WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Presenting the Marconi… God 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:01.520 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:05.440 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.560 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:15.560 treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:17.520 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:18.480 Wow. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:22.360 The Clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:28.600 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:36.080 In the air everywhere, And a happy Saturday to you. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:41.120 It is the fourteenth day of December, and you have 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:45.720 snumbled onto the Fifth Hour with me, Ben Mahler and 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:51.320 Danny g Radio and we have a home inger, a 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:56.200 hum inger of a story for you. So, Danny, you're 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.440 never supposed to know how they make the hot dogs, 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:00.600 right they say that, don't. You're not supposed to know 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.440 how they make the hot dogs. But on this day 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:08.240 here we need to go behind the microphone. So both 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.640 of us are very busy. We have first world jobs, 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.920 first world problems, right, dannyway, We're both very lucky we 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:18.399 were able to survive and radio and broadcasting and stuff. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:22.679 So and this podcast is a labor of love, right, 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:25.920 we do it get paid a lot of money for this. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:28.240 It's just, you know, we do it because we like it. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.280 It's fun and. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:33.160 I'm actually on an internship pretty much. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.479 And so so anyway, we do it for fun and 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.720 we have a good time. And fortunately we built up 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.600 a pretty good following and you guys have been great 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:42.679 and you listen to the podcast every weekend while you, 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:46.039 according to the feedback we get while you do your 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.280 your honeydeist or you're just hanging out at the house 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:53.880 whatever you might be doing. So great. So we recorded 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:58.760 a very odd hour for us. And I've been doing 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:02.120 this podcast. Oh god, I don't even know, man, it's 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:04.040 been like, how many years has this been with you? 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.000 I mean it's been three and a half with me 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:07.360 and I did it. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.720 With guess it's probably been almost six or seven years. 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.720 I've been doing this Podcast's been a long time. Well, 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.440 it's probably been six years. I think it was like, 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:16.280 I think it's like three and three or something like that. 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:18.640 I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.920 add up no matter. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.400 So, for the first time in the history of the 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:29.880 Fifth Hour podcast, we had done the podcast, as they say, 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.360 the hay was in the barn. We had done the 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:33.320 work and all that. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.960 Yeah, we signed off. Thanks, we'll see it for the 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.320 mail bag. Saturday was in the can as they say. 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:45.119 Later skater. And then I sent ua message with three 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.240 letters in it. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:50.200 Yeah, I thought you were a Mets fan. Suddenly it 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:51.040 said OMG. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:58.640 Because I went to save the file for the podcast, 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.600 because we record the podcast, yes, and then you add 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.360 bells and whistles to a Danny and magic touch on 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:06.520 it put some extra secret sauce in there and all that. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.359 So so I went to save the file and there 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:15.320 was no file to save. You got crickets. That is 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:21.560 all we got files. I thought, well, I know I'm tired, 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:25.720 but I'm we just did an entire episode of the podcast, 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:29.200 like there must be a file, Like it's got to 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:32.760 be a glitch. And so I said, uh, I said omg. 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:35.880 And then and then I sent you some other other 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.200 messages like I I Yeah. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:40.640 So we sat there and talked to each other for 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:41.360 forty minutes. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.840 Yeah, and it was a really good show. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:47.200 Oh dude, memorable. I think it was probably in our 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:48.400 top ten of all time. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:52.080 Yeah, and we'll likely win as some kind of podcasting award. 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.200 Will likely win as some kind of podcast. 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:55.800 I'm God because he's the only one who heard it. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:02.320 Yes, yes, well, they do say that radio is a 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:06.320 disposable form of entertainment, but podcasting is not supposed to 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.800 be that, right because everything's recorded and saved and replayed 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:14.320 and all that. Holy crap on a cracker. All right, Well, well, 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.200 I guess we know what we're gonna be talking about today, 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:17.880 Danny on this podcast. 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.440 Let me guess what the national day is. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:22.600 You want to give it, you want to give it 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:26.800 a shot, Danny, Yeah, Oh my goodness, holy crap. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:27.360 Yeah. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:29.840 And for anyone that doesn't think this is live on 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.880 the day I release it to the masses, it is 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.640 four am right now on this Saturday morning. 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:40.200 Yes, uh wait, what are we doing anyway on this podcast, Dady, 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:45.920 We've got Dean Martin little clickbait. Back that bus up. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.840 See on this podcast, I'll say it properly, back back 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:52.960 bass bus up? All right? This is shame. Yeah, And 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:56.640 we'll have the frames all the week, but we begin 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.720 with this. So last night, one of the reasons that 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:05.440 I'm I'm still trying, Danny, my darnedest, to try to 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:09.760 warm up, Try to warm up. I feel like I 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:14.760 spent the night in Siberia last night. It was that day, 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.800 that day, different than all other days. It was a 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.800 little Dean Martin action. Baby, it's cold outside. I was 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:25.680 Santa Claus. I played Santa Claus last night and spent 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:31.200 my time, my time once a year, four hours strapped 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.440 to the back. I dressed up as Santa Claus, and 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.400 I sat on the back of a fire truck and 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:39.760 they drove me around and I waved at people back 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.560 and forth, up and down the street, all kinds of streets, 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.960 rich people, poor people, every kind of person. And it 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.880 was a lot of fun. But I left Nanny. I 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:54.520 left as Santa Claus, and I came back as frosty 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.920 as the snowman. I mean you talk about blue balls, 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.920 My balls were ice. I mean it was man, was it? 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:05.479 It was California cold. I love her balls. It was 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:09.760 California cold. Now. I took all the appropriate steps, all 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:13.680 the appropriate steps INNY. I had several layers of clothing on. 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:18.080 I had some some hand warmer things I had. But 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.720 the handwarmers keep the palm of your hand warm. They 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:21.920 don't keep your fingers. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.160 How were they in your butt? Crack? 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:24.880 Well? 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.840 That was my butt felt great, But no, no, I had. 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:32.240 I had them strategically placed on my my shirt, so 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.880 I had some. I guess those are body warmer as 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:36.560 they call them. But I had my one of my back. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.120 The one on the back really worked well. One on 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.320 the chest didn't work that well. And but I had 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:43.800 these little Santa gloves, these white Santa gloves, and they 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:47.000 didn't do any of the socks I wore, i'd wol socks. 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:48.800 My brother who's lived in New York for years, he 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:52.640 said the most important thing was cool wol socks. He said, 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.400 that's the forget everything else, wol socks. That's what you 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:56.160 need to keep you warm. 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:56.440 Yeah. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:07:00.120 I agree, because your feet really if your feet are cold, 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:01.960 you can get sick pretty easily. 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:05.320 Yeah. So it was, uh, it was The wolf socks 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:08.240 were good. The only thing that really froze was my fingers. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:12.200 That was really bad. Those who needs fingers My right 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:15.360 hand was getting a workout. But it was. It was nice, 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.640 it was fun, wonderful. We had we all had a 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:19.640 good time. Well, I don't know if everyone had a 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:22.000 good time. I had a good time seeing the kids smiling. 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.280 I didn't even see that many kids smiling because full 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:27.080 disclosure on the and I'm gonna send out some photos 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.040 later today. I think later today, who know, I don't 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:30.200 even know. I remember. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.080 If not, you're going to be asleep, let's be honest, 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:33.240 sleeping most of the day. 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:35.040 But but I'll be sending out some photos at some 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:39.760 point this weekend of the Santa experience. And I had 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:43.080 I believe the term is stage lighting, where the light 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:47.840 was on me. So I was sitting on the back 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.280 of a fire truck waving at people, and I had 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.440 four lights. I had two behind me, two in front 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:52.600 of me. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.360 Santa the cellout, suddenly you're on TikTok. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So uh so it was great for 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.160 people who were taking photos of Santa. They had a 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:03.520 nice clear shot. But Santa, you. 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.040 Sound like the Ricky Henderson of Santa's right now, by 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:07.160 the way. I know, I know. 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.200 It's like being on stage in front of one hundred 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:15.239 thousand people and you don't know they're out there because 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.520 you can't see them because of the lighting. Whether there 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.400 weren't one hundred thousand people, there were a few people. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:20.960 And I would like to point out I say this 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:24.840 every year. The city I've been asked not to name 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.680 the city that I do this in for reasons I 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:32.000 can't get into here. But the city that I do 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:39.680 this in, there are some really really rich people that 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.560 live in this city, like in the hills, and I 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:46.920 end up waving at them driving up these one road 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:51.640 winding roads around the mountaintops. 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:51.280 To go U. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:55.440 Crenshaw to these mansions. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's comptent, 0:08:56.160 --> 0:09:00.160 and so making that trip up. And as you the 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:03.040 further you get up, the more money the houses are, 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:06.040 the fewer people that come out. Like in the city, 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.200 people come out. A lot of people now will just 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.440 open their front door and wave a lot of that 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.320 because it's cold and they don't want to go outside. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.640 And then the further we get up, the more the 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.920 property values, the fewer the amount of people that come out. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.200 Why is that they think they're too good for you? 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:28.040 I tend to think there's a causation correlation situation. I 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:32.079 don't know. I mean, maybe not, but either way, there 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:32.640 were I. 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.960 Don't need juice in. I bought all my own gifts 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:35.880 through my accountant. 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:39.000 Yeah, I'm my own Santa Man exactly. I don't. I 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:40.840 don't need you and your little sant outfit. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.800 I'm a self made Santa. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.319 So onlike years past, I did not see as many 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.480 people there were. I'm told there were many people. I'd 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.199 kind of blocked my I use my hand to block 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.480 the light so I could see the people. Had to 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:54.160 use my hand to block the light to see the people. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:58.080 So there was a good, a good turnout. I didn't 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:00.560 see that many of them. And then I got back 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:03.800 to the to the police station where I changed out 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:05.520 of my Santa suit. But before I did that, though, 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.840 my niece and my nephew came over. They lived not 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:12.000 far away from that town. And my my sweet niece, 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:17.080 beautiful young girl, and she she says, yeah, Uncle Benny, 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.199 were you Santa Claus on that fire truck? I said, no, 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.560 I would never do that. I would never hit on 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:26.839 a fire truck. Are you kidding me? Come on? And uh, 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:30.400 it was. It was quite cute and amusing. And my 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.240 my nephew didn't really care about any of it. He 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.920 was just kind of had a goofy face and then 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.360 that whole thing. So, but it was a lot of 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:37.040 it was a lot of fun. 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:37.280 It was. 0:10:37.320 --> 0:10:39.880 It was a good time and the only issue was 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.319 getting off the fire truck. Then, and you probably heard 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:45.040 about this maybe in another life, but I was very 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:54.560 concerned about calling. I'm a rather large human being and 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.280 I'm not as nimble as I used to be back 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.640 when I was Benny the ballerina in my younger It 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.960 would have been no problem the gymnastic part of my life, 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:07.040 but that's in the past. So I sat at the 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.000 edge of the side. Actually it was the back of 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.040 the fire truck. I sat at the end of it, 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:14.000 and I was contemplating, what do I do here? What's 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:15.960 the move? What is the move to get off the 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.960 fire truck? And I waited. I was going to do 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:22.600 it on my own, and I thought, well, in my head, 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.920 I fell, I slipped and then I went broke my 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:29.240 left arm in three places. And it became clickbait, and 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.960 then it was a big problem. I am such a 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:32.880 radio loser. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.160 Aggregating Is that the big word you guys used on 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:37.960 your website. 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:42.840 Yes, Aggregation is the word. You're taking a story and 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:48.559 you're getting you're getting listeners or viewers based on that. 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:52.160 And you're adding to it. If you had broken bones, 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.400 then that's not clickbait. I would have wanted to see that. 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:58.680 But some clickbait I've been dealing with over the past 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.959 couple of days. Now you're going to love this because 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:08.160 you are intertwined into the story. Flashback to last weekend's podcast. 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:12.480 All right, I did something that no Fifth Hour podcast 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:13.480 listeners should ever do. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:14.240 What's that? 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.599 I took advice from Ben Maller. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:20.160 How dare you? How dare you? Now? 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:24.320 Actually it started out good because we were talking Mike 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:29.199 Tyson and his PR people, one in New York, one 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.520 in Vegas there with him, and your advice was, don't 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:35.520 go with their question sheet. Just stay true to what 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.320 Covino and Rich want to ask them and screw the 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:39.040 PR people. 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:39.480 Yeah. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.160 I think my advice was you tell them you're going 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.320 to do exactly what they want you to do, and 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:44.240 then do whatever you want. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:48.480 Yes, Monday afternoon, I go in for the pre show 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.199 meeting and I show them the questions, and I said, 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.959 you do not read these questions. You ask him your 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.760 own questions. He's a big boy, you know, he's done 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.679 a lot of interviews. He can deflect it termed a 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:00.640 bob and weave. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:02.560 I think that's the term. He can bob and weave. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:08.000 Yeah, interview goes great, it's a zoom interview. Even better. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:12.320 The guys can see his response and his interactions. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:16.240 People have some mic bites together, some edibles, no sweet cheeks, 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:21.520 Mike sweet Mike sweet cheeks. And then the tagline is 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:29.560 everybody's eating them. I'm trying to get in on that, Mike. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.320 Everything's going great. Then they ask him about the fight 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:37.200 with Jake Paul. Covino says, what was Paul's power like? 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:41.120 And Mike said, I don't remember. I don't really remember 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.320 much of the fight. He says, I remember the first round, 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:48.560 coming back after the first round, and then him bowing. Well, Ben, 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.679 what do you think the national outlets have picked up 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.360 on in the past few days. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.760 Let's see here. I'm gonna go with the last part 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:57.520 for a thousand. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:02.560 The headline from New York Post dot com Mike Tyson 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:09.520 makes terrifying Jake paulfight revelation. Then the headline from People 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:13.559 dot com, Mike Tyson says he doesn't remember much of 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:14.480 Jake Paul fight. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.000 Don't know what the hell happened. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.920 Both of these articles, Benny, they're alluding to the fact 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:27.840 that maybe he has early dementia. It started out where 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:32.080 the PR people loved the interview, even the fact that 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.040 they asked that question about his butt cheeks. Mike Laught 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:38.000 had fun with it. After the interview was over, they 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.760 sent an email to me saying it was great. It 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.120 was awesome. He had fun, and I was like, you 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:45.280 know what, I did the right thing. It all worked out. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:49.360 But now and if you google Mike Tyson on your 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.000 device in front of you, yeah, I'm sure you could 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.240 see that this has now spun out of control where 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.760 people are making a big deal about this one clickbait piece. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.880 And when he said I don't remember all of it 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.440 to me at the time, when I was watching this 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:07.440 interview live in the studio, it felt like he was 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.880 deflecting a little bit, like what you predicted, Yeah. 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:12.600 If you don't want to answer it. It's like what 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:15.320 coaches do after football games. Well, I gotta watch the tape, 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:17.080 you know, I gotta go walk. I gotta go back 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.120 and watch the tape. And I don't want to talk 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.000 about it until I watched the DAVE because they know, 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.520 like a few days later, nobody cares in this case, 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.960 like I don't remember, you know whatever. 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:28.600 Yeah, and he admitted that he hasn't watched it back. 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.600 Yeah. Yeah, here's the Hindu Times. I always get my news. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.880 From the Hindu Times, Mike Tyson makes shocking admission about 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.520 Jake Paul fight. I don't remember the baddest man on 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:45.640 the planet, says us. Here's another one from some boxing website. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:49.480 Mike Tyson blanked out during Jake Paul fight. Uh, there's 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:54.360 a click on that thing. There's a British publication. Tyson 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:59.000 makes worrying admission reveals injuries after losing Jake Paul boxing fight. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:02.760 Oh there's a bunch of these stories. Yeah, he was 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.920 just there to get paid. He got his money and 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:07.600 all that. But the whole aggregation game, and I did 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:09.520 that for a long time when I ran my website, 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:13.040 which was a gossip website. It was aggregating the news. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.880 And it's really the modern aggregation. Not that I didn't 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.560 partake in this, because I certainly did some of it 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:21.920 back in the day. But it's like playing the children's 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:28.680 game Telephone, where you internationally pop it's called it's called 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:32.440 other places, different names, but you just start out, you 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:35.720 tell one person in the room, you whisper something person 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:39.520 to person, and then it changes and then at the 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.680 end you compare with the final messages to what the 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:45.080 original messages and it's never the same and aggregations the 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:47.560 same thing. It's like you have to add a little 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:51.560 extra garlic, a little pepper, maybe chienne pepper on top 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.080 of the story, and so it changes it. You want 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:56.680 to put your own spin on it, and then it 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.800 changes it enough and by the time it gets repackaged 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:01.080 like the New York you said it, I think you 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:03.040 told me the New York Post was the one that 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.720 really it kind of blew up from the New York Post. Yeah, 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:11.159 they have a worldwide audience and they have their spind 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:12.639 on it, and then people have to make it. They 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:14.760 can't say it's word for word from the New York Post, 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:18.200 so then they have to draw their own addition onto 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:22.000 the story. And then it's it's like legos. You keep 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:25.119 adding legos, it changes the design or whatever. You know 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:26.040 what I'm saying changes. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:26.360 Yeah. 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:29.160 Well, benmallard dot com is back because I blame you 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:32.080 for his pr people now being pissed about this. 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.120 Hey, this publicity. 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:39.200 Tell you something. Somebody. I believe in the magic Christian 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:42.440 that you know, everyone's got a price. If somebody wants 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:44.880 to write me a big enough check, I will absolutely 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:49.160 bring back Benmallard dot com bring that back. Of course 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:50.720 it would take a lot of money. 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:53.800 I feel like you would spend an hour typing out 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.880 a story and then you wouldn't save it on your computer. 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:05.120 I don't know what you're talking about. So back that 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:08.240 bus up, Back that bus up. We flashed back to 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:13.080 last weekend, the Mallard Ugly Sweater Party, A fine shin 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:14.040 dig the party. 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:15.760 I can't wait to find out about this. 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:18.680 You've never heard about this, Danny. So twenty twenty four 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:23.560 Ugly Sweater party, and update we're about We're about an 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:26.679 hour into the party. About an hour into the party, 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:30.240 things were going well. It was a typical ugly sweater party. 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:33.439 There was a nice crowd, a mix of my radio people, 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:36.800 a couple of my wife's co workers, some family were 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:39.679 there and they were eating their Kirkland brand pizza. And 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:44.160 I had made hundreds, hundreds of cookies. Not I had 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:48.200 chocolate chip, a lot of chocolate chip. There were oatmeal 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:50.240 raisin my wife likes oatmeal raisin. I had a lot 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:54.240 of those. We had gingerbread cookies, which I added, these 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:57.800 are soft gingerbread, not to be confused with the traditional gingerbread, 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:00.000 which are not soft. So I had that I made 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.200 some homemade brownies and I want to thank your family, 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:05.919 Danny gear Deeli brownies. I used the geara Deli brownie, 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:08.120 so I made those easy to make. So we had 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:11.280 all that ready to go and we put all that 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:14.199 together and it was it was fine, and had all 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:17.560 the food out, had some cake as well, and people 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:19.520 were eating. And about an hour hour and a half 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:24.159 into the party, all of a sudden, somebody's knocking on 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:26.960 the door, ringing the doorbell, and I wasn't near the 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:32.320 front door. Somebody opens the door and somebody had backed 0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:37.240 that bus up and Danny, hand to god here. It 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:41.560 was like a conga line. It reminded me of Deebo 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:44.399 Samuel coming out to take the field for the forty 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.280 nine ers where he's got the boom box, you know, 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:50.080 he's doing that thing and all the bump box, the 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:54.320 bump box. Yeah. So this the door opens and it 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:59.000 is a stampede of my wife's co workers that had 0:19:59.119 --> 0:20:02.920 gotten a party bus to come to the malard Ugly 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:06.639 Sweater party. And immediately the crowd double. We went from 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:10.920 five people to about seventy people give or take. 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:13.280 Was like cops gone wild. 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:15.080 Oh it was not. I mean, listen, they don't have 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:16.960 a good time. The cops know I have a good time. 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:19.800 So they were going crazy. It's getting loud, and I 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:21.560 want you to know, Danny, I made it all the 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:26.400 way through high school, college. I've I'm not a big 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.080 party guys. You know, I'm an introvert. But I have 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:30.239 been to parties. I have been to parties. I've been 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:33.399 to some crazy parties, not many, but some. But my 0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:38.440 entire life when I was age appropriate to go to parties, 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:41.080 not once was I ever at a party where the 0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:44.320 cops got called to shut the party down. The twenty 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:48.879 twenty four Ugly Sweater Party. Somebody called the cops. Some 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:53.679