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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. It's another jewil Phone. Frank

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Speaker 1: Wenday Mornings Fun. That's twenties. Hello, Hello, this is Ryan. Yeah, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth knuckle Roy have your neighbor from down

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Speaker 1: the street. And I know we haven't met yet, but

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Speaker 1: I have a bone to pick with you. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Name my name is Seth Okay,

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Speaker 1: and i am sorry that I got argumentative right away.

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Speaker 1: I'm angry at the situation, and I'm also kind of

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Speaker 1: angry at you. Yeah, I'm ad it, I'm mad. No

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Speaker 1: idea what you're talking? What are you talk I'm so

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Speaker 1: confused right now. Your dog killed my cat? Ye what?

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Speaker 1: Your dog, whatever its name is, came into my house

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Speaker 1: and sucked sprinkles. They all sprinkles is dead. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who, dude, I'm so confused. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: you are confused? What are you getting used about? Your kid?

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Speaker 1: Your dog killed? I'm confused because you're calling me. You're

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Speaker 1: telling me that my dog has been in my house

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Speaker 1: the entire day. As came over to your house. My

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Speaker 1: dog was six fifteen pounds, maybe soaking with and you're

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Speaker 1: telling me that my dog came over and killed your cat.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. I think that

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Speaker 1: you owe me an apology. You definitely need to pay

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Speaker 1: for the funeral, and cat coffins aren't cheap, buddy, What

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Speaker 1: are you? What are you talking about? Your delusion Hanks

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Speaker 1: to a funeral? I'm not Hank for anything. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what the hell you're talking about. I know. All

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Speaker 1: I'm saying is I went out of town for a

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Speaker 1: week and a half. I come back and Sprinkles is

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Speaker 1: dead in the living room, and there's nobody else I

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Speaker 1: can think of that was responsible except for your little

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Speaker 1: shit too. Oh, let me ask you a question. You're

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Speaker 1: gone for a weekend after you when you left? Did

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Speaker 1: I what did you feed your cat when you left? Um,

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Speaker 1: that's a very good point that you just brought up

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Speaker 1: about um feeding the cat. I think, oh boy, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I for I definitely forgot to feed it. I just

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Speaker 1: really took that out on you, didn't I am. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry, chet. I don't know who the hell you are,

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Speaker 1: how you got my number, and if God forbid you

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Speaker 1: are my neighbor, I hope that we never meet you.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes of my life to because you forgot to

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Speaker 1: feed your freaking cat. This is absolutely ridiculous. That's a relief.

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Speaker 1: I killed my cat and not your dog. I hate

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Speaker 1: to go from crying to laughing and like the matter

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Speaker 1: of seconds, but I mean, oh, what a minute, what

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Speaker 1: a misunderstanding? High Let me get this three heat. Lose

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Speaker 1: my number, you psycho. Neighbors, we all have them, right

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Speaker 1: all the Oh gosh, that's fun. It's it's nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Maybe we should get together and barbecue sometime.

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Speaker 1: I really hope you don't live on my freaking block. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're I swear to God, lose my number. Don't ever

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Speaker 1: call me again. Don't ever accuse me or my dog

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Don't even if you see me on the street.

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Speaker 1: God forbid, don't even look at me. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know who you are. I don't want to see you.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear you. Just lose my number,

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Speaker 1: you psycho that I should actually let you know that

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking? What are you talking about? It's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your wife, Christie set you up. She said

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Speaker 1: that you have like a like a weird cat neighbor

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Speaker 1: or something that creeps you out. Oh man, oh geezus,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, if there wasn't a cat dead, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you one thing, I'm gonna have an argument with

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Speaker 1: my wife. So somewhere along the line, the cops met

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Speaker 1: you called them. Did Jewel show on demand?