1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,600 Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: is no laughing matter. Trust Jubules friends at one eight 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:12,800 Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away. 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred day. 6 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 1: Another jubil nun taps on the twenties. I'm moving five. Hello, Hi, 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: am I speaking to Russell? Yeah, this is Russell. Hey Russell, 8 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,639 Speaker 1: this is teacher Doug from your son's elementary school. How 9 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: are you good? You said this teacher died from my 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: son school. What's up? Yeah, teacher Doug. I know we've 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: never actually met in person. How you doing, I'm doing 12 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: pretty good. What's going on? Well, the reason that I'm 13 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: calling today is that I never received the signed waiver 14 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,600 Speaker 1: that James was sent home with. And I'm really not 15 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: received signed waiver. Uh huh and I really need that. 16 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: Uh you didn't come home with the waiver? What is 17 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: the So what did I do with Oh? Shoot, well 18 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: maybe he dropped it or something. Well, anyway, we're doing 19 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: a program on the dangers of drugs. It's called Get 20 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: High on Life, not drugs sure, I'd be happy to 21 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: sign that. I'm a son for that. Okay, good, because 22 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: you're the only parent who hasn't signed off yet. What's 23 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: see them going on? Man? That sounds like a good program. Okay, 24 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: but I actually do need your signature. Do you need 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 1: my signature? Can I send it to you by email 26 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: or facts? Or do I have to come in there? Well, 27 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 1: I just need you to actually sign off on this 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 1: form that says it's okay to do drugs in front 29 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 1: of your kid. I'm sorry, what did you say? I said, 30 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 1: I need I actually need your physical signature to say 31 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 1: that it's okay to do drugs in front of your child. 32 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: You're gonna do drugs in front of my child? Yeah. 33 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: We found the best way to teach children about drugs 34 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: is to do a bunch in front of them and 35 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: just see what happens. They'll learn about the dangers real quick. 36 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: Excuse me, teach your dog. You're not gonna do drugs 37 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: in front of my kid. That's ridiculous. Oh no, I am, 38 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: And that's how we're going to teach them. I think 39 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: it's important that they actually see the effects of drugs 40 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: on people. So I've got pretty much every single drug 41 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,079 Speaker 1: and for an entire week. I'm going to do one 42 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: a day. No, No, that's not going to happen to 43 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: my kid, that's no. If we're not doing that, well, 44 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: I think they need to see it. I'm gonna be 45 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: coming to school there if that's going on. I'm telling 46 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 1: you that right now. I really think it's the most 47 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,359 Speaker 1: effective way. You know, if they actually I need to 48 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: get all of the principle. What's his name? I need 49 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: a phone number right now. If you're worried about me, 50 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: I totally understand that, but I will be fine. I 51 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: already use a lot of these drugs recreationally, so my 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: tallerance bullcrap. That's bullcrap. You're gonna use this as an 53 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 1: excuse to do drugs in front of my kids or 54 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: other people? No, no, I well no, I don't need 55 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 1: an excuse. How do you get hired? This was crap? 56 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: This both my kids not coming back. I think the 57 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: answers and I need You're misunderstanding, sir, You're misunderstanding. I 58 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 1: don't need an excuse to do them in class. I 59 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: already do them at home, So it's fine. You're already 60 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 1: admitted to being a drug Eric, Why are you doing 61 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: this in front of my kid? Addict is such a 62 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 1: bad able. I prefer enthusiast. Okay, enthusiasts. Yes, I call 63 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: that being a hippiece. Okay, Well, you call it what 64 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: you want to call it, and I'll call it what 65 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: I want to call it. We'll call it what I 66 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: wanted to call it. I don't know what you're said. 67 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: The super program is going to work in school, but 68 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: it's not well. The field trip to the crack house 69 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: that we took them to last week worked beautifully. Watch 70 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: you took for a kid to a crack house. It 71 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,679 Speaker 1: was in a bandoned crack house. Yeah. I used to 72 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: go there all the time. But anyway, they found it 73 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: very educational, unbelievable. I'm summing that I'm the right now. 74 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna have this out all because of a prank 75 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: phone call. I mean, I think that's a bit of 76 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: an overreaction, don't you think, what what do you talk 77 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: to about? What's Oh? My bad? I should have told 78 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: you this. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel 79 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your wife, Michelle, 80 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: set you up, my wife, Michelle. It's a joke. This 81 00:03:55,040 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. Yes, oh my god, she 82 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: told us that she was. She told us that she 83 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: wanted you to get more involved with your son's schooling 84 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 1: and wanted me to prank you. I'm going to get 85 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: involved now, that's for sure. I can't believe she did 86 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: that to a weep