Speaker 1: Schmidt, What do you think about? What do you think
Speaker 1: about this shirt? Dream blood dreamt? All right? Number one?
Speaker 1: Who who you smoking with?
Speaker 2: If you have to smoke with one apostle, you gotta
Speaker 2: go Judas? Right, Judas doesn't didn't give and you can
Speaker 2: fuck with him too. Oh yeah, because he's already guilty
Speaker 2: as fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, brother eleven, juice way too hard. You're like, damn, bro,
Speaker 1: you let that ship happen?
Speaker 2: So yes, bad, it ends bad for him. However, from
Speaker 2: a narrative perspective, the most necessary and distinguishable of the
Speaker 2: like that, who would the other one be?
Speaker 1: Peter? Nobody knows it like it's like about.
Speaker 2: The other ones except Judas.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, Matthew was on some ship, right, I
Speaker 1: got my dad would.
Speaker 2: But like most people, yeah, Judas is the only one
Speaker 2: because he uh was you know, betrayed him and also
Speaker 2: was messy. Did it with a little kiss? Yeah all right,
Speaker 2: here's how I'm gonna do it. They're like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you can just like go up and tap him on
Speaker 2: the shoulder. No better idea, give him a big wet kiss.
Speaker 1: This thank god. This Irish website called Joe dot Ie said,
Speaker 1: ranking the twelve apostles from least to most banter. Hello
Speaker 1: the Internet, and welcome to season three eighty one, episode
Speaker 1: three of Daily's stay production of iHeartRadio. It's a podcast.
Speaker 2: Where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness.
Speaker 2: It's Wednesday, March five. Oh it's am I so excited
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Speaker 1: Hey? Hey, because it's three two six, Its means it's
Speaker 1: National Little Red Wagon Day, APPLEPSI Awareness Day, National news
Speaker 1: Little red shout out monkey, But I know what I like.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: That is a Bob Dylan lyric, Little Red Wagon, the
Speaker 2: Red Bike.
Speaker 1: I ain't no monkey, but I know what I like?
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, And he is the poet Laureate of America.
Speaker 1: It's also a national spinish stationhoutout Popeye and Manatee Appreciation Day.
Speaker 1: All right, look out for the manatees, all right, manatees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this big old cow it is wild and manatees
Speaker 2: are just out there.
Speaker 1: It's down in Florida. Yeah, there are not in danger,
Speaker 1: but I always see it. When I was there last,
Speaker 1: I saw few plate there's like manatee plates to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: don't fuck up the manatees with your boats and ships.
Speaker 2: Like when you see a manatee in like shallow water,
Speaker 2: just feeding. There's a ship is churning down there. Fuckers
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Speaker 2: I want nothing to do with the world and it's
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Speaker 1: I like Sean Manity, Sean Mannity, one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: That's got it. There has to have.
Speaker 2: Been some some bad internet cartoon Sean and I'm Sean Mannity.
Speaker 1: Yep. Anyway, ideas are ten years too late. Always. My
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien.
Speaker 2: Akay, we're falling even more under this coup. But what
Speaker 2: did we expect from Trump?
Speaker 1: Round two?
Speaker 2: Nobody tells him what he can and can't do if
Speaker 2: all we got is sco this man were screwed. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, sick band, bro sick band dream blunt rotation
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Speaker 2: Anyways, I'm throwing to be joined as always by my
Speaker 2: co host is mister Miles Way.
Speaker 1: You already know what time it is. It's the showgun
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Speaker 2: There was a the the big game winning shot of
Speaker 2: the weekend in the NCAA tournament was Maryland somebody with
Speaker 2: the last name Queen. And I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: if the New York Post was only just a little
Speaker 2: bit gayer, yeah, they would do.
Speaker 1: Homophobic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little less homophobic exactly. Yeah, but I don't
Speaker 2: think they did it. It was right there for That's
Speaker 2: where I don't That's where the sun in England is
Speaker 2: good for. Like they are so horny for sports puns
Speaker 2: on their sports page. It's like they do they'll go anywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, real, real, real, some stuff in
Speaker 1: real portste But we love it anyway, we do love it.
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of things we love, Miles, We're thrilled to
Speaker 2: be joined in our third seat by one of the
Speaker 2: best podcasts hosts doing it anywhere. My old friend from
Speaker 2: the Crack Day is a Jeopardy champion. The host of
Speaker 2: the wonderful podcast, secretly incredibly fascinating.
Speaker 1: It's Alex see thank you for having me. I'm making
Speaker 1: and shy.
Speaker 2: Yes, AKA don't like my driving dial one eight hundred yeps.
Speaker 1: My car in the frame. My car is in the frame. Sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Man? Good? That's great beer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says I didn't know it's Man two day
Speaker 3: or Spinish Day or anything. I feel like every day
Speaker 3: for Amanity is Spinish day.
Speaker 1: So that's good. Did they get to eat Yeah? I
Speaker 1: love some spinach. They would. They don't get to have it.
Speaker 1: They don't get to have it. They don't not nothing,
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't deserve it.
Speaker 2: Alex, We're going to get to know you a little
Speaker 2: bit better in a moment as we're gonna tell the
Speaker 2: listeners a couple of things we're talking.
Speaker 1: About on today's episode.
Speaker 2: We're gonna look at this new So obviously we we've
Speaker 2: been talking about we've been enjoying the Lebron James.
Speaker 1: Music videos, music video tributes.
Speaker 2: Well, Elon Musk has his own. Now it's not even
Speaker 2: based on a fun song. It's an original song. I
Speaker 2: think it sucks. It sucks shit, it's really bad. So
Speaker 2: we're gonna We're gonna check it out because I think
Speaker 2: I think you guys are gonna enjoy it and love it.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about the fallout from that group chat. We'll
Speaker 2: talk about the Morning Routine Guy. We'll check back in
Speaker 2: with the Morning Routine guy. He's Ashton Hall, fitness coach coach.
Speaker 2: He coaches fitness coaching.
Speaker 1: No, just call him a grister. That's what all these
Speaker 1: people are, not a fitness coach coach. Anyways. Uh, he's
Speaker 1: He's had a quick rise.
Speaker 2: To the top of you know, American celebrity and is
Speaker 2: now comparing himself to Jesus.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to take.
Speaker 2: A look at Alex have you Have you watched his
Speaker 2: The Morning Routine video?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I haven't. Also, my friend, oh, anybody comparing themselves to
Speaker 1: Jesus in this Lenten season actually shout out, you know,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's the time that really proves you're Believer's
Speaker 1: exactly dream blunt rotation. If you will, Yes for the
Speaker 1: video episode, people, you gotta tune in. I got a
Speaker 1: great tea on and with Easter on four twenty. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, this fucking shirt it's hitting baby. That is wild.
Speaker 1: It is unfoer twenty easter is on four twenty. Occasionally
Speaker 1: the planet's due aligned, he.
Speaker 2: Has risen and put it in the air man. I
Speaker 2: don't know nobody says that anymore. I'm sure now. Also
Speaker 2: twenty three and me is going bankrupt and selling everybody's DNA,
Speaker 2: probably that plenty more. But first, Alex Schmidt, we do
Speaker 2: like to ask our guest, what is something from your
Speaker 2: search history that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3: Did you say twenty freeing me is going bankrupt? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the next thing I need to search.
Speaker 1: They have my DNA. Yeah, so there's there's going to
Speaker 1: be You came on on the wrong, on the right,
Speaker 1: very distracted. I'll tell you what to do. We got
Speaker 1: all the tips here.
Speaker 2: They're just they're not gonna do anything reckless with your DNA.
Speaker 2: They are going to be selling all their assets.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you? What do you think we
Speaker 1: think you are assets? So you could say, they're like,
Speaker 1: have you seen the office furniture? Right, No, it's your
Speaker 1: fucking DNA. It's covered in DNA.
Speaker 2: Disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I donated blood recently. My grandma Schmidt used to love
Speaker 3: to donate blood. So the last thing I was searching
Speaker 3: was like where to do it? I do that each
Speaker 3: like Saint Patrick's time, because she's Irish Catholic and so.
Speaker 1: Yeah did that? It was good? Nice you found a place. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: knocked it out. It was great. You give them some
Speaker 1: place even though you've been doing intravenous drugs regularly for
Speaker 1: the last six months. Don't tell them, Okay, sorry, I
Speaker 1: didn't mean to make it hot. That was always wild.
Speaker 2: I remember they still ask that intravenous drugs or had
Speaker 2: anal sex?
Speaker 1: Do they? Is that one of those two?
Speaker 3: A lot of stuff like that. Yeah, because I also
Speaker 3: monogamous s and straight, and I also just don't like
Speaker 3: pass out. Like I'm pretty tall and big, so like
Speaker 3: I can't let so I do feel like I should
Speaker 3: get blood because I'm not in one of the groups
Speaker 3: that either passes out or is the many kinds of person.
Speaker 3: They don't like, you've gotten a tattoo in the last
Speaker 3: three months, blood like stuf like cattoos.
Speaker 1: Man, I feel like this is just like a like whatever.
Speaker 2: The generation before Boomer is like they with this rubric
Speaker 2: and yeah, the Silence generation, they were just like all right,
Speaker 2: they can't be gay.
Speaker 1: Tattoos and you're not a communist?
Speaker 2: Are What does that have to do with nothing?
Speaker 1: Hey, look at these two photos and tell me which
Speaker 1: one you like. This one's some fuck name Stalin and
Speaker 1: this was George Washington. Which one do you like? All right,
Speaker 1: you passed the test? Yeah you can give blood? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sound generation? Is the Nixon people right? Like that makes sense? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right? And and Biden also also president and half
Speaker 1: the senators, but sure.
Speaker 2: Ruling this country? What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: I for some reason this morning I was thinking about
Speaker 1: Daffy Duck. Dafvy Duck's great.
Speaker 3: That's a really like, that's a really load bearing character
Speaker 3: for the whole Looney Tunes thing. He's he really fleshes
Speaker 3: out the Bugs Bunny universe. He's just really People think
Speaker 3: he's good, but he's not top of people's mind.
Speaker 1: He's amazing. Yeah Daffy Duck, Yeah yeah, was he is?
Speaker 1: He just like the fall guy? Is this to make
Speaker 1: bugs Buddy look good? Because he's Daffy?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is Daffy a slur? Or not a slur? But is
Speaker 1: that like? Is that a pejorative?
Speaker 2: One of the more fun insults that can beget Daffy.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, thanks kind of, but you all right?
Speaker 1: Should I fuck you up for saying it's like confuses you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, silly, that's the next thing in my search history.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's still a little silly. I'm a little daffy. I
Speaker 2: don't don't mind being I don't mind saying it. I'll
Speaker 2: come out and say it. What What are Daffy Duck's
Speaker 2: main things? He's kind of you can't really understand what
Speaker 2: he's saying, and he uh, when you get shot, you're.
Speaker 1: Thinking of Donal Donald Duck. You can't understand that motherfucker
Speaker 1: can't wait wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait wait, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's Donald.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know what Donald Duck sounds like. Wait is
Speaker 2: Daffy pretty easy to understand? He speaks clearly, Daffy speaks.
Speaker 1: There's a slight speech impediment, but otherwise yeah, okay, oh,
Speaker 1: do you have like a kind of like a lateral
Speaker 1: lisp sort of thing. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: He's like, I I refuse to entertain anybody with that
Speaker 2: speech impediment, but go ahead if you must.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: He's just like so self centered in a way that
Speaker 3: makes him pair with Bugs Bunny so well because otherwise
Speaker 3: Bugs is paired with Elmer who's hunting him or in
Speaker 3: love with him, and then a lot of like one
Speaker 3: off opponents like the opera singer and the Spanish Bowl
Speaker 3: and stuff, you know, like those are all good, but
Speaker 3: but Daffy really like makes Bugs able to be a
Speaker 3: jerk but still not as big of a jerk as Daffy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great getting that beak blown around, remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the other main that's the main thing I
Speaker 2: know is that when he gets shot in the face
Speaker 2: with the shotgun, his beak just like flies around his
Speaker 2: head like a party hat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's just you know, And then he keeps
Speaker 1: talking about not a great lesson in physiology. For me,
Speaker 1: I was like, is that just how it works? You
Speaker 1: can just kind of fucking.
Speaker 2: Rip that figure around your whole ship twisted back.
Speaker 1: Like it's a golfing visor, shout out to Daffy Duck.
Speaker 2: Is so Daffy Duck is Warner Brothers right, didn't isn't
Speaker 2: there a Warner Brothers cartoon in theaters theaters right now about.
Speaker 1: You haven't got yet. I think it's mainly Daffy and
Speaker 1: porky and on the poster. Yeah. Wow, so Daffy is
Speaker 1: having his star moment right now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The box office apparently not doing so good.
Speaker 1: So truly underrated either is the economy. There might be
Speaker 1: something there. I blame Daffy Duck. Dude, we're fucking so
Speaker 1: close to the White House City. Some sh like that,
Speaker 1: they're like, honestly, all this can be late at the feet,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, rather the whatever the fuck duck feet are
Speaker 1: called daffy duck? What a duck feet? Just webb web,
Speaker 1: little webb, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like Alex would know immediately if what the
Speaker 1: specific name for a duck's foot is, and you're you're
Speaker 1: premliating duck's foot name science ducks have Paul mate. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: but I think they're just called feet. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: call them's feet. Yeah, we is how I was, Alex?
Speaker 1: What's some of these things overrated?
Speaker 2: Jake Tapper, come on, man, talking about my favorite news guy. Now,
Speaker 2: what do you mean this guy fucking rules? He tells
Speaker 2: it like it isn't. Well, why why is Jake Tapper?
Speaker 1: Hear you out, Judas he's kissing me have both cheeks?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I So there's a website called one nine
Speaker 3: hundred hot Dog that I write account for once a month,
Speaker 3: and I did one recently about Jake Tapper because it
Speaker 3: turns out he wrote like the single worst blog post
Speaker 3: I've ever read.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a blog post called.
Speaker 3: Gang Banging in Media Land that he wrote for Salon
Speaker 3: dot com like twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: It was like, he's like, hot shit, young reporter kind
Speaker 1: of guy.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that the idea the it's like a comedy piece,
Speaker 1: but the premise is he's gonna come up with like
Speaker 1: rap nicknames for everyone at the New York Times on
Speaker 1: the New Republic in order to do like humor about
Speaker 1: those magazines arguing about the rationale for the war in Iraq.
Speaker 1: And it's like if you just google gang banging and
Speaker 1: media like he says, like, oh, the New York Times
Speaker 1: is hoeing out on the New Republic and like a
Speaker 1: bunch of terrible like doesn't know how to even wow.
Speaker 1: He's he's yeah, His like opening paragraph is comparing it
Speaker 1: to the beef between The Source and Double XL magazine
Speaker 1: for people wh don't know those are like some real
Speaker 1: hop magazines, yes, from the from the nineties and then
Speaker 1: Double X on the late nineties, but like that's rival
Speaker 1: hip hop magazines are locked in an increasingly ugly feud
Speaker 1: that has reared its head in advertising. Boycott's rap records
Speaker 1: and a nasty over the top gangs to editorial slams
Speaker 1: against one another and then goes on to editorial slams. Okay,
Speaker 1: what up, shorty ass snoop Kitty her b Hatch, I
Speaker 1: can't Yeah, yeah, you're right, Alex. We should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this dude, and he did this like a couple
Speaker 3: of months before he was ABC News's talking hat at
Speaker 3: the White House, and like, like, I think he's just
Speaker 3: basically some kind of actor or something like he's not
Speaker 3: I don't know what journalistic help he's ever given anyone
Speaker 3: in his entire life, but people just like trust his
Speaker 3: face on TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just got a bland, blandly handsome face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot of those people are like that.
Speaker 3: So I way overrated that that seat should go to
Speaker 3: somebody who'll like do anything for anyone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the episode of Celebrity Jeopardy where Wolf
Speaker 2: Blitzer goes up against Andy Richard? Yeah, Will Flitzer ends
Speaker 2: up in negative territory, and it just becomes increasingly clear
Speaker 2: like he is just a completely empty brand, like empty
Speaker 2: headed diption. Yeah, and Andy Richter is smart as hell.
Speaker 2: I cannot stop reading this fucking book. It's like he
Speaker 2: should go.
Speaker 1: I look, I'm not for prisons at all, but if
Speaker 1: but this is what prisons is for, it's for dumb
Speaker 1: ship like this. Jake Tapper, true dad, affirmed executive editor
Speaker 1: Snoop Kitty or kicking it old school in DuPont Circle,
Speaker 1: Right right, Collinsio been acting Jankie one day. It's all inspectors.
Speaker 1: You went disarmament then buss a c K and disarmament
Speaker 1: is just an option. Diz am h reading the book. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't. It's impossible.
Speaker 3: He uses the word n I z z A at
Speaker 3: one point, Oh where's yeah? And and people do like
Speaker 3: weird stuff online when they're young, but he was. I
Speaker 3: did the googling. He's thirty three years old when he
Speaker 3: wrote that and had been in professional media for like
Speaker 3: several years. He is just a dartmouth legacy who fell
Speaker 3: into a seat.
Speaker 1: Like that's it. It's not good. Don't need the respect him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: keep that on the d l you Dartmouth legacy.
Speaker 2: What's something really incredibly fascinating that you've been covering or
Speaker 2: researching of late.
Speaker 1: But this is a special category just just for you.
Speaker 1: What would like to ask you when you come on.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the one, the one that just came out
Speaker 1: is about salt. It's me and me and Katie Golden,
Speaker 1: of course, and then we had Jason bart and join
Speaker 1: us too, But it's the entire story of salt. And
Speaker 1: I grew up next to the former estate of the
Speaker 1: founder of Morton Salt. Like the real guy.
Speaker 3: He turned it into an arboretum so you could like
Speaker 3: go look at the trees and stuff. But it turns
Speaker 3: out he revolutionized the salt business. If he wags in
Speaker 3: a row and like salt grains look the fancy way
Speaker 3: where they're all different until the late eighteen hundreds, and
Speaker 3: then he made people really happy by making the uniform
Speaker 3: tiny white grains of salt.
Speaker 1: People enough of it. People were like, fake, fuck, it's
Speaker 1: all little dust now rather than flakes I have to
Speaker 1: contend with in my hands.
Speaker 2: Wow, funny, tired of all these look at me, look
Speaker 2: at me, little wanna be salt flakes that think they're
Speaker 2: so unique. I think they might be communists and they
Speaker 2: shouldn't give blood there.
Speaker 1: The salt exactly bad for you. Too much salt, And
Speaker 1: thanks for asking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love topics like that where it seems like
Speaker 3: it'll be ordinary, but there's just a bunch of amazing
Speaker 3: stuff that salt.
Speaker 1: So I was actually just listening to the Blind Boy podcast.
Speaker 1: You ever heard that show? No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: He was just talking about salt potentially being one of
Speaker 2: the first drivers of civilization. So maybe you guys covered
Speaker 2: the similar stuff. Yeah, the idea that it could preserve
Speaker 2: meat and therefore you didn't have to like follow the
Speaker 2: animals around because you could just kill have it preserved
Speaker 2: for a couple of seasons nearby.
Speaker 1: A couple of seasons. That's how long did you get
Speaker 1: that shit going? Yeah? Man, the dry aid, dry aged
Speaker 1: salted beer. I don't think they were thinking about it
Speaker 1: like that. They're like, oh, just hang, it could snap
Speaker 1: into a slim gym maybe right right'. It's a fun
Speaker 1: concept that Jerkey built civilization, Like, I know, it's really solid,
Speaker 1: but like that episode, Yeah, yeah, our god slim gym.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 2: back and check out a couple cool videos.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
Speaker 2: And we're back and and uh, all right, this is
Speaker 2: the This is the video episode. If you're just listening
Speaker 2: to it, that's fine too, but you can go check out.
Speaker 2: On Friday, we will drop this as a video episode.
Speaker 2: You'll get to see the videos that we're talking about.
Speaker 1: See the dream blunt Rotation Tea.
Speaker 2: Most importantly, you'll see miles of dream blunt Rotation Tea,
Speaker 2: which is just the Last Supper painting with the words
Speaker 2: dream blunt Rotation on dreaming fucking art.
Speaker 1: Shout out John Wolf. Okay, the homie making the.
Speaker 2: Shirt, the original artist behind the Last Supper.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like the guys on the
Speaker 1: end don't get very much, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it's a long table. Oh yeah, yeah, they're so thirsty.
Speaker 1: I get the end, Like what's he saying? What's Jesus saying?
Speaker 1: They're like, shut up.
Speaker 2: So they did come with just one blunt and they
Speaker 2: were like, this is cashed. And they all looked to
Speaker 2: Jesus and he was like, all right, and give me
Speaker 2: any more blunt, right, give me those bread sticks?
Speaker 1: Watch this? Why did you have to put it in
Speaker 1: his mouth. He's kind of weird. It doesn't like that
Speaker 1: he could just kind of that ship. He's dramatic. That's
Speaker 1: a whole part of it. You know, Oh those people,
Speaker 1: he didn't he knew we didn't have enough fish and
Speaker 1: bread for that entire crowd. Yeah, you know, you know
Speaker 1: he was playing koy as fuck during that thing. He's like,
Speaker 1: watch this ship.
Speaker 2: He's like, here's the first one I'm doing on the mount.
Speaker 2: So this is kind of like a big sermon for me.
Speaker 2: Uh and I've been saving my best trick for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dad Brownie put up seventeen against the Bucks. He
Speaker 1: is in many ways the Brownie of of history. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I can only look at things too lakers ms. I
Speaker 1: do wonder if other deities were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: everybody's worshiping just because he's because he's just put his
Speaker 1: son in that position. I mean, honestly, I feel a
Speaker 1: little bit sorry for him. Is out here. He's like,
Speaker 1: y'all not checking my kids. Have you got it out here?
Speaker 4: Too?
Speaker 2: Y'all are whatever, y'all just like that new ship because
Speaker 2: it's new. Well, speaking of people being worshiped as gods,
Speaker 2: we do have a new it feels like a Christian
Speaker 2: rock or a Christian country song, but instead of being
Speaker 2: about God and Jesus, it's about Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is something that's getting a lot of attention
Speaker 1: on the Internet, and a lot of people are like,
Speaker 1: this is a troll, this isn't real. But let's just
Speaker 1: let's hear it with our own ears and we'll decide
Speaker 1: and also tell you the facts on the other side.
Speaker 1: So for listeners, she's standing in the back of a
Speaker 1: cyber truck cars that drives so fast, made rockets built
Speaker 1: of the last, not to last.
Speaker 2: That must have been a note where they were like,
Speaker 2: his rockets blow up. So she took over Twitter's rain
Speaker 2: he saved tree speech.
Speaker 1: For okay, tell you e limating eliminated my woke pain
Speaker 1: like my back pain here keep pause for a second.
Speaker 1: Yes I can. But we were just getting into the
Speaker 1: praise part.
Speaker 2: That's that's where we praise, That's where we get up
Speaker 2: top to the big man, up top Elon Musk, because
Speaker 2: he is hovering above us all.
Speaker 1: So I do love rot.
Speaker 2: It was definitely initially rockets that last, and she was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: his rockets actually blow up immediately, So we'll go with
Speaker 2: rockets that blast. Also, she talks about how fast his
Speaker 2: cars are. She's singing from the back of and inside
Speaker 2: of one of his cars, a cyber truck, and like
Speaker 2: it's never moved. No, no, no's like station or And
Speaker 2: then I think it does start moving in a little bit,
Speaker 2: but it's going like two months.
Speaker 1: It's about to go full self drive on your ass.
Speaker 1: Just okay, look it's moving Starling beams with l is
Speaker 1: your dream, yo. He's got a master master plan for
Speaker 1: our lives. This is when people start going, this is
Speaker 1: this satire?
Speaker 2: What this is?
Speaker 1: This is like kind of wait on the nose. But
Speaker 1: let's let's allow a little bit more to cook this
Speaker 1: master plan. Let's occupy Oh gosh, occupy Wow.
Speaker 2: So they're showing him dance like ship. She's dancing like ship.
Speaker 1: Let's occupy car Mars and making kids to keep man making.
Speaker 2: Kids to keep again the lowest bar. You know, White
Speaker 2: man get praised for making kids just like jacked off
Speaker 2: into not even a person, into a tube, and then
Speaker 2: somebody delivered it to somebody.
Speaker 1: Making kids to save mankind. What can I say?
Speaker 2: Man fucking hero bro, I didn't realize we were miles
Speaker 2: You and I are fucking here.
Speaker 1: There's a part I want to get to because she's
Speaker 1: outside of the car and then you just see her
Speaker 1: creepy husband's reflection like in the window, and it just
Speaker 1: feels very much like that's when I'm like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: wondering whose idea this was and who put up who
Speaker 1: to do this? Where is it?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Come on, I know I can catch you somewhere in
Speaker 1: that reflection. Her T shirt is the doge Father too, Yeah.
Speaker 2: The doge Father, yeah, instead of Godfather's doge Father. At
Speaker 2: one point in the video, she she talks about Boring
Speaker 2: saved the day the Boring Company, which is like his
Speaker 2: thing where he built tunnels for cars to drive in
Speaker 2: one at a time. Oh, you replace subways. I'm just
Speaker 2: so confused that what specific day that was that they saved.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean again, because spoiler alert, it's a I
Speaker 1: you know, it's just saying shit. This is the part though,
Speaker 1: just so funny, like look the proud husband and the
Speaker 1: reflection here, Oh, who's that right there with the hat?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there you go. But yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1: That was good. Now again, a lot of people like
Speaker 1: this is satire. Nope, sorry, it isn't just one look
Speaker 1: at her Twitter bio all in Tesla, humor okay, wife,
Speaker 1: homeschool mom, Tesla, and comedy lover. That's a lot to nat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you can tell she loves comedy. I'm just to
Speaker 1: stay at home mom dreaming about being a stand up
Speaker 1: comedian one day when my kids are grown. God. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I'm not here to shoot on anybody's dreams, but let's
Speaker 1: be real here.
Speaker 2: I need everybody to shut the fuck about up about
Speaker 2: this video and just let her continue on whatever path
Speaker 2: she's on to eventually being a stand up comedian because
Speaker 2: I need to see that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her, her husband's Because a lot of people like
Speaker 1: this is fake. There's no way that this feels so satirical.
Speaker 1: I'm like no, because you know, sometimes you can instantly
Speaker 1: tell something Israel because it is so fucked up and
Speaker 1: cringey and you're like, ah, fuck, Like even a comedic
Speaker 1: genius couldn't actually pull off the execution like this. And
Speaker 1: you know it makes sense because you know, Elon's been
Speaker 1: crying about his every how, everyone hates him and the
Speaker 1: stock price is going down, so this feels like the
Speaker 1: the exact thing. Some Tesla stand with a parasocial relationship
Speaker 1: with Elon Musk is like, well this help you feel better, Elon,
Speaker 1: I praise you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One part she goes one more kid, one more brand.
Speaker 2: She's launching rockets with just one hand, so like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's just it just made me like, picture
Speaker 2: this woman and her husband, just like when they find
Speaker 2: out Elon Musk has had another kid, being like cheers, honey,
Speaker 2: like there's so right, right right, just celebrating every kid
Speaker 2: every time he has a kid, One more kid, yay.
Speaker 1: He also can't write the lyric launching rockets with just
Speaker 1: one hands and put it out after talking about.
Speaker 2: Somebody who has kids by jacking off into a cup.
Speaker 2: You can't then be like, and he's launching rockets with
Speaker 2: the other hand.
Speaker 1: I guess ah there's those. Yeah. Because also she's like
Speaker 1: he ended woke pain.
Speaker 2: But then there cuts to an video of him crying,
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm wondering, what is that?
Speaker 1: Is that him? I mean, if I'm giving, I think
Speaker 1: I'm doing way too much work for them to give
Speaker 1: meaning to this video. But maybe it's him talking about
Speaker 1: how he lost his child to the woke mind virus.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Yeah, I don't know, that's me. That's me
Speaker 1: doing a lot of work for them. If I said
Speaker 1: enough for us, that's actually what he suffered for us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they're gonna say. That's exactly what that clip
Speaker 1: was about. That wasn't just like some random you know,
Speaker 1: him crying. That was Yeah, there's the Wolke mind virus
Speaker 1: and he's that he's fighting it.
Speaker 2: So it's just like you you do have I mean,
Speaker 2: the footage of Elon Musk in this is like him
Speaker 2: crying in an interview, him like failing to give people
Speaker 2: high fives. Yeah, him dancing atrociously. Yeah, a lot of dancing,
Speaker 2: a lot of dancing. It is maybe the lyrical struggle
Speaker 2: is that it's like hard to describe the blow by
Speaker 2: blow of anything Elon Musk has done in a way
Speaker 2: that where it's impressive because he just like kind of
Speaker 2: buys up or is the figurehead of various brands and
Speaker 2: so like you can't do the lyrical journey of like
Speaker 2: because he didn't found Tesla, he didn't he didn't do
Speaker 2: any of the shows up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he took over Twitter's rain, he took over Tesla's rain,
Speaker 1: who took over PayPal's rain, who took over SpaceX's rain.
Speaker 2: It's not like, yeah, his dad gave him a bunch
Speaker 2: of jewels, his dad impregnated his stepdaughter or what thing?
Speaker 1: Aryl, Yeah, a lot of things they can. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: You can hear the sweatiness of the difficulty of putting
Speaker 2: this piece of propaganda together, whereas again just comparing it
Speaker 2: to my King not there, I'll take my king over
Speaker 2: there is the Lebron songs. Oh, god of I'm talking
Speaker 2: about the man on the Lakers. Yep, I'm asking you
Speaker 2: to say his name, Lebron James.
Speaker 1: We should you know, keep like going, keep going now
Speaker 1: and no lakes could have sound. I picked that up
Speaker 1: because it's an actual My favorite part that.
Speaker 2: They're all going to my room?
Speaker 1: Has that go to my living room?
Speaker 2: That's my favorite part of of all the Lebron songs
Speaker 2: is like usually it's people who have gambled and won
Speaker 2: money on right, like they're inspired by that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got to go to your living room, this is
Speaker 1: the thing. I mean, Yeah, to my living room.
Speaker 3: Ye don't don't describe yourself doing any part of the
Speaker 3: sports fandom experience. As I read our articles on the
Speaker 3: toilet sports blogs that I like, that's.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, I'm the other thing. I mean this
Speaker 1: all of this does. Really. I think we've talked about
Speaker 1: this a lot. It's just we've really as even in
Speaker 1: this show we reach out for religion, even if it
Speaker 1: is to mock the Savior Jesus Christ. We have we've
Speaker 1: swapped them over. Luckily, I have not swapped out the
Speaker 1: religion for celebrity. I still funk with religion because it's
Speaker 1: infinitely funnier to me than celebrity culture is so great. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: swish Jesus.
Speaker 2: You you don't think Jesus could have led Cleveland to
Speaker 2: a championship.
Speaker 1: Again, asshole?
Speaker 2: In many ways he did, but I know who couldn't,
Speaker 2: and that's.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think Elon mus could have. No, Nope,
Speaker 1: it is disturbing. It's weird.
Speaker 3: I think I blame the cyber Truk too. Like once,
Speaker 3: I feel like people who have regular other models of
Speaker 3: Tesla that could be from before a lot of this.
Speaker 3: You know, it's fine, but like the people with cyber
Speaker 3: treuks specifically, Yeah, it is simply too much money into
Speaker 3: Elon Musk and now they have to go for it,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Like a carbon data at this point. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: you're like, oh this, let me cut this tree and
Speaker 1: count the swastikas in it. Yeah, you've had this for
Speaker 1: a minute. Also, I was reading an article on CNN
Speaker 1: about the stock price going down. Again, credit to them,
Speaker 1: they did use the word Nazi in the article CNN salute.
Speaker 2: Were they talking about things other people were saying or.
Speaker 1: They were like the they couched it more sport for
Speaker 1: the af D in the German elections and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he supports, but they're like, you supports whatever you need
Speaker 1: to get there, CNN. I'm impressed that way. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know when you say all this stuff with
Speaker 1: swastika is spray painted on their cars, I think, well, whatever,
Speaker 1: maybe it's might have something to do with it.
Speaker 2: I will say, though, do you think it is? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what do you think it is that's making pay less
Speaker 2: likely to buy tesla? Jake Taper and it's like the
Speaker 2: sales seemed to like plummet around the time that he
Speaker 2: did that like funny wave of his heart his heart
Speaker 2: going out to people heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a classic double heart wave. That's a classic
Speaker 1: double heart wave. Ye, Jake Tapper is gonna be and
Speaker 1: He's like, it's probably the swasp dizzles for shizzles h.
Speaker 2: According to although he wouldn't he wouldn't actually believe that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, But I guess some are saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: some of the rumors the scuttle but but I guess
Speaker 1: Elon is probably thanking like the ketamine gods for the
Speaker 1: distraction that has come with the signal gate drama. Is
Speaker 1: that what we're calling it. That's what a lot of
Speaker 1: people are calling it, the group chat gate.
Speaker 2: I feel like we should just call a group check
Speaker 2: group jack.
Speaker 1: Gate, because that's what it is.
Speaker 2: You're just sitting sitting there watching them be like fucking
Speaker 2: pound emoji.
Speaker 1: That's the one that really did it for there there,
Speaker 1: Like right now as we speak, they're testifying on the
Speaker 1: hill where everyone's like, what the fuck is wrong with
Speaker 1: you idiots? And it looks like kids at the fucking
Speaker 1: like principal's office, Like they're just like, oh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't think it was. There was nothing classified in there,
Speaker 1: and they're like, then show us the fucking conversation. If
Speaker 1: it's not. They're like, well it's under He's like, they're like,
Speaker 1: you can't have it both ways, so what the fuck
Speaker 1: is it? And then the head of the CIA, they
Speaker 1: really he was getting pressed and they're like, would you
Speaker 1: say that an open conversation where there is disagreement between
Speaker 1: the president and vice president over an attack would be
Speaker 1: of interest of foreign intelligence agencies? And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. But I mean again, if y'all haven't,
Speaker 1: I know, not everybody is keeping up with all of
Speaker 1: the horseshit that happens constantly. But to sum it up quickly,
Speaker 1: the National Security Cabinet members top national Security Cabinet members
Speaker 1: accidentally added the editor in chief of The Atlantic to
Speaker 1: their group chat on fucking Signal, where they discs they
Speaker 1: discussed war plans and the execution of an attack against
Speaker 1: the Houthis and Yemen. Yes they are this stupid and sloppy,
Speaker 1: but we knew that from looking at Pete Hegseth. So
Speaker 1: it's not only embarrassing but also illegal. I guess technically
Speaker 1: is where we're at now with shit like this. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: it's technically illegal, So then it is then do something
Speaker 1: and for a group of people that used to attack
Speaker 1: Democrats for email servers and bleaching documents or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck this one has to sting a little bit. But
Speaker 1: we're getting all kinds of defenses about how this is
Speaker 1: totally not a scandal that rises to the level of
Speaker 1: having resignations and an utter failure for national security. Pete
Speaker 1: Hegseth just straight up denied it ever happened. He's like
Speaker 1: grad he.
Speaker 2: Said that the journalist was like untrustworthy, which he is,
Speaker 2: by the way, Yeah, but like not in the way
Speaker 2: that Pete Hegseth suggested.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's but it's also like, Okay, let's say
Speaker 1: he's like he's a real deceiver, huckster kind of guy.
Speaker 1: It's like, if that's the case, then what are you
Speaker 1: accusing him of here that he made up that these
Speaker 1: were all doctor PDFs that he uploaded to the internet,
Speaker 1: claiming it was a signal chat for only the National
Speaker 1: Security Council spokesperson to confirm that it was a real Like,
Speaker 1: it's all so sloppy. Also, the White House spokesperson Caroline Levitch,
Speaker 1: she's also just doing Jeffrey Goldberg is well known for
Speaker 1: his sensationalist spin. This is this is what I understand sensational.
Speaker 1: What you added him to a fucking group chat? And
Speaker 1: he merely observed what happened. I don't know what sensational
Speaker 1: beyond the actual screen caps he provided that are the
Speaker 1: genuine article. He's like, this is Caroline levitzing. There were
Speaker 1: no war plans discussed, no classified material was sent to
Speaker 1: the thread. He even withheld some screenshots because like this
Speaker 1: looks like some sensitive ass.
Speaker 2: To sensitive Yeah yeah, yeah, very I mean it was
Speaker 2: like the screencaps that we have are them saying so
Speaker 2: we should attack out right or later now or later
Speaker 2: and then you.
Speaker 1: Aren't technically workload. Yeah, well this is the thing on
Speaker 1: the hill. They're asking like did you discuss weapons systems?
Speaker 1: And like, I don't know, maybe it's like really like
Speaker 1: it's giving big Roman energy from uh succession as many
Speaker 1: people push it at meme off Yeah whatever, it's like
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know, like it's it's
Speaker 1: it's just it's like many fucking war plans or some shit,
Speaker 1: I don't know, just just fuck them, you know. I
Speaker 1: also thought you met the collapse of the Roman Empire
Speaker 1: at the air. That's a double and tender as the
Speaker 1: French say. Uh, but here's Jesse Waters giving his version too,
Speaker 1: because right now they are really really trying to spin
Speaker 1: this because again their viewers were meant to think that
Speaker 1: like secrets smattered, but obviously that there is a sliding scale.
Speaker 1: But here's Jesse Waters just explaining this one away.
Speaker 5: Did you ever try to start a group text you're
Speaker 5: adding people and you accidentally add the wrong person all
Speaker 5: of a sudden, your aunt Mary knows all your raunchy
Speaker 5: plans for the bachelor party. Well, that kind of happened
Speaker 5: to it with the Trump administration.
Speaker 2: Innocent, simple enough, they were planning the equivalent of a
Speaker 2: bachelor party bombing and killing a bunch of.
Speaker 1: People, bombing people in Yemen, which is already not a
Speaker 1: place we need to be unleashing more untold hell on.
Speaker 1: But okay, yes, go okay, So Aunt Mary found out
Speaker 1: that you guys were gonna have scrippers at the bachelor party,
Speaker 1: that's a little bit like what happened.
Speaker 5: Mike Wataz was putting together a group chat on Signal,
Speaker 5: an encrypted app, with the Secretary of Defense, the VP,
Speaker 5: and a bunch of other national security officials to collaborate
Speaker 5: on whether to strike Iranian proxies in Yemen who keep
Speaker 5: firing missiles and shutting down shipping. Well, National Security Advisor
Speaker 5: Mike Waltz accidentally added a reporter to the group text,
Speaker 5: and not a good reporter.
Speaker 1: Ool.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Goldberg from the Atlantic, one of the biggest foaks
Speaker 5: artists around. Well, he heard some things he probably shouldn't
Speaker 5: have but could have been a wee bit of a
Speaker 5: security breach.
Speaker 1: But it's not like been a wee bit of a
Speaker 1: very George Flood. I may have committed light treason.
Speaker 3: Right, what do you say, A wee bit of a Yeah,
Speaker 3: decided the seventh, nineteen forty one a day that will
Speaker 3: be a wee bit of a security pever, like a
Speaker 3: wee bit of infamy.
Speaker 1: It might live on for me, Yeah, wee bit of infamy.
Speaker 2: That's wild though, that the that Fox News has done
Speaker 2: this much of a one eighty on the Iraq War,
Speaker 2: because like I guess when they're calling him a hoax artist,
Speaker 2: like that's what he was hit, the hoax that he
Speaker 2: was involved with the biggest justifying the Iraq War and
Speaker 2: going along for the w m DS.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that what?
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, That's what's so funny. Waters. As much as they
Speaker 1: would have be like this guy's a hoax, it's like y'all.
Speaker 1: This is putting you in a tough spot because his
Speaker 1: hoaxes benefit American imperialism. That's what the thing is. He's
Speaker 1: he's a consent manufacturing machine. He had the biggest boner
Speaker 1: for the war and ira and again up up, and
Speaker 1: very recently manufacturing more consent for arming Israel in their
Speaker 1: quest to unleash constant terror on Palestinians. He's always just
Speaker 1: there to keep the fucking war machine going. Even wrote
Speaker 1: an article like a few years ago, he's like, whoops,
Speaker 1: I got Iraq wrong, like really bad, Whoopsie.
Speaker 2: Sorry, So you've never made a mistake and you've never
Speaker 2: added aunt Mary to the group chat when you're sending
Speaker 2: dick picks and got a.
Speaker 1: Million civilians killed or something? Right? Oh god, But here's
Speaker 1: the funny thing, the way he ends this. I just
Speaker 1: want to say that they still stay on brand when
Speaker 1: they try and sort of explain away why this isn't
Speaker 1: much of an l for the Trump campaign.
Speaker 5: But it's not like they homebrewed a server and then
Speaker 5: bleached it, or that's classified documents in their garages next
Speaker 5: to their corvette.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it won't happen again. So that's it.
Speaker 2: They I'm sure it won't happen again. Is like a
Speaker 2: parent of a child who keeps setting the kindergarten on fire,
Speaker 2: being like, I think we're good here, yeah.
Speaker 1: Jesus, it's so very very very very very not good.
Speaker 1: And the other thing is too There's like other right
Speaker 1: wing influencers who are doing their best also to explain this.
Speaker 1: There's this guy named Joey Mannarino, and I'm you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't convince me that this guy is that guy.
Speaker 1: This guy I'm pretty sure is a John, which is
Speaker 1: John Mliney doing a bit of a maga right winger.
Speaker 1: Keep that in mind when you hear this guy. He's
Speaker 1: trying to be like, this is actually all fine, and
Speaker 1: if you just.
Speaker 2: Guys, this is exactly I just don't know what he
Speaker 2: is saying here.
Speaker 1: Well, let's try and find out together. Take it away,
Speaker 1: Joey Manorino.
Speaker 4: This is called leaking to the press. Without leaking to
Speaker 4: the press, this is how you're doing. This is the
Speaker 4: Trump camp has been famous for this for years. Remember
Speaker 4: the stories about Trump being his own publicity how is
Speaker 4: this not and leaking information about himself that he wanted
Speaker 4: out there. This is the modern day version of that.
Speaker 4: If you think for one second, Pete Headset or JB,
Speaker 4: these are the top people of the country. These are
Speaker 4: the most intelligent and capables that are in the government.
Speaker 4: If you think for one second they'd be having these
Speaker 4: chats over signal and then be stupid enough to accidentally
Speaker 4: let an opposition journalist into the chat man, you really
Speaker 4: fell for it, hook line and sinker. You probably also
Speaker 4: believed that all the stuff you hear in the news
Speaker 4: about Trump is real.
Speaker 1: Basically like if you and then describes literally what if
Speaker 1: you think they're so stupid that they added this person.
Speaker 2: You probably believe in gravity and that scenes raine is
Speaker 2: caused by the clouds with having water in it.
Speaker 1: Just what a dipshit? Yeah yeah. He started that actual
Speaker 1: that clip off even harder by saying people were our word.
Speaker 1: If they believed that, and if they thought this was
Speaker 1: fathomable by the smartest guy who doesn't wash his hands
Speaker 1: after taking a piss, these are the top people in
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Okay, so, but that's an official title,
Speaker 1: like just deconstructing that. He said, this is what the
Speaker 1: Trump camp does, this is what he used to do. Again,
Speaker 1: he's talking about the private citizen thing. What was his name,
Speaker 1: John Smith? What was his fake name that he would
Speaker 1: do on vocals? But like right, but then like then
Speaker 1: what is the point of this? What end? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: is this accomplishing? That's like John Baron, like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you heard John Donald Trump is actually in
Speaker 1: town making with blah blah blah, Like I get that
Speaker 1: version of trying to stir up some And.
Speaker 2: By the way, the lies that he told as John
Speaker 2: Baron were like I heard he's the best lay in
Speaker 2: all of New York City about Donald Trump. Like it
Speaker 2: wasn't subtle stuff. It was not five D chess. He
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, hey, John Baron, here just calling in
Speaker 2: to let you know that, uh, Donald Trump has a
Speaker 2: twelve inch penis and head sex with with God Buddy
Speaker 2: Schiffer and got them out by.
Speaker 1: But this would be the equival of like, hey, this
Speaker 1: is John Baron. I want to let you know that
Speaker 1: the NYPD is planning a big drug sting in the Bronx.
Speaker 1: Later it's gonna involve about fifty units converging on this
Speaker 1: block on East Stream Aont.
Speaker 2: Like what and he's accidentally calling the drug dealers on Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: if you if you think that a guy like that.
Speaker 1: If you think dum if you think the dumbest fucking
Speaker 1: people you've ever seen enter office are dumb fucking it
Speaker 1: up as predicted as predictably as then you are a
Speaker 1: rube and you are the mark. Actually so yeah sorry
Speaker 1: in John Mullaney, Yeah, I do want to see a
Speaker 1: video of them. Nick Kroll in that wig too, Mucheah.
Speaker 3: It took them like less than twenty four hours to
Speaker 3: do every kind of lie, which is what they do.
Speaker 3: But like they really follow every scandal with Bredator, it
Speaker 3: never happens, Okay, it happened, It didn't matter, Okay, it
Speaker 3: did happen, and it's good now, Like they just do
Speaker 3: every taxtic immediately, all the once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you will hear all of those lies
Speaker 1: paired it back by the mega right.
Speaker 2: Well, this is like I heard it didn't happen, and
Speaker 2: I heard that that guy made it up, and I
Speaker 2: also heard that they did it on purpose.
Speaker 1: I think this is also I think this is also
Speaker 1: a test for Democrats because like this is this is
Speaker 1: actually a scandal that they know how to be outraged about,
Speaker 1: because they clearly don't know how to do it when
Speaker 1: someone just comes in with brute force and fucks everything
Speaker 1: up because that's too out of the norm. Ye operational
Speaker 1: security snaff foo thing that that neatly falls into. We
Speaker 1: have protocols and procedures. This is national security. You need
Speaker 1: to do it this way. And now we can be
Speaker 1: big mad about this. Yeah, and they're doing it. But
Speaker 1: I'm curious if they keep this energy up because they'll
Speaker 1: probably just be like, I mean, they said it's there's
Speaker 1: nothing going on here, so I guess it is what
Speaker 1: it is. But here I'll play this clip from Senator
Speaker 1: Mark Warner because he's definitely like it was just surprised, like,
Speaker 1: oh the Democrats are around again, but again very narrowly.
Speaker 1: Who woke hey as sleepy head? Hey, where were you
Speaker 1: when they're fucking dismantling the government dipship? But now you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: operational security, I know how to say something about this.
Speaker 1: So here's Mark Warner just just asking Tulsi Gabbert the
Speaker 1: hard questions. Senator, I don't want to get into this
Speaker 1: snack you want you're not going to be willing the conversation.
Speaker 1: So you're not are you denying that we would answer
Speaker 1: my question?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: You were not TG on this group chat. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to get into the specifically. You've refused to acknowledge
Speaker 1: whether you were on this group.
Speaker 2: Check Senator, I'm not going to get into this.
Speaker 1: Why why are you going to get into specific Jesus
Speaker 1: is because it's all.
Speaker 2: Classified, because this is currently under review by the National security.
Speaker 1: Because it's all classified.
Speaker 2: If it's not classified, share the text now.
Speaker 1: Previous is it classified or non classified? Information on this
Speaker 1: I can con Then he goes to John Ratcliffe ahead
Speaker 1: of this sea He goes, is the John Ratcliffe on there?
Speaker 2: Is that you?
Speaker 1: And he's like yeah, but again this is.
Speaker 2: Like the most say yes, can I go home and
Speaker 2: watch wrestling?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, come on, say it was you? Yeah, say
Speaker 1: it was you Ratcliffe? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah yeah. All right,
Speaker 1: No guess what no royal rumble, asshole, I guess I
Speaker 1: guess maybe in jail for the rest of you guys
Speaker 1: run everything. Uh nice making a murder reference. Yes, from
Speaker 1: eight years now that was twenty team going into twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: I remember. Yeah, that was like the big because that
Speaker 1: was the beginning of the end. That was like, oh wow, cool,
Speaker 1: this new thing on Netflix was try They're like David
Speaker 1: Bowie's dead. What's going on? Trump? Huh the fuck? And
Speaker 1: I do blame Trump for David Bowie dying.
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Speaker 1: mentorship through Instagram, which you can't pay for. I can
Speaker 1: help you grow your business to explosive new ways.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not gonna sit here and say he's not
Speaker 2: had some influence on my morning routine. There are some
Speaker 2: slight differences. So we're going to go through his morning routine.
Speaker 2: And so Ashton Hall is a fitness coach coach. He
Speaker 2: coaches other fitness coaches on how to fitness coach and
Speaker 2: so he lives in a haunted black mirror episode where
Speaker 2: he wakes up with cameras focused on him and people
Speaker 2: just standing around waiting to bring him bottles of saratogas
Speaker 2: springwater and bowls of saratoga but saratogas springwater with ice
Speaker 2: in them, and plates of breakfast. He is very polite.
Speaker 2: He is a Christian man. He's very polite. He says
Speaker 2: thank you, although he never looks at them exactly never
Speaker 2: never wants looks at them, but he will say thank
Speaker 2: you to them. But I just want to just want
Speaker 2: to go through because this is in fact, how you
Speaker 2: are supposed to live your life.
Speaker 1: So you wake up every morning. You're waking up at
Speaker 1: three fifty two am.
Speaker 6: Three fifty two yeah, okay, so for for me a
Speaker 6: little bit later, so three fifty two am, okay. His
Speaker 6: hands wakes up at three fifty two am, takes a
Speaker 6: piece of hostage tape off his mouth, rubs his hands
Speaker 6: for one minute, I think, because then we're at three
Speaker 6: fifty three.
Speaker 1: I like to wake up.
Speaker 2: So he just does one hostage tape around the mouth.
Speaker 2: I like to mummy that whole shit up, just like
Speaker 2: have tape around my whole head. Yep, just eye holes
Speaker 2: you know, but mainly just like, have my whole whole
Speaker 2: shit covered in uh in tape here suffocate like a mummy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I was there. I'm I'm really hung
Speaker 1: up on it is three fifty two, like a numerology
Speaker 1: thing I don't know about, or something like four o
Speaker 1: clock exists, you know three five or no, just three two?
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing. Mark Wahlberg wakes up at four am.
Speaker 1: And you know what happened?
Speaker 2: You know what when Mark Wahlberg's waking up at four am?
Speaker 1: You know what this guy's doing. He's been upfraide minute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been up fraid minute. Rub he already has the
Speaker 1: tape in his mouth waiting for you. I've been waiting
Speaker 1: for you, pal. All right, we'll go on.
Speaker 2: Wow, look whose hands are already warmed up?
Speaker 1: Interesting? All right? And usual brushes his teeth. That's for
Speaker 1: a minute three fifty.
Speaker 2: Four and it does normal brushing teeth, except he uses
Speaker 2: bottled water to rinsese out. Yep, he's not using that
Speaker 2: tap shit. At four am, he's on the balcony push ups.
Speaker 2: He does push ups that sound like a little squeaky
Speaker 2: rubber d for about sixteen minutes. He just takes takes
Speaker 2: like five minutes to look off into the middle distance
Speaker 2: without his shirt on, just looking ripped his shit. All
Speaker 2: of this very similar to what I do.
Speaker 1: So there was a twenty minute gap between when he
Speaker 1: took a long look just off his balcony wondering do
Speaker 1: I answer the call of the void or do I
Speaker 1: not today? And then ends up saying no because then
Speaker 1: it's four thirty eight. He's in his very minimalist I
Speaker 1: don't know what the evil person's layer, and he's reading
Speaker 1: the Bible. I think, right, it looks like for two minutes,
Speaker 1: because now it's four forty he swept that shit to
Speaker 1: the side like an apple store in hell.
Speaker 2: Looks like what what the motith is here? Now he's
Speaker 2: just gonna write down some thoughts. That's gonna watch some
Speaker 2: praise stand up, all right, He's gonna dunk his face
Speaker 2: in some ice water, Alex, I don't know, is that
Speaker 2: similar to what you're doing at this? I did?
Speaker 1: But sure, Okay. This whole sequence of stopping watching his
Speaker 1: Jesus videos to when he puts his clothes an ice
Speaker 1: bath is thirty minutes. I don't know what is taking
Speaker 1: so long?
Speaker 2: Well, he does have to jack off at some point
Speaker 2: until he's jacking off in between. Anytime there's a fifteen
Speaker 2: minute cut, he's off jacking. That's what I have to
Speaker 2: assume based on my morning routine. I do. Okay, I
Speaker 2: do this step a little bit different where I just
Speaker 2: lower my face into a cream pie, you know, cream
Speaker 2: pie myself, lower.
Speaker 1: My face into a cream Are you doing the missus
Speaker 1: doubt firework and you go.
Speaker 2: Hell, exactly, That's what I and that's how I shave,
Speaker 2: go away with the cream pile on my face with
Speaker 2: a yeah, with.
Speaker 1: A meringue base. Okay. Putting his shorts on six oh one,
Speaker 1: six two six three.
Speaker 2: Always facing a camera, by the way, and this is
Speaker 2: one thing I have taken from him. I'm always facing
Speaker 2: a camera as I'm doing all all of these things.
Speaker 2: Just direct, face forward, expressionless. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He then puts a fanny pack on, goes to his gym,
Speaker 1: run like a fucking spread man at the sun. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: seven thirty. I like that he has the socks on
Speaker 1: that aren't connected to his feet. They're actually called compression
Speaker 1: sleeves jack for high performance athletes. I think you know
Speaker 1: a little bit about Batman. You know what I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: you know about how compression is recovery.
Speaker 2: Do They also have those that are called socks and
Speaker 2: they connect all the way down to your feet. It's
Speaker 2: pretty sick. You should check them out. But they're like
Speaker 2: kind of a tech technological innovation that I have where
Speaker 2: you just have high socks that I go over your cats. Oh.
Speaker 1: See, the thing I do is I take a pair
Speaker 1: of socks and I cut the foot part off, and
Speaker 1: then I take the long part and I wear that
Speaker 1: on my cap, and then I wear a new, brand
Speaker 1: new sock on my foot. That's this guy. This guy
Speaker 1: is fucking high performance though. All right, So seven six,
Speaker 1: seven thirty six, and he's jumping get ready there seven
Speaker 1: forty hits the water, seven forty hits the water, seven
Speaker 1: thirty six hicks off seven before he hits the water.
Speaker 1: This is the film right here, dude, seven thirty six up,
Speaker 1: seven thirty six, then so.
Speaker 2: And now so he is going heat by the way,
Speaker 2: he did belly flop, even though like the takeoff was
Speaker 2: like this guy's about to fucking dive, like doing on
Speaker 2: his belly. But that's because he's been hovering up there
Speaker 2: for four minutes.
Speaker 1: And they use some editing to cut it out. Did
Speaker 1: you see the person who took this still frame and
Speaker 1: put him on the twin towers and it said it
Speaker 1: says seven thirty six was so fun. Anyway, it was
Speaker 1: nice of them to cut out the hour and a
Speaker 1: half that it took all of his servants to fill
Speaker 1: this pool up with Saratoga spring water. He's in there,
Speaker 1: quick swim. Now he's in the jacub hot tub. Oh
Speaker 1: he said. Look, he said grassia. Oh he mixed it up.
Speaker 1: He went grassy bilingual. Now he's taking a shower. It's
Speaker 1: eight thirty five. This guy's eating a banana, rubbing the
Speaker 1: peel on his face, and this is how you know
Speaker 1: he's here.
Speaker 2: So okay, I get a small difference. I do eat
Speaker 2: a banana, but then I take the pie crust from
Speaker 2: earlier and I.
Speaker 1: Rub that face so it gives me a nice ship.
Speaker 1: It's an exfoliant, actually, the little bit butter. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: actually exfoliates my skin. The crumbs washed face. Okay, someone
Speaker 1: on the lad this guy's got a problem. This my
Speaker 1: dunks before fucking. He sits at his desk with a
Speaker 1: computer front. Someone brings in a bowl of ice water.
Speaker 1: Nine oh six let's dunk it up. Bro.
Speaker 4: So, looking at it, Bro, we gotta go ahead and
Speaker 4: get in at least ten thousands.
Speaker 1: That snippet of grinding right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, looking at it, bro, we got to get that
Speaker 2: at least you got to get into at least tenth out.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, get into it at least tenth Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Hell then I like the one time you see another person,
Speaker 1: it's a woman doing labor for him, because again, he's
Speaker 1: painting a lifestyle, beating his fruit presently gonna be very
Speaker 1: grateful the ASMR. They need to stop. Didn't look at her, no, look,
Speaker 1: but how much hot honey he just put on the food.
Speaker 1: He was drenching that ship in hot honey, hot honey. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's just like Alex, would you.
Speaker 3: Really want to be in the boardroom of Sarato's Springs
Speaker 3: water and be like, okay, so what have you been
Speaker 3: spending our head?
Speaker 1: Budge? It's on what just one video one.
Speaker 2: Guy, one video of the guy, but it has been
Speaker 2: watched by every single human on earth at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has gone.
Speaker 2: Mega viral, and he knows what you know, he's he's
Speaker 2: taking it in stride, I would say, in many ways, sure,
Speaker 2: sure by So you know who else seemed merely human
Speaker 2: to people?
Speaker 1: You know who else did what they thought was impossible,
Speaker 1: grinding before everybody else. I think you know who else
Speaker 1: could like jump onto water but not go in the
Speaker 1: water right away because he was walking on that ship. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well let's hear let's let's at Ashton Hall speak on
Speaker 1: this because his new found note. I mean, he has
Speaker 1: a ton of followers, but this is him talking about
Speaker 1: you know what it's like for him. I'm here to
Speaker 1: address the nonsense. So many videos are being sent to
Speaker 1: duplicates of my vadeo.
Speaker 2: So this is the creators that are sick and tired
Speaker 2: of their work being Listen to me, You're either going
Speaker 2: to be a leader or a follower, and it's okay
Speaker 2: to be either one, but you have to choose. If
Speaker 2: you're going to be a leader, people are going to
Speaker 2: follow you.
Speaker 4: What is the issue?
Speaker 1: I realize that God has me here to lead, not
Speaker 1: to follow anyone. So that's what I'm gonna do. When
Speaker 1: I see somebody following the way I should be hyped.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I'm not perfect by any means.
Speaker 2: I used to get pissed off the running videos at
Speaker 2: ASMR workouts.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to act like I'm the same block
Speaker 1: anybody who is doing anything similar to me. That was
Speaker 1: me that's blocking them. Screw them. How could they copy
Speaker 1: my work by running in a video? What's wrong with
Speaker 1: this dude? Why do the same thing as me?
Speaker 2: What is up?
Speaker 1: Then I realized, bro, like people follow Jesus why because
Speaker 1: he was great as a Christian man. Why are you
Speaker 1: angry if they're following you? Matter of fact, if you're
Speaker 1: doing something good with good intentions, this should be a
Speaker 1: great thing.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Bro, Wow, all right, I feel like we take it
Speaker 1: through the logic there. So he made this video. He's
Speaker 1: supposed to be a teacher, like a coach of coaches.
Speaker 1: He makes this video.
Speaker 2: People start doing the thing that he's telling them that
Speaker 2: they should do in his video, teaching you how to
Speaker 2: have a good morning routine, and he starts.
Speaker 1: Blocking every one of them. Be like, fuck you, fuck
Speaker 1: you man. You can't run being off of men. You
Speaker 1: can't have poor lifting form on camera like that. That's
Speaker 1: my thing, that's my shit. Shit.
Speaker 2: And but now he has realized, and I'm glad that
Speaker 2: all the views on his Saratoga spring Water banana Peel
Speaker 2: facewash video have taught him, that has showed him the
Speaker 2: light that he is actually our general Christ, He's a
Speaker 2: Christ figure. You know who else had followers, Alex? You
Speaker 2: know who else had followers this podcast and that he
Speaker 2: blacked all twelve of them? Right yeah, it's like, get
Speaker 2: a life saying what I say?
Speaker 1: That's right?
Speaker 2: Well, sick of jes in the New Testament where Jesus
Speaker 2: kept getting furious at them for like biting his ship.
Speaker 1: Right right right, He's like, well, god, you guys are
Speaker 1: obsessed with me. Stop it. Hey, I was, Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: I saw your letter to the Ephesians. That's my idea.
Speaker 1: He let me my ideas of the latter. Hey, Matthew Man,
Speaker 1: let me holler at you, bro, What the fuck is
Speaker 1: all this ship you were writing? The Romans Bro that
Speaker 1: I'm reading this is like, this is you're just ripping
Speaker 1: my ship off. Dog.
Speaker 2: You don't want really sad, Really it's sad.
Speaker 1: Remember what I did? Remember what happened. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to say remember remember you only brought one blood? Yeah
Speaker 1: I'm just another one.
Speaker 2: Uh, Alex Schmidt, what a pleasure having you.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we can thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Have you on because I have been worried about your
Speaker 2: morning routine and I think I think you've probably now
Speaker 2: seen the light and know and know how to go
Speaker 2: forth into your mornings. Uh, where can people find you?
Speaker 2: Follow you all that good stuff and thank you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this makes me want to take the videos I've been
Speaker 2: making and start putting a fake little clock in the
Speaker 2: corner of all of them. Yeah, where it just keeps
Speaker 2: rolling forward?
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense? Yeah I do.
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Speaker 2: And uh, is there a work of media that you've
Speaker 2: been enjoying?
Speaker 1: I I'm sure people have seen it, but just whoever
Speaker 1: took the picture of big bird in like a regular
Speaker 1: business meeting and labeled it dude from Atlantic I really
Speaker 1: appreciate it. I've seen the other one that was like
Speaker 1: you know that meme where it's like the drunk dude
Speaker 1: hitting on the disinterested woman at the bar, like where
Speaker 1: she's like, then the guy's like like it would be
Speaker 1: like National Security Council, And then Atlantic.
Speaker 2: Report so much wonderful miles Where can people find you
Speaker 2: as their working media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, find me everywhere. They got the AT symbol
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Speaker 1: I on the basketball podcasts and joke I'm mad boost
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Speaker 1: Tim Onion on Blue Sky, the guy who has running
Speaker 1: the Onion running that shit at Ben collins skot on
Speaker 1: social just put this fake Atlantic headline that says a
Speaker 1: journalist added me to the secret NBA Big Boys group chat.
Speaker 1: Some of the world's dumbest assholes included me in a
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Speaker 1: quote too chunky to be the best player on a
Speaker 1: finals team. I didn't think it could be real. Then
Speaker 1: one of them tweeted it. Lebron looking kind of thick
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Speaker 1: Miles, is there a song that you think people might do? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: period where like we're wondering, like we need like instruments,
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