1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:01,520 Speaker 1: Kabbooms. 2 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: Wow. 8 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special. 9 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 10 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: In the air everywhere, And a happy Saturday to you. 11 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: It is the fourteenth day of December, and you have 12 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: snumbled onto the Fifth Hour with me, Ben Mahler and 13 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: Danny g Radio and we have a home inger, a 14 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 1: hum inger of a story for you. So, Danny, you're 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: never supposed to know how they make the hot dogs, 16 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: right they say that, don't. You're not supposed to know 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 1: how they make the hot dogs. But on this day 18 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: here we need to go behind the microphone. So both 19 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 1: of us are very busy. We have first world jobs, 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: first world problems, right, dannyway, We're both very lucky we 21 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,399 Speaker 1: were able to survive and radio and broadcasting and stuff. 22 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: So and this podcast is a labor of love, right, 23 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: we do it get paid a lot of money for this. 24 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: It's just, you know, we do it because we like it. 25 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: It's fun and. 26 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 3: I'm actually on an internship pretty much. 27 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,479 Speaker 1: And so so anyway, we do it for fun and 28 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: we have a good time. And fortunately we built up 29 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: a pretty good following and you guys have been great 30 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 1: and you listen to the podcast every weekend while you, 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 1: according to the feedback we get while you do your 32 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: your honeydeist or you're just hanging out at the house 33 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: whatever you might be doing. So great. So we recorded 34 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: a very odd hour for us. And I've been doing 35 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: this podcast. Oh god, I don't even know, man, it's 36 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: been like, how many years has this been with you? 37 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 3: I mean it's been three and a half with me 38 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 3: and I did it. 39 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: With guess it's probably been almost six or seven years. 40 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: I've been doing this Podcast's been a long time. Well, 41 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: it's probably been six years. I think it was like, 42 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: I think it's like three and three or something like that. 43 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 2: I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to 44 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 2: add up no matter. 45 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: So, for the first time in the history of the 46 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: Fifth Hour podcast, we had done the podcast, as they say, 47 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: the hay was in the barn. We had done the 48 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: work and all that. 49 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, we signed off. Thanks, we'll see it for the 50 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 4: mail bag. Saturday was in the can as they say. 51 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:45,119 Speaker 1: Later skater. And then I sent ua message with three 52 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: letters in it. 53 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you were a Mets fan. Suddenly it 54 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 4: said OMG. 55 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 1: Because I went to save the file for the podcast, 56 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: because we record the podcast, yes, and then you add 57 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: bells and whistles to a Danny and magic touch on 58 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 1: it put some extra secret sauce in there and all that. 59 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,359 Speaker 1: So so I went to save the file and there 60 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: was no file to save. You got crickets. That is 61 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: all we got files. I thought, well, I know I'm tired, 62 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: but I'm we just did an entire episode of the podcast, 63 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: like there must be a file, Like it's got to 64 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: be a glitch. And so I said, uh, I said omg. 65 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: And then and then I sent you some other other 66 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: messages like I I Yeah. 67 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 4: So we sat there and talked to each other for 68 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 4: forty minutes. 69 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was a really good show. 70 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 4: Oh dude, memorable. I think it was probably in our 71 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 4: top ten of all time. 72 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll likely win as some kind of podcasting award. 73 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: Will likely win as some kind of podcast. 74 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 3: I'm God because he's the only one who heard it. 75 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, well, they do say that radio is a 76 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: disposable form of entertainment, but podcasting is not supposed to 77 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: be that, right because everything's recorded and saved and replayed 78 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: and all that. Holy crap on a cracker. All right, Well, well, 79 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: I guess we know what we're gonna be talking about today, 80 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: Danny on this podcast. 81 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 3: Let me guess what the national day is. 82 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: You want to give it, you want to give it 83 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: a shot, Danny, Yeah, Oh my goodness, holy crap. 84 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. 85 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 4: And for anyone that doesn't think this is live on 86 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 4: the day I release it to the masses, it is 87 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 4: four am right now on this Saturday morning. 88 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: Yes, uh wait, what are we doing anyway on this podcast, Dady, 89 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 1: We've got Dean Martin little clickbait. Back that bus up. 90 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,840 Speaker 1: See on this podcast, I'll say it properly, back back 91 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: bass bus up? All right? This is shame. Yeah, And 92 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 1: we'll have the frames all the week, but we begin 93 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 1: with this. So last night, one of the reasons that 94 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: I'm I'm still trying, Danny, my darnedest, to try to 95 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: warm up, Try to warm up. I feel like I 96 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: spent the night in Siberia last night. It was that day, 97 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: that day, different than all other days. It was a 98 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: little Dean Martin action. Baby, it's cold outside. I was 99 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: Santa Claus. I played Santa Claus last night and spent 100 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: my time, my time once a year, four hours strapped 101 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: to the back. I dressed up as Santa Claus, and 102 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: I sat on the back of a fire truck and 103 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 1: they drove me around and I waved at people back 104 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: and forth, up and down the street, all kinds of streets, 105 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: rich people, poor people, every kind of person. And it 106 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. But I left Nanny. I 107 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: left as Santa Claus, and I came back as frosty 108 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 1: as the snowman. I mean you talk about blue balls, 109 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: My balls were ice. I mean it was man, was it? 110 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,479 Speaker 1: It was California cold. I love her balls. It was 111 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: California cold. Now. I took all the appropriate steps, all 112 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: the appropriate steps INNY. I had several layers of clothing on. 113 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: I had some some hand warmer things I had. But 114 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,720 Speaker 1: the handwarmers keep the palm of your hand warm. They 115 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: don't keep your fingers. 116 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 3: How were they in your butt? Crack? 117 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 2: Well? 118 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,840 Speaker 1: That was my butt felt great, But no, no, I had. 119 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: I had them strategically placed on my my shirt, so 120 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: I had some. I guess those are body warmer as 121 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: they call them. But I had my one of my back. 122 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: The one on the back really worked well. One on 123 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: the chest didn't work that well. And but I had 124 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 1: these little Santa gloves, these white Santa gloves, and they 125 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 1: didn't do any of the socks I wore, i'd wol socks. 126 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: My brother who's lived in New York for years, he 127 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: said the most important thing was cool wol socks. He said, 128 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: that's the forget everything else, wol socks. That's what you 129 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,160 Speaker 1: need to keep you warm. 130 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. 131 00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 4: I agree, because your feet really if your feet are cold, 132 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 4: you can get sick pretty easily. 133 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. So it was, uh, it was The wolf socks 134 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: were good. The only thing that really froze was my fingers. 135 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: That was really bad. Those who needs fingers My right 136 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: hand was getting a workout. But it was. It was nice, 137 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: it was fun, wonderful. We had we all had a 138 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: good time. Well, I don't know if everyone had a 139 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 1: good time. I had a good time seeing the kids smiling. 140 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: I didn't even see that many kids smiling because full 141 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: disclosure on the and I'm gonna send out some photos 142 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: later today. I think later today, who know, I don't 143 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: even know. I remember. 144 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 3: If not, you're going to be asleep, let's be honest, 145 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 3: sleeping most of the day. 146 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: But but I'll be sending out some photos at some 147 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: point this weekend of the Santa experience. And I had 148 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: I believe the term is stage lighting, where the light 149 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: was on me. So I was sitting on the back 150 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: of a fire truck waving at people, and I had 151 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 1: four lights. I had two behind me, two in front 152 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: of me. 153 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 3: Santa the cellout, suddenly you're on TikTok. 154 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So uh so it was great for 155 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,160 Speaker 1: people who were taking photos of Santa. They had a 156 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: nice clear shot. But Santa, you. 157 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 3: Sound like the Ricky Henderson of Santa's right now, by 158 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 3: the way. I know, I know. 159 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: It's like being on stage in front of one hundred 160 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:15,239 Speaker 1: thousand people and you don't know they're out there because 161 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: you can't see them because of the lighting. Whether there 162 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: weren't one hundred thousand people, there were a few people. 163 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 1: And I would like to point out I say this 164 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 1: every year. The city I've been asked not to name 165 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: the city that I do this in for reasons I 166 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: can't get into here. But the city that I do 167 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 1: this in, there are some really really rich people that 168 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,560 Speaker 1: live in this city, like in the hills, and I 169 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 1: end up waving at them driving up these one road 170 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,640 Speaker 1: winding roads around the mountaintops. 171 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 3: To go U. 172 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 1: Crenshaw to these mansions. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's comptent, 173 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: and so making that trip up. And as you the 174 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,040 Speaker 1: further you get up, the more money the houses are, 175 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: the fewer people that come out. Like in the city, 176 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: people come out. A lot of people now will just 177 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 1: open their front door and wave a lot of that 178 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: because it's cold and they don't want to go outside. 179 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: And then the further we get up, the more the 180 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: property values, the fewer the amount of people that come out. 181 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,200 Speaker 3: Why is that they think they're too good for you? 182 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,040 Speaker 1: I tend to think there's a causation correlation situation. I 183 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:32,079 Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, maybe not, but either way, there 184 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:32,640 Speaker 1: were I. 185 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,960 Speaker 3: Don't need juice in. I bought all my own gifts 186 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 3: through my accountant. 187 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm my own Santa Man exactly. I don't. I 188 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,840 Speaker 1: don't need you and your little sant outfit. 189 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 3: I'm a self made Santa. 190 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,319 Speaker 1: So onlike years past, I did not see as many 191 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,480 Speaker 1: people there were. I'm told there were many people. I'd 192 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,199 Speaker 1: kind of blocked my I use my hand to block 193 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: the light so I could see the people. Had to 194 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: use my hand to block the light to see the people. 195 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:58,080 Speaker 1: So there was a good, a good turnout. I didn't 196 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,560 Speaker 1: see that many of them. And then I got back 197 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 1: to the to the police station where I changed out 198 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: of my Santa suit. But before I did that, though, 199 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: my niece and my nephew came over. They lived not 200 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: far away from that town. And my my sweet niece, 201 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:17,080 Speaker 1: beautiful young girl, and she she says, yeah, Uncle Benny, 202 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,199 Speaker 1: were you Santa Claus on that fire truck? I said, no, 203 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 1: I would never do that. I would never hit on 204 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,839 Speaker 1: a fire truck. Are you kidding me? Come on? And uh, 205 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 1: it was. It was quite cute and amusing. And my 206 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: my nephew didn't really care about any of it. He 207 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:34,920 Speaker 1: was just kind of had a goofy face and then 208 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 1: that whole thing. So, but it was a lot of 209 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun. 210 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:37,280 Speaker 3: It was. 211 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 1: It was a good time and the only issue was 212 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,319 Speaker 1: getting off the fire truck. Then, and you probably heard 213 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 1: about this maybe in another life, but I was very 214 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:54,560 Speaker 1: concerned about calling. I'm a rather large human being and 215 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,280 Speaker 1: I'm not as nimble as I used to be back 216 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 1: when I was Benny the ballerina in my younger It 217 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 1: would have been no problem the gymnastic part of my life, 218 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 1: but that's in the past. So I sat at the 219 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 1: edge of the side. Actually it was the back of 220 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,040 Speaker 1: the fire truck. I sat at the end of it, 221 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 1: and I was contemplating, what do I do here? What's 222 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 1: the move? What is the move to get off the 223 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,960 Speaker 1: fire truck? And I waited. I was going to do 224 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,600 Speaker 1: it on my own, and I thought, well, in my head, 225 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,920 Speaker 1: I fell, I slipped and then I went broke my 226 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,240 Speaker 1: left arm in three places. And it became clickbait, and 227 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,960 Speaker 1: then it was a big problem. I am such a 228 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: radio loser. 229 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,160 Speaker 4: Aggregating Is that the big word you guys used on 230 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:37,960 Speaker 4: your website. 231 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:42,840 Speaker 1: Yes, Aggregation is the word. You're taking a story and 232 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:48,559 Speaker 1: you're getting you're getting listeners or viewers based on that. 233 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 4: And you're adding to it. If you had broken bones, 234 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,400 Speaker 4: then that's not clickbait. I would have wanted to see that. 235 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 4: But some clickbait I've been dealing with over the past 236 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,959 Speaker 4: couple of days. Now you're going to love this because 237 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 4: you are intertwined into the story. Flashback to last weekend's podcast. 238 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:12,480 Speaker 4: All right, I did something that no Fifth Hour podcast 239 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,480 Speaker 4: listeners should ever do. 240 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 1: What's that? 241 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,599 Speaker 3: I took advice from Ben Maller. 242 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,160 Speaker 1: How dare you? How dare you? Now? 243 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,320 Speaker 4: Actually it started out good because we were talking Mike 244 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:29,199 Speaker 4: Tyson and his PR people, one in New York, one 245 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 4: in Vegas there with him, and your advice was, don't 246 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 4: go with their question sheet. Just stay true to what 247 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,320 Speaker 4: Covino and Rich want to ask them and screw the 248 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 4: PR people. 249 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 3: Yeah. 250 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,160 Speaker 1: I think my advice was you tell them you're going 251 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: to do exactly what they want you to do, and 252 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 1: then do whatever you want. 253 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 4: Yes, Monday afternoon, I go in for the pre show 254 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,199 Speaker 4: meeting and I show them the questions, and I said, 255 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,959 Speaker 4: you do not read these questions. You ask him your 256 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 4: own questions. He's a big boy, you know, he's done 257 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,679 Speaker 4: a lot of interviews. He can deflect it termed a 258 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 4: bob and weave. 259 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,560 Speaker 1: I think that's the term. He can bob and weave. 260 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, interview goes great, it's a zoom interview. Even better. 261 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,320 Speaker 4: The guys can see his response and his interactions. 262 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:16,240 Speaker 1: People have some mic bites together, some edibles, no sweet cheeks, 263 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:21,520 Speaker 1: Mike sweet Mike sweet cheeks. And then the tagline is 264 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:29,560 Speaker 1: everybody's eating them. I'm trying to get in on that, Mike. 265 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,320 Speaker 4: Everything's going great. Then they ask him about the fight 266 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,200 Speaker 4: with Jake Paul. Covino says, what was Paul's power like? 267 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,120 Speaker 4: And Mike said, I don't remember. I don't really remember 268 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 4: much of the fight. He says, I remember the first round, 269 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,560 Speaker 4: coming back after the first round, and then him bowing. Well, Ben, 270 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,679 Speaker 4: what do you think the national outlets have picked up 271 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 4: on in the past few days. 272 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: Let's see here. I'm gonna go with the last part 273 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 1: for a thousand. 274 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:02,560 Speaker 4: The headline from New York Post dot com Mike Tyson 275 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 4: makes terrifying Jake paulfight revelation. Then the headline from People 276 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,559 Speaker 4: dot com, Mike Tyson says he doesn't remember much of 277 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 4: Jake Paul fight. 278 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 3: Don't know what the hell happened. 279 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,920 Speaker 4: Both of these articles, Benny, they're alluding to the fact 280 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 4: that maybe he has early dementia. It started out where 281 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 4: the PR people loved the interview, even the fact that 282 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 4: they asked that question about his butt cheeks. Mike Laught 283 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 4: had fun with it. After the interview was over, they 284 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 4: sent an email to me saying it was great. It 285 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 4: was awesome. He had fun, and I was like, you 286 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 4: know what, I did the right thing. It all worked out. 287 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 4: But now and if you google Mike Tyson on your 288 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,000 Speaker 4: device in front of you, yeah, I'm sure you could 289 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,240 Speaker 4: see that this has now spun out of control where 290 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,760 Speaker 4: people are making a big deal about this one clickbait piece. 291 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 4: And when he said I don't remember all of it 292 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 4: to me at the time, when I was watching this 293 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,440 Speaker 4: interview live in the studio, it felt like he was 294 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,880 Speaker 4: deflecting a little bit, like what you predicted, Yeah. 295 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: If you don't want to answer it. It's like what 296 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: coaches do after football games. Well, I gotta watch the tape, 297 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 1: you know, I gotta go walk. I gotta go back 298 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 1: and watch the tape. And I don't want to talk 299 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,000 Speaker 1: about it until I watched the DAVE because they know, 300 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 1: like a few days later, nobody cares in this case, 301 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 1: like I don't remember, you know whatever. 302 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, and he admitted that he hasn't watched it back. 303 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, here's the Hindu Times. I always get my news. 304 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,880 Speaker 1: From the Hindu Times, Mike Tyson makes shocking admission about 305 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,520 Speaker 1: Jake Paul fight. I don't remember the baddest man on 306 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 1: the planet, says us. Here's another one from some boxing website. 307 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: Mike Tyson blanked out during Jake Paul fight. Uh, there's 308 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 1: a click on that thing. There's a British publication. Tyson 309 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:59,000 Speaker 1: makes worrying admission reveals injuries after losing Jake Paul boxing fight. 310 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,760 Speaker 1: Oh there's a bunch of these stories. Yeah, he was 311 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,920 Speaker 1: just there to get paid. He got his money and 312 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,600 Speaker 1: all that. But the whole aggregation game, and I did 313 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: that for a long time when I ran my website, 314 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:13,040 Speaker 1: which was a gossip website. It was aggregating the news. 315 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,880 Speaker 1: And it's really the modern aggregation. Not that I didn't 316 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 1: partake in this, because I certainly did some of it 317 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 1: back in the day. But it's like playing the children's 318 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 1: game Telephone, where you internationally pop it's called it's called 319 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 1: other places, different names, but you just start out, you 320 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 1: tell one person in the room, you whisper something person 321 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: to person, and then it changes and then at the 322 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 1: end you compare with the final messages to what the 323 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: original messages and it's never the same and aggregations the 324 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,560 Speaker 1: same thing. It's like you have to add a little 325 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 1: extra garlic, a little pepper, maybe chienne pepper on top 326 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 1: of the story, and so it changes it. You want 327 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: to put your own spin on it, and then it 328 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 1: changes it enough and by the time it gets repackaged 329 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 1: like the New York you said it, I think you 330 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,040 Speaker 1: told me the New York Post was the one that 331 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,720 Speaker 1: really it kind of blew up from the New York Post. Yeah, 332 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,159 Speaker 1: they have a worldwide audience and they have their spind 333 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,639 Speaker 1: on it, and then people have to make it. They 334 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,760 Speaker 1: can't say it's word for word from the New York Post, 335 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,200 Speaker 1: so then they have to draw their own addition onto 336 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,000 Speaker 1: the story. And then it's it's like legos. You keep 337 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,119 Speaker 1: adding legos, it changes the design or whatever. You know 338 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: what I'm saying changes. 339 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:26,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. 340 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:29,160 Speaker 4: Well, benmallard dot com is back because I blame you 341 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,080 Speaker 4: for his pr people now being pissed about this. 342 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,120 Speaker 3: Hey, this publicity. 343 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 1: Tell you something. Somebody. I believe in the magic Christian 344 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,440 Speaker 1: that you know, everyone's got a price. If somebody wants 345 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,880 Speaker 1: to write me a big enough check, I will absolutely 346 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:49,160 Speaker 1: bring back Benmallard dot com bring that back. Of course 347 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,720 Speaker 1: it would take a lot of money. 348 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 4: I feel like you would spend an hour typing out 349 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,880 Speaker 4: a story and then you wouldn't save it on your computer. 350 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:05,120 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. So back that 351 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 1: bus up, Back that bus up. We flashed back to 352 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 1: last weekend, the Mallard Ugly Sweater Party, A fine shin 353 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 1: dig the party. 354 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,760 Speaker 3: I can't wait to find out about this. 355 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,680 Speaker 1: You've never heard about this, Danny. So twenty twenty four 356 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:23,560 Speaker 1: Ugly Sweater party, and update we're about We're about an 357 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,679 Speaker 1: hour into the party. About an hour into the party, 358 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 1: things were going well. It was a typical ugly sweater party. 359 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,439 Speaker 1: There was a nice crowd, a mix of my radio people, 360 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: a couple of my wife's co workers, some family were 361 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,679 Speaker 1: there and they were eating their Kirkland brand pizza. And 362 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:44,160 Speaker 1: I had made hundreds, hundreds of cookies. Not I had 363 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,200 Speaker 1: chocolate chip, a lot of chocolate chip. There were oatmeal 364 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,240 Speaker 1: raisin my wife likes oatmeal raisin. I had a lot 365 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 1: of those. We had gingerbread cookies, which I added, these 366 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 1: are soft gingerbread, not to be confused with the traditional gingerbread, 367 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,000 Speaker 1: which are not soft. So I had that I made 368 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 1: some homemade brownies and I want to thank your family, 369 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,919 Speaker 1: Danny gear Deeli brownies. I used the geara Deli brownie, 370 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,120 Speaker 1: so I made those easy to make. So we had 371 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 1: all that ready to go and we put all that 372 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,199 Speaker 1: together and it was it was fine, and had all 373 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,560 Speaker 1: the food out, had some cake as well, and people 374 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 1: were eating. And about an hour hour and a half 375 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:24,159 Speaker 1: into the party, all of a sudden, somebody's knocking on 376 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,960 Speaker 1: the door, ringing the doorbell, and I wasn't near the 377 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:32,320 Speaker 1: front door. Somebody opens the door and somebody had backed 378 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:37,240 Speaker 1: that bus up and Danny, hand to god here. It 379 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,560 Speaker 1: was like a conga line. It reminded me of Deebo 380 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,399 Speaker 1: Samuel coming out to take the field for the forty 381 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 1: nine ers where he's got the boom box, you know, 382 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,080 Speaker 1: he's doing that thing and all the bump box, the 383 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:54,320 Speaker 1: bump box. Yeah. So this the door opens and it 384 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 1: is a stampede of my wife's co workers that had 385 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,920 Speaker 1: gotten a party bus to come to the malard Ugly 386 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,639 Speaker 1: Sweater party. And immediately the crowd double. We went from 387 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,920 Speaker 1: five people to about seventy people give or take. 388 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 3: Was like cops gone wild. 389 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,080 Speaker 1: Oh it was not. I mean, listen, they don't have 390 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 1: a good time. The cops know I have a good time. 391 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: So they were going crazy. It's getting loud, and I 392 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 1: want you to know, Danny, I made it all the 393 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:26,400 Speaker 1: way through high school, college. I've I'm not a big 394 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: party guys. You know, I'm an introvert. But I have 395 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,239 Speaker 1: been to parties. I have been to parties. I've been 396 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,399 Speaker 1: to some crazy parties, not many, but some. But my 397 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:38,440 Speaker 1: entire life when I was age appropriate to go to parties, 398 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 1: not once was I ever at a party where the 399 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: cops got called to shut the party down. The twenty 400 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,879 Speaker 1: twenty four Ugly Sweater Party. Somebody called the cops. Some 401 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,679 Speaker 1: some Karen knarked on us and called the cops, and 402 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: so they showed up at the house. And let me 403 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,679 Speaker 1: tell you something, Danny, if you ever find yourself in 404 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 1: a city situation in your life where you have the 405 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,199 Speaker 1: police show up and you're at your place because the 406 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,679 Speaker 1: party's too loud, may you be lucky enough to have 407 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,960 Speaker 1: police answer the door. 408 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, because they called the cops on the cops exactly. 409 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,879 Speaker 1: Yeah. Because the party. I mean, there were some radio people. 410 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 1: I invited a bunch of people, you know, some showed up, 411 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 1: some didn't whatever, but the bulk of the party, the 412 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,679 Speaker 1: whole party bus was my wife's co workers and she 413 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,720 Speaker 1: works at a police station, so it was all cops 414 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 1: and so it was all I was not near the 415 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: front door. I saw from a distance, I observed and 416 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:39,160 Speaker 1: like the cop that showed up the check on us 417 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,000 Speaker 1: by the time he opened the door. They all speak 418 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,520 Speaker 1: the same language, Danny, So it's like they had the 419 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 1: Rosetta stone on how to talk to a cop. And 420 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,760 Speaker 1: so the guy was like smiling and laughing and having 421 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,920 Speaker 1: a good time and all that stuff. 422 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,320 Speaker 4: So they made him a plate of brownies and cookies 423 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 4: whatever he wants and and so so, yeah, that was 424 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,440 Speaker 4: pretty cool. 425 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: That was That was pretty cool. So I can say 426 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: that the Ugly Sweater party was the cresiest of all 427 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 1: time because never before we've had a lot of these things. 428 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 1: Never before has somebody ratted us out and call the 429 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,560 Speaker 1: police and so, and I'm not going to say that 430 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 1: it was it was Ferg Dog that did it or alf. 431 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,359 Speaker 1: I don't think those guys would have done it, but 432 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,280 Speaker 1: I don't know who did. Somebody did. I have no idea. 433 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,879 Speaker 1: Got a murder, All right, let's get to the word 434 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,640 Speaker 1: of the week. Are you ready for the word a week? 435 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:25,160 Speaker 3: The replay of the word of. 436 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,920 Speaker 1: The week, well, really more of a phrase of the week. 437 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: But this is from Becky from Nebraska. I don't know 438 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,200 Speaker 1: where in Nebraska, but as I like to say, Danny, 439 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,639 Speaker 1: there's only three cities in Nebraska that she could possibly live, 440 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,720 Speaker 1: and everything else is just farmland. Anyway, Becky rights, she's 441 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,800 Speaker 1: I know, it's like I've heard that before too, blow 442 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:49,640 Speaker 1: your own trumpet, which is Becky said she heard me 443 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,920 Speaker 1: mention this this week on a monologu, which is true. 444 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't mention blow your own trumpet in 445 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 1: a reference to I think I I if I remember correctly, 446 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: we're talking about Wan Soo's opening news conference with the Mets, 447 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 1: and I know that's exciting here and and the Mets 448 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,320 Speaker 1: not only get Juan Soto, they get the baby that 449 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 1: will be born later in Juan Soto's belly. But but anyway, 450 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,840 Speaker 1: I talked about how it's just unlikable and just like 451 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: the whole vibe I got it was just like I 452 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 1: hate got the athletes that are that arrogant just rubbed. 453 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:27,399 Speaker 3: Me the wrong way. Yeah, arrogant and entitled exactly. 454 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,320 Speaker 1: That's just there are people that think that's great and 455 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,240 Speaker 1: good for you. And I know him in the minority, 456 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: but like Blake Snell, Juan Soto, Machado, Carlos correct, guys 457 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,040 Speaker 1: like that just really really bothered me anyway. So I 458 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 1: said something like Juan Soda, I think the tease on 459 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 1: the in the monologue was he's part of the New 460 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:54,240 Speaker 1: York Philharmonic Orchestra, He's the one blowing his own trumpet. 461 00:23:54,440 --> 00:24:00,879 Speaker 1: And and the phrase becky, oh my god, exactly to 462 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,840 Speaker 1: blow your own trumpet is actually it's a version of 463 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 1: blow your own horn. He blew me off at a 464 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: hotel near lax That was clearly edited. I never said that. 465 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 1: The people that study words say middle of the nineteenth century, 466 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,919 Speaker 1: and it actually, though becky comes from an earlier expression, 467 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,720 Speaker 1: blow your own trumpet, which dates back to at least 468 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 1: the fifteen hundreds. And they say they who know who 469 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:39,119 Speaker 1: claim to know that it actually originated from medieval times, 470 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 1: not the restaurant I know there is that still around 471 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,000 Speaker 1: medieval times. Is that still a thing? 472 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,040 Speaker 3: It is? 473 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, not the restaurant medieval times. But no, no, no, 474 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:54,200 Speaker 1: this is something that I had seen Danny in Robin 475 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,359 Speaker 1: Hood and old movies about medieval times, but I always 476 00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 1: thought it was bullshit. I think there was possibly real, 477 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: But apparently it was that to announce the arrival of 478 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 1: the king, Harald's blue trumpets to announce the arrival of 479 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:16,600 Speaker 1: the king, and so any merchant or other commoner who 480 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 1: wanted to announce his arrival had to blow his own horn. 481 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:26,760 Speaker 1: So thus the term blow your own horn and whatnot 482 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,639 Speaker 1: got twisted around blow your own trumpet, whatever, But that 483 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:35,200 Speaker 1: is it, blow your own trumpet a tribute to medieval 484 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,240 Speaker 1: times when they would announce the arrival of the king. 485 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 1: Kind of like we're announcing that this is it. And 486 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that we're not going to have to 487 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 1: do this a third time. I'm positive that we will 488 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,239 Speaker 1: not have to do this the third time, but if 489 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: we did, it would be even better than the last 490 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 1: one that we just Anyway, all right, Saturday, it's much 491 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 1: later than it was supposed to be because of this 492 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 1: bad job by me and anything you want to promote. 493 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,919 Speaker 1: Not a great sporting day today, that'd be fair to say, right, No, 494 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,720 Speaker 1: No NFL on Saturday till next weekend. Yeah, Bowl games 495 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: aren't really a thing, right, We've just got one game 496 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 1: to watch today, and that was pretty much. 497 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, all eyes are on what we. 498 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:25,160 Speaker 4: Call Army Navy, but it's Navy at Army today. Tonight 499 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 4: there's the Veterans Bowl with two historically black schools. 500 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,520 Speaker 1: Hey man, you might not notice, but I'm black. 501 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,280 Speaker 4: Not a lot of Bowl action yet, Ben, But I 502 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,360 Speaker 4: know you love the Army Navy matchups. From when we 503 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,920 Speaker 4: were kids, those were some really good football teach. 504 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,480 Speaker 1: Oh, it was always in Philadelphia. They made a big deal. 505 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 1: I remember being on CBS and they were combined. It 506 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 1: was like watching what would be the end watching the 507 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 1: Jets and Giants play. Just terrible teams, horrible teams and all. 508 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, and we obviously respected both teams and all the 509 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,440 Speaker 4: for what they do for the country, but the play 510 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 4: on the field left a lot to be desired. 511 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, when we were kids, it was, Hey, you know, 512 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,360 Speaker 1: the Army and the Navy they win the real battles. 513 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 1: They don't worry about the football battles. You know, they 514 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,320 Speaker 1: win war. 515 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you want to talk about trenches, buddy. 516 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. And years ago, my friend Marlin's man, he 517 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,760 Speaker 1: invited me to an Army Navy game. It was actually 518 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,679 Speaker 1: in New Jersey and I was unable to make it. 519 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,199 Speaker 1: I would love to go to that game. That's one 520 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,400 Speaker 1: of those those games in American sports. It doesn't matter 521 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,720 Speaker 1: whether they're good or not. It's just to see the scene, 522 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,520 Speaker 1: the pomp and circumstance at that game. It's always really, 523 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,760 Speaker 1: really really cool. All Right, we'll get out on that. 524 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 1: I have a wonderful rest of your day. 525 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 4: And I feel like you're going to sleep for an 526 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 4: eight hour stretch right now. 527 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,000 Speaker 1: Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, So this show is so good. 528 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 1: We did it twice. It's so so nice. We did 529 00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 1: it twice, you old man. 530 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,239 Speaker 4: I feel like by the time we're arrested, we're going 531 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 4: to do the mail bag on Monday. 532 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,840 Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna be oh man, all right, we have 533 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 1: a great I'm going to I'm going back to sleep. Then, yeah, 534 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,400 Speaker 1: I'm getting out of here. See you later. 535 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, go to frost your fingers later, skater My felation