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Speaker 1: Weekend. It Bernie's is fine with me. It's one more thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm strong, and one more thing before we get to that.

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Speaker 1: In Macab's story. I just saw this headline Prince William

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Speaker 1: has resumed his royal duties for the first time since

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Speaker 1: the announcement of his wife's cancer.

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Speaker 2: Neat why there are layers that don't give a crap

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Speaker 2: I need to penetrate to comment on this.

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Speaker 1: Neat something that there's a mechanism involved where you like

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Speaker 1: have suspended your royal duties and that that is noted

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Speaker 1: by anyone anywhere like that somebody write that down or something,

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Speaker 1: and then you resume your royal duties and then that

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Speaker 1: is a noted occurrence also.

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Speaker 2: And were the royal duties just entirely undone during that

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Speaker 2: period or was there some duke who filled in?

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Speaker 3: How does that work?

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Speaker 1: Again? I don't care, right right? Did some duke fill in?

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Speaker 1: Or do you have like a backlog of royal duties

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Speaker 1: to get caught up on and you're just when you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get your ass kicked this spring trying to catch

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Speaker 1: up on your royal duties that you missed.

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Speaker 2: As I mentioned, right, this like when you take vacation

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Speaker 2: you gotta bust your ass for a week before you leave.

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Speaker 2: Then the week you get back is a night. There's

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Speaker 2: so many royal duties. I was I mentioned during the

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Speaker 2: show I'm rewatching The Darkest Hour the Gary Oldman is

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Speaker 2: Winston Churchill movie very good?

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Speaker 1: But did he want to Oscar for that? I know

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Speaker 1: he was nominating like he did? He was good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the whole relationship between the government, the civilian

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Speaker 2: government and the crown is so interesting too, right, I

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Speaker 2: am asking you to form a government.

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, I would answer like Katie neat.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let me get let me get to the dead

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Speaker 1: body here. So Katie brought us his headline earlier in

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Speaker 1: the show. Now I have the details. It's really something

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Speaker 1: in the headline being a woman in Brazil was arrested

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Speaker 1: after she attempted to get a dead body in a

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Speaker 4: I was on Twitter or x or whatever the hell

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Speaker 4: it's called now when this video went viral. So I

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Speaker 4: saw the unedited version, because now it's been blurred all

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Speaker 4: over the place. This guy was dead dead like oh

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Speaker 4: not just not just like just dead, but like megadead.

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Speaker 1: Oh, really been dead. A while. Maybe not. Can you

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Speaker 1: be more precise?

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Speaker 5: Not?

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Speaker 4: Riga mortis dead because she was able to kind of

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Speaker 1: But he was dead, super dead. So here we go.

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Speaker 1: Woman in Brazil arrested Tuesday suspension of theft by fraud

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Speaker 1: and violating a corpse. You know, as I've said many times,

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Speaker 1: when I'm dead, you can do whatever you want to me.

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Speaker 1: Don't charge with the crime. I don't care. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: make any difference. I mean, you're a little weird, but

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Speaker 1: you violated me in any way. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Let me get a couple of licks in just you know,

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Speaker 2: work out some frustrations.

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Speaker 4: Jack Pinata.

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Speaker 1: After she after she brought her dead uncle to a

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Speaker 1: bank to sign a loan agreement. She had raised suspicion

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Speaker 1: after she entered the small bank there in Rio with

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Speaker 1: a man in a wheelchair who she called her uncle.

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Speaker 1: Well that's not that would why would that raise suspicion?

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Speaker 1: That's not weird. The woman, and they give her name here,

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Speaker 1: which I can't pronounce, reportedly told the clerk that they

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Speaker 1: were to sign off on this seventeen thousand reass loan.

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Speaker 1: That's the all and fifty dollars and security Cambridge footage

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Speaker 1: which Katie has seen. The woman can be seen picking

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Speaker 4: This guy's head was flopping all over the place. Oh

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Speaker 4: my forward, backward, mouth open. And then she finally gets

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Speaker 4: irritated enough to just get a grip on the back

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Speaker 4: other hand, she's trying to pick up his arm and

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Speaker 4: get it to hold the pen.

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Speaker 3: Good, good, plot, And you say that didn't work.

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Speaker 1: His head's going all over the place. Oh yeah, uh,

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Speaker 1: can be picking up the hand reposition. He said, uncle,

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Speaker 1: are you listening? You need to sign. If you don't sign,

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Speaker 1: there's no way because I can't sign for you. She

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Speaker 3: I will just steady your hand.

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Speaker 1: All right, uncle, are you listening? You need to sign.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't say anything. That's just how he is. She

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Speaker 1: man's don't bother. The man's unresponsive nature and lolling head,

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Speaker 1: as described as a kata green caused concern among bank employees,

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Speaker 1: who called local ambulance services. Dude is megadad on arriving

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Speaker 1: the doctor's confirmed the sixty year old man had been

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Speaker 1: dead for quite some time. His body was taken directly

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Speaker 1: lawyers are arguing, no, no, no, no, he was fine.

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Speaker 1: He must have died in the wheelchair as I was

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Speaker 1: rolling into the bank, because you must before he signed,

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Speaker 4: And I just didn't notice, not an effing chance, not

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Speaker 2: He was never that energetic in life, so I didn't

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Speaker 4: And his eyes just naturally sunk into his head like that.

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Speaker 1: He always looked that Oho Mega did preliminary preliminary friendsic

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Speaker 1: analysis says he had died at least several hours before

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Speaker 1: the uh trying to sign for the loan, if not longer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if your uncle Enrique kicks it, I mean,

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Speaker 2: just between you to decide, all right, we're going in

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Speaker 2: on this loan together. An he croaks just before you

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Speaker 2: go to the bank. It's frustrating, it's inconvenient. I say,

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Speaker 2: we stick with plan A and see how it goes.

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Speaker 1: Well, you come up with a workaround. That's what that is.

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Speaker 1: It's a work around. Now you try not to let

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Speaker 1: his head flop all over and you lift his hand up.

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Speaker 5: There.

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Speaker 2: As big a hit as Weekend at Bernie's was, it's

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Speaker 2: amazing to me that dragging a corpse around comedy didn't

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Speaker 2: become a more important genre.

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Speaker 1: Right, there's only one movie to refer to, that one,

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Speaker 1: or like a whole bunch of them.

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Speaker 2: I mean, American Pie spawned dozens of imitators, for instance,

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Speaker 2: right exactly, There.

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Speaker 4: Was a few years ago where the Weekend at Bernie's

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Speaker 4: Funeral went viral?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys remember that? I don't know that, I

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Speaker 1: do the headline.

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Speaker 4: There were like a series of funerals. I think BuzzFeed

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Speaker 4: did like an article about it and compiled a list

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Speaker 4: of people that instead of just having like a regular

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Speaker 4: with like cigarettes put in their hands, and they were

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Speaker 4: taking pictures with them. And there was another one that

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Speaker 4: was a weightlifter and they actually attached their hands to

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Speaker 4: like a deadlift.

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Speaker 3: Oh you see.

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Speaker 1: It depends on the situation though, clearly, because like my

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Speaker 1: friends would think it was fine. Yeah, but my kids

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Speaker 3: So I'm picturing all right.

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Speaker 2: I mean if you had me sitting in a chair

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Speaker 2: with my telecaster in my lap, right, you know that's

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Speaker 2: not bad? Or maybe like some reclimbing down the couch

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Speaker 2: was watching a golf tournament and fell asleep.

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Speaker 3: Would my wife would appreciate that one?

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Speaker 1: could see that. Yeah. Well yeah, there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: caveats to the whole idea, I suppose. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The weightlifting one got my attention though, because the way

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Speaker 4: that they have her her propped up and then they

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Speaker 4: have a bench press over her face like she's about

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Speaker 4: to just do a big old lift.

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Speaker 2: I can't decide if this idea is is more charming

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Speaker 2: or horrifying. I keep going back and forth.

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Speaker 1: Right, is it like you want to see him more

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Speaker 1: like like he lived?

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Speaker 2: Huh?

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Speaker 1: Or I guess that could be charming, yesh, or it's horrifying. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know. One thing that I'm in favor of is

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Speaker 2: like for an obituary or a memorial service or something

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Speaker 2: like that. I don't like it when they have like

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Speaker 2: as anybody past the age of fifty especially can tell

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Speaker 2: you in your heart, your soul, who you are is

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Speaker 2: your young self and you just have aches and pains

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Speaker 2: and more memories and a little more wisdom and that

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Speaker 2: sort of thing. But the old dude is kind of

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Speaker 2: a stranger, Like, how the hell did that happen? So

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Speaker 2: I just when they were youngest, vital, most vital, energetic,

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Speaker 3: Give me that picture.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. New York Times is good at that. They use

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Speaker 1: you and your prime picture for all their obituaries of

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Speaker 1: their when they were, you know, a hot sexy woman

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Speaker 1: you wrote, not like just an old person. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: time of their life they look back on fondly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and what they probably became famous for. Now we're not

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Speaker 1: talking just about famous people, but like in yeah, and

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Speaker 1: just for everybody. I agree.

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Speaker 2: Now, I've kind of been a doey dipshit from age

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Speaker 2: But yes, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Was gonna say, what what point do I get to

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Speaker 1: choose ahead of time? What point? Because like, you know,

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Speaker 1: we'll pick him a when was he young and vital?

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Speaker 1: High school? Here's a good high school picture.

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Speaker 3: Noah, I don't want that young but not vital.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep looking.

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Speaker 4: I'm writing down my new favorite slam a doey dip shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there, you're a doey dip shit, aren't you?

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Speaker 5: All right? For my funeral, I'm gonna do radio stuff.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna have open casket with me sitting up with

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Speaker 5: headphones on my head holding.

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Speaker 1: Up three fingers exactly.

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Speaker 4: Counting us down, and a lot of Jack and Joe

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Speaker 4: there screaming at you, and.

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Speaker 5: Then oh, oh hey hey, and then you can donate

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Speaker 5: money to pay any FCC fines.

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Speaker 1: So we did. We would say, I don't know why

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Speaker 1: we're assuming well, we're going to outlive you because I

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Speaker 1: don't think we are. We would be there and saying,

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Speaker 1: just where's the clip, Michael, just for old times sake,

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Speaker 1: that would be great.

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Speaker 3: No clip forty two forty two. Oh wait, that's right,

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Speaker 3: he's past. God rest his soul.

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it.