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Speaker 1: back to another episode O Alchemy this. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Polkist. That's Kevin bad that now, are you silly?

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Speaker 1: Craig when finishing, when fishing for rainbow trout, what's your

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Speaker 1: I am the truth, But wait was that you? Yeah,

415
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: I got that message on my machine. Oh yeah, I'm

416
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: just doing slamp. Excuse me? Is this is where I

417
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 1: go to if I have information on the recent murder? Yes,

418
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 1: I don't know who takes that. We would do you

419
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: mind waiting a second kind of the meal with the captain.

420
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: This is exactly what I'm talking about that could lead

421
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: to the solving of a crime. Woman you want to

422
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: talk about a woman? Wow, that's a woman. Everyone, we

423
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: don't identify and just let the person talk. Yes, please

424
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: share your How do you know my name? Wild? Guess No,

425
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: they've got it on their name on the share. How

426
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: can we help you? Look the airplane control towers right

427
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: next to a mysterious lake. That's true. You should probably

428
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: look into the mysterious leg. Literally, Maddy and Sherman or

429
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: whatever you are. What do you guys have to shut up?

430
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: We're getting a lead. Am the only officer that deserves

431
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: to have all these guns. You're you're saying we should

432
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: look into the lake, look into the mysterious leg. What's

433
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: your relationship the lake? Share? I live close to the lake.

434
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: Thanks shar Thank you, Sharon. Later, um, so you were saying,

435
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: like tomorrow tomorrow, tomorrow, today, Yeah, Ham, look in the lake.

436
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: I will, I totally will. How did they go? Did

437
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: they understand what you said today? Did they look in

438
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 1: the lake? I think so. I don't know if they've

439
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,479
Speaker 1: looked in the lake, but I told them to look

440
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 1: into the lake. Why were we cursed with eternal life

441
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: and knowledge? It's not ours to ask, but it's our burden.

442
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: It is our burden. But I've grown accustomed to the burden.

443
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: I can't just to see man die over and over again.

444
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: You raised on the wrong star. Man, great, great, we

445
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: wished on the wrong star, and that goddamn Jamie has

446
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: to come back and remind us and Daddy. Can I

447
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: have some breakfast? Please? Yes? I didn't get dinner, so

448
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: it's all right. There's a jug of goat milk, and

449
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: it's just I Can I get something with it? Yes?

450
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't matter whether you eat or not.

451
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: You're immortal, all right, Let's keep telling you that I'm

452
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: a week more. Just have him live a normal life,

453
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: very week, as normal as I can. How could it

454
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: possibly be? Please? Just put some rice in your hand

455
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: and then pour some milk over it. Cooked right, yes,

456
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: cooking in the milk doesn't matter. Hey, it's me, Officer Peabody.

457
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: What are you doing at my house? I'm here alone,

458
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: it's three in the morning. What's going on? Who's at

459
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: the door? It's a cop? Oh, the cops are here.

460
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: How do you guys know you? Never mind, I'm leaving.

461
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: What's going to mind? I'm leaving Peabody. Never mind, I'm leaving.

462
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: Bra Were you seeing Peabody? How do you know him?

463
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: I love him? That cop partners your partner. How come

464
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: I've never seen him before? I talk about him all

465
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: the time. Well you don't, I guess. I'm sure that's

466
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: him again. Hello, Hey, officer Cheryl. That voice is so familiar.

467
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: Who's at the door. It's Carol Cheryl Cheryl Candell. We

468
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 1: worked together at the precinct. You were such a bit.

469
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: This guy is always messing with me. He left me

470
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: a weird message on my machine. I was coming as

471
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: a courtesy call because you got what's his face? Peabody's

472
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: seven out there. I was doing my rounds. I see

473
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: Peabody in the street seven and I thought, I don't

474
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: know who's at the bottom of this nut? That squirrel?

475
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: Do I know you? Okay, you've been leaving me slam messages.

476
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: Keep your man on a leash. Listen. I don't understand.

477
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: Why are you see body? Lady? Am I seeing Peabody again?

478
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: What's going on? Something weird going on? No, I'm not

479
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: seeing pooks like you're in love with Peabody. No, no, no,

480
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: In fact, it seems like my husband's and hiding his

481
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: partner and I this is Peabody. Come on here alone.

482
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to go for Peabody. I'm going to take

483
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: a look at the mysterious, Like, what are you guys

484
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: doing in the break room? Oh my god, we're prepping

485
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: for the case. It's not it's not, dude, We're like

486
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: said out it. Yes, I hate you. I'm believing. I

487
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: just wanted coffee. I'm out coffee. The bean makes needs

488
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: to be seen. Energy energy energy energy energy? What brings

489
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: you these close to the lake? Stayed your name and

490
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: burbis before you bad share? We should It's the only

491
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: place to end it. What you want to end it?

492
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 1: Sick of living forever? League? We want to die? Die?

493
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: Should are you? Yes? We're ten thousand years old. We're ready.

494
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I was on here a steak out. I

495
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: can't help it over here. What I've gathered your mortals?

496
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: Immortals ten thou years old? How are you gonna die?

497
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: That's why we're here at the lake. What the lady

498
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: of the lake will kill us? Strange? Why wouldn't you

499
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: have done this a while ago if it was on

500
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: the table. Well, we have a kid, and you know, yeah, yeah, okay,

501
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: so we have a five year old? Yeah? You who

502
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: joins you to the lake? What is your baby? I

503
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: brought my submarine from the station. I was going to

504
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: take a look in there for some clues because that

505
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: one told me check out the lake. Maybe I don't

506
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: know I did. That was a few days ago. A

507
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: lot has changed that. My partners convinced me that that

508
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: we want to die, and we're going to look into

509
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: the lake. So we're gonna look in the lake. There's

510
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: a lady of the lake lives there. There was a

511
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: genie lady of the lake about this murder. I don't

512
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: know who was up in that station tower. I'm trying

513
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of their that body. It

514
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You'll all die, Luke. I'm

515
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: really sorry I called the cops on you. I was

516
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: certain that you killed that guy. He was under your

517
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: task while I was laying and playing. You thought I

518
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: went ahead and killed somebody. No, I still don't know

519
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: what the explanation for a dead body under your table is. Right,

520
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: So are you satisfied now at the place of investigated? Well,

521
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: I don't. It's honest. I have not heard a verdict, right,

522
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: So how is it still my problem? It's not. I

523
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: just wanted to apologize. It's not awkward. Give me one second. Hello,

524
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: I did it again. Oh no, you didn't. I did.

525
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: I did it again. And it still feels good. You know,

526
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: of course it feels good. But that's like a psychedelic experience,

527
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: and it's terrible for your liver. Why didn't you mention

528
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: the liver thing earlier? Anything that's going to make you

529
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: have that kind of like you're what I call mine

530
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: when what I expect expertise, Babe, got cat bit me.

531
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: The goat cat bit me. I told you you shouldn't

532
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: let that thing in. What were you kidding it? Well, well, well,

533
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: if it isn't the pilot that always says that butt

534
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: thing when he's in the air, suck suck my ass. Listen,

535
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: this is a pilot's locker room. Okay, it's not a

536
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: place for games unless you want to get hurt, or

537
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: unless you kill me and then throw me underneath underneath

538
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: the desk of the tower. Do you know what you want?

539
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: I want you to kill me. Hey, I want you

540
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: to kill all right, suck my ass. Well that's a

541
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: pretty incriminating black box recording. Sohow that's the conclusion of

542
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: Shane two. I don't see comes from? Hey, you guys, anyway,

543
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 1: I could stop doing the podcast. If you're reading this

544
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: on the air, sorry for the awkwardness. My scene suggestion

545
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: is that a comic con um and you're all C

546
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: plus level celebrities trying to sell your ship loves Joey.

547
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: That's so weird. And uh oh, I was listen. I

548
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 1: was wondering if you'd like to purchase this. It's showing

549
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: me this well. I waited a long time in line,

550
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: and I figured you'd want one. This marker is permanent

551
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: and it's easy to sign anything you want in my

552
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: signatures on it. So it's a photo of you know,

553
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: he's selling the marker. I'm selling the marker. I just

554
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: have this photo to show how well it works. Are

555
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: you together? Okay? We're together. I'm a fan. What's this like?

556
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: What's your name? What's your name? Okay, I'm gonna sign

557
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: it the goddamn it. That's my head shot. But the

558
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: head shot, man, look at this. I don't want this

559
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: head shot. This is a view I want. Look at

560
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: this marker. It's a normal marker. I'm a big fan

561
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: of I'm right here their second day. I feel like

562
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: you're here with me more do you want? I feel

563
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: like you want them. I'm a big fan. If he

564
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: wanted something to happen, he could close the deal. But

565
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I bet you'd feel the same about

566
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: if Jessica Rabbit was a real persure here? Yeah, maybe

567
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: are you getting something? Because I'm waiting? I want this

568
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: guy trying to sell up. Look, let's just all get this. Look. Look,

569
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: do you do you want to have consensual sex? I

570
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: loved it? All right, then let's do that. And who

571
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: else wants a head shot signed? I do? Okay? Great?

572
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: You know what it's actually if everyone could just throw

573
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: twenty dollars at me and here we go, ready on

574
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: the couch, do it? Okay, here we go? Alright, right

575
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: a second, we're standing in line. Why are we throwing money.

576
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm about with a fan and I this is exciting

577
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: for me. Okay to watch? Yeah, hold on, hold wait,

578
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: wait before the stores are aligned. Well there we go. Great,

579
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: all right, let's let's do this. Wait. Are you not

580
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: excited about it? No, I'm excited. I just I'm not

581
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: excited about it. You're not like your character was. Yeah,

582
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: Mr Travolto, the line has been waiting for a couple

583
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 1: of hours. Now, thank you for for arriving somewhat on time.

584
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: We've got your table set up here to do some

585
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: set up, right, So you've got your table set up

586
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: and people are very excited. It's your first con. I've

587
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,720
Speaker 1: never done a con before, is what I'm saying. So people, basically,

588
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: people step up. They want to tell you the life story,

589
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: and I'll help to try to slow that downing. Gotta

590
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: keep it moving, is what we're going for. So as

591
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: many of these posters as possible. It's a hundred bucks

592
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: to throw. They're gonna ask for selfies. Those are an

593
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,479
Speaker 1: extra forty dollars. You'll let me know as a breach

594
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: bird um, which means my feet came out. No, I

595
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: know what that means. So my mother was really traumatized

596
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,479
Speaker 1: by the whole thing, and I think I was would

597
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 1: be too. Isn't your job to keep this line moving

598
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: to protect Mr Travolta. Take me to a chiropactor as

599
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: an infant who suffer and I was never going to

600
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: get over because we carry around that trauma with exactly.

601
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: Come with me, come with sorry, I'll be Let's pick

602
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: this up. Put your head down. Mr. Come on, let's

603
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: make the crowd. Let's go. Come on, lets get There's

604
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: a lot of people and I'm looking to see you.

605
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure that no one does. You're gonna

606
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: be protected, Okay, I don't want anyone to interact with you.

607
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: You're safe, You're safe, all right. Come on, let's get

608
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: him in the car. Wait, hold on that that backfired, Tom,

609
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming in. Listen. We just had a couple

610
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: of complaints. I love my job, I love and foremost

611
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: from Mr Travolta's people. They wanted to know that why

612
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: after he finally agreed to do a com he was

613
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: there for about forty one second. I'll tell you. I'll

614
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: tell you what happened. I am My job is to

615
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: protect and if Intertrivolta is under a situation with a

616
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: lot of people that I don't know who they are,

617
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: haven't been able to pat down, and I'm not sure

618
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: if they're blood to see if through or not. You've

619
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: been working. They can imagine I've been here for about

620
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: two days. Excuse me, sir, you're under arrest. I knew

621
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: this was gonna come, sir. Thank you so much for

622
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: employment for as long as you did. I'm ready to go. Okay, great,

623
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 1: you want to hear the charges? Are you just good

624
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: to go? If you can, I tell you what I

625
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: think they are. Let's do that. I think it's involuntary,

626
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: voluntary and ex voluntary manslaughter. I believe it. There was

627
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: in charge if I'm a hundred percent bank robbery of

628
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: a minor and uh also grand theft trotto, I didn't

629
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: have that one. Interesting. Also kidnapping. Mhmm, let's go. Hey,

630
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: I can I get a large cut please? Man? This

631
00:39:55,600 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: place is packed here. Thanks. You know. I was actually

632
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: in The Walking Dead. Oh you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

633
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal, but I played a zombie

634
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: and episode three of the first season and I and

635
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: I came back. I have never been in love me. Yeah,

636
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: I don't know I'm helping him. I just was giving

637
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: my heads up about my you know, screen experience. This

638
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: guy is in The Walking Dead a couple episodes. I'm

639
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: on a second date today. Oh, I thought you were

640
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: approaching me about love us. Well, I just want to

641
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: know your advice. I mean, like, I don't know. I

642
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: feel like I don't really fit in this place. Always

643
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: this place. Nobody here fits in. Oh that's good to know. Yeah,

644
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: this place sucks. Thank thank you. So I'm seeing this

645
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: girl dead right, go on, I'm sorry. That's seven dollar coke.

646
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: I know it's expensive. Go on, seven dollars. Oh don't

647
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: give me ship. Please. You see this place, let me

648
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: try to up sell it to a meal. Kirk, you

649
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: know what it's not. It's expensive when you bundle it

650
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: with a burger. But tell me about Linda was all right,

651
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: give me the burger four dollars total. That's a great deal.

652
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: But soda seven in the burger, so you said, went

653
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: down in price. So how much is the burger? Usually

654
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: alone is fourteen dollars? So you're basically getting a coke

655
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: from saving seven dollars. Oh, it's just for burger. And

656
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: did you just make money on that alright, guys, guys,

657
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: everybody ever. Oh hi, I'm sorry, Yeah, come all over

658
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: your mouth. Oh no, that's not coming. Um, it's a

659
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: funny story. I'm so sorry. I melted some clear gummy

660
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: bears in the Marca and yeah, I just want to

661
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry. I couldn't get don't wish that we

662
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 1: don't have to talk about it. I'm sorry, talk about it. Thanks,

663
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're friend of the show. I just wanted

664
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: to say, Dad, I hope that was worth it, and

665
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you're happy. So I got you this

666
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: burger and I'm gonna I'm gonna take off because no, no, no,

667
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: let's stay together. But you you met him, and I

668
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: feel like that's probably like the guy you want to

669
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: be with. We did not hit it off. What do

670
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: you mean it wasn't good for either of us. We

671
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: did not hit it off. It wasn't fun. He put

672
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: gummy bears in the microwave and he smashed my face

673
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: into them while he cried, I want to recreate the sensation.

674
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: I'm not. I can't. I can't imappulate. You can immappulate

675
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: he means ejaculate. He tried to force my face into

676
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: melted gummy bears to give me a sensation. I'm not

677
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: even I wasn't interested in in the first I didn't

678
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: want That's not what the fun part is for me.

679
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 1: Just so you know, we and most women are looking

680
00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: forward to that part. You know, you're nothing like your character.

681
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: I know that dad. His character was a gentleman. Okay,

682
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: his character, his character on this show. No, what was

683
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 1: more zenorous than his character? Oh? My, his character, doctor

684
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: Elliott velveteen Steve. I really feel like I should be

685
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: signing stuff out there. I feel like I'm kind of

686
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: more a celebrity than just an employee to fill orders

687
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: coax running out you want to refill the coke. I

688
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: just I feel like this is okay, I just got it.

689
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: It's just shooting out soda water. We need syrup, all right,

690
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: I'm putting the syrup underneath here, all right. It's just

691
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: sometimes I feel like you're wasting my talents, Like I

692
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: could probably get a lot of people to come here

693
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: trying to get autographs. That's what I call them. When

694
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 1: it's when i'm because I'll put my own makeup drawing

695
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: on there. Well, well, no, no, that's a good ideally, beautiful.

696
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's latte art. It's a leaf. Oh my god,

697
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be here, thank you? Could you tell could

698
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: you tell my boss that he should be over at

699
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 1: the coffee bean? Oh no, no, no, I want to

700
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm an artist, artist, like an actual artist like you

701
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: might not recognize that. We don't do the leaf art.

702
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 1: That's just something he does. Yeah. Uh, you probably don't

703
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 1: recognize me. Well, I'm in the episode three of the

704
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: Walking Dead. I played the zombie that Oh everybody plays

705
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: zombies on that show. Not everybody know every weirdo that

706
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: I know. I'm not a weirdo. Larry, Hi, Hey, thanks

707
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: for coming into read for Dr velveteen. Um, I want

708
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: to start a page three? Can I give you a

709
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: little heads up? I actually I just prefer to jump

710
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: right and if you don't mind, okay, but I don't

711
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: know if you heard me. I prefer to just jump

712
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: right in. Okay, I did. I did a lot of

713
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: people reading that. One word is map be late. So

714
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: if you just want to yeah, ready, when you are

715
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: the cameras rolling, Dr Grace, I found some of the

716
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: horilium crystals. Can I just stop it first? Um, that's

717
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: an escafe crystal escafe Nescafe, escafe B pencil. I don't

718
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 1: care an escafe. Go again when you're ready. Dr Grace,

719
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: I saw some of the horilium crystals. Why did I

720
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: say that again yet? N's Cafe. Okay, you're a trauma surgeon. Yes,

721
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: Dr Grace, I found some of the ness Cafe crystals.

722
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: So you got the job based on that audition. And

723
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 1: to everyone all the actors here tonight that are wondering

724
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: how how to make it in the industry, I'll tell

725
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: you right now. You just do it. Okay, But back

726
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 1: to no. This is my book signing, sir, and you

727
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: just stood up and started taking over this. Okay, okay,

728
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: all right? You know why don't we do this? Why

729
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: don't we just have everyone up? And then this is

730
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: a Barnes and Noble. You guys came here to Glendell

731
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: to sign my book. They wanted to come to sign

732
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: your book. I'm just getting confused because you know season

733
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: two when the christianing army came through and they were

734
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: with the finger into my chest, well, then you need

735
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: to listen up. They had all the armaments that you

736
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: can imagine, and they had access to the Scifian uh,

737
00:46:55,480 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: liquid can time travel individuals back to the first doing this?

738
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, let me just take my shoes up a

739
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: should you mind if I? Well? Thank god, there's a

740
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: Starbucks in this Barnes and Noble. Can I get a

741
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: chi latte? Sure? Do you want it with? You know what?

742
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: Let me just make it the way I like it. Hey,

743
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: do I do I know you from something? Do you

744
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: I recognize you? Do you? Yes? You still be a

745
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: seven dollar coke at Comic Con last week? Yeah? Yeah,

746
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: I sometimes they have us cater events and we were

747
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: doing our Starbucks thing at the comic Con. I never

748
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 1: forget paying that much for coke. Yeah, I thought you

749
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: recognized me from my show, which show Walking? And now

750
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: I didn't watch that show. Well it's a pretty big, yeah,

751
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,919
Speaker 1: I've heard of it. Oh, of course you have. It's big. Yeah.

752
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: I was a third episode. Okay, though I come out

753
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: behind the bookshelf. Actually in the fourth season, I come

754
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: back a totally different character. Uh, this one I was good.

755
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: I couldn't help that. No, Oh, absolutely, you must be good. Yeah.

756
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: I was about to tell a story about the fourth

757
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: season love. Hey, welcome to casting. So one of our

758
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: associates was at the Starbucks recently, Linda. You might remember

759
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 1: speaking to her, Linda, Yeah, phone, that would be crazy

760
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: if I knew that. Yeah, she said you had the goods.

761
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: Now I have a big project and I'm looking for

762
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: a leading man. You're kidding we're bringing back Dr Velveteen

763
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: that that show? Was it popular enough to bring back? Huh? Okay? Alright, alright,

764
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: well I'm not I'm not picky for roles. Sure, well

765
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: you should be. And here are the sides. Okay, if

766
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: you have any questions, let me know. No, I think

767
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 1: I can just okay that that does say nest cafe.

768
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: What does the word that looks like? It doesn't say that.

769
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,479
Speaker 1: It's as mapulous, So we're changing that to nest cafe

770
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: straight just spelling. Okay, sandwich, thank you so much, you know,

771
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: to get back from me and then shove it up

772
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: your ass. Okay, this really is show business. This is

773
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: show business, and I'm looking for my doctor velveteen. Unless somebody, yeah,

774
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: unless somebody kicks down that door and the old Velveteen

775
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: comes in here and demands his job back, it's pretty

776
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: much gonna be yours, my man. Here we go. Okay.

777
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: I'm really excited to work with you. Wow, Mr Travolta,

778
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 1: I didn't expect to get cast in such a popular

779
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: show with such a popular actor. That's all right, you

780
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: know you're here on set, so all equals? Are we

781
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: all equals? Do you have any tips for somebody that's

782
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 1: trying to stand out but not look like I'm trying

783
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: to stand out and say I'm fast? Oh shit, sayd fast?

784
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: Hey can I get a mapulous action? Uh? And that's

785
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: why I want to be taken onto the thing? And

786
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 1: that I've noticed that there was the hut. I'm sorry?

787
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 1: Was that too slow? You're you're you're holding your scripts.

788
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: So here's the problem. Even if it's really sir, this

789
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: is this is a close set. I'm Mr Velveteen, this

790
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: is I'm Mr. He just got through. I don't know.

791
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: He just not throw Dr Grace. I see that you

792
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: found the Hormilion crystals. You can't take this from me.

793
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: I worked hard for I'm the velveteen doctor. No you're

794
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: a hack. No, you're a hack. You lost the job

795
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: because you didn't take commitment. And we're going close on

796
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: John Volta. Wait, wait, you aren't even looking at us

797
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: right now. Look, let's look at the cameras. Are all

798
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 1: pointing it. His face gets bigger, but I don't mind.

799
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: Do you know he was kidnapped last week? That's so

800
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: weird at that that that that welcome back to Enter

801
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: Damon tonight, we have a clip exclusively from the set

802
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: of Dr velveteen Their brain back that old class like

803
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: a lot of people watch put your shirt. Oh no,

804
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: let's go to that clip now. I'm I'm Mr Palbert.

805
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: You're gonna be Mr Velvet Team when you get you

806
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: gonna put this right in your mom Wow. That was

807
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: a crazy clip, like it was the audio of two

808
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: known names screaming and a close up of John Travolta's

809
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: smiling evily into the camera. I think that's why you

810
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: gotta watch entertainment tonight when it goes out live. Seriously,

811
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: that's when you get the scalpel. Okay, what's meme culture?

812
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 1: I just noticed that people screaming about Okay, just like

813
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: it's like the weirder, the better, the more you thank you.

814
00:51:56,040 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, open fire over here quick, Dr. You're wearing

815
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 1: no clothes. Okay, well then let's get on here we go, Yes, yes,

816
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: And our final scene was sent it again by Joey

817
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: Graham that's it for today. Let's thank our alchemist Joey.

818
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Yeah, thank you so much for being here, buddy.

819
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: Um outside their house, outside their house, Yes, that's usually

820
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: lurking at jeby Grieber on Instagram. If you want to

821
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: keep in viral, If you want to keep in viral, yeah,

822
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 1: alright cool, Chris Avarado. Um, you can find me outside

823
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 1: your house. Stand that's right to be back here we go,

824
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: love you guys. How many ones? James Heeney. Well, I'm

825
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: gonna not be outside of your house. I'm not a

826
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: creeper like that, but I'll be inside. I'll be inside

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