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Speaker 1: to a brand new big Body Banging. I am Rapp

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Speaker 1: reports stereo podcast On today's podcast Beyonce first, Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 1: James Dolan, it is time for you to get the

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Speaker 1: gonna say it again today in great detail. Plus I

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Speaker 1: had to drive back from Las Vegas. I was down

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Speaker 1: a um. You were now listening to the I m

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Speaker 1: rapp Reports Stereo podcast. What a week? What a week? Man?

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Speaker 1: Here we are in May. It's May, folks. It is

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Speaker 1: May of two thousand nineteen. We are four months in.

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Speaker 1: A quarter of the year is done finished. UM. I

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Speaker 1: hope it's been good and productive and safe and healthy

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Speaker 1: for everybody listening to this. I am Wrapports Stereo podcast.

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Speaker 1: Everybody in your family, everybody in your world. It's crazy

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Speaker 1: that we're already in May. UM, but we are here,

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Speaker 1: and it's been a wild week for me personally and

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Speaker 1: in the world at large. Um man Ship. The last

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours have been bugged out from me because

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Speaker 1: I had to go to Vegas. UM. Yesterday I went

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Speaker 1: the day around twelve. UM got there around I don't

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Speaker 1: know what, no to tow thirty something like that. I

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Speaker 1: got to that Pissole, that ship box, that hell on

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Speaker 1: wheels that they call Las Vegas. UM for the Big

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Speaker 1: Three Draft. I went to the Big Three Draft, which

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Speaker 1: was so much fun and I am so excited for

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Speaker 1: the Big Three and the Big Three Draft. It was

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Speaker 1: awesome and it was great to see all the guys.

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Speaker 1: Everybody was there lamar odom looking good. Uh is a

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Speaker 1: co captain of one of the new teams. You know,

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Speaker 1: they expanded teams. There's more teams in the league, the

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Speaker 1: Big Three. It's on the rise. Um. I got to

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Speaker 1: see Oakley, Gary Payton, Um, Stephen Jackson, Kenyan Martin, the whole,

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Speaker 1: the whole crew. Clyde Drexler saw Ice Cube, which was

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Speaker 1: great to see him. Um, great to see him, Um

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Speaker 1: and and and just all the players, My guy Scalabrini, Uh,

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Speaker 1: some of the new players, some guys that didn't get

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Speaker 1: drafted stars. Uh. The number one pick of the night

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Speaker 1: And I have a feeling he's going to kick ass

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Speaker 1: put into the NBA for the first time. Royce White,

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Speaker 1: you remember the name Royce White. You know the name

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Speaker 1: Royce White, former first round pick, six pick overall the

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Speaker 1: two thousand twelve NBA Draft by the Houston Rockets. Remember

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Speaker 1: he was killing it at Iowa State, made a big impression.

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Speaker 1: Six ft eight, two hundred and seventy pounds. He's been

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Speaker 1: on the Iron rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Very outspoken. He's

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Speaker 1: the sacrificial lamb from mental health awareness in the n

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Speaker 1: was talking about this ship in two thousand and twelve,

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Speaker 1: Fucking Greg Oden was drafted into the Big Three. He

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Speaker 1: did not participate in the draft combine. But Greg Oden,

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Speaker 1: the Big Three is going to be banging. And they

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Speaker 1: announced the first game of the Big Three is going

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Speaker 1: and it's on CBS Sports. The Draft last night was

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Speaker 1: on CBS Sports. But the games this summer are going

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Speaker 1: to be on CBS. CBS like fucking you know, Uh, CBS,

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Speaker 1: it was good to see all the guys. And I'm

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Speaker 1: was drafted by the Utah Jazz when he was eighteen,

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Speaker 1: The funked up part about it was I had to

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Speaker 1: Uh So my driver was you know, he got me

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Speaker 1: any requests on the music. I was like, play your

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Speaker 1: He's like a Tupac fan, I guess. So he's playing

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Speaker 1: on a loop and I'm like, they Damn. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know Poc had this many songs, Like my man is

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Speaker 1: playing them. Ship. It's like, you know, I'm taking off

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Speaker 1: my headphone stretching all that ship Tupac, Tupac, Tupac. We

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Speaker 1: get into our uh two, heading into our three. Money

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Speaker 1: has been playing Tupac for two fucking hours straight. I said, Yo,

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Speaker 1: I I don't give a funk about all this, this, this, this,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a good singer. I'm not trying

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Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to sneak that in. Okay, I'm not

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Speaker 1: know Hollaback Girl, produced by Farrell, monster fucking hit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: step into this fucking ridiculous conversation that's turning into a

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Speaker 1: mini race war, and of course there's races involved, and

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Speaker 1: this white pitch is stealing from Beyonce, and who did

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Speaker 1: this white That's what they want to say. They're not

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Speaker 1: saying it, but they're insinuating who who does this white

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Speaker 1: pitch think she is? And then the white girls are

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Speaker 1: getting into it with the black girls on black Twitter

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Speaker 1: and they're like, what makes you think that Beyonce invented

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Speaker 1: marching bands? And then the black girls are like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: shut up your canceled bitch, la la la la la.

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Speaker 1: And though the white girls are like, marching bands have

431
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Speaker 1: been around since the nineteen hundreds, and then like girl

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Speaker 1: by and all this is going back and forth. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's like hundred I don't even know these people.

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Speaker 1: It's like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people. And

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00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: all I'm thinking while I'm reading all this Twitter in

436
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Speaker 1: the backseat of a car on the way back to

437
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, is gwen Stefani been doing this ship? And

438
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,239
Speaker 1: then I realized Kanye West did the same ship with

439
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: the Dave Chappelle documentary. He had a marching band. So

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00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: the reality of it is is that Beyonce stole from

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Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani, who I believe stole from Kanye West, who

442
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift stole from all of him. And then someone

443
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: told me and reminded me he was actually my mom.

444
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: That Fleetwood Mac. You know the band Fleetwood Mac. You

445
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: talk about a monster fucking band with monster hits. They

446
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: performed at one of their big live concerts and it

447
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: was it was a video that I remembered when I

448
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: saw it with a marching band in the seventies. So inevitably,

449
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift stole from Beyonce. Beyonce stole from Gwin Stefani,

450
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,400
Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani stole from Kanye West, and Kanye West stole

451
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 1: the whole fucking idea from Fleetwood Mac and the race

452
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: war Win all on and on, and it's still going

453
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: might even still be going on by the time this

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00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 1: brand new Banging Iron Rapports Stereo podcast comes to life.

455
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: And all these women going back and forth about Taylor

456
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: Swift fans and Beyonce fans, they throw out all um respect,

457
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: all dignity, all the Women's March and the feminist movement

458
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: and the Me Too movement and everything positive that's come

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00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 1: in the last two or three or four years from

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00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: being a woman in Hillary losing, getting her ass kicked,

461
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: and and and the March on Washington. It all goes

462
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: out the window while people are picking sides about Taylor

463
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: Swift and Beyonce goes out the fucking window. Bitch she stole,

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Speaker 1: No she didn't, Yes she did, Bitch, she stole. No

465
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Speaker 1: she didn't. No, no, no, there's no unity amongst women

466
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: when it comes to Taylor Swift and Beyonce. It's done, Okay,

467
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 1: So I really have to blame Taylor Swift and Beyonce. Uh,

468
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,479
Speaker 1: these pro women women for preaching everything that had been

469
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: done in the last three years with women's rights. It

470
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: got breached last night at the Billboard Music Awards. Done with.

471
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about these fucking girls anymore. We're moving

472
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: on right now podcast. Enough about Beyonce to fucking Bee

473
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Speaker 1: Hive and Taylor talking about me for a minute, Okay,

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00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,959
Speaker 1: talk about the thing. Go for a minute. San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming up there May eighteen and May nine, May

476
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Speaker 1: eighteenth and May nineteen, I am performing at Cobbs Comedy Club.

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00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: Tickets are still available May eighteen, May eight nineteenth at

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Speaker 1: Cobbs Comedy dot Com that's Cobbs Comedy dot com. Come

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Speaker 1: Funk with Me up in San Francisco May eighteenth and

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Speaker 1: May nineteenth, and San Diego is San Diego in Sukasa.

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Speaker 1: I said, it is San Diego in the house. I'm

482
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Speaker 1: going to be there June second. I'm doing one show

483
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: in San Diego on June second at the American Comedy Company.

484
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: Tickets are available at American Comedy Co. American Comedy Co

485
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Speaker 1: June second. San Diego is San Diego in Sukasa. I'm

486
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: gonna be doing a lot more stand up comedy this summer.

487
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: I'll announce more dates, but these are upcoming. They're happening now.

488
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Speaker 1: Like I said, May eighteenth and May nineteenth at Cobs

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Speaker 1: Comedy Tickets are available Cobs Comedy dot com and June

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Speaker 1: second at the American Comedy Company. Tickets are available at

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Speaker 1: American Comedy Co. Just ceo American Comedy Co dot com.

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Speaker 1: Come Funk with Me. I can't wait to see who

493
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Speaker 1: shows up on the road doing the stand up comedy.

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Speaker 1: I love doing it. Speaking of going on the road, uh,

495
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Speaker 1: New York Knicks owner James Dolan, who it's just a

496
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Speaker 1: big tooth, goofy motherfucker, Uh, he's a Game of Thrones

497
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: looking motherfucker. Um, he is getting sued. I had to

498
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Speaker 1: fact check this and based on every single thing that

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00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: I could fact check, uh, including the fact that he

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Speaker 1: has some fucked up ginormous veneers. I don't know what's

501
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: with these rich people. Why you why you want big

502
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Speaker 1: sets of fake teeth? They're like teeth or uh, naturally imperfect.

503
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: Some people almost have perfect teeth. But even if you

504
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: have naturally perfect teeth, there's imperfections. So when you give

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00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: yourself ginormous fake golf ball white veneers, you look crazy.

506
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: Anybody actors do it all the time. They get them

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00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,479
Speaker 1: giant fucking soap operatite, and I get it. Maybe if

508
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: if there's any imperfections, it's it's a distraction. I don't know. Um,

509
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: but after my fact checking James Dolan, who performs on

510
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: the road, if you could believe this with his billionaire

511
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: blues band, the guy's in a fucking blues band. Okay,

512
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: Apparently he is performing with his billionaire blues band too much. Uh,

513
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: And I did break rule number one of the Iron

514
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,959
Speaker 1: Rappapor Stereo podcast and I had to fact check this.

515
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: His band performed in two thousand and seventeen fifty times

516
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: in six countries and in forty one U S. Cities.

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00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: The motherfucker didn't go to the two thousand seventeen NBA

518
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: draft so he could be with his band to perform.

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00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: They got albums and all that ship. Okay, he's the

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00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: leader of a blues band now, apparently because money is

521
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,719
Speaker 1: not an object. He has great blues musicians in the

522
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: band because he could just buy whatever the funk he wants.

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00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: But the stockholders of Madison Square Garden, which he owns.

524
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: But I guess there's stockholders. I have no idea how

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00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: this ship works. By the way, his band is called

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Speaker 1: j D because his name is James Dolan j D

527
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Speaker 1: and the straight shot. The funk out of here, Get

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Speaker 1: the funk out. If I want to hear some motherfucking blues,

529
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to some Albert King, some Freddie King,

530
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: some T bone Walker, some of that sunny boy Williamson.

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Speaker 1: All yo, don't get me going on my blues game.

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00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: Some Sunhouse, Okay, we could go deep, deep deep with

533
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: the blues. Some sister Rosetta Thorpe. We could go deep

534
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: on some Pink Anderson ship. Some Muddy Waters, not listen

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00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: to fucking James Dolan. Oh, I have a choice between

536
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: Muddy Waters and James Dolan. Get the funk out of here.

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00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: You gotta be fucking kidding me, man, But apparently the

538
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: stock owners are The stockholders are suing this asshole because

539
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: he has given himself too much of a salary based

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00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: on what he actually does. I'm not gonna go any

541
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: further into this story because I don't give a fuck.

542
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: But what I do give a funk about is getting

543
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: James Dolan out of New York. Okay, his time is over.

544
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: If we're really gonna turn another leaf, the final piece

545
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: is James Dolan, get the fuck out of New York.

546
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: Take j d in the straight shot on a life

547
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: long tour. Dude. We don't need you in New York

548
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: City anymore. Okay, that's the only way we're gonna truly

549
00:33:54,720 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: turn another leaf. Yea, Laker fans, and there's a bunch

550
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: of iron Wrap Hors Stereo podcast Laker fans. But if

551
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna let you off the hawk just

552
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: because you're iron Wrap Hoors Stereo podcast, and now I'm

553
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: not gonna break your balls. I'm talking about Mr Morris,

554
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: the Minister of Defense. I'm talking about Miles Davis, one

555
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: of the producers part of the Dust Brothers sound engineering team.

556
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 1: Big Laker fan, Okay, big Laker. I know there's plenty

557
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: of Laker fans that listen to this. I am Wrap

558
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: Hors Stereo podcast. Okay, and after if I had more

559
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: names on the top of my head and I have

560
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: to stop, I name each and every one of you. Fox,

561
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: you guys are in deep ship. You have no coach. Okay,

562
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: you got no fucking coach. Now, they may want to

563
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: hire a coach during the NBA Finals. They may want

564
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 1: to hire a coach that they already know they're gonna hire.

565
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: Um after the season ends. So because at the end

566
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: of the NBA Finals, you know, the the NBA sports

567
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: media is going to take the collective breath like we've

568
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: done it. You know, this team played that team, it's over.

569
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: We've been covering basketball all season. Uh Mark my words,

570
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: this might happen. I know how the ship works. This

571
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: might happen the Lakers. And my I bet you already

572
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: the Lakers know who they're gonna hire. If I had

573
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: to bet, I would say they're definitely hiring Tyler. They

574
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: might have already said we're gonna hire you, but we're

575
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: not gonna announce it until after the season, because if

576
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: they did this during the season, it's just gonna be

577
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: a ship storm. If you wait till after the finals

578
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: to publicly announce it, then it's not there's not as

579
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: much attention on the NBA. Okay, but they've brought in

580
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: Kurt Rambis's wife, not Kurt Rambis, okay, uh, Kurt Rambis's wife.

581
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: I tried to tell you, Jenny Buss, Okay, I tried

582
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: to fucking tell you a couple of weeks, go stop

583
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: running your basketball team, Okay, like it's a mom and

584
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: pop shop. Linda Rambus, I have no idea what she

585
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: knows about basketball. Okay, she's married to Kurt Ramas. He

586
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: ain't coaching no more. We ran him out of fucking

587
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: New York City when he came there with the Shenanigans

588
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: and the circus that was Phil Jackson. We kicked him

589
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: out of fucking New York. Okay. I articulated that very

590
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 1: well in my book. This book has ball sports Rams

591
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: from the m v P of talking trash. We brought

592
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: him the court, we put him in front of a

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00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: judge and we evicted that fuck Now. I don't know

594
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: what ties uh Kurt Ramas still has with the Lakers, Okay,

595
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: but I really don't know what ties his wife still

596
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: has with the Lakers. You feel me, Jenny Buss or

597
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,959
Speaker 1: Genie Buss, whatever the fucking name is. Why does Kurt

598
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: Rambas have anything to do with the Lakers? And why

599
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: does his wife have anything to do with the Lakers?

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00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: I meet personally, the Dingo, meet the Greno man Dingo,

601
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: the white Chocolateito okay, White Mike, okay, the Jacob out

602
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: of podcasting. I am going to enjoy the next three

603
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: years as the Lakers and Lebron James continue to go downhill.

604
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: That's right, Mr Morris, that's right, Miles Davis, kiss my

605
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 1: fucking ass and all you other I am Wrappors Stereo

606
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: podcast fans. I love you, I love everything about you.

607
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: But you guys are fucked. And you know how I

608
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: feel about magic cons. You know how I feel. This

609
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: ain't like the Boston Red Sox, who I just want

610
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: to see fail all the time. I just want to

611
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: see these Lebron James Los Angeles Lakers never win a championship.

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00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: I would love for you guys to get to the

613
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: Western Conference finals and lose. I'd even love for you

614
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: guys to get to the finals and lose, But you

615
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: got three fucking years to get it done in it

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00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: ain't happening next year. I'm gonna funk if you get

617
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: Jimmy Butler and this one and that one. It don't

618
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: happen that quick. You gotta go through the fire. It

619
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: does not happen that quick. It didn't happen with the

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00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 1: Miami Heatles, and it ain't gonna fucking happen next year

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Speaker 1: for the Los Angeles. Like even if they improve it.

622
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: I know they're going to improve. Lebron's an animal. They

623
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: are going to improve. But you ain't getting that ring.

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00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: And it do not mean a thing if you do

625
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: not got that ring. See that's jazz, that's swing. It

626
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: don't mean a thing if you ain't got that ring.

627
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Speaker 1: Shoobob shoobob shoebox shoobob shooboby. Yeah. Um, Boston Celtics. Speaking

628
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: of Boston, UM thoughts go out to Boston Celtics president

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Speaker 1: Danny Inge. Yo. Danny Ainge suffered a heart attack while

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Speaker 1: he was in Milwaukee. Uh, nothing funny about that. Um.

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Speaker 1: They said that, you know he's supposed to make a

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Speaker 1: full recovery. Yo. These jobs, those NBA jobs, those coaching jobs,

633
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: those front off jobs, those jobs are no fucking joke. UM.

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Speaker 1: And I'll be honest, I hated Danny Ainge as a player. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with him personally. I love

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Speaker 1: to hate him as a As a Boston Celtic, I

637
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: hate him. He was on Phoenix um, the Phoenix suns UM.

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Speaker 1: But my thoughts are with him and I hope he

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Speaker 1: makes a speedy recovery. The Boston Celtics said that he

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Speaker 1: uh is going to recover. UM. But I know those

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Speaker 1: jobs are are are tough, and this is a common thing,

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00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: you know, executives and sports and coaches. You see these

643
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Speaker 1: guys faint. It's pressure cooker. So I want to see

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Speaker 1: boss uh Danny Ainge back out there. He's done a

645
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Speaker 1: great job with Celtics, UM and putting that team together,

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Speaker 1: so hopefully he will make a full, full, full recovery. UM.

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Speaker 1: And I actually met him once in Boston when I

648
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Speaker 1: was out there with Scalabrini. I was at a Celtics

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Speaker 1: game and he was couldn't have been nice. And he said,

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Speaker 1: I see you on TV. You're a funny guy. And

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Speaker 1: I told him he got a kick out much. I

652
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: told him I hated him when he played, so he

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Speaker 1: was cool. And obviously I say this old time. You

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Speaker 1: know that when you talk about someone the character of

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Speaker 1: Danny Ainge playing, or the character of any of these athletes,

656
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Speaker 1: it's to me, it's all the character of who they

657
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: play with Larry Bird is. It's not the real person.

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Speaker 1: It's him as the basketball player. You never wanted to

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Speaker 1: see anything like that happened. So shout out to Danny Ainge.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully he'll be back on the court, a s a P,

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Speaker 1: back in control of the Celtics and healthy a s

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Speaker 1: A P podcast. All right, let's get to it. Miles

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Speaker 1: Jordan's please give Me the sick Funk of the Week

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Speaker 1: theme song. This is an award that is earned, not given, earned,

665
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Speaker 1: not given. It's called the sick the fuses of the sick,

666
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Speaker 1: really fucking sick man whack line make him you smell

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Speaker 1: like a sick fuck You look like a six. Ain't

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00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: supposed to be on a plane. You sick? Are you doing? Hey? Man?

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Speaker 1: Leave that chicken alone, Leave the chicken alone. What are

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00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: you doing to the chicken that doesn't belong in a chicken?

671
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: We knew it was coming. You knew it was coming.

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00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: After a long week, we gotta unload on some of

673
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: these sick funs. So many sick funs, so little time.

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Speaker 1: I'll say it again, so many sick funcks, so little time.

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00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: Many people sent this one in. I saw it myself,

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Speaker 1: and then I got many people requesting this. Uh, the

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Speaker 1: show Team Mom, you know the show Team Mom. I've

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Speaker 1: never watched that. Now we know how I get down

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Speaker 1: with my reality shows. I just did a twenty five

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Speaker 1: minute rant on Taylor Swift and Beyonce, So I'm all

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Speaker 1: for some pink and purple pop culture ship, but I

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Speaker 1: do have my limits and limitations. Apparently, Janelle Evans is

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Speaker 1: a big reality teen show for the show Team Mom

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Speaker 1: on MTV. While her husband is a sick funk. Her

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Speaker 1: husband's name is David Easton. He looks like a sick funck.

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Speaker 1: He's got a face of a sick fuck. They have

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Speaker 1: a little dog, a little um bulldog French bulldog, and

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Speaker 1: they have a kid. The French bulldog, uh kind of

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Speaker 1: snapped at the kid, didn't bite the kid didn't open

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Speaker 1: any skin, left a little red mark from sort of

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Speaker 1: head butting the the kid. The kid had her face

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Speaker 1: in front of the dog. Uh, this happens. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: it was scary. This sick fuck took the dog in

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Speaker 1: the backyard and shot it dead, a little French bulldog.

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00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: You sick fuck you. You You shot the bulldog. Now everybody

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00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: knows about it. Okay, now you're being investigated by animal services.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what the punishment is for this guy,

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00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: but whatever it is, lock him up. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how you deal with that. He did it on his own.

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Speaker 1: He didn't tell his wife, this reality TV star Janelle

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00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: Evans uh that he was gonna do it. The dog

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Speaker 1: kind of snap. This isn't a pit bull. It's just

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Speaker 1: kind of like, you know, nipped and nipped. That's the

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00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: word nips snapping. It's a French bulldog. Left no mark,

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Speaker 1: left a little red mark as if like it bumped

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Speaker 1: its face into the kid, which I get could be scary,

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Speaker 1: But you don't take the dog into the backyard and

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Speaker 1: shoot it, you sick fuck you. If you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: rid of it, send it to uh, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: put it in the pound, try to put it up

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Speaker 1: for adoption. You've got a big social media following. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Yes, you do have a big social

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Speaker 1: media following. The whole world is watching, including the I

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Speaker 1: Am Rapports stereo podcast Sick Fuck of the Week. People.

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Speaker 1: We're onto you. We got you. Burger King, you're sick Fox. Okay.

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Speaker 1: We talked earlier about Royce wide and mental health. Um

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00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: you guys listen. I maybe they're not sick Fox, but

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it, really do it. Um Burger King,

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Speaker 1: who is famous for the happy meals right, Uh, they're

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Speaker 1: introducing as part of Mental Health Awareness Month, they're introducing

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Speaker 1: real meals. Uh. They have the Piste meal, the Blue meal,

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Speaker 1: the Yes Meal, and the d the d G a

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Speaker 1: F meal that don't give a fuck meal. How about

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Speaker 1: the suck my fucking dick meal s F D meal.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gonna really do it, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: I guess they can't be sick Fox. I guess it's

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00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: a good gesture. Uh scratch that they're not sick Fox.

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Speaker 1: But it is complying this like, uh, it's just happy meals.

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00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta appeal, Like if you're not a

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Speaker 1: happy person. We gotta appeal to the fucking the nutcases

731
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: out there. Then call it whacked out of your fucking tree. Meal,

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00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: call it on that bath salt Meal, he'll call it homeless. Uh,

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00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: can't get a fucking job. I'm really piste off Meal.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna really do it, do it. Cut the

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00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: bullshit that tittally wink playing motherfuck? Are you a sick

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00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: fuck in New York? Um? I don't. I don't get this.

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Speaker 1: This happened in Houston. This guy's from New York. He's

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Speaker 1: a bus driver. It happened in Houston. This, this guy

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00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: who looks like a sick fuck, admitted to raping a

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Speaker 1: fourteen year old girl. For some reason, this sick fuck

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Speaker 1: and the sick fucking judge, This twenty six year old

742
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: sick fuck and his sick fucking judge sky and admitted

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Speaker 1: to raping a fourteen year old girl. He's a bus driver.

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00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 1: Because this sick funck had no priors except for raping

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Speaker 1: a fourteen year old girl, which I don't make light

746
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: of him, not making fun of in any way disgusting,

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00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: the judge gave him ten years probation because he had

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Speaker 1: no priors No, how does that work. You raped a

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Speaker 1: fourteen year old girl, You had sex with a fourteen

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00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 1: year old girl, and you don't go to jail. That's

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00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: wonder bread bag in olive oil. If you're lucky one

752
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: on one. It doesn't make any sense how this happened

753
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: or why this happened, but it did happen. So congratulations

754
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,439
Speaker 1: uh to this guy uh for being a sick fuck.

755
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: Just because you're not in jail doesn't mean you're not

756
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: a sick funck. His name is Sean Shane Pinch and

757
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: I don't know the judge's name, but we make double

758
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: back on that sick fuck. At some point moving on,

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00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: people said, this is a sick fox. But I talked

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00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: about this on the Iron Rap Coort Stereo podcast. Um,

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00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: but in Australia, they said to me, you need to

762
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: give the whole country of Australia sick funk the week,

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00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna debunk that Australia is aiming

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Speaker 1: to kill two million cats by twenty twenty two save

765
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Speaker 1: native animals. Yes, they said, in Australia. Yeah, they're cute,

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00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 1: they're fluffy, and the public enemy number one you fuck

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00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: the country is at war with feral cats. So am

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00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: I I'm at war with feral cats in my backyard.

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Speaker 1: There's over two million feral cats in Sydney, Australia, and

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Speaker 1: they have driven an estimated twenty mammal species to extinction.

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00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 1: These feral cats, they're ratting. Fuck, they're rotten fucking dragons. Okay,

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00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: so now they're gonna kill these fucking cats to save

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Speaker 1: the country. See, you guys, can't just go around you're

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Speaker 1: terrorizing all the other extinct animals in in in Australia.

775
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: You can't just go around terrorizing my backyard. So Australia

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Speaker 1: is aiming to kill two million cats by twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: in a bid to save native animals. Some people are

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Speaker 1: in an uproar. Well listen, they know what they're doing

779
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: in Australia. I like the Australian shout out to the

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00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: entire Australia. Wrap a pack, shout out to all the

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00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: fans down there in Australia. I get your d m s,

782
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: get your emails, See you on Twitter, see you on Instagram,

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00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: Love you guys. So many people from Australia have been

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00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:18,479
Speaker 1: rocking with the podcast from day one. Moving on now,

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00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: I tried to fact check this again, Broke Ruler, one

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00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: of the Iron Rappor Stereo podcast. I don't know if

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00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: this is true, um, but it's so out there. UM.

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00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: I would love somebody to to to help me find this. UM.

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Speaker 1: In a bizarre case. In a bizarre case of a

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00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: man trying to do the right thing, of doing the

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00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: right thing when it goes wrong. A rapist. There was

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00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: a rapist who was trying to, uh, unfortunately rape a woman.

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00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: There's nothing funny, there's nothing light about rape. But apparently

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00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: a rapist uh was caught by another man and the

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00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,439
Speaker 1: guy was so crazy, so nuts that when he got

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00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: hold of this guy, he fucked the rapists in the

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Speaker 1: ask This is what I'm calling him, street justice. That

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00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: street justice. You catch a guy trying to rape a woman,

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Speaker 1: you don't beat him up, you funk him in the ask.

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Speaker 1: I fact check that. I don't know if it's true.

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00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's not true, but I like

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00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: the sound of it. Anyway. Moving on Florida. This is terrible.

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00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: This is this is Florida, and that's why Florida has

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Speaker 1: its own section in the Sick Fox of the Week.

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Speaker 1: Lawmakers in Florida have approved school safety, a school safety

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00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: bill that allows teachers to be armed in case there

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Speaker 1: are school shooting. So you're now gonna walk around with

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Speaker 1: teachers armed. Not get rid of the guns, not get

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00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: rid of the the automatic rifles, not get rid of

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Speaker 1: rid of the weapons of mass destruction. Just let the

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00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: teach just have a shootout with their students that have

812
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 1: come in there trying to kill as many people as possible.

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00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: Only in Florida. This is where we're at. This is

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Speaker 1: where we're at. We've had two So we've had two

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Speaker 1: shootings this week. We had the synagogue we're only one

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Speaker 1: person passed, right, and then we had the shooting at

817
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: the University of North Carolina and Charlotte where only two

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00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: people passed. Well, that wasn't a big enough uh body

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Speaker 1: count to really get attention from the world wide news.

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Speaker 1: So now they are arming teachers in Florida. What a

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Speaker 1: fucking shame? What the funk are we? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What kind of world are we living in? Man um

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Speaker 1: an uber driver in North Harris County, Texas. It's happened

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Speaker 1: in Houston. An uber driver had two people in his car.

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Speaker 1: Apparently they started arguing, they started beefing, they started fighting.

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Speaker 1: And this is true, and I did fact check this.

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Speaker 1: This is real. One passenger shot another passenger and killed

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Speaker 1: them on a ride in North Harris County, Texas. Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine you're an uber driver. It would be awkward

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00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: enough if the two passengers started arguing and screaming with

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Speaker 1: each other. I'm sure that happens all the time. Boyfriend's girlfriends,

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00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 1: uh friends girlfriends arguing. You probably here a weird shot

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Another thing when they start physically getting

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Speaker 1: into it, and a whole other level of things happened

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Speaker 1: when one passenger shoots another passenger and kills him. That

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Speaker 1: is everything indicative of an I Am Rappaport stereo podcast

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Speaker 1: sick fuck of the week. All right, I'm done, Miles Jordan.

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Speaker 1: Let me get some funk. Take me out of here

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Speaker 1: with something nice, like a nice little a nice little banger.

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Speaker 1: You hear that beat? That's my man? Uh jaan sport

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Speaker 1: ja Okay, jazz Port Jay's doing all the beats, all

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Speaker 1: that fly shit, all that funky original I Am rap

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Speaker 1: sports stereo podcast music shout out to a man. Jans

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Speaker 1: Port Jay's rocking with us. Now you're rocking with the best.

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Speaker 1: See I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast, Yo, Miles Jordan's you're

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Speaker 1: already playing it. We'll be back next week, same place,

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Speaker 1: same disruptive channel. You know where to find us at

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Speaker 1: Michael Rapp Report at I am Rapport. If you want

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Speaker 1: to email us concerned, complaints, talk shit. I Am Rapp

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Speaker 1: Report Podcast at gmail dot com. I'm out.