies marching, marching, marching. Why are they in

455
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Speaker 1: perfect unison? Why are they Okay, that's drill right now,

456
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Speaker 1: why do you do that? Well, you know it for

457
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Speaker 1: a bunch of different reasons. But what's the culmination of this?

458
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Speaker 1: Towards the end of boot camp, there is a competition.

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Speaker 1: You see, your platoon has drill instructors, and then your

460
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Speaker 1: platoon has a senior drill instructor. I obviously don't have

461
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Speaker 1: to explain to you. He's the big man in charge.

462
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Speaker 1: In the end, you will compete with other platoons in drill.

463
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Speaker 1: You will go out on a big blotch of pavement

464
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Speaker 1: and you will drill in front of other Marines who

465
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Speaker 1: will grade your platoon on various things. And I was

466
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Speaker 1: never a drill instructor, so you don't have to ask

467
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Speaker 1: a di about But what the various things are? They

468
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Speaker 1: told us. But it's a long time ago. Look, two

469
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Speaker 1: decades ago. I'm doing this by memory. They're grading you

470
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Speaker 1: on all these different things. These drill instructors, senior drill instructors. Look,

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Speaker 1: the marine's in charge of a platoon. They take a

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Speaker 1: lot of pride in this. This is their platoon, this

473
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Speaker 1: is their competition. They're competing with the other senior drill instructors. Now,

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Speaker 1: my boot camp platoon. We had kind of struggled with

475
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Speaker 1: drill the whole time. We finally got to the end

476
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Speaker 1: the final day, we thought we were gonna get killed.

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Speaker 1: And our senior drill instructor is out there and he's

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Speaker 1: leading this whole thing he has to do with you

479
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Speaker 1: with his sword. It's a sword, you know, it's a

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Speaker 1: Marine Corps saver, a sword in his hand. It's a

481
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Speaker 1: sacred thing, really, and he's leading it up down left right,

482
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Speaker 1: he's leading it with his hand, giving you all the

483
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Speaker 1: motions and the verbal drills and things like that. And

484
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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm screwing up some of this stuff against

485
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Speaker 1: two decades ago. But we did our competition that day

486
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Speaker 1: and it was by far the best we had ever done.

487
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Speaker 1: We'd never had a single other day even close to

488
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Speaker 1: being that good. We were like professionals. And he stops

489
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Speaker 1: when we're done, and we begin marching back to begin

490
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Speaker 1: marching back to where we sleep, all right, where we sleep,

491
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Speaker 1: And the other drill instructors picked us up and they

492
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Speaker 1: were leading the platoon back because the senior drill instructor

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Speaker 1: had to day back and discuss a couple things with

494
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Speaker 1: the judges. So our lower drill instructors pick us up

495
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Speaker 1: after we nail the competition, and we start marching back

496
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Speaker 1: towards the barracks, which brings us to one of the

497
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Speaker 1: cool things, in fact, probably the only good thing that

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Speaker 1: happened in oll of boot camp. And I will finish

499
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Speaker 1: that story, and then I will get back to your

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Speaker 1: phone calls eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: seven three. Though even though the lives are or even

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on eight Thursday. Remember tomorrow's

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Speaker 1: ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions in now to

523
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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I get back to

524
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Speaker 1: these calls a second. So we finish our our final

525
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: drill competition in boot camp. Our senior drill instructor who

526
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Speaker 1: led it with his Marine Corps saver out, so hold

527
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Speaker 1: his sword, his sword out. We go mar back towards

528
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Speaker 1: the barracks, his underlings, his other regular drill instructors take

529
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Speaker 1: over their much as back towards the barracks, and we

530
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Speaker 1: get word to halt. Everyone has to stop. Keep in mind,

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Speaker 1: this is Marine Corps bus camp. Everyone stops at the

532
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Speaker 1: exact same time, and you sit there and you shut

533
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Speaker 1: up and you don't move. This is not like the

534
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Speaker 1: civilian world. You're not allowed to move. You don't stop

535
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Speaker 1: and then start looking around. Hey, why'd we stop? Hey?

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Speaker 1: You don't start talking to your buddy. Hey, man, do

537
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Speaker 1: you have any idea what's going on? You sit there,

538
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Speaker 1: You shut up, and you don't move, You stare straight ahead.

539
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: That's part of drill is completely still. They'll teach you

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Speaker 1: how to walk where your head doesn't bob up and down,

541
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Speaker 1: just still. So they stop us, and we're just sitting

542
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: there and sitting there and sitting there, and because you're

543
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Speaker 1: not allowed to look around, no one knows what's going on,

544
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: and we're thinking to ourselves, cheez, oh great, here we go.

545
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Speaker 1: What do we do wrong? All of a sudden, the

546
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Speaker 1: order to keep going again fires up. Only it's not

547
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Speaker 1: the drill instructor who was marching us there. It's the

548
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Speaker 1: senior drill instructor who had clearly stopped us, and he'd

549
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Speaker 1: taken over the platoon again, and he was marching us back.

550
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Speaker 1: Instead of doing the normal screaming at us stuff and

551
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Speaker 1: things they used to do, he starts doing all these

552
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Speaker 1: fun different drills and stuff like that with us. And

553
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: we're thinking, wait a minute, this is a trap, right,

554
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: this is a trap. We're definitely they're messing with us.

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Speaker 1: Turn and then he halts us in front of the barracks.

556
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Speaker 1: He forms us up and informs us that we won.

557
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Speaker 1: We were so perfect that day he won and that

558
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Speaker 1: was his reward for us. We got like a five

559
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Speaker 1: minute walk. How about that sit there. That's my story,

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Speaker 1: Steve Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 9: Go yes, mister Kelly, Yeah, I love your show. Thanks

562
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Speaker 9: God bless you for doing what you do every day.

563
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Speaker 9: I was fortunate enough to actually help save someone's life.

564
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Speaker 9: I had no idea it was gonna happen. Like most things,

565
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Speaker 9: it just happened out of the blue. Uh, there was

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Speaker 9: a there was a car going up the road. I

567
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Speaker 9: lived in the middle of nowhere. There was a car

568
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Speaker 9: going up the road and it stopped with a screech

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Speaker 9: attires and turned out the woman, uh basically jumped out

570
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Speaker 9: while was moving and was in need of saving because

571
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Speaker 9: her husband was had been beaten her up and you know,

572
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Speaker 9: threatening to do worse. And I just so happened. I

573
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Speaker 9: had finished cleaning my dad's forty five ACP which he

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Speaker 9: gave me a long time ago, and the son of

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Speaker 9: a gun, you know, pun intended. I went out and said,

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Speaker 9: you know, no, you're not going to do this again,

577
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Speaker 9: and you have to leave. And he did, and then

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Speaker 9: you know, the cops were in I had. I had

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Speaker 9: two state troopers, four regional police officers, and four township

580
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Speaker 9: police officers all tell me, you know, if there were

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Speaker 9: more people like you, our jobs would be a lot easier.

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Speaker 1: You know what you did out there, Steve, Steve, you

583
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Speaker 1: know what you did out there. I'll tell you what

584
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Speaker 1: you did. We're changing people's lives. That's what you did, Steve,

585
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Speaker 1: and saving people's lives. Good work, Steve, freaking great work.

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Speaker 1: Jeremy Saint Louis.

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Speaker 12: Go hey, Jesse, it's Jeremy. I been listening to you

588
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Speaker 12: for a long time and got a bone to pick

589
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Speaker 12: with you about classic cars.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I said, hold on, hold on, Jeremy, I said,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what I was doing, but go ahead,

592
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Speaker 1: go ahead.

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Speaker 12: I had a four sixty big block board that I

594
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Speaker 12: was getting twenty two miles to the gallon, of which

595
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Speaker 12: those eco nut green Peace lovers they can make their

596
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Speaker 12: priuses and enjoy that. Because your old school vehicles, if

597
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Speaker 12: you tune them correctly, will get better fuel economy, they'll

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Speaker 12: last longer, and the best part is they're more environmentally

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Speaker 12: friendly than a pria and.

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Speaker 1: You can well great Now I just got freaking shamed

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Speaker 1: into it. Now I feel terrible. Seth and Satan, we're

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Speaker 1: staying in Saint Louis. Go ahead, Seth, you have something

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Speaker 1: mean to say.

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Speaker 11: Too, No, no, no, Jesse.

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Speaker 10: I just have a question. You know the expression you

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Speaker 10: can grand jury can indeg a ham sandwich? Yes, what

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Speaker 10: is the grand jury?

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Speaker 1: I'm comprised of grand jury? Okay, uh, this is a

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Speaker 1: grand jury. A jury, as you know, they're the ones

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Speaker 1: who sit there during your trial and they will determine

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Speaker 1: the in the end, whether you're guilty or not. A

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Speaker 1: grand jury. It makes it sound bigger than it is, doesn't.

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Speaker 1: A grand jury. They're the ones who determine in the

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Speaker 1: beginning whether or not to actually bring the charges at all.

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00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: They will hear witnesses and see evidence and things like that,

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Speaker 1: trying to decide whether or not they want to bring charges.

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Speaker 1: It was remember that the Trump had a grand jury

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Speaker 1: in Fulton County, Atlanta, and it made a bit of news.

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Speaker 1: We played for you the audio bit on this show.

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Speaker 1: The jury foreman was this girl, and I say girl,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even want to say woman. She looked like

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Speaker 1: a freaking teenager to me. But I'm forty two, so

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Speaker 1: everyone looks like a kid. Now. She was very young.

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Speaker 1: She was very young. And remember we played the audio.

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Speaker 1: She was essentially a nutball, and she said that they

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Speaker 1: were interviewing her. Well, why'd you do it? Why'd you

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Speaker 1: do it?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: I just thought it would be really cool if I

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Speaker 1: got to actually swear Trump in. And that's a grand jury.

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Speaker 1: A grand jury determines whether or not the charges will

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Speaker 1: actually be brought. All right, all right, Eddie Tennessee, go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I was just gonna tell you you need

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Speaker 2: to get you a ram thirty five hundred lariat. Put

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Speaker 2: you some big mud tires on that bad boy, get

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Speaker 2: it deleted, and you will be smoking. You will be

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Speaker 2: smoking all the little midlife crisis cars, and you'll look

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Speaker 2: like a real dude while you do it.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's not very nice, Eddie, that's not very nice.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

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Speaker 1: What's that's the cool stuff? Well, bullets? Right? How many

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Speaker 1: What we don't think about, sadly is food. But Napoleon

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