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Speaker 1: Windtree Tuesday? You know I am doing really, really well.

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Speaker 1: It's been an insanely chaotic week. I know I've been sick.

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Speaker 1: missing all your teeth. But those trumpers are still looking

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Speaker 1: hoodie flannels, massive Jinko's wallet chains, smashing pumpkin t shirts

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Speaker 1: this one's for for you. That's what's perfecking you for

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427
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429
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Speaker 1: first of all, they take this plane right, it's like

473
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Speaker 1: him Emilio west of as Tom Cruise, and like whoever

474
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Speaker 1: else Matt Dylan is on the plane, I don't know.

475
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: And they're all like, no, Matt Dylan is. This is

476
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Matt Dylan is a New York kid

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00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: that's brought in. So Matt Dylan is like not at

478
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Speaker 1: the hotel yet they're all at the plaza and they're

479
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: all like sharing rooms. Fifteen year old Tom Cruise calls

480
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Speaker 1: his agent and starts screaming at his agent, being like

481
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Speaker 1: they're making us share rooms, Like what the fuck? This

482
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: is not acceptable? Like thank you, Pauline hangs up. Yeah,

483
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: and they're all like, who is this insane tiny businessman

484
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: and like and he's just like and he had like

485
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: a professionalism and attention to detail that would later serve

486
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 1: him very well in life. But I was also just

487
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: because I was looking for evidence because then he's like

488
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 1: that we went to like Time Square because we wanted

489
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Speaker 1: to get girls and booze. Like we were young, we

490
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: only have one thing on our mind. Got in the

491
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Speaker 1: back of the cab. We said forty second streets. So

492
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Speaker 1: I do feel like that is extremely gay of Tom

493
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Speaker 1: Cruise to be like I need my own room. Yeah, wild,

494
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: because he's probably going to Time Square to get like fuckers,

495
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: but also just being so like I need my own

496
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Speaker 1: room with the plaza. Yeah, it's also just gay in it,

497
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: not even I'm hosting way, just like I need to

498
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: like put on in ord Striger and go to bed

499
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: and like have my own space. And I don't want

500
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: like loud boys being loud near me. Yeah, he's like, ooh,

501
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have like Amelio Estevez's like nasty ass

502
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: like sleeping next to me. Yeah, and his dirty socks gross.

503
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: And then the next day, Matt Dylan like walks on

504
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: set to the auditions and he's literally just like holding

505
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Speaker 1: like a big boom box like playing music and like

506
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: not a care in the world, and they're all like, damn,

507
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: that guy's a badass. He does said this thing about

508
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise where he's like he had this in this

509
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: intensity where like no matter what you'd be doing in

510
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,959
Speaker 1: the scene, somehow when the camera would go on him,

511
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: he would turn out the intensity like so much more

512
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: in this way that was like so focused and professional.

513
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: It was scary, and which is another reason why I

514
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Speaker 1: loved Tom Cruise as an actor, because you see that intensity,

515
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: that intensity his little eyes and his tiny beady little

516
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: eyes in his five seven frame, and you're just like, yeah,

517
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: you really are taking this seriously, and it is a

518
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Speaker 1: little scary. I guess I didn't realize. Also, like I

519
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Speaker 1: knew Francis wor Coopla was insane, I didn't realize like

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00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: how much of an insane direct tour he was where

521
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Speaker 1: he was like Okay, now like go like sleep at

522
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Speaker 1: a random person's house in Tulsa who like used to

523
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: yeah and do their get their make their own costumes

524
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Speaker 1: and like Amelia Steves chose the Mickey Mouse T shirt.

525
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Speaker 1: That was a really cool styling film note that. Yeah,

526
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: I like his advice. And he was like, you know,

527
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Speaker 1: find what you can to make the part your own

528
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Speaker 1: and stand out in an ensemble, not in a way

529
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Speaker 1: that's too much, but like just enough that like people

530
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Speaker 1: think it's interesting, and like that's what I'm onia doing.

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Speaker 1: And it was a really good idea. And I was

532
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: watching the opening of The Outsiders last night and it's

533
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: like it doesn't where it's like that they can't because

534
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Speaker 1: if they're all in leather jackets and like look like

535
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: Matt Dylan's character, then it's just like a little too grease.

536
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: But it's like Matt Dilan isn't a leather jacket. But

537
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: then like Emilio Estevez is in like this Mickey Mouse team,

538
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: and then Rob Blow is like flamel white T shirt,

539
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: which is probably more accurate rather than like they're this

540
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: big leather jacketed gang. Um wait, can we just role

541
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: play the scene with Sarahjessica Parker at the diner just

542
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: to before we do this? I just want it. The

543
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: way he frames every single story in this book, it's

544
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: always a reveal of that where he's like, yeah, me

545
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: and this beautiful blond girl with curly hair, mat gonna

546
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Speaker 1: put a diner and like or it's like me and

547
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Speaker 1: this guy, we're at a golf course and that man

548
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: was Ronald Reagan and that woman was Darryl Hammer. I've

549
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: always like, fifteen years later, I looked in the newspaper

550
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Speaker 1: to see my old friend Janet Janet jack Jackson starts

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Speaker 1: her world to good writing device. But I was like,

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Speaker 1: I actually, okay, I actually knew it was Sarah because

553
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: he said she was Annie, and I knew that she

554
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: was Annie on Broadway like a good gay but I

555
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: saw this kind of game. But also it was also

556
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: she's from Ohio too, and she's being so her Okay wait,

557
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: so go to page twenty five. So they're having this

558
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: like like diner date to talk about this movie they're

559
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: gonna work on, and he Broblo really brings his like

560
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: fifteen year old girlfriend and he doesn't get it, and

561
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: he's like I was. He didn't like her. His agent

562
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: was like, I want you to meet this girl. As

563
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: we say goodbye, Sarah takes my arm. Will you do

564
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: this forever? You think? Do what forever? Acting silly I

565
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: don't know. I hope, so what about you? It's what

566
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: I love, she says, her eyes glowing with sweet intensity.

567
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: I hope I can do it forever. She says this

568
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,959
Speaker 1: with a lemonit tea that's so honest that it moves me,

569
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: or at least until I'm an adult. We hug goodbye

570
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: as my agent drives her away. I wonder if I'll

571
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: ever see her again. And then blah blah blah. Twenty

572
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: one years later, I'm throbing Sarah. Justica Parker wins an

573
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: emity for her smash Texan City, but just her going

574
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: acting silly, it's so her. Also nothing and also or

575
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: then like grabbing someone's arm, being like, wait, do you

576
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: think we'll do this forever? And just like the um,

577
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: it's forever what I love. It's just like her that

578
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: like wistfulness. No, it's exo, it's rabbit, rabbit, it's what

579
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: I love. It's and she's tossing her big curly you

580
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: know her curls, acting silly, waves, maybe skips a little,

581
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: she's in leg warmers. Yeah, gets back and was like

582
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: in this car waiting outside the diner. Well, these like

583
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: fifteen year olds like have a weird lunch. Um, Okay,

584
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: I love these windows. I guess I'll just say this

585
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: book is so active because he's actually just never revealing

586
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: the actual details. The way he doesn't describe sex is

587
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: so annoying. I know what, people thank you applause people

588
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: when they're and this is not an insult to any

589
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: of the people who recommended it as like this celestious

590
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: Hollywood book. It's like it's kind of just like film

591
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: actor Nerd celestious. It's literally just being like and that's

592
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: how freaking you know Bernie Bilstein directed directed, Like Yeah,

593
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: it's just so fucking unclear because I just like can't

594
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: tell how actually sexually is. And he's like, I was

595
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: out of control. And then he has this whole romance

596
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 1: with um the Princess of Monaco, Princess of Domini, and

597
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: he's like, we were getting up at noon and then

598
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: staying out in the nightclubs in Paris till five. But again,

599
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: it's like not describing sex. It's like Jenna Seckinson describes

600
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: how big everyone's penis is, Jennifer Lewis subscribes how big

601
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: everyone's penis is. Can he even DEMI is like we

602
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: have this three sim He's like he was like things

603
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: were crazy, and like this whole book is also like

604
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: framed around his sobriety, and it's like again in this

605
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: like really Hollywood way where he's like things weren't Yeah,

606
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: He's like things were literally out of control. Vodka tonics dinner. No,

607
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: I know, and I'm just and then I actually started

608
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: working out in the morning with this guy who was shot,

609
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 1: and You're like it's just like even no, the whole

610
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: like descent into alcoholism. I'm kind of just like, okay,

611
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I was going out with my

612
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: boys and having tequila, and you're kind of like it's

613
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: giving normal normal, and like, sorry, alcoholism is a disease.

614
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: I know it's a disase. I'm not trying to normalize

615
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: excessive consumption, but I'm just being like, where was the

616
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: Like he was like I had hit rock bottom, like

617
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: I was hungover, and I'm a little bit like this

618
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: is just a hangover, Like where's the actually like us

619
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: going to promise it's in Arizona. No, I don't know.

620
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure his rock bottom is his Munchausen. Mom calls

621
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: him and is like leaving a voicemail in nineties and

622
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 1: just like your grandfatherhood a heart attack and he has

623
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: I mean, this is low. He has more tequila so

624
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: he can go to sleep so he can wake up.

625
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: That that's low totally. But it's also just like that

626
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: feels like that sometimes happens, and that's like a really

627
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: bad moment that happened. It's like it's not like it's

628
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: like you were losing jobs and like you like you know,

629
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: had like lost or gained a lot of weight and

630
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: were like the doctor whistle and you were dying and

631
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: like handling all your friends and we're going crazy in public.

632
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: It's like that's the kind of alcoholic descent that we've

633
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: seen literally every other story gooster we have like right,

634
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: and obviously alcoholism couldn't look like no you can, you

635
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: can privately stroke anything. But I was just like, yeah, struggle,

636
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm not even seeing the private struggle. No, no, I no.

637
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: It was like let us in more. That was the

638
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: thing he was like. And then the other thing that

639
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 1: was like when he keeps on being like leading up

640
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: to this moment, He's like, soon my private life would

641
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: like go up in flames. And it was that like

642
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: he was dating his wife who's still his wife, and

643
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: like she broke up with him for a few weeks

644
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: when she heard a girl on the like when she

645
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: called him in the background. Right, Oh, he had a

646
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: sense tape, which I'm still like unclear of whose. Yeah, again,

647
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: everything is so unclear, and it's just like, I mean

648
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: even the okay, Like, this is what I knew this

649
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: book was not going to be satisfying. And he's like

650
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: with that random girl on Paradise Cove and he's like

651
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: a fourteen Yeah. Turns out it was her first time too,

652
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: So together on a moonlit beach, we crossed that wondrous,

653
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: anxiety filled rubicon, cutting away the last vestige of childhood.

654
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't in love, she wasn't even my girlfriend, but

655
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: she was kind, she was pretty, and she was my

656
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 1: good friend. I was too young to know how valuable

657
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: and rather combination is. But after that warm March night

658
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: in Paradise Cove, I was on the road to finding out.

659
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: It's just like it's the literary equivalent of just like

660
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: zooming out and showing the curtain every I mean, he

661
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: is an eighties star, so it literally is saxophone woman

662
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: undressing life to Japanese screen and then like sheets and

663
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,919
Speaker 1: a woman being like oh yeah, and then like cut

664
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: to the next day, and the only thing way he

665
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: ever describes a woman is like beautiful blue eyes, like blonde?

666
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: Can I read? Also, the closest he gets to the

667
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: most insane, cheesy sex scene, this is about him and

668
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: his wife. He's at Sting's house. We walked to Stonehenge,

669
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: which is practically in the backyard. Pavarotti drops by, and

670
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: he and Sting recorded duet of Panis Angelicus for a

671
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: new album. The recording studio in the converted chapel of

672
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 1: the ancient home is filled with two the most heavenly

673
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: voices of the twentieth century. In fact, as Luciano hits

674
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: the high notes of the Aria, both Sting and I

675
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: weep in spite of ourselves. The next day, Cheryl and

676
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 1: I are wowed again, as Sting records, if I ever

677
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: lose my faith in you, his voice strong and high

678
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: and clear as a bell. After a glorious dinner in

679
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: front of the fireplace more than five hundred years old,

680
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: Cheryl and I retire to our room. The night was

681
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: an occasion to remember, and as it turned out, we

682
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: always would. Nine months later, our first son, Matthew Edward

683
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: Lowe was born. It's like nothing could be more the

684
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: phrase making love than that. It's like sorry, you and

685
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: sting weeping at Poveratti singing, and then you and your

686
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: beautiful wife of twenty two years you conceive it was

687
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: a night to remember. It's just like you fucking pansy

688
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: ass a little bitch, give us anything. Okay, wait, this

689
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: is that the airplane scene with the like stewardess on

690
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: the flight home. I have what is to be the

691
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: first and a long series of lessons about the temptations

692
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: of actresses. Although Corey's waiting back in malibus, he's like sixteen.

693
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: The excitement and glamor of the unfolding romantic drama in

694
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: the first class cabin quickly overpower my fifteen year old

695
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: male willpower. What happens on the plane isn't anywhere near

696
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: Erica Jong territory, No idea what that's about. But I'm

697
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: definitely not going to be sharing any traveling stories with

698
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: my girlfriend. That's it. That's all we got that. I

699
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: was like, I screamed at that paragraph. I was like,

700
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: are you serious? Nothing? Just absolutely so. I'm just like

701
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: assuming this is a mile high or a mile high

702
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: hand job. Yeah, I was a hand jup under a

703
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,919
Speaker 1: blanket or like in bathroom. Either way, he's not telling us.

704
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: It's just like, don't be I mean, I guess it's like, okay,

705
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 1: you know, all these celebrity memores have to be so

706
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 1: like revealing and getting to the core and of so

707
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: much psychoanalysis and then like so much like brutal pain.

708
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: And I guess, like I like that he's not being

709
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: so okay. I have to, like, you know, pour my

710
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: heart out to you. And it's like I don't need

711
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: you to pour you a heart out, but I just

712
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: needs a little bit of color, you know. Yeah, it's

713
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: kind of like filled with all these vivid like stories.

714
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: In someplace it does get page churney. But yeah, it's

715
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: like there's a wall. There's a wall up. And it's

716
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: like he does talk about his mother's I mean, the

717
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: close he goes when he was like I get triggered

718
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: by Pj's yea to this day because of my mom.

719
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: Because of my mom just like being tired and sick

720
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: in Pj's and like weirdly writing her journal for like

721
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 1: six hours a day. I wish I I have this page.

722
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: But he talks about how like someone was quote unquote

723
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: like he's like, has this whole page where he's like,

724
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: and by the way, if you ever hear about a

725
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: star being like quote unquote a diva on set, it's

726
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: only for two reasons. He was like, One, they have

727
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 1: an alcohol problem or like ornamental break. Two like every

728
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: single direction when you're a movie star people, it was

729
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: very well as me, like people are trying to get

730
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: something from you. I've worked with the biggest stars, Brad Pitt,

731
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner, and they are the classiest people on set.

732
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: We also had the thing where he was like, I

733
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: feel like some you know, this reminds me of the

734
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: scene where he was like, you take on a role

735
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: and it becomes a part of you. And for him,

736
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: like Saint almost Fire was that because he got to

737
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: be like, finally got to be the Chad, finally got

738
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: to be like the popular guy. And he was like

739
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: and I wanted to be this like slick ladies man,

740
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,280
Speaker 1: like playboy forever. And then I was like, it reminded

741
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: me of a tweet from no Friend of the Pot

742
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: Church was once like I feel like Jennifer Garner went

743
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: into character for catching release and never came out because

744
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: she was in this like weird Christian movie and like

745
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: oh eight and it's just like she's been in this

746
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: weird Christian place ever since. And now she's so just

747
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: like I have my farm company and like only makes

748
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: like the weirdest like positive movies only like actually like

749
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: sponsored by like weird Christian like sponsored by churches. And

750
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: like her baking videos. I don't know if you ever

751
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: watched them. Of course it's um where she's just pretend

752
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: cooking show and she's been so like oh oops, she's

753
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: always feeling like oops, I'm a mass and it's like

754
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: a little bit of flower, a little bit of flower

755
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: of absolutely massive, like marble kitchen with eighteen islands. By

756
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 1: the way, I randomly made b banana bread this morning.

757
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: Just doesn't it fly? I what you just got up

758
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: and you were like, morning banana bread for my seven boys? Um,

759
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 1: I feel like it's so TikTok, Like oh yeah, and

760
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: that's what add looks because I have like thirty more

761
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: pages of like the book Treen and I was like,

762
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: what if it's dead, I'm super random and may and

763
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: banana breham um okay. Other scenes I want to get to.

764
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess there's a lot of like other

765
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: celebrities when he like Daryl Hannah reveals she's a virgin whatever.

766
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: M Yeah, the scene with Andy Warhol was kind of

767
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: haunting and sad in this way that every story of

768
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: Andy Warhall is when they like all go to a

769
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: restaurant and they're all like drawing and oh no, it

770
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: was so like weirdly mentioned gay guy where he was like,

771
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 1: let's all draw pussy and like and like everyone get

772
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: out of crayon, and so it's just like Andy and

773
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: Rob and who's the woman. It's like some like start

774
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: some like debutante or whatever of the day, and they're

775
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: like at some cafe by Central Park, and like Rob

776
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: Low draws like a really photorealistic vagina, and then Andy

777
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: Warhall's drawn a cat and he's like a little cat.

778
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: Now that's a pussy, And it's just like there's something

779
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: really childish and creepy about the whole thing, and I'm

780
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: just like, yeah's Michael Jackson vibes like I have like

781
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: some people just around me at all times. Another really

782
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: sad hunting moment that I laughed at because I love

783
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: him so much, but it was really sad. Where he

784
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 1: talks about going out to dinner with Chris Farley. Oh,

785
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: that was a great little thing about Chris Farley. Yeah, yeah,

786
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: he was. Not surprisingly, Chris's a guy of huge appetites.

787
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: The man has a shot of espresso before every close up,

788
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 1: which I'm obsessed with, not before every scene, but every take.

789
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: And so I shouldn't be taken back by his ordered

790
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 1: or dinner, but his spade and I stare and disbelieve.

791
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: Farley eats two giant Porterhouse steaks on the table of

792
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: those old school iced individual squares of butter. Chris plays

793
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: an entire square on top of each bite in both

794
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: of his stakes. Finally, I can take more, No more, Chris?

795
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: What the hell I say is? He places another cube

796
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,280
Speaker 1: on top of another mouthful. He giggles like a baby.

797
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: It needs a hat. I mean, that's funny and it's

798
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: really sad, And that's also so the meal that killed

799
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: James Gentilfoenie, the two Chrenes, and Foi Gron the peuge

800
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: Layer jop This. I thought, this part is very, very

801
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: perceptive about Chris Farley. Unfortunately for Chris, he's unable to

802
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: develop the muscle needed to say no to those who

803
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: want him to remain the funny fat Goof, and even

804
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: though the concept of the movie makes him feel debased,

805
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: he takes the fat goof role in Beverly Hills Ninja

806
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 1: for a Fortune and it's never the same. Within a year,

807
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: he will go like his idol, Jim Belushi, dead from

808
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: a drug overdose at the age of thirty three. For me,

809
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 1: it's a stark lesson that if you can't get honest

810
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 1: with yourself, if you can't look yourself in the mirror,

811
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 1: no matter how much money they pay you, you are

812
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: literally putting your life at risk. I'm like, oh god,

813
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously a combo of things, but I'm like,

814
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: I mean, Chris Farley is my favorite actor. It's just

815
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: he had to be the fat clown. He had to consume, consume, consume,

816
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: that's what people wanted from him, and so he played

817
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 1: that to do it more and on and off screen,

818
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: and of course, like he became an obese drug addict,

819
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 1: and it's just like and it's like Roblo saying that

820
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: it's been like and for me, I had to be

821
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: like this hot catalog guy and it's like, yeah, not

822
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 1: as dangerous for your health. No, I know in him,

823
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: it's like he is just being kind of like clearly

824
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: like fit callie guy, where he's like Chris, like, please

825
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: stop with the butter. Wait. And then I read this

826
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: on IMDb, this insane story about the flaming of Tommy

827
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 1: Boy where Rob Blow and David Spade like go out

828
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: one night during shooting and Chris Farley is like so

829
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: jealous because Chris Farley like had to stay in that

830
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: he like the entire day of filming. He to David Spade,

831
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: He's like, how is Rob Blow? How is Rob Blow?

832
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: And I was like this is so us and then

833
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: he like starts beating up David Spade like, wait, said

834
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: Rob Blow does no Chris Chris Farley? Could he so

835
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: pissed that he hung out with Rob Yeah? Wow, Like

836
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: he wasn't invited. I mean, we are so David Spade

837
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: and Chris Farley to Tommy Boy, Yeah, black sheep, um,

838
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: Tommy folks, Okay, a couple of other things. Well, that's

839
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: very that's very His rival with Michael J. Fox, who

840
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: like wanted to be in the brat pack so much

841
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: and like he was like, we had an awesome masculine

842
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Speaker 1: fun boys rivalry full of good hearted like good natured

843
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: ribbing and a ton of gassing up but also ribbing,

844
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: but tons of respect but joshing. So that was another

845
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: non story where Michael J. Fox has a party, Roblo

846
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: goes over and then like goes to bed at some

847
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: point and then he sinks Michael J. Fox's dog grows

848
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: up by him, but it's actually Michael J. Fox. Yeah,

849
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: and like and then the morning, the assistant is like,

850
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: what's going on? Is like the story that they thought

851
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: they were, like the assistant thought they were like being

852
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: gay with each other. It was just like Roblo was like,

853
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: I had to I ran out of embarrassment. Yeah. And

854
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: then they went on like a six city tour to

855
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: like to like like promoted Drinking Water act because he's

856
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: actually gone yeah, and he's like, and this is when

857
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: I learned the power of celebrity to change politics. This

858
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: is why the Democrats lost in twenty six. Yeah, he's

859
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: like Jane Fonda, whoopee, Michael J. Fox and John Cena

860
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: the whole house. You're like, and he was like, and

861
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: I will say more on Hollywood activism, and it's like,

862
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: maybe say least says oh, Ever that was funny. I

863
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: guess like he this is of course in his like

864
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 1: low point where he like is fucking some c Span

865
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 1: check or some like secretary of some governor and like

866
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: he at some like Paul like Ducacas fundraiser, Like he

867
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: walks by with her and Sally Field whispers, what the

868
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: fuck to him? Sally Field, Yes, Mama call him out.

869
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: I mean yes, Sally Field his mother. She is mother. Um. Also,

870
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: of course, will we ever read a book that doesn't

871
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: have a nine to eleven scene? No? Oh yeah, I know,

872
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: And of course the book ends with nine to eleven.

873
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: He's like, and George W. Bush gave an amazing speech,

874
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: and he's like and he was on like the test flight,

875
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: so he was always flying like American Airlines flight eleven

876
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: or whatever from like New York to la and like

877
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: that the terrorists took to like just do a test

878
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: run of like being on a plane. And he was

879
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: like and then like Mussawi, like one of the Osama

880
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: bin Laden guys like names Roblo is like a witness

881
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: or something in his trial, and he was like, oh,

882
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm not testifying like in this rob but the point

883
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 1: where he was like, but tell the boys at Justice.

884
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: I'll give them whatever they need, just like referring to

885
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: the DJ as the boys at Justice, I'm like, you

886
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: are so dread You're absolutely insane. You literally you think

887
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: you actually work in the White House. Being like at

888
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: the other book, he's like, I didn't act to become

889
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: famous or make money. Yet obviously the entire book he's

890
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: always talking about how he's like about to leave because

891
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: his agent like didn't get him enough money for Tommy Boy. Yeah,

892
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: and then he's like politics like that, like that's the

893
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: true through rock stars. It is. It is honestly somewhat insufferable. Um,

894
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: but you know, I appreciate that he really did interact

895
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: with so many different people over the course of his career,

896
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: and you know there's a real arc here, and he

897
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: really saw a lot of eras of Hollywood. And yet

898
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like was there a Yeah, it's

899
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 1: like getting all these stories. Yet at the end when

900
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: we're back at the George photo shoot and like it's

901
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 1: all I was intrigued why he never got a raise

902
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: at West Wing, which is like the last story of

903
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: the book. Yeah, and then he leaves after four seasons

904
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: and like Martin Sheen gets raised and everyone else on

905
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 1: the show gets a raised, and like he's always being

906
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: shut out of it. I guess I imagine that was

907
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: he probably not the highest paid to begin with, because

908
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: he was kind of the most famous at the start

909
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: besides Martin Sheen. That's also what I assumed, like he

910
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: already like they were all like so low paid. Yea.

911
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: They gave him like a big deal at the beginning,

912
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 1: and we're like, well, we're not going to go up, yeah,

913
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: And so they started to just increase everyone else's It

914
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: seems like not something to be them out about, considering

915
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: how much like a glades he got from that, I mean,

916
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: which he keeps on trying to convince us. He was like,

917
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: I didn't I did it for the role. Can you

918
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 1: believe I took a fifty percent pay cut the most,

919
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: Like I thought, the beginning of the book was probably

920
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: the strongest, and like some of his the way that

921
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: he describes the world of Hollywood did feel a little

922
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: bit like it was interesting that like they did live

923
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: down the street from the machines, and like there was

924
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: this kind of familiarity to it, and like you're seeing

925
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: the seeing people at additions, which is also like a

926
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 1: thread that we saw in you know, Lea Ramini's book,

927
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: and right, it's about seeing like Leia with Courtney Cox,

928
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: with these people. It's about being like, oh, it's s JP,

929
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: it's Amilio Estevez, like it's Demi Moore, Like yeah, I

930
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: would say the part of the book that was the

931
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: best part was like when he's talking about filming the

932
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 1: Outsiders and like kind of hanging out with the brat

933
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 1: prak Pack and his childhood of like all the fucked

934
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: up stories of like everyone who was like stabbing their Yeah,

935
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: that I ACTO thought that was quite eliminating, Like his

936
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: kind of diagnosis of Malibu as as like a counterculture

937
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: place that ultimately like catches up to itself and the

938
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: sort of the darkness of being on the outskirts of

939
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: society means that like there isn't like supervision, and there

940
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: isn't like an institutional like culture that's binding people together

941
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: and providing a sense of security. So this is like

942
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: he talked about all the kids who like randomly die

943
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: in his hometown or not hometo in Malibu where they

944
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: moved when he was later the ranks of the Lost

945
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: Boys in Malibu grew at a study rate. Shane, the

946
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: sweet goofy kid from my Woodchub class, but home one day,

947
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: snorted rat poison thinking it was cocaine and died instantly. Sam,

948
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: a young kid from Point Doom, lost control of his

949
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: ten speed on the way home from school and impaled

950
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: his head on a tree. He bled to death hanging

951
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: from the trunk of a eucalyptus on bosnel drive. An

952
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: older kid at school dropped out, suddenly moved away entirely.

953
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: We later learned his dark story. Hitchhiking on the Pacific

954
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: Coast Highway. He had been picked up by a man,

955
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: driven to a remote canyon, tied to a tree, naked,

956
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: and had his pubic hair plucked out one by one

957
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: with tweezers. There was also my brother Micah's friend, the

958
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: animal lover, scuba diving at night with his girlfriend. He

959
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 1: decided to rescue lobsters from a lobster trap. He got

960
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 1: his hand caught in the mechanism and eventually ran out

961
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 1: of air sixty people at the surface while his girlfriend

962
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: struggled unsuccessfully to release him. And there was my buddy Tony,

963
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: who heard a gunshot from a garage and Malibu and

964
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: rushed inside to investigate. He found a high school kid

965
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 1: his intestines hanging out from his self inflicted shotgun blast.

966
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: Within a few years, my friend Tony would be dead

967
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: too from a weird new cancer. Would be another few

968
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: years before they figured out what to call it. Sadly,

969
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: aids was a round way before the death of Rock Hudson.

970
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, insane, nay chilian two paragraphs. That was

971
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: so chilling, And I do think it's this thing that

972
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: you hear gen xers talking about, is like how they

973
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: were the generation that was running around and like dying

974
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: and like getting killed by serial killers, which is I

975
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: think why Also gen x ushered in like helicopter parenting

976
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: THATBC today that is yes, yes, Hey club kids, you're

977
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Speaker 1: Hear all about it Patreon, dot com, slash CBC the pod.

979
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Speaker 1: It's my anniversary of knowing what web three is. And

980
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Speaker 1: a gay guy told me to buy get on the

981
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Speaker 1: pay six hundred dollars, get on the waiting list for

982
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Speaker 1: the router, and he was like, I have one at

983
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Speaker 1: my house. I have one at my sister's house, and

984
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 1: I have one of my mother's house, and I make

985
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Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars a month passive revenue from my web

986
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Speaker 1: three routers. This is not that's literally not what web

987
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Speaker 1: three is. Well, yeah, I mean I still don't really know.

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Speaker 1: I kind of the anniversary if you subscribe on patreon

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Speaker 1: Segments What does she eat? How does she live? Does

992
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: she live? I mean, what does she eat? I feel

993
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: like he's just so macro like California cooking avocado quinoa

994
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,280
Speaker 1: to me, like fresh salmon, Like I feel like Cheryl

995
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: is making like a miso salmon. Yeah. I think he's

996
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: watching his way to think he has a trainer. Yeah,

997
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: and um, he's obviously aghast at like someone who's having

998
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: two steaks and like is a lot at night? Um,

999
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: I mean he is, Yeah, and he's sober as we know.

1000
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: And yeah it's fresh Santa Barbara homestyle cooking salads salmon. Um,

1001
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: what does he wear? I mean? Yeah, he's so like

1002
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: tight new Western shirt. Distress's so like Ryan Seacrest for me,

1003
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: is like he's just like the most like Good Morning

1004
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: America style where he's always going to be so cataloged,

1005
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: care like and so just like paper dunamon cloth and

1006
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: like good fitting clothes in like great like naturals and

1007
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: neutrals and blues and whites, blues and whites, and I

1008
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 1: feel like maybe like he has a few like he's

1009
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 1: thin Henley casual around the house, like he's tiny buttons,

1010
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: and like I don't think he has like a Laura

1011
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: Piana like um suade shacket. I think he has like

1012
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: a cheaper version of a Laura Piana swade jock. He

1013
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: would buy Laura Piano. I think that he's sensible, like yeah,

1014
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,240
Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's just more memorial classic

1015
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: like Ralph Laurenz sweet. Yeah, that's why I'm saying. I

1016
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: think that he's just like not the expensive version because

1017
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 1: he's like that seems like a little bit of an indulgence.

1018
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: And then I'm saving for John A Ween, I'm saving

1019
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: for John Owen's college weeen, and I don't want to

1020
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I think it's pretty customs surfboard and

1021
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 1: like saving the water. He definitely is an awesome custom surfboard. Yeah,

1022
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 1: I feel like he would get it. Wait, do you

1023
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: you know Rachel Lord, right, Well, that's why I was

1024
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: thinking of that. I feel like we heard about the

1025
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: custom for Glennon. I feel like she made him a

1026
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: custom surfboard friend of the hot Rachel Lord. Um, how

1027
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: does she live? Yeah? I feel like it's California rustic,

1028
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: Like he lives in Santa Barbara to like get away

1029
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: from Hollywood. And I think it's like, oh, because he

1030
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: loves Santa Barbo. That's what's also so nerdy and old

1031
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 1: about him. It's like Santa Barbara's so eighty five. Well

1032
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 1: that's what you know when he says in the book,

1033
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: he's like, Yeah, everyone who lives there's old. Did I care? No?

1034
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: Did I know anyone there? No? That's also so man

1035
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: too to be like I don't care. I'm taking my

1036
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: wife to this weird town where we know, don't know anyone. Yeah,

1037
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: and they just like play backgammon every night losers. Okay. Um, look,

1038
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: I'm actually in a of a rating I don't usually give. Yes,

1039
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: I did read this book in the day and it

1040
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: was a page turner, but something gave me a bad

1041
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: feeling about it, and I'm giving it honestly, two surfboards

1042
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: out of five. Wow. But it's also is a lot

1043
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: better than some of the books we read. But I

1044
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: think in terms of this big Hollywood book, as I

1045
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: was saying, like, I'm just like, there's walls up and

1046
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: it's Reporting for Duty as a really vulnerable book. Yeah,

1047
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: I don't think it is. That is the that's so accurate.

1048
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: It's literally Reporting for Duty as a vulnerable memoir and

1049
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: it's not that vulnerable. It's simply not. I'm gonna I

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Speaker 1: will give it like three canceled sitcoms about a plots

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Speaker 1: instructor who solves crimes out of five only because I

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Speaker 1: did appreciate some of the writing. In some places it

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Speaker 1: felt I agree. I did also appreciate writing. And I

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Speaker 1: also think this is an amazing gift for the man

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Speaker 1: in your life for Christmas. Yeah, or Hanukkah or whatever

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Speaker 1: you or do Wally or wherever you do Rome and celebrate.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, who are you in the book? Should? I say?

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Speaker 1: Am I Chris Farley? Well you've already outlived him, so congrats.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's true. You know to do eat silly things

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Speaker 1: for laughs? Um yeah, you literally had a sub theme.

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Speaker 1: I mean wow, I mean you're not you are not

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Speaker 1: Tom Cruise but you're not not Tom Cruise at fifteen

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Speaker 1: I'm not sharing a room like you get Chewbat. I'm

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Speaker 1: Kuran the girlfriend. I think you're being like acting silly,

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Speaker 1: acting silly. Um yeah, fair enough, Um, okay, well this

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Speaker 1: was an amazing book, kind of amazing. I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: we find he did the thank you to everyone who recommended.

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Speaker 1: weekend gingers. Yeah, let's let's get into it. Um all right, Okay,

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