1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot 6 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 1: takes break free for something Special. The Fifth Hour with 7 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: Ben Mallard starts right now in the air everywhere in 8 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: the podcast Do Joe we Go, the much anticipated and 9 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: not miss podcast of the year. This is gonna win 10 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: us the pod Gold Medal. The Fifth Hour with Ben 11 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: Mallard and the newly married Danny g Radio. It's that time, Danny. 12 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 1: We hyped it up. You're the star of the show. 13 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: It's all about you, Danny. In depth team coverage, a 14 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: global exclusive. Everyone is dying to get this information wrong 15 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: as we span the globe kind of I mean California 16 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: to Hawaii and and back, and nine out of ten 17 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: paparazzo's agree. This is gonna be an award winning podcast, 18 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: so I cannot wait. First of all, congratulations Danny Mozeltov. 19 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: You did send me a few text messages when you 20 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: were in Hawaii and it it looked beautiful, and you 21 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: were concerned about the weather and all that, and it 22 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: seemed like everything was really really good. Yeah, man, it 23 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: went better than expected. Uh, there was definitely a weather 24 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: scare at the beginning, and as a fellow radio nerd, 25 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: you can appreciate the fact, Ben that I heard e 26 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: A s alerts on the radio, but for a major 27 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: volcanic eruption. Oh that's right. You were there in the 28 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: volcanea as Manta Loa erupted for the first time in 29 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,799 Speaker 1: thirty eight years. And the lava is still flowing right 30 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: now as we record this. So that was pretty wild. 31 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 1: And then there was this big flash flood alert for 32 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: Hannah and obviously the big famous road to Hanna that 33 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 1: area was flooded. And this was the night before our wedding. 34 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, so we're driving home from the dinner 35 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:35,919 Speaker 1: with family right before the big day and we are 36 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: on why Alea and we are nervous as hell because 37 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 1: there was a chance of showers between four and six 38 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: pm and our wedding was scheduled for sunset at four 39 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: thirty pm. Well you think at that point, maybe it's 40 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: maybe a late night wedding. Maybe we'll do late under 41 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: the under the moonlight, the beautiful Hawaiian moonlight. There No, 42 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: there was only one other option with the company who 43 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: helped us with our beach ceremony, and that was to 44 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 1: move it to the morning at eight thirty am. So 45 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: a sunrise morning, A sunrise wedding, I should say morning. 46 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 1: I'm not really a morning person. I mean, look, the 47 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: whole thing. The star of this show, let's be real, 48 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: was this fancy ass dress, your wife wedding dress, A solid, traditional, 49 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: good looking so the former tender RONI because I guess 50 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: she's a wife RONI. Now, dude, not only did she 51 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: starve herself to fit into this coke bottle dress, this 52 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: thing was blinged out. It had the long tail trail 53 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: whatever they call it. I mean she did it up 54 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: nice with the dress, and I didn't get to see 55 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: it until she actually walked up to me on the 56 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: wedding day. So did she want to stand in pouring 57 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: rain wearing this ball or dress? The answer, as you 58 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 1: can guess, is fucking no. And she was emotional and 59 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: crying about this bend even before we left to get there, 60 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: because obviously her and her family kept checking the weather forecast. Wow, 61 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: all right, and so I have questions, can I can 62 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: we have a Q and a all? Uh? So I 63 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: got married in Hawaii on the beach. It was a 64 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: very small reel lope, but we did have a photographer. 65 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 1: We had, you know, a person obviously presiding over the 66 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: wedding and the vows and all that. But you gotta 67 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: like stay away from the bride to be before the wedding, 68 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 1: So like, what's the move here? Like you guys, My 69 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 1: wife went to like the get all dolled up and 70 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: have the makeup done and all that, and then I 71 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 1: was stuck. We were by ourselves. So I was like 72 00:04:56,279 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 1: by myself in the hotel room and I it's just 73 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,599 Speaker 1: like calling random people, Hey, I'm about to get married, 74 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,039 Speaker 1: and they were like trying to talk me out of 75 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: it and all that. It was. Did you have a 76 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: similar experience, Danny? I got, how are you killing the 77 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: time that you had before the wedding? Because a lot 78 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: of thoughts go through a man's head they're like what 79 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure I want to do this? Is this? 80 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: Is this right? What what happens if this takes place? 81 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: Like all that stuff? So how did you handle it? 82 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: Really good question? Ben and I'm not just saying that 83 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: like John MORROSSI does to every single question thrown his 84 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: way on the network. Great question, Ben, is no, that 85 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: really is a good question, because the first day we 86 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,039 Speaker 1: get there, we arrive and we're so excited to be 87 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: on the island. As you know, you step off the 88 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 1: plane and it's eighty two degrees and perfect. It's gonna 89 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 1: be a great trip. We check into our airbnb. Huge problem. 90 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:55,599 Speaker 1: It does not match the pictures. This freaking thing was 91 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 1: so expensive, Ben, because obviously it's a long stay at 92 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 1: this air B and B. They lied their asses off 93 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: on these photos. Was it older? Was it more run 94 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: down than they sent the picture of Is that it 95 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: was older? It was definitely dusty and kind of dirty. 96 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 1: The view was a two million dollar view of the ocean, 97 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: but it was dusty and damp and dirty. And the 98 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: a C would not kick on. Oh I had we 99 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: had the same problem. We were in Hawaii. Mean, the 100 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 1: wife were just and and you know, it's Hawaii, it's hot. 101 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: You want to have a nice air condition. You don't 102 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,720 Speaker 1: want to sit in the heat, and you're in your 103 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: own apartment. You're in here. Come exactly now, at this point, 104 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: it's now ninety degrees outside and humid, very humid, and 105 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,599 Speaker 1: we are we are trying to unpack our suitcases in 106 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 1: this airbnb and my bride to be disappears and she 107 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: doesn't come out for a while. But I hear a 108 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:02,360 Speaker 1: suitcase slamming on the floor, so I'm like, okay, I 109 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 1: walk in to check on her, and she says, this 110 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 1: is not what we fucking paid for. Oh no, now, 111 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: oh boy, now it's on. Now, now it is on 112 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 1: like Donkey Kong, right, the inevitable meltdown. So at this 113 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: point does she just give up and say that's it, 114 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 1: We're predestined to this, or does she call and raise 115 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 1: Holy Hell and said try to get moved somewhere else. 116 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: I mean, you can't really call anybody. There is a 117 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: person listed obviously, the quote unquote landlord, but it's a 118 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: lock box to get in or a code box to 119 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,920 Speaker 1: get into these places. They have their own cleaning service. 120 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: Most of these places, like especially on the islands, the 121 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 1: landlords are not in sight. There nowhere to be found, 122 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: and they like it that way. Okay, but can't you 123 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 1: I've only stayed a little bit of air and bbscusing 124 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: my wife handles all that, But can't you contact Airbnb 125 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,559 Speaker 1: and say, wait a minute, you know what's going on here. Yeah, 126 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: but there's deposits involved. You have to wait to get 127 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: your money returned. You'd have to find another spot, which 128 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: is almost impossible at this point because you have to 129 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 1: do all of this in such great advance that it's 130 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: not just an easy fix. Yeah. It was over dramatic, 131 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: and she admitted that the following day, when you walk 132 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 1: into the place that you paid a lot of money for, 133 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 1: you are expecting to get your money's worth. Yeah, let's 134 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 1: understanding about you. Guys have been planning this for how long? 135 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 1: How many? Like over a year? Right, at least for 136 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 1: for eleven months? Yeah, so basically a year. Okay, Yeah, 137 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,160 Speaker 1: I get it, because she's thinking to herself, this is 138 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: not where I want to sit and have the makeup 139 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: ladies show up. So I had to think fast, Ben, 140 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: I did have an emergency reserve. Okay. I called and 141 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: talked to a manager at the Four Seasons and while 142 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: it all right, and I told her what was going on, 143 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 1: explained everything you said. This is my my perfect wedding, 144 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,199 Speaker 1: my wife to be his upset. You must help me. 145 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,679 Speaker 1: I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very happy for you. 146 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: And she said, pay the entry level room to get 147 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 1: in here, and I will upgrade you two times to 148 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,560 Speaker 1: an ocean view. Nice. I'm trying to do my job. 149 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:26,680 Speaker 1: That's very nice in them. Yeah, so shouts out to Christina. There, oh, 150 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,079 Speaker 1: the gain, biggest look of joy you can ever imagine. 151 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:34,239 Speaker 1: Because if there's one thing my chick loves, it's fancy resorts. 152 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,560 Speaker 1: You have that you turned the frown upside down and 153 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,760 Speaker 1: then then there you go, Danny, that's the way that 154 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 1: goes so right. And now you're already you're not even 155 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 1: married yet, and already you've got some equity, so your 156 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,240 Speaker 1: head when you when you f up, you're now ahead. 157 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 1: So that's a good thing. And I blew my emergency 158 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:58,199 Speaker 1: wad early on face my mouth. Her family met her 159 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,679 Speaker 1: there and we all had a little get together in 160 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 1: front of the resort on their private beach, and that's 161 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,640 Speaker 1: where all the family members got to meet each other 162 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,240 Speaker 1: from my side in her side. And so it was 163 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: a perfect, an imperfect, but perfect start to the trip. 164 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: And now Ben she gets to get dressed there at 165 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 1: that nice resort rather than dusty, dirty, hot, humid airbnb 166 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 1: with no working air conditioner. Now, the other move here 167 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: is we try to decode what happened. Is our in 168 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 1: depth coverage by the way, listening to live coverage on 169 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 1: the podcast here as we go through everything that happened 170 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: at the famous radio wedding, Danny g Radio, a longtime 171 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: prolific bachelor has now become an honest man. Here. How 172 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: about the hookers? Yeah? Uh? Did you did you try 173 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,600 Speaker 1: to rent out the airbn? Because you still had the 174 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,199 Speaker 1: Airbnb right there? Well, you were staying the nice So 175 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 1: did you like, maybe I can double dip on this 176 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: and rent this out to somebody else? Did you think 177 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,000 Speaker 1: about that possibly doing that? And instead what we did 178 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:04,839 Speaker 1: is we hooked up some of our family members because yeah, 179 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:09,560 Speaker 1: we had family including her kids cramped in the current 180 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 1: airbnb situation they had. We put a couple of our 181 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: relatives into our empty Airbnb. Got you, got you? Got 182 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: you all right? So you're The wedding went off, The 183 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 1: weather was good, everything was good on that perfect sunset. 184 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 1: What's it called the efficient? Efficient? Yeah? Efficient? Yeah, I 185 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 1: think that's it. That sounds He was authentic Hawaiian dude 186 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,839 Speaker 1: blowing into a conch personal bl He made everybody laugh 187 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 1: we had a group of twenty family members on the 188 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:41,400 Speaker 1: beach there. It was spectacular. Did you then roast a 189 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,680 Speaker 1: pig traditional Hawaiian lua after you got done? Did you know? 190 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,960 Speaker 1: And it would have matched what was going on the 191 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 1: only downside of trampling onto that beach which it's public. 192 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 1: So yeah, you can go out there and have a wedding, 193 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,480 Speaker 1: but if somebody's on the beach, you can't move them. Yeah. 194 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 1: So as we walked onto the beach, there was a 195 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 1: homeless guy. Then I love you. Oh great, finally he 196 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,640 Speaker 1: got up and moved. Well, it's nice of him. Yeah. 197 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 1: I was at a wedding on the in the beach 198 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 1: here in l A. And they were they were proposed 199 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,839 Speaker 1: that they did the whole vows thing and as they 200 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 1: were doing the I dudes, some dude with headphones on 201 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,080 Speaker 1: ran past, Like he's such a douchebag. The guy like 202 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 1: ran past and there's all these people sitting on the 203 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,559 Speaker 1: beach for the wedding and this guy didn't didn't give 204 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 1: a crap. He's like, what a dick. You come on, 205 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:42,960 Speaker 1: you're fired. There was a lady playing the ukulele we 206 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: called ukulele and um the part I hated the most 207 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 1: was the forced poses with the pictures, and any time 208 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:53,160 Speaker 1: I got too close to my bride, she's like, get 209 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,839 Speaker 1: away from me or making me hot, you get away 210 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 1: from me. It's very it's very inconvenient, the photos and 211 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,800 Speaker 1: all that, and it's a it's a headache, hey man. 212 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,400 Speaker 1: Plus the other thing is like, and hopefully you guys 213 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,480 Speaker 1: are married for forever and ever and all that, and 214 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,600 Speaker 1: then like as you age, you'll look back and you'll 215 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,400 Speaker 1: be like, well, I don't look like that anymore. You know. 216 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: Obviously it started, it becomes agonizing, you know, like what 217 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 1: happened there? Man? Uh? Yeah, hopefully I shed some pounds. 218 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:26,679 Speaker 1: I looked like friar tucks. Well, it's stress of having 219 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 1: to come up with all the money, and what an 220 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,760 Speaker 1: irritation that is after we eight my feelings this past 221 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 1: year trying to save up all that money. For sure, 222 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: for sure, the inner was good, the food was delicious. 223 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 1: I should back up though, that night where there was 224 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,640 Speaker 1: that flash flood warning where we had the little meal 225 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 1: with our families. That was the only one incident we 226 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 1: had with somebody drinking too much. Oh So, to protect 227 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,960 Speaker 1: the innocent and the guilt, I'll change his name to 228 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: uh David. Okay, okay, David. I'm sure nobody don't know 229 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,640 Speaker 1: who that is. No, No, that's name. David may have 230 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 1: or may not have drank six white claws on the beach, 231 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 1: right in front of the Four Seasons. Okay, Now did 232 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,080 Speaker 1: he pay for those, because that's probably that's probably five grand. 233 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 1: He put down drinks when he got off the plane. 234 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,840 Speaker 1: He bought those at Costco. Okay, that's a smart move, 235 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 1: all right, Right, so now he brings his Costco liquor 236 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 1: to the beach. Don't tell me to calm him down. 237 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,800 Speaker 1: He's one of those guys. Oh boy, fully lubricated, right 238 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: fully lubricated. He's seeing pink spiders at this point. Okay, 239 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'll show you who's who's calm. He followed 240 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: some of us up to the bar where the more 241 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: responsible adults had one or two lava flows, but then 242 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: cut it off. My cousin looks at me and he's like, man, 243 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,600 Speaker 1: he can drink, And I'm like, you don't know the 244 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: half of it. David is a world class drinker. Is 245 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 1: normally south, you know. I mean, at this point, Ben, 246 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: he was not teetering over the edge. He still was like, 247 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: very personable and funny and he hadn't gone to the 248 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,600 Speaker 1: dark side yet. Okay, So I was gonna bring that 249 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 1: up because I learned doing the Overnight Show years ago. 250 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 1: The there are four types of heavy drinkers. There's four types. 251 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: There's the there's the Hemmingway who they're the same, whether 252 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,960 Speaker 1: they drink a lot or they don't, doesn't alcohol doesn't 253 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: impact their personality. There's the Mary Poppins, the person that 254 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 1: you know, that person that drinks a lot and becomes 255 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: nicer and more around and kind of lets themselves go 256 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 1: a little bit and they're They're like, I guess I 257 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 1: would be like that a little bit because I'm pretty introverted. 258 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,200 Speaker 1: So if I drink, I think i'd be more social. Uh, 259 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 1: maybe the nutty professor would be the better one, because 260 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,120 Speaker 1: that's actually the one that becomes more social. So maybe 261 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,880 Speaker 1: the nut profession. But the doctor, the ster hide one 262 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,240 Speaker 1: is the one that becomes very hostile and aggressive and 263 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,800 Speaker 1: does physical things that they probably shouldn't do and they 264 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,520 Speaker 1: wouldn't do if they weren't completely liquor it up. So 265 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 1: which one of those is is David? I would say 266 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: that David is He's a nice loser until he tipped 267 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 1: to the other side. And when he crosses the rubicon, yes, 268 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: then he is sleeping on the side of the road. 269 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 1: At that point he's urinating in his paints, screaming at 270 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:46,080 Speaker 1: the heavens. It's wonderful hitting cylinders. How to prove my point, 271 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: we all left, went back to our places, got changed, 272 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 1: and all met at the Monkey Pod for dinner. And 273 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: if you go to Hawaii, make sure you hit up 274 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,640 Speaker 1: the Monkey Pod. Really good restaurant. And they are not 275 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,440 Speaker 1: a paid sponsor. I wish they were, though been, because 276 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,520 Speaker 1: that bill, Holy walk the Moly. So we're and we're 277 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,719 Speaker 1: really just doing appetizers to We're like, we're looking at 278 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,879 Speaker 1: this menu and we're like, damn, we can't all afford 279 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,719 Speaker 1: an entree. This bill would be ten thous dollars. So 280 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 1: we're splitting appetizers. Everybody has one drink except for David. 281 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: How many drinks do you think David has in front 282 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 1: of him at the Monkey Pod. Oh, he's got to 283 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,640 Speaker 1: have at least two, right, at least two, got two 284 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:31,080 Speaker 1: drinks in front of them, and now, unfortunately he is 285 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:35,160 Speaker 1: tipped to the other side. My bride, who's a very 286 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,080 Speaker 1: good host, she tried to jump in and save the 287 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:41,600 Speaker 1: moment by doing what a lot of boozers don't like, 288 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,879 Speaker 1: and that was her grabbing his hand and saying, David, 289 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,640 Speaker 1: let's move to the end of the table. I think 290 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:54,119 Speaker 1: family down there want to visit with you. Now, David 291 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,199 Speaker 1: might have been tipped to the other side, but he 292 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,919 Speaker 1: knew exactly what she was doing, and he was like, 293 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 1: fuck you, I know what you're doing. You're trying to 294 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 1: get me out of here because I'm annoying all of you. 295 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,280 Speaker 1: And he looks at my cousin and my cousin's wife 296 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 1: and he does the double birds. He looks all of 297 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,400 Speaker 1: us right in the eyes, and he says, fuck you, guys. 298 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,679 Speaker 1: We're putting in a couple more food orders for appetizers. 299 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,439 Speaker 1: And now David is talking and trying to make this 300 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,840 Speaker 1: waitress laugh, and he's getting a little bit handsy with her. 301 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 1: I scooped my chair back a little bit so that 302 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 1: there's some distance between me and David. And David tells 303 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 1: the waitress he's getting married tomorrow. Look at He's already 304 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: for a lap dance from you, all right. He's getting 305 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:54,520 Speaker 1: right to the point scrippish of people too, and now 306 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,440 Speaker 1: my Tenderoni puts her hands over her face, like, oh 307 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,359 Speaker 1: my god, just get this guy out of here. Um. 308 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 1: And so now he's ready to leave. He's like, Okay, 309 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: I did my job here, My job is finished. He 310 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 1: walks over. He talks to the girl at the front 311 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 1: of the restaurant, and we're kind of watching him. We're like, 312 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 1: why why does he keep talking to her? And then 313 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,639 Speaker 1: he just leaves. He walks out the front doors. He's gone. 314 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,639 Speaker 1: He gone. Fast forward a half hour, we're all finished eating. 315 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,920 Speaker 1: The waitress comes over and she says, your check is handled. 316 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,240 Speaker 1: So what he did is when he was talking to 317 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,879 Speaker 1: that girl at the front, he was giving them his 318 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,880 Speaker 1: card info. Yeah, I guess he kind of felt bad 319 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 1: for the little thing, but he paid for the whole check. 320 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,399 Speaker 1: This guy's got cash. I don't know. I don't know 321 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,840 Speaker 1: he didn't. It didn't look like it. Um. Is gonna 322 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,399 Speaker 1: be one of those things when he sobers up. What 323 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,439 Speaker 1: the fund did I just do here? We wondered that 324 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,359 Speaker 1: same thing, Ben, because he still should have been on 325 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,199 Speaker 1: foot at that point, because it would have on a 326 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:05,400 Speaker 1: long walk. Can't find him, call his phone, he answers finally, 327 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:11,000 Speaker 1: and we're like, where are you? And he says, in America. Now, 328 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,680 Speaker 1: I's just working with us because we're like, dude, thanks 329 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 1: for paying for the bill. You didn't need to walk out, 330 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 1: like we're trying to give you a ride. Where are you? 331 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,760 Speaker 1: And he said, at least he's not in Guam at 332 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,119 Speaker 1: that his Guam American territory. I don't know. Yeah, go ahead, 333 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,320 Speaker 1: don't worry about me. I'm just gonna find the beach 334 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 1: and take a nap. Nobody can locate him. He is 335 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,920 Speaker 1: answering his phone and he's laughing, he's cracking jokes. He's 336 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,960 Speaker 1: still being a dick. He's like, fuck you guys, I'm 337 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,639 Speaker 1: in America. That's all that matters. I'm gonna sleep on 338 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,119 Speaker 1: the beach. It's better than being with you turds and 339 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,760 Speaker 1: stuff like that. So they're kind of worried about him, 340 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: but at the same time, he has a history of 341 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,160 Speaker 1: some of this. They find him the following day. It 342 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 1: turns out, instead of walking towards the beach, he walked inland. 343 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 1: So he yeah, he walked. He waldered twenty minutes into 344 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,520 Speaker 1: the island rather than to the beach. So he fell 345 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 1: asleep on the side of a road. Is that right, jeez. 346 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,880 Speaker 1: So yeah, he brought the fireworks to the party. Oh yeah, 347 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:24,879 Speaker 1: you gotta have cut all right. Well, so for for me, uh, 348 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,440 Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving holiday last week, we had original podcast all 349 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:33,520 Speaker 1: weekend and what a Thanksgiving it was at the Mallard mansion. 350 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 1: And I've now picked up a skill as a short 351 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:43,879 Speaker 1: order cook. Here one of the longest days of my 352 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:50,040 Speaker 1: my life. Man. Uh. And so it started out I 353 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 1: did the radio show Thanksgiving Thanksgiving even to Thanksgiving, so 354 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,400 Speaker 1: I dug my heels in I did the radio show. 355 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I always worried my wife requested 356 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,920 Speaker 1: I take off Thanksgiving night. I'm actually glad she did 357 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:07,000 Speaker 1: in retrospect because I did the radio show. Then you 358 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 1: were you were busy in Hawaii, Danny. So Alex Tisher, 359 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,000 Speaker 1: who who was in, did a great job on the podcast. 360 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:16,640 Speaker 1: He was able to record Thanksgiving morning after the show. 361 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,399 Speaker 1: A couple hours after the show. Uh you know, a 362 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,960 Speaker 1: few several hours after show, we recorded the podcast for 363 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 1: the weekend Benny Versus the Penny and whatnot, and so 364 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,399 Speaker 1: we were doing that and then so I go from 365 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,680 Speaker 1: the radio show to the podcast. Then after that, I'm like, well, 366 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 1: wait a minute, we've got this we're hosting Thanksgiving. Some 367 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,679 Speaker 1: of the older relatives have moved on and my my 368 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,919 Speaker 1: mom and dad are gone, and my wife's family some 369 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 1: changes there with whatnot and people getting divorced and things 370 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,640 Speaker 1: like that, and so it was our turn to step 371 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,439 Speaker 1: up and host Thanksgiving. It was like a big deal, right, aunt's, 372 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: uncle's cousins, people and most my wife's family were. We're 373 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,080 Speaker 1: there and so uh we we had this this menu 374 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,840 Speaker 1: and my job was to prepare the main the main course. 375 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,840 Speaker 1: We decided not to make turkey. My wife's like, I 376 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 1: don't like turkey. She don't want to deal with turkey 377 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 1: and all that. So I wanted to do turkey. So 378 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:16,919 Speaker 1: I made a traditional just like the Pilgrims eight when 379 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 1: they came on the Mayflower fahitas. Uh. And we had 380 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,960 Speaker 1: a traditional Thanksgiving fahitas. But in order to make the 381 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,320 Speaker 1: feedas I and there were a lot of people that 382 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 1: were there, so I had to After the podcast, I 383 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,280 Speaker 1: went into the kitchen. I went out of the room, 384 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,119 Speaker 1: down the hall, made a turn, went down the stairs, 385 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 1: went around the corner and then went to the kitchen. 386 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 1: And so I then had to uh, I had to 387 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 1: pound the chicken. There's a joke there, and then had 388 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 1: to cut up the chicken and the little pieces and 389 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,720 Speaker 1: and then season it for so it tastes good when 390 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,159 Speaker 1: you put it on the griddle. And so I do that, 391 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,639 Speaker 1: and I had to cut up the vegetables, the bell pepper, 392 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 1: the onion, all that. So it was a lot. I 393 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 1: was feeding a lot of people, so it took a 394 00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:01,320 Speaker 1: long time to put all that together. Uh. At the 395 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 1: same time, I also that same day, I had made dessert. 396 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:10,920 Speaker 1: I made cinnamon raising cookies, chocolate chip cookies. And since 397 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,199 Speaker 1: I'm now the chocolate tier, Danny, we talked about that 398 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,800 Speaker 1: in the previous episode of the shot and if you 399 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,840 Speaker 1: were here for that one, but I'm the chocolate tier, 400 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: and so I made some chocolates. I melted some chocolate 401 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,480 Speaker 1: down and made some chocolates and stuff. And so I 402 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: was like juggling all these different plates and all that, 403 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,720 Speaker 1: and then I had to get some sleep. But because 404 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,639 Speaker 1: it's Thanksgiving, people wanted to come over early. So I 405 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,400 Speaker 1: ended up getting about two hours of sleep, and then 406 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 1: people started showing up, and then I had to start 407 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: cooking and and all that, and so and I'm trying 408 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 1: to watch the football games on my phone but I'm 409 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,919 Speaker 1: falling asleep, you know. I was just gonna ask you 410 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,680 Speaker 1: about the games. Yeah, Like I watched the first half 411 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 1: of the Lions game, and then I went to sleep 412 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,360 Speaker 1: for like a couple of hours, and then the Cowboy 413 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,359 Speaker 1: game was on after that, and then oviously the Patriots 414 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,679 Speaker 1: at night. Um, so I was able to cook all 415 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,879 Speaker 1: the food, and I was trying to be I was 416 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,320 Speaker 1: trying to be a little social with the relatives. I 417 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,239 Speaker 1: don't see a lot of them that much, and so 418 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,639 Speaker 1: I went up to where the radio studio is just 419 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,159 Speaker 1: to kind of catch my breath, and I like fell asleep. 420 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,359 Speaker 1: I just passed out and I ended up sleeping for 421 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 1: a couple of hours at night. Um. And then and 422 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,879 Speaker 1: then just I was but I was totally you know 423 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 1: how you like you're up for too long and it 424 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,639 Speaker 1: just kind of groggy and all that. So it was 425 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: a big it was a big pain in the behind. 426 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,560 Speaker 1: People like the food though, they were very happy with 427 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: the food and all that. So I wouldn't much rather 428 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,919 Speaker 1: have the heat is than dry turkey. Yeah, I know, 429 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,720 Speaker 1: it was. It was. It was good. I mean, we 430 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 1: go when people did bring some food to they brought 431 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,879 Speaker 1: somebody brought stuffing, So they're eating people eating fahatas with 432 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:55,920 Speaker 1: stuffing juste a lot. But you know whatever, it's all, 433 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,159 Speaker 1: it's all good. So we had a traditional Thanksgiving just 434 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:05,720 Speaker 1: like the Pilgrims, like the Pilgrims, and uh, that's that's 435 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,159 Speaker 1: what that is. Now. Uh, there is more that we 436 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,320 Speaker 1: have more coverage Danny of the celebrity wedding. Right, we 437 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,280 Speaker 1: go back to our in depth coverage right now, and 438 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:19,640 Speaker 1: it's at a premium this information. And what is next 439 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,640 Speaker 1: the tales of Danny G's celebrity wedding. Well, let's see, 440 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,879 Speaker 1: I'll back up to her dress just for a second, 441 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 1: because I did kind of make fun of the fact 442 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,919 Speaker 1: that the whole weather thing revolved around that. But Ben, 443 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 1: she looked amazing in that dress, so it was worth 444 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,119 Speaker 1: all that saving up for that dress. I don't know 445 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,080 Speaker 1: what the hell we're gonna do with it now? Does 446 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:46,879 Speaker 1: anyone want to buy a used dress? I changed my clothes. 447 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,920 Speaker 1: She was still wearing her dress, which was awesome. Um, 448 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,960 Speaker 1: we were running around like the bar area there and 449 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,719 Speaker 1: had to get something out of our car, and so 450 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,040 Speaker 1: we're standing by the valet guy. I'm in my flip 451 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,560 Speaker 1: flops in a jersey. Uh, and she's still in her 452 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,040 Speaker 1: dress and we get back to the room. It was 453 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: a great honeymoon. It was a great wedding night. She 454 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,200 Speaker 1: was posing for me. Um. I guess I'll sell those 455 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:15,200 Speaker 1: pictures on our only fans fans only. I don't even 456 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 1: know what that's called. The fans only. Oh, I think 457 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,639 Speaker 1: it's only fans. It's only fans. Yeah. I had a 458 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: guy this week that wanted to see pictures of my calf, 459 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 1: and so I said, I'll put it on my my 460 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,399 Speaker 1: only fans page. My yeah, but so yeah, So you 461 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 1: guys have a baby calf at your house. I have 462 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 1: two beautiful calves, wonder. Yeah. So um, now we're the 463 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,040 Speaker 1: next day, we're at the Grand Wileia and her kids 464 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,800 Speaker 1: meet us there so they could take advantage of the 465 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,720 Speaker 1: water slides and all the stuff on that nice property. 466 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,960 Speaker 1: And the couple sitting in the pool chairs to my left. Ben. 467 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,359 Speaker 1: You know, one of the great things about Hawaii is 468 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,639 Speaker 1: people watching. Were they born into money or did they 469 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,800 Speaker 1: have to save up for this up. It's also fun 470 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,679 Speaker 1: to watch people look at the different menus because of 471 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,439 Speaker 1: those prices we talked about earlier. The kids were ordering 472 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: whatever they wanted pool side, and so in my mind 473 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,359 Speaker 1: I'm doing the Mallard calculator, like, oh, that's the hundred, 474 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 1: that's two. That's man. I counted the kids once they 475 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,919 Speaker 1: were all out of the pool. Not too not three, 476 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:29,000 Speaker 1: not full, not five, not six, not seven, eight children. 477 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,679 Speaker 1: But here's where it gets good. There were two moms. Okay, 478 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:39,320 Speaker 1: so four and four No, no, no, no, two moms. 479 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:43,320 Speaker 1: So whenever any of the eight kids said mom, both 480 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,240 Speaker 1: ladies turned their heads and look got you got you got. 481 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,040 Speaker 1: So now we're very interested in what's going on because 482 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,959 Speaker 1: we're like, it's the and my chick is like, no, no, 483 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: that one right there is the nanny. And I'm like, 484 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 1: she's not the nanny, she's one of the moms, like mean, 485 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 1: one of the moms. So we're now trying to figure 486 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: out this whole puzzle. And it's like HBO's Big Love. 487 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,360 Speaker 1: They were both the moms because the guy was like 488 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 1: showing affection to both of them equally. The kids were 489 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:17,920 Speaker 1: crying and whining to both moms equally. This was pretty awesome. 490 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's it's my future right here, all know. Man, 491 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:26,320 Speaker 1: those eight kids, I I can't imagine having multiple children 492 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,600 Speaker 1: how about knew, so I did want to mention uh, 493 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:36,680 Speaker 1: the the the lecture. So after Thanksgiving the fajita Thanksgiving 494 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 1: following that on Friday, Friday Friday, decided to head east. 495 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,640 Speaker 1: So made a little road trip to the Grand Canyon 496 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 1: State for the second time in a couple of months. 497 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 1: I've got a relative there who's fighting the good fight, 498 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: and so I wanted to want to see him and 499 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,120 Speaker 1: just kind of hang out with him for a little bit. 500 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,320 Speaker 1: So the wife we agreed to go to. He came 501 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,320 Speaker 1: with me, and so I got in the mall and 502 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,280 Speaker 1: wibile filled up with gas, made the long trek hundreds 503 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,160 Speaker 1: and hundreds of miles there. I think it's like four 504 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,640 Speaker 1: hundred miles too, to Phoenix, and actually lives over in 505 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,600 Speaker 1: the Mesa area of Phoenix, And so went over, hung 506 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,320 Speaker 1: out of his place a little bit, ended up having 507 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:31,280 Speaker 1: a a nice meal. We actually had the food. We 508 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,800 Speaker 1: went and picked up the food and came back and 509 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,560 Speaker 1: all that, and so we spent several hours with my 510 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:43,000 Speaker 1: my cousin, and then at night I decided, and I 511 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,760 Speaker 1: never really planned this out in advance, I said, you 512 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,160 Speaker 1: know what, let's uh, let's high tail it back to 513 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 1: to Cali. Let's head back to to l A. And 514 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 1: and I'm driving and my wife's a little reluctant, and 515 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,320 Speaker 1: she's like, well, maybe we should get a hotel room. 516 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,400 Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, just drive back. I have a 517 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 1: nice house. It's a great make it back, no problem, 518 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 1: nice drive back. So we're driving back, and I'm sensing 519 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,840 Speaker 1: that she's this is not what she's enjoying. He's not 520 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,840 Speaker 1: looking forward to the to the long drive back. And 521 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,000 Speaker 1: and as we're going and going and going, she's she's tired. 522 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,840 Speaker 1: She sleeps a little bit. If I'm driving, right, I'm 523 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,160 Speaker 1: the one drive I pulled over actually one of the 524 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 1: rest stops out in the middle of the desert in Arizona, 525 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,720 Speaker 1: and I took like a twenty five minute power nap, 526 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,120 Speaker 1: which I never do. But you're driving at night. It's 527 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: nothing out there except cactus and saying for as long 528 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 1: as you can see, and so it's like, all right, 529 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,840 Speaker 1: I think on that. And I woke up. I was fine, 530 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,280 Speaker 1: I was in I was in good shape and all that. 531 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,840 Speaker 1: I was in good shape. Uh, and so did that? 532 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,040 Speaker 1: Kept driving, got home and then I got the lecture. 533 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: I got the lecture. Danny, my wife, she said, I 534 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 1: don't know that I made it clear, but I did 535 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,719 Speaker 1: not want to drive back. I wanted to stay in Arizona, 536 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: did not want to make this trip in one day. 537 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,840 Speaker 1: And she explained all the reasons why, and of course 538 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,560 Speaker 1: I then rebutted by saying, wow, we saved money on 539 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: the hotel room and uh, and not Danny. I'm the 540 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,040 Speaker 1: one that was driving, so I would have if she 541 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,120 Speaker 1: had been driving them, And like, okay, but I'm the 542 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 1: one drive. So if you're the passenger, is it you 543 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,360 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, it's a different perspective when 544 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,240 Speaker 1: you're not the one drive. This goes back. We talked 545 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 1: about this on The Penny yesterday a little bit. Covino 546 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,320 Speaker 1: and Rich had a big debate on their show a 547 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,000 Speaker 1: couple of afternoons ago because they are splitting a hotel 548 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 1: this weekend in San Francisco as they traveled a little 549 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,520 Speaker 1: road trip to the Niners game, and they're saving money 550 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,720 Speaker 1: on the hotel room by sharing the room, by splitting 551 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,840 Speaker 1: the room, and that that's the audience. Most of the 552 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 1: audience was like, I want my own hotel room. I 553 00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:00,640 Speaker 1: don't put corners with hotels, but you do, right, Like 554 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 1: if you could save money on a hotel, you do, no, 555 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,240 Speaker 1: because I when I travel, I don't really want to 556 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,840 Speaker 1: spend a lot of time in the hotel room. So 557 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,479 Speaker 1: like I'm always like, why spend a lot on the hotel? 558 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:15,320 Speaker 1: That's what cheap skates say. Though. No, But if I'm somewhere, 559 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 1: I'm just there to sleep. I'm not there to enjoy. 560 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,960 Speaker 1: I don't need that. I don't I don't need all 561 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,280 Speaker 1: that stuff. I just go there and I'm out about 562 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: in a city. I'm just going wherever I am. Like, 563 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,560 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter to me. So if you went on 564 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,720 Speaker 1: a road trip with a couple of your guy friends, 565 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,800 Speaker 1: you'd be fine sharing the room with them. Well, back 566 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,000 Speaker 1: in back, when I was in college, we'd go on 567 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 1: some road trips and I I did share them. I 568 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,880 Speaker 1: love it. It was awkward occasionally, but I've gone I've 569 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,920 Speaker 1: gone on Vegas trips with friends of mine and we've 570 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 1: we've shared a room and and that's fine. I think 571 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:53,200 Speaker 1: the bathroom situation is awkward and and also yeah, I 572 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,080 Speaker 1: don't know, it's just uncomfortable. But I could see what 573 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,360 Speaker 1: you're I couldn't see your wife's point, Like, I do 574 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,160 Speaker 1: want a room too, but you were the driver and 575 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,520 Speaker 1: you pulled it off. I mean, I guess you know 576 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,440 Speaker 1: how much flat can you really take on that? Yeah? 577 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,400 Speaker 1: Well the other two and you mentioned this like I know, 578 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,719 Speaker 1: if we had stayed at a hotel room, Um, it 579 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,120 Speaker 1: would not have been one of my choosing. I would 580 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,640 Speaker 1: not have been the bend friendly. It would have been 581 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,040 Speaker 1: my wife would have gone with something that is more 582 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 1: more her speed, more four stars, and you would have 583 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,040 Speaker 1: went two stars. She would not have been staying in Mesa. 584 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,080 Speaker 1: She would have been staying in Scottsdale. Uh, that's where 585 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,239 Speaker 1: we would have en it up and so so. But 586 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,239 Speaker 1: in the future, and I will have to be going 587 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,759 Speaker 1: back to Arizona sporadically here. I guess we'll If I 588 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,680 Speaker 1: go by myself, I can drive, but with her I'll 589 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,839 Speaker 1: have to pony up the cash there for a hotel room. 590 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,560 Speaker 1: I'm on in man, that's right, all right, we'll get 591 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:57,200 Speaker 1: out on that. We have the mail bag on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, 592 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,520 Speaker 1: looking forward to that. Anything to Remote Danny any it all? Yeah, 593 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: I'll be in there with Jonas Knox on his Saturday 594 00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,520 Speaker 1: show from eleven am to one pm Pacific time, and 595 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,200 Speaker 1: then Steve Hartman and I from Salam after that. And 596 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,880 Speaker 1: by the way, we we don't have time for the backscratcher. 597 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,640 Speaker 1: We haven't had a backscratcher in a monthday. We gotta 598 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,399 Speaker 1: get we gotta get a backscratcher. So please promote the show, 599 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 1: support the show on the Apple podcast page. You gotta 600 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,919 Speaker 1: do it, make it happen. Yeah, we'll get to those 601 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,640 Speaker 1: next Saturday. Alright, very good. There it is the fifth 602 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,920 Speaker 1: hour and we will catch you next time. Osta Pasta, 603 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,440 Speaker 1: gotta murder, Gotta go.