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Speaker 1: best radio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show.

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Speaker 1: I must have amazing cleavage. Do you use the Jewel Show?

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Speaker 1: Or maybe it's the fact that I don't mind doing

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Speaker 1: unspeakable things on the side of the freeway. Either way,

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Speaker 1: I get out of tickets all the time because you're

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Speaker 1: don't think that. I know that, well, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I agree with you, though, because I have gotten out

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Speaker 1: I'm just a lucky person in the past. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: Many times have you been pulled over for speeding? For speeding?

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Speaker 1: I think I've been pulled over four times and I've

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Speaker 1: They're like, all right, then go ahead do it on

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Speaker 1: My name is Pete Eakins, and I have an appointment

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Speaker 1: Your nana. Oh, I'm so sorry. That's all right. Nanakins

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand, First Day follow up. It's always weird

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Speaker 1: Probably at your ex girlfriend's house. Oh? Probably? Do you

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Speaker 1: think that she shouldn't have gone out with him again?

420
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,440
Speaker 1: I definitely think she should not have gone out with

421
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,880
Speaker 1: him again. But it's his x from high school though.

422
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 1: That's weird though? What about those rippling abs? Alex? Oh?

423
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 1: I don't care. But I mean, if he's talking to somebody,

424
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Speaker 1: you know, and he's interested in somebody, he should not

425
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,359
Speaker 1: be posting pictures of him and his ex girlfriend on

426
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Speaker 1: his Instagram. You should know that that's not going to

427
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 1: get you a call back posting any girl if you're

428
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Speaker 1: trying to date someone else, yea, even if it's your mom. Okay.

429
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Speaker 1: Text in four six one, what do you think? Jubils

430
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Speaker 1: First Gate follow up The Jubils Show on demand Jubils

431
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Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret at a time for Dirty Little Secret.

432
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Speaker 1: Remember if you have a secret that you want to

433
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Speaker 1: get off your chest? Texted in four one O six one,

434
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,160
Speaker 1: This isn't just so that we can hear people tell

435
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Speaker 1: us their deep dark secrets. This segment is for you,

436
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 1: and if you feel guilty, it's good to tell one person,

437
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: but we're on the radio, so you're telling millions of

438
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 1: people exactly, and then think about tell all those people

439
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 1: how good you're going to feel. It's not about us

440
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,959
Speaker 1: having content for the show. It's all about you and

441
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 1: your well being, and also for content for the show.

442
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,439
Speaker 1: But remember you can tell us whatever. We'll always keep

443
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Speaker 1: you anonymous and on the phone. Right now, our anonymous

444
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Speaker 1: caller is Colonel Sanders. It's the colonel himself. It's Colonel Sanders.

445
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: You're looking good. Oh wow, thank you. I like that.

446
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Speaker 1: I'm going to go buy that from now on. Actually,

447
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 1: all right, well, Colonel Sanders, tell us what your dirty

448
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:45,360
Speaker 1: little secret is. It's recipe is that you're not gonna tell. Yeah,

449
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 1: keep that one down. Man can never give away that one. Um.

450
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: It's tough to even talk about because I'm in a

451
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: new relationship now, and it's more so how my old

452
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,719
Speaker 1: relationship ended. All right, So how long have you been

453
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: in your new relationship? A few months? But it's getting

454
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,479
Speaker 1: pretty serious now. I just feel like there's some things.

455
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 1: I need to come clean with my most recent relationship.

456
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: So this is this a secret that you said come clean?

457
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 1: Is this a secret that you're going to eventually tell

458
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: the person you're with now? No, I don't know. It's

459
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 1: the whole situation. Is this weird gray area and I

460
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel about it? Just so you know,

461
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: that's the best way to do it. You need to

462
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 1: bottle up secrets until it explodes one day and you'll

463
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: feel much better and hopefully you let it out right

464
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: in the argument yourself and even deeper ditch story of

465
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Speaker 1: my life. Okay, so what happened with your last relationship?

466
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Speaker 1: I guess I'm just gonna come clean. I left her

467
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Speaker 1: at the altar at our wedding. Oh that's more than

468
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. You know, that's not just boyfriend

469
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Speaker 1: girlfriend type stuff. That's like, Hey, we're almost husband and

470
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: wife and I left you on the biggest day that

471
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: a relationship can have. Were you not happy with her

472
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 1: and you just decided that you didn't want to get

473
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Speaker 1: divorced one day? I just knew going into it that

474
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it and do what like do it

475
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: on your wedding night? It was it was too much

476
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Speaker 1: for me. I feel that the relationship was never gonna

477
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Speaker 1: make it, and I was putting aside my own personal

478
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: feelings because I was too afraid to I don't know

479
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: what it was nervous or to make her upset, like

480
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: or mad at me. I don't know, but I don't

481
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: think it would make her more upset for you leaving

482
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Speaker 1: her on the altar, which is something that I feel

483
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: like only happens in movies. Yeah, it's it's not like

484
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: a movie though at all. There was no studio audience

485
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 1: applauding or anything. It was just pure tension and death

486
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: stare at me while I internally started crying. Wow, it

487
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 1: was bad. Well, it was the right thing to do,

488
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,199
Speaker 1: but it was the wrong time to do it. If

489
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: I wasn't mature about the situation, I would have done

490
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Speaker 1: it sooner. But a good time to do that is

491
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Speaker 1: before you go, hey, what are you marrying? Yeah, that's

492
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: like the worst day to pick. Have you seen her since? No? Okay, Angel,

493
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Speaker 1: I think you're a score first thing. But because there

494
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Speaker 1: was no like, we never got actually married. So outside

495
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: of like just splitting out things as an apartment, it's

496
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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, but I'm proud of you. I

497
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,239
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Yeah, I mean it's messed up to what

498
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Speaker 1: you had to do. But what about your current girlfriend though,

499
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: I mean you have to tell her. See, that's kind

500
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: of why I called is like, that's my dirty little

501
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: secret is now it's sort of this looming thing over

502
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: this relationship or any relationship now that I have. But

503
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna, unlike the last time, pick the right time

504
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: to tell her. But it has to be soon, obviously,

505
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: and I have to be honest and trying not to

506
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Speaker 1: pick a significant day in the relationships. Do it like

507
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: no birthday? Yeah? Sure, I was going to do it

508
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving. Yeah, that's a great idea. What's your dirty

509
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 1: little secret? Did youbel show on demand? Would you let

510
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: somebody shoot you in the leg for thirty thousand dollars?

511
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? I would. I know you would have a

512
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 1: thousand dollars kidding for like ten that's definitely not enough.

513
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: I might do it, I'm not sure it depends where

514
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: as well in the leg. I've not always wanted to

515
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: be shot before, but I really wanted to just to

516
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: see how it feels. I'm interested in everything I know.

517
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: But then you like you should read about it like

518
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: they say it burns, but then sometimes you can't. I know,

519
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: I don't, Please don't shoot me. I don't want to

520
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: be shot, so don't shoot me. I don't have a gun,

521
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: don't you. I do, and I'm not going to shoot you,

522
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: just like this weekend, maybe just in the back of

523
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: actually hiding it in my gun, my gun. He doesn't

524
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: know thought, I don't actually, but I have just I

525
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 1: always wonder what it feels like. Anyway, It's not about

526
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: me and my weird curiosities, but it's about Ryan Fisher,

527
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,719
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's dog walker. Remember he was one of the

528
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: biggest news stories this year. Yeah, we got his walking

529
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: her dogs and some guys came out to steal the

530
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: dogs and he got shot. Didn't know there were Gaga's dogs,

531
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: didn't know that they stole Gaga's dogs, some French bulldogs.

532
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: The dogs were returned. This dude obviously had to go

533
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: to the hospital to have his gunshot ruined taken care of.

534
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga paid for all of his medical bills, offered

535
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: up a five hundred thousand dollar reward to the people

536
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: that found the dogs and now Ryan Fisher, the Lady

537
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: Gaga's dog walker who got shot is making headlines again,

538
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: and this time the entire country isn't supporting him. They're

539
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 1: angry at well. He started a go fund me right

540
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 1: because he's homeless and he wants support to continue his

541
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: quote sabbatical across the US seeking out retreat centers, trauma programs,

542
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 1: queer healers, creatives, and spiritual leaders. Basically, he got shot

543
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 1: and so he stopped working and it has been traveling

544
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: across the country trying to deal with his trauma. He

545
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: was a dog walker, yes, and he was a dog walker,

546
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: and so he's just been doing this and he started

547
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 1: to go fund me for people to get him back

548
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,479
Speaker 1: from New York to LA because he went from LA

549
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: to New York across the country and now he's coming

550
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: back probably for Cloud. Like I feel like I feel

551
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: like he's milking this, Like he wanted to get virals somehow,

552
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: so he's like, oh, okay, here's an opportunity. This is

553
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: insane and nobody's really like following his trip across the country,

554
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: I guess how much is he trying to ask for? Oh,

555
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: his goal is forty thousand dollars thirty already on his

556
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: go fund. Yeah, we have a job. Why is he

557
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,479
Speaker 1: not going to these these places at his house, as

558
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: his home, as his town that he lives in. Sneed

559
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: did listen? I have no idea. So does he have

560
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: a job? Hould on real quick? Forty thousand dollars four

561
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: what so he can come back to LA from New

562
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: York because he went to New York across the country.

563
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: That this is what people started going funding for right

564
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: and they should be used for actual causes, but people

565
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: just go I made a mistake. I went across the

566
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: country trying to get I don't know, social media famous

567
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: based off the fact that I was lady got against

568
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: dog Walker and then someone shot me in the leg

569
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: or and then I'd go to the the house. And so

570
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: I went across the country going to all these hillers

571
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: and everything else for trauma except spend all the money

572
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: that I had. Now I can't get back from New

573
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: York and I want to go home. So hey, go

574
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: fund me? Will you guys donate to you so I

575
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: get forty thousand dollars to go back to LA. Also,

576
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: you need forty grand to go back to Okay, I'm

577
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: playing tickets like eight hundred dollars. He I've restime I

578
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: did a bit that's pretty ridiculous, and of course people

579
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: are ripping him. I don't know, doesn't do okay. I

580
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: think we all feel the same in here. But ask

581
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: the question, Alex Fresh, do you support this? No, clearly

582
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: I don't. I do not obviously, because well, she paid

583
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: for his medical bills too. I don't know why he's

584
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: seeking more money. Was do we know if he was

585
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: homeless before he got shot as well? I don't know.

586
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: I don't think he'd be homeless, right, So like the

587
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: fact that he's homeless now, it just seems like he

588
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: doesn't want to work. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Yeah,

589
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: he's just being lazy. Also, the whole getting shot and

590
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: the trauma. Think that's true. Right, you're gonna have You're

591
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: gonna have some PTSD from that, You're gonna have some

592
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: trauma from getting shot. Yeah, it's healthcare hometown, right, And

593
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: you're not the only person to have to deal with trauma.

594
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: Welcome to the world. Everyone had everyone there's there are

595
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: people that get shot, go to the hospital and then

596
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: have to go back to work right as soon as

597
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: they're good, you know, like they don't get to take

598
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: off and go across the country and enjoy the headlines. No,

599
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: so maybe Goga didn't want to help up. Maybe if

600
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: he was like a hard working guy. I don't know

601
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: anything about him, but it sounds like he's not really

602
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: the hard working or just like I don't know, maybe

603
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: Goga didn't help him for a reason. She clearly can

604
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: give him a lot of money and she didn't. And

605
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: I mean she did pay for his medical bills already,

606
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: so it's like like that's his medical bills. Though it's

607
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: like not like from the you know, pain and suffering

608
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: in the trauma. Yeah, I feel like I don't remember

609
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: if Gaga said this or if I made this up,

610
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: but I thought after that she said like he had

611
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: a job for life really with her, Yeah, because you know,

612
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: he was protecting her dogs, like he was willing to

613
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: get shot for one of the dogs. I don't remember that.

614
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I said that. Oh I did. That was

615
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: me that said that, right, Lady Gaga. No, we were

616
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: talking about it and I was like, I bet you

617
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: that guy's going to have a job for life. Oh okay,

618
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: And somehow I made no. So she didn't say that.

619
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: So the fact that he wouldn't have a job for life,

620
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: though shows he probably wasn't that good of a worker.

621
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, how long did he know Go Go before

622
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: he was walking her dogs? And how does she trust

623
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: him to walk her dogs? Exactly? You'd have to be

624
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: like very good friends with me for stuff, but you

625
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: like hire having a rover. It's probably what it was,

626
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: right Well, anyway, texting four one six one, are you

627
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: gonna donate to the go fund me for forty thousand dollars?

628
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not, but texting four one of six one,

629
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: I remember you can follow the show on social media

630
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Speaker 1: TikTok on Instagram. At the Jewel Show, all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Jewel fresh metres. I met Evan on the

632
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Speaker 1: radio The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil Phone

633
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: frame Mornings. Hello, Hi, this is Jordan. I was calling

634
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: from doctor office. I was looking for Michelle. Yes her, Hi, Michelle,

635
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm okay, I just want to check

636
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: in with you. I'm calling with your COVID results. I'm mean,

637
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure you're feeling okay. No, no,

638
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: you haven't started sweating or no, and your your your

639
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: complexion is normal color not blue no, it's it's not

640
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: blue and should it be discord do that? I will,

641
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you about why I ask in just

642
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,959
Speaker 1: a second. Um, your COVID results though, you took your

643
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,959
Speaker 1: test and you are guess what's negative? No COVID, So

644
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: you're good. Yeah, oh great, good. I was going to

645
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: spend some time with some family members. Now I can

646
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, I would actually not do that right now. Oh,

647
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: why what's going on? Well, we got your test results.

648
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: Your COVID test, like I said, was negative, but we

649
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: did find something else that I need to discuss with you.

650
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: And before I go into this, your your skin is

651
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: not any other color than just what it normally is.

652
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: It's not blue or pinkish. No, not pink. Okay, good? Hello? No,

653
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: all right, I'm sorry I should have I should probably

654
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: tell you what we found before I start trying to

655
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: assess your symptoms. Yeah, so you have Buenos aireus fever.

656
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: Buenos Aires fever, Yes, Buenos Aires fever. Oh my god,

657
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. Well is it? You know

658
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: it's it's it's very rare. And uh, well, have you

659
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: traveled out of the country recently? No? No, okay, have

660
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: you um? There's really only a few ways that you

661
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: could get it. So, h have you eaten rock hat? No?

662
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: I can't say that I have. H Okay, Well, I'm

663
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out how you might have come

664
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: in contact with it. But can you just tell me

665
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: if I need to go to the emergency room? Okay?

666
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,239
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. You know, I do have to to

667
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: warn you and say I know this can be disturbing,

668
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: but I try to remain calm because I would hate

669
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: to see your eyes start to leak. What are you

670
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: talking about? Well, well, with the Buenos Aireus fever, that

671
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: usually the first symptom is is a bright orange liquid

672
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: that will start dripping from your eyes. Not a big deal,

673
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: not a big deal. That lasts for about four months

674
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: and then it goes away on its own. Four months.

675
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: You're saying that I'm going to have orange liquid like

676
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: orange juice coming out of my face. Yeah, well yeah,

677
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: that's a good you know, that's a good way to

678
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: describe you. Yeah, just like orange juice. But like I said,

679
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: it's harmless. The thing about this Buenos Areas fever is

680
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: it's really not there's really nothing we can do about it.

681
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: And also it's not deadly, but there are some kind

682
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: of strange symptoms, so you probably have a week or

683
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: two before your skin turns blue or pink. Like I said,

684
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: the skin is going to be turning blue, and I'm

685
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: gonna be leaking orange juice from my eyes, like I

686
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: sound like a smurf. But the good news is you'll

687
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: you'll be blue, and you'll have the orange stuff and

688
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: you'll be hearing bird chirping for only three or four

689
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: months and then it just goes away. It's weird. We

690
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: can't figure it out, hearing the bird chirping? Like what

691
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: how did I even get this? What? I don't well,

692
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: I don't know you have any in your rock hat? Right, No,

693
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: who eats rock hat? I don't know how else you

694
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: would have gotten it though. That's the only way that this,

695
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: So please don't eat any more rock hat because it's

696
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 1: just gonna make it worse. Rock hat, What is your problem?

697
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: My problem is that this is a prank phone call

698
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: on your husband. Set you up for it. That's really

699
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: my problem. Oh my god, this is actually Jewil from

700
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you, your husband, Thomas.

701
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: He said you were waiting for your COVID test results.

702
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: So I thought i'd call you until you had something.

703
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: Way wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks the

704
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's time Floor of the Roses

705
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: only on the Jewbil Show. I think if people didn't

706
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: have co workers, it would make them a lot less

707
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 1: likely to cheat. Yeah really yeah, yeah. I see English

708
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: Evan staring at me all the time, and I'm like, dude,

709
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm taking my wife. Alex is right here in the studio.

710
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: She doesn't have to know. Yeah, can shop. Yeah, getting

711
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: out of control. But I say that because a lot

712
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: of people do cheat with people that they work with.

713
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: They do, and there's a whole thing about it. Don't

714
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: dip your pen in the company, ink. I don't think

715
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: it's about cheating. I think it's about hooking up with

716
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: someone at work. Anyway, it's time for War the Roses

717
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater. And Celia is on the phone

718
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: and she thinks that her boyfriend might be cheating with

719
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: someone he works with. Before we get into why you

720
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: think he's cheating? What's his name? Not? Okay? Okay? Why

721
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: why do you think that he's cheating? Well, he has

722
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: started going to dinner a lot with his receptionist. Yeah,

723
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: I know it's totally done, so I forget the cool

724
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 1: let's just end it. We already know for sure hundred percent.

725
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: Why is he going to dinner with receptionist? Well, that's

726
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: the thing. I mean. He says that he's taking her

727
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: with new clients. Um, that he's using her as eye candy.

728
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you know, to feel deals? Where does he know?

729
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: Where does this dude work nineteen sixties big advertising? Is

730
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 1: he think he's like on Madman or something? Yeah, that's

731
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I mean, it's weird to be right.

732
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a lawyer, so I don't know. I

733
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: can't feel great to hear as well that he thinks

734
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,439
Speaker 1: that she's eye candy. Very good point, Yeah, like why

735
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: not take your girlfriends? I can do? Right? Well, that's

736
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: what I said, Like why hey said me? And he

737
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 1: says that, you know, he can't make personal business stuff

738
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: because that would be really weird. Is she younger? Yeah?

739
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: How lunger than I am? How much younger? Almost ten years?

740
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: Oh wow? He says it's weird to mix personal and business,

741
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: but it's not weird to call your receptionist eye candy

742
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: and take her with you on business meetings so that

743
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: other people can have things to look at. How did

744
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: you take that when he told you not well, yeah,

745
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: I bet I didn't like that. I'm pretty sure. Look

746
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, and she's very calm, laid

747
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: back about a lot of stuff. But if I came

748
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 1: home and I was like, Hey, I'm gonna start having

749
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: dinner meetings with my eye candy receptionist Rob. We don't

750
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: even have a baseball bat in the house, but somehow

751
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: I Louisville stuggle with a peer in her hand, and

752
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: it would be on top of my head. I think

753
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: I would probably feel the same way if she came

754
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: home and I was like, Hey, we got this eye

755
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: candy in the office. His name is English Evan. He's

756
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: gonna and we're going to dinner, and I'd be like,

757
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 1: what the no, that's weird. Oh yeah, I told him

758
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: I didn't like that at all. My feelings were hurt

759
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: and I thought it was offensive. How long have you

760
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 1: guys been together? Two years? Two years? Okay? In that time,

761
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: like two years, has he ever done anything shady that

762
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: would make you think he was cheating before this? I mean,

763
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: not that I could think of but yeah, this seems

764
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: really weird. Yeah, and anything else? Or is just the

765
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: fact that now he's been going to dinners with his

766
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: eye candy of a receptionist who's ten years younger than you.

767
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: Don't really feel like I need much more. I just

768
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: it just doesn't sit well with me at all. Have

769
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: you stalked her at all on Instagram or Facebook? Do

770
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: you think that she's I mean, she's really pretty, definitely,

771
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: and she's you know, she's young, she just graduated from

772
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: business school, Like, yeah, that would piss me off. All right, Well,

773
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: we ask anybody who wants to do one of these

774
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: or the roses to catch a cheater, to think of

775
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: a way that we can catch them. Did you think

776
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: of a way that we can set him up to

777
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: see if he is seeing her? Oh? Yeah, definitely. Okay,

778
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: what is that? Well, he always buys me jewelry from

779
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: this place bold that I love and it's sort of

780
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: his go to. So if he's bought her any, then

781
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: you know he's cheating. Or if he wants to buy

782
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: her any from there, Okay, he's cheating. Okay, So we

783
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: could call him from that place and claims that since

784
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: he's such a good customer. We have a special fifty

785
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: percent off deal comes of flowers for someone special, and

786
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: then see who he wants to give it to that

787
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: would do it. All right, cool, that's what I'll do.

788
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: Then I'll call and post to be from that company,

789
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: and then see if we can find out if he's cheating. Okay, perfect,

790
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: All right, We'll play a song, come back, and then

791
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: see if we can catch your boyfriend dipping his pen

792
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 1: in the company. Right after this, it's a jewel show

793
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: in the middle of a war. The roses to catch

794
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: cheater and Celia's on the phone. If you miss the

795
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: first part, Celia thinks that her boyfriend of two years

796
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: is cheating on her because all of a sudden, he

797
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: started going to dinners with his eye candy, his words

798
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: of a receptionist. She's ten years younger. He says that

799
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: he takes her on these business dinners because, like I said,

800
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: she's eye candy for people to look at, right, which

801
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: is very chauvinistic. Yeah, and so we're about to call him,

802
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: and I guess he gets a lot of jewelry for you, Celia, Yeah,

803
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: and sometimes clients. Yeah. Okay, So he gets a lot

804
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: of jewelry from this one jewelry source. I'm gonna call,

805
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: pretend to be from there, say that he's got some

806
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: sort of special deal since he's a loyal customer, and

807
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: then offer some flowers or something to be sent to

808
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: someone and see if he will give us someone's name

809
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 1: other than Celia. All right, here we go, Celia, You ready, Okay,

810
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doll fun of it right now. One second? Hello, Hi,

811
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: this is that I'm calling from Gold Jewelers. Was looking

812
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: for Matt. Oh Hi, Hey, yeah, this is him. Hey Matt,

813
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm great? How can what can I

814
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: do for you? How can I help you? Well, it's

815
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: not so much what you can do for me right now,

816
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,439
Speaker 1: because you've already done a lot for us. It's about

817
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: what I can do for you. And guess what what,

818
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: Because you've been such a loyal customer, we want to

819
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: offer you a discount of fifty percent off of any

820
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: jewelry in our store, and also a bouquet of flowers

821
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: to send to someone special. Our way of saying, ah,

822
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: funk you okay? Like fifty percent off of anything? Right? Yes? Anything?

823
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: I mean we do have some high price items, and

824
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: I don't mean this in any disrespectful way. I think

825
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: you'd be foolish not to take us up on it.

826
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: I think I think you might be right. Um, you

827
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: know what our computer who went down. But what I

828
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: can do now is get those flowers ordered for you.

829
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 1: So it's a bouquet a dozen roses. And is there

830
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: anybody that you can think of that you would like

831
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: to send them to? Um? Yeah, let's send it to

832
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: uh my girlfriend. See, actually send it to my girlfriend

833
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: Jen Jen John like let's put Jen Jen like Jennifer

834
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: with a J. Yes, okay, because I could have swore

835
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: I heard you say something else before, but I just

836
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: want to make sure I get it right. It sound

837
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: like some sort of a ste No, it's j J

838
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: E n yea and wonderful Okay. And is there anything

839
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: that you would like to put on a note? And

840
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: I'll get the address in a second, But is there

841
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: anything you'd like to put on a note to Jen? Um? Sure? Um?

842
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: I really enjoy your company and I hope our you know,

843
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:04,240
Speaker 1: relationship keeps growing and I love you. Oh the L word. Wow, Matthew.

844
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: I have to say that was very romantic. Also, I

845
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: find it odd that you would tell another woman that

846
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: you love her other than your girlfriend, Cecilia. Why what

847
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Cecilia? Would you like to tell

848
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: him or would you like me? Uh no, I can't

849
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: wait to tell him. That's what I figured. Yeah, Hi, Matt,

850
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: what who is who is this? That is your girlfriend Celia?

851
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: What is this? What is going on? What is this? Matt?

852
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: What is it? This is Jewel from the Jewel Show

853
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: along with Alex Hello and English Evan Hello, and your

854
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: girlfriend Celia is on the phone and we do a

855
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: thing called War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

856
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: And she suspected that you were hooking up with your receptionist,

857
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: and based on the phone call, we just had certainly

858
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: sounds like it. Yeah, I mean like, what do you

859
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: guys do? What was this? What you do? What? Yeah?

860
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: This is not about us and what we do. This

861
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 1: is about you and what you have been doing. I mean,

862
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: do you guys have like fun doing this? Like? This

863
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 1: is not like I mean you have This is also

864
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: classic Cheatah they do around, They always turn it around,

865
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: and you know what, No, we don't have a ton

866
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: of fun doing it, but we think it's important because

867
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: people should not cheat on other people. And if you

868
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: are doing that, you should be called out. So that's

869
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: why we do it. I think my privacy right now,

870
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: and like, I don't why are you like you're trying

871
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: to get tack me on a personal level and I

872
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: really don't appreciate it. Like what is like you know,

873
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: you were so pathetic. You're like the most sapsthetic human

874
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: being ever. Yeah, man, you know the interesting things things?

875
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: The interesting thing, Matt, I haven't even heard you address

876
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: your actual girlfriend on cheating. You've just been trying to

877
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: yell at us. So you want to maybe you want

878
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: to talk to her. Hey, Like, listen, why don't listen

879
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: to these people like I didn't have to listen to them.

880
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: I listened to you. I know you need to listen

881
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: to me because you you have all of I don't know,

882
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 1: maybe two hours to get all of your crap out

883
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: of my apartment because this is over you cheating pieces.

884
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: I can't say she's wrong. Listen, let's just we'll just

885
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: let me get home on the way. We'll just talk

886
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: privately about this now. Well, yep, we'll talk privately about

887
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: let's talk about man. You you just said that you

888
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: love your receptionist when you have a girlfriend or two

889
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,479
Speaker 1: years what kind of conversation is there to have other

890
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: than um, I should leave, dude, like you do? Like,

891
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: what do you get get out of my life? Man? Like,

892
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Here's the thing you decided to

893
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: mess with your own life when you decided to cheat

894
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: on your girlfriend. But if also if you don't love it,

895
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: answer a phone call. Now you're trying to like destroy me.

896
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: What is your problem? Bro? Can you even admit right

897
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: now that you are cheating? Like, can you at least

898
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: say that yes? Can you answer that? Sound like it?

899
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: You guys are just like I hung on my sectary

900
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: yes for business and like yes hang out and we

901
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: like build chemistry together. We're just doing our job. Like

902
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: you guys just don't understand you don't understand you just

903
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: you just call me and just say like that, Like

904
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: I can't believe you. People. Uh yeah, it's their fault.

905
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: And what about telling her that you love her? Did

906
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: they force you to do that? Do you forget about

907
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: a little everyone? Okay, it's just a love love thing. Yeah,

908
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm a very loving person. I have a lot of

909
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: loss of Oh my god, I love to get lots

910
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: of love to go around. Yeah, I just love everybody

911
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: let's just talk about this. You know what, give me

912
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: hang up on him? Okay, I did, no problem. They're saying,

913
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: you're just hang up on him. I was like, good,

914
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: I want to get this dude off the phone. Yeah. Wow, well,

915
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: oh my god. Can you guys believe that I have

916
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: a lot of love to get Yeah? What what? I've

917
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: never heard a cheater say that before. Like, it's not

918
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 1: my fault. I just love everybody. I just I can't

919
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: help it. Man. Well, at least you found out now

920
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: you know you guys aren't married yet. It's always better

921
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: to know. And I really do appreciate you guys, yeah,

922
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: you know, helping me no problem, appreciate your EMAI, appreciate

923
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: you listening to the show. And again, I just want

924
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: to say it because I know there's gonna be a

925
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 1: tough couple of months for you, but you will find

926
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: someone who has a lot of love to give only

927
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: to you though. Yeah, yeah, I believe that. Thank you.

928
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: The Jewil shows were of the roses. The Jewil Show

929
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: on Demand, Jewbils Dirty Little Secret Time for your Dirty

930
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: Little Secret member text in four one or six one.

931
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: If you have a secret to get off your chest,

932
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: you can say whatever it is, and we'll let you

933
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: tell it on the air, and we will always keep

934
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: you anonymous status. Our promise to you, yeah yeah, that's

935
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: a Jewbil show promise. We will not judge you unless

936
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: you need to be judged, and we don't ever ask

937
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: what you're identity is. We keep everybody anonymous. That's why

938
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone

939
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret right now, Paula Abduel,

940
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: I know what's up, Paul abduelz too. Let's not be

941
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: crazy old a wow, Paula such a great names. Yeah

942
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: that's your name. Yeah, that's your name, Paul Abduel. It

943
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: sounds like you've been taking up smoking in these past

944
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 1: few years, Paul Abduel. Yes, that's correct. What song did

945
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: she come out with? She was a singer, right, yeah, yeah, Pula,

946
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: what song did you come out with? Uh? Straight up

947
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: now tell me straight up now, Tammy? Do you really

948
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: want to love me forever? How's run? How's mc scat

949
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: cat doing? Anyway? It was in one of the music videos.

950
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: Oh anyway, Paul Abduel, what's your dirty little secret? So? Uh,

951
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 1: a little embarrassing, but I you know, I had lost

952
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 1: my job a few years back, and I would really,

953
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: you know, struggling for money. Oh god, what did you

954
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: do for money? Bill's got to get paid. I had to.

955
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: I had to do what I had to do. Have

956
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 1: I seen you on a street corner? All we've all

957
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: had to do that. I can't tell you how many

958
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: dumps dumpsters I've slept in, you know what I mean. No,

959
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: let's let's just say I made several deposits into a bank.

960
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: Oh allan, you're not talking, you're not talking to banks.

961
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so yeah, I I did it. I went

962
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: to a sperm bank, and I don't need it a

963
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: little bit. I've always wanted to do that, not because

964
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: I want people to use it, but I just want

965
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: the experience to do it. I'm I'm interested in everything, right,

966
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: and I always want to go in there because I

967
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,399
Speaker 1: know they have little rooms, and I know there's other

968
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: people and they're doing the exact same. I think it

969
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: would be hilarious. Is that what would get you like

970
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: to do it? Like? It's actually really weird because you

971
00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: don't need the money, no, and you don't need to

972
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: save it. I don't want to, so that's just weird.

973
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: It's just funny to me. I think it'd be hilarious

974
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 1: to walk out at the same time someone else doesn't

975
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: be like, I know what you just did. By the way,

976
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: I did the same thing. I think it'd be funny.

977
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: So it was a little craft out and you're my husband.

978
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you get to go home to that

979
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: to night as I sure do. Yeah, thanks for reminding hilarious?

980
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: Was it hilarious when you went to the sperm bank

981
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: Paula abduel and deposit? So? I mean, at the time,

982
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: I gotta say it was professional. I mean it was

983
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: quick and easy. Was it quick? You know? And it

984
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: was great and WoT yourself? It's myself, you know what

985
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 1: I mean, it's quick. Okay. So hey, paula question for you. Yeah,

986
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: so I'm kind of assuming that you're you know, you're

987
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: what is it? Donation is going towards people who can't

988
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: maybe have kids? So is it kind of like is

989
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: that kind of crazy thing about that you could have

990
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: like a million kids running around and you don't know

991
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: any of them. Well, that's that's what That's what helps

992
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 1: me a little bit because every now and then I

993
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: do think, you know, do I have a child out there,

994
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: you know, or do I have ten children out there?

995
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: You know whatever? You read all these stories about you know, uh,

996
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: them reconnecting with their family, and all of a sudden

997
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: he's got like twenty kids. Wow. Yeah yeah, and like

998
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 1: these kids find out, Yeah, these kids find out that

999
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 1: they were donated and they go to look for like

1000
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: their biological parents. That's a legit thing, it is. Yeah. Well,

1001
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: thank you, Paul Abduel. We found out a lot of

1002
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: things today, a lot of things. Did you know they

1003
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,879
Speaker 1: don't even accept my spone because I'm ginger? What? Yeah,

1004
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: they don't want ginger people's spoone, No way. I don't

1005
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: know if it's a fact that they're automatically bullied at

1006
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: school or whatever. But wait, is it like something like

1007
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: for real? Yeah, that's for real. No, they just don't

1008
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: want ginger people. That's prejudice. That's the word. That is

1009
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: so bizarre. Yeah, like just take it anyways, and just

1010
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: like if you don't want to throw it in the trash, right, yeah,

1011
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: just take it anyway and make them feel good. That's

1012
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: four one or six one. Do they allow red redheaded

1013
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 1: swimmers at the sperm bank? Or are you not allowed

1014
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 1: to donate if you're redheaded. I mean, you know, people

1015
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 1: don't like stuff children. Oh my god, what's your dirty

1016
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: little secret? Did Jebel show on demand? Hello, everybod, it's

1017
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: time again. My name is Heinrich Kimmel Bug and I

1018
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: mean on a yoga. I'm on a yoga. Did this

1019
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: time fall? Yeah? It's just all right slime for Beat

1020
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: the Britt, the only American game show with an English

1021
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: guy answering trivia questions that has a weird German dancing trip.

1022
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: Very diverse. And let's meet today's contestant for Beat the Britt, Randy.

1023
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: What's up? Randy? Hi? So how do you fancy your

1024
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: trivia skills today? Randy? I think I'm pretty good? You do?

1025
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: How do you spell your name? Is it with y

1026
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: or and I? An? I? Oh? Okay, yeah, you're not

1027
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 1: gonna do well? Already, go one wrong? All right, we're

1028
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 1: gonna send you with having out of the studio. Randy.

1029
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds

1030
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If don't know

1031
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: when to say fast, you have to be English having

1032
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: out right to win? Okay, got it? All right? Did

1033
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,479
Speaker 1: you really actually understand all that? I said that because

1034
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: I said it rather quickly. Oh yeah, I get it. Okay.

1035
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,399
Speaker 1: English even is out of the studio now, and here

1036
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: we go, Randy. I just looked down. He's looking in

1037
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: the studio on my computer. That little cheater look away.

1038
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: You can't hear us, though, I guess we waved him away.

1039
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: I would look at way. All right, Randy, your time

1040
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:34,959
Speaker 1: starts now. How many degrees are in a circle? Which

1041
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: city is known as the city of Love? Arra? What

1042
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: does CBD stand for? Const treated? What does the m

1043
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: what does the end stand for in a MFM monitor?

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00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: What country produces the most coffee in the world? Columbia?

1045
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: Who was the first American to go to an into

1046
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: space daily ride? And your time is up, Randy. How

1047
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: do you think you did now? As good as I

1048
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: thought I was going to? I know it gets it's

1049
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: nerve rocking. Yeah. People always say they do good in

1050
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: the car and then when they call up to play,

1051
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,240
Speaker 1: it's actually harder. And English, Evan is back in studio.

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00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: Were you trying to look over Alex's shoulder and Peter

1053
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:26,399
Speaker 1: screen to see the answer? See that fall? Sure, I'm

1054
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: sort sighted. All right, let's get to the questions. English Evan,

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Speaker 1: are you ready to go? I'm ready, jubile. All right,

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00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts. Now. How many degrees

1057
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: are in a circle? Three and sixty? Which city is

1058
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: known as a city of love? Um? Lous? You no, Atlanta?

1059
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 1: What does CBD stand for? Um? Cannabis? But M didn't?

1060
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Speaker 1: What does the M stand for an MFMMFM monitor? Look?

1061
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 1: Country produces the most called morning Morning Morning? Say that again?

1062
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Speaker 1: On the other one. Which country produce is the most

1063
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 1: coffee in the world? Spain? All right, Wow, seven didn't

1064
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 1: even worse shop than you, Randy. I feel good. Yeah,

1065
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: Randy got through more questions, and let's see who you

1066
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: got one question so wrong on there. First, let's find

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00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: out the score and see how you guys did with

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00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: our executive producer Brad Nolan. Straight up win for Randy

1069
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: two to one. I don't even figure out how to

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00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: take points away. Yeah, you know, it's actually kind of

1071
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: relief for me. Exactly. It's always a struggle to figure

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Speaker 1: out how to exactly take enough points away from English

1073
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: Evan to try to win. It's tough to figure it

1074
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Speaker 1: out from time to find a reason. But we don't

1075
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: do that today because Randy went out right, and he

1076
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: says it's a relief because usually I win. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: so now I just know, you know, Randy straight up victory. Congratulations.

1078
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Speaker 1: Let's get the answers, Alex, the answers, and she's gonna

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Speaker 1: give him to you go for it. What are you ready? Yeah?

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00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 1: For the answers? All right? How many degrees are in

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00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: a circle? Three hundred and sixty degrees? Y'all both got

1082
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, that was an easy one. That was

1083
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: the easiest one. I had to put an easy one

1084
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: on here for you, Evan, Thank you. Which city is

1085
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: known as a city of love? Paris? Oh? What does

1086
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: CBDs stand for? Cannabi dial? Can of Cannabi dial? What

1087
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: does the M stand for? An AMFM modulation? Morning? A

1088
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 1: Morning Morning? Which country produces the most coffee in the world? Brazil?

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00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,720
Speaker 1: Who was the first American to go into space? Alan Shepard?

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Speaker 1: All right, and we play we'd rid every single Tuesday

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Speaker 1: and Thursday at this time, So tune in next time

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Speaker 1: for Beats the Bride. The Jebel Show on demand