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Speaker 1: And I don't even mean in one industry. It's it's

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Speaker 1: like TikTok, it's on cooking shows. I hate lingo as

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Speaker 1: much as I hate corporate lingo of like running up

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Speaker 1: the flagpole park that impactful. Hey Dan, circle back, I'm

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Speaker 1: out of pocket. I hate lingo. I despise lingo. It's

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Speaker 1: just douche and it's like copy catish and it's derivative

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Speaker 1: and it's regurgitating. I fucking hate lingo, so like I

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Speaker 1: hate lingo and other industries to like um, in cooking,

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Speaker 1: like on cookie shows, like I'm just first, I'm just

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Speaker 1: chop that down. Like there's all this lingo And on

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Speaker 1: TikTok there's this beauty ling lingo, were beauty and fashion lingo,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't even know what this means.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do this to my face so

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Speaker 1: it looks so it looks snatched, and then and then

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Speaker 1: it's just like tightened right, like snatched. I thought a

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Speaker 1: let me try to the outfit I look snatched or

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Speaker 1: and then here here's the fit, which to me would

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Speaker 1: mean like here's how it fits, but that's not. It's like,

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Speaker 1: here's the look, here's the fit, okay, and then like

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Speaker 1: that's sus which is suspect or makeup? They're doing makeup first.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in with some primer. Then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: How's that going? Get your own fucking language. Stop being

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Speaker 1: such a regurgitator. Have some creativity. I realized that the

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Speaker 1: entire app is made to copy each other. How do

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Speaker 1: your own fucking spin on it? Make up a new word?

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Speaker 1: I'm going in. It's so annoying. Can people just not

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Speaker 1: say love and light? You are definitely involved in a

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Speaker 1: Ponzi scam If you're saying love the end light and

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Speaker 1: hashtag blassed a. You're bragging when you say hashtag glass.

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Speaker 1: But if you're saying love and light and assaulting me

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Speaker 1: me fucking love and light somebody else. Okay, I could

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Speaker 1: be a great person and without your love and your light,

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Speaker 1: love and light yourself, Love and light up the fucking

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Speaker 1: your whole house. Okay, love and light up Valentine's Day,

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Speaker 1: love and light. It's weird. You're being a love and

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Speaker 1: light bully. You're pushing your love and light onto me.

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Speaker 1: And when you say love and light to me, it's

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Speaker 1: honest and pious. And also when someone throws a fucking

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Speaker 1: like a psalm or something. What's when you put one

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Speaker 1: of those religious quotes ecclesiastic or something on the bottom

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Speaker 1: will love and light myself, or I will hate and

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Speaker 1: dark myself. Okay, love and light yourself. I'll do my

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Speaker 1: own love and my own light, my own way. It's

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Speaker 1: annoying people's shirts. Be kind kindness, shut the fuck namas

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Speaker 1: stay okay, namast, stay at home. Leave me the funk

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Speaker 1: alone with your foe bullshit. I hate oh this stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather someone say rose all day to me. That's

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Speaker 1: like other annoying t J Max language. But I can

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Speaker 1: handle that, Okay. But love and life hashtag hashag blessed,

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Speaker 1: hashtag blessed. Because I'm on a yacht and I have

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Speaker 1: Say blessed in church. I'd like to say that as

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Speaker 1: just have to pivot. Were pivot? Okay, So that was

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Speaker 1: annoying word right now. Narrative. Narrative. That narrative. Okay, Kim

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Speaker 1: Kardashian okay, Kanye okay, Lebron okay, okay, Carol Rads, narrative.

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Speaker 1: Narrative is the new Literally, Oh, I didn't realize you

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Speaker 1: but I'm annoying because my annoying word that I say

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Speaker 1: of course because I say it. I've been doing these

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Speaker 1: incredibly well on TikTok because every person on TikTok doesn't

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Speaker 1: realize that they're like a pack mule carrying someone else's ship.

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Speaker 1: So these girls are like, oh my god, I just

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Speaker 1: went to the Staphora sale, I have a hall. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's another word hall Hall t J Max Hall, Trader

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Speaker 1: Joe's Hall Sacks with Avenue hall uh Sephora hall pike

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Speaker 1: have to say hall. Just you brought some ship home,

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Speaker 1: the Charlotte Tilbury Glow. It's what are my face? It's glowing.

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Speaker 1: because they're only pretty done. One cheek. Go upstairs, get

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Speaker 1: some fucking alve oil or criscal lard. Put it on

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Speaker 1: the other side. It's gonna shine too. No ship, No

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Speaker 1: put on moisturizer and then they put on no ship.

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Speaker 1: There are ten thousand brands of this ship. You put

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Speaker 1: on moist My face is so hydrated. Look at it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you put moisturizer on. Go put some fucking olive oil

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Speaker 1: look at this cream. I know it's expens like seventy five,

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's driver's sisters dry cleaner. They put it on

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Speaker 1: their face, and it's like, you can't imagine. It's sold

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Speaker 1: out now everywhere. Everyone's going in droves. So I had

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Speaker 1: to start. I don't even know anything about makeup. I

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Speaker 1: Here's my face. This is on this side of the face.

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Speaker 1: This is on the other. You fucking decide. And literally

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Speaker 1: on some things, but let's just not be fucking cheap robots.

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Speaker 1: I love going into Sephora as much as the next place,

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Speaker 1: the gray and the fed the grass to fed the salmon.

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Speaker 1: Like enough, the fucking menus are out of control. It's

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Speaker 1: understand anything that people are saying. It's insane. The menus now, like,

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Speaker 1: of it? What is it? Vine ripened tomatoes? Oh really,

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Speaker 1: I've ripened my tomatoes on fucking tinfoil. Well, like, how

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Speaker 1: do you how else were they vine ripen who? Heart

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Speaker 1: baked bread? Ah? Really? There's a person in the back.

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Speaker 1: It's like a like a stone hearth. Someone's back there

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Speaker 1: with two sticks rubbing it together and making a fire

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Speaker 1: The menus are insane. The beat flon, the shell ak salmon,

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Speaker 1: the locally organically, plant based, plant chef, natural food. I

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Speaker 1: but still stop with the overly ambitious menus. Have you

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Speaker 1: dined with us before. We do things differently. Here. We

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Speaker 1: hand you a menu with scrawl. You read it. The

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Speaker 1: less expensive things are smaller, the more expensive things are

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Speaker 1: this order into another room and there's a person who

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Speaker 1: has a white alphit on and clogs. They're gonna cook

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for that different, different, different, different

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Speaker 1: experience we're gonna have. Don't order food delivery if it's

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Speaker 1: things that you normally can eat or make, Okay, can

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Speaker 1: we just do that? What a disappoint You order from

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Speaker 1: a gray place. It comes in it's ship, it's still

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Speaker 1: not an animal. You're not eating out of like tinfoil. Right,

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Speaker 1: you have to clean all that ship. Then you have

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Speaker 1: the food, and definitely like order and find sushi you

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Speaker 1: can't really make on your own. You're not like slicing

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Speaker 1: sashimi on the diagonal. But if it's something you can

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Speaker 1: make at home, just cook it yourself. It's so stupid

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Speaker 1: to order it and it's ship when it gets to you,

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Speaker 1: and then fifty pounds of chopsticks and sauces and paper

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Speaker 1: and all the ship you have to deal with. It's hot.

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Speaker 1: Food delivery is really I find it to be inundated.

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Speaker 1: to that. Then we've got napkins and chopsticks and sucking

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Speaker 1: sauces and the whole thing. My kitchen's a bomb. After

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