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Speaker 1: Then Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is

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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are super

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best Ready go

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while? Show. How exactly is your

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Speaker 1: day gonna go to day? Is it gonna be one

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Speaker 1: of those days where you just hired a personal assistant

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Speaker 1: and they're getting everything done and things are going great,

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Speaker 1: days where you're on a work meeting and all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden the personal assistant that you just hired quit.

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Speaker 1: I literally texts you and says say, I don't think

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Speaker 1: this is for me, and getting their car and leaf

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Speaker 1: and then you're like, well, what am I gonna do now?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that because that would not be the best day,

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Speaker 1: And that actually happened. Alex and I hired a personal assistant,

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Speaker 1: right because we got a lot of stuff going on.

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Speaker 1: We do the show together, which is work and then

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Speaker 1: kids and then I can't keep track of anything. Ever,

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Speaker 1: so during your meeting, I think it was that she's

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Speaker 1: just like, look, I'm not bad. I'm I'm terrible at

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Speaker 1: the organization. She's probably like, I'm tired of dealing with

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Speaker 1: In the middle of a meeting, we had a text

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Speaker 1: mess and said, hey, guys, I really had fun, but

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Speaker 1: of here. Yeah, that bad. We haven't even had a

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Speaker 1: so maybe that was it. I'm like, I left a

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Speaker 1: dollar on this counter, or did you take it? Played?

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Speaker 1: She would laugh at it, but maybe she took it serious.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. She made witty comments back and she

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Speaker 1: played with us. I don't know anyway. But it's almost

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Speaker 1: time for your day. The vibration will tell you exactly

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Speaker 1: how your day is going to go. But if you

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Speaker 1: and you're out of a job, today could be your

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Speaker 1: lucky day. Yes, we're hiring eels quit. Okay, I just

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Speaker 1: want someone if they're going to quit, to have a

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Speaker 1: conversation about it. Thanks Evan and give us. But seriously,

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Speaker 1: if you want to be our personal assistant, email us

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Speaker 1: on air at the Jewelshow dot com. That's on air

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Speaker 1: at the Jewilshow dot com. Now it's time very daily

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Speaker 1: vibration by doing your one card tarot draw. So while

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Speaker 1: I sit here shelf on my cards, you should think

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Speaker 1: of a question that's going to help yourself gain clarity

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Speaker 1: on a situation that's going on in your life, something

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Speaker 1: take the message that you get right now throughout your

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Speaker 1: day and be open minded and aware. I've had to

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Speaker 1: sign lately I've been seeing a lot of Mini Coopers

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it might mean that maybe

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Speaker 1: everybody at the same time. So why is it I'm weird.

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing Mini Coopers all over the place. It's just

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Speaker 1: It's the Aid of Pentacles, and I love this card

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Speaker 1: because the only way to get to where you want

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Speaker 1: And the eighths and taro represent work and change. The

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Speaker 1: in finances, family stability, all of that. So when this

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Speaker 1: So I have faith in myself and in my abilities.

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Speaker 1: Have a great day. That was your daily vibration. All right.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can follow the show on social media. At

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I met that Dreas, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, and I'm at Christian Gray Snowebil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone, Frank Mornings. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your brand new phone prank in Every retirement

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Speaker 1: party needs a stripper, right, I think so? I think so.

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Speaker 1: And Stephen is on the phone right now because he

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Speaker 1: wants to prank his girlfriend Daniella. Apparently she has a

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, Yeah, yeah, I do. Okay. And you said

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Speaker 1: and I might need your help. Okay, here we go,

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Speaker 1: I'll call her right now. Hi, I'm looking for Danielle.

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Speaker 1: My name is Rod Pompeo, and I'm one of the

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Um, does everything okay? Like?

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Speaker 1: Did the cake make it there? Yes, the cake made

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no no. This is a retirement

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Speaker 1: very upset. They ordered a cake from you because they

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Speaker 1: and none of that has happened. The cake is here.

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Speaker 1: We don't even know if it's delicious yet because we

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Speaker 1: planned on eating it off of his chest. So no, no, no, no, no, yes,

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Speaker 1: yes sorry if I don't know who you hired to

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Speaker 1: their job. I need something done now. Hum. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: hey babe, are you there? Like what's going on? Like

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Speaker 1: What did I tell them? I didn't say anything, like

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Speaker 1: Oh no, give me the phone, Give me that phone.

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Speaker 1: You can't take your shirt off. No, you're not taking

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Speaker 1: don't know if you heard me. Was just asking him

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Speaker 1: still not doing it. He's not. He's so sorry you

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Speaker 1: got confused. He's not a stripper though. Yes he is

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Speaker 1: the cake? Need the cheeks? Oh no, no, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you won't be getting any chease. I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I don't know where these came. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: but okay, how long have you been baking, dear? How

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Speaker 1: long you had your little business? Um for a while now, Like,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't want to have to, you know, like

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Speaker 1: this standard needs at a retirement party is a cake

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Speaker 1: and a stripper. You should know that. So I don't

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Speaker 1: the dancer. This guy says he can't even dance. Stephen

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Speaker 1: I asked for a single stripper. That is weird that

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Speaker 1: support that. He is not stripping here, no, Surrey, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: we're just taking the cake. Um, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what's going on anymore. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what's going on. Your boyfriend, Stephen is still on the phone.

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Speaker 1: And this is the Jewel Show and he wanted to

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Speaker 1: do a phone prank on you. My name's Jewish Minds

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Speaker 1: English even I'm Christian Gray Snow and Stephen Stephen here's

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Speaker 1: still there. Yeah, oh my god, I'm like sweating bullets

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Speaker 1: Tell me? What what you doing? What are you doing

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Speaker 1: Jake listens to me when I have stuff to say. So, yeah,

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00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,640
Speaker 1: I've been talking to Jake. Okay, but that's it. Why

422
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,159
Speaker 1: are you getting married? Look, we put your time and

423
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 1: money into this. We can't just wow. You can call

424
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,159
Speaker 1: it off, and you probably should. Oh he's already called off.

425
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,720
Speaker 1: It's already called act. I've been texting while we've been talking.

426
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:33,680
Speaker 1: It isn't call it all. We're done, Crystal, We're done this. No,

427
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,239
Speaker 1: this is not happening. No, yes is happening. Yes, it's

428
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,080
Speaker 1: happening because I don't need who is sake? I don't

429
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,639
Speaker 1: even know who the guy is? Yo, you know if

430
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,639
Speaker 1: you knew anything about my life. Um, when you weren't

431
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 1: there for the cake tasting, Jake was. He was there.

432
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,560
Speaker 1: He worked at the place, and he helped me taste

433
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,360
Speaker 1: the cake. I can't believe you gonna blame this on me. Well,

434
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 1: I mean, not a lot of brides to be have

435
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 1: to taste their cake all on their own. Okay, And

436
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,879
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting they're looking stupid and so yeah, he

437
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 1: sat down next to me. He was a human. He

438
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,960
Speaker 1: ate with me and we had a connection. And why

439
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 1: would you want to get married though? That's confusing, You're confused.

440
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 1: I'm confused. Okay, I didn't know. I'm going to be

441
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 1: in the Indian like this all confused. No, Christ's so

442
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,120
Speaker 1: you're you're you're, you know, me with someone who's happen

443
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 1: planning on a wedding. What we're talking, We're just talking,

444
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 1: that's it. Jake. Listen. Well, what about the note that

445
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,880
Speaker 1: you said? You said, like, once you're a married woman,

446
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,199
Speaker 1: then what are you guys gonna do? What does that mean? Well,

447
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: because you can't talk to another man when you're married.

448
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 1: What you're doing going to be married soon? You're not

449
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 1: supposed to do when your fiance either. Yeah, it's not

450
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 1: like life is like black and white. Okay, there are

451
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 1: gray areas and I'm in one. No, no, this is

452
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: very black and white. This is very black and white.

453
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 1: You know what, We're done. We're done. How black and

454
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,679
Speaker 1: white is that? Don't say that? What do you mean

455
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 1: you're cheating on him? Yeah, and you're about to marry

456
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 1: this guy, Paris. We can work this out. Okay, No, no,

457
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 1: we can't work this out. You said, we're just talking.

458
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be talking to me, Crystal, So we're done. Well, Paris,

459
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to hear that. And Crystal, good

460
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 1: luck with Jake. Whatever freakin rig the Jewels Show on demand,

461
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Speaker 1: jebils dirty little secret, your dirty little secret text in

462
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Speaker 1: four one O six one. If you have a secret,

463
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,959
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. Nobody will know who you are,

464
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: so you're free to say whatever. So we got another

465
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Speaker 1: anonymous listener on to tell us a dirty little secret.

466
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Speaker 1: All right, whatever your name is, what's your dirt little secret?

467
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 1: All right? So it's kind of like a bad one.

468
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Speaker 1: But at the same time, whatever, I did it already anyways,

469
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 1: So I'll give you a little bit of background on

470
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Speaker 1: the whole story. So my family's kind of crazy a

471
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Speaker 1: little bit like and we're kind of like a mess.

472
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Speaker 1: I guess you can say that is just so you

473
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Speaker 1: know that is every single family in the world is

474
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Speaker 1: a bit crazy and a bit of a mess. You

475
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 1: ever meet those are where they say that they're like,

476
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 1: we're also crazy, Like you can meet my family will

477
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: be like, well they're nuts, and you go over there

478
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: like you're some of the most born people I've ever met.

479
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 1: How do you think that? Well, with my family, a

480
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: lot of us have been I personally haven't, but a

481
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: lot of us have been kind of in and out

482
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: of jail. We're really dysfunctional. Yeah, okay, um, so like

483
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: my dad, for instance, my dad's pretty much been in

484
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: and out of jail my whole life, um so. Um

485
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: and his brother, same thing, my uncle, um, and he's

486
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Speaker 1: actually the most recent person in our family to actually,

487
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,919
Speaker 1: um get locked up. Okay, but is that the thing

488
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: that like the secret has not many people know that

489
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,639
Speaker 1: a lot of your family have been arrested like that? No?

490
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: Um so, Well, for instance, my uncle, like I was saying,

491
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: he's the one, he's the most recent one to go

492
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 1: to jail, and the reason his charge is Branda auto.

493
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Speaker 1: He does. But it's not even like it was just

494
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 1: like one time. He's done it, Like he's done it

495
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: multiple times, and he just hasn't ever been caught, you know,

496
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: and the whole family knew about it too. Okay, this

497
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 1: is where I guess it kind of gets a little

498
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 1: messed up. So my uncle owed me four hundred bucks

499
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: and he decided he wasn't going to pay me. And

500
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, you don't want to pay

501
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: me my money? And I've asked him repeatedly, and it's like,

502
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: come on, you boost cars like you have, You're always

503
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: flown in cash around and you won't give me my

504
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: four hundred dollars Like yeah, right, Like, come on, do

505
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: something about it. But um so, what I ended up

506
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 1: actually doing is I reported his boosting cars to the police.

507
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 1: I did. I turned him in, I gave him the tip,

508
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: and now he actually is in jail. Wow, he's actually sentenced.

509
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: You did well for like any moral reason. It was

510
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: the fact that he owed you money. Yeah, I mean yeah,

511
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: Like I mean I didn't really care. Like like I said,

512
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: We've known for years, So it wasn't like I didn't

513
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: do it because my guilty conscience or anything like that

514
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: it's just like, you give me my money back. Yeah,

515
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: for all I had to do is give me the

516
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,479
Speaker 1: Foriger bucks and that probably would be walking around right now.

517
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: That's amazing, exactly. Too bad there wasn't a reward for him,

518
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: so you could have got the reward turning him in.

519
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: There was probably more than Forier bucks. Yeah, oh no,

520
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: there was a reward. Oh nice cash rewards or how

521
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 1: much I sting on the cake for a thousand bucks

522
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: money on the deal. That's an invested money. I'm gonna

523
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: start hanging out with some ward friends that do crime

524
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 1: so I can turn them in and make money on

525
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: the money they owe me. He had to come ja, Yeah,

526
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: I mean at first I felt kind of bad, and

527
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: you know, and that's why I'm like calling now, because

528
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: I just kind of wanted to see it and get

529
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: it out of my body in my head, you know.

530
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: But then I thought, and I was like, if you're

531
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 1: gonna keep stealing cars, I'm actually doing everybody a favor

532
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: and maybe he can think about what he did and

533
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 1: from out a better man. I hope. There you go. Yeah,

534
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: hopefully nobody in your family recognizes your voice, right or

535
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: I hope not. You're listening. Well, thank you for I

536
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: won't be lending any more money, that's for sure, or

537
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 1: if you do, flip it into some more by turning

538
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: them in. Good job. Yea, thank you for telling us

539
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: your dear little secret than the Jewel Show on Demandcome

540
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: to the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

541
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For Monday, March seventh,

542
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh and sure companies like

543
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,479
Speaker 1: Microsoft and the Lego Group have some fun office perks

544
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: for their employees, but nothing like what one company is

545
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: allowing their employees to enjoy on the job at the office.

546
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 1: Hear what that is in just a second. But first,

547
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and Shana Mulker,

548
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: ex wife of Blink one eighty two drummer Travis Barker,

549
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: who's now engaged to Corny Kardashian is consistently back in

550
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: the news for some reason, and have some big news

551
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: to share. Okay, I mean the Chevan But today I'm

552
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: a wee Scottish boy, so get ready for my story.

553
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm Christian Gray Snow and after hearing today's story, I

554
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: may start answering every single phone call that comes my way. Okay,

555
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: you'll hear the other stories in just a second before

556
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: your first story of the day in the n ND,

557
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

558
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: The Google Microsoft lego for their employees. Right, they have cafeterias,

559
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: dry cleaners, massa. You can do anything, really if you

560
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: want some of them. Right. Well, there's one company, it's

561
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: a European company, and they just announced that they're going

562
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: to be letting their employees take thirty minute breaks on

563
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: the job in the office too. I don't know. So

564
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: the technical term reading is masticate, right, they're not going

565
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: to be masticating. Yes, they've actually put a pod in

566
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: their building and you're allowed to take one thirty minute

567
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: break a day to go and do that. That's an

568
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: office where nobody shakes hands. I guarantee you that would

569
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: be so happy. I would joke around with everybody. I'd

570
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: be like, dude, I'll be right backs. I have no shame,

571
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: have no shame. You're wondering what the company is because

572
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: you want to go get a job. Strip Chat it's

573
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: an adult website, so that doesn't really suffice. So anyway,

574
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: they're getting rid of smoking breaks and they're allowing stroking breaks.

575
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: Is the i n N the idiot news network where

576
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: its aren't just in the news for our next story

577
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: the day, Let's send it on over to Alex Fray.

578
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: She was where are you gonna take a break right now? Well,

579
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm in around that pod along with Shana I can't

580
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: say her name is weird SHANEA. Molcherler. Her first ex husband,

581
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: trous Barker, is now engaged, according Kardashian, so yeah, he's

582
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: in being the news a lot. Now she's trying to

583
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: be in the news like a weird thing. She hasn't

584
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: been the news in twenty years, So what she's going

585
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: to be so happy that her ex is hooking up

586
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: with a Kardashian that when are you happy for your

587
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: ex after you move on? Right? Happy? She's not happy.

588
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: I just mean she's happy because she gets back in

589
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: the news because she's attention or yeah, she announced that

590
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: she's pregnant with her fourth child. Well, because that's a

591
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: high risk getting up there. I don't care les she's pregnant.

592
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: I'm just like, wow, she got pregnant to stay in

593
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: the news, Like wow, There's no such thing as bad press. Right,

594
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: that's the title of her memoir. This is the i

595
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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just

596
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. For a story

597
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: of the day, let's send it on over to English. Evan,

598
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: who is sitting across from me just eating cream cheese? Why?

599
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: Just eating a bunch of cream cheese? Why am play

600
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: intro so weird? How are you speaking sir? What are

601
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: you doing? Yeah? I actually do you just eat cream

602
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: cheese when I'm home? It's not on anything? No, not

603
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: on anything something. Oh my god. Anyway, So for a

604
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: whole school year, I'm with a new pupil who managed

605
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: to convince his Scottish high school classmates and teachers that

606
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: he was just a regular pupil. But eventually pupil student. Okay,

607
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm like an eye. No, no, he's not nice. You

608
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: don't hear pupil much anymore. Yeah, days he's a student.

609
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: But eventually the teenager who called himself Brandon Lee was

610
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: exposed as an impostor, called Brian McKinnon a thirty year

611
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: old man. Didn't you already do this story? No? No,

612
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: this is just happening. A lot is happening all over

613
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: the place, breaking news right here. This is the I

614
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

615
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: in the news. They report the news. Because welcome back

616
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: to continued coverage of pupil gad jacket is happening at

617
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: the time constantly. It's becoming a very serious issue. Yeah,

618
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: that's that's why I'm bringing it to the light. This

619
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Speaker 1: is the I n N, the Idiot News Network where

620
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For our next story

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Speaker 1: of the day, Letts sent it on over to Christian

622
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Speaker 1: Gray Snow, who is on location in New South Wales, Australia.

623
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm very far away today and start answering every freaking

624
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: phone call that you get, Okay, because this lady she

625
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: bought a lottery ticket and started getting a lot of

626
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: phone calls from random numbers, and like all of us,

627
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: she ignored them because she thought they were telemarketers, stammers, etc.

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Speaker 1: And she said, I received several phone calls and emails

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Speaker 1: straight after the draw, but I didn't recognize anything, so

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Speaker 1: I ignored it. I ignored everything for a few days.

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Speaker 1: And then they have like an online lottery account there,

632
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Speaker 1: and so she logged in and she was like, oh,

633
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Speaker 1: there's seventy two thousand, five hundred and eighty dollars and

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Speaker 1: fifty cents in here. Okay, she had one and had

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Speaker 1: not been answering the calls to claim her prizes. So

636
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Speaker 1: I stopped answering my phone for kind of the opposite reason.

637
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Speaker 1: People were always calling me going like, hey you, oh,

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Speaker 1: seventy two thousand dollars from this credit card? Are you

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Speaker 1: ever gonna pay it? On the repart, guy was outside

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Speaker 1: of my house like, hey, we want that nineteen ninety

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Speaker 1: seven Honda accord. You're gonna give it up? And I

642
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Speaker 1: was like, try to get in the garage. No, let's see.

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Speaker 1: You about to lose your job, lady. And that means

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Speaker 1: the I n N is done for the day. Lose

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Speaker 1: yo job. You're about to lose yo job. About to

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Speaker 1: lose yo job. Listen. And that was the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the show on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

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Speaker 1: a Christian Gray snow the Jewel Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another jewbil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. Hello is

655
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Speaker 1: that's crest a far Christopher? This is Yes, this is him,

656
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: Hey Christopher, how are you? My name's Frank. I don't

657
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: think we actually spoke on the phone. But you stayed

658
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: at my airbnb and Fort Lauderdale just a few weeks ago.

659
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, I is there a problem? Um,

660
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: there is no problem at all. I just like to

661
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: call up some of the people that have stayed in

662
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: my um and my house and ask them if they

663
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: enjoyed their experience. Oh yeah, yeah, I thought we had

664
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: left it on the common card. But yeah, we had

665
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: a great time. It was it was fantastic. Yeah. Um, well,

666
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear that. And and other than my Airbnb,

667
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: what did you think of, um, the Fort lauder the

668
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale aread you did it help you guys kind

669
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: of rekindle that flame of yours? You know? Uh? It

670
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:04,479
Speaker 1: really did. Uh. It's it's a great city, you know. Uh.

671
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: You're welcome to stay whenever. I think I told you that,

672
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: and I even if I'm home I'd be willing to

673
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: let you stay in one of the rooms. I hadily

674
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: be somewhere else, all right, pausit or wherever you want

675
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: me to be. What is the point to all of this?

676
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought this was like a customer satisfaction survey. Yeah,

677
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: well yes it is. And it's also an Airbnb owner

678
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: satisfaction survey. I'm old and rich, okay, and I would

679
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: love to um for you to stay at my Airbnb

680
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: again with your wife and rekindle the flame and rekindle

681
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: the love again. I'd be happy to pay you for it. Okay. Now,

682
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: now you're you're crossing a line, and if I could

683
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: also be there with you, I would pay extra Listen

684
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: to this was kind of cute and funny at first,

685
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: and now it's just getting creepy and you're really starting

686
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: to hit me. Okay, I'm sorry about that. I didn't

687
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: mean to make you angry. I actually meant to make

688
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 1: you love me, all right, buddy, I fell in love

689
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 1: with you that weekend. What the hell did you just say? Well,

690
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: I was saying that I think that maybe things have

691
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 1: dried up as far as your marriage goes to your wife,

692
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: and I would love to step into those shows. Oh Jesus,

693
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: I I saw you two on the ring camera that

694
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Speaker 1: I have outside. I do admit, I sorry if that's

695
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: an overstep, but I do have a security camera recording. Oh,

696
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: I just as security cameras outside. I didn't see anything bad,

697
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: but I just saw you, and I saw the two

698
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: of you, and I could sense something in you, and

699
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: I fell in love instantly. Hell is this now? I

700
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: do have a walker and sometimes need assistance getting up

701
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: the stairs, but I saw those arms of yours and

702
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you could carry me anywhere. So what

703
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: do you say, a soldier? You're a crazy I may

704
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: be crazy, maybe crazy and love. Call me whatever you want,

705
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: call me old and rich, and we'll want to make

706
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: an offer with you three hundred thousand dollars for the weekend.

707
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: Oh that dude, I'm not doing that for any amount

708
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 1: of money. Well, I'll just let you know. It's a

709
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: prank phone call, and this is actually Jewel from The

710
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your

711
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: wife Brianna. Say you up? Yeah, she said you stated

712
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: a weird Airbnb a few weeks ago, and you're you're

713
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: joking about how someone's probably watching you, so I wanted

714
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: to creep you out a little bit. Oh my god, man,

715
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna have to call the police.

716
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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand First day follow up. Margie

717
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: is on the phone today for a first date follow up,

718
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: and Marge met a guy named Dale. You know that

719
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: old story how Margie met Dale, Jack and Jale romantic comedy.

720
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: It was a big one of the biggest romantic comedies

721
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: of the late nineties. How Margie met Dale? I think,

722
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,479
Speaker 1: But this isn't like that, because now Margie isn't getting

723
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: a call back and she doesn't know why. What's up, Margie?

724
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: Before we get into everything, how long has it been

725
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: since your date with Dale? It's been a week unto date,

726
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: about a week, okay? And how many times have you

727
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 1: reached out to Dale in that week? I texted him twice,

728
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: so it didn't really want to go overboarding scare him away,

729
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: but clearly that didn't work. Okay, So you've heard nothing? Yeah,

730
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: basically nothing, Okay. Tell us about the date first Well,

731
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: we actually had a zoom date and I'm not kidding

732
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: about this. It was magical right until about my roommate

733
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: showed blackout drunk and ruined date. What okay, So you

734
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: guys met up on zoom and then your drunk roommate

735
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: came home in the middle of your zoom date. Yeah? Yeah,

736
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: how did it get ruined? So my roommate sit in

737
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: the door, blackout, drunk and was just crying on about

738
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 1: boyfriend and falling everywhere knocking stuff over. Oh gosh, I

739
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do because you really need my help.

740
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, so you so you logged off a zoom

741
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: ended your date so you could take care of your roommate.

742
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: That really happened. That's allably could be why he's not

743
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: calling me back, all right, And the date was good

744
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: up until your roommate showed up and ruined everything. Yeah,

745
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: it was absolutely amazing. We have so much chemistry. The

746
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: conversation was fantastic, and he's so hot, like he's released

747
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: nine of the ten having a zoom date? Was that weird?

748
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: Is that your first zoom date or U zoom and

749
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: all the time these days? No, I mean I've had

750
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: some long distance relationships before, so I've I've done it before.

751
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: So when you like went to go log off, what

752
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: was that conversation like? To wrap it up? I mean

753
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: I was just kind of explaining how sorry I felt for,

754
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: you know, how how much of a mess the whole

755
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: date had went. But he seemed to just kind of

756
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: understand about it. And you would think, like, I don't

757
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: know why you wanted to meet again be upset at

758
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: you right for your roommate coming home hammered and crying

759
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: and needing help, Like, I don't know why he would

760
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: be upset at you for that. So I was just

761
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: I just apologized a lot, and I was just explaining

762
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: how so I was for the inconvenience and I feel terrible,

763
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: and he seemed okay with it. Yeah, I mean, I

764
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: don't know why he would be upset at you or

765
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: not want to call you back. Is there anything else

766
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: you can think of that went wrong during your date

767
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: with Dale? No, you know, honestly, that was it. I

768
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: thought we were a perfect match, and I really liked him.

769
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: I haven't liked anyone like that in a really long time.

770
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: I felt like there was a really big spark here

771
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: and I haven't even needed anyone for a while, so

772
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 1: I just felt like there was a really big connection. Okay, well,

773
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can maybe get that connection logged

774
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: back on for you joke. Yes, yeah, but we'll see

775
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: if we can. We'll see if we get him on

776
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: the phone, find out why he's not calling you back,

777
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: and get you another date. Okay, okay, thanks gry All right,

778
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back and get your first

779
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: date follow up. Next, it's a jewel show in the

780
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: middle of your first date follow up. And in case

781
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: you missed it, Margie is on the phone and she

782
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: wants us to call a guy named Dale. Margie and

783
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: Dale went on a date. They didn't really go anywhere.

784
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: It was on Zoom. They were zooming and then everything,

785
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: according to Margie was going great. And that's when her

786
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: drunk roommate barged in the door and screwed things up.

787
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: I guess she was crying about her ex nagging things

788
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 1: over and then Margie had to log off of Zoom

789
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: to take care of her roommate. The guy seemed like

790
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: he understood, except since that day, Margie has not been

791
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: able to get a hold of him. He won't call

792
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: her back, won't text her back, he's just ghosted her completely.

793
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: So about to get him on the phone and find

794
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: out why? You're ready, Margie? Yeah, I'm ready, all right,

795
00:39:45,520 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: let's get it here. We get hello Dale? Uh yeah,

796
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: this is a Dale. What's up Dale? How are you? Um?

797
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: I'm good? Good? Help you? Yes you can. Sorry, I

798
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: should explain. This is a radio show called The Jewel Show,

799
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: and my name is Jewel, my name is Alex, my

800
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: name is Inglishevan. I'm Christian Graycenow calling you because we Yeah,

801
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: we got an email about you from one of our listeners.

802
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: Oh all right, um is I mean that's something that

803
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: you guys do you like regularly or all the time?

804
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: Every day? Every lie? That's all we do? Okay, Well,

805
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: what do you What do you want for me? Then?

806
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: I want to know why you're not calling Margie back? Well,

807
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: we all want to know. You know who wants to

808
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: know the most, Margie? What Margie? Yeah, Margie. You went

809
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 1: on a date with Margie. And we do a segment

810
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: on the show called the First Date follow Up where

811
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and

812
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: then they end up you end up blowing them off,

813
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

814
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: and ask what happened. And Margie is wondering why you

815
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: haven't called her back after your zoom date with her? Oh, well, um,

816
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's what happened. I mean we haven't

817
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: spoken since, um, but I honestly I didn't want to reply. Why. Well,

818
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: we were having the date and it was cool at first,

819
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: and okay, I looked at her camera. She she looks nice.

820
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: But then I looked at her room and all I

821
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: could see across the entire room was just unicorns. Unicorns

822
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: on the walls, unicorns on her bedspread. She had a

823
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: unicorn shirt on. And but the weirdest thing was she

824
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: didn't mention anything. She wasn't like, oh, by the way,

825
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: you know, do you like my unicorn room or you

826
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: like my unif? It was just there. We was just

827
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: unicorns everywhere, and I was just it was just normal

828
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: to her, and I was just like, um, okay, hey,

829
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: what's up with all the unicorns? To be honest, I

830
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: was really creeped out. Immediately it was I'm going to

831
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: be a dealbreaker. Zoom. It is a little immature. Yeah,

832
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's immature, and it's it's just

833
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: not cool. I mean, immediate vibe was was something weird,

834
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: and I just didn't want to go any further. And

835
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: something happened. Something happened was like her roommate came in,

836
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,800
Speaker 1: it started throwing up, And honestly, I'm actually really glad

837
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, looks, let's like you're busy.

838
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: I'll let you go. I love that her roommate, marging

839
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: in was not as bad as the unicorn. Right, I

840
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: feel like you'll want to puke too looking at all

841
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: these you knows same? Yeah, okay, so that's it, just

842
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 1: the unicorns. Honestly, yeah, I mean she was. She was nice.

843
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound like a mask. I mean

844
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: she's nice. Thank you for being honest with us, man,

845
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Also, I need to be honest with

846
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: you and let you know that Margie is actually on

847
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: the phone listening and wants to talk to you. You

848
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: don't want unicorns? What the hell doesn't like the unicorn?

849
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: Who are you mad about it? Unicorn rate? Yeah? Um,

850
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: high Dale, are you a psychopath? Like? Why don't you

851
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: like unicorns? Martie? It's cool you like unicorns. I'm not

852
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: against that. Um. I just you probably would find someone

853
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 1: more compatible with unicorn stuff. And are you there, Margie?

854
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: What the hell is your problem? This is what I'm

855
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: talking about. I think there's uh some issues. Yeah, so

856
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: what I love unicorns and I also love you? What what?

857
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What you love him? Oh my god?

858
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: I mean if it was love at first sight? Oh

859
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: over the internet. You didn't tell us it was love

860
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: at first sight. I said it was a first zoom date, Margie. Well,

861
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: I mean I was the first sight the technically, yes, Hey, look,

862
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: you know that's cool. Like like I said, if you

863
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: heard me on the phone, I mean it was it

864
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: was nice. You were you were nice. Um, you seem cool.

865
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: I just I just don't think we're a match. I

866
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: just don't think we're a match. Um. I'm just not

867
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: a big fan of unicorn, so like I don't know

868
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 1: elephants more. Um, well, screw you, Dale, how's that more normal?

869
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: Stop thinking of unicorns. You're always doing that. Boy, Well

870
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,439
Speaker 1: it's very relevant that the whole things about the damn

871
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: un I was just gonna ask a question right now.

872
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: Just make sure we're all clear. Margie. I know you're

873
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: upset about the unicorn thing, and I'm sorry. You like

874
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 1: what you're like. It's all good, okay? And um, Dale,

875
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Margie?

876
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,919
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Um, Honestly, I think I'm gonna

877
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 1: have to pass. But Margie, I do want to say,

878
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 1: you seem like a willing nice girl. You were funny

879
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: and you you were nice. Um. I think it's cool

880
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: you have a passion unicorns. Um, but I don't so well.

881
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: I think no. I think you made your point man.

882
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: Thank you, Dale, and I appreciate Margie. I think you

883
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: should just appreciate Dale and his honesty because you could

884
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: you imagine, I know that you like him a lot.

885
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if you guys did start dating and

886
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: then you found out about the unicorn thing later, because

887
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: you know sometimes people do that. Dale could have lied

888
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: to you and been like, I love unicorns, and then

889
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: three months in he's like, dude, I didn't really like

890
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: unicorns that much. Yea, Then then how would that be?

891
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: That's actually pretty nice of Dale. Well, I mean, thanks

892
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 1: for being honest. Dale and I have had that happen

893
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: and it wasn't pretty what okay? All right, all right,

894
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: so so we're cool then true? Now yeah? Right, thank

895
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: you guys. It still seems like it worked out. Margie.

896
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: I can't wait for you to find a do the

897
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: lex unicorns and Dale? Thanks man, Godspeed. The Jewels show

898
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: on demand jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's

899
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: up A dirty Little Secret? Yes? Um okay, So this

900
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: past weekend I was cleaning out like my clothes and

901
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: my son's clothes and reorganizing and everything because he just

902
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: got some new clothes. Right. Yeah, Well, I have this

903
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: tub that was my clothes that I put all his

904
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: clothes in, and I had a little bag of say,

905
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: just you know, adult female things. Um okay. Well, while

906
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: I was cleaning, my son was with me, so I

907
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: put it away really quick because he was helping me

908
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: pull clothes out and stuff, and it was hidden. Well,

909
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: I thought I put it into this box. Um high up,

910
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: But I guess not because I'm a four twenty moms,

911
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: so you know my score twenty helps me clean. Get

912
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 1: in his diaper. Oh that's hilarious. Check his diaper bag

913
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: before taking him to school last night. When I was

914
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: trying to find it, I tore apart my room could

915
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: not find it. When I took him into staycare this morning,

916
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: I just asked his teacher, Hey, can I check his

917
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: bag real quick? He said, yeah, go ahead there and

918
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: behold underneath his blanket my full bag and still out

919
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: all over the bottom of his diaper bag. That's hilarious.

920
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: All of your adult toys. Wow, I mean it was

921
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 1: so mortifying. I mean, they didn't call me or anything.

922
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that they just because I have I

923
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: give them two blankets. I'm hoping they just didn't use

924
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: that second blanket and didn't see it. But yeah, so funny.

925
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: You're incredibly lucky your kid didn't whip it out and

926
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: be like, oh, look at my new toy. Yeah I know,

927
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: I know. I was so mortified. I almost want to

928
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: change his daycare now. Yeah. You go there on the

929
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: shelves of the daycare, the kids have been playing with stuff,

930
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: and they've put them up there, and you're like, oh no,

931
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: oh my job right next to the stuff. Don't show

932
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: and tell day I would have no, I would have

933
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: been like, okay, honey, let's let's go and we're never

934
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: coming back here again. I'm sure they probably they might

935
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: have gone in the bag and seen it, but they

936
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: didn't want to have that conversation with you. They probably

937
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: felt just as awkward as you, right, I mean, but

938
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm also I'm already I already stick out like a

939
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: sore thumb. At that daycare, because you know, I'm a

940
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm a younger mom. I walked up in there and

941
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: sweats and my son's of anarchy hoodie with my reaper

942
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: and blood hanging off of it, you know, and all

943
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: the other moms are tesla drive in salary making dress

944
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: wearing mom. So you can only imagine how worse this

945
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: makes me. Right, that's hilarious. They'll just own it because

946
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: it's funny. Like it's honestly, that's hilarious. One of the

947
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: greatest memories I have in my life is when Alex

948
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: and I were at the airport one time, and Alex

949
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: and I were married, if you didn't know that. On

950
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: our trip, we went to a store that for married

951
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 1: people can go to and buy things, you know. However,

952
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 1: so anyway, I was, I put it in my bag, right,

953
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: and I was actually thinking the whole way though, I'm like,

954
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: this hilarious, if if this can be so funny, if

955
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: TSA stops us because of this, sure enough, they tell

956
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: you to take anything bigger than a cell phone, and

957
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: it was bigger than figuring the cell phone for sure,

958
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: and I didn't take it out. And then we're putting

959
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: the bags through and I see the TSA agent one

960
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: go to the look at the other one and go

961
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: she waves her finger like came here, Oh my god.

962
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: And then the other one comes there and they're both away. Yeah.

963
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: Alex was like, oh my god, and she sp she

964
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 1: was gone. Guy. I was like, where's she going? And

965
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: I was just watching. I was like, this is gonna

966
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 1: be amazing. They're literally gonna have to check it in

967
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: front of me. This would be so funny. And then

968
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: they're looking at it and they're talking about it, and

969
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: I see him pointing at the screen and like going

970
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 1: like like pointing along the edge of whether and like

971
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: how I'm like, it's gonna happen. And then so I

972
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: get through. They pulled the bag aside and they have

973
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: to they open it up. That like anything sharp in

974
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: here that could you know, hurt them, Like no, any

975
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: you know whatever. But yeah, I was like it could,

976
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: but it's not. Yeah, it's not hurt. But she pulled up,

977
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: she pulled out the toiletry bag that or whatever bag

978
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: it was in a little bagget. She opened it up

979
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: and then she just pulled it out and just like yeah,

980
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: or they just wanted to do it to make somebody

981
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable, but they picked the completely wrong person. I

982
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: was like, we could do this for another half an hour.

983
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: This awkward, this is amazing. She did. She looked so uncomfortable.

984
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: She pulled it out and she kind of like dangled

985
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: it and looked at it and just like looked at

986
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: me and then just dropped it back in the bag, like,

987
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, thank you experience, I'm

988
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 1: a nice day, and Alex was gone, it's funny. Um,

989
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: all right, well thank you for telling me you do

990
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 1: a little secret. Awesome? Did you will show on demand

991
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 1: for the weekend a female competitive eater down one hundred

992
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: McNuggets in just under fourteen minutes? Wow? And if you've

993
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: already got indigestion, I know what you're saying. That was dumb.

994
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,760
Speaker 1: It is wrong move Monday where we make your Monday

995
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: better because you get to hear about other people doing

996
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: dumb shrimp sanigani and eating one hundred McNuggets in under

997
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: fourteen minutes, to me, is a definite wrong move. It's

998
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: competing with the toy very much. Yes, horrible move from me,

999
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: But we'll make your Monday better by hearing about other

1000
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: people's dumb shortcake shortcakes, scrubbery ish, I have a wrong move. Okay.

1001
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: So you know Tasha Ka the online bullied towards Cardi B. Yes,

1002
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: and yeah she's suitor for defamation and slander and all

1003
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: of that. That's the one that Cardi B sued. Yes,

1004
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: sor she won four million dollars. So that was a

1005
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: wrong move to talk about Cardi? Yeah, yeah, does she

1006
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: have four million dollars to give? Cardi didn't have four

1007
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 1: million in that was a wrong move. Yeah, wrong move

1008
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: costs her four million dollars. Don't talk about people all

1009
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: of a sudden. Your Monday's looking better, isn't it. You

1010
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: don't know Cardi B four million dollars? Yes, my wrong

1011
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: move Monday is you remember Sherry papini an You won

1012
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: no refresh my memory? Okay. So she made national headlines

1013
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: five years ago when she was reportedly kidnapped. Well, there's

1014
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: been an arrest, but it wasn't the kidnappers, so was it?

1015
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: It was Sherry? What she stays her own kidnappings national news,

1016
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: faking her own kidnapping and she's been found slash caught guilty. Wow,

1017
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 1: that's definitely a wrong move. Okay, yeah, she um she

1018
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: actually blamed it on two Hispanic females that's not that's

1019
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: not okay, messed up and the artist like had to

1020
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: draw them and everything. I remember. I remember that story

1021
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: because I everybody online was going, this is fake, like

1022
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: it's something's like, it's really fake, like she's making it up.

1023
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: And everybody was like, no, she's not. She's definitely not

1024
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 1: because it seems super racist, and then it actually is

1025
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: when yeah, you were right a long while. What a

1026
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 1: psycho ship. She even like broke her nose and stuff

1027
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: to make it long leg Could she go to jail

1028
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 1: for something like this? She is going to go to

1029
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: jail I think for about twenty five years. That's a

1030
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: long time, So check it out. It's Monday. Do you

1031
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: have indigestion? You might? Okay? But do you owe Cardi

1032
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: B four million dollars? Probably not. Are you going to

1033
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: spend twenty five years in jail for faking your own kidnapping?

1034
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: Probably not. All of a sudden, your Monday is looking

1035
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: a little bit better with these wrong moves, isn't it

1036
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: all right? And y'all know I'm from North Carolina, but

1037
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: today South Carolina people are making the wrong moves. Senator

1038
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 1: Lindsay Graham called for the assassination of Russian leader is

1039
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: he a leader? I don't know? And assassination and also

1040
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 1: an American senator called for the assassination of Putin. Exactly

1041
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: did he do it in private? On live TV? Okay,

1042
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: my goodness, that is a very wrong move. Lute yea

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Speaker 1: if World War three starts here today on Monday, people,

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Speaker 1: you know why? Okay? Oh, Vladimir Putin is not a

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Speaker 1: guy you want to say that about, Okay, because obviously

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Speaker 1: he's nuts. He's willing to have the whole world against him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he doesn't care all this. Dude, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you know about Vladimir Putin. He jacked a Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl ring from Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots,

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Speaker 1: actually jacked it like he was in high school. I guess.

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Speaker 1: Robert Kraft was at the Kremlin for a party one

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Speaker 1: time and Vladimir Putin walked up to him and I

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, let me see the ring. And Robert

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Speaker 1: Kraft thinking well cool, I'm in basically the President's house.

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Speaker 1: Probably not going to get something stolen from me here, right,

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Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin said, let me see the ring, and Robert

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Speaker 1: Kraft gives him the ring and then and then vladimp

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Speaker 1: Puttin put it on, checked it out, and then just

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Speaker 1: walked away. Robert Kraft's wrong move Monday was to give

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Speaker 1: pot ring. Yeah, and I guess the Robert Craft, the

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Speaker 1: owner of the Batress, was looking at everybody like what

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Speaker 1: do I do? And the security just stood there and

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Speaker 1: said just like shaking their heads. That's the story that's

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Speaker 1: told about that. So if you're a senator, don't go

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Speaker 1: on live TV and say someone needs to assassinate this

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Speaker 1: man because I don't really don't want world War three?

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Speaker 1: D YEA, Yeah, I don't know, and not that this

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Speaker 1: is the first time we've asked Lindsay Graham to stop

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Speaker 1: talking about Lindsay please stop talking. Yeah, so it's wrong

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Speaker 1: Monday where we make you feel better about your Monday

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Speaker 1: by hearing about other people's wrong moves. Did you eat

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Speaker 1: one hundred McNuggets and under fourteen minutes last night? Probably not.

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Speaker 1: Do you owe Cardi b four million dollars for talking

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Speaker 1: trash online? Probably not? Did you fake your own kidnapping

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Speaker 1: and are facing twenty five years in prison? Probably not?

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Speaker 1: And did you possibly could you maybe have started World

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Speaker 1: War three? By something stupid you said on TV. Probably

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Speaker 1: not all of a sudden. Monday's great for us, isn't

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Speaker 1: It's also if you have a wrong move that you

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Speaker 1: think would make people feel better on a Monday, hit

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Speaker 1: us up at the Jewels Show. You can follow all

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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm a Jel Fresh, I'm at that Trays,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, and I'm a Christian

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Speaker 1: Gray Snow And you can always call us up eight

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Speaker 1: to eight, three four three, one oh six one. That

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Speaker 1: was wrong move? Monday, The Jewel Show on demand