WEBVTT - The Fertility Test

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<v Speaker 1>Single the Lamasca Princes Amida bitch previously on the Princess

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<v Speaker 1>of South Beach. Oh right, My twin Maria del Garman,

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<v Speaker 1>decided to usurp my fabulous life after I Gloria Caldon

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<v Speaker 1>tragically died in a boat accident. Boo who. But after

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<v Speaker 1>meeting my family the Calderons, Maria del Carmin read a

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<v Speaker 1>mysterious letter that she found in my diary, which she

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<v Speaker 1>opened without my permission. By the way, and the very

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<v Speaker 1>mysterious letters said, dear Gloria, I hope you're doing well

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<v Speaker 1>and are still receiving my letters. I can't even imagine

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<v Speaker 1>how many have failed to reach your hands. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you're reading this, then you need to know that your

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<v Speaker 1>entire life has been a lie. Gloria. I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is hard to believed. The people who raise what the

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<v Speaker 1>people who raise you are murderers. You are not a Caleton.

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<v Speaker 1>You are my daughter. I still remember the day your

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<v Speaker 1>mother told me she was pregnant. It was the happiest

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<v Speaker 1>day of our lives. I had always dreamt of having

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<v Speaker 1>a daughter, so imagine how happy I was when your

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<v Speaker 1>mother told me she was pregnant with tweens. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have tweens? Are you sure? Babies? See you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a double dad. My belly is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna live like an overstop t Well, then give

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<v Speaker 1>me a side of what I'm only because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>eat you up much a little. This is a miracle,

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<v Speaker 1>a double miracle. Two girls pile. What are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do about your job? Louisa is not a particularly understanding person,

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<v Speaker 1>and her father is even worse. Do you think they'll

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<v Speaker 1>fire you for being pregnant? I hope not, but I

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<v Speaker 1>never know what to expect from the colors m But

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<v Speaker 1>I tell the Lisa Monday and we'll see what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>But don't worry, you See, the most important thing is

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to be her family. In those days, your

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<v Speaker 1>mother and I had just arrived in the United States.

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<v Speaker 1>We were poor, but full of hope for a better

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<v Speaker 1>future for our little family. I work in a factory

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<v Speaker 1>backing fruits, and your mother was working as a maid

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<v Speaker 1>in the house of Don, the richest and most powerful

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<v Speaker 1>men in all of Miamia. Louisa, Louisa, Uh water, bring

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<v Speaker 1>me water, Louisa? What happened to your hair? I bleached it?

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<v Speaker 1>You said I would look better blond. No, I said

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<v Speaker 1>you would look better if I was blind. Well, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's what are you wearing? Man invited me to a

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<v Speaker 1>fancy dinner tonight on my dime. I'm sure you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have married him more useless person. He's not useless, he's useless.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him my most successful factory, and what did

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<v Speaker 1>he do? He left it in ruins. As if that

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<v Speaker 1>weren't bad enough, the two of you still haven't given

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<v Speaker 1>me a grandson, an air, I'm not getting any younger.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm going to die waiting for you to

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<v Speaker 1>fulfill the only task your qualified form. Don't worry, Pappa,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see soon. Papa, when are you going to see

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor? Why would I go and see another doctor

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<v Speaker 1>so he can tell me what I already know that

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<v Speaker 1>I am dying of disappointment surrounded by people who do

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but spend my money. Is there anything else I

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<v Speaker 1>can do for you, Papa? No, there's nothing you can

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<v Speaker 1>do for me. You're useless. Leave me alone with my regret.

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<v Speaker 1>It's better company anyway, I never mind. Finally, where were you?

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<v Speaker 1>He was preparing somempty for your father's Lisa. How long

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<v Speaker 1>does it take to boil water? He almost died of

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<v Speaker 1>a coffin thing. Well, you were taking your sweet time.

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<v Speaker 1>I will try to be more efficient with boiling in

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<v Speaker 1>the future. Enough with your excuses, I already did your

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<v Speaker 1>job for you are now I'm late for my dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring me my red boots, stupid maid. Why is good

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<v Speaker 1>help so hard to find? I hear your go senoritas,

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<v Speaker 1>what you're useless? I didn't say the maroon boots. I

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<v Speaker 1>said the red boot. It's my fault. I will bring

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<v Speaker 1>you the correct ones to do everything myself. Oh that's better.

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<v Speaker 1>The skirt looks better with the red boots, don't you see?

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<v Speaker 1>He looked pretty. We have dinner reservations at the most

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<v Speaker 1>popular restaurant in all of South Beach. Wow, and that's lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you both have a great night, and I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you in The other girls will be so jealous

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<v Speaker 1>when they see me in this dress and looking like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna drive him crazy, but he's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to resist. I see, Cecy, you look very beautiful. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>you're and will finally be able to conceive that grandson.

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<v Speaker 1>My father constantly demands a woman's job is to be

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<v Speaker 1>a mother, Luisa, When are you going to get pregnant? Louisa,

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<v Speaker 1>your face looks like a Picasso And I don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>it in a good way, Louisa. It's not like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying. Being a Mother's the only thing I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do in my life. Why no, don't be

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<v Speaker 1>so hard on him, Senorita. You already know that he's diseased,

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<v Speaker 1>as Kim mover and who asked you for your opinion? Believable?

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy your dinner, Senorita. And one there's there's something I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to ask you. Don't tell me you need another

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<v Speaker 1>day off to go to the doctor. I knew that

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<v Speaker 1>if I gave you one day off, it would become

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<v Speaker 1>a problem. No, no, no, no, no, I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>another day of the reason I had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor was that when I'm pregnant. See that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>See my husband and I are just so excited to

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<v Speaker 1>have a family. And I'm more than excited because we

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<v Speaker 1>see see, yeah, I get it. Why no, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to go. I'm already late for my dinner. See Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't don't mention this whole pregnancy thing to my father.

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<v Speaker 1>The last thing I need is another example of how

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<v Speaker 1>I've failed him. You see, Luisa and Esteban have been

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<v Speaker 1>trying for months to conceive the grandson, done so desperately wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>Louisa had always been a difficult person, but with the

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<v Speaker 1>niece of your mother's pregnancy, she went crazy with jealousy.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse a harsh language, but that woman is a lovea

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<v Speaker 1>um grazies. But I'm not hungry right now. Don't be

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous if this is about your diet. I already told

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<v Speaker 1>you you look beautiful, but ye see my Besides, if

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<v Speaker 1>you lose any more weight, the wedding dress won't fit. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that I feel dizzy. Do you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to call that to Constantino again? Oh God, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I just want to be alone. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of stuff in my head and I need

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<v Speaker 1>some time to think. M Me. I know this is

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<v Speaker 1>all overwhelming, the accident, the wedding, all the pressure your

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<v Speaker 1>father puts on you. But you know you can always

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<v Speaker 1>count on me if you need to talk or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, Mamma, I'll tell us there yet to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some souper Thank you. Now, rest me a

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<v Speaker 1>more ascancy. Okay, back to the letter. Excuse the harsh language,

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<v Speaker 1>but that woman is a bit of a bitter lady anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>After months of fail attempts, Luisa and Steven had finally

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<v Speaker 1>decided to get fertility test done to see if there

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<v Speaker 1>was a problem. Excuse the harsh language, but that woman

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<v Speaker 1>is a bit of a bitter lady anyway. After months

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<v Speaker 1>of fail attempts, Luisa and Stepan had finally decided to

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<v Speaker 1>get fertility test done to see if there was a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you like to drink? I'm very flattered, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm married. Yeah, I'm the waiter. Yes, don't get fresh

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Okay, bring me a martini dirty, very very

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<v Speaker 1>dirty season womanya, forgive me. I'm going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>little late the traffic. Is it safe? One? Very very

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<v Speaker 1>dirty martin? Oh did that handsome man over by the

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<v Speaker 1>bar send me this? No, man, it's literally the drink

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<v Speaker 1>you order like thirty seconds ago. Oh yes, if he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't send it? Why is he looking straight at me?

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<v Speaker 1>He's not looking at you. He's looking at me. How

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<v Speaker 1>dare you? Why on earth would he be looking at you?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's my boyfriend. Sorry for making you wait again,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry for making you wait again. Please, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to fight. I got the test results. I'm terrified. I

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<v Speaker 1>got my results too. I didn't want to open them

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<v Speaker 1>by myself. I didn't want to open them by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Me neither. I'm scared. What if it's me? I knew

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have taken so much quick trim. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>everything is going to be fine. Let's read them at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. Sterile? Did they have to write a percentage?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a crowded restaurant wasn't the best place to do this. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all we expected. But at least now we know

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<v Speaker 1>why we can't get pregnant. See, it's better to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know how much you wanted to be a mother.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I don't know how I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>break it to my father with the news that they

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<v Speaker 1>were both sterile. Louisa would have to tell her father

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<v Speaker 1>that she would never be able to give him the

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<v Speaker 1>air he demanded. Maybe it wouldn't have matter if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to bed, but I wanted to check on you first.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you feeling? I'm much better, Gracias, mamma, I

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<v Speaker 1>give me. I'm so proud of the woman you've become. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she feels just like yesterday you were kicking around in

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<v Speaker 1>my belly. I love you, Okay, I'll let you rest. Heyo,

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<v Speaker 1>What am I going to do? That's what we're all

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<v Speaker 1>dying to find out? Little Sis? What are you gonna do?

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