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Speaker 1: hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can be

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Speaker 1: the difference between a dismiss case or jail time. What

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Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away? Hello, Hey, I was looking for Mel. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him. Hey Mel, how you doing. I think

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Speaker 1: you actually left a note on my car the other

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Speaker 1: day about taking up two spaces. Um, who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Seth McElroy. How'd you get my number?

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Speaker 1: I talked to a few people in the neighborhood and

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Speaker 1: they say that you do that type of thing that

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Speaker 1: you've been upset about parking apparently and leaving notes on

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Speaker 1: people's cars. So I figured it was you. Okay, Well fine,

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Speaker 1: Well maybe I left the note, maybe I didn't. But

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Speaker 1: what do you want to talk about here? Well, I

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Speaker 1: was just calling to say I'm really sorry and I

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Speaker 1: would like to make it up to you. It's my bad. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate the phone call in the apology, Yeah, no problem. Hey,

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Speaker 1: maybe I can make it up to you. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: get to know each other, some beers, something like that,

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Speaker 1: make you some breakfast sometime, Who knows? Are you serious

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Speaker 1: right now? I'm not serious about the hanging out stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm serious about that. Don't ever get that close to

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Speaker 1: my car again. Okay? All right, well, well let's get serious.

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Speaker 1: Which car is yours? It's a Porsche, Kayanne. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that sounds perfect because you also sound like you got

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Speaker 1: a small Well makes sense. Listen to that says a

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Speaker 1: small Listen. I've heard all that before. All right. I

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Speaker 1: know guys like you don't really get guys like me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and you can't. You wouldn't be able to because the

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Speaker 1: car that I drive is worth more than you're probably

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Speaker 1: making your entire life. Well, you think you're better than me.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't think it. I know it, friend. You're

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Speaker 1: You're just a guy who's about to get punched in

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Speaker 1: the fall. Oh am, I it's funny because if you

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Speaker 1: touch me, I will sue. It's gonna be tough when

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Speaker 1: you can't see, because it's not gonna be tough to

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Speaker 1: sue because I roll with a lot of friends who

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Speaker 1: are lawyers. So you might want to be careful what

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Speaker 1: you say to me. Right now. It's guys like you

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Speaker 1: that are ruining this country, ruining this neighborhood. And as

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Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned, I'm not gonna sit around. Hey,

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Speaker 1: by the way, that note that you left on my

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Speaker 1: car and use it to wipe my ass. Want it back?

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Speaker 1: I'll get back to you if you will. Are you

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Speaker 1: this big of ale? You hide behind a fall and

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Speaker 1: so I'm got a sports car that's gonna you know what, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you might want to not get so mad, all right?

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Speaker 1: It could raise your blood pressure. And I know that

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Speaker 1: because I'm a doctor. Oh you're a doctor. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: the guy that comes over your house and fix your plumbing.

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Speaker 1: So how I'm not going to go for your next time? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're the guy that deals with all my Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: next time, if you see me parking taking up two spaces,

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Speaker 1: do the right thing. Valet my car. I'll just toss

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Speaker 1: you as hey could help you out. I'll tip you

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Speaker 1: a few bucks. How dare you disrespect me? How dare you?

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Speaker 1: You'll move into this neighborhood because it's the hit place

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Speaker 1: to be. People work in this neighborhood. We've been in

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Speaker 1: this neighborhood for thirty five years. Now you're gonna wear

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Speaker 1: a final shirt and grow out a beard? Can I

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Speaker 1: don't know what to do with your hands? Hey, Mel,

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Speaker 1: shut up? Mel, This is a joke, man, well joke

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Speaker 1: on what joke on you? No, it's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you from who from

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Speaker 1: you know, from your friend Sean. A Sean emailed me

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Speaker 1: and said, you've been getting pissed off at all the

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Speaker 1: people in your neighborhood parking like idiots. Ooh you got

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Speaker 1: me fired up there. Really. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: tell at all. You sounded just so calm about the

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Speaker 1: whole thing. No, come on, that's where you go door

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Speaker 1: to door punch every hipster in the fake