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Speaker 1: Okay, folks, there's a new study out there. Man made

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Speaker 1: global warming is going to kill off barley crops in

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Speaker 1: thirty four different regions worldwide. That means beer shortages, skyrocketing

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Speaker 1: beer prices. And there's even worse news than that. Oxford

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Speaker 1: University professor Peter Frankomin predicts that global temperatures are going

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Speaker 1: to rise more than two point seven degrees because the

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Speaker 1: international community will not meet the goals of the Paris Agreement.

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Speaker 1: And we all know whose fault that will be the result, why,

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Speaker 1: my friends, terrible things for mankind and womankind and perhaps

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Speaker 1: even tranny kind. The world's permafrost will melt, and that

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Speaker 1: will unleash ancient bacteria and other biological agents that have

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Speaker 1: been frozen for thousands of years. The thawed out bacteria

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Speaker 1: will reawaken the Black Death, also known as the plague.

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Speaker 1: The recycled Black Death plague will kill millions, and they'll

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Speaker 1: die thirsty because there won't be any beer. Brett Kavanaugh

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Speaker 1: hardest hit white male college students too. To go along

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Speaker 1: with Kavanaugh. In that sense, it might be sweet justice.

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Speaker 1: Kavanagh gets shortage beer while the rest of us die.

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Speaker 1: The left thinks that's fair,