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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special episode of

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Speaker 1: geiss Buster starring Dan Jack Royd and Harold graymys Jack,

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Speaker 1: that is, Miles, this is what is trending this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: What's new? I mean, Miles, what's new with you? What's

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Speaker 1: new with me? Like in general? Are you trying to

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Speaker 1: lead into the first trend because I'll tell you what's

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Speaker 1: new with me is my renewed sense of feeling good

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Speaker 1: about l A sports. With the Lakers just really doing

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Speaker 1: what they had to do against the heat. It was

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Speaker 1: real touch and go at times. I was fully I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna lie full disclosure, I was fully prepared for

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Speaker 1: the heat to even this the series up. I really

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Speaker 1: thought it could go there. Um, but also still feeling

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Speaker 1: confident in the Lakers. Who knows nothing is for certain,

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Speaker 1: But now Friday's game looks a little more hopeful. And

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Speaker 1: if I didn't realized they were like the for people

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Speaker 1: who have season tickets to the Lakers, that's not me, um,

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Speaker 1: one day, maybe it could be they were offering like

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Speaker 1: Rolls Bowl viewing parties, like in your car, so like

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Speaker 1: it was like a drive in Laker game but in

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Speaker 1: the Rose Bowl parking lot. Uh, and like apparently they

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Speaker 1: had some some decent safety precautions in place. Did it

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Speaker 1: happen that that actually happened. So the thing is they

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Speaker 1: did it for the game last night because they thought,

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Speaker 1: you know, this is where the marketing people shot themselves

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Speaker 1: in the foot a bit. They thought it was gonna

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Speaker 1: be a sweep. So this is the first game that

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Speaker 1: they had and they're like, oh, come to game four

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Speaker 1: to watch just wrap it up at the Rose Bowl.

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Speaker 1: So now they're going to do it again Friday. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and you know it'll we'll see what happens then. Will

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Speaker 1: safety precautions stay in place when people are celebrating remains

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Speaker 1: to be seen. But I don't know what. Yeah, who

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Speaker 1: knows what's going to happen. But at least you all

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Speaker 1: have the option of staying inside your own car and

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Speaker 1: keep the windows rolled up. The game was a good game.

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Speaker 1: The Heat had Bam Autobio back playing with Jimmy Butler

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Speaker 1: and Tyler Harrow or Hero was just out of his mind,

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Speaker 1: like that's a formidable opponent, man, that is The Heat

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Speaker 1: are not a joke. They're pretty pretty good team. Um

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Speaker 1: Lebron was looking shaky in the first half and then

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Speaker 1: had a really great second half, a d hitt and

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Speaker 1: clutch shots. And I haven't had to root for the

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Speaker 1: Lakers until Lebron came because I always root for whoever

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Speaker 1: Lebron's playing for. And then Frank Vogel, who's a coach

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Speaker 1: i'm a fan of, came and man, y'all are the

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Speaker 1: worst Lakers fans. Man. My friend I was like after

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Speaker 1: after that shot, Wight and I was like bang, bang,

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Speaker 1: and he was like, you know, psyched, And then he

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Speaker 1: was like, man, I don't know what's wrong with our offense.

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Speaker 1: We look like ship Like I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, just be happy that you're within a game

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Speaker 1: of the finals. Like the the heat defense had the

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Speaker 1: Celtics offense looking far worse than you guys are looking

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Speaker 1: right now, like at least you're putting the ball in

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Speaker 1: the basket enough to win games. It's I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it is. If it's because it's funny, like a

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Speaker 1: lot of my friends who are Laker fans, who we

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Speaker 1: grew like, you know, like born into it. We didn't

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Speaker 1: select the Lakers. It was just like the local team. Granted,

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Speaker 1: yes we're in the eighties, so we had showtime and

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Speaker 1: all that and like there was a lot of energy around.

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Speaker 1: But we lived through the Del Harris years, okay, and

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Speaker 1: we got here. But but most of us are like,

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Speaker 1: thank god, man, it just feels good to be able

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Speaker 1: to fucking puff our chests up again. And I feel

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Speaker 1: like there's a lot of other people who are just

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Speaker 1: sort of so focused on like what the team looks

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Speaker 1: like on paper, and they're just raging out, like like

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Speaker 1: as if they're like doing fantasy or like this should

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Speaker 1: be fucking what what the fun is going on here?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense, Like, but we're still getting the

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Speaker 1: w's and that's getting the w in the finals. That

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Speaker 1: is the point of everything, all the speculation, all the

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Speaker 1: off season stuff. Um, I'm happy for Lebron. I'm happy

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Speaker 1: for Frank Vogel. I'm happy for myself because all the

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Speaker 1: Rondo haters out there, all the people who were texting

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Speaker 1: me being like, tell tell your boy Frank to take

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Speaker 1: Rondo out. He's the worst player on the team. Sucks Franks.

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Speaker 1: I was like, playoff. Rondo then showed up and made

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Speaker 1: Frank look very smart. So um, Anyways, shout out to

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Speaker 1: the Lakers organization. Also shout out to the Heat because

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Speaker 1: you gotta respect the hell out of what they're doing,

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Speaker 1: and the series is not over. And yeah, so that

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Speaker 1: young fan who got to be posterized by Lebron in

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Speaker 1: young fan, that young man in the number four teen jersey.

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Speaker 1: I believe fantastic great moments. You love this stuff. It

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Speaker 1: was so interesting. So that was you are, of course,

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Speaker 1: referring to the time Tyler Harrow Lebron stole the ball

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Speaker 1: was on a breakaway. Tyler Harrow ran full speed into

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Speaker 1: his body and then just went flying like he had

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Speaker 1: just been bad. Look like wipe out like that ABC show,

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Speaker 1: Like his body just went it just was flying rag

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Speaker 1: doll physics in the opposite direction. But you know, Tyler

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Speaker 1: Harrow is real good. I've never seen somebody make one

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Speaker 1: facial expression that made them look like go from looking

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Speaker 1: like a grown up to a child like his his

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Speaker 1: little snarl. It was like by putting that adult looking

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Speaker 1: thing on his face, it just drew it into such

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Speaker 1: harsh contrast. It would be like putting a mustache on

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Speaker 1: a on a five year old and he was like, yo,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing my man um? But that that

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Speaker 1: was a that was a tough look. I mean he

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Speaker 1: and it was contact too to try and make it

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Speaker 1: look like a foul, but come on, come on, young man,

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Speaker 1: you're you're not You're not going to get that, and

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Speaker 1: you should. You know, it's not an offensive foul when

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Speaker 1: you just bounce off of somebody's body, like, no matter

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Speaker 1: how pained your faces. New Zealand is trending. Uh, just somebody,

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Speaker 1: somebody you tweeted this thing. It's just nice to check

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Speaker 1: in with what a sane world might look like. Uh,

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Speaker 1: had we gotten this COVID thing under control? Obviously New

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Speaker 1: Zealand is an island, Uh, far fewer people, so uh,

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Speaker 1: less of a level of difficulty. But still, you know,

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Speaker 1: by contact tracing, by following scientific recommendations and medical recommendations. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they've got this thing in in a good place, to

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Speaker 1: the point that a American who moved to New Zealand

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Speaker 1: New Zealand's handling of COVID, but they don't know like

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Speaker 1: how good it is. Their most recent small cluster of

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Speaker 1: swabbing that they traced two cases to a trash can

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Speaker 1: like that's my new porn. That's my new porn. But

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Speaker 1: that's I mean, that is what like take yourself back

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Speaker 1: pull that off. Well, modern or not. It's about having

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Speaker 1: the culture within the nation that is about helping and

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Speaker 1: protecting each other, you know what I mean, Like that's

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Speaker 1: it's just the weirdest thing. Like communism fundamentally fundamentally agree that.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, man, we gotta take are of our people.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of like the thing, you know, like it's

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Speaker 1: like we're all in this thing trying to help each

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Speaker 1: other out. But here it's like, I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: do you have enough? What level of treatment can you afford?

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Speaker 1: And also we don't give a funk enough to even

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Speaker 1: like to contact trade with the president, mostly because he

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Speaker 1: probably doesn't want to be revealed as patient zero or

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Speaker 1: whatever the funk that's going to be. But yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a I guess that's what it is too. It's like

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Speaker 1: I want to know. It's like you want to watch

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Speaker 1: and then like Trump meltdown, Trump asymptomatic, Trump trouble breathing,

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Speaker 1: although according to his doctors, he has been fully asymptomatic

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Speaker 1: for twenty four hours. Uh. And his dick has gotten

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Speaker 1: bigger somehow, right, Um, according to his Twitter Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: where we're at. We're just we've got a volatile as

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Speaker 1: So the VP debate is happening tonight, may have happened

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Speaker 1: and say that nothing that well, I won't. I won't

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Speaker 1: don't know it all. It's there's so there's just so

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Speaker 1: a parent ticket that's being left for Tupac at will call. Uh.

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Speaker 1: debate in Salt Lake City, and he was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: a ticket for Tupac. And people were like, They're like, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Trump campaign officials were saying they were leaving a ticket

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Speaker 1: they're like, but Tupac's dead, honey, and she's like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry anyway, yes, but she's like my favorite

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Speaker 1: rappers Tupac got it? Like does she know? So now

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Speaker 1: fun when he pulls up and takes the ticket exactly. Um,

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Speaker 1: that would be also to Broc reveals he's alive to

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Speaker 1: and that's the other thing. Are you are you expecting

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Speaker 1: the highlights for y'all to I mean, you know, Pence

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Speaker 1: and was like, yo, we need to watch this Carter,

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