Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
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Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich
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Speaker 1: takes break free for something Special. The Fifth Hour with
Speaker 1: Ben Mallard starts right now in the air everywhere in
Speaker 1: the podcast Do Joe we Go, the much anticipated and
Speaker 1: not miss podcast of the year. This is gonna win
Speaker 1: us the pod Gold Medal. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Mallard and the newly married Danny g Radio. It's that time, Danny.
Speaker 1: We hyped it up. You're the star of the show.
Speaker 1: It's all about you, Danny. In depth team coverage, a
Speaker 1: global exclusive. Everyone is dying to get this information wrong
Speaker 1: as we span the globe kind of I mean California
Speaker 1: to Hawaii and and back, and nine out of ten
Speaker 1: paparazzo's agree. This is gonna be an award winning podcast,
Speaker 1: so I cannot wait. First of all, congratulations Danny Mozeltov.
Speaker 1: You did send me a few text messages when you
Speaker 1: were in Hawaii and it it looked beautiful, and you
Speaker 1: were concerned about the weather and all that, and it
Speaker 1: seemed like everything was really really good. Yeah, man, it
Speaker 1: went better than expected. Uh, there was definitely a weather
Speaker 1: scare at the beginning, and as a fellow radio nerd,
Speaker 1: you can appreciate the fact, Ben that I heard e
Speaker 1: A s alerts on the radio, but for a major
Speaker 1: volcanic eruption. Oh that's right. You were there in the
Speaker 1: volcanea as Manta Loa erupted for the first time in
Speaker 1: thirty eight years. And the lava is still flowing right
Speaker 1: now as we record this. So that was pretty wild.
Speaker 1: And then there was this big flash flood alert for
Speaker 1: Hannah and obviously the big famous road to Hanna that
Speaker 1: area was flooded. And this was the night before our wedding.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, so we're driving home from the dinner
Speaker 1: with family right before the big day and we are
Speaker 1: on why Alea and we are nervous as hell because
Speaker 1: there was a chance of showers between four and six
Speaker 1: pm and our wedding was scheduled for sunset at four
Speaker 1: thirty pm. Well you think at that point, maybe it's
Speaker 1: maybe a late night wedding. Maybe we'll do late under
Speaker 1: the under the moonlight, the beautiful Hawaiian moonlight. There No,
Speaker 1: there was only one other option with the company who
Speaker 1: helped us with our beach ceremony, and that was to
Speaker 1: move it to the morning at eight thirty am. So
Speaker 1: a sunrise morning, A sunrise wedding, I should say morning.
Speaker 1: I'm not really a morning person. I mean, look, the
Speaker 1: whole thing. The star of this show, let's be real,
Speaker 1: was this fancy ass dress, your wife wedding dress, A solid, traditional,
Speaker 1: good looking so the former tender RONI because I guess
Speaker 1: she's a wife RONI. Now, dude, not only did she
Speaker 1: starve herself to fit into this coke bottle dress, this
Speaker 1: thing was blinged out. It had the long tail trail
Speaker 1: whatever they call it. I mean she did it up
Speaker 1: nice with the dress, and I didn't get to see
Speaker 1: it until she actually walked up to me on the
Speaker 1: wedding day. So did she want to stand in pouring
Speaker 1: rain wearing this ball or dress? The answer, as you
Speaker 1: can guess, is fucking no. And she was emotional and
Speaker 1: crying about this bend even before we left to get there,
Speaker 1: because obviously her and her family kept checking the weather forecast. Wow,
Speaker 1: all right, and so I have questions, can I can
Speaker 1: we have a Q and a all? Uh? So I
Speaker 1: got married in Hawaii on the beach. It was a
Speaker 1: very small reel lope, but we did have a photographer.
Speaker 1: We had, you know, a person obviously presiding over the
Speaker 1: wedding and the vows and all that. But you gotta
Speaker 1: like stay away from the bride to be before the wedding,
Speaker 1: So like, what's the move here? Like you guys, My
Speaker 1: wife went to like the get all dolled up and
Speaker 1: have the makeup done and all that, and then I
Speaker 1: was stuck. We were by ourselves. So I was like
Speaker 1: by myself in the hotel room and I it's just
Speaker 1: like calling random people, Hey, I'm about to get married,
Speaker 1: and they were like trying to talk me out of
Speaker 1: it and all that. It was. Did you have a
Speaker 1: similar experience, Danny? I got, how are you killing the
Speaker 1: time that you had before the wedding? Because a lot
Speaker 1: of thoughts go through a man's head they're like what
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure I want to do this? Is this?
Speaker 1: Is this right? What what happens if this takes place?
Speaker 1: Like all that stuff? So how did you handle it?
Speaker 1: Really good question? Ben and I'm not just saying that
Speaker 1: like John MORROSSI does to every single question thrown his
Speaker 1: way on the network. Great question, Ben, is no, that
Speaker 1: really is a good question, because the first day we
Speaker 1: get there, we arrive and we're so excited to be
Speaker 1: on the island. As you know, you step off the
Speaker 1: plane and it's eighty two degrees and perfect. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be a great trip. We check into our airbnb. Huge problem.
Speaker 1: It does not match the pictures. This freaking thing was
Speaker 1: so expensive, Ben, because obviously it's a long stay at
Speaker 1: this air B and B. They lied their asses off
Speaker 1: on these photos. Was it older? Was it more run
Speaker 1: down than they sent the picture of Is that it
Speaker 1: was older? It was definitely dusty and kind of dirty.
Speaker 1: The view was a two million dollar view of the ocean,
Speaker 1: but it was dusty and damp and dirty. And the
Speaker 1: a C would not kick on. Oh I had we
Speaker 1: had the same problem. We were in Hawaii. Mean, the
Speaker 1: wife were just and and you know, it's Hawaii, it's hot.
Speaker 1: You want to have a nice air condition. You don't
Speaker 1: want to sit in the heat, and you're in your
Speaker 1: own apartment. You're in here. Come exactly now, at this point,
Speaker 1: it's now ninety degrees outside and humid, very humid, and
Speaker 1: we are we are trying to unpack our suitcases in
Speaker 1: this airbnb and my bride to be disappears and she
Speaker 1: doesn't come out for a while. But I hear a
Speaker 1: suitcase slamming on the floor, so I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 1: walk in to check on her, and she says, this
Speaker 1: is not what we fucking paid for. Oh no, now,
Speaker 1: oh boy, now it's on. Now, now it is on
Speaker 1: like Donkey Kong, right, the inevitable meltdown. So at this
Speaker 1: point does she just give up and say that's it,
Speaker 1: We're predestined to this, or does she call and raise
Speaker 1: Holy Hell and said try to get moved somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't really call anybody. There is a
Speaker 1: person listed obviously, the quote unquote landlord, but it's a
Speaker 1: lock box to get in or a code box to
Speaker 1: get into these places. They have their own cleaning service.
Speaker 1: Most of these places, like especially on the islands, the
Speaker 1: landlords are not in sight. There nowhere to be found,
Speaker 1: and they like it that way. Okay, but can't you
Speaker 1: I've only stayed a little bit of air and bbscusing
Speaker 1: my wife handles all that, But can't you contact Airbnb
Speaker 1: and say, wait a minute, you know what's going on here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's deposits involved. You have to wait to get
Speaker 1: your money returned. You'd have to find another spot, which
Speaker 1: is almost impossible at this point because you have to
Speaker 1: do all of this in such great advance that it's
Speaker 1: not just an easy fix. Yeah. It was over dramatic,
Speaker 1: and she admitted that the following day, when you walk
Speaker 1: into the place that you paid a lot of money for,
Speaker 1: you are expecting to get your money's worth. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: understanding about you. Guys have been planning this for how long?
Speaker 1: How many? Like over a year? Right, at least for
Speaker 1: for eleven months? Yeah, so basically a year. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it, because she's thinking to herself, this is
Speaker 1: not where I want to sit and have the makeup
Speaker 1: ladies show up. So I had to think fast, Ben,
Speaker 1: I did have an emergency reserve. Okay. I called and
Speaker 1: talked to a manager at the Four Seasons and while
Speaker 1: it all right, and I told her what was going on,
Speaker 1: explained everything you said. This is my my perfect wedding,
Speaker 1: my wife to be his upset. You must help me.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very happy for you.
Speaker 1: And she said, pay the entry level room to get
Speaker 1: in here, and I will upgrade you two times to
Speaker 1: an ocean view. Nice. I'm trying to do my job.
Speaker 1: That's very nice in them. Yeah, so shouts out to Christina. There, oh,
Speaker 1: the gain, biggest look of joy you can ever imagine.
Speaker 1: Because if there's one thing my chick loves, it's fancy resorts.
Speaker 1: You have that you turned the frown upside down and
Speaker 1: then then there you go, Danny, that's the way that
Speaker 1: goes so right. And now you're already you're not even
Speaker 1: married yet, and already you've got some equity, so your
Speaker 1: head when you when you f up, you're now ahead.
Speaker 1: So that's a good thing. And I blew my emergency
Speaker 1: wad early on face my mouth. Her family met her
Speaker 1: there and we all had a little get together in
Speaker 1: front of the resort on their private beach, and that's
Speaker 1: where all the family members got to meet each other
Speaker 1: from my side in her side. And so it was
Speaker 1: a perfect, an imperfect, but perfect start to the trip.
Speaker 1: And now Ben she gets to get dressed there at
Speaker 1: that nice resort rather than dusty, dirty, hot, humid airbnb
Speaker 1: with no working air conditioner. Now, the other move here
Speaker 1: is we try to decode what happened. Is our in
Speaker 1: depth coverage by the way, listening to live coverage on
Speaker 1: the podcast here as we go through everything that happened
Speaker 1: at the famous radio wedding, Danny g Radio, a longtime
Speaker 1: prolific bachelor has now become an honest man. Here. How
Speaker 1: about the hookers? Yeah? Uh? Did you did you try
Speaker 1: to rent out the airbn? Because you still had the
Speaker 1: Airbnb right there? Well, you were staying the nice So
Speaker 1: did you like, maybe I can double dip on this
Speaker 1: and rent this out to somebody else? Did you think
Speaker 1: about that possibly doing that? And instead what we did
Speaker 1: is we hooked up some of our family members because yeah,
Speaker 1: we had family including her kids cramped in the current
Speaker 1: airbnb situation they had. We put a couple of our
Speaker 1: relatives into our empty Airbnb. Got you, got you? Got
Speaker 1: you all right? So you're The wedding went off, The
Speaker 1: weather was good, everything was good on that perfect sunset.
Speaker 1: What's it called the efficient? Efficient? Yeah? Efficient? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's it. That sounds He was authentic Hawaiian dude
Speaker 1: blowing into a conch personal bl He made everybody laugh
Speaker 1: we had a group of twenty family members on the
Speaker 1: beach there. It was spectacular. Did you then roast a
Speaker 1: pig traditional Hawaiian lua after you got done? Did you know?
Speaker 1: And it would have matched what was going on the
Speaker 1: only downside of trampling onto that beach which it's public.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you can go out there and have a wedding,
Speaker 1: but if somebody's on the beach, you can't move them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So as we walked onto the beach, there was a
Speaker 1: homeless guy. Then I love you. Oh great, finally he
Speaker 1: got up and moved. Well, it's nice of him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was at a wedding on the in the beach
Speaker 1: here in l A. And they were they were proposed
Speaker 1: that they did the whole vows thing and as they
Speaker 1: were doing the I dudes, some dude with headphones on
Speaker 1: ran past, Like he's such a douchebag. The guy like
Speaker 1: ran past and there's all these people sitting on the
Speaker 1: beach for the wedding and this guy didn't didn't give
Speaker 1: a crap. He's like, what a dick. You come on,
Speaker 1: you're fired. There was a lady playing the ukulele we
Speaker 1: called ukulele and um the part I hated the most
Speaker 1: was the forced poses with the pictures, and any time
Speaker 1: I got too close to my bride, she's like, get
Speaker 1: away from me or making me hot, you get away
Speaker 1: from me. It's very it's very inconvenient, the photos and
Speaker 1: all that, and it's a it's a headache, hey man.
Speaker 1: Plus the other thing is like, and hopefully you guys
Speaker 1: are married for forever and ever and all that, and
Speaker 1: then like as you age, you'll look back and you'll
Speaker 1: be like, well, I don't look like that anymore. You know.
Speaker 1: Obviously it started, it becomes agonizing, you know, like what
Speaker 1: happened there? Man? Uh? Yeah, hopefully I shed some pounds.
Speaker 1: I looked like friar tucks. Well, it's stress of having
Speaker 1: to come up with all the money, and what an
Speaker 1: irritation that is after we eight my feelings this past
Speaker 1: year trying to save up all that money. For sure,
Speaker 1: for sure, the inner was good, the food was delicious.
Speaker 1: I should back up though, that night where there was
Speaker 1: that flash flood warning where we had the little meal
Speaker 1: with our families. That was the only one incident we
Speaker 1: had with somebody drinking too much. Oh So, to protect
Speaker 1: the innocent and the guilt, I'll change his name to
Speaker 1: uh David. Okay, okay, David. I'm sure nobody don't know
Speaker 1: who that is. No, No, that's name. David may have
Speaker 1: or may not have drank six white claws on the beach,
Speaker 1: right in front of the Four Seasons. Okay, Now did
Speaker 1: he pay for those, because that's probably that's probably five grand.
Speaker 1: He put down drinks when he got off the plane.
Speaker 1: He bought those at Costco. Okay, that's a smart move,
Speaker 1: all right, Right, so now he brings his Costco liquor
Speaker 1: to the beach. Don't tell me to calm him down.
Speaker 1: He's one of those guys. Oh boy, fully lubricated, right
Speaker 1: fully lubricated. He's seeing pink spiders at this point. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'll show you who's who's calm. He followed
Speaker 1: some of us up to the bar where the more
Speaker 1: responsible adults had one or two lava flows, but then
Speaker 1: cut it off. My cousin looks at me and he's like, man,
Speaker 1: he can drink, And I'm like, you don't know the
Speaker 1: half of it. David is a world class drinker. Is
Speaker 1: normally south, you know. I mean, at this point, Ben,
Speaker 1: he was not teetering over the edge. He still was like,
Speaker 1: very personable and funny and he hadn't gone to the
Speaker 1: dark side yet. Okay, So I was gonna bring that
Speaker 1: up because I learned doing the Overnight Show years ago.
Speaker 1: The there are four types of heavy drinkers. There's four types.
Speaker 1: There's the there's the Hemmingway who they're the same, whether
Speaker 1: they drink a lot or they don't, doesn't alcohol doesn't
Speaker 1: impact their personality. There's the Mary Poppins, the person that
Speaker 1: you know, that person that drinks a lot and becomes
Speaker 1: nicer and more around and kind of lets themselves go
Speaker 1: a little bit and they're They're like, I guess I
Speaker 1: would be like that a little bit because I'm pretty introverted.
Speaker 1: So if I drink, I think i'd be more social. Uh,
Speaker 1: maybe the nutty professor would be the better one, because
Speaker 1: that's actually the one that becomes more social. So maybe
Speaker 1: the nut profession. But the doctor, the ster hide one
Speaker 1: is the one that becomes very hostile and aggressive and
Speaker 1: does physical things that they probably shouldn't do and they
Speaker 1: wouldn't do if they weren't completely liquor it up. So
Speaker 1: which one of those is is David? I would say
Speaker 1: that David is He's a nice loser until he tipped
Speaker 1: to the other side. And when he crosses the rubicon, yes,
Speaker 1: then he is sleeping on the side of the road.
Speaker 1: At that point he's urinating in his paints, screaming at
Speaker 1: the heavens. It's wonderful hitting cylinders. How to prove my point,
Speaker 1: we all left, went back to our places, got changed,
Speaker 1: and all met at the Monkey Pod for dinner. And
Speaker 1: if you go to Hawaii, make sure you hit up
Speaker 1: the Monkey Pod. Really good restaurant. And they are not
Speaker 1: a paid sponsor. I wish they were, though been, because
Speaker 1: that bill, Holy walk the Moly. So we're and we're
Speaker 1: really just doing appetizers to We're like, we're looking at
Speaker 1: this menu and we're like, damn, we can't all afford
Speaker 1: an entree. This bill would be ten thous dollars. So
Speaker 1: we're splitting appetizers. Everybody has one drink except for David.
Speaker 1: How many drinks do you think David has in front
Speaker 1: of him at the Monkey Pod. Oh, he's got to
Speaker 1: have at least two, right, at least two, got two
Speaker 1: drinks in front of them, and now, unfortunately he is
Speaker 1: tipped to the other side. My bride, who's a very
Speaker 1: good host, she tried to jump in and save the
Speaker 1: moment by doing what a lot of boozers don't like,
Speaker 1: and that was her grabbing his hand and saying, David,
Speaker 1: let's move to the end of the table. I think
Speaker 1: family down there want to visit with you. Now, David
Speaker 1: might have been tipped to the other side, but he
Speaker 1: knew exactly what she was doing, and he was like,
Speaker 1: fuck you, I know what you're doing. You're trying to
Speaker 1: get me out of here because I'm annoying all of you.
Speaker 1: And he looks at my cousin and my cousin's wife
Speaker 1: and he does the double birds. He looks all of
Speaker 1: us right in the eyes, and he says, fuck you, guys.
Speaker 1: We're putting in a couple more food orders for appetizers.
Speaker 1: And now David is talking and trying to make this
Speaker 1: waitress laugh, and he's getting a little bit handsy with her.
Speaker 1: I scooped my chair back a little bit so that
Speaker 1: there's some distance between me and David. And David tells
Speaker 1: the waitress he's getting married tomorrow. Look at He's already
Speaker 1: for a lap dance from you, all right. He's getting
Speaker 1: right to the point scrippish of people too, and now
Speaker 1: my Tenderoni puts her hands over her face, like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, just get this guy out of here. Um.
Speaker 1: And so now he's ready to leave. He's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I did my job here, My job is finished. He
Speaker 1: walks over. He talks to the girl at the front
Speaker 1: of the restaurant, and we're kind of watching him. We're like,
Speaker 1: why why does he keep talking to her? And then
Speaker 1: he just leaves. He walks out the front doors. He's gone.
Speaker 1: He gone. Fast forward a half hour, we're all finished eating.
Speaker 1: The waitress comes over and she says, your check is handled.
Speaker 1: So what he did is when he was talking to
Speaker 1: that girl at the front, he was giving them his
Speaker 1: card info. Yeah, I guess he kind of felt bad
Speaker 1: for the little thing, but he paid for the whole check.
Speaker 1: This guy's got cash. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: he didn't. It didn't look like it. Um. Is gonna
Speaker 1: be one of those things when he sobers up. What
Speaker 1: the fund did I just do here? We wondered that
Speaker 1: same thing, Ben, because he still should have been on
Speaker 1: foot at that point, because it would have on a
Speaker 1: long walk. Can't find him, call his phone, he answers finally,
Speaker 1: and we're like, where are you? And he says, in America. Now,
Speaker 1: I's just working with us because we're like, dude, thanks
Speaker 1: for paying for the bill. You didn't need to walk out,
Speaker 1: like we're trying to give you a ride. Where are you?
Speaker 1: And he said, at least he's not in Guam at
Speaker 1: that his Guam American territory. I don't know. Yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 1: don't worry about me. I'm just gonna find the beach
Speaker 1: and take a nap. Nobody can locate him. He is
Speaker 1: answering his phone and he's laughing, he's cracking jokes. He's
Speaker 1: still being a dick. He's like, fuck you guys, I'm
Speaker 1: in America. That's all that matters. I'm gonna sleep on
Speaker 1: the beach. It's better than being with you turds and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. So they're kind of worried about him,
Speaker 1: but at the same time, he has a history of
Speaker 1: some of this. They find him the following day. It
Speaker 1: turns out, instead of walking towards the beach, he walked inland.
Speaker 1: So he yeah, he walked. He waldered twenty minutes into
Speaker 1: the island rather than to the beach. So he fell
Speaker 1: asleep on the side of a road. Is that right, jeez.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he brought the fireworks to the party. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta have cut all right. Well, so for for me, uh,
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving holiday last week, we had original podcast all
Speaker 1: weekend and what a Thanksgiving it was at the Mallard mansion.
Speaker 1: And I've now picked up a skill as a short
Speaker 1: order cook. Here one of the longest days of my
Speaker 1: my life. Man. Uh. And so it started out I
Speaker 1: did the radio show Thanksgiving Thanksgiving even to Thanksgiving, so
Speaker 1: I dug my heels in I did the radio show.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I always worried my wife requested
Speaker 1: I take off Thanksgiving night. I'm actually glad she did
Speaker 1: in retrospect because I did the radio show. Then you
Speaker 1: were you were busy in Hawaii, Danny. So Alex Tisher,
Speaker 1: who who was in, did a great job on the podcast.
Speaker 1: He was able to record Thanksgiving morning after the show.
Speaker 1: A couple hours after the show. Uh you know, a
Speaker 1: few several hours after show, we recorded the podcast for
Speaker 1: the weekend Benny Versus the Penny and whatnot, and so
Speaker 1: we were doing that and then so I go from
Speaker 1: the radio show to the podcast. Then after that, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, we've got this we're hosting Thanksgiving. Some
Speaker 1: of the older relatives have moved on and my my
Speaker 1: mom and dad are gone, and my wife's family some
Speaker 1: changes there with whatnot and people getting divorced and things
Speaker 1: like that, and so it was our turn to step
Speaker 1: up and host Thanksgiving. It was like a big deal, right, aunt's,
Speaker 1: uncle's cousins, people and most my wife's family were. We're
Speaker 1: there and so uh we we had this this menu
Speaker 1: and my job was to prepare the main the main course.
Speaker 1: We decided not to make turkey. My wife's like, I
Speaker 1: don't like turkey. She don't want to deal with turkey
Speaker 1: and all that. So I wanted to do turkey. So
Speaker 1: I made a traditional just like the Pilgrims eight when
Speaker 1: they came on the Mayflower fahitas. Uh. And we had
Speaker 1: a traditional Thanksgiving fahitas. But in order to make the
Speaker 1: feedas I and there were a lot of people that
Speaker 1: were there, so I had to After the podcast, I
Speaker 1: went into the kitchen. I went out of the room,
Speaker 1: down the hall, made a turn, went down the stairs,
Speaker 1: went around the corner and then went to the kitchen.
Speaker 1: And so I then had to uh, I had to
Speaker 1: pound the chicken. There's a joke there, and then had
Speaker 1: to cut up the chicken and the little pieces and
Speaker 1: and then season it for so it tastes good when
Speaker 1: you put it on the griddle. And so I do that,
Speaker 1: and I had to cut up the vegetables, the bell pepper,
Speaker 1: the onion, all that. So it was a lot. I
Speaker 1: was feeding a lot of people, so it took a
Speaker 1: long time to put all that together. Uh. At the
Speaker 1: same time, I also that same day, I had made dessert.
Speaker 1: I made cinnamon raising cookies, chocolate chip cookies. And since
Speaker 1: I'm now the chocolate tier, Danny, we talked about that
Speaker 1: in the previous episode of the shot and if you
Speaker 1: were here for that one, but I'm the chocolate tier,
Speaker 1: and so I made some chocolates. I melted some chocolate
Speaker 1: down and made some chocolates and stuff. And so I
Speaker 1: was like juggling all these different plates and all that,
Speaker 1: and then I had to get some sleep. But because
Speaker 1: it's Thanksgiving, people wanted to come over early. So I
Speaker 1: ended up getting about two hours of sleep, and then
Speaker 1: people started showing up, and then I had to start
Speaker 1: cooking and and all that, and so and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to watch the football games on my phone but I'm
Speaker 1: falling asleep, you know. I was just gonna ask you
Speaker 1: about the games. Yeah, Like I watched the first half
Speaker 1: of the Lions game, and then I went to sleep
Speaker 1: for like a couple of hours, and then the Cowboy
Speaker 1: game was on after that, and then oviously the Patriots
Speaker 1: at night. Um, so I was able to cook all
Speaker 1: the food, and I was trying to be I was
Speaker 1: trying to be a little social with the relatives. I
Speaker 1: don't see a lot of them that much, and so
Speaker 1: I went up to where the radio studio is just
Speaker 1: to kind of catch my breath, and I like fell asleep.
Speaker 1: I just passed out and I ended up sleeping for
Speaker 1: a couple of hours at night. Um. And then and
Speaker 1: then just I was but I was totally you know
Speaker 1: how you like you're up for too long and it
Speaker 1: just kind of groggy and all that. So it was
Speaker 1: a big it was a big pain in the behind.
Speaker 1: People like the food though, they were very happy with
Speaker 1: the food and all that. So I wouldn't much rather
Speaker 1: have the heat is than dry turkey. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: it was. It was. It was good. I mean, we
Speaker 1: go when people did bring some food to they brought
Speaker 1: somebody brought stuffing, So they're eating people eating fahatas with
Speaker 1: stuffing juste a lot. But you know whatever, it's all,
Speaker 1: it's all good. So we had a traditional Thanksgiving just
Speaker 1: like the Pilgrims, like the Pilgrims, and uh, that's that's
Speaker 1: what that is. Now. Uh, there is more that we
Speaker 1: have more coverage Danny of the celebrity wedding. Right, we
Speaker 1: go back to our in depth coverage right now, and
Speaker 1: it's at a premium this information. And what is next
Speaker 1: the tales of Danny G's celebrity wedding. Well, let's see,
Speaker 1: I'll back up to her dress just for a second,
Speaker 1: because I did kind of make fun of the fact
Speaker 1: that the whole weather thing revolved around that. But Ben,
Speaker 1: she looked amazing in that dress, so it was worth
Speaker 1: all that saving up for that dress. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell we're gonna do with it now? Does
Speaker 1: anyone want to buy a used dress? I changed my clothes.
Speaker 1: She was still wearing her dress, which was awesome. Um,
Speaker 1: we were running around like the bar area there and
Speaker 1: had to get something out of our car, and so
Speaker 1: we're standing by the valet guy. I'm in my flip
Speaker 1: flops in a jersey. Uh, and she's still in her
Speaker 1: dress and we get back to the room. It was
Speaker 1: a great honeymoon. It was a great wedding night. She
Speaker 1: was posing for me. Um. I guess I'll sell those
Speaker 1: pictures on our only fans fans only. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that's called. The fans only. Oh, I think
Speaker 1: it's only fans. It's only fans. Yeah. I had a
Speaker 1: guy this week that wanted to see pictures of my calf,
Speaker 1: and so I said, I'll put it on my my
Speaker 1: only fans page. My yeah, but so yeah, So you
Speaker 1: guys have a baby calf at your house. I have
Speaker 1: two beautiful calves, wonder. Yeah. So um, now we're the
Speaker 1: next day, we're at the Grand Wileia and her kids
Speaker 1: meet us there so they could take advantage of the
Speaker 1: water slides and all the stuff on that nice property.
Speaker 1: And the couple sitting in the pool chairs to my left. Ben.
Speaker 1: You know, one of the great things about Hawaii is
Speaker 1: people watching. Were they born into money or did they
Speaker 1: have to save up for this up. It's also fun
Speaker 1: to watch people look at the different menus because of
Speaker 1: those prices we talked about earlier. The kids were ordering
Speaker 1: whatever they wanted pool side, and so in my mind
Speaker 1: I'm doing the Mallard calculator, like, oh, that's the hundred,
Speaker 1: that's two. That's man. I counted the kids once they
Speaker 1: were all out of the pool. Not too not three,
Speaker 1: not full, not five, not six, not seven, eight children.
Speaker 1: But here's where it gets good. There were two moms. Okay,
Speaker 1: so four and four No, no, no, no, two moms.
Speaker 1: So whenever any of the eight kids said mom, both
Speaker 1: ladies turned their heads and look got you got you got.
Speaker 1: So now we're very interested in what's going on because
Speaker 1: we're like, it's the and my chick is like, no, no,
Speaker 1: that one right there is the nanny. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's not the nanny, she's one of the moms, like mean,
Speaker 1: one of the moms. So we're now trying to figure
Speaker 1: out this whole puzzle. And it's like HBO's Big Love.
Speaker 1: They were both the moms because the guy was like
Speaker 1: showing affection to both of them equally. The kids were
Speaker 1: crying and whining to both moms equally. This was pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's it's my future right here, all know. Man,
Speaker 1: those eight kids, I I can't imagine having multiple children
Speaker 1: how about knew, so I did want to mention uh,
Speaker 1: the the the lecture. So after Thanksgiving the fajita Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: following that on Friday, Friday Friday, decided to head east.
Speaker 1: So made a little road trip to the Grand Canyon
Speaker 1: State for the second time in a couple of months.
Speaker 1: I've got a relative there who's fighting the good fight,
Speaker 1: and so I wanted to want to see him and
Speaker 1: just kind of hang out with him for a little bit.
Speaker 1: So the wife we agreed to go to. He came
Speaker 1: with me, and so I got in the mall and
Speaker 1: wibile filled up with gas, made the long trek hundreds
Speaker 1: and hundreds of miles there. I think it's like four
Speaker 1: hundred miles too, to Phoenix, and actually lives over in
Speaker 1: the Mesa area of Phoenix, And so went over, hung
Speaker 1: out of his place a little bit, ended up having
Speaker 1: a a nice meal. We actually had the food. We
Speaker 1: went and picked up the food and came back and
Speaker 1: all that, and so we spent several hours with my
Speaker 1: my cousin, and then at night I decided, and I
Speaker 1: never really planned this out in advance, I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, let's uh, let's high tail it back to
Speaker 1: to Cali. Let's head back to to l A. And
Speaker 1: and I'm driving and my wife's a little reluctant, and
Speaker 1: she's like, well, maybe we should get a hotel room.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, just drive back. I have a
Speaker 1: nice house. It's a great make it back, no problem,
Speaker 1: nice drive back. So we're driving back, and I'm sensing
Speaker 1: that she's this is not what she's enjoying. He's not
Speaker 1: looking forward to the to the long drive back. And
Speaker 1: and as we're going and going and going, she's she's tired.
Speaker 1: She sleeps a little bit. If I'm driving, right, I'm
Speaker 1: the one drive I pulled over actually one of the
Speaker 1: rest stops out in the middle of the desert in Arizona,
Speaker 1: and I took like a twenty five minute power nap,
Speaker 1: which I never do. But you're driving at night. It's
Speaker 1: nothing out there except cactus and saying for as long
Speaker 1: as you can see, and so it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: I think on that. And I woke up. I was fine,
Speaker 1: I was in I was in good shape and all that.
Speaker 1: I was in good shape. Uh, and so did that?
Speaker 1: Kept driving, got home and then I got the lecture.
Speaker 1: I got the lecture. Danny, my wife, she said, I
Speaker 1: don't know that I made it clear, but I did
Speaker 1: not want to drive back. I wanted to stay in Arizona,
Speaker 1: did not want to make this trip in one day.
Speaker 1: And she explained all the reasons why, and of course
Speaker 1: I then rebutted by saying, wow, we saved money on
Speaker 1: the hotel room and uh, and not Danny. I'm the
Speaker 1: one that was driving, so I would have if she
Speaker 1: had been driving them, And like, okay, but I'm the
Speaker 1: one drive. So if you're the passenger, is it you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, it's a different perspective when
Speaker 1: you're not the one drive. This goes back. We talked
Speaker 1: about this on The Penny yesterday a little bit. Covino
Speaker 1: and Rich had a big debate on their show a
Speaker 1: couple of afternoons ago because they are splitting a hotel
Speaker 1: this weekend in San Francisco as they traveled a little
Speaker 1: road trip to the Niners game, and they're saving money
Speaker 1: on the hotel room by sharing the room, by splitting
Speaker 1: the room, and that that's the audience. Most of the
Speaker 1: audience was like, I want my own hotel room. I
Speaker 1: don't put corners with hotels, but you do, right, Like
Speaker 1: if you could save money on a hotel, you do, no,
Speaker 1: because I when I travel, I don't really want to
Speaker 1: spend a lot of time in the hotel room. So
Speaker 1: like I'm always like, why spend a lot on the hotel?
Speaker 1: That's what cheap skates say. Though. No, But if I'm somewhere,
Speaker 1: I'm just there to sleep. I'm not there to enjoy.
Speaker 1: I don't need that. I don't I don't need all
Speaker 1: that stuff. I just go there and I'm out about
Speaker 1: in a city. I'm just going wherever I am. Like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter to me. So if you went on
Speaker 1: a road trip with a couple of your guy friends,
Speaker 1: you'd be fine sharing the room with them. Well, back
Speaker 1: in back, when I was in college, we'd go on
Speaker 1: some road trips and I I did share them. I
Speaker 1: love it. It was awkward occasionally, but I've gone I've
Speaker 1: gone on Vegas trips with friends of mine and we've
Speaker 1: we've shared a room and and that's fine. I think
Speaker 1: the bathroom situation is awkward and and also yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just uncomfortable. But I could see what
Speaker 1: you're I couldn't see your wife's point, Like, I do
Speaker 1: want a room too, but you were the driver and
Speaker 1: you pulled it off. I mean, I guess you know
Speaker 1: how much flat can you really take on that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well the other two and you mentioned this like I know,
Speaker 1: if we had stayed at a hotel room, Um, it
Speaker 1: would not have been one of my choosing. I would
Speaker 1: not have been the bend friendly. It would have been
Speaker 1: my wife would have gone with something that is more
Speaker 1: more her speed, more four stars, and you would have
Speaker 1: went two stars. She would not have been staying in Mesa.
Speaker 1: She would have been staying in Scottsdale. Uh, that's where
Speaker 1: we would have en it up and so so. But
Speaker 1: in the future, and I will have to be going
Speaker 1: back to Arizona sporadically here. I guess we'll If I
Speaker 1: go by myself, I can drive, but with her I'll
Speaker 1: have to pony up the cash there for a hotel room.
Speaker 1: I'm on in man, that's right, all right, we'll get
Speaker 1: out on that. We have the mail bag on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,
Speaker 1: looking forward to that. Anything to Remote Danny any it all? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be in there with Jonas Knox on his Saturday
Speaker 1: show from eleven am to one pm Pacific time, and
Speaker 1: then Steve Hartman and I from Salam after that. And
Speaker 1: by the way, we we don't have time for the backscratcher.
Speaker 1: We haven't had a backscratcher in a monthday. We gotta
Speaker 1: get we gotta get a backscratcher. So please promote the show,
Speaker 1: support the show on the Apple podcast page. You gotta
Speaker 1: do it, make it happen. Yeah, we'll get to those
Speaker 1: next Saturday. Alright, very good. There it is the fifth
Speaker 1: hour and we will catch you next time. Osta Pasta,
Speaker 1: gotta murder, Gotta go.