Speaker 1: Okay, how annoying is lingo? Why does everybody copy lingo? Now?
Speaker 1: And I don't even mean in one industry. It's it's
Speaker 1: like TikTok, it's on cooking shows. I hate lingo as
Speaker 1: much as I hate corporate lingo of like running up
Speaker 1: the flagpole park that impactful. Hey Dan, circle back, I'm
Speaker 1: out of pocket. I hate lingo. I despise lingo. It's
Speaker 1: just douche and it's like copy catish and it's derivative
Speaker 1: and it's regurgitating. I fucking hate lingo, so like I
Speaker 1: hate lingo and other industries to like um, in cooking,
Speaker 1: like on cookie shows, like I'm just first, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna hit it with some butter, and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: hit it with that and then we're gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: chop that down. Like there's all this lingo And on
Speaker 1: TikTok there's this beauty ling lingo, were beauty and fashion lingo,
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't even know what this means.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do this to my face so
Speaker 1: it looks so it looks snatched, and then and then
Speaker 1: it's something on your body, like I don't I think
Speaker 1: it's just like tightened right, like snatched. I thought a
Speaker 1: snatch was a vagina. But anyway, I digress, So no,
Speaker 1: let me try to the outfit I look snatched or
Speaker 1: and then here here's the fit, which to me would
Speaker 1: mean like here's how it fits, but that's not. It's like,
Speaker 1: here's the look, here's the fit, okay, and then like
Speaker 1: that's sus which is suspect or makeup? They're doing makeup first.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in with some primer. Then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: you know, then I'm gonna go in with fuck off.
Speaker 1: How's that going? Get your own fucking language. Stop being
Speaker 1: such a regurgitator. Have some creativity. I realized that the
Speaker 1: entire app is made to copy each other. How do
Speaker 1: your own fucking spin on it? Make up a new word?
Speaker 1: I'm going in. It's so annoying. Can people just not
Speaker 1: say love and light? You are definitely involved in a
Speaker 1: Ponzi scam If you're saying love the end light and
Speaker 1: hashtag blassed a. You're bragging when you say hashtag glass.
Speaker 1: But if you're saying love and light and assaulting me
Speaker 1: with your full spirituality and an email, it's off for
Speaker 1: me fucking love and light somebody else. Okay, I could
Speaker 1: be a great person and without your love and your light,
Speaker 1: love and light yourself, Love and light up the fucking
Speaker 1: your whole house. Okay, love and light up Valentine's Day,
Speaker 1: Love and light up Christmas with all the lights you
Speaker 1: want all over your house. Okay, I don't need your
Speaker 1: love and light. It's weird. You're being a love and
Speaker 1: light bully. You're pushing your love and light onto me.
Speaker 1: And when you say love and light to me, it's
Speaker 1: sort of makes it like, Oh, you're a good person,
Speaker 1: aren't you. You must be really really really good and
Speaker 1: honest and pious. And also when someone throws a fucking
Speaker 1: like a psalm or something. What's when you put one
Speaker 1: of those religious quotes ecclesiastic or something on the bottom
Speaker 1: of an email, it's like a full spirituality assault. I
Speaker 1: will love and light myself, or I will hate and
Speaker 1: dark myself. Okay, love and light yourself. I'll do my
Speaker 1: own love and my own light, my own way. It's
Speaker 1: annoying people's shirts. Be kind kindness, shut the fuck namas
Speaker 1: stay okay, namast, stay at home. Leave me the funk
Speaker 1: alone with your foe bullshit. I hate oh this stuff.
Speaker 1: I'd rather someone say rose all day to me. That's
Speaker 1: like other annoying t J Max language. But I can
Speaker 1: handle that, Okay. But love and life hashtag hashag blessed,
Speaker 1: hashtag blessed. Because I'm on a yacht and I have
Speaker 1: Lubetan shoes and a fifty carrot diamond and forty Ramas
Speaker 1: bags blessed. I don't think that's blessed. I think that's bragging.
Speaker 1: You can have all those fucking bags and all the
Speaker 1: love and light you want, but don't say that's blessed.
Speaker 1: Say blessed in church. I'd like to say that as
Speaker 1: I mentioned blessed as an annoying word, my personal brand,
Speaker 1: well that's my personal brand. Oh it is. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: a pretentious douche. But anyway, um, the new most annoying
Speaker 1: word in the English language right now, because it's one
Speaker 1: of those words. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: It's a word that a person who maybe doesn't even
Speaker 1: speak good English, or maybe has an i Q of
Speaker 1: negative seven, when they say it, it makes them feel
Speaker 1: like they're smart. So they say it too much to
Speaker 1: other people to try to elevate themselves, like everybody had
Speaker 1: to say pivot during the pandemic because it made them
Speaker 1: feel like that, well, no, I had to pivot. You
Speaker 1: just have to pivot. Were pivot? Okay, So that was
Speaker 1: an annoying word. I want to know the next most
Speaker 1: annoying word right now. Narrative. Narrative. That narrative. Okay, Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian okay, Kanye okay, Lebron okay, okay, Carol Rads, narrative.
Speaker 1: You're pushing a narrative. Let's just talk about a different narrative.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to pay with that. Shut the
Speaker 1: funk up with all the narratives. Okay, the narrative. Narrative
Speaker 1: needs to change. And that word is as pretend just
Speaker 1: right now, the first time someone's a narrative, it's okay.
Speaker 1: The time, we get it. You know the word narrative.
Speaker 1: You heard it on the view, we got it. It's
Speaker 1: enough now. Literally, remember that one with the big T.
Speaker 1: Narrative is the new Literally, Oh, I didn't realize you
Speaker 1: were from the UK. You're from fucking New Jersey. Literally, okay,
Speaker 1: we realize you think you're smart. It's okay because you
Speaker 1: capitalize the big tea in the middle of literally no,
Speaker 1: it's literally, Oh, you're smart, motherfucker? Are you? Wow? You
Speaker 1: capitalize the T You're so genius. I'm like, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Why don't you go fuck yourself? Literally, I am literally exhausted. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I'm annoying because my annoying word that I say
Speaker 1: too much, but I did kind of started a long
Speaker 1: time ago. I've been saying it for years beyond. But
Speaker 1: I don't think it's as annoying as those. But that's
Speaker 1: of course because I say it. I've been doing these
Speaker 1: beauty or or bust videos that have been doing so
Speaker 1: incredibly well on TikTok because every person on TikTok doesn't
Speaker 1: realize that they're like a pack mule carrying someone else's ship.
Speaker 1: So these girls are like, oh my god, I just
Speaker 1: went to the Staphora sale, I have a hall. Oh
Speaker 1: that's another word hall Hall t J Max Hall, Trader
Speaker 1: Joe's Hall Sacks with Avenue hall uh Sephora hall pike
Speaker 1: another word. Like, you have your own words, You have
Speaker 1: your own fucking voice and body and language. You don't
Speaker 1: have to say hall. Just you brought some ship home,
Speaker 1: you bought some ship. It's not a Hall, but they're
Speaker 1: all advertisers. And like I said, I went to the
Speaker 1: Staphora percent off sale. I know I live in a
Speaker 1: cardboard box and I have no electricity, but I got
Speaker 1: the Charlotte Tilbury Glow. It's what are my face? It's glowing.
Speaker 1: So I've been doing ones with like the cheapo brands
Speaker 1: from CBS right. And the only reason you don't know
Speaker 1: if it's as good as they say it is, it's
Speaker 1: because they're only pretty done. One cheek. Go upstairs, get
Speaker 1: some fucking alve oil or criscal lard. Put it on
Speaker 1: the other side. It's gonna shine too. No ship, No
Speaker 1: this moisturized. Everybody wants to know what the people on
Speaker 1: the red carpet do. You know what they do? They
Speaker 1: put on moisturizer and then they put on no ship.
Speaker 1: There are ten thousand brands of this ship. You put
Speaker 1: on moist My face is so hydrated. Look at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you put moisturizer on. Go put some fucking olive oil
Speaker 1: on your face or crisco and it'll be moisturized. To
Speaker 1: look at this cream. I know it's expens like seventy five,
Speaker 1: but it's the Holy Grail cream because somebody who did
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's driver's sisters dry cleaner. They put it on
Speaker 1: their face, and it's like, you can't imagine. It's sold
Speaker 1: out now everywhere. Everyone's going in droves. So I had
Speaker 1: to start. I don't even know anything about makeup. I
Speaker 1: was just like, Hi, let me go buy the four
Speaker 1: dollar thing, let me go buy the seventy five dollar thing.
Speaker 1: Here's my face. This is on this side of the face.
Speaker 1: This is on the other. You fucking decide. And literally
Speaker 1: most literally most of them are people saying, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I like that side. It's the cover girl's side. It's
Speaker 1: the maple ing side. Like it's okay to spend money
Speaker 1: on some things, but let's just not be fucking cheap robots.
Speaker 1: I love going into Sephora as much as the next place,
Speaker 1: and I found some great stuff there, and Alta and
Speaker 1: CBS and all an, Amazon and Target and fucking all
Speaker 1: the beauty ship. But Jesus Christ, get a fucking brain.
Speaker 1: I need to talk about over the ambitious menus. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been talking about this four years for years because
Speaker 1: it's gotten crazy, but now we're at a new level
Speaker 1: because the local and seasonal and plant based and grain
Speaker 1: fed and chia seed key what puree fed? And Reese
Speaker 1: Witherspoon chewed up the food, fed it to her baby.
Speaker 1: The baby pooped it out, and they said that to
Speaker 1: the gray and the fed the grass to fed the salmon.
Speaker 1: Like enough, the fucking menus are out of control. It's
Speaker 1: a shellacked salmon that was flown in from Nova Scotia
Speaker 1: took an uber to Canada. And now I mean, like
Speaker 1: it's crazy. She lacked salmon on a pure puree of
Speaker 1: adopted but treated very well goose hens. Like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand anything that people are saying. It's insane. The menus now, like,
Speaker 1: look at a menu. You're like the like oven baked
Speaker 1: of it? What is it? Vine ripened tomatoes? Oh really,
Speaker 1: I've ripened my tomatoes on fucking tinfoil. Well, like, how
Speaker 1: do you how else were they vine ripen who? Heart
Speaker 1: baked bread? Ah? Really? There's a person in the back.
Speaker 1: It's like a like a stone hearth. Someone's back there
Speaker 1: with two sticks rubbing it together and making a fire
Speaker 1: to cook your bad leg. That's a bag of bullshit too.
Speaker 1: The menus are insane. The beat flon, the shell ak salmon,
Speaker 1: the locally organically, plant based, plant chef, natural food. I
Speaker 1: was a natural food chef before in two thousand. Okay,
Speaker 1: but still stop with the overly ambitious menus. Have you
Speaker 1: dined with us before. We do things differently. Here. We
Speaker 1: hand you a menu with scrawl. You read it. The
Speaker 1: less expensive things are smaller, the more expensive things are
Speaker 1: larger and to be shared. And we then go take
Speaker 1: this order into another room and there's a person who
Speaker 1: has a white alphit on and clogs. They're gonna cook
Speaker 1: it for you, and then it's going to come out. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for that different, different, different, different
Speaker 1: experience we're gonna have. Don't order food delivery if it's
Speaker 1: things that you normally can eat or make, Okay, can
Speaker 1: we just do that? What a disappoint You order from
Speaker 1: a gray place. It comes in it's ship, it's still
Speaker 1: in a crap container. You gotta take that out. You
Speaker 1: gotta put it on the plate, you gotta heat that up.
Speaker 1: You gotta throw out the containers and all the mess
Speaker 1: that the dripping came out on the corners of the
Speaker 1: containers into the bag onto your countertop. Then you still
Speaker 1: have to clean the plates you ate off. If you're
Speaker 1: not an animal. You're not eating out of like tinfoil. Right,
Speaker 1: you have to clean all that ship. Then you have
Speaker 1: to get that disgusting, smelling garbage out. Just fucking cook
Speaker 1: the food, and definitely like order and find sushi you
Speaker 1: can't really make on your own. You're not like slicing
Speaker 1: sashimi on the diagonal. But if it's something you can
Speaker 1: make at home, just cook it yourself. It's so stupid
Speaker 1: to order it and it's ship when it gets to you,
Speaker 1: and then fifty pounds of chopsticks and sauces and paper
Speaker 1: and all the ship you have to deal with. It's hot.
Speaker 1: Food delivery is really I find it to be inundated.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a bag of bread. We gotta give it
Speaker 1: to that. Then we've got napkins and chopsticks and sucking
Speaker 1: sauces and the whole thing. My kitchen's a bomb. After
Speaker 1: I order delivery, it's a scam.