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Speaker 1: Who do you who? This is a quick announcement to

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Speaker 1: say that we Sam Taggart and George Severs are going

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Speaker 1: on a stand up tour. That's right, a stand up tour,

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Speaker 1: no podcasting allowed this summer and fall.

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Speaker 2: It's called Sam and George stand Up Tour. It rhymes

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Speaker 2: kind of, and we're going to Chicago, Philly, DC, Boston, Toronto,

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Speaker 1: And maybe more locations TBD TV. Let's just say we're

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Speaker 1: looking into it. And sometimes that has worked for us

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Speaker 1: in the past, and sometimes it hasn't.

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Speaker 2: But folks come see us split an hour stand up

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Speaker 2: and we're so excited to see you.

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Speaker 1: We're so excited, and you can get tickets at linktree

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Speaker 1: dot com, slash stradio Lab. That's linktree dot com, slash

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Speaker 1: stradio Lab.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy the app podcast starts. Now, what is up everyone?

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Speaker 2: We are doing that time thing.

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Speaker 1: And for any new listeners, that time thing is when

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Speaker 1: we record the intro after we have already recorded the

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Speaker 1: episode Survivor's Own Poverty. Shallow has just left the studio

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Speaker 1: and we are to be honest, reeling to be honest.

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Speaker 2: It was like so much fun and it's it's feels

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Speaker 2: And now like we already like like this intro is

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Speaker 1: I'm actually too relaxed that I'm not able to be

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Speaker 1: as charismatic, charming, funny as I always am. As listeners

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Speaker 1: And I want to read the title of she Oh

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Speaker 1: Don't Win. I quite literally just finished the audiobook on

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Speaker 1: Lab Book Club. Our first entry is Murder on Sex

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Speaker 1: Island by Joe Firestone, past guest and future and future guests.

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Speaker 1: And the way it's gonna work. The way it's gonna

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Speaker 1: read the book. You can purchase it anywhere your purchase books,

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Speaker 1: want to say seventeenth or eighteenth, whatever is a Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: more than you, Jenna Bushager. Yeah, I hope that's okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's true, so we don't we don't want to

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Speaker 3: I was going to say, did you drink an energy drink?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's like doing quantum computing. We have

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Speaker 3: You're so smart.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we're the one that's quantum computing. Flight, Fawn, fight, Freeze, hunger, lockdown,

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Speaker 2: Like sure, it takes time, you know, it takes time

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Speaker 1: For sure, for sure.

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Speaker 2: No, I have this thing being at those events where

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Speaker 1: It's so hard.

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Speaker 3: It's very overstimulating.

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Speaker 1: Very oversimulating.

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Speaker 2: And then I find myself talking about how it's overstimulating

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Speaker 1: Try that right, Well, I sometimes I'll go with the

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Speaker 1: myself being like, so what are you working on? Oh

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Speaker 1: a really good point. It's amazing to play a character

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Speaker 1: those things. Yeah, yeah, I mean if I told someone that,

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Speaker 1: Yellow Jackets, they'll believe me, Like, no, one's gonna pull

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Speaker 3: No, And then they'll be like, Oh, I should reach

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Speaker 2: God, I'm the only one of this entire party that's

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Speaker 3: I should have reached out to my agent earlier. I

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Speaker 1: Yellow Jackets.

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Speaker 3: Well, I met Quinta Brunson from Abbot's Elementary and she

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Speaker 3: was really excited to me, and she was like, we

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Speaker 3: love Survivor. Everyone at Abbits is a huge family. Oh

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Speaker 3: my god. My sister's favorite show is Abbots Elementary and

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Speaker 3: I've been watching some episodes and I find it's so

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, Well, they'd be lucky to have you.

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Speaker 1: Here's a question for you, like would you want to

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Speaker 3: I want to be a character. I want to be

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Speaker 1: Exactly, I see it. But then also, but then also

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're tired every day, but it's not because you're like,

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Speaker 3: She's like slinking around, she's breaking into people's houses, stealing

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Speaker 2: You know, George was commenting on your amazing accent work

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Speaker 1: It was I wasn't kidding. You're doing a great especially

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Speaker 1: It's like that British thing of being like move over

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Speaker 3: Well, they they're just too high brow. It's like they

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Speaker 3: like what are they trailer trash?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they lose all their power.

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Speaker 3: The pedigree. Yeah, yeah, out the door with the accent.

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Speaker 1: Do you forge me?

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Speaker 3: I have no pedigree. I was born into a commune.

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Speaker 1: After this episode comes out, you're pedigreeing a skyrocket. We're

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was feeling it. I was perhaps you relate.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you've ever done anything like this,

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Speaker 3: to write. And I'm like, I really like crushed through it.

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Speaker 3: I stood there on my feet the whole time. I

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Speaker 3: I was in the zone. This is how I do

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Speaker 1: I mean, it really is impressive.

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Speaker 3: You really can't let yourself stop.

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Speaker 1: This is how you're gonna get the part in Abbot.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna quaw your weigh in, You're gonna be pushing.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be pushing Emily Retakowski like everyone else that's

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Speaker 1: that's up for that role. Julia Fox. Julia Fox. Of course,

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Speaker 3: Me and Julia, we basically have the same life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the two of you are to get the role.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to hold your hand up in the

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, Like, how far would you go to

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: See, this is an amazing question.

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Speaker 2: And I honestly I'm unclear because I am a deeply

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Speaker 2: I play I have to say it video games, I

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad you said that. That's it feels very

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Speaker 1: You share so vulnerable.

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Speaker 2: I know everyone thinks in this cool comedian like she

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Speaker 2: just reads a lot of books and only consumes Prestige

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Speaker 3: But now you're relatable normal.

436
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,400
Speaker 2: I play video games and guy, I'm just a guy.

437
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,400
Speaker 2: I'm a guys guy.

438
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:57,159
Speaker 1: Even Sam's role in the pod no.

439
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,880
Speaker 2: I like used to have my entire day ruin because

440
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,840
Speaker 2: I would play Super Smash Bros. Online and like get

441
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 2: so invested, Like I would be like happy when I

442
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 2: started and then be like don't speak to me at

443
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 2: the end of it.

444
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,160
Speaker 1: Like it was like it was.

445
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 3: Crazy with that what point do you know that this

446
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 3: is a problem.

447
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,240
Speaker 2: There was a point like when you when I'm like

448
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,359
Speaker 2: just another one, I need another one. That's when I

449
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 2: was like, oh this is I'm bad.

450
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 3: Like how many days, weeks, months were you in at

451
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 3: this point?

452
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,920
Speaker 1: This was like years.

453
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,919
Speaker 3: It was like really unchilled, and then how did you unhook?

454
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,680
Speaker 2: I literally just had to be like it was like

455
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,639
Speaker 2: quitting a drug. Like I had to be like, I

456
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 2: am a bad person when I do this. I just

457
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 2: have to stop. And then people will be like, like

458
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: one time I was on Fire Island with a million

459
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 2: gay guys and they were like, let's play Super Smash Bros.

460
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't think you understand, like

461
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 2: I have a problem. Yeah, And then we started playing

462
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,719
Speaker 2: and they were like, I'm They were like, oh, we're

463
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,639
Speaker 2: all good too, we play all the time. And I

464
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 2: was like, no, you don't understand. And I like beat

465
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 2: them all over and over and over and to the

466
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 2: point where then they were all upset and I was like,

467
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 2: I'm sorry this.

468
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: I devoted my life to those games.

469
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 3: This is where I shine. Let me live.

470
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get rid of the side of myself.

471
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 1: You guys brought it back out.

472
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, but did you have to substitute something in for

473
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 3: that addiction?

474
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 2: Oh amazing question. You're like a much better interviewer than Yeah.

475
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 1: You should actually guest post sometimes as catwoman.

476
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 3: Actually this is my job now. So you guys are fired,

477
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:27,400
Speaker 3: and I, oh.

478
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: My god, to be offered to buy.

479
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 3: Out ready, I'm not paying anything, No, no.

480
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 1: We'll be in touch with your team. Storry to have

481
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 1: it as soon as you have that abbit elementary money. Wait, so, Sam,

482
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: what do you think that your video game experience would

483
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 1: mean for your Survivor.

484
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 2: I think it means I would like, I actually would

485
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,679
Speaker 2: love to go on Survivor, but I'm afraid that like

486
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 2: the dark side of me would come out and I

487
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: would I would be shown as like a psychopath.

488
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah you would, but people love that.

489
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: Here's what. I would be so good at being bitchy

490
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 1: and gossiping about everyone, and then I would like forget

491
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: to actually do well, so I would be like really,

492
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 1: I'd be really good at being like, oh my god,

493
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: she is so embarrassing, like why did she do that?

494
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: But then it would be like my turn on the challenge,

495
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: and I like won't have laced up my shoes, you

496
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: know what.

497
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 3: Honestly, that would get you really far.

498
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: Also, that would get you far.

499
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: I also think the worst trope on Survivor is like

500
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: the really mask dude that like cares about the challenges

501
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 2: to an insane degree.

502
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 3: I hate it.

503
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 1: I hate that trope and I worry that that would

504
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 1: be me.

505
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 2: Like when I would lose, I would be a sore loser,

506
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 2: and I would be upset and I'd be like, I'm

507
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 2: just not talking to anybody for the day.

508
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 3: Look, so you would be that I would I want

509
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 3: I don't want to.

510
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: I don't like that about myself.

511
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 3: I wouldn't see it with the musta. The mustache throws

512
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 3: me off.

513
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 1: I also think I would suddenly I don't normally think

514
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: in these terms, but I think I would suddenly be like,

515
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm doing this for LGBTQ plus Americans everywhere, and I

516
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: would be so like obsessed with not being a gay

517
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 1: guy that's bad at you know, physical challenges, because I

518
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 1: that's such a that's such a you know, it's like,

519
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 1: of course when you're around straight like buff straight guys,

520
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: you're not. No one expects you to be the one

521
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: that's good. And I would be so terrified of not

522
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: doing well and living up to that stereotype that I

523
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: would like honestly start crying.

524
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 3: Like well, that would also you you're pitching yourself as

525
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 3: a survivor winner. You're really really thinkitting right in the

526
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 3: sweet spot. It's like good in challenges but doesn't look

527
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 3: threatening because he bumbles up with his sneakers and forgets

528
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 3: to tell his shoes, talks a lot of shit on people.

529
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 3: Producer's dream. Also, everybody wants that because everyone's bored and

530
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 3: starving and really uncomfortable. So it's like Tyson Apostle, he's

531
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 3: so funny that people just want him around because he's funny.

532
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 3: But he said he's such a dick and like the confessional,

533
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: and then you find out later that he was dogging

534
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 3: shit on you a whole time, and you're like, wait,

535
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: I thought we were friends.

536
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 2: I've always wondered how emotionally affected are you by the

537
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 2: shit talking when you find out later less?

538
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 3: So now, okay, because how many times have I played

539
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 3: a thousand trillion times? But in the beginning, when I

540
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 3: was a little kid, I was like, everybody likes me.

541
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 3: I have so many friends here, And then I watched

542
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 3: them all trash man, I was like, oh man.

543
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 2: I mean I cannot imagine. Also, that time period when

544
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 2: you went like early on is such a different time.

545
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 3: It's the dark ages.

546
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 1: It's really dark. Yeah.

547
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 3: I wrote about it in my book because it was

548
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 3: really gnarly. It was MySpace era. Yeah, it was Perez.

549
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: Hiltons Hilton, Oh my god, when you were talking about

550
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 1: how like you remember the desk that he would be

551
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 1: on every day just.

552
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 3: Drawing table the table coffee Bean.

553
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the table at coffee Bean.

554
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 3: It was like middle of the floor at coffee Bean.

555
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: It wasn't even on a side corner.

556
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: Some people could just like watch him. That is so weird.

557
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 1: Something that bothered me about something bother me about people

558
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: being rude about you. And the episodes that I watched

559
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 1: was I was like, I was like, you can you

560
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 1: not tell she is fabulous? Like I was like, can

561
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: you zoom out for a second and actually take in.

562
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: In two thousand and eight, fabulous was a crime.

563
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 3: It was like, let's stick up bird's eye view.

564
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I was. I actually do think. I think

565
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: Harvedy your issue, your mistake was that being fabulous was

566
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: criminalized until approximately twenty thirteen, and then that I.

567
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 3: Wanted to be locked up like hand, and nobody would

568
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 3: do it. They would just call me a slot on

569
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 3: the streets, like tie me up, put me in the dungeon.

570
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 3: Oh I having a mad girl.

571
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 1: So you're being like Jessica Rabbit, You're like, oh hey,

572
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: and then everyone's like lock her up. Oh my god god.

573
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: I think I also would like it's I also unfortunately

574
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 2: left a flirt And I feel like if I were

575
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: on an island like board sort of hungry, I would

576
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 2: be like, well, all I'm gonna do is kind of

577
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: try to flirt and have a little fun.

578
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: Well, it's literally the only thing you can do for fun.

579
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: You're not eating, you can't buy, and you can't go shopping.

580
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 1: You can't, I'm serious, you can't. You can't go out

581
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: for margaritas. Wait literally, wait wait wait, there's no protest

582
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: store on the island.

583
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to burst your book.

584
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm fucking pissed what they're doing.

585
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 3: Agree. I agree we should all sue.

586
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: We should sue, we.

587
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 3: Should wrass action citizens or US.

588
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to know, like when you're on the

589
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 2: flight over, like on the first time, are you like,

590
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: what the fuck am I doing?

591
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

592
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 3: And they have us all like quarantined off on the

593
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 3: flight so none of us are allowed to look at

594
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 3: each other. And it's different the first time because the

595
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 3: first time I don't know anybody, it's every contestant is new.

596
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 3: But then for the returning seasons, you like walk on

597
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 3: the plane and you're like I remember getting on the

598
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 3: shuttle to go to the airport, and they had all

599
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 3: the women staying in one area and the men staying

600
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 3: in another area, so I thought it was going to

601
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 3: be separated men versus women. As we started, I get

602
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: on the shuttle and Amber Boston Rob's white yes, yes,

603
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 3: Yes is on the shuttle, and I was like, oh

604
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 3: my god, I am shocked. I am gobsmacked to see

605
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: your face. I couldn't believe it. I was like, for

606
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 3: sure Rob's going to be playing, but I couldn't believe

607
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 3: she was there too, both of them.

608
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: That must be so freaky.

609
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 3: I can't imagine we can't talk to each other. So

610
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 3: I just like give her a little wink. I'm like,

611
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 3: hope we're on the same team.

612
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: I know.

613
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,959
Speaker 2: Do you get to like are there ways to signal

614
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 2: like I want to work with you even like at

615
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 2: that moment, yeah, I think.

616
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 3: Your guns wink like a little like a note, like

617
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 3: smiley face, like do you want to work with me? Box?

618
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 3: Yes or no?

619
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: Harvedy's special tips like right on a piece of paper

620
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: like Mistress of Deception, Parvety shallow, right on a piece

621
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: of paper, Do you want to work with me? Box yes?

622
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: Box no?

623
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 3: And then when they circle maybe I'm like, yeah, you're like,

624
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 3: you're getting fucking cut.

625
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, I have a question. We have to do

626
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: our first segment. But before we do Parvety. You know,

627
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: I know that you have studied body language, and you

628
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: have studied, like you know, modes of deception, and I

629
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: want you to tell me what are you getting from

630
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: our body language?

631
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 3: Well, Sam's really fidgety over here with his cord.

632
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: And what do you think that means?

633
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 3: And now you feel seen? He feels exposed and uncovered.

634
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 3: It's like I now I've taken away the comfort that

635
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 3: we had with one another.

636
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 2: No, I I the moment you asked that question, I

637
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: felt the cord in my hand and I said, fuck,

638
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: I've been found out. I've been a real fidgetter recently

639
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 2: in a way where I'm like, I don't want to be.

640
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 3: I know what's going on.

641
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: Though.

642
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 3: It's because you quit video games. That's why you got

643
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 3: you need to fix.

644
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: I got on my fix. And now can you read

645
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: George's body language? I mean, obviously it's true the screen

646
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: so it's little. We can only see George's shoulders and heads.

647
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 3: Well, there is like a vain kind of throw being

648
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 3: in your left neck. It's just pulsing, like like, can

649
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 3: we get a zoom in on the vein that veins,

650
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 3: like are gonna be late for the ferry?

651
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I do feel you're You're really good

652
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: at this. I do feel tense. It's like Sam is

653
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: jittery and I'm tense. I think that's what each of

654
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: us is bringing.

655
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 3: But then we also energy. Yeah, but it's it's very subtle.

656
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 3: It's very subtle because it's under the cloak of like

657
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 3: they're like cute stripe shirt, like the open button and

658
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 3: then the chest hair.

659
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know just what? Okay, And here's

660
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: my follow up question for you? What have you done

661
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: so far that has been a mind game for us?

662
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: Like we think you're just like connecting with us naturally

663
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: and asking follow up questions, But what have you done

664
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: that's been dishonest?

665
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 3: Honestly, I couldn't tell you anymore. It's so woven and

666
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 3: to my personality, I can't. I feel like I'm being myself.

667
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you've never been more yourself ever.

668
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: I honestly think you are. It's like you've prepared your

669
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: whole life for this era of influencers and creators who

670
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: are all just like completely full of shit all the time.

671
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: It's like you, it's like you actually had to do

672
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: it with steaks. You had to be on an island

673
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: and lie to people to win money. People are doing

674
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,719
Speaker 1: it to unbox. Uh you know new Seltzer brand, new

675
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: Seltzer drinks.

676
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love a new Seltzer drinks.

677
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, definitely, please send them over. You send every

678
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: Seltzer over. We will never say no. Do you do

679
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: you think deception is gay or straight?

680
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 3: Ooh, it's if it's fun, it's gay, if it's if

681
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 3: it ruins the world, it's straight period period.

682
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: No, it's I think that's a really good point.

683
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 3: Also, we just saw that viral video at the cold

684
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 3: Play concert.

685
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 2: Wow, we feel uniquely connected to this viral video at

686
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 2: the cold Play concert because we think it's like essential

687
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: straight culture in so many ways.

688
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and actually, and in fact, honestly, I'm so glad

689
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: you brought it up. And we're gonna literally fast track

690
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: this episode so that it comes out and it's ill relevant.

691
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: I so to me. So think of all the signifiers,

692
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: Coldplay one of the like literally maybe the straightest band.

693
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: And I say that with you know, love, Chris Martin

694
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: you know, straight in every possible way. Then the idea

695
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: of a jumbo tron so straight, like if you think

696
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: of a jumbo tron wedding proposal, like the idea of

697
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: wanting to be on the jumbo tron, the idea of

698
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: like looking up and seeing your face and waving, it's

699
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: so like, it's so like you know, random guy at

700
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: the basketball game and it's just one chance to be

701
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: on a big screen. Then then we have he is

702
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: an AI CEO. Is there anything more straight than that?

703
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: We have that? We have the head of HR, the

704
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: straightest department in the company. It is the detendment. The

705
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: job is to make sure people follow rules and don't

706
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: sexually harass one another. It is the most It is

707
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: the most prude, sex negative job you can have.

708
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 3: Very mad men, very mad men.

709
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: The HR element is my favorite crazy. It's like the

710
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 2: one person you probably shouldn't have an affair with is

711
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 2: the HR.

712
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: No.

713
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 3: My favorite is that he drops to his knees and

714
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 3: puts his hands up and waves with his hands like

715
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 3: he's a clown, Like he planned that that was his bit.

716
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 2: It is so crazy and now even like I even

717
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: find that the cheating to be like even cheating. I'm

718
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 2: sort of like, well, yeah, you should be hooking up

719
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 2: with other people.

720
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, the cheating, cheating is get yours. It's like,

721
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: that's cheating is the straightest form of deception. It's like

722
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: the straightest sin because it is you know, the prereq

723
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: is monogamy. It's like something you can only do if

724
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,479
Speaker 1: you already subscribe to like straight norms or whatever. So

725
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: he's cheating, and then the reaction it's like the complete

726
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: lack of chill, like that they can't adjust their behavior

727
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,760
Speaker 1: accordingly and try to. They can't actually commit to deceiving.

728
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: It's like the second they're found out even a little bit,

729
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: they're literally like, arrest me.

730
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 3: I broke the rule.

731
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's him getting down is.

732
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 3: So it's so funny, and her like burying her face

733
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 3: and her friend laughing so hard. Her friend was there

734
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 3: like watching this whole thing play out. What are the odds?

735
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 3: And he's the AI tech guy. I'm like, your own

736
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 3: technology turned against you? So is the technology gay?

737
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: Oh you think you think like the technology of like

738
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: basically like surveillance technology.

739
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it gay?

740
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: This is That's a really good question.

741
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 2: That's an amazing question. It's kind of gay because it's

742
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 2: reality TV.

743
00:34:54,280 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: It's really yeah, it's honestly, it's like Real Housewives, the

744
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 1: logic of Real Housewives like that.

745
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 3: For that moment to be picked up by that technology,

746
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 3: it's at some game.

747
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: In that moment, Chris Martin was Prez Hilton like he

748
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: was literally like he was like, he was like, I'm

749
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: going to expose these cheaters.

750
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 3: He's infidels.

751
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: I also like, I have never understood the idea of

752
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: an affair that's like like we're pretending we're dating. Like

753
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 2: I was like, isn't an affair like hotel room and

754
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 2: like being bad? Instead, they're like going to a Coldplay

755
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 2: concert and like holding each other. I'm like, wait, what.

756
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 3: Like probably in their work sweet they're like, oh, we're

757
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 3: all we'll see you at the concerts straight after work, baby,

758
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 3: And then they're like a noodling to the song.

759
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: I need to do. We know what song was playing.

760
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 3: I hope it was yellow.

761
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: I hope it was yellow. I hope.

762
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: I've actually been noticing a trend alert ring the alarm.

763
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: So many songs these they are vivale evita coded. I

764
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 2: keep hearing the like the strings are back in a

765
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: big way.

766
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: It comes in a sharp yes, the fact that they

767
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 1: are sorry, I know we're pushing it with this topic,

768
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: but the fact that they are so happy in that

769
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: moment also, it's it's like they it's like the straight

770
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: people that can only have fleeting happiness when they are

771
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: doing something that's against the rules, and you can tell

772
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: that in that moment they are so in love. But

773
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: it can't last.

774
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: It can't last, and that's the only reason that they

775
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 3: are in love. I know I'm feeling that way. Well,

776
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 3: it's forbidden really.

777
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: Well no, I know, I feel like, you know, what.

778
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 3: If they're going to be together, what's going to happen

779
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 3: with their partners?

780
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: What?

781
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, what is the fallout of this?

782
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: I mean that means what I do need a TV

783
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: show about it? I do too. But it's also you

784
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: know what's annoying. It's like you can't even enjoy an

785
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: ai CEO cheating anymore because suddenly they're dooxing his kids.

786
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: Like why I need to be able to press an

787
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: off switch. I need to be like, Okay, we had

788
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: fun for twenty four hours. Now we have to move on.

789
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 2: I agree, And I even think the brand using of

790
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 2: it to be like, don't get caught cheating at KFC

791
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: and like no, no, no, no, no, you don't get to

792
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: have this.

793
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: This is ours.

794
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 3: This is for the people, This is for the It

795
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 3: is for the people. We are the bourgeois, and we

796
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 3: name the moment.

797
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: Should we do our first segment, we are pushing. We

798
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: are pushing it tire. We'll do our first segment very

799
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: quick and then we'll get into our topic. Okay, poverty.

800
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: Our first segment is called Straight Shooters, and in this segment,

801
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 2: we're going to ask you a serious of rapid fire

802
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: questions to gauge your familiarity with and complicity and straight culture.

803
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: It's basically this thing or this other thing. And the

804
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 2: only rule is you can't ask any follow up questions

805
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 2: or we will.

806
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: Snuff out your torch. I'll say that much.

807
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,760
Speaker 3: We literally that's really traumatic for me. I can't believe

808
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 3: you just went there.

809
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 2: Oh we go there, we go there on this podcast, Okay.

810
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: Ye getting comfortable. Just when you were getting comfortable, we

811
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: were revealing that we're actually evil gay guys, not kind

812
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: of gaggy gay guys. Stand.

813
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 3: I kind of picked that up.

814
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 1: We're the Perez Hilton. Yeah, we're the Prez Hilton. Gay guys.

815
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's always a shadow.

816
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: George kick us off. Okay, all right, and so here's

817
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: the thing, you have to say this or that, and

818
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: and I actually.

819
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 2: You know, we actually usually when the guests asked that question,

820
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,439
Speaker 2: we yell at them.

821
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're actually because we're standing so much because

822
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: now now we actually change our personalities again and we're

823
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: no long Prez Hilton and now we're Evan.

824
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 3: I'm following. I'm really enjoying.

825
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: We went from from Prez Hilton to Evan Ross Cats.

826
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: So now we are standing you and we are noting

827
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: hoasting a carousel, hosting a carousel of memes, and we

828
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: are saying yes, Queen Diva. Okay. So and I actually

829
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: I tried to sort of sprinkle in references from the

830
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: book in mine. Okay, ready, the body he keeps the

831
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: score or I got have already at the store.

832
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay, I can't I this? Am I

833
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 3: doing it right? The body keeps us Yeah, okay, I

834
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 3: have to I reference it in my book. It's like

835
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 3: really foundational for me.

836
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: Okay, is that we can't That's that sounds like another

837
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 2: question questions Okay, poverty.

838
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 3: I wish you were wearing Mickey Mouse here.

839
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: That would be fun. This is the deception thing. I

840
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 1: don't know how, but you're playing a game.

841
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 2: Okay, a blind side Prince Y's Survivor or the blind

842
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 2: Side Prince Dee's White Save your movie.

843
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: A blind side okay, Perverty Micronesia or micro Penis Micronesia.

844
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: Okay, being voted out or being noted to.

845
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 3: Shout, being being noted to shout.

846
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, mine is so similar. Ready, betraying your tribe,

847
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: accepting a bribe, or delivering a diatribe.

848
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 3: Oh, delivering a diatribe.

849
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, finding the immunity idol, or whining Honestly I'm full.

850
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm whining.

851
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm full. Okay, that's what I said last night.

852
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: Nothing.

853
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 3: I couldn't even eat a skittle right now.

854
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: God, I'm full. Okay. Coming out as by or having

855
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: doubts about that one guy hmm. Yeah, And they're actually

856
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: related if you think about it. Sometimes having doubts about

857
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: that one guy can lead to someone to coming out

858
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: as By.

859
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 3: It's well they should be, well, everyone should be by

860
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 3: even a thing lateral.

861
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: Let's start there, Okay, Winning a meal from Chili's or

862
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 2: making a big deal out of something silly.

863
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's really good.

864
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 3: That is good because winning a meal from Chili's if

865
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 3: you're on an island and.

866
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: Starving with no protest.

867
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 3: But actually, I couldn't name one menu item from Chili's.

868
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: It's not like you got a bloomin onion.

869
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, the ribs.

870
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 3: Of course, now I can't remember the second one, so

871
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say chili.

872
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: Im well, harvity. We rank our guest performance on a

873
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: scale of zero to one thousand doves named after the

874
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga b side one thousand doves, and I mean,

875
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: I have to say it's yeah. I have to say,

876
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm like the idea that I would ever that either

877
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: of us would ever have the power to give to

878
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: like give Parvety a low score, like we would feel.

879
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 3: Like I did get a low score.

880
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't even say that that I have.

881
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: So you're already you're playing mine games again, So you're

882
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: you're full of deceit. It's crazy, you guys.

883
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 3: I am being myself.

884
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's true. She's never been more herself

885
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 2: than she is in this moment.

886
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,720
Speaker 3: You know, I know you have all people.

887
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do something really radical because I'm feeling so

888
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 2: kooky crazy, huh.

889
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: One thousand and one doves. Whoa, whoa? And I actually

890
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: have to agree. This has never happened. This has never

891
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: happened before. We've actually we've gotten a thousand doves a

892
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: few times, but never one thousand and one. This is

893
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: a new record. This is a new record.

894
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 3: I feel like I have wings.

895
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,919
Speaker 2: I mean the way that I feel like potentially I'm

896
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 2: like on some sort of hallucinogenic right now. I feel

897
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 2: like euphoric in a way that it's like not healthy,

898
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 2: it's not right.

899
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 3: I have to come clean. Oh yeah, I have Like

900
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: there's something I don't I went to the doctor when

901
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 3: they told me this, and they said that I just

902
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 3: have this Pheromonia oozes out of my skin. It makes

903
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 3: people high. It's similar to psilocybin. It just oozes out.

904
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 3: I can't help it.

905
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: Well, as long as a doctor said it, you've been

906
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: diagnosed with medical charisma.

907
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 3: Still a cybin quality air coming out of my mouth.

908
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: Interesting, So I'm curious. This is fascinating.

909
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 2: You know, you're not allowed on planes anymore because the pilots.

910
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 3: Actually I can only fly private. That's it.

911
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: You can only fly private. And then everyone there has

912
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: to have like a full on hazmat suit because otherwise,

913
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: But it's.

914
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 3: Like, why would you do that to yourself? Don't you

915
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 3: want to be hot?

916
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: Say that? Yeah, but it's like if you're flying, if

917
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: you're flying a plane, suddenly you're ingesting the pheromone. Suddenly

918
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: you're like you get overconfident. You think you can do

919
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: a flip on the plane.

920
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 3: That's why I can. Actually the only person who is

921
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 3: immune Peter Webber from Traders.

922
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:53,959
Speaker 1: Oh he is he got vaccinated? Yeah?

923
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 3: He I don't know what. He's got some kind of immunity.

924
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 3: It's very sort of like kryptonite. I don't know what

925
00:43:59,719 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 3: it is.

926
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: Will say.

927
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 2: Watching that season, I was like, why isn't he falling

928
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 2: in love?

929
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 3: I was like hello, it was so rude.

930
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 2: It was so rude, and like I like you like lying,

931
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 2: like being like no, I'm not like, just trust me,

932
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 2: work with me, and he like wouldn't I.

933
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: Was like no, one says no. I was like crying, Okay.

934
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: The Traders is it You're like there all day and

935
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: you have to like lie all day long.

936
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't you sleep for like two hours?

937
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: It sounds exhausting.

938
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: It's insane. I had dinner with Janelle because you know,

939
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 3: I went to the Mall of America, Oh straightest place

940
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 3: on the planet many times.

941
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: What well, I have a family in Minneapolis. Okay, yeah,

942
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: I've been.

943
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 3: Wow, I couldn't. I tried to walk around and I

944
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: was like, it's a nightmare. I had dinner with Janelle

945
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 3: though from Traders, Who's she's very funny. She had that

946
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 3: fight with uh Sandra at the round table. Yes, and

947
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 3: Janelle's like every time I would go back to my room,

948
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 3: I'd have my notebook and I'd be writing notes about

949
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 3: who it could be, and I was like, yeah, I

950
00:44:59,040 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 3: didn't do that.

951
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 1: I was kind of more of a feelings based.

952
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 3: It was like, that's why I was such a bad

953
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 3: faithful like trader acting like a faithful because I could

954
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 3: not get into that mindset where I'm like, who could

955
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 3: be the trader? Because I was like, it's me, just

956
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 3: don't look at my face. There was a squinting sommerch.

957
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: Squinting was so funny.

958
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 2: There was there was one elimination where like they didn't

959
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 2: show your or one banishment but they didn't show your face.

960
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 2: And I was like, it was like near when you

961
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 2: were eliminated, and I was waiting desperately for the reaction

962
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 2: because I was like, how could she possibly play this off?

963
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: Like it is so clear that it was me.

964
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 3: I was not playing it off. It was so obvious.

965
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 3: I was like, and that's in my book. I'm like,

966
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 3: I just like froze like a deer in the headlights.

967
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: It seems really hard to be a trader on that show.

968
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 3: Also, all the guys on the show, the straight guys,

969
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 3: were like, oh, I would rather do it than be

970
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 3: a trader.

971
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 2: It was I'm always This is where deception is queer,

972
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: where people understand it's like a fun game to try

973
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 2: to deceive you.

974
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 3: It's so that's the whole game.

975
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: And straight guys are like, uh, I will die with honor.

976
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you won't catch me canoodling my secretary at a

977
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 3: culplay concertantle.

978
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: Well extra, Okay, here's the thing. Straight guys don't understand

979
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: that lying and deception can be fun. Like yeah, it's

980
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: it's like they it's like they do lie, but about

981
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: things that get people killed. They would never just lie

982
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: because it's like a fun thing to do.

983
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what needs to change.

984
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 2: Also, could you see in my eyes when you first

985
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: said Peter the way, I was like, I have no idea.

986
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 3: You were totally yeah. That's why I elaborated.

987
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: And I really appreciate that. I'm bad with names.

988
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I could tell because we because you're very

989
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 3: cash and you're very You've got some flow, sure, like

990
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 3: really good flow.

991
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll take it.

992
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 3: And then when I you've got mail aol? Is that

993
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 3: Meg Ryan sending your guys a note? That Geyer straight?

994
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 3: Tom Hanks, Yeah.

995
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: It's Tom Hanks hair straight. Great question. I want to

996
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 1: go back. You were telling you how an amazing flow.

997
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you have such flow. And then when I

998
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 3: said Peter Webber, You're like you stiffened. It was like

999
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 3: I'd called you out. I mean, I do think that,

1000
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 3: you know, but I'm on your side. I'm your ally.

1001
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 3: Of course I'm going to help you.

1002
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: We're working together. Sam, you don't. It's Sam doesn't have

1003
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: a great poker face, and actually neither do I I

1004
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: think that's I don't. It's it's we immediately. You can

1005
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: immediately tell if we're uncomfortable, which is honestly an amazing

1006
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: equality to have. If you're a great you're a friend, yes,

1007
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: a friend for a comedians. Yeah, it's even hard.

1008
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 2: I have to say, as someone in at a Hollywood

1009
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 2: event sometimes whereon be like I love you, like you're

1010
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 2: my best friend, I'm like, where we barely know each other.

1011
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you can't even be like oh yeah,

1012
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 3: oh I'm.

1013
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 2: So bad at being like yes, or like they can

1014
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: they can smell it on me that It's like.

1015
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 3: There was a real house wife there last night wearing

1016
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 3: a silver beaded gown. Do you know the one I'm

1017
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: talking about. I saw her long blonde hair.

1018
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm not super familiar with the Housewives.

1019
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 3: Neither am I. And she was a big fan. She

1020
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 3: came up to me and she was like, oh my girl,

1021
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 3: I love you. And she was talking to my friend

1022
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 3: Donald at the bar. And can you believe they had

1023
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 3: a bar?

1024
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: It was hiding it was Donald. It was that bar.

1025
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 1: It was Donald Trump. Right the after.

1026
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 3: I am actually i feel like I'm going to.

1027
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: Let's start that rumor. I feel it was he.

1028
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 2: At the Culture Awards, Yeah, Donald Trump actually spoke.

1029
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: He presented. Yeah, yeah, best.

1030
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 3: Makeup, coolbe we presented together.

1031
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: They had an amazing like couple's comedy bit.

1032
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 3: It was cute, It was cute. It was so cute.

1033
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: You have to hand it to him, like he was

1034
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: funny at the Cultural Award. It's like, yes, I didn't

1035
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: vote for him, but like he has what it dates

1036
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: like he got it.

1037
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 2: It was his best work, it was his best work,

1038
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 2: and he was his most authentic self.

1039
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think that fella.

1040
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 3: Hate on that authenticity is King Parvety.

1041
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're as a reality superstar you're

1042
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: complicit and Donald Trump becoming president because he.

1043
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:12,720
Speaker 3: I have thought about this. I have thought about it really, yes,

1044
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 3: because he, you know, kind of blew up through the

1045
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 3: Mark Burnett channel, which is my channel as well. Oh,

1046
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 3: Mark Barnett arted Survivor. Like, so I mostly blame Mark Burnett.

1047
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 3: I can't be held accountable because I originally tried out

1048
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 3: for the Amazing Race and they just put me where

1049
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 3: I belonged on Survivor. That's not your fault, So I'm sorry.

1050
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 3: Like I have been doing my part for women because

1051
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 3: if I wasn't there, who would speak for the women?

1052
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 3: I'll say, So, I feel like I'm balancing the scales.

1053
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 1: Okay, so skirting accountability is what I'm hearing. Wait except that, yeah,

1054
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: five minutes on the topic. Yes, Parverty. What is a

1055
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: straight topic you have brought to us today?

1056
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 3: I want to talk about hunting.

1057
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: Love that. What do you feel is straight about hunting?

1058
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 3: Hunting? It's well, first of all, guns and guns, camo,

1059
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 3: like dirt, like being in a dirt perch.

1060
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: Oh, a dirt perch? Have you hunted before?

1061
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 3: I have?

1062
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: Really?

1063
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 3: Okay, I dated a Navy seal sniper. What, oh my god,

1064
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 3: straight straightest man I ever? Actually, he might. I don't know.

1065
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 3: I can't say by reveal. No, I can't say he's pretty.

1066
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 3: I'm sure he's straight anyway. So yeah, but before that,

1067
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 3: even before that, I'm a girl from the South. So

1068
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 3: I grew up in Florida, then moved to Georgia, and

1069
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 3: in Georgia, hunting is sort of like a way of

1070
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 3: life for a lot of people. So my first boyfriend

1071
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 3: in high school, his name was tr Busby, Tommy ray

1072
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 3: Tommy ray Busby, Tommy his mom looks like Reba McIntyre.

1073
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,760
Speaker 1: Tommy ray Busby. Yes, that is a cartoon.

1074
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 3: He was here. He was so cute, but he would

1075
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 3: wear camo, and he took me to Bucarama. Okay, it

1076
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 3: is a hunting convention called buccarama like deer when you shoot,

1077
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,720
Speaker 3: like a buck is the one that you're trying to shoot.

1078
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 3: So it's like all these straight guys coming over to

1079
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 3: this convention like in a warehouse, in like a corn

1080
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 3: cob pipe warehouse that they turned over sideways and then

1081
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 3: they just have boosts and boots of like hunting gear, camo,

1082
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 3: like orange best because you don't want to get shot.

1083
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 3: You don't want what's that guy's name, Dan dan.

1084
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: Quail, Yes, Quail dan Quail, Yeah.

1085
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, somebody got shot. Somebody got shot hunting, right,

1086
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 3: of course, some old straight white man.

1087
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 2: I like the I have always loved the aesthetics of hunting.

1088
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 1: I have found, uh, the camo.

1089
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to wear the bright orange vest about.

1090
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 3: You should, but you should wear it with just a

1091
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 3: pair of cutoff dnim short.

1092
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 2: Well yes, well, of course, give the girl something to

1093
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 2: talk about.

1094
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: I have been now, I've been friends with Sam for

1095
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: so long, and he so much of his sensibility is

1096
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: appropriating straight esthetics that it takes me a while to

1097
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: remember that they are originally straight. Like Sam, it's like

1098
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 1: it's hunting, it's camo, it's cowboy, it's like all these things.

1099
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: It's even like frat aesthetics and like yeah, and flannel

1100
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: and whatever, and I just think I associate all them

1101
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: with Sam so much that I'm I do have to remember,

1102
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 1: oh right, there are people that are non ironically wearing

1103
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: camo to kill animals.

1104
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 3: Yes, that's they do it on purpose.

1105
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 2: The killing, Like everything about it sounds amazing, except for

1106
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 2: the part where you actually have to pull the trigger

1107
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 2: and kill.

1108
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 3: Okay, and then not only that, you then have to

1109
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 3: go collect the dead animal and drag it across the

1110
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 3: dirt with its bloody trail, and then do you know

1111
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 3: what they do with it? They're like so proud. They

1112
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 3: bring it back to their log cabin in the woods,

1113
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 3: and then they hang it up on a hook upside

1114
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 3: down and let the blood drain out of it onto

1115
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 3: a concrete floor like a murder scene like Dexter.

1116
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: It's gonna make me throw up. To be honest, I

1117
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: had this thing.

1118
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 2: I like, there was like a fear I had as

1119
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 2: a child that someone would be like, you have to

1120
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 2: go hunting with me, and I would have to be like, Okay,

1121
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go hunting with you. And I was like,

1122
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 2: I like played the fantasy out of my head where

1123
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh god, I'm gonna have to make the

1124
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 2: decision like do I pull the trigger or not? Yeah,

1125
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 2: And it's always like no one's asked me to do that.

1126
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 2: It's not really part of my culture.

1127
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 3: But but like, if you're saying yes to going hunting

1128
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 3: and you want to win, you're gonna probably pull the trick.

1129
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: Well, the only the only queer hunting I think is

1130
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 2: if you're using like an old school bow and.

1131
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,760
Speaker 3: Arrow, oh, or a taser.

1132
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: Should do taser? Just Gay Guy Taser Night. Okay, y'all,

1133
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: gig guye Taser Night. Who's coming. We're just tasing a

1134
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: bunch of gay guys.

1135
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 2: No, it's perfect because then you can do the most

1136
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 2: dangerous game. You can hunt each other. Yes, yeah, and

1137
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 2: you're just tell.

1138
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 3: Me about it. I always wanted to drop someone with

1139
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,240
Speaker 3: a taser.

1140
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: It would be so good. Yeah, you'd be really good

1141
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: at that. You should actually start like Gay Guy Taser Facility.

1142
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 2: It was like like a laser Taser Night hosted by

1143
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 2: post poverty like sold out in one second.

1144
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's drag.

1145
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: Also it's dragon. Also honestly, let's get Bravo on the horn.

1146
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: They just saw you last night at the Cultural Awards.

1147
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure they would like I get to email my

1148
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: agent and you're like, okay, we have abbot down, I

1149
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: have my suit. Next stop, Gay Guy Taser Night. It's

1150
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: sponsored by Pringles.

1151
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I chose sprinkles as my iconic snack

1152
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 3: last night. You were really bringing this full circle.

1153
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1154
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 3: I am into that, but I don't want to close

1155
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 3: up taser. I want the kind that like shoots out

1156
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 3: like silly putty.

1157
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah strings, Yeah.

1158
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 3: It's like, where's it going to go? I don't know

1159
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 3: who's it gonna actually land on a.

1160
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 1: Taser.

1161
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 2: There's something so appealing about even being hit by it

1162
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 2: because I'm like, okay, like.

1163
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: What would it look like? Like you're not gonna die,

1164
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die, Like it'll herb. It so temporary, I mean,

1165
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 1: I mean, let's say it. It's kink adjacent, like I

1166
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: do want to it's kinson.

1167
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 2: It's also like, I'm someone who loves spicy food and

1168
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: I feel like this is like adjacent to spicy food.

1169
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: Okay, get this, Harvedy. Here's a huge move for you.

1170
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: It's like hot ones, but you're tasing people instead of

1171
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,839
Speaker 1: having them taste different hot sauces.

1172
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 3: I think this is a YouTube series.

1173
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: Can agent in the room right? The say, Jonathan, Jonathan,

1174
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: you are leaving on the table.

1175
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 3: But you guys, I have a real question about this. Please,

1176
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 3: if you wore rubber boots, would it not affect you,

1177
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 3: like if you got taste?

1178
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: Oh, because it would like absorbed the taste.

1179
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 3: Like do people start walking around town in rubber boots

1180
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:05,959
Speaker 3: just in.

1181
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 1: Case they get tased at the big show?

1182
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 3: Dishwashing gloves? Rubber boots? Does that protect?

1183
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: It's like Meryl Streep is showing up to your interview

1184
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: show to promote her big series at you know of

1185
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: you and you have to taste her, but you're showing

1186
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: up in rubber boots and and.

1187
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 3: And like a parking cone.

1188
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 2: But she like pretends she like puts a wig over

1189
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 2: the parking cone, so she pretends she's not. She like

1190
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 2: pretends she's just like really tough. She's like, oh, that

1191
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 2: didn't feel like anything actually, And everyone's like, wow, Meryl

1192
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 2: Street's amazing.

1193
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: She got tased the highest level and barely reacting.

1194
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 3: And I love this.

1195
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I have to say, prison, this is what

1196
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: it's all leading to, Like all those like videos they

1197
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: do where they do lie detector tests on celebrities, like

1198
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: all the hot ones like Chicken Shop Date it's all

1199
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,800
Speaker 1: leading to literally them being tased.

1200
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 3: It's just this is perfect for me specifically because of

1201
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 3: my brand from Survivor. It's like, you just you got

1202
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 3: to endure the pain to get whatever it is that

1203
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 3: your goal is. And if it is to sell movies

1204
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 3: or books or your TV show you're coming to promote something,

1205
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 3: you gotta suffer for it.

1206
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I honestly think the weird the worst part

1207
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 2: about this is that it's like completely possible.

1208
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: No, it's gonna happen.

1209
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 2: It's fully going to happen. Yeah, it's like and I'm

1210
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 2: going to tune inn.

1211
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: In. We had co producers because it was our idea.

1212
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: I know, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan write that downt that Donald

1213
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: you might email after the show created by I want

1214
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: to create it by credit. I want to create it

1215
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: by credit, and then I want to have my own

1216
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: little segment.

1217
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 3: Have you thought you're created by credit in Camo block letters?

1218
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when was the last time you went hunting?

1219
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 3: Oh me, No, I went one time with that Navy seal.

1220
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: Did you shoot anything?

1221
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, But he gave me the binoculars

1222
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 3: and he was like, I found the elk that I've

1223
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 3: been looking for forever. And I was like, poor thing.

1224
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 3: Like he's going to get him because he's a sniper.

1225
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 3: He's trained by the Navy, like he's actually quite good.

1226
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 3: And so he gives me the binoculars and he's like, Okay,

1227
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 3: read the numbers off the binoculars because they're like technoculars.

1228
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 3: So I'm like, oh, should I read fake numbers? Should

1229
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 3: I tell him seventy two? I was twenty? But anyway,

1230
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 3: and then he shot it and then it was too

1231
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 3: far away I couldn't see, and I was like, yes,

1232
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 3: he missed. Then we walk over the hill and he

1233
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 3: did not miss.

1234
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: Oh no.

1235
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 3: I was really quite upset about it. And also then

1236
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 3: afterwards they're telling these stories and these guys are laughing

1237
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 3: in the van and they're like, ha ha ha. We

1238
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 3: did like a pig call because there's these wild pigs

1239
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 3: all over Texas in this area, and he's like, yeah,

1240
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 3: they're just they're a pest. So we just come with

1241
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 3: machine guns. I'm glad you had that reaction because it's

1242
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 3: working machine guns. Charlotte's Web.

1243
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: That's not right.

1244
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 3: They're sweet, they're cute. Pigs are cute.

1245
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: Let them let them run?

1246
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 3: Like what are they doing to you? Do you live

1247
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 3: in this forest, sir?

1248
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: Like you have a log cabin that is so villain coded.

1249
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 3: It was really dark, and they were like, we're doing

1250
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 3: good for the world, like shooting all these pigs, and

1251
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 3: I was like, absolutely not. I cannot get behind.

1252
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: This, can I tell you?

1253
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 2: I think I'm realizing a bias I have in myself

1254
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 2: where when you're talking about killing a pig, you're talking

1255
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 2: about killing a deer. I'm like, that's horrible. But if

1256
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 2: you talk about shooting a bird out of the sky,

1257
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, go off.

1258
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, get what's yours? Diva?

1259
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, there's birds where I'm like, let them.

1260
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 2: Let them all die.

1261
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 3: That's why you have a taxidermy duck in your house?

1262
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's true, because I don't see it as a

1263
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: real being.

1264
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 3: You're like, doctor duck dead.

1265
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 1: How dare you?

1266
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 3: I love birds? I really I feel like birds are

1267
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 3: birds and I are very closely related. Yeah, I feel

1268
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 3: very connected to birds.

1269
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: I could see it, but like sort of the you know,

1270
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: you moved around the lot, like the migrational patterns. It's

1271
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 1: like like not having roots, like going going from flight,

1272
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: going from island to island, just deceiving various men.

1273
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 3: My migration, migration paths, my maiden call.

1274
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: George, do you relate to any animal? This is a

1275
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: really good question because I have.

1276
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 3: One, which one.

1277
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: I relate to animals that like are kind of only

1278
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: aesthetically pleasing and sort of useless, like like a flamingo.

1279
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 1: It's like, surely a flamingo cannot like really survive, Like

1280
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: it's like its legs are way too skinny. It's like

1281
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: so it's like pink. It's just sort of like doing

1282
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: a little dance, or like a penguin. Like I like

1283
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: animals that feel.

1284
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 3: Very Flamingos are very closely connected to queens. I did

1285
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 3: not because Alice in Wonderland, the Queen of Hearts, uses

1286
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 3: a flamingo to play.

1287
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 1: Okay, that's true. So that's a great point.

1288
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 3: That's like I just watched that My daughter is in

1289
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 3: a That's why I have to go pick her up

1290
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 3: because she's in an Alice in Wonderland production right now.

1291
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 3: So we just watched the show, and the flamingos are

1292
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 3: a critical part.

1293
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: No, they are regal It's like they are.

1294
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 2: Like with such seriousness, indispensable to me.

1295
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: It's like flamingos are regal and useless. And that's exactly

1296
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: how I feel like. I'm like interesting. It's like to

1297
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: what end No one knows.

1298
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 3: They always stand on one foot, them standing on two legs.

1299
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 2: Never why, They're always having fun. They're always sort of like,

1300
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 2: look what I can do.

1301
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're showing off.

1302
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: They're showing off.

1303
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 2: They're like, I'm pink, I'm skinny, and I can stand

1304
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 2: on one leg.

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01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 3: Original, supermodel.

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01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 2: Original. I've always been a dolphin coded Yeah, I.

1307
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 3: See yes, And you're a packet.

1308
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: Oh. I love to socialize, you.

1309
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 3: Know, would you play with like humans and other creatures

1310
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 3: or would you stick to your own kind?

1311
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 2: Oh that's an interesting question and a trap. Of course,

1312
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 2: I would be open to all species.

1313
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you walk right, and this was your

1314
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 3: chance to prove your loyalty.

1315
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: Damn, there's no winning.

1316
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 2: You're so you have so much experience in this that

1317
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 2: that is true. That is how that would happen.

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01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is wild. Are you just all birds or

1319
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: any bird in particular?

1320
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 3: Well, I love like hummingbirds and I have I see

1321
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 3: hawks all the time. I feel like very kind of

1322
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 3: spiritually connected to hawks. If anything big and intense is

1323
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 3: going on in my life, I usually will look up

1324
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 3: in the most random place and see a hawk, like

1325
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,959
Speaker 3: sitting on a telephone, bowler like flying over my car

1326
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 3: or something. But I'm very sort of like woo woo

1327
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 3: like that. I see like lady bugs, and I'm like, oh,

1328
01:02:58,440 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 3: that's a good sign.

1329
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I think that's a fun quality to you.

1330
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if I like what things I

1331
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 2: think I see, and I don't have any which is

1332
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 2: an amazing podcast I have.

1333
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 1: I always go opposite. Like people say black cats are

1334
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: bad luck, so I always think they're good luck.

1335
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel that.

1336
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 1: And I always like whatever, like literally whatever we're supposed

1337
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: to think, like opening an umbrella indoors or like breaking

1338
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: a mirror. I'm always I feel like that like prevents

1339
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: the evil eye rather than invites it. It's like it's

1340
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,760
Speaker 1: good that something bad happened because that means the other

1341
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,640
Speaker 1: bad thing won't happen.

1342
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 3: Ooh, I hear you.

1343
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

1344
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 3: I feel that way about breaking a glass, Yes, like

1345
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 3: if I shatter it because I'm a little lag kind

1346
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 3: of I can be very accident prone. I mean I

1347
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 3: ran into a bowl on the way over here. I'm like,

1348
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 3: oh shoot, I felt a bump and I was like, dang,

1349
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 3: I was just trying to get a meter parking spot.

1350
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh you know. Yeah, it's tough.

1351
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 3: But if I like move my arm rapidly across the

1352
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 3: counter and at last flies off the shelf and shatters

1353
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 3: in three million pieces, I'm like, huh, lucky day.

1354
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. When I do.

1355
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 2: When I make a mistakes, sometimes I'm like, oh good,

1356
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 2: I'm like banking negative points so that I'll like, they'll

1357
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 2: get rewarded something I think.

1358
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, it's literally like when it's like rain

1359
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: on your wedding day, It's like good luck because that's

1360
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 1: the bad thing that happened. But then you know the

1361
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: marriage will be good or whatever.

1362
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 3: Right are you? Guys like Brene Brown talks about foreboding

1363
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 3: joy feeling of like you're so joyful and everything's working

1364
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 3: out great and you're really happy, and then you have

1365
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 3: this pit in your stomach that you're like, it's all

1366
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 3: going to go to shit.

1367
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. I have that big time.

1368
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 2: When I have a string of good things, I'm like retrow,

1369
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, I'm like, how is this going to

1370
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 2: come crashing down?

1371
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 3: And then does it?

1372
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1373
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 3: Do you think that's your own self fulfilling?

1374
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 1: Probably?

1375
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1376
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: Probably. I remember being like being a teen and having

1377
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: a very almost zen like understanding that everything went up

1378
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 1: and down and just being like when I was at

1379
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: my lowest, being like, I know, next week's going to

1380
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 1: be good because because this week was bad.

1381
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,640
Speaker 3: That's very very zen Buddhist.

1382
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 1: I know. And then I lost it completely and now

1383
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm just sort of like stressed all the time. What

1384
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: do you think about that?

1385
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 2: Because the block is ticking well, there's even something about

1386
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 2: you know, this podcast is mostly about New York versus LA,

1387
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 2: and there's something about living in LA where I'm like,

1388
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 2: coming from New York, I was.

1389
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: Like, wait, this isn't right. I'm supposed to be suffering.

1390
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be suffering at all times. Yeah, because

1391
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 1: that's how I deserve things from the suffering.

1392
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 3: It's the New York way. Yeah, that's what bonds people.

1393
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 1: It's true. And here everyone's like maybe you just are comfortable.

1394
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 3: Like actually I never have to check the weather. It's

1395
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 3: always good.

1396
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 2: It's crazy and I'm happy and I'm still scared that

1397
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 2: I'm not suffering.

1398
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, Also, La is the land of magical thinking.

1399
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 1: That's true.

1400
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 3: Everyone here is into crystals and astrology and tarot cards.

1401
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 3: I'm with my people.

1402
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: Due to times, I think we should do our final. Yeah,

1403
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:56,439
Speaker 1: we should do our finals. I mean I obviously could

1404
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,479
Speaker 1: talk for hours and it's killing me that I'm not there.

1405
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 1: But George really really feels like you are here.

1406
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 3: It does. Yeah, you haven't missed a beat. And yeah,

1407
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 3: I feel like you are the JumboTron.

1408
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: I am theron and we are having an affair with you.

1409
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're you've caught us.

1410
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 2: You've caught us in a in a torrid little emotional moment.

1411
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Viva Levita starts playing crescendo.

1412
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 3: This feels like it's getting serious, like very Barbara Walters.

1413
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, our final segment is what have you done wrong.

1414
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 2: Of Our final segment is called shout Outs, and in

1415
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 2: this segment we paymash is a grand straight tradition of

1416
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 2: the radio shout out, So we shout out anything that

1417
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 2: we are enjoying. People, places, things, ideas. We make them

1418
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 2: up on the spot. George and I will go first.

1419
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 1: I just thought of one. Do you want to go first.

1420
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 1: I can go first. Great what's up freaks and losers

1421
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 1: and survivor heads and trader heads all around this great

1422
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: country of ours. I want to give a shout out

1423
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 1: to the film Unfaithful Form. I want to say two

1424
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 1: thousand and one. I maybe was inspired by I maybe

1425
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 1: was inspired by the JumboTron of it all and wanted

1426
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 1: to watch the movie about being unfaithful and cheating. And

1427
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 1: when I tell you the entire plot of this movie

1428
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:22,439
Speaker 1: that someone was unfaithful, it was so refreshing. These days,

1429
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: everyone's polyamorous, everyone has all these rules and is like

1430
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 1: keeping up with spreadsheets. This was just a married couple

1431
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 1: and one of them had an affair. Bring back simple

1432
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,080
Speaker 1: movies like that. I have a really difficult time keeping

1433
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 1: up with these plots. I still haven't seen Mickey seventeen.

1434
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: I need a movie where that's just a couple and

1435
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 1: one of them has an affair. Diane Lane very underrated actress.

1436
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what is going on with her. I

1437
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: think she's like in the midway point between being prestige

1438
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 1: and being not prestige, so people don't know what to

1439
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 1: do with her. I think that's sexist and I think

1440
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 1: they need to put her in the next Marvel movie.

1441
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: Stat and Richard gear Legend. Obviously, I had the time

1442
01:07:56,680 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 1: of my life, and I think they should remain unfaithful

1443
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 1: featuring the stars of today. Wow, George, I think that's

1444
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 1: so beautiful.

1445
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 2: And I have to tell you that movie was like

1446
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 2: a bit of a sexual.

1447
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 1: Awakening for me. Like watching that movie, I remember being

1448
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 1: because of the friendly guy. I remember there being like

1449
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: a really hot sex scene and being like, whoa, what

1450
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 1: is this? Like I watched it asleepover and I was like,

1451
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,640
Speaker 1: uh oh yeah, sleepovers will get you.

1452
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 3: Sleepovers will get you ever time.

1453
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 1: I mean it, Everyone's.

1454
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 3: Having their sexual awakening in a closet at a sleepover.

1455
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 2: It's literally true. Okay, I have a controversial one.

1456
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,719
Speaker 1: Okay, go what's up freak cliss and perverts around the globe.

1457
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,880
Speaker 2: I want to give a huge shout out to get this.

1458
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,599
Speaker 2: Male musicians hear me out as a gay guy. I

1459
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 2: am often standing the girls. I am standing the girls

1460
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 2: left and right, and sometimes I forget that male musicians exist.

1461
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: This week, I.

1462
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 2: Have been like, wait a minute, men have been making

1463
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 2: music this whole time. So I've been sort of diving

1464
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 2: into the things that straight guys listen to, like say

1465
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:05,760
Speaker 2: Alex g and McGhee and even I listened to the

1466
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:10,080
Speaker 2: new Justin Bieber album, which was produced heavily by McGhee,

1467
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 2: and I am is that how you say his name?

1468
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 1: Whatever? I'm just learning. I'm just learning about this culture mcg.

1469
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 2: And I just want to say that I feel so

1470
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 2: connected to straight male musicians right now.

1471
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: I don't even know if whatever.

1472
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:24,960
Speaker 2: I don't know their sexualities, but I know that they

1473
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 2: are men, and I think I'm like, you know what,

1474
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 2: they have some talent as well, and I'm trying to

1475
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 2: expand my mind and not I will obviously stand the

1476
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:34,560
Speaker 2: girls till the day I die, but I'm trying to

1477
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 2: open my mind more to male musicians once again. So

1478
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 2: shout out to the boys. Xoxo.

1479
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, oh my god. I am excited. I want

1480
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 3: to go to a music festival with you in your

1481
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 3: orange bets when you're cut off dunim shorts.

1482
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:52,240
Speaker 2: Oh you know, I will be looking like a little

1483
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 2: country slut.

1484
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 3: Let's go see the beeps, Let's do it.

1485
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm all in. I'm actually I am all in. Yeah

1486
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 1: you should go. Yeah? Can I taste him from the

1487
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:02,519
Speaker 1: front row?

1488
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,479
Speaker 3: I'm gonna drop you to your knees.

1489
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would love nothing more. Get ready, Yeah,

1490
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 1: I have one? Go off?

1491
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Well I was listening to you guys like,

1492
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 3: oh what am I gonna say? But I think I

1493
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 3: got one? Okay, Hey, free exclosers and homos. I want

1494
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 3: to shout out to my girl, Pamela Anderson.

1495
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you know.

1496
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 3: She is not being given as much credit as she deserves.

1497
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 3: She's the original slut, the og hot playboy, barbed wire like,

1498
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,680
Speaker 3: the bleach blonde hair, the big hair, the gorgeous the

1499
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 3: like overplucked eyebrows. Bring them back. We miss them from

1500
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 3: the nineties. I overtweezed my eyebroth. They never grew back.

1501
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 3: Am I Pamela Anderson?

1502
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 2: No?

1503
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,040
Speaker 3: Do I want to be? Yes, she's moved away, she

1504
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 3: went through court. She has a documentary out. It's good.

1505
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 2: Oh.

1506
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 3: I wished the Pamela Anderson documentary and I was floored.

1507
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 3: I really I want to be this woman's best friend.

1508
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 3: She's a role model in icon for women everywhere. She

1509
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 3: went on and did Chicago, she performed in a musical.

1510
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,719
Speaker 3: The woman is a worker. She's devoted to her craft.

1511
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:17,600
Speaker 3: She works hard. She overcame Tommy Lee clearly has a

1512
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 3: way to overcome a narcissistic kind of psychopath. Like she's

1513
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 3: she's grown, she's evolved, she's a strong woman, and she's

1514
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,559
Speaker 3: a role model for women everywhere. And I for one

1515
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 3: think that she needs to be glorified maybe on Mount

1516
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:37,840
Speaker 3: Rushmore put her face carbon and granted i'd Canadian, but

1517
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,960
Speaker 3: I think, amazing message.

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01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 1: That would be an amazing message, a beautiful shout out.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something amazing? I went to the

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Speaker 1: opening night of Chicago with Pam Anderson with Matt Rogers. No,

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Speaker 1: how was it? It was so good? I was so jealous.

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Speaker 1: I actually, I mean obviously everyone in our like age

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Speaker 1: group love Pam Anderson, and I think, like it's so

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Speaker 1: fun to watch her like come into her own in

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Speaker 1: this stage. But you know, I didn't know if she

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Speaker 1: was gonna be good at singing and dancing, like not

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Speaker 1: everyone has every talent. But then you just remember she

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Speaker 1: is someone who has done so many things and at

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Speaker 1: each point works so hard to do them well. Like

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Speaker 1: she's sort of like if the task is acting, she'll

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Speaker 1: work at acting. If the task is like being a

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Speaker 1: reality star or being a model, or whatever, and I

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Speaker 1: just think with Chicago. She was like, I'm gonna, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna commit to this, and she was like a passable

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Speaker 1: Broadway person.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how do you be a passable Broadway person?

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Speaker 1: Like Cow?

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Speaker 3: I would be my pant.

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Speaker 1: I would flow up so hard for her. I'd be

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Speaker 1: like low, like.

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Speaker 2: The idea of doing anything on Broadway, I'm like, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: it's I feel similarly about hunting. I'm like, just so,

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Speaker 2: don't make me, don't make me go up there.

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Speaker 3: No, but because you know you would do it though,

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Speaker 3: you'd twinkle toes your way all the way across this

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Speaker 3: taste you.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I mean party, This has been absolutely electric. We

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Speaker 1: are so much money beyond honored. I want to I'm

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Speaker 1: going to read the full title of your book. Parvety's

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Speaker 1: book is called Nice Girls Don't Win. How I burned

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Speaker 1: it all down to Claim My Power by Privety Shallow.

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Speaker 1: It is available everywhere. And this has been a complete

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Speaker 1: and utter delight. Yeah, thank you so much for coming on.

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Speaker 1: This was really amazing.

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Speaker 3: I loved it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. FOW. We'll stay in touch. Yes, no, Jonathan

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Speaker 1: has my email.

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Speaker 3: Okay, bye bye, hey bye, go get your Faery podcast.

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