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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject he picked the wrong sister. Wait till you hear that.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it in just a bit, but right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us, neph.

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Speaker 2: Y'all hold tight here, come.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach your sandre Is. Hey, how

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Speaker 2: you doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm fine with this.

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Speaker 2: This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with your

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Speaker 2: sister Kieva.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we've met a.

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Speaker 2: Couple of times. You've come out to happy Hour with

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Speaker 2: us a couple of times, but that's been you just

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Speaker 2: had a baby.

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Speaker 3: Right, Oh yeah, so that must have been a long

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Speaker 3: time ago. I sure did just have a baby, she said.

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Speaker 3: This is Brian.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now?

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Speaker 3: It's been three months since I've had him?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we're putting

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Speaker 2: together a pot look Christmas party and we wanted to

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Speaker 2: invite you out.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something?

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Speaker 2: Well, I I you know what I'm My job is

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Speaker 2: to call around. Since it's a pot luck and make

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Speaker 2: sure we get everybody to bring something. What I wanted

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Speaker 2: to do is I told her she should invite you,

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Speaker 2: her sister. I'm sure your sister. I was just saying

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Speaker 2: you probably hadn't been able to get out since the baby,

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Speaker 2: and maybe you would want to get out a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house

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Speaker 3: with his baby. Oh and he Oh, he's such a

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Speaker 3: greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is

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Speaker 3: like my second child, and I'm telling you he was

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Speaker 3: nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.

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Speaker 3: When is the party?

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Speaker 2: Uh, it's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: throw it and we're not trying to do anything too late,

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Speaker 2: probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early.

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Speaker 2: But we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute

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Speaker 2: to the party, you know, whatever type of food or

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Speaker 2: drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out

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Speaker 2: and give you an invitation.

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Speaker 3: I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.

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Speaker 3: I haven't had to use a babysitter yet, but I'll try. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and

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Speaker 3: her friends, so I'd be glad to come. So you

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Speaker 3: said it's pot luck. What are y'all bringing?

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Speaker 2: Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are

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Speaker 2: bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess

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Speaker 2: a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the

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Speaker 2: Christmas spirit. We just gonna have a good time.

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Speaker 3: Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can

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Speaker 3: I just order something and have it delivered or something

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Speaker 3: like that? You know, I'm food with this baby. I

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Speaker 3: can't get too much done while I'm here, but I'd

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Speaker 3: be glad to contribute. Uh.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually we're interested in getting some eggnog.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I can. Probably I could send my husband

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Speaker 3: out to get some, because you know, Lan's just fooled

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Speaker 3: a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I

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Speaker 3: could do eggnogs.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything

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Speaker 2: from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.

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Speaker 2: We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw

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Speaker 2: the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see

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Speaker 2: if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But

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Speaker 2: you know, if you if you could really really help

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Speaker 2: us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast

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Speaker 2: milk to do it?

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Speaker 3: Well, they make the best milk over there. I know

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Speaker 3: they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.

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Speaker 3: You know what I should get my aunt to make

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Speaker 3: to make? Thumb? Is that? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So your mom has what kind of milk?

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Speaker 3: My ain't? She makes the best eggnog And I know

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Speaker 3: she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's

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Speaker 3: what I was thinking. I don't know told you no, no.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no no no. We want some breast milk,

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Speaker 2: not the best milk. We want breast Aren't you breastfeeding?

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Speaker 3: You? You say breast as in b R E A

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Speaker 2: Breast milk, breast milk.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Wait a minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding.

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Speaker 3: But breast milk is for babies, adun't. People don't supposed

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Speaker 3: to drink that? If you if you not, no innything,

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Speaker 2: To be bress milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,

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Speaker 2: so what we was trying to do is get it.

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Speaker 2: Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's.

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Speaker 3: What we want. Brian, you say your name is Brian. Yeah, okay, Brian,

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Speaker 3: you must be white because because black folks don't drink

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Speaker 3: breast milk. That's for babies. Okay. I am not making

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Speaker 3: egg nogs with breast milk. Now, breast milk is not

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Speaker 3: what you get. That is for my newborn infants. That

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Speaker 3: sounds nasty, Unstad, Why would I do that to other people?

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Speaker 3: To have somebody to do?

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Speaker 2: I mean, is there what you can like pump out

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Speaker 2: two gallons for us?

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Speaker 3: I mean what we're about to end this conversation. That

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Speaker 3: is not something I'm about to do. Okay. I am

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Speaker 3: not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay,

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Speaker 3: somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring up

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Speaker 3: milk up there to make some eggnogs? What does that?

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Speaker 3: We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village

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Speaker 3: with my milk, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what, ma'am. I mean. I wasn't trying to offend you.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to see if it was something that

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Speaker 2: you would do for us. You know, maybe you could

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Speaker 2: you could squeeze out a couple of gallons and we could.

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Speaker 3: I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table store

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Speaker 3: of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?

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Speaker 3: Does that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got meed. You need to tell Keith. First

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Speaker 3: of all, I don't even know why ever gave you

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Speaker 3: my number to invite me to some cause she couldn't

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Speaker 3: have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to

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Speaker 3: make some damn egnog with real breast milks.

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't. I didn't tell Keith exactly what

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Speaker 2: I wanted, but I didn't think it was gonna be

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Speaker 3: Well, Bryant, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are

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Speaker 3: smarter than that calling somebody asking me for some breast milk?

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Speaker 3: Who does that? What you can do? Or if you

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Speaker 3: want some eggnog, you could stop at the grocery store

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Speaker 3: and get you some infamel or some similar can mix

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Speaker 3: some agnogged yourself if that's what you choose to do.

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Speaker 3: But my breast milk. You can't even pay for it. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I don't get down like that. That's some if I

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Speaker 3: ever heard of it. You two intellig You be calling

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna be this selfish that you can't loan

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Speaker 2: us a little bit of breast milk so we can

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Speaker 2: have a great time with some egg nog at the party.

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Speaker 3: Selfish, loan breast milk?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, you know what, Cascerndra, don't worry about.

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Speaker 2: We don't even want you at the party. If you

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Speaker 2: ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to

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Speaker 3: Damn right. I don't need to come here on a

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Speaker 3: sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is something Steven

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Speaker 3: have her friend call me.

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Speaker 2: I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's

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Speaker 2: and I tried to be nice enough to invite you.

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Speaker 3: I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your

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Speaker 3: wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mam is

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Speaker 3: to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to

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Speaker 3: ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some

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Speaker 3: like that. Okay, you know what, Brian, what is your

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Speaker 3: last name? Because I'm failing to remember who you are

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Speaker 3: because I'm sure gonna ask keep.

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Speaker 2: Well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really

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Speaker 2: want to tell you my real name, so.

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Speaker 3: So you playing on the phone, then you probably don't

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Speaker 3: even know my sister. Who is it?

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Speaker 2: I mean I talked to your sister about twenty minutes ago.

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Speaker 2: I talked to Keip.

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Speaker 3: You can't talk to my Keeber because this is a

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Speaker 3: I know that too clearly, Okay, but I want to

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Speaker 3: go and tell you this here. You know what you're

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Speaker 3: gonna get off my damn phone. That's what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: Keeble told me to call because see, I am nephew

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Speaker 2: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister

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Speaker 2: Cable got me the prank phone call.

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Speaker 4: You you talking about that nephew Thomas on the TV in

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Speaker 4: the radio.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this can't be real.

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Speaker 1: You me.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, who said, Oh my god? Oh you real? Funny? Okay,

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Speaker 3: you said.

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Speaker 2: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest that. I mean,

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Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 3: Last The Steve Harvey Morning Show, New York, New York,

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Speaker 3: Big City of Dreams.

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Speaker 2: Get ready, baby, February to third. The Nephew is coming

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Speaker 2: to the NYC, the City Winery. You heard what I said.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale right now. February third, Saturday Night,

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Speaker 2: New York City. If you can make it New York,

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Speaker 2: you can make it anywhere. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: If you're coming up. Strawberry letter, he picked the wrong sister.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this.

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