Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
Speaker 1: This week on the show, it's another writer's room, but
Speaker 1: this time they're in capes. It's the Marvel Writer's Room.
Speaker 2: Marvel is the largest film franchise in the history of
Speaker 2: the multiverse. A little bit of an easter egg there,
Speaker 2: and easter egg is a phrase that Marvel people also love,
Speaker 2: So easter egg is kind of an easter egg.
Speaker 3: With so much on the line and so much money
Speaker 3: being spent, these writers have to plug in and work
Speaker 3: overtime to make the superheroes you love come to life
Speaker 3: in a fun, friendly, action packed way.
Speaker 4: So zip up that CGI suit, turn the lights way down,
Speaker 4: and let's listen in.
Speaker 5: Dun't dun.
Speaker 2: You've seen the Adventures on television, and you've seen it
Speaker 2: on movies, and now it's the Avengers of the Marvel writers.
Speaker 2: We have been assembled. We are here together, and I
Speaker 2: am so excited to be here with the best Marvel
Speaker 2: writing team you've ever known.
Speaker 6: Writers a shimbo, writers.
Speaker 7: A symbol Excelsior.
Speaker 3: Gotta say, if we don't do this well, it kind
Speaker 3: of feels like doomsday.
Speaker 2: Like Doomsday coming to Marvel Cinemas. Twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Haha, guys, we are so excited to sit down. You know,
Speaker 3: we all have a love for the Yeah, kick through
Speaker 3: the door, Kick through the door, Riley, what are you
Speaker 3: doing through the portal? Kick through the portal and enter
Speaker 3: the universe. That is what we're gonna do today, talk
Speaker 3: about all things Marvel. We love working on these Marvel movies.
Speaker 7: We love Marvel. It's never been better and we're having
Speaker 7: a blast.
Speaker 6: It's so true.
Speaker 4: We have never had more ideas, we have never had
Speaker 4: more to do.
Speaker 6: There is so.
Speaker 4: Much untapped resources available, and we are gonna scrape all
Speaker 4: the way to the bottom of the barrel with the
Speaker 4: top shelf stuff.
Speaker 7: We're gonna get to it.
Speaker 6: Are obsessed.
Speaker 7: We plan for the post credit scene, which we have
Speaker 7: to do.
Speaker 6: We have to We might we might even get wait
Speaker 6: that I actually can't wait.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to maybe even talk about the space
Speaker 1: we go to when we have no ideas.
Speaker 6: The no idea Man, the biggest villain.
Speaker 7: Of all, the no idea man, biggest villain in law.
Speaker 2: He's an internal villain that only if you work at
Speaker 2: Marvel you know about.
Speaker 3: Stan Lee used to talk about the no idea man
Speaker 3: behind the scenes all the time, and he is now
Speaker 3: infiltrated a little bit of the marvels.
Speaker 4: Did the ideas man first appear to you in your mind?
Speaker 4: Because it took me six months of working here for
Speaker 4: him to appear.
Speaker 1: You want to be clear, this is not a real
Speaker 1: superhero or villain. This lives within the confines of our
Speaker 1: writer's chom.
Speaker 2: And in that way, in that room, in that building
Speaker 2: on the Disney lot on Alameda Avenue in Burbank, it's
Speaker 2: very real.
Speaker 6: Who don't box us.
Speaker 2: Knocking down the portal and showing you the insides of
Speaker 2: the no idea Man.
Speaker 6: I met the no.
Speaker 2: Idea Man when I was working on Fantastic four the
Speaker 2: first steps. We were seventy pages in, and the new
Speaker 2: idea Man reared his ugly horned head. Do we have
Speaker 2: horns for you, guys? I believe the horn is a pencil,
Speaker 2: and I believe the horn holds a ruby that can
Speaker 2: turn into a stone.
Speaker 4: And the no ideas Man appeared to me not with horns,
Speaker 4: but with sharp, sharp thanks, thanks that threatened to rip
Speaker 4: up any script I wrote. But the way to defeat
Speaker 4: the no ideas Man is by offering him a piece
Speaker 4: of your past that piece of your past is turning
Speaker 4: the key into new and incredible ideas, but it.
Speaker 7: Comes at a cost.
Speaker 2: If you offer something to the no idea man from
Speaker 2: your past that is no longer an idea that you
Speaker 2: can have to make as an indie.
Speaker 7: Feature, but an idea that now belongs.
Speaker 6: To a Marvel pill.
Speaker 3: They legally own your indie feature. Now, that small cute
Speaker 3: indie feature about your sick mother getting better and you
Speaker 3: by her side, reconnecting and rekindling with your father along
Speaker 3: the way, it is.
Speaker 6: Now on Marvel TV.
Speaker 3: It doesn't belong to a twenty four and he belongs
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 6: No ideas.
Speaker 7: On life support.
Speaker 3: Life support and Loki is reconnecting with his father.
Speaker 1: You would need to sacrifice an idea about the drama
Speaker 1: you had when you had braces Ah, Now Loki has prices.
Speaker 3: Guess what Wolverine is in eighth grade and going through it?
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 4: You want to write about your dad leaving now thanos
Speaker 4: his dad has gone a million times.
Speaker 6: And plunge out. Don't even talk about it in.
Speaker 4: Therapy because a representative from Disney will show up and
Speaker 4: tell you when it's too close.
Speaker 7: You guys, haven't gotten the knock on the therapy door.
Speaker 1: I have the knock on the therapy dare we introduced
Speaker 1: the no ideas man before ourselves and that shows.
Speaker 6: The way we live in theater.
Speaker 7: Well, that's what happens to the no ideas man.
Speaker 2: He introduces himself and all of a sudden group was
Speaker 2: kicked out of his polyicule.
Speaker 6: Anyway, we must say who we are before the ideas.
Speaker 3: This just really quickly more we're talking about I Love
Speaker 3: your Face. What is that movie called Grut in Portland?
Speaker 3: Portland recruit's important gets kicked out of.
Speaker 6: His Paul and it's catchphrases.
Speaker 4: I am Groot and this is groot and this is
Speaker 4: grew and this is crewed.
Speaker 7: Okay, let's introduce ourselves.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's introduce ourselves.
Speaker 3: Hi, I'm Dennis Faraday, and I am a Marvel writer.
Speaker 3: I've been working here for nay twelve years, for a
Speaker 3: long time, and I've just will use twelve years.
Speaker 7: That means what what year is it? Twenty twenty six?
Speaker 7: Twelve years ago? Was twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: So not twenty twenty twenty fourteen?
Speaker 7: Twenty fourteen is when I jumped in Past Avengers one, right,
Speaker 7: Past Avengers one, Yes.
Speaker 3: So I jumped in right after phase one, I jumped
Speaker 3: into phase two.
Speaker 7: A lot of times are.
Speaker 3: There right when the steak was served, Yes, right when
Speaker 3: the steak was served, and I said, I'll have another
Speaker 3: couple of steaks, please. So I've been helping writing a
Speaker 3: lot of the scripts, jumping in and doing what I can.
Speaker 7: I do a lot of the comedy.
Speaker 6: Actually, for a lot of these movies.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that comedy because it's so unique.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing I always strive for is, if
Speaker 3: there's ever stakes in the movie, I want.
Speaker 7: To rip it up with a little joke.
Speaker 1: I will tell you you, Dennis, you do such a
Speaker 1: good job at being at writing the moments where some
Speaker 1: of our heroes are trying so hard to hold up
Speaker 1: maybe three buildings, and they go, if only I could
Speaker 1: hold this up like I do my gym members.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, like it is so, And then another stronger
Speaker 3: superhero come and go. That looks pretty easy actually, like
Speaker 3: a lot of the awkward comedies.
Speaker 4: I love whenever your your calling card. I know when
Speaker 4: you've written on a movie is when the phrase, uh,
Speaker 4: little help here shows.
Speaker 7: Up, Oh my god, here little help here.
Speaker 1: I love when you write girl heroes because you always
Speaker 1: go let me, I could blow that up, but let
Speaker 1: me try to talk to a boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I also write girl heroes specifically, not women. We
Speaker 3: refer to them.
Speaker 2: Younger.
Speaker 3: Yes, So if there's ever mistakes, like if somebody's watching
Speaker 3: another superhero maybe die, or there's a big moment where
Speaker 3: they were recurring their past, I always try to add
Speaker 3: another character in the scene that maybe goes awkward.
Speaker 7: I guess uh yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean you're so brilliant at that, and it's so
Speaker 2: exciting because we think you are so grateful for you
Speaker 2: because you built this system that when you can't make
Speaker 2: it because you've gotten so into that hobby.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I do a Warhammer forty k I paint
Speaker 3: my figurines. Oh yes, yet to play the game now
Speaker 3: that we've kind of just paint the figures.
Speaker 7: We lost in a Warhammer.
Speaker 2: But you did give us a really nifty wheel, so
Speaker 2: sometimes you put we call it the fair Day Wheel,
Speaker 2: and we spin it and we can just use them
Speaker 2: and you put all of them in there.
Speaker 7: Yes, me about twelve, which.
Speaker 3: Is hey waiter, remember when we had dinner and passed
Speaker 3: the spoons a lot.
Speaker 6: My favorite one on the wheel is is anything gonna happen.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, is gonna happened?
Speaker 3: Boom is what it says, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: So that's a little bit of it.
Speaker 2: I also liked I'm sorry, did you want need a scream?
Speaker 3: If it lands at the wrong time of the script,
Speaker 3: that's a hard.
Speaker 7: Time the way it works.
Speaker 4: I also appreciate how much time we spend on your jokes.
Speaker 4: We we will grind the entire movie to a halt
Speaker 4: to hear the joke and then just sit in it.
Speaker 4: And then when they do a little bit of improv, squinting,
Speaker 4: glaring back and forth, Oh.
Speaker 3: We need to talk about the improv that we allow anyway.
Speaker 1: And that's what I love our security guards for the
Speaker 1: safe guards security they have prop security guards. They drain
Speaker 1: them before they go off. All right, what's up. I'm
Speaker 1: Riley virgin I am. I've been in this room for
Speaker 1: a little bit now. One of the younger ones went
Speaker 1: to AFI top of my class, which just meant I.
Speaker 2: Was the tallest pitch Fest and Afi I was judging
Speaker 2: pitch Fest. You have to do the pitch fast, pitch right,
Speaker 2: do the pitch. Do the pitch about your sad morose
Speaker 2: indie that you wanted.
Speaker 6: To make fish don't talk to each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I said, this person's got it work at Martha.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't talk to each other, and now
Speaker 4: you can't use that.
Speaker 6: Now you can't yell.
Speaker 1: And I did give that to the idea, the idea, man,
Speaker 1: I gave.
Speaker 6: That to a pitch Fast monster. Pitchfest Monster a very
Speaker 6: unique in its property.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm so excited to be here. I love Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm just learning from some of the greats, because truly,
Speaker 1: when you can have to be a pitchfest, I was like,
Speaker 1: holy fucking Moley.
Speaker 2: You've probably just impressed by impressed by my Avengerous hoodie
Speaker 2: and all my Avengers pans.
Speaker 1: Because honestly, I am one of those nerds for Marvel
Speaker 1: where every rap gift I find it on Reddit and
Speaker 1: then I make my own version on printifle because I've
Speaker 1: always want to be a part of the cruise. So
Speaker 1: the fact that I've been here, I've been working with
Speaker 1: you guys, has been such an honor. It's also so
Speaker 1: cool to just not have any writer's assistant credits and
Speaker 1: just come on in. And I thank pitch Fast for that.
Speaker 1: I think you guys for that. I think AFI for that.
Speaker 2: We got to talk about the Marvel rap gifts. By
Speaker 2: the way, that eternals hour glass. I use it every
Speaker 2: day and I've.
Speaker 6: Been needing a good hour glass.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: With my Infinity War gun. Yes, I put it outside anyway.
Speaker 7: The Infinity War gun that they give is crazy. Shun
Speaker 7: Chi bus wheel. Oh yes, she hulk pen.
Speaker 6: She hulk pen. When you click it and it gets
Speaker 6: bigger and it.
Speaker 4: Gets mad, and then it turned into a highlighter when
Speaker 4: it's really mad.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 6: I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that we don't have enough Penn highlight or
Speaker 1: hype breaks anyway.
Speaker 3: I batteries, the artisan batteries.
Speaker 7: They are you can wear on your chest.
Speaker 4: And I'm kind of a battery snob, but these batteries
Speaker 4: really work.
Speaker 6: Yes, I heard.
Speaker 7: You're making your own batteries too.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, yes, well who are you batteries? Who am I?
Speaker 4: Well, who aren't I I'll no, I'll tell you who.
Speaker 4: I'm not the president. Look, I'm just kidding around.
Speaker 6: I am DEDI Deadpool, and I am it's d D Deadpool, Deadpool,
Speaker 6: dead Pool. I am d D Deadpool.
Speaker 4: And yes, I am Netpo, I am Nepo. I am nepo,
Speaker 4: but I'm trying to stay humble. Deadpool, of course, was
Speaker 4: based on a real man that was my father, and
Speaker 4: he was the most sarcastic guy around and he was awesome.
Speaker 6: I miss him.
Speaker 4: But I got in here around twenty fifteen, and I
Speaker 4: have been just having such a blast, and I have
Speaker 4: been really digging through. And you know, I've been helping
Speaker 4: Punch up with these movies and writing on all these movies.
Speaker 6: But then I have been tasked with finding obscure Marvel.
Speaker 4: Books and looking sort of towards the future and exploring
Speaker 4: new Marvel heroes that maybe are are so obscure that
Speaker 4: even those comic book guys don't know about.
Speaker 6: Why love this?
Speaker 3: You are diving into the thirty four thirty five, thirty
Speaker 3: six page count of these original Marvel and Kedie.
Speaker 2: I love it because you come in and everyone tells
Speaker 2: you that you're making it up. Every day, You're being
Speaker 2: gas lit left and right. You have to show us,
Speaker 2: you have to show us.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I brought the proof. I brought the proof.
Speaker 4: Calamari Man is its real?
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh. I loved Calumn.
Speaker 3: When you presented Kalamari Man, we said, I think I
Speaker 3: believe that is a waiter. In just a scene a
Speaker 3: panel of a mar you said, Kalamari Klamari Man.
Speaker 4: It's Kalamari Man, and his powers are to bring Kalamari
Speaker 4: as requested to different tables, only when summoned and only
Speaker 4: during certain hours of the day.
Speaker 6: So that's a waiter.
Speaker 2: Though we talk though about because we have I mean,
Speaker 2: I know we're going to go over the slate for Facebook.
Speaker 7: Over the slave k I'm gonna say it. It's not
Speaker 7: like we're not the twenty three Expo, but I'm gonna
Speaker 7: say it.
Speaker 2: Kalamari Man is coming to Disney Plus twenty thirty one,
Speaker 2: and he will be played by Finn wolf Park.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is an eighteen episode order coming straight to
Speaker 1: your screen.
Speaker 7: Imagine the Bear meets She Hulk.
Speaker 6: It's Finn the Wolf Hard.
Speaker 7: It is everything that Stranger Things isn't exactly.
Speaker 1: I honestly, what I love about your work, Missus Deadpool,
Speaker 1: is that.
Speaker 6: You please call me D. D. Deadpool.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 6: What I love about your work, Missus D. D.
Speaker 1: Deadpool, is that you are really good at writing in
Speaker 1: those moments in a script where that character it's not
Speaker 1: his movie, but it will be kind of the dag
Speaker 1: will be where you do like a this kid's about
Speaker 1: to grow up and we'll see it next phase.
Speaker 6: Yes, because it's all about seating. It's about seating. If
Speaker 6: you want someone.
Speaker 4: To be in theaters for a squid boy, you have
Speaker 4: to see him in Calamari man.
Speaker 6: Yes, you can't just be running around.
Speaker 7: We all know Calamaryn's assistant. Yes, shout out.
Speaker 2: That was a featured extra that we had in the Marvels. Yes,
Speaker 2: and now that person is the lead.
Speaker 6: Of the show.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard heart lead and straight to WM
Speaker 1: This kid.
Speaker 3: Is brilliant as a featured extra. We had never heard
Speaker 3: his voice before and it is strange.
Speaker 2: Thank god he's good because we had to use him
Speaker 2: regardless because of what did he deadpooled in?
Speaker 6: Thank god he's good. We're always saying that Deadpool, what
Speaker 6: do you do? How start did you do?
Speaker 8: Deadpool? Did I do that?
Speaker 2: And I also wanted to say I know because we're
Speaker 2: eagle eyed Easter Egg listeners were like, hawk eyed missus D.
Speaker 2: Come on, good, good, that's good. We're knocking open the door,
Speaker 2: missus d D Deadpool. We said, that's right, she's married.
Speaker 2: I am married, and here's the thing, and I love
Speaker 2: this about her. She met someone who's also named Deadpool
Speaker 2: that is not related to her.
Speaker 6: Are you sure? Yeah? Are you sure they're not related?
Speaker 4: We're not related because at the family that the Deadpool
Speaker 4: family reunion in twenty eighteen, he wasn't.
Speaker 6: There, So we are related.
Speaker 4: And I think was that family reunion like twenty five
Speaker 4: twenty six people, so he was not only so it's
Speaker 4: good and we never even have to look into it
Speaker 4: because he wasn't there. It's undeniable proof. But it is
Speaker 4: so fun.
Speaker 6: I am married to.
Speaker 4: It's like a Taylor Lautner Taylor Swift situation.
Speaker 6: Remember when they.
Speaker 2: Were dating and they were both named Taylor Law married
Speaker 2: to a Taylor.
Speaker 6: He's married to Taylor. Really, Taylor Lawner in real life
Speaker 6: is married to a Taylor. He has he has a
Speaker 6: thing with his name has a thing with Taylor, which
Speaker 6: is fun. What if somebody which was Cappina by.
Speaker 2: A name we could totally use Taylor Loutner in a movie.
Speaker 4: We could maybe for Notary Man, the man who's the
Speaker 4: notary of Cincinnati but only allowed to do so between
Speaker 4: the hours of nine and five Monday to Friday.
Speaker 3: So this is really sounds like she Hulk. This actually
Speaker 3: really is now getting very close to.
Speaker 7: She can't imagine it. The person that makes sure all
Speaker 7: the superheroes are married.
Speaker 6: What's his life? What's his life like?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 6: What your life? Did you guys know?
Speaker 7: Talking about myself on Hi everyone.
Speaker 2: My name is Ralph Zandy and I am the head
Speaker 2: of mythology at Marvel. I am in charge of making
Speaker 2: sure that everything lines up, everything connects, everything is fluid.
Speaker 6: We say the stickler, the sickler.
Speaker 7: It's funny. I have a real Racks to Riches story.
Speaker 2: Or should we say, uh, dollar bills to Infinity Stone story?
Speaker 7: Put that on the wheel? Okay, dollar, I will add
Speaker 7: those two.
Speaker 2: So I started on the very first Marvel movie of
Speaker 2: all time, uh for the for this cycle iron Man,
Speaker 2: I was a PA. On Iron Man, I was second second.
Speaker 2: I was in charge of the talent. I had to
Speaker 2: sit outside of the trailers a second second second second ad,
Speaker 2: which is not a PA, but we might as well
Speaker 2: have been. I'm calling it and joking around. They didn't
Speaker 2: like me very much. I didn't have a great time
Speaker 2: because I read the comics and I felt like I
Speaker 2: was the only one who did, and so I was
Speaker 2: always saying, well, you know in the comics, they wouldn't
Speaker 2: say this.
Speaker 7: You know, in the comics, Jarvis kind of sounded like this,
Speaker 7: and they kept saying, you're annoying, You're annoying, You're annoying.
Speaker 7: Turns out I was right.
Speaker 6: Turns out you weren't annoying. You were right.
Speaker 2: And it turns out I was the first person to
Speaker 2: realize that we needed to get these things right.
Speaker 7: Because our fans get a little pissed off.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I will say Marvel did an amazing thing.
Speaker 3: And the early aughts, the studios were releasing superhero movies
Speaker 3: without paying any attention to the original IP.
Speaker 7: That's correct.
Speaker 3: Marvel was the first company that came in, grabbed the
Speaker 3: IP and said, you know what, let's give the fans
Speaker 3: what they want exactly.
Speaker 2: So now people don't have to go to the theaters
Speaker 2: to see a movie that might be good.
Speaker 7: They might not be looking to enjoy something. They might
Speaker 7: just be coming to see if it's correct.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like people who like playing board games and they
Speaker 1: like reading the rules.
Speaker 7: More than that, they're very into the rules rather than
Speaker 7: the game.
Speaker 1: And that's why you are important, because I think everyone
Speaker 1: should at home that one kid that's at your board
Speaker 1: game night.
Speaker 6: Who's annoying? Who's like, actually, that's not how you play.
Speaker 6: He's annoying, But he's right.
Speaker 7: That's correct.
Speaker 2: And that also is why, with my little bit of
Speaker 2: extra money, I have opened Zandy's GameHouse jaus in Atwater Village.
Speaker 6: Oh, because you're German, right, Yes.
Speaker 7: I'm German.
Speaker 2: Zandy's German, the original Sundy and I opened the GameHouse.
Speaker 7: But I don't allow games. I only allow rules.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I'll tell you what sucks is
Speaker 1: and I want to I'm gonna use our public platform
Speaker 1: to say it. Yeah, sometimes when we don't specifically honor
Speaker 1: a comic, it's and it's details. They stopped tipping at
Speaker 1: that game, and they vandalize italize you guys.
Speaker 2: Stop, Hey, guys, do not vandalize my private business because
Speaker 2: you didn't like what happened in the Winter Soldier in
Speaker 2: the Falcon.
Speaker 7: Okay, you guys.
Speaker 6: Know too much.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't know who is on payroll at Marvel. You
Speaker 4: shouldn't know too much. But I also I want to say,
Speaker 4: I want to thank you for you know, of course,
Speaker 4: your knowledge saved all of our lives. Three years ago,
Speaker 4: when there was an angry mob of Marvel fans bursting
Speaker 4: into the door. They're ready to rip our heads off
Speaker 4: our throat.
Speaker 3: January sixth, nobody's talking about February third.
Speaker 6: Tebuary.
Speaker 1: February third is the January sixth for nerds.
Speaker 6: It was when the Nerds stormed the Marvel gates because.
Speaker 4: We were wrong about hawkeyes shoes, and you were the
Speaker 4: only one able to talk them down, and you said, wait, no.
Speaker 4: There's a really obscure version from nineteen forty six where
Speaker 4: Hawkeye he is wearing Vans.
Speaker 2: Comic four hundred and seventy two in the Infinity series,
Speaker 2: Hawkeye goes into a shoe store. You don't see his
Speaker 2: feet for five panels. He walks out wearing different shoes.
Speaker 1: Imagine him saying that in front of a huge angry
Speaker 1: mob with us behind being so sty he was literally
Speaker 1: shaking spitch.
Speaker 2: You have to understand there were five hundred slingshots in there.
Speaker 2: There were people with spitballs, there were people about to
Speaker 2: kill us.
Speaker 6: I saw a fidget spinner that had knives on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you remember steps Imagine holding a fidget sp
Speaker 3: knives You're honestly doing damage to yourself.
Speaker 6: And he didn't even care. He was just standing there,
Speaker 6: not blinking, going out shoes.
Speaker 7: Shoes that guy was freaking.
Speaker 2: They are the lines, fucking line because guess what that's
Speaker 2: literally me. I see myself in them when you guys
Speaker 2: come in and you guys tell me, hey, I actually
Speaker 2: think that uh Wanda should have a broach on her neck,
Speaker 2: and I go, no, she wouldn't wear that because it
Speaker 2: will construct her powers.
Speaker 6: You know, He's annoying.
Speaker 7: But I learned a channel.
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm telling all you guys, my children,
Speaker 2: my little little fonds.
Speaker 7: Okay, I love you guys out there. I'm one of you.
Speaker 7: Find something else to take this and put it into right.
Speaker 7: And so that's why I open my GameHouse, you know.
Speaker 2: And I'm very involved on the tax side, and that
Speaker 2: takes a lot of time for.
Speaker 7: You love the taxes of your GameHouse.
Speaker 6: Very nice taxes.
Speaker 2: It's so nice to look in and figure out, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, what the articles of incorporation include and what's
Speaker 2: going on and how I can find dividends and how
Speaker 2: I can grow and change and taxing is it's so
Speaker 2: intricate and it's fun because it helps me take the
Speaker 2: stress off.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well I've got a question and I thought it would
Speaker 3: be really interesting.
Speaker 6: Ask it, God, come on, ask it my man.
Speaker 3: Good Okay, I was thinking we could talk about maybe
Speaker 3: the structure of a classic Marvel movie.
Speaker 7: Going through it beat by beat. What are we trying
Speaker 7: to aim for?
Speaker 2: Why are we talking about one of the original movies
Speaker 2: where we were establishing lore or kind of one of
Speaker 2: the later movies where we're just kind of making advertisements
Speaker 2: for future movies.
Speaker 6: I think both.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about if you're introducing it the characters first
Speaker 3: movie versus the Characters seventh, because we call those.
Speaker 6: Movies when we're introducing things the gardens the garden because
Speaker 6: it seats the you're planting. You're planting versus the forest
Speaker 6: it is sprouted.
Speaker 1: Yes, and now we're dealing with big trees, and we saw.
Speaker 2: And then the four third one the farmer's market, where
Speaker 2: we're just trying to sell merchant.
Speaker 4: Yeah we're God, Hey, you're already here, you already bought everything.
Speaker 6: You might as well get some extramaz.
Speaker 1: Right, And some times sometimes things will go from forest
Speaker 1: to a farmer's market.
Speaker 6: Yes, so fast that we're not even right movies.
Speaker 7: It's just it's sad when you destroy a forest to
Speaker 7: create a Farmer's Market.
Speaker 4: But we then we have another genre of movie that
Speaker 4: I like to call the Farmer's Market Friend, which is
Speaker 4: about an obscure character in the Farmer's Market who barely
Speaker 4: made the cut for the Farmer's Market and now we're
Speaker 4: putting him front and center in the town square.
Speaker 3: And of course we also have the Farmer's Market's Friends
Speaker 3: Farmer's Market, which is usually a show on Disney Plus exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we have the Farmville, which is the mobile app.
Speaker 2: We have to make a mobile You guys have to
Speaker 2: go and play Marvel Rivals right now. Please play it,
Speaker 2: playing Marble Rivals. Where you're watching this, take a shot
Speaker 2: a picture using if it's on your phone you don't
Speaker 2: have If you have another camera, grab it and take
Speaker 2: it from the back and then.
Speaker 7: Put your phone in it and your your computer in it.
Speaker 9: So take that one more time, one more time, one
Speaker 9: more time, so they know if you're watching this right
Speaker 9: now and you're also playing Marvel Rivals, take another camera,
Speaker 9: maybe your friend has one.
Speaker 2: Even take a camera and from the back, take a
Speaker 2: picture of your phone because you can't use your own
Speaker 2: phone because you're playing Marvel Rivals.
Speaker 6: Because you can't screenshot wait.
Speaker 4: No, the social people had such a simple way of
Speaker 4: explaining this.
Speaker 6: What was it?
Speaker 7: Take a pick up playing Marvel rivals.
Speaker 6: Take a picup playing marl I hear something. They're supposed
Speaker 6: to be in it too. Oh man, Lisa is gonna
Speaker 6: kill us.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I I like those social people, but I wish they
Speaker 2: would stick up for themselves, because every time I talk
Speaker 2: to them, they go, Okay, whatever you think, they run away.
Speaker 2: I just start speaking and they say whatever you think,
Speaker 2: and I don't think.
Speaker 3: They like me.
Speaker 7: Well, okay, let's talk about one thing that's going on
Speaker 7: right now that we.
Speaker 6: Well, we do have to go through the yeah of
Speaker 6: this movie. Let's go.
Speaker 2: Don't do the classic Marvel thing, which is brings something
Speaker 2: up and never come back.
Speaker 7: Always come back to it. Actually, we will come back.
Speaker 6: There is a master planet.
Speaker 4: Just because you haven't seen it yet doesn't mean it
Speaker 4: will not appear in the future.
Speaker 6: We have a forty six thousand phase plant.
Speaker 1: And that's what I love about our buildings. There's a
Speaker 1: there is a thing we do. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: a lock box, if you will, where when we have
Speaker 1: an idea that we plant, that we put into a
Speaker 1: script and they don't know where it's going.
Speaker 6: They won't let us go home.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, we have to tie it in these
Speaker 2: fans and talking to you guys, you gotta relax and
Speaker 2: know that we know where we're going with this.
Speaker 7: We know what we're doing.
Speaker 6: There's a plan. Don't question us.
Speaker 2: Y'all have been believing in God for thousands of years,
Speaker 2: and you don't worry where he's at.
Speaker 7: We're like God.
Speaker 6: No one's worried about where God's at.
Speaker 7: You worried about Nobody's.
Speaker 4: Worried about where he is. Just think of us like God,
Speaker 4: don't worry about it.
Speaker 7: Don't worry about us.
Speaker 6: And speaking of.
Speaker 4: God, we have a divinely ordained story structure that we
Speaker 4: uh can't wait to go for.
Speaker 1: It just felt like it came down from the university
Speaker 1: and it was shaking like an asteroid, and then it
Speaker 1: in the right.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, of course, there is Lord to this. Stan
Speaker 4: Lee came across a pile of golden tablets in the
Speaker 4: back lat of the Burbank mall and he it's the
Speaker 4: Joseph Smith.
Speaker 6: Art Joseph And we called the tablets the Joseph Smith.
Speaker 4: And every story is divinely passed down from that.
Speaker 6: Now we open with a.
Speaker 4: Normal, accessible problem, exactly a problem one of you normies
Speaker 4: without powers might understand, like high school, like dating, high.
Speaker 3: School, running l to being an overworked doctor, single mom.
Speaker 6: That's where it all begins.
Speaker 2: That's where we get you some sort of flaw, but surprised,
Speaker 2: something happens to them that changes their life, and.
Speaker 6: Suddenly we got you by the nipples.
Speaker 2: And then we spend a long time watching them adjust.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's oh my gosh. People love a training scene.
Speaker 3: They are either training with a mentor or just training
Speaker 3: by themselves. That takes up primarily Act two and Act
Speaker 3: three and Act four.
Speaker 4: Now this is where your stuff really comes into play.
Speaker 6: We're gonna spend a lot of time on equips.
Speaker 3: Of coursewhile a villain is introduced and it's doing something nefarious,
Speaker 3: and by act three the main character realizes they're the
Speaker 3: only person that can stop the villain when at the
Speaker 3: halfway mark the villain kills somebody close to them.
Speaker 1: Yes, a little hint that we use is a normal
Speaker 1: day starts with the morning, and this goes into the afternoon,
Speaker 1: and just around the afternoon, when you're in the middle
Speaker 1: of your training.
Speaker 6: Montage, the sun goes down.
Speaker 1: That's when we bring in the villain always at night, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: always at night.
Speaker 2: We always bring in the villain at night because nighttime
Speaker 2: is when bad people do bad stuff.
Speaker 6: So most people have a three act structure.
Speaker 4: We have a twenty four act structure, each for a
Speaker 4: corresponding hour of the day. You experience your normal, relatable
Speaker 4: problem at six am in the morning.
Speaker 1: Every single person does that, and then every single bad
Speaker 1: person does drugs at night.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: And also Act fourteen my one of my favorite acts,
Speaker 2: and it's become a lot bigger since Disney Pluses has
Speaker 2: some more involvements.
Speaker 7: Weird little funny thing shows up.
Speaker 6: Weird little funny thing.
Speaker 4: A weird little funny thing, not a minion, not a minion,
Speaker 4: same thing we thought of before, and it's been in
Speaker 4: the works for decades.
Speaker 6: And we have it in the email minion and.
Speaker 1: We have everything tracked, and you could look at the
Speaker 1: dropbox where we have all of it.
Speaker 7: I've never even.
Speaker 6: Looked at aminion. I've never even even that.
Speaker 2: I live in Studio City and have to take the
Speaker 2: one on one and when I even peek out at Universal.
Speaker 7: Studios with that big thing, I haven't even looked at it.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know what it was.
Speaker 7: I didn't even know what it was.
Speaker 2: I literally I closed my eyes in that section of
Speaker 2: the one on one.
Speaker 1: And that's why there's so many accidents. There, so many
Speaker 1: people every day close their eyes on the ass.
Speaker 6: They hate it, they don't know what it is. They close.
Speaker 6: Why is the sun wearing overalls for the last ten years?
Speaker 6: I thought it was the griff of observatory.
Speaker 7: I thought that Universal Studio, you're killing people.
Speaker 6: On the high literally killing.
Speaker 3: So then we go into act fifteen through twenty three basically,
Speaker 3: and this is the moment where you're supposed to believe
Speaker 3: that the main character is maybe gonna die and but not.
Speaker 3: But implicitly you understand they can't because we've already like
Speaker 3: announced three other movies that they're in. Yes, true, Well
Speaker 3: you really want to create a stake moment of that
Speaker 3: this person is really in trouble.
Speaker 7: Why if we lose them forever?
Speaker 2: And I do want to say rest and fees to
Speaker 2: a couple of the people we've lost Black widow.
Speaker 7: Black Widow, Gomamura. And that's about it.
Speaker 6: That's about it.
Speaker 10: That's all we could and once once, but then he
Speaker 10: was reborn in velvet and velvet Velvet got killed, shot
Speaker 10: a thousand times.
Speaker 7: It was a big choice. We were really trying to
Speaker 7: raise the stakes.
Speaker 6: When we killed a thousand times and killed Velvet.
Speaker 2: That that funny little rabbit in the punish sir, we
Speaker 2: shot him a thousand.
Speaker 3: People always ask, like, you know, in the first phase,
Speaker 3: we've already had such a cataclysmic event, huge cataclysmic event,
Speaker 3: that how do you come back from this? Like it
Speaker 3: is phase two when when uh Thanos destroys the entire
Speaker 3: universe and kills literally everybody, how do you raise the stakes? Well,
Speaker 3: I realized the cutest thing shooting it more and more
Speaker 3: and more. I want to ask you guy. I ask
Speaker 3: you guys this all the time.
Speaker 1: And it's similar to what you just said, which is
Speaker 1: I was at a FI when you guys implemented the
Speaker 1: first time there was a more verse, which I think
Speaker 1: changed content forever where you can experience the high stakes
Speaker 1: of death and loss. But as a storyteller, you don't
Speaker 1: have to clean up the mess. You could just start
Speaker 1: back off.
Speaker 3: You can just find one other person in the other
Speaker 3: universe that's the same and replace them.
Speaker 6: And we're not going to address how weird and crazy.
Speaker 2: No, no, and I will say. In the past few
Speaker 2: years that has been a balm on our storytelling. It's
Speaker 2: been such a relief. We are done with it.
Speaker 6: We're done, We're done, We're done. We're done. We're from
Speaker 6: the guy that's pretty built, where the.
Speaker 3: X Men is joining, We're done, where the multiverse is over.
Speaker 6: There's only one verse.
Speaker 7: Can we say that the X Men are coming? Can
Speaker 7: we say.
Speaker 2: That we talk about the X Men upcoming slate?
Speaker 1: I want to make sure all the doors are locked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to make sure these cameras aren't locked.
Speaker 3: Well, let's talk really before we talk about opening slate,
Speaker 3: just a intro two, Opening slate Phase eight. We've started
Speaker 3: to really stretch. You know, we're doing things with the Marvel.
Speaker 3: We want to be big action movies, but we also
Speaker 3: want to hint of a twenty four. We want to
Speaker 3: do guests you to make you feel like you're watching
Speaker 3: a knon movie. You know, we want to do gay stuff.
Speaker 6: You want to do straight stuff. We want to just
Speaker 6: do stuff. We want to do.
Speaker 4: Gay stuff that we can replicate in a ride at Disneyland.
Speaker 4: So that is the metric that we're pushing to, and
Speaker 4: that's the barrier that we're excited to run up again.
Speaker 6: That's what it is.
Speaker 1: A twenty four is gay stuff? And where we are
Speaker 1: our rides and where do they meet?
Speaker 2: They've officially told us that our gay movie cannot be
Speaker 2: gayer than the Monster's Ink Rides at Disneyland, And.
Speaker 6: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Huh? Movie can be placed on a spectrum by which
Speaker 4: the Monster's Ink Ride is the metric of gayness.
Speaker 2: Disney is saying that's the gayest thing they've ever done, and.
Speaker 7: We don't know what that means.
Speaker 6: And I don't agree, but there's kind of a feeling sometimes,
Speaker 6: are you feeling this is gay? This is? This is
Speaker 6: kind of gay?
Speaker 4: Madam Webb gayer than the monsters in cry Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, so we won't touch it so well, so don't
Speaker 6: worry about So let's just.
Speaker 2: Say, Madam web is is the bit of the forbidden fruit.
Speaker 7: It was so bad.
Speaker 2: It's good. But they're telling us we're not allowed to
Speaker 2: try and be bad. But sometimes, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 2: we end up bad.
Speaker 7: So why don't we.
Speaker 6: Just try to be bad?
Speaker 7: So I want to clean out a little bit. Let's
Speaker 7: be campy.
Speaker 6: Let's see that's wild to me? Why would we ever
Speaker 6: do that? We're the Marvel Universe because it's phase eight. Okay, Riley,
Speaker 6: it's phase eight. We need to stretch it. Okay.
Speaker 3: People don't want to just go see Doctor Who save
Speaker 3: another planet. They want to Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 6: Unannouncement to make.
Speaker 7: Undone and then stay Part two, Who Saves the.
Speaker 6: Day, Doctor t Part Who?
Speaker 3: We got folks, Party Part Who.
Speaker 4: Doctor Who has joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Speaker 6: The tagline. The tagline is who's in this now? In
Speaker 6: this now?
Speaker 2: It's honestly feasible because Disney owns Doctor Who and it.
Speaker 3: Just like Star Wars is about to enter the Marvel Universe,
Speaker 3: so is Doctor Who.
Speaker 4: Soon, the Marvel Universe will become so large that it
Speaker 4: will merge with the very universe itself, and there will
Speaker 4: only be one universe.
Speaker 6: The universe. We don't have to say Marvel anymore.
Speaker 11: Guys, just be the you m It'll be the the you,
Speaker 11: the day you, the normal You, the gay You, and
Speaker 11: the normal you.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 2: You're going to love this universe. And the reason why I,
Speaker 2: the head of Mythology, is okay with it is because
Speaker 2: guess what if we make it broader, there's room for everything.
Speaker 7: Yes, so I used to be mad because we only
Speaker 7: had the comics.
Speaker 2: But now we're including National Geographic as part of the
Speaker 2: Marvel universe.
Speaker 4: There are more things for you to be correct about,
Speaker 4: and even more now that in twenty twenty nine, Ursula's
Speaker 4: Revenge is coming to Marvel.
Speaker 6: Yes, so exciting.
Speaker 3: In Ursula's Revenge, we're taking Ursula, the uh famed aerial
Speaker 3: character and making her a.
Speaker 4: Villain, and you're giving sea and into the U and
Speaker 4: we're giving.
Speaker 6: Her a daughter's getting a daughter.
Speaker 1: My favorite is when you grab something out of Disney,
Speaker 1: you throw it into the you, and you give it
Speaker 1: a kid, give it a daughter.
Speaker 6: I love doing that.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait for you to see Ursula and her
Speaker 2: daughter go toe to toe with uh Drax the Destroyer.
Speaker 7: It's gonna be so exciting for you. It's an exciting
Speaker 7: for me. And now I get to all this new mythology.
Speaker 7: I get to look up Ursula, I get to know
Speaker 7: what she's all about.
Speaker 1: And you know what's fun about Ursula, It's something that
Speaker 1: we haven't touched on. Where what about a hero getting
Speaker 1: intrigued by sound?
Speaker 6: Yes, no, not color, it sound exactly. All these other
Speaker 6: heroes are so visual.
Speaker 4: But a sound being an enemy that's an anti villain
Speaker 4: aka a hero. We can work with with a opera
Speaker 4: singer daughter and you will.
Speaker 2: Believe what happened when Ursula seals Jarvis's voice because Jarvis.
Speaker 7: Is like it. It's like Seily for Tony Hawk Tony Stark.
Speaker 7: By the way, Tony Hawk.
Speaker 6: A universe, ladies and Hawkeye is what movie hawkye?
Speaker 3: It's Tony Hawk teaches Hawkey how to skateboard.
Speaker 7: Hot guy teaches Tony how to get over pain of
Speaker 7: a debt.
Speaker 4: Coming to Disneyland's frontier Land in twenty thirty two is
Speaker 4: Tony Hawkeye the ride.
Speaker 6: Were you ride out how Indiana Jones And we're making it.
Speaker 7: We're doing it loudly. We're letting you come and watch
Speaker 7: us rip it away?
Speaker 6: Yes, because who's ripping it away? Urs a lot.
Speaker 3: And these are exciting movies. But we're also in our
Speaker 3: TV show. I mean, we're trying to create TV shows
Speaker 3: that are watchable and not always about the spirit. I mean,
Speaker 3: we have a movie or TV show coming out now.
Speaker 3: It is a superhero in a world where people do
Speaker 3: not like superheroes anymore. Trying to become an actor and
Speaker 3: Ben Kingsley, this character from the Iron Man three movie
Speaker 3: who is playing an actor, teaches him how to become
Speaker 3: a good actor.
Speaker 7: Yes, I mean that is it's a real show. It's
Speaker 7: all wonder Man.
Speaker 2: We're so excited. Yeah, yah, duel Mateen playing wonder Man.
Speaker 6: Wonder Man, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's child because, honestly, I think at some point we
Speaker 1: hit it. We hit a wall when it was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what can we change superheroes to not be good anymore?
Speaker 3: Yes? Can we can we figure out how to make
Speaker 3: this superhero a small indie episode by episode Atlanta vibe.
Speaker 3: I mean, we have squirrel Girl getting over postpartum. I'm
Speaker 3: very excited about this beautiful, this babe show.
Speaker 6: You're really exciting.
Speaker 3: Of course, this squirrel Girl, she is, you know, control
Speaker 3: of squirrels, and she unfortunately has a child and doesn't
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 2: Squirrel Girl excitingly played by of course Milly Bobby Brown.
Speaker 6: My god, the things Milly is doing with squirrel Girl.
Speaker 7: I mean this stretching squirrel Girl to all.
Speaker 1: All postpartum heights, all postpartum heights.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I love what we're doing with that.
Speaker 1: What we get to do with TV that we don't
Speaker 1: get to do with movies is we get to stretch.
Speaker 1: It's like when you see a baker with taffy, just
Speaker 1: move in the taffy around and you go, surely you
Speaker 1: shouldn't keep spinning that.
Speaker 4: Speaking of prosont woman is coming to Disney Plus in
Speaker 4: twenty thirty five, and.
Speaker 6: We are so excited. Croissant woman.
Speaker 2: And you might remember her from The Avengers as of
Speaker 2: Ultron when every was everything was running away, when all
Speaker 2: the buildings were falling down, and a woman ran across
Speaker 2: the screen with a CD.
Speaker 1: And that woman has a story to tell because she
Speaker 1: has a daughter.
Speaker 6: She has a daughter.
Speaker 4: Her powers involved getting up earlier than anyone should be.
Speaker 6: We want to sleep.
Speaker 4: Everyone's asleep, but not her. She is using her powers
Speaker 4: to make yeast rise.
Speaker 1: And what happens when east yeast rises? What she gets
Speaker 1: an East infection.
Speaker 4: That's her flaw, her personality flaws which she has stay East.
Speaker 6: Infection, it's her kryptonite.
Speaker 7: We're so excited.
Speaker 2: You don't know the actress again, she was a featured extra,
Speaker 2: but you're well, you will.
Speaker 6: You're gonna have backpacks of her face come this. Twenty
Speaker 6: forty two.
Speaker 7: The Power of Wake.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about our favorite superpowers, by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's strip them off.
Speaker 7: I mean I love a superpower.
Speaker 6: I love a superpower, superpower.
Speaker 3: Superpower, and what we would put them in, what movie
Speaker 3: or TV show we would put them in.
Speaker 6: This is a fun game. I love that. Good, this
Speaker 6: is this is fun.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, okay, super speed quicksiver So slows down to
Speaker 3: raise a kid like raising Arizona.
Speaker 7: Oh that's really fun.
Speaker 6: Oh that's good. That's good.
Speaker 7: It's fun.
Speaker 2: The power to mimic voices, to take on other people's
Speaker 2: voice and sound like them. They end up doing voiceover
Speaker 2: whoa one.
Speaker 4: And the power, the power to be really stretchy, the
Speaker 4: power to be a really stretchy lady.
Speaker 6: And it has to be a lady stretchy, stretchy lady.
Speaker 4: And we put her in a Forever twenty one and
Speaker 4: have her try on every size they have.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. That's really And it's body positive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's body and we need that.
Speaker 6: The power of an i u D that makes a
Speaker 6: woman's fingers guns. Yes, yes, and.
Speaker 7: The superhero here is the IUD.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the power of an IUD that makes a woman's
Speaker 3: fingers guns.
Speaker 6: I love that power. It's and she saves the.
Speaker 3: World, super Strength meets Moby Dick. I love that, So
Speaker 3: they just pick.
Speaker 6: It's very short. They can find super easy. That was fun,
Speaker 6: wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Hopefully?
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Speaker 3: When you get There's a lot of internal stuff going
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Speaker 2: What about this somebody with the power to exactly know
Speaker 2: what time it is without looking at their watch. Yes,
Speaker 2: and they exist on a desert planet that doesn't have
Speaker 2: a regular sun.
Speaker 7: Kind of a random son.
Speaker 9: That's a random sun, random son, random son, random son.
Speaker 7: Juicy.
Speaker 6: That's good. Random son is juicy.
Speaker 4: R I never know when the sun is coming out?
Speaker 4: How can you form a society?
Speaker 7: I got that from Minecraft?
Speaker 6: What about this?
Speaker 1: What about this twenty year old gets a canker store.
Speaker 1: The next day, he doesn't feel good that canker stre
Speaker 1: is a source of an ability to fly. He starts flying.
Speaker 1: So you're giving us a lot with your powers.
Speaker 3: There's always a fast which I wait a minute.
Speaker 2: The canker sor causes him to fly, so does he
Speaker 2: have to keep the canker store.
Speaker 1: So now he wants canker sor so he can fly,
Speaker 1: So he starts kissing.
Speaker 6: He stops. Nine to eleven, Oh.
Speaker 2: I will say because of a really really great documentary
Speaker 2: from twentieth century Fox, Fahrenheit nine to eleven Michael Moore
Speaker 2: and nine eleven in.
Speaker 6: The Welcome to the You and By Association George H. W. Bush,
Speaker 6: Welcome to the you, oh Man, and by.
Speaker 1: Association that whole kindergarten he was reading to that day.
Speaker 6: Welcome to you.
Speaker 3: The Simpsons are now in the.
Speaker 1: Uh Einstein. We're dealing with that ip genius Genus, the
Speaker 1: first Gus did it hurt?
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to show you, guys the very very
Speaker 2: cool television show we're coming up with where Einstein meets
Speaker 2: Captain America and they walk around a little bit.
Speaker 7: It's called Brains and Bronze.
Speaker 6: That's correct, directed by Richard link Late. Do you guys
Speaker 6: ever see those?
Speaker 2: Director by Richard And he keeps trying to make it
Speaker 2: gay and we're okay with it's the right. He keeps going,
Speaker 2: hold on, I gotta go back and ride the ride
Speaker 2: to make sure, all right.
Speaker 6: This one's good, because then when you're in the ride,
Speaker 6: you feel it.
Speaker 4: When you're in the ride, you know which direction you're leaning,
Speaker 4: but you can't write it down.
Speaker 3: Guys, should we just list off some of the upcoming
Speaker 3: movies and TV show?
Speaker 2: I think what you're implying is, should we introduce Phase
Speaker 2: eight of Marvel?
Speaker 1: Phase eight of Marvel puts your finger on top of
Speaker 1: your phone camera when watching this because it is top
Speaker 1: secret by clicking on this video.
Speaker 6: It is an NDA that you have signed. You have
Speaker 6: signed an NDA. Welcome to the NDA.
Speaker 4: Don't spread this, but listen because we're about to unveil
Speaker 4: the U Phase eight.
Speaker 3: You love Guardians of the Galaxy, but this time things
Speaker 3: are getting turned up with Guardians of the McDonald's.
Speaker 6: That's right, the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 3: You have to take over McDonald's for four hours and
Speaker 3: make it work perfectly.
Speaker 6: Drax is going crazy.
Speaker 2: Doctor Strange has solved a lot of crazy problems across
Speaker 2: the multi verse, but he has solved one problem that
Speaker 2: he hasn't told anyone about, how to have kids with
Speaker 2: outs male female sex.
Speaker 7: Doctor Strange.
Speaker 2: In the ivf of Madness.
Speaker 4: Hawkeye the bird, But what if he laid an egg
Speaker 4: that scrambled good? Welcome to Fry cook Man, the man
Speaker 4: who makes scrambled eggs real good.
Speaker 3: Jeremy Renner will be dressed up as a bird. This
Speaker 3: is TV show making scrambled eggs of his own eggs.
Speaker 6: You loved The Hulk.
Speaker 1: What if a couple of years after the movie of
Speaker 1: the Hulk, he runs into a girl who's up for adoption. Yes,
Speaker 1: the Hulk gets a daughter. It's Rebel Wilson The Purple Monster.
Speaker 3: You love the Thor movies, but this time we're shaking
Speaker 3: it up down under.
Speaker 6: Thor is crocodile Dundee.
Speaker 3: In this movie, Thor goes down to Australia and pretends
Speaker 3: to be an actor.
Speaker 2: Chris Harms told us he would no longer baken his accent,
Speaker 2: so now we have to make it work.
Speaker 1: You loved Spider Man, but what if he sits down
Speaker 1: on the iconic pink couch and goes on call her daddy.
Speaker 1: It's Spider Daddy, Alex Cooper's unwell, it's an evil, iconic
Speaker 1: main mockster.
Speaker 4: You love mister Incredible from the movie The Incredibles, But
Speaker 4: what if he ate a hot wing so hot he
Speaker 4: couldn't breathe anymore. It's hot Ones the ex The Incredibles,
Speaker 4: the Collab of the Century.
Speaker 2: You love ant Man, but have you ever thought what
Speaker 2: happened if ant Man walked into a door that Dora
Speaker 2: was in Tortuga in the Caribbean, and he walked onto
Speaker 2: a ship. Oh, it turns out Paul Ryan is meeting
Speaker 2: Jack Sparrow's to friends. It's Aunt Man in the CARIBBEPI.
Speaker 6: That makes me think of if you love all of that?
Speaker 1: What if all of them Croissant Lady Jack, Sparrow's friend,
Speaker 1: Alex Cooper and Spider Man get together.
Speaker 6: And become one big team.
Speaker 4: In The Avengers Friends.
Speaker 2: The Avengers Friends, And we're introducing a fifty five episode arc.
Speaker 2: We haven't figured out what the thing is yet, but
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a thing they all want.
Speaker 3: Just like adding all these characters. You've heard of Magneto,
Speaker 3: But Magneto has a daughter, Magneto Colan middle School Colin
Speaker 3: Worst Years of My metal ass Life.
Speaker 6: And who's her enemy? It's her twin brother.
Speaker 4: The Diary of the Wimpy Kid, Welcome to the Marvels.
Speaker 7: Well, we cannot wait for you guys to check.
Speaker 3: Does any of those shows sound like things you guys
Speaker 3: are wanting to watch?
Speaker 7: And I know what? Please? So you're like, what is
Speaker 7: the thing? Right? And let's get into it. It's gonna
Speaker 7: be a thing that they all want. Other people want
Speaker 7: to yes, and the thing is the thing. It can
Speaker 7: go anywhere.
Speaker 6: The thing drives them to act.
Speaker 3: It looks like it anything and a lot of people
Speaker 3: want the thing, and they all want.
Speaker 1: They all want so so for all of this, all
Speaker 1: of that was just they're all looking for the thing,
Speaker 1: and the thing is anything, and the thing can.
Speaker 3: Go and when and the thing gives you something and
Speaker 3: they think gives you something something.
Speaker 4: The thing is sought after and the thing is so
Speaker 4: it has unintended consequences.
Speaker 7: You don't understand.
Speaker 2: If you have the thing, other people can't have the thing,
Speaker 2: and you can do with the thing what the thing does.
Speaker 6: Depending on where your family is. Depending on where your families,
Speaker 6: you can get different chapters of the thing.
Speaker 3: Ye yeah, yeah, and like you think kind of looks
Speaker 3: like this, like well, well it kind.
Speaker 6: Of like where can we kind of like King King King,
Speaker 6: or could be kind of like order number five latte. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: And the thing is actually a metaphor for something we
Speaker 4: all know about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the thing like like something like we all
Speaker 3: know about and also a lot of things we all know.
Speaker 7: And also in the thing, it looks like.
Speaker 2: A different thing to a lot of people until we
Speaker 2: figure out what it needs to look like.
Speaker 7: And then it looked like that for.
Speaker 1: Like some for a couple of movies, we'll be deciding
Speaker 1: what the thing is, so in that time it'll be trauma,
Speaker 1: love and memories, Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Do you see him. It's the no ideas man. He
Speaker 6: stepped out of the curtain. Get out, get out. You're
Speaker 6: not welcome here. Ideas quick. I have trauma from my past.
Speaker 6: One time I was left on the school bus.
Speaker 1: No, guys, the ideas man is making me think I
Speaker 1: need to say brands.
Speaker 7: We was alone. I thought I had ideas.
Speaker 6: I thought those were things. I thought these were things.
Speaker 6: They are things.
Speaker 3: We ask you, please quick, somebody give him a really
Speaker 3: really good indie movie.
Speaker 6: You got left on the school bus? Is that something?
Speaker 4: I got left on the school bus and I had
Speaker 4: a chronic illness during that time.
Speaker 7: I'm gosh, I just got a text.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, it.
Speaker 7: Looks like the Hulk now has a chronic illness.
Speaker 6: Oh no, you're safe. Who tested you that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Thank god? Sick SICKLK. Mark Ruffalo is sick. Hulk coming
Speaker 6: to theaters in twenty forty five. And just like that,
Speaker 6: the Bastard's gone.
Speaker 4: And just like that, the TV show from HBO Welcome
Speaker 4: to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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