1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: Hey, Hello, welcome to the visuals with that guess with 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 1: Marie and her friend Sydney. Yo, my voice is yo, 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: me and you. We got matching voices. I don't think 4 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: mine is that deep? Is it? I don't know? Is it, sir? 5 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 1: How deep your love? Me? Tell me what it's going 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: to be. Yo, I'm getting so congested. I don't know 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on right now. Ew, I 8 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: got the sniffles. I put vix all over my neck 9 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: and nose everything. Wow, to put it everywhere? I sniffed it. 10 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: I like vix Why it's I don't like it at all. 11 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: It makes me feel old, but I used to. My 12 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 1: mom used to put it on me when I was 13 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: a kid, so I feel like it makes me feel young. 14 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: It makes you feel old. Maybe you're using something like wrong. 15 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: Maybe you're using like ben gate. No, imagine, not be 16 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 1: using the right fixture. Yay, using like a hemorrhoid cream 17 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: says you're using the wrong. Let me see a picture 18 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: of the box. Like I'm cutting corners. I'm just spost 19 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 1: have been gay on my chest right on top of 20 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: my upper lip. Gross, it's got a strong smell. It'll cut, 21 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 1: you'll cut the mucus A gross cut the mucus. I 22 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: need musin X. That's what I need. You want to do? 23 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: You dropping names? We're not sponsored by. Don't go by that. 24 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: We'll get some ben game sis. This is how you 25 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: get sponsored. You gotta do the plugs. You gotta do 26 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: the free work. Yes, because somebody over at Marketing and 27 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: Musinx is like them two dudes that do that podcast, 28 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 1: you know, the ones with the raspy voices. They real 29 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 1: funny yo, that we can do a little group the 30 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: Raspby voices quad Stone, the quid stone about raspby, Raspby 31 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: and Raspby, raspy and raspy and Raspby from B two K. 32 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: Here's the one with the juicy lips. Yeah, he's the 33 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: one who said he got touched. But that's why his 34 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: lips look like that. Oh come on, Marie, so fucking deepitch, 35 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: this is why we can't. Rasby probably work at like 36 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 1: a foot locker now, or that's how they got that 37 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: short and bump bump bump. You know he work out 38 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: like a planet fitness now. You know when you think 39 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 1: of like one hit wonders, like you think that they'd 40 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: be at their jobs and like their song will randomly 41 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: come on the radio sometimes remember j Kwan, everybody in 42 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: the club getting too and that's a good song. Okay. 43 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: The problem is when I hear that song at the nightclub, 44 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's time to go. Well, yeah, it comes 45 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 1: on right before Candy Rain, yes, or they play it 46 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 1: at the top because nobody's there. And if you're there 47 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: when they're playing it, then you're there too early. Yeah 48 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,839 Speaker 1: you got there at like ten thirty. Yeah, doors didn't 49 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: even really open, the janitors. But you see, you're saying 50 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: ten thirty. But we live in New York, where things 51 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: stay open till six o'clock in the morning. In like 52 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: Jersey and places like that, stuff shuts down at like midnight. 53 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 1: So we're leaving our house when they're leaving the club. 54 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: But you know why they should shut down early because 55 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: y'all animals, y'all don't know how to act after fucking 56 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: two am, three am. Savages, savages. That's why I shut 57 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: the shit down. They're like, you know what, I think, 58 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: I'm done with all my songs for the night, and 59 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: they just New Jersey people turned into grimlins after midnight. 60 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: They turned to Ferby's. Yeah, this is hilarious because our 61 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: guest is from New Jerseys. Yes, we're not gonna give 62 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: him any time to defend him. Yes, Ferbie Tellertovy Teller Ferby, 63 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: what were you an expert in this week? What was 64 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 1: that excerpt in this week? Oh? Are you not prepared? 65 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: You know, you ain't do You ain't do the work. 66 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: You ain't do the homework. Honestly, I feel like we've 67 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: been doing a lot of them, and I've been running 68 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: out and expertise. I feel like, okay, so I don't 69 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: know when we're gonna post this, but you know, so 70 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to go to LA and we're recording 71 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: legit thirty eight episodes in a week. So y'all are 72 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: just getting some old, old old things from us. Definitely. Well, 73 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I was an expert in. I 74 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: was an expert in dodgy dodging stuff and hurting feelings. 75 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened. So you know, I'm 76 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 1: on this little dating app and I went out with 77 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: this dude. Uh he's Italian and but from Italy, like 78 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,359 Speaker 1: in New York working on his pH d. He was like, 79 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: let's meat for tea, but he hit me up. It 80 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,359 Speaker 1: was brunch time, right. I was like, cool, cool, cool, 81 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat. I get to this place. It's in 82 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend's neighborhood, so I'm already apprehensive. That's the food. 83 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: But if you want to make a nigga mad, another 84 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 1: white man. But this was not an attractive white man. 85 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: So I was like, Oh, he's not gonna be mad 86 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: about this. This is there's nothing happening here. So I 87 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: so I get there. The dude is already there. He's 88 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: waiting for me outside. I was like, you don't look 89 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: like your picture. That what photos were? He looked like 90 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: he was. He was like six foot something. That right, right, 91 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: But when when you think of Italian man, what in 92 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: your mind, what does he look like like? From Italy? 93 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 1: He got like dark hair, he probably got like a 94 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 1: like like green eyes or something. My tale which he 95 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: maybe got like some hair popping out the turtle neck, 96 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But this guy was like 97 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: he looked real young, but like old at the same time. 98 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: He's been through something. He's been through things, right, So 99 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 1: we get in. It's brunch. Everybody's in there with their friends, 100 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: eating and having a good time. He's like, do you 101 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: want to have some tea. I'm like, cool, we're gonna 102 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 1: do the tea and then we're gonna do the food. 103 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: They give us a menu. He was like, I might 104 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: do like a pastry or something pastry. That's the you know, bitch, 105 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: you're getting it even to day Sis, we're not eating today, 106 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: old snack. I was like, wow, because I could tell 107 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: that he was one of those When the check came, 108 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: he's gonna be like, you owe eighteen dollars in the thirties. 109 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 1: He was like, a snack for my snack, that's it. 110 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there drinking my tea real fast, just 111 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: burning my thoat because I'm ready to go right I'm 112 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: like already, I'm like no, I'm not here for this. 113 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 1: But he was also really boring, like real he was 114 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,919 Speaker 1: talking about Donald Trump, like god know, the Dreamers. On 115 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: the first day. I was like, niggas is drinking Mimosa's 116 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,479 Speaker 1: around us and you're talking about this And did he 117 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: look at your face? Did you have your face on? 118 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 1: Since we were sitting No, I didn't have a face. 119 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: He said, can you get her a stick of gum? 120 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: I went up there with my with my with my 121 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 1: regular face, and did you have a head wrap one? 122 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: Did you have a No, I don't think I might. 123 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: You don't megap one for brunch? 124 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 2: Wait? 125 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 1: Wait, did you go look like you were doing the laundry. 126 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: You're like, I'm just making it stop. And you know, 127 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: when I do laundry, I'll be real free because it's 128 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 1: in my building, so I don't even have own pants. 129 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: Sometimes I'd be like, I'd be like, what up, Jenny, 130 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,160 Speaker 1: how you doing just washing some panties because I'm all 131 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 1: out anyway, So, uh, I finished the tea. They came. 132 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: The bartender came several times to be like, did y'all 133 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: need anything? And he was like he was like, and 134 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,160 Speaker 1: I was like, so I go to the bathroom, come 135 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,039 Speaker 1: back and start putting my coat on immediately, right, He's like, 136 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: what are you up to for the rest of the day. 137 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm about to go get some food 138 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:55,360 Speaker 1: because I'm hungry. He was like, oh okay. I was like, yeah, 139 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get some food after this because I'm famished. Right, 140 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,840 Speaker 1: So we go outside. He's like, let me walk you 141 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,799 Speaker 1: to the train. We're going the same direction. I'm already 142 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 1: trying to say goodbye at the door. We're going the 143 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: same way right. We crossed the street together. He I 144 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 1: hug him, He hugged me. He tried to kiss me. 145 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: When I tell you I matrixed cis when I tell 146 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,200 Speaker 1: you the dip in my back, when I dip you dip, 147 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: we dip. I dipped so hard in the middle of 148 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 1: the street. Just see Ara style. Just no, you can't 149 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: kiss me. You can't kiss me. You didn't feed me. 150 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: You can't kiss me anyway, but you definitely can't if 151 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,200 Speaker 1: you got me, what what did he get you? A 152 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 1: no sense didn't get you didn't my mouth was he 153 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: got your biscuits. Try he got your little bescott a 154 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 1: biscotti in the middle of the street, curved him. Cars 155 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: are driving by, just just driving by. And I crossed 156 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: the street, went right into the bodega and got a 157 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 1: sausagegak and cheese Italian niggas is bold, okay, because I 158 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: told you I went out with one several several several 159 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 1: years ago. He bought me a Zar dress and he 160 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: thought he was gonna get anal from a Zara dress, 161 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: a Zara dress that was on sale. He tried to 162 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: act like you got your clearances and then went I 163 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: was like, wait, it's the same dress. So I let 164 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: him put it in my butt. And I was like, say, 165 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 1: let him put it in your butt? Did you have 166 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 1: the dress on the wind? Did you like the dress 167 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: up for him to get to your butt? Since for 168 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 1: nine ninety nine it was off the shoulder, sis for 169 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: eighty percent off, you let him get one hundred percent 170 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 1: of the ass off? Should wow? Listen? He gave me 171 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: half a Creed bottle. You're saying it was off the shoulder, 172 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: so he slid the dick from the top. The dress 173 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: was of the Please tell me what Italian dudes are bold? 174 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: They shoot, they shot, okay, they don't care if they 175 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: played for the Knicks. They shoot it, they drop it everything, 176 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 1: they don't care. So my core is real strong. So 177 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 1: sorry for you. I'm so sorry for your loss. Honestly, 178 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,320 Speaker 1: you shouldn't be going outside if you're not getting no 179 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 1: food to stay home. Dude, I got milk and cereal 180 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: at the house. Okay, you got old packs of rond 181 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: com in here. Okay, old packs. You know they don't expire, 182 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 1: all right? They that MSG keeps them fresh. What was 183 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:15,479 Speaker 1: our expert in what was our expert in tricking dominoes? 184 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: Oh you were able to trick them into getting Oh. Yes, 185 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,920 Speaker 1: I put in another address. I put in another name, 186 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: but I put in my number. Them niggas banned me. 187 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 1: I said, for real, not really, I put in another 188 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: for real, not really. I put in another address, like 189 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:36,199 Speaker 1: four blocks down, no, no, four doors down, and then 190 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,200 Speaker 1: I just had them call me and then like we're downstairs. 191 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,440 Speaker 1: And then he's like all the way up the block 192 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 1: and I'm like air ure ay ya ya, yeah, yeah yeah. 193 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:53,080 Speaker 1: I was like yeah yeah. I was yelling at all 194 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,360 Speaker 1: this ship to Dominoes, and he was like, oh the addresses. 195 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I got, fat finger, 196 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 1: little typos. I don't really know how to type little 197 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 1: typos ten nineteen twenty one to who knows you know? 198 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,439 Speaker 1: Here it is, thank you, and I got my wings 199 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: and I got my pizza, So fuck you Dominoes. I 200 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,800 Speaker 1: get mine run of applause for you for thank you gaming. 201 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,480 Speaker 1: You're not gonna stop me. Who gonna stop me? Who 202 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: gonna check me boo? Not domino Dominoes. Okay, okay, speaking 203 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:23,200 Speaker 1: of check me boo? Uh, speaking of Dominoes, speaking of Dominoes, 204 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 1: speaking of Doe, No, just get it, get it, so sorry, 205 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,440 Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? I don't know, it's the tea. 206 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: I'm so rude. Actually, ain't no drugs. And this is 207 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:39,560 Speaker 1: one of my favorite comedians. Okay, get into it. He's 208 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:44,960 Speaker 1: from Newark, so that says a lot. It does because 209 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: if you're from Newark and I like you, like you 210 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 1: have to be funny. Oh okay, yeah, I'll see what 211 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,360 Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah, well, go ahead and do the introduction. Nigga, 212 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,840 Speaker 1: damn Okay. He's a comedian, he's a writer, he has 213 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,200 Speaker 1: a podcast. He'd be dicking people down on the regular 214 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: on Thursday. Thursday. He got a dick appointment. After this, 215 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: he told us give it for Garden Baker Bone. Gordon 216 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:10,880 Speaker 1: baker Bone is our to the dom people. You you 217 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,640 Speaker 1: got to listen to the last couple of episodes. Yeah, 218 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: she said, I said it too many times. But I 219 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,080 Speaker 1: got banned and I ran up. I pulled up on 220 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,960 Speaker 1: Dominoes and I tried to curse them out. Pulled up 221 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 1: on foot though, Yeah, on foot, so I didn't have 222 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,360 Speaker 1: another car to get into like you. Yeah, but they 223 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 1: banned me, but it was for like three four weeks. 224 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 1: But I got mine. I got mine. Nigga what kind 225 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 1: of what kind of dipping sauces you got for the winch? 226 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,480 Speaker 1: I have some blue cheese. I put it in an 227 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 1: extra one for me. I was like, treat yourself, bitch, 228 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,200 Speaker 1: treat yourself, bitch. Actually I forgot to say your expertise, Gordon, 229 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: it's cookouts, yep, sort cookouts expert. I my own cookouts, 230 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 1: and I scamed my way in on other people's cookouts, 231 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,679 Speaker 1: white barbecues. I don't like white barbecue. Well let's talk. 232 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 1: What's the white people. White people have barbecues. Black people 233 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,520 Speaker 1: have cookouts. Yes, so when you go to white person barbecue, 234 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:04,560 Speaker 1: what do they have? Hot dogs? Hamburgers? Right? 235 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 3: Hot dogs hamburgers unless they try to get fancy and 236 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 3: they try to do like wings on the grill and 237 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 3: it's not great at all and they'd be dry. There's 238 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,480 Speaker 3: no sauce on it. And just like I but like, 239 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 3: barbecues are more for drinking. You go there just to drink, and. 240 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 1: These are like an alcoholic You mean you sound like 241 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 1: an alcoholic. Yeah, well maybe all my white friends they drink. 242 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,840 Speaker 1: So I go to cookouts for food. That's what you 243 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 1: go to cookouts for food. You go to barbecues with 244 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: white people. We went to a barbecue once and the 245 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 1: white people, right, remember it was like the grill. They 246 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,560 Speaker 1: was flipping things with their fingers. Yeah, white people let me. 247 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 1: They were petting the dog and then giving the dogs. Yeah. 248 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,679 Speaker 1: I went to a Memorial Day barbecue and the dude 249 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: was on the grill and then he was like letting 250 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 1: the dog lick his fingers, but flipping the meat with 251 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,040 Speaker 1: them same dog tongue fingers. And I was eating a 252 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,160 Speaker 1: burger at the time. I threw the burger off the roof. 253 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 1: I was like, this is why I don't like eating 254 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Speaker 1: your food, Barbara. Just's just for games and drinking. 255 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 3: They don't really partaking like the good deliciousness to make 256 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,640 Speaker 3: quality burgers. 257 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: Like I go all out for mine. But what do 258 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 1: you look like? I could tell by your headline. Yeah, yeah, 259 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:19,040 Speaker 1: I'm turning into my grandfather. And my grandfather used to 260 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,360 Speaker 1: be in front of the I just thought it was 261 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,240 Speaker 1: goofy how much pride he took it. Okay, So tell 262 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 1: me what you're doing to your burgers that make your 263 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 1: burgers special. I do it like a bacon brisket burger. 264 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 1: Your brisk wait wait wait wait, I'm count jump on 265 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 1: the train. 266 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,640 Speaker 3: To New Jersey for that brown beef brisket makes one. 267 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:37,360 Speaker 3: I'm a little bit of fat pork belly and uh. 268 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: Yeah okay Rachel Rad right, Rachel Rad Yeah, do that? 269 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: What else I do? I do brons because like some 270 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:50,160 Speaker 1: dudes like rots, that's a that's a link. Yeah, brought 271 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 1: worst real ba do bros? Bro? Do you even brought bro? Yeah? 272 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 1: I got a couple of brons. The truck Sheryl's coming 273 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: just bringing the kids. Uh yeah, like just my cookouts 274 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,439 Speaker 1: because I do. I do my own now and I 275 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,080 Speaker 1: in whte my friends. You got a yard. I used 276 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 1: to do it in my parents yard, but now I'll 277 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,680 Speaker 1: run out to the park at Nork and wait, hold on, 278 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,160 Speaker 1: can you tell the listeners about where you're from, because 279 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,840 Speaker 1: I feel like they don't know how terrible it is. 280 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I do it. I do it at 281 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 1: the park. White people listening in York, New Jersey get 282 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 1: a bad rap. It's just Google Newerk. Yeah you said 283 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 1: it's a bad It has a bad rap. It has 284 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: a bad rap. No, no, no, what's a movie from Newark? 285 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: New Jersey drives? Okay, I don't know that New Jersey drive. 286 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 3: Terrible movie New Jersey was a number one car theft 287 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,280 Speaker 3: capital in the world for like ten years, so they 288 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,240 Speaker 3: decided to make a movie. 289 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 1: Heavy d was in it, Queen Latifa was in it. 290 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 3: And they didn't actually have directors go around shooting people 291 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 3: pretending to steal cars. They just took stolen car footage, yes, 292 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,320 Speaker 3: that cops had from their DADH camp. Yes, that movie 293 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,120 Speaker 3: sounded real, Little Bud. It was that movie sound like 294 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 3: a home video. It was very newer. 295 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 1: Donald was in it from a scrubs. Uh, well, I 296 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,040 Speaker 1: know him from Clueless. Yeah, he was Stacey Dash, his 297 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: boyfriend and he embracest. Yeah, he was in it. 298 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,400 Speaker 3: And like the best word about New Jersey drive is like, well, 299 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 3: for me, it was like where I lived, so I 300 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,400 Speaker 3: knew all those streets and I knew like. 301 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: So you were happy to see it, you know how 302 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:24,280 Speaker 1: it was getting depicted right het us on the big screen? 303 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,760 Speaker 1: We do it well, dude. 304 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 3: I got the pressed one time because I found out, 305 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 3: like I used to watch Acon's ghetto video. So as 306 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,400 Speaker 3: long as just that, I just sang, it's a song 307 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 3: ghetto about like just how living in pocket, how poverty is, 308 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 3: and I'm watching the video, I was like, man, this 309 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 3: town looks terrible. 310 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: Man. I watched like five times and then they drove 311 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 1: by your car. That's my that's my parents house. There. 312 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,400 Speaker 1: I am on the drill in the park. I was like, 313 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 1: damn he living bad out there. And I was like, 314 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 1: and then he were on the screen. You're like, oh 315 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 1: my god, waving at a coon body rolling man, Like Jersey, 316 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 1: we get a bath, right, Yeah, we close at two o'clock, 317 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 1: but like our strip club stay open till five and 318 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: got strip clubs over there. Yeah, most of our strip 319 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,080 Speaker 1: clubs is BYO big, so people just coming with YO big. 320 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 1: If I have to bring my drinks to the strip club, 321 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 1: I'm not coming to the strip club. How is the 322 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: strip club making any money if they're not selling out? 323 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 3: Charge the cover and they charge your flight. Say if 324 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,120 Speaker 3: you need a cup or like you want to sew 325 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,440 Speaker 3: the charge of the cups? 326 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, well if you b yob and you're not bringing cups, 327 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: then you deserve to get charged with im. Like I 328 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,960 Speaker 1: brought the liquor. Who got the cups? Exactly? Can't bring 329 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: the liquor inside. You gotta leave the liquer in your trunk. 330 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 1: You can bring any beer, champagne, wine, all that stuff. 331 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: You can bring a champagne to the strip club, not 332 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,680 Speaker 1: bringing my own champagne? Were doing? What are we celebrating? 333 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: The strip club is by your own stripper too, probably, 334 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: it's like, what are we celebrated. I'm dropping off my sister, 335 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,600 Speaker 1: like I just started CVS. Now she's up there torking, okay, 336 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 1: and she didn't take it. She didn't give me all 337 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:57,960 Speaker 1: our change. 338 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 3: Me and my friends we do this thing called Epic 339 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 3: Brunch in Jersey, Like we go to this place. 340 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,280 Speaker 1: It's a strip club. You'll go to go to trip 341 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: club back because it's free on Sunday. I was like, 342 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,600 Speaker 1: I thought the brunch was a strip cl I was not. 343 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaker 1: What the fun is all? You can eat asses at 344 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:15,040 Speaker 1: the strip club, but you gotta bring yours, asked Benedict. Yeah. 345 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,159 Speaker 3: Yeah, we were going Sundays because it's free before if 346 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 3: we get there about like three. 347 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,440 Speaker 1: So we like the strip club that early on a Sunday. 348 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 1: You have no family, no family, you don't love yourself? 349 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:33,919 Speaker 1: Should it be backed there? Oh my god? What is it? 350 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:39,720 Speaker 1: Is it full nude so you can see? Yeah? Yeah, 351 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,640 Speaker 1: it gets pretty raunchy on Sunday and the Lord's Day. Yeah, 352 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,800 Speaker 1: probably across the street from the church, like a big 353 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,640 Speaker 1: ass church with bills, and my friends were going look 354 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 1: real quick. We played cards while there and watch football, 355 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,359 Speaker 1: play spades at the Strip Club. Yes, we play. Listen 356 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: if you could see my phallopian tubes and you playing, 357 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,960 Speaker 1: you know, everybody getting shot up and everybody getting draw 358 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 1: for everything, everybody getting draws the game. She just took 359 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 1: off for bra. 360 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 3: No, she just took off a broad to the side 361 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,880 Speaker 3: and just laid down for two songs and got back 362 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,440 Speaker 3: up and then left after she was done. 363 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,439 Speaker 1: I just laid the funk down. I'm like, hey, do 364 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,960 Speaker 1: what you want. This ain't even my full time gig. 365 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 1: I'm just here trying to exactly I'm just here trying 366 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,479 Speaker 1: to send my kids to private school. 367 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,840 Speaker 3: Dope, But you just got to go to the right parts. 368 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,920 Speaker 3: Everybody think it's that white part. We got some dope 369 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 3: parts in Urbanton. No, if the hitginess are there, that 370 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,159 Speaker 3: means it's dangerous. 371 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: I have I have a terrible story about going to Newark. 372 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,439 Speaker 1: I met a dude. I already hate the story. I 373 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,720 Speaker 1: met a dude at one of those like expensive boutiques 374 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,639 Speaker 1: like Intermix or whatever something like that. I met him. 375 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,760 Speaker 1: I thought he worked there. He actually was just a 376 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:02,240 Speaker 1: delivery guy. You didn't see the brown shorts. Just like 377 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 1: he looked real. He matches really well. I had no 378 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 1: fucking idea. He jumped into his car. I'm about to 379 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,479 Speaker 1: give me some new Jay brand jeans. I'm gonna get 380 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,479 Speaker 1: some Citizen and Humanity jeans. I was like, oh, I'm 381 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,880 Speaker 1: about to eat a plug a plug. So he was like, oh, 382 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,040 Speaker 1: you know, come through and I was like, okay. Cool. 383 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,840 Speaker 1: Where you live He's like New Jersey. I was like, okay. 384 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,600 Speaker 1: He was like Newark. I had never been to Newark before. 385 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,600 Speaker 1: What the name sounds hood to me? People people in 386 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: Australia here Newark and they're like, oh, that sounds like 387 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:31,240 Speaker 1: I'm not. 388 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:38,679 Speaker 3: Saycause when it sounds like New York and that's not 389 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,439 Speaker 3: don't don't act like that's where you're. 390 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:48,439 Speaker 1: Going York Newark nor people in New York nigga that 391 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:56,479 Speaker 1: don't try to don't you cherry on top put an accent? 392 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,679 Speaker 1: Take you believe you? He said. He said, okay, So 393 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,720 Speaker 1: when you get off the train, I had to walk 394 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 1: from the path to his place. He's like, all right, 395 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,000 Speaker 1: So it's it's a little rough, is he didn't come 396 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,919 Speaker 1: pick you up, no, because he was scared. He was 397 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: he don't really He was like, no, I don't really 398 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,040 Speaker 1: come out after a certain time, I can't really come out. 399 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 1: I was like, man, the dick better be great. So 400 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,800 Speaker 1: I go there. He don't even have his own place. 401 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 1: He's got a room he's renting. He's renting a room. 402 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,120 Speaker 1: And yeah, it looked like when I got off the train, 403 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,359 Speaker 1: it looked like a grand theft auto, like somebody somebody 404 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,800 Speaker 1: hit you with their car and stole purse. They're like 405 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 1: ten points. You just laying on the street, Yes, yes, 406 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,960 Speaker 1: yes left you. How long was the walk because in 407 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: my mind it was way too many? But walk it 408 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,280 Speaker 1: was Dinny walks alow too. I had a heal on. 409 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: It wasn't. He was trying to look cute for his 410 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 1: jersey dick. It was like five blocks or whatever. So 411 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: he can't know. But he came and he met me 412 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,800 Speaker 1: at the bus stop near his place because we went 413 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:12,639 Speaker 1: to go get We got some You got you got 414 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 1: some drinks. I'm both y'all split an Amaretta sour. He 415 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 1: got Arizona iced tea and raspberry is four loco. You 416 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:26,880 Speaker 1: had two straus Hey, that that dollar. Can you got 417 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,440 Speaker 1: a lot for a dollar for Arizona iced tea? Yeah, 418 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,680 Speaker 1: you get diabetes and you lose your leg, you can 419 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,560 Speaker 1: actually split it with somebody else. You lose half the leg, 420 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 1: you lose half it. So I'm there. He's got a room, 421 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,439 Speaker 1: so he's got other roommates. But they are like, they're 422 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:46,160 Speaker 1: like bangers. They're legit in a gang. So there's the guns, 423 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: like there's full guns on the on the mantle, and 424 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,720 Speaker 1: you walked in here like these the corn here is 425 00:21:52,840 --> 00:22:01,520 Speaker 1: very hunters and gathering everywhere. That's militious everywhere. But he 426 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 1: had a cat, so I was like that that cat 427 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 1: was Queen Bee. That cat is the one that told 428 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,120 Speaker 1: him who around, dude, what gang was this? Did you ask? 429 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: Did you ask if he was affiliated? Did you have 430 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 1: the right colors? He's like, I just rent a room. 431 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 1: I don't really know these niggas as well. You don't 432 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:22,399 Speaker 1: worry again, he's no way, you just got guns. That 433 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,119 Speaker 1: was his mother's house. Those were his brothers, and that 434 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: was his dad. No. One of the dudes that came 435 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,679 Speaker 1: out definitely didn't look anything like it. Since you were 436 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 1: at a halfway house, you were at a half way house. 437 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:42,080 Speaker 1: When I tell you, we was on that tween bed, 438 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:49,880 Speaker 1: tween beaned. I was on the day base sheets, caper mache, curtains, 439 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,560 Speaker 1: barely there. I was like, wow, he had the he 440 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,679 Speaker 1: had the Venetian blinds, but like somebody was missing. Some 441 00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: of them are like broken. Yeah, when I tell you, 442 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 1: I gave it up. And I was thinking the whole time, like, yo, 443 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,199 Speaker 1: how bad is this? Is it that bad? Well? How 444 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,879 Speaker 1: good was the the penis was there? He had a 445 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: penish My god, it was present, was paying attention, it 446 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:25,479 Speaker 1: was present, but it was passing notes. Are we are 447 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 1: we ever going to get to get I mean, I 448 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 1: want this dude in New York? And I was like, 449 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,159 Speaker 1: I'm never going back. And then did he walking to 450 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,520 Speaker 1: the bus stop or he made you me? He walked me. 451 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 1: He walked me back to the train. The next day 452 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:43,160 Speaker 1: he watched me, he walked. He's like, I can come 453 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,120 Speaker 1: out with you. Well he had to go he could have. Well, 454 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: he got to take the train to the delivery truck. 455 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,280 Speaker 1: So he sounds like he can. He sound like he 456 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,879 Speaker 1: had the delivery truck at the at there when you 457 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: were having sex with him, did you see an ankle bracelet, 458 00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 1: no nony tattoos, no, no, the low key tell me 459 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:09,760 Speaker 1: why years later? This person is a comedian that we know. No, 460 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: you don't know him, but I'll show you a picture 461 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:17,320 Speaker 1: of him. Actually probably they probably went to school together. Yo, 462 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,679 Speaker 1: you actually might fucking know him. Let me pull it this, 463 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,639 Speaker 1: Oh man, Okay, listen, just turn into something you're like, please, 464 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,399 Speaker 1: don't let it be somebody else. Don't know who it is. 465 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: He got a cliff lip. He might. He's really big, 466 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,240 Speaker 1: he's tall mm hm. And he's asked me to be 467 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,600 Speaker 1: on the warm up, and I was like, I'm not 468 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 1: letting nobody who've been up in me up on the show. 469 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 1: It's one of those it's one of those comedians that 470 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:50,240 Speaker 1: got a lot of hood flyers. It's graund Look at 471 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 1: Gordon's face. It's not it's not let me he knew. 472 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:09,879 Speaker 1: Let me see my god, my, oh my god, oh 473 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 1: lord lord wow, look niggas man. I'll tell you, yo. 474 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,159 Speaker 1: I want to tell you I was a I was 475 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,480 Speaker 1: a cool twenty two so it was nowhere near Oh man, 476 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:30,640 Speaker 1: it's not. Wait, I want to see who it is. Everybody, Marie. 477 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 1: I don't want to show you that. Why you showed it. 478 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,200 Speaker 1: You know what, I just I'll just text Gordon later. 479 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:41,480 Speaker 1: Oh Sis, that is a strong forehead. That's a strong dome, sais. 480 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 1: Since I'm a lesbian, so all my dick resume has 481 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,159 Speaker 1: been deleted. Yeah, the cookies have been cleared yet the 482 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,159 Speaker 1: cookie cash. 483 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:59,479 Speaker 4: Yeah, Gordon, he wasn't know if you're okay, I'm not 484 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 4: er man talk about cookouts. 485 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:07,560 Speaker 1: What are y'all doing? Let's get what I'm doing, not y'all. 486 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,080 Speaker 1: I'm talking about the new Well, at least I got 487 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,640 Speaker 1: walked back to the path. Okay, the least. But since 488 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,600 Speaker 1: you were on the Jersey side, you were on the 489 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,879 Speaker 1: New York side of the path. You were on the 490 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,360 Speaker 1: New Jersey side. He was on the New Jersey side. 491 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,960 Speaker 1: Get live down there, Get live? Did he pour Hennessy 492 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:30,479 Speaker 1: on your naked body? Heat himself? I feel like they 493 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,760 Speaker 1: don't do hennessy and Newer No we do. Yeah, y'all 494 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,399 Speaker 1: make y'all homemade drinks. They make they make bath bruise 495 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 1: over y'all got moonshine v s O p is like 496 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:46,399 Speaker 1: top shelf. Andy started to come back now but no, no, 497 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:50,000 Speaker 1: like all right, let's get back and so what what what? 498 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 1: What drinks would you have at a cookout? 499 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, drinks. I usually I tell people like to bring 500 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,080 Speaker 3: their own. But if I do have something, do you 501 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,920 Speaker 3: trust that? Do you trust people to bring their own? 502 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,439 Speaker 3: Like if they made the drink, you're not afraid. No, no, 503 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,159 Speaker 3: don't bring any something that you made a bottle? What 504 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 3: I bought some jungle juice? Where you want me to 505 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,480 Speaker 3: sit it. 506 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,520 Speaker 1: Thereofing everybody at my cookout that everyone passed out, not 507 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 1: at the park that he rented. The park rented. I 508 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:23,439 Speaker 1: didn't know that people paid to rent the parkist for 509 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 1: the day. Everybody got to put in two dollars. I 510 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,800 Speaker 1: feel like in Brooklyn people just pull a grill out. Yeah, 511 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,760 Speaker 1: no one pays for anything. He cops rolling up and 512 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,440 Speaker 1: you're like, oh yeah, we're your permit. You got a 513 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,520 Speaker 1: permit and your papers at you throw the grill at 514 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,080 Speaker 1: the cop and then you run to the bar. 515 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,119 Speaker 3: That's my spare grill. That's that's my good grill. Like 516 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,760 Speaker 3: that is one thing that made me about New York. 517 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800 Speaker 3: Y'all can just pull up anywhere with a grill and 518 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,479 Speaker 3: start cooking. 519 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:51,240 Speaker 1: I mean, but you can't have a grill in certain sections, 520 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,680 Speaker 1: no apartments like you can't have it on your roof. 521 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,800 Speaker 1: Some some places, like some condos, they like you can't 522 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,639 Speaker 1: have a key order That sentences is condo condo in 523 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,600 Speaker 1: an apartment complex, you can do whatever you want. In 524 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,919 Speaker 1: a condo, there's a housing board, there's a co op board. 525 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,600 Speaker 1: Then yeah, but that doesn't make sense. I'm if I'm 526 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 1: paying for this place, why can't I have my grill out? 527 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:18,080 Speaker 1: But are you paink sis? I'm asking real questions. 528 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 3: God, Like, yeah, so like we can have we have 529 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 3: liquor and ship like that. But like I tell people 530 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,640 Speaker 3: to bring that because if I'm a ply of food, 531 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,960 Speaker 3: at least you could bring your own drink. 532 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,119 Speaker 1: I have juice and stuff, got mixers? What kind of 533 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 1: beverages you got? You got RC? No? I do? I 534 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: go grab my mom's Costco card and go over there. 535 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,560 Speaker 1: And I try to like because I. 536 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 3: Even like the one thing I can't stand. I do 537 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,600 Speaker 3: people to go to people cook out in the van? God, 538 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,480 Speaker 3: so they gonna talk about you. Yeah, I talked about everybody. 539 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,880 Speaker 3: But what the condiments looking like? 540 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 1: Oh? Uh, ketch up a one mustard? I just want 541 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,560 Speaker 1: to let you know, A one is really disrespectful to 542 00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:04,280 Speaker 1: steak like a good sta put on my burger and 543 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know you'd be making brisket. 544 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I go fancy with my burgers. Man, I 545 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,320 Speaker 3: get like boards, head cheese and whatnot. 546 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: That's from the deli. Nigga Like, that's from the that's 547 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,800 Speaker 1: fancy to me. Do you have a good I got 548 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 1: a good Chipotle good every now and then. Leg spicy goodness. 549 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 1: I like spicy food. Tell by your neck you like 550 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: you like to eat your dad's guy in me? So 551 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,480 Speaker 1: what you be having? Like? Do you West Indian? It 552 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,280 Speaker 1: up a little bit like plantons and stuff. We don't 553 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:36,840 Speaker 1: do plantons. 554 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 3: We do other stuff like snacks, like pine tarts and 555 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 3: stuff like that pine tart. It's it's like a pastry. 556 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: You'll be in the chef making paste. Don't make pastries. 557 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:51,400 Speaker 1: I have somebody else do that. Okay, that's gay. Bake. 558 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,880 Speaker 1: I don't know how to bake. Let me look what 559 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,800 Speaker 1: is it called? Pine? Okay? So are you doing like 560 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,479 Speaker 1: a salad? What what you're doing? 561 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 3: You're doing like a rice. I don't do salads. If 562 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,680 Speaker 3: you want a salad, you gotta bring a salad. 563 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: Bro Why you don't make a salad? Salads are good. 564 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: I know, like I have other stuff. 565 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,080 Speaker 3: I have fruits and pineapples and all that type of stuff, 566 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,800 Speaker 3: like a fruit salad, potato salad. 567 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,600 Speaker 1: But what else do you have besides these burgers? Uh? 568 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,600 Speaker 1: Sometimes I might do steak. 569 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 3: Sometimes I might do like some little shrimps and whatnot 570 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,200 Speaker 3: on the ground. 571 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 1: Let me tell you, because I feel like, hold on, 572 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,520 Speaker 1: these pine tarts are the yummiest I'm here for. I'm 573 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,520 Speaker 1: here for what else? Like little apple pie? Yeah? Is it? 574 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,800 Speaker 1: Is it? Apple? Know? It's I don't even know what's 575 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,720 Speaker 1: in it. It's some type of preservative that my mom 576 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:40,720 Speaker 1: and my aunt's some gams preserved. When my mom does 577 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: her cookouts, she makes she'll make rice and beans, she'll 578 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 1: make chicken, she'll do she does right what my mother 579 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 1: you gotta have. She'll make pasta with shrimp in it. 580 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 1: My mother makes she like when all West Indian cookies 581 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,760 Speaker 1: that I go to in Brooklyn. That's how the food is. 582 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,400 Speaker 1: It's like food food. And then like the burgers are 583 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 1: like I might have a burger, Yeah, there's no burgers 584 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,160 Speaker 1: are hot dogs at these types of the don't care 585 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,720 Speaker 1: about damn hot dogs like they. 586 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,240 Speaker 3: Have like for like my aunt's like my guy in 587 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,080 Speaker 3: the inside the family if they do a cookout, it's 588 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:08,720 Speaker 3: stuff like that. 589 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 1: Me like, I'm more like my mom's or something. Yeah, 590 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,720 Speaker 1: like my mom's like we hood with like down South. 591 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: That's a basic black cook I'm talking about like West Indian, 592 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: just like someone cooked the ode and brought it outside. 593 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,760 Speaker 1: You could get. That's exactly what a cookout is for us. 594 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 1: I went to my Haitian friends cookout and they had 595 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 1: four different types of rice. It was it was rice, 596 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 1: a black rice and yellow rice. And a cookout that's 597 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,760 Speaker 1: just someone cooked that's eating outside. But then the grill 598 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,120 Speaker 1: be ont they'll do the meat on the grill, the 599 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,880 Speaker 1: ribs and stuff. Yeah, all right, you have like a 600 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 1: little jerk chicken going on there. I don't do jerk chicken. 601 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: Why I don't want to cookout is this? You don't 602 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,840 Speaker 1: want cook You're not having a cookout. You having a barbecue, ye, 603 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,400 Speaker 1: black man, because I got jerk chicken and like cook 604 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 1: up rice and all that, cook up cook up. What's 605 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,760 Speaker 1: the music situation? The situation now is the iPod. Somebody 606 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: the iPod, your phone. He'll get up to the Bluetooth speaker. 607 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: You have a DJ. Dude, dude, you got to have 608 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,160 Speaker 1: a real DJ at a cookout. You need people to 609 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,320 Speaker 1: have a good time sphere. Yeah, I mean exactly. The 610 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,360 Speaker 1: DJ money is for the venues. That's what it is. 611 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: A little bit he had a good and then I 612 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: got a big Sony speaker that there out there. You 613 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,120 Speaker 1: just got the car people his car up and turns us. 614 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 1: You put the Beats pill and a cup, so then 615 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,400 Speaker 1: then you can echoes and you can hear. But only 616 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 1: a cup that other people bought because they got to 617 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,160 Speaker 1: provide don't know, cups or I bring my cups. I 618 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,760 Speaker 1: have cups up the utensils. But like other than that, 619 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,600 Speaker 1: like are you buying the cheap paper plates that like 620 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,840 Speaker 1: you got a double stack, or you're buying like the 621 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,720 Speaker 1: stock at the white ones. No, I hate that that 622 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,360 Speaker 1: because you can't even take it to go plate with that, 623 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: like just so you believe in it to go because 624 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,320 Speaker 1: some people get real like weird about that to go 625 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 1: They're like, well, what did you bring? What's the situation? 626 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 1: Well if you if you didn't bring nothing, you can't 627 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,280 Speaker 1: leave with three to go plates. I'll give you one. Yeah, 628 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,600 Speaker 1: I mean I said, well, what you're gonna do with 629 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,480 Speaker 1: all this food though, I'm gonna eat for the rest 630 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,840 Speaker 1: of the year. That's what I'm gonna do. I'letna eat 631 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,000 Speaker 1: for the rest of the here. We do that and 632 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,760 Speaker 1: then we play some spades, play some dominoes. That's musk. 633 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 1: Anybody ever gotten shot at one of your cookouts? 634 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 3: Not shot, but got into a fight, Like cookout don't 635 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,160 Speaker 3: ended a fighting you they wanted to throw hands with 636 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 3: each other, like want some real ship, like somebody did 637 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,680 Speaker 3: some goofy ship or brought somebody in think should have 638 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,040 Speaker 3: been there. 639 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,440 Speaker 1: Ah, you have a specific story about somebody that was 640 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,120 Speaker 1: brought that wasn't supposed to be there. I showed up. So, 641 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,000 Speaker 1: but it's a cookout, it's in a public plate. You're 642 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,479 Speaker 1: not eating my food. If we're not together, if you're 643 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:57,840 Speaker 1: not eating my ass, you're not eating my food. Lowery, 644 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,640 Speaker 1: did you can you could rent that? Plots strict rules 645 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,960 Speaker 1: at the cookout. Like some exes they just show up. 646 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 1: They say you having the cookout. They're like, oh, I'm 647 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 1: coming through. No, don't do that. So then, okay, so 648 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,000 Speaker 1: your ex came, did you speak to her? Now I 649 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,880 Speaker 1: speak to her. My girl girl spoke to her and 650 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,600 Speaker 1: actually get out of there. Yeah, girl, Yeah, the girl 651 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,719 Speaker 1: I was dating at the time. Oh okay, So how 652 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,239 Speaker 1: she pulled up? What happened? She just came She was like, 653 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,320 Speaker 1: what the fuck you doing here? Got kind of animated. 654 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 1: So the girls were fighting. Yeah, it was men and 655 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,760 Speaker 1: then they were fighting. It was fighting over the food. 656 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,239 Speaker 1: Nothing like that. 657 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,680 Speaker 3: Most of the dudes that come to my cookout, they 658 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,439 Speaker 3: cool ship. Most nobody really calls problems like that. 659 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,640 Speaker 1: And the newer we don't believe everybody know they're lifting 660 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,120 Speaker 1: their shirts up. They'd be like, well, what you gonna 661 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,279 Speaker 1: do that? What you're gonna do it? You know, we 662 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,640 Speaker 1: don't with each other trunk right now, we don't do 663 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,279 Speaker 1: it or just change. I don't think y'all know this, 664 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,680 Speaker 1: and that orgous changing. The Booker came through, started jogging, 665 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 1: got his all cardio Booker and now you're a good job. Well, 666 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,040 Speaker 1: isn't he dating friend of her friend? He's dad a 667 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,480 Speaker 1: friend of a friend. But what you know about Corey 668 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,959 Speaker 1: Booker and newarksis I mean, I know that he's dating 669 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,000 Speaker 1: in front of him, so it's got to be doing 670 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,400 Speaker 1: good work friend. Yeah, a friend of our friend. 671 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,040 Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. 672 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,880 Speaker 1: They'd be going to Costa Rica and stuff. They be 673 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,439 Speaker 1: living their best their best lives. 674 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,719 Speaker 3: She's not like, oh see, that was the key part. 675 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,680 Speaker 3: There's a big rumor in that Corey Booker's guy. 676 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:25,360 Speaker 1: Oh not on our podcast. Not on our motherfucking podcast. 677 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,880 Speaker 1: You better not. I mean, we don't know how to 678 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 1: be strapping up for him. We know that she is 679 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:35,200 Speaker 1: with him, we don't know speak of any The podcast 680 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,400 Speaker 1: is over. Shut it down if you want to do 681 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:42,880 Speaker 1: the podcast and an experts need anybody shutting down anofficial 682 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:47,240 Speaker 1: expert with Haikus. No, we can't have it my fault. 683 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,359 Speaker 1: But the rumor in Nork because like he changed North 684 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,560 Speaker 1: because the whole city let him talk. He was just 685 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,840 Speaker 1: so different from what was used to because I'm not 686 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,799 Speaker 1: used to educate. Came to North. It was like we're 687 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,799 Speaker 1: gonna change some stuff, and we're like, oh, he must 688 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:05,920 Speaker 1: be he jogging the Whole Foods? My god? Is the 689 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,880 Speaker 1: Whole Foods in Newark? Yeah? Don't you have a Twitter? Twitter? 690 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,719 Speaker 1: There's a Whole Foods in Newark? Yes, I live eight 691 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,759 Speaker 1: blocks away from the Whole Foods. Now, I'm boo. Can 692 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:22,479 Speaker 1: you love that's? Leave? Gett all that for you? What's 693 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,719 Speaker 1: the macaroni and cheese? Situation. Are y'all making a mac 694 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:31,120 Speaker 1: and cheese? Cheesus? What's the cheeses in the mac and cheese? 695 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 3: I would make it my mom and she bakes it. 696 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,839 Speaker 3: I don't like anybody that don't bake their mac. 697 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,799 Speaker 1: Can't have mac and cheese without baking. Don't tell people 698 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,600 Speaker 1: that because people will come up to you and like, no, 699 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,080 Speaker 1: you just put it in the pot. Which people which 700 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,479 Speaker 1: people are saying that these the white Yeah, the people 701 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,560 Speaker 1: that are having barbecues. 702 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,080 Speaker 3: Barbecue, like some people do some wild ship, like with 703 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,920 Speaker 3: their fucking mac and cheese. Did y'all go to the 704 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,720 Speaker 3: creaky Cave when they had the mac and cheese contest? 705 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,799 Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Who the fuck did that? What was going on? 706 00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 3: Sausage and mac and cheese contest? And like people put 707 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,960 Speaker 3: wild ship? They mac and cheese loopy? Some of it 708 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,480 Speaker 3: was yeah, some of us on point. Somebody baked macaroni cheese. 709 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,600 Speaker 3: I had bacon and lobster in. 710 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,840 Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, okay, they had money 711 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:14,719 Speaker 1: to black, I'm have money and lobster. Someone had like 712 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:19,319 Speaker 1: a halopeno mac and cheese. It was some other ship 713 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,880 Speaker 1: that I didn't touch. And then there was some boxed 714 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,280 Speaker 1: mac and cheese. It's like just like just weird noodles. 715 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,360 Speaker 1: I would just want to let y'all know. Uh. In college, 716 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:31,200 Speaker 1: I was like, Velveta is like the best in college? 717 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 1: You said that, or as an adult you're saying that 718 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,759 Speaker 1: to now? I said at college. In college, I was 719 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:41,880 Speaker 1: the last time, no, no, no cheese. I have regular 720 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,160 Speaker 1: no good mac and cheese as an adult. But in 721 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,360 Speaker 1: college it was like Velveda that is. But what was 722 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,319 Speaker 1: the last time you had velveto college? I have not 723 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,560 Speaker 1: had a since college. Was it the microwave? You know, 724 00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:02,680 Speaker 1: in the microwave, a hard boiled to screen Thanksgiving Thanksgiving 725 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:07,560 Speaker 1: dinner from the microwave out potato, miwave I do. That's crazy, 726 00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,560 Speaker 1: That's what I do. Y' y'all got radiation all in 727 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 1: your pores. That's why rouse it a couple of times. 728 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,880 Speaker 1: You gotta put it in the in the in the 729 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,839 Speaker 1: oven for eight days, stab it, and I'm gonna got 730 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,320 Speaker 1: time to bake a potato that long. We got ship 731 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:28,440 Speaker 1: to do. We New Yorkers. Come on, quick listeners. How 732 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: do you do your mac? How do you do your 733 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,319 Speaker 1: baked potatoes? How do you do it? That's crazy? I 734 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,320 Speaker 1: had somebody you ever had a microwave. I had a microwave, 735 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,799 Speaker 1: but I don't microwave my potatoes because I bake them. 736 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:45,839 Speaker 1: Wrap the foil, wrap them. I lead a house, come back, 737 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,120 Speaker 1: it's almost ready, building me on fire, Like, is it me? 738 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,239 Speaker 1: My potato still in there? The way baked potato works 739 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,720 Speaker 1: is you gotta You gotta make it when you're not hungry, 740 00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,520 Speaker 1: because they will be finished. You gotta make it for 741 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,120 Speaker 1: when you will be hungry. Exactly. You gotta plant ahead. 742 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,480 Speaker 1: You gotta wake up and be like, I'm a bush 743 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,439 Speaker 1: my teeth. No, no, no, I'm a baked potato. It'll 744 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,319 Speaker 1: be ready in time. Then run my errands. It'll be 745 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,319 Speaker 1: ready by dusk. Listen, you take it, you, you wash it, 746 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,440 Speaker 1: You put some olive oil on it, you put some 747 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,600 Speaker 1: like salt on the on the outside, Stab it a 748 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,080 Speaker 1: couple of times, throw it and oil and throw it in. 749 00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 1: No wait now, cookouts, and when you go to other 750 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,960 Speaker 1: people's cookouts, do you trust everybody's food? Because you don't 751 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,960 Speaker 1: know if people are using gloves or washing their hands. 752 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 1: You don't know if they re My favorite question that 753 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,880 Speaker 1: people ask when they go to the cookouts, is yo, 754 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,360 Speaker 1: who made this? Who thish is this who is so you? 755 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,000 Speaker 1: So people gotta label they gotta label this is or 756 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,040 Speaker 1: you just asked and then people just passed the word. Oh, 757 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,719 Speaker 1: Susan made that. She cool, Susan made it, And I'm 758 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,400 Speaker 1: not gonna eat it. I don't know. I don't know. 759 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,360 Speaker 1: No black Susans know a couple of black Susans. I 760 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,839 Speaker 1: need a Pam. Pam is gonna throw the fuck down 761 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,840 Speaker 1: or whatever. I need somebody with a crooked wig to 762 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,720 Speaker 1: do it. Short crooked wig. Oh my god. If someone's 763 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,319 Speaker 1: sweating and it's not they didn't even start talking yet. 764 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,880 Speaker 1: That person they got like the neck rolls in the front, 765 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,359 Speaker 1: Do you know the food is gonna be get? That's 766 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,239 Speaker 1: what I need. If they got underarmed meat, yes, If 767 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,719 Speaker 1: they got the socks like those black people's. Those black 768 00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,200 Speaker 1: people are sandals, you know, the thick African ones with 769 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,680 Speaker 1: the strap on the side. Yes, and they maybe have 770 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,359 Speaker 1: a little sock one, that's what the food is gonna 771 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,879 Speaker 1: be get. If they got vericose veins, the mac and cheese, 772 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:25,200 Speaker 1: it's lit. It's delicious, every every single one of my uncles. Yeah. Yeah. 773 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,840 Speaker 1: If it's somebody who's like, well, there's a keen white burger. 774 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,520 Speaker 1: I'm not my sister trying to pull that ship. Now 775 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,120 Speaker 1: she got she got a vegan. How do you feel 776 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,800 Speaker 1: about that? How I feel like they desecrating the cookout? 777 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:42,040 Speaker 1: Which is this vegan ship. It's blast, it is very blasting. 778 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,839 Speaker 3: She's usually eat chicken all the time. She ate everything, 779 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,400 Speaker 3: and all of a sudden she got this new Jamaican husband. 780 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,160 Speaker 3: Now she uses all vegan and trying to tell me 781 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:49,959 Speaker 3: to change my life. 782 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,879 Speaker 1: And okay, when her husband comes to the cookouts, does 783 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 1: he bring weed for you? No? Well then he can't come. 784 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,839 Speaker 1: Got we all get mad him because it goes there's 785 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,520 Speaker 1: nothing for me to eat. You don't have any like 786 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:05,279 Speaker 1: rice or anything like. Right, yo, let me tell you. 787 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,920 Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened. Somebody threw tofu on 788 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,400 Speaker 1: the fucking grill and I was like, shut it down, 789 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,439 Speaker 1: shut it down. They feel like tofu is gonna melt 790 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 1: into the grill. 791 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:21,120 Speaker 3: The somebody brought a uh but they is it boca 792 00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,640 Speaker 3: or boot something like that. But it was a spicy 793 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,840 Speaker 3: bean burger and they tried to slip it on the 794 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,719 Speaker 3: grill and someone ate it and got real pissed off 795 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:28,680 Speaker 3: and threw the whole box out. 796 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:35,319 Speaker 1: Was like, niggah, what are you doing? What kind of 797 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,000 Speaker 1: cheeses are you providing for these burgers? Oh? What dude? 798 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,000 Speaker 1: I do it all American cheese provo, Like I have 799 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,640 Speaker 1: a how dare you American people that's attacking cheese? After 800 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,320 Speaker 1: twenty one? Nobody should be eating American cheese. The niggas, 801 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,440 Speaker 1: I know them, niggas is from New York, so we 802 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,160 Speaker 1: wasn't gonna talk to it. At me to grab that 803 00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,600 Speaker 1: goddamn plastic cheese and just rip that foil off. Man, 804 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,319 Speaker 1: have one of them come to my house and I'll 805 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,319 Speaker 1: give I'll give them some monster cheese. And how they 806 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:10,600 Speaker 1: feel about that monster? They like, she must be gay. 807 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:17,360 Speaker 1: It's real. Corey Booker, Well, I am as cheese. So 808 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,120 Speaker 1: so how do you do your Do you prep your 809 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,759 Speaker 1: burger meat the night before. 810 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,840 Speaker 3: Or are you getting the night before? I do my 811 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:29,040 Speaker 3: ribs the night before. Like, let's talk about ribs, pork pork. 812 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,920 Speaker 3: Traditional beef ribs takes a little bit too long. Like, guys, 813 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,239 Speaker 3: I don't know the difference between beef. Oh you know 814 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,000 Speaker 3: the difference. You can taste the difference. Beef ribs taste 815 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:43,120 Speaker 3: like steak. Uh, Pork ribs is that like the is 816 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,960 Speaker 3: that the default rib pork is the usual? Okay, well 817 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,960 Speaker 3: the night and I do my rap minds and foil 818 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,080 Speaker 3: when I cool them the grill cooking for at least. 819 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,440 Speaker 3: How you gonna come here without no food? Nothing? 820 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,280 Speaker 1: What's the backpack? Just condoms? Not just other stuff? Condoms? Uh, 821 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:07,120 Speaker 1: you fucking raw man, So you raw dogg in it 822 00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,000 Speaker 1: on a Thursday. You don't care about your life. I 823 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,680 Speaker 1: don't care about my life. I mean he live in Newark, 824 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,360 Speaker 1: says you don't care about his life. Oh man, I 825 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,680 Speaker 1: come down to Nork man like a gonna You're gonna 826 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,640 Speaker 1: invite us to a cookout this summer? You know what? Yeah, 827 00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:24,440 Speaker 1: you should come out the chop festt is the is 828 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,200 Speaker 1: a big ass festival they have downtown Nork. It's for 829 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,240 Speaker 1: the Portuguese whatever. Everybody show up from the town of Geese. 830 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,480 Speaker 3: We get through these big ass vats of uh fucking 831 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,560 Speaker 3: San Gria for like seven bucks. So everybody get saying 832 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,719 Speaker 3: grea drunk eat it's real chicken, and like it's just 833 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:41,399 Speaker 3: a whole bunch of. 834 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,759 Speaker 1: Great What what month of the years? This this is 835 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,360 Speaker 1: in June, first week in June. It's really hot. Newark 836 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,520 Speaker 1: and people do know how long enough, I feel like 837 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,680 Speaker 1: it's the beginning of beginning June. Yeah, yeah, it still 838 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,240 Speaker 1: was springish. 839 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so everyone's out there having a good time, 840 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,840 Speaker 3: like everybody like people give nor a bad rap, like 841 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,839 Speaker 3: I all right, because I'd bite comics all the time 842 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,799 Speaker 3: to come to Nork like ha ha, No, I've only 843 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,680 Speaker 3: had one incident. 844 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:12,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had that. Oh my man, you was being serious. 845 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,600 Speaker 1: I'm not crossing the bridge. I had two comics come in. 846 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:17,799 Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I'm gonna pick you up 847 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,279 Speaker 1: from Penn Station. Oh see Sydney, he picks his people up. 848 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,680 Speaker 1: Your dude, lets you walk. 849 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,640 Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna pick you up in Penn Station and 850 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,279 Speaker 3: like we won't go and I'm driving down to come 851 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,040 Speaker 3: pick him up. They hopping the car, nervous and ship 852 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:29,960 Speaker 3: and I was like, what happened? 853 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,640 Speaker 1: Some dude just got stabbed in the neck. I was like, 854 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,800 Speaker 1: you're like that not like that's just tuesdays, that's fucking 855 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,520 Speaker 1: nothing for you. You don't care, like all right, that should happened, 856 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,000 Speaker 1: And just you're like, well, what did he what was 857 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:48,279 Speaker 1: he wearing? It was probably his fault. I guess I 858 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,080 Speaker 1: think we should do like some field work, some field 859 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,640 Speaker 1: investigating work. You should have a day in Newark, you 860 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,680 Speaker 1: like proved to us. No, no, no, no, not a day. 861 00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,200 Speaker 1: I'll do like a couple of hours afternoon. When I say, 862 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:00,840 Speaker 1: I mean. 863 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,040 Speaker 3: Like it is, it's amazing, because the people come over 864 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,440 Speaker 3: and they can't believe that's amazing. 865 00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:10,080 Speaker 1: You You lucky to be outside and be alive. That's 866 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:14,840 Speaker 1: what that's amazing. You walk outside, you another day I lived. 867 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,600 Speaker 1: You're just happy to be here. You just nped out 868 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:25,120 Speaker 1: some people your mom like gunpowder. I don't even know 869 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,319 Speaker 1: what gun powder smell. It was like fireworks, like the 870 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,920 Speaker 1: fact that you know that telling us everything that we 871 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,920 Speaker 1: need to have, no idea, it smells like fireworks. It 872 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,799 Speaker 1: smells like mattress. You don't like let off a fire 873 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:42,160 Speaker 1: cracking before No, I like my fingers. Oh yea, So 874 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,200 Speaker 1: I feel like they're illegal here New Work. Y'all just 875 00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:50,759 Speaker 1: be amazing. Fireworks. 876 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,040 Speaker 3: I go like like goted to it. I go over 877 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,120 Speaker 3: the Pennsylvania line, Like at the border of Pennsylvania Jersey, 878 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,200 Speaker 3: there's nothing but fireworks and a dirt ass cheap. 879 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,479 Speaker 1: So we go over, buy a ship, hang out in Pa. 880 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,359 Speaker 1: So the cops won't just follow us back and take 881 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,440 Speaker 1: him out of trunk and then come back and we 882 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,640 Speaker 1: just let him off. We get like mortars and ship. 883 00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,120 Speaker 1: You do you cross state lines to go pick up 884 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,160 Speaker 1: some fireworks and that ain't some gas ship. I don't 885 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:26,719 Speaker 1: know what else sounds real. Corey Booker, No, Cory Booker. Honestly, 886 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,560 Speaker 1: I don't want no parts Cory Booker, Harry Brooker. I 887 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,719 Speaker 1: would never be a part of anything that they're saying, 888 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,439 Speaker 1: Like Booker is not shaming for your ass. He got 889 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,520 Speaker 1: a girlfriend already. No, I just friends. You don't know 890 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,000 Speaker 1: Corey Booker. He's not your friend, Senator Corey Booker now 891 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:48,279 Speaker 1: Senator Booker, No mayor, he's senator anyway, Uh party with us, man, 892 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,400 Speaker 1: we got fireworks, we got I'm coming to Pennsylvania to 893 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,120 Speaker 1: get fireworks as soon as I leave. As soon as 894 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,759 Speaker 1: I leave, I'm leaving too, and will drive me off 895 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,319 Speaker 1: on your way. I'm not walking. I'm downtown north now, 896 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,480 Speaker 1: so it's gonna be even better. Man. What's the difference 897 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,560 Speaker 1: between downtown Newark and Central. 898 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,840 Speaker 3: Ork and like Ivy Well, I'm saying all these streets 899 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,960 Speaker 3: like Avon is like where like my mom teaching I 900 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,400 Speaker 3: grew up in like little bricks and stuff like that. 901 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:14,160 Speaker 1: Nobody can little bricks sound like a project. I grew 902 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:20,080 Speaker 1: up in little bricks, Like that's a smaller project. That's 903 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,600 Speaker 1: exactly what it is. You're not all the way for 904 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:30,240 Speaker 1: you're on your way into house. Wait, I went before. 905 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,440 Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you about how's like dating or 906 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,400 Speaker 1: hooking up or trying to talk to people at the cookouts? 907 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,800 Speaker 1: How does that that goes? That? It gets weird sometimes 908 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,480 Speaker 1: because it bes too many cousins, be too many dudes, 909 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,920 Speaker 1: and the girls are like I was gonna come and 910 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,960 Speaker 1: it was too many guys. They line up at the 911 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,319 Speaker 1: entrance of the park, so you can't girls be like, 912 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,439 Speaker 1: like I got food at home. Cousins like hit on cousins. 913 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,560 Speaker 3: Because that get weird because like it's two different sizes 914 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,640 Speaker 3: of my family comeing to meet at one time. 915 00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,839 Speaker 1: They're not related. That's weird though, roll with both, y'all. 916 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,600 Speaker 1: Now y'all want to try to bang? That's that is girl. 917 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,160 Speaker 1: We went. We were invited to a cookout over the 918 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,960 Speaker 1: summer and it was I got the address, we show up. 919 00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:12,239 Speaker 1: I was like, is this the projects? Oh yeah? We 920 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,399 Speaker 1: day like damn, but the food was cute and they 921 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,160 Speaker 1: had like it was and they had like gift bags 922 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,239 Speaker 1: for the kids and the mad candy. They had a 923 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,440 Speaker 1: did they have a bouncy They had a bouncy house 924 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,240 Speaker 1: in the middle in the front of the projects. 925 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:25,480 Speaker 4: Yeah. 926 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,360 Speaker 1: I was like, and we were real cash. It was 927 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,320 Speaker 1: the cops pulled up and parked across the street. We 928 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,400 Speaker 1: were like, did y'all want some water? It was like 929 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,640 Speaker 1: a block party. It was the projects. The project had 930 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,600 Speaker 1: a cookout. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's a black party, 931 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,160 Speaker 1: but I mean, I couldn't believe we were there, but 932 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,720 Speaker 1: we were there. Honestly, they don't be the best parties. 933 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,000 Speaker 1: Everybody all the outside having a good time. It was 934 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,360 Speaker 1: all family. It was all fa and us. They're like, hey, cousin. 935 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,520 Speaker 1: I was like, hey cousin. Judging everybody. We were like, 936 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:55,480 Speaker 1: you live here, issue, you live in one of these units. 937 00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,479 Speaker 1: The cops came up. I was like, I know y'all hungry, 938 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,600 Speaker 1: but this we're throwing burgers on the ground in front 939 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,359 Speaker 1: of them. And they had they had two different types 940 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,200 Speaker 1: of rice. I love when people have like having these 941 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,960 Speaker 1: ricest do you not have, like, so, what does the 942 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Speaker 1: plate look like at your house like potato salad. Okay, 943 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,719 Speaker 1: what's on the what's the what's the it's meat pepper meats. 944 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,279 Speaker 1: It sounds like a lot of meat onions, maybe like 945 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,399 Speaker 1: some shrimp, depending on which ones. Okay, do you pull 946 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:31,600 Speaker 1: the vein out the shrimps, but get them. I have 947 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:36,480 Speaker 1: to a lot of people don't do that. Why people 948 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,080 Speaker 1: don't even know that there's veins that you got to 949 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:42,680 Speaker 1: take out. Those people should die. That's disgusted. You never 950 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,040 Speaker 1: meant to like a cookout and somebody people just a 951 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,880 Speaker 1: dark flyne in your shrimps. Ass. They're people listening to 952 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:52,399 Speaker 1: this podcast right now that we love who don't now 953 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,440 Speaker 1: then eat them, just like all right, this is my 954 00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:00,880 Speaker 1: so wait, I cannot be honest. Potatoes alt cancel it. 955 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,280 Speaker 1: I don't get it. That's canceling. I'm not here. People 956 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,600 Speaker 1: talk about potato salad like it's the end all be all. 957 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:12,000 Speaker 1: It's not all that potato potatoes and I steal. I'm like, no, 958 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,040 Speaker 1: I'm not here for warm mayonnaise, especially if you did 959 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,799 Speaker 1: the potatoes in the microwave for the mayonnaise potatoes. Give 960 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,560 Speaker 1: us what the give us your potato salad recipe. I 961 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,440 Speaker 1: don't have like, that's my mom exactly. I still don't 962 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,360 Speaker 1: want it. Okay, So potato sad over grill. I'm a 963 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,760 Speaker 1: grill guy, okay, but but I'm not done with the plates. 964 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,800 Speaker 1: So so potato salad that sounds cute, and then whatever 965 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:43,680 Speaker 1: the hot dogs, burgers all that ship. How about the fruits? 966 00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:46,720 Speaker 1: And okay, what kind of fruits? With kind of fruits 967 00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:57,839 Speaker 1: you got on in mango? I didn't know you were 968 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:08,480 Speaker 1: the rap salad? But why is that something that you 969 00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,240 Speaker 1: want to eat? It goes well in like a smoothie 970 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:15,279 Speaker 1: or something, but it's not a yellow Papa is also 971 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,560 Speaker 1: another it's a smoothie fruit. I feel like when you 972 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,839 Speaker 1: eat a pie like regular, it's not that good. 973 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,440 Speaker 3: Everybody like, I don't like getting a watermelon, but I 974 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,080 Speaker 3: get it because you don't. 975 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,400 Speaker 1: Like. That's the one thing I feel selfconscious about. But 976 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,080 Speaker 1: you got chicken on the grill. I got chicken. Don't 977 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:33,759 Speaker 1: when I go to pick up the water but I'm like, 978 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,920 Speaker 1: god damn it, watermelon is fucking delicious. White people like watermelon. 979 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,560 Speaker 1: They love it. So cut up a watermelon for everybody, 980 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,480 Speaker 1: and everybody comes through, all the white You cut it up, 981 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:48,120 Speaker 1: you cut it out long, slices. Okay, do you do 982 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,880 Speaker 1: you invite white people to the cookout in Newark? Yes? 983 00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:54,319 Speaker 1: And do they show up? Some do What kind of 984 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,799 Speaker 1: white person shows up to a newer like the fake 985 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,480 Speaker 1: Timski Mookie shows up? All of them, all my like 986 00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,279 Speaker 1: hood white friends. They show up like some of my 987 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,680 Speaker 1: new white friends. Was like, he invited me. I don't 988 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,640 Speaker 1: want to look racist, so they show up. I don't 989 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,080 Speaker 1: want to look racey show up. That was my first cookout. 990 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,799 Speaker 1: I didn't know what to bring. Dear white people, they 991 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,360 Speaker 1: bring like a keg. Dear white people. Don't do things 992 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:20,319 Speaker 1: to not look racist. Just continue to save yourself. I'm 993 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,239 Speaker 1: not going to Newark because a black dude invited me there. 994 00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:24,879 Speaker 1: I don't want to look racist. It's good. I'm gonna 995 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,440 Speaker 1: stay home and be racist and alive. I agree with that. 996 00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,359 Speaker 1: Everyone comes in, everyone goes home. 997 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,880 Speaker 3: I'm yet like beside that one little squabble with the 998 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,759 Speaker 3: axis that was that was about it. 999 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,839 Speaker 1: But everybody else have a good time. People might talk ship, 1000 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,840 Speaker 1: get some side off, but nobody. But that's what a 1001 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,640 Speaker 1: cookout is is people talking. Yes, you have to get 1002 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,160 Speaker 1: in on the talking ship. You got to understand it's 1003 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,080 Speaker 1: a part of the part of the chemistry. The meat. 1004 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you grab something to eat, you walk over, 1005 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,560 Speaker 3: you talk about what you're eating and who made it. 1006 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:56,280 Speaker 1: And you talked about the people who are there. Exactly. 1007 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,960 Speaker 1: What what the hell was she doing here? I didn't 1008 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,720 Speaker 1: even know he got out? She drunk. She drunk already, 1009 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,319 Speaker 1: look at she want to fall. She stay drunk while 1010 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,759 Speaker 1: you drunk, Like it's great talk about the person you're 1011 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,480 Speaker 1: with exactly, like literally, look she took her dress into 1012 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:13,560 Speaker 1: her pants and the ass freaking loved joe An. Yeah, 1013 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,400 Speaker 1: I'm a fucking later. I'm a fucking later. My parents 1014 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,240 Speaker 1: had a cookout and my brother bought a white girl. 1015 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,719 Speaker 1: When I told you, my mother curved her while she 1016 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,319 Speaker 1: was bringing the rice out. My mother was like, my 1017 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,799 Speaker 1: mother was like, this is a Stephanie. My mother was like, 1018 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,480 Speaker 1: my mother just kept bringing out rice. God, Stephanie was like, 1019 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,680 Speaker 1: nice to meet you. My mother was like, and then 1020 00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:41,080 Speaker 1: my dad was like, you know the Bible said. My 1021 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,960 Speaker 1: dad took her to church. I was like, she's just 1022 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,960 Speaker 1: here for the vegan options you'll have. No, I don't 1023 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,080 Speaker 1: know even know what a vegan is. My doesn't know 1024 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,400 Speaker 1: what a vegan is. What is that. I think. My 1025 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,880 Speaker 1: mom thinks that's a car. My mom thinks a vegan. 1026 00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:00,600 Speaker 1: She goes, she got a handsa hairstyff vegan, you get 1027 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,839 Speaker 1: a new hat, it's called vegan. My mom thinks that's 1028 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,160 Speaker 1: a school. I feel like we learned a lot about 1029 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:08,800 Speaker 1: We did a cookout situation. 1030 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,400 Speaker 3: Cookout situation, like because like I feel like that's the 1031 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,200 Speaker 3: pivotal one. Like you go to other people, they try 1032 00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,200 Speaker 3: to be fancy, and they try to be upscale, and they. 1033 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,040 Speaker 1: Have all this stuff. What should you not have at 1034 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,880 Speaker 1: a cookout? What should you not have? A cook the 1035 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,960 Speaker 1: name three things you shouldn't have it a cookout. I'm 1036 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,719 Speaker 1: gonna start the list. Potato salad, what I agree, that's disagree? 1037 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:34,600 Speaker 1: I agree coleslaw, don't bring stupid and like a macaroni salad. 1038 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,120 Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not here for anything. Who like magari, 1039 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:44,160 Speaker 1: I'm not here for anything. Yeah, y'all love high cholesterol, 1040 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:50,280 Speaker 1: love it. We do it. We really to love it. 1041 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,000 Speaker 1: It's like there's so much mayonnaise on his table and 1042 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,960 Speaker 1: then you have Mannai's and a burger. It's like, what 1043 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,840 Speaker 1: the fuck, we don't need all this ship. It depends 1044 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,200 Speaker 1: on that. 1045 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,360 Speaker 3: You don't do You don't show up to someone's cookout 1046 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,480 Speaker 3: with like fried chicken from like a food chain because 1047 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,319 Speaker 3: I gave people out some ship like that. 1048 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:08,480 Speaker 1: I can't break Popeyes. You can't bring I can't bring that. 1049 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,040 Speaker 1: Churches chicken? You want some church chicken? Yeah, I also 1050 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,920 Speaker 1: don't understand why you would do that. You would do that? No, 1051 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,040 Speaker 1: I've never done that. People try that like, oh oh, 1052 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,000 Speaker 1: but I did go to one cookout where we were 1053 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,880 Speaker 1: there late and there was no more food left and 1054 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,480 Speaker 1: someone brought they just so happened to bring. If there's 1055 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,879 Speaker 1: door bot fried chicken, if there's no more food left, 1056 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,360 Speaker 1: that means you either didn't plan properly or the food 1057 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,400 Speaker 1: was so good that people took all the to go 1058 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,360 Speaker 1: plates and dipped. But you got there late. But you 1059 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,960 Speaker 1: should never run out of food. That's like pivotal. That's ridiculous. 1060 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,839 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to feed the whole community. You should 1061 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,440 Speaker 1: community somebody what you got nothing left? But how long 1062 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,320 Speaker 1: we've been how long we've been in this park? Yeah, 1063 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,120 Speaker 1: we've been here several hours. Got the fireworks and you 1064 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,560 Speaker 1: like you get like if you're early, you get the 1065 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,480 Speaker 1: brisket burgers. But if you late. You get the Costco 1066 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,160 Speaker 1: Costco patties. I just thow the grill came, damn. My 1067 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,399 Speaker 1: mother gets the ground beef and then she like puts 1068 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,560 Speaker 1: onions in it, and she puts seat and she like 1069 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,000 Speaker 1: makes this the patties for the people. 1070 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,520 Speaker 3: That show up early and on time for the cookout. 1071 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:15,040 Speaker 3: Everybody else that come after that, you getting just bears Burger. 1072 00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,760 Speaker 1: The people who get there laid they're they're at a barbecue, 1073 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,799 Speaker 1: not a cookout. They're at a barbecue. What you do 1074 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,480 Speaker 1: is you go to a barbecue and then you go 1075 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,040 Speaker 1: to a cookout. Well, we have a friend that he'll 1076 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:34,240 Speaker 1: have really cute little barbecues on his on his roof. Yeah, 1077 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:37,560 Speaker 1: the crab pat crab cakes, the crab cakes. Oh my god, god, 1078 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:42,160 Speaker 1: there were barbecues be and then you said the rib. 1079 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,680 Speaker 1: I didn't even get this, and I was getting ready 1080 00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:46,000 Speaker 1: to leave the house. I was like, well, I th 1081 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,520 Speaker 1: guess I'm done, and he brought out the crab cakes. 1082 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,600 Speaker 1: I was like, I got some time coming there for 1083 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,160 Speaker 1: another hour and a half. And then the crazy thing 1084 00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,120 Speaker 1: is is that it was the meat, the type of 1085 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,160 Speaker 1: rib that he had. It wasn't like a regular rib 1086 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,080 Speaker 1: that probably be it was a It was a different 1087 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,520 Speaker 1: it was it was likestino. It was like a human 1088 00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:10,480 Speaker 1: baby rib. It was like quail rib or crazy ribs. 1089 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,920 Speaker 1: It was. It wasn't like the baby back ribs, the 1090 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,239 Speaker 1: small short ones. It was longer ones. It was just 1091 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:19,040 Speaker 1: everything was just so good. He think he he think 1092 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,800 Speaker 1: he a little em Lagasi. He think he saw me. 1093 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,160 Speaker 1: He'd be like bam, and I'm just like. He had 1094 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,920 Speaker 1: a lobster pasta thing going on. It was it was pasta. 1095 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,800 Speaker 1: He got real lobster. I think he's from Brooklyn, right, Yeah, yes, 1096 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,600 Speaker 1: he lives in the city now, Yes, and he's doing 1097 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:40,800 Speaker 1: lobster pasta because he because he got money. No, he 1098 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,680 Speaker 1: got model bitches coming to his place. Yeah. They just 1099 00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,160 Speaker 1: ain't gonna come through and just get some rib. They 1100 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:49,720 Speaker 1: would not come to Newark. Why I'm bringing everybody down? 1101 00:57:49,760 --> 00:58:04,760 Speaker 1: Where's security security? You mean the copsbody one one? That's it. 1102 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:09,480 Speaker 1: That's okay. We'll come out to a cookout in Jersey. Okay, 1103 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,440 Speaker 1: Well not if your hood cousin's gonna be there. Anybody 1104 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:19,240 Speaker 1: can you introduce to my friend Marie? You don't have 1105 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,400 Speaker 1: anybody for Murray. I got people. I don't know if 1106 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:25,000 Speaker 1: you're gonna want him, and this is two thousand already. No, 1107 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,600 Speaker 1: I probably don't know, Marie. This is your year to 1108 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,280 Speaker 1: hoe it up, how it out and you need a 1109 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,000 Speaker 1: rough net dude. That's like the game. She needs the game. 1110 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,640 Speaker 1: She said, he's trying to hook me up with the 1111 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,520 Speaker 1: Jason Jayson j j On. You got a j c 1112 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:43,960 Speaker 1: On or Sean? Okay? Sean's okay. I would just go 1113 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,600 Speaker 1: with a kid named day Sean and we called them 1114 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,520 Speaker 1: dirty day Sean because he was he was a special 1115 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,840 Speaker 1: lead and he used to fight the teacher. And I 1116 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,640 Speaker 1: feel like he had like black gums and like and 1117 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,200 Speaker 1: the lines on his teeth. You know, I'm trying to 1118 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,000 Speaker 1: get with a hood. I want him to have like 1119 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,479 Speaker 1: a what do you call it? Do rag? I wanted 1120 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:08,480 Speaker 1: to have a du outside with the cape out. Yeah, no, 1121 00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,680 Speaker 1: I don't want date a dude who is a do 1122 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,120 Speaker 1: rag outside with the cape cape. I want to do 1123 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,800 Speaker 1: you want to roll it up and then it say 1124 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,040 Speaker 1: I want a dude in a. 1125 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:24,680 Speaker 2: Foo boo sweat pet just a thread? Are you trying 1126 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,960 Speaker 2: to hook me a dude that you went to New 1127 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,800 Speaker 2: Jersey Iceberg? 1128 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:38,200 Speaker 1: I'm done some pole shirt and a Joe Boxer, Boxer. 1129 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,160 Speaker 1: I'm not here for none of this. This has been 1130 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,560 Speaker 1: great to where where can the people catch you? 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He was like some of us 1142 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:17,520 Speaker 1: got right. Mike Brown got another writing job. Mike Brown 1143 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:23,520 Speaker 1: was our Mama's boy expert. So you got to listen 1144 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,640 Speaker 1: to the episode is great. You can't. He never talked 1145 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,040 Speaker 1: to you about living in Nork. No, you didn't even 1146 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:34,240 Speaker 1: mention he knew better about Harlem and the Brown knew better. 1147 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,280 Speaker 1: He was like Mike, but isn't he from New York. 1148 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,960 Speaker 1: He's from New York, but he used to live in 1149 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,520 Speaker 1: North but then he slipped a little bit. The devil. 1150 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:46,200 Speaker 1: He lost it all. He started doing crack. He started 1151 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:49,880 Speaker 1: doing crack and then his mom got him back into 1152 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,680 Speaker 1: New York. That's why he was our Mama's boy expert. 1153 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,880 Speaker 1: As always, you can find bonus episodes The Messy Ones 1154 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,520 Speaker 1: on Patreon. If you follow the link, you can listen 1155 01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,880 Speaker 1: to more of this. Subscribe to that. Comment rate everything 1156 01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,520 Speaker 1: that you're hearing today. Make sure that you message us 1157 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,680 Speaker 1: if you feel like you know there an expert that's 1158 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,560 Speaker 1: something too. Yeah, messages you know, comment if you have 1159 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:17,560 Speaker 1: any uh, if you have any replies to Gordon and 1160 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:22,080 Speaker 1: his uh what is it? Potato salad? Tato salad? I 1161 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,040 Speaker 1: guarantee you everyone listening like, yeah, he's right, got a 1162 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,440 Speaker 1: potato salad? You guys are wrong and invite us to 1163 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,200 Speaker 1: your cookouts. You're having rights at your at your cookouts. 1164 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,280 Speaker 1: So you're like my West Indian side of the family, 1165 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,080 Speaker 1: that's the West Indian. If you've not give been to 1166 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,200 Speaker 1: a West Indian barbecue, then you are living wrong. If 1167 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,400 Speaker 1: you don't know any West Indian people, then what are 1168 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,760 Speaker 1: you doing with their life? Exactly? You got to have 1169 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:45,439 Speaker 1: some in your life inside. If you don't know any 1170 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,640 Speaker 1: West Indians, they're definitely doing customer service. If you don't 1171 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,800 Speaker 1: know any West Indians and your life is very quiet. 1172 01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,560 Speaker 1: Gordon Jordan, Ladies and gentlemen,