WEBVTT - McTrendalds 1/6: Jan. 6th, Epstein Files, McRib, Tim Walz 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:06.200 Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of mcfrindles. Oh, 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:09.160 because we're gonna be talking about McDonald's today. 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:12.640 All McDonald's episode brought to you by McDonald's. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:16.120 They're not gonna like this one, but they just said, 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.320 we don't care as long as it's about. 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:18.479 Uh. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:20.880 My name is Jacko Brand. That over there is mister 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:21.880 Miles Gray. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:23.200 Yes, yes, and. 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:27.480 To you six, to you, my good man. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:32.080 We're wearing our Viking helmets in honor of what was 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:32.880 that guy's name. 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:39.639 Seaman Qushu Shaman as the cue as I called, yo, 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:42.800 it's the cue, dude, what's up? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:43.000 Bro? 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:44.640 I thought that I thought you were an in jail dog. 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:45.280 You got out. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:49.680 Yeah, they wouldn't give me a vegan meals in jail, 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:54.880 gluten free meals, so I was I felt discriminated against, 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:55.639 you know all. 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.400 I think it was something really specific, like he's like, 0:00:58.440 --> 0:00:59.120 I don't know anyway. 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:01.800 Anyway, they're all out of jail, so they're all celebrating. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.360 They're all good. Hey. Speaking of which, we have a 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:10.520 story related to the mass uh well, not deportition, the mass, pardoning, 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:15.400 clemency keeping clemency that Donald Trump gave the January sixth 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.880 offenders on his first day back in office. 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:22.560 Yep, turns out could be a boomerang who'd. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:26.160 Have not worked out great or all of us. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:29.160 Maybe maybe fine for him, not that it's a boomerang, 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.119 but just like Jesus, these people are so stupid. So again, 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:36.959 remember that mysterious figure that was planting bombs outside of 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:40.120 the DNC and RNC headquarters. Well, we talked about it, 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:42.040 I think at the end of last year. Yes, it 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.720 was the end of last year. How he was apprehended, arrested, 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.480 And this guy might have already have a get out 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:51.480 of jail free card just because he was also a 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.600 JAY and six offender. So this is from I think 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.840 the Washington said. Trump may have pardoned Cole last year 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:58.800 as part of the sweeping clemency that he gave to 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.120 Jan six offenders on his first day back in office. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.360 The White House has brushed off questions on the subjects 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:06.320 of the subject, but Justice Department prosecutors should be worried 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.880 about this, and there were suggestions based off their briefs 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.640 and statements in court last week that they already are. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.919 Trump's pardon also appears to have no restrictions on when 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.720 the charges against the relevant defendants have been brought. The 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.360 Justice Department has already applied Trump's pardon to people whose 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:23.079 cases were merely pending, i e. People who had had 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.280 not been convicted at the time of its issuance. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:30.120 Now, in terms of the placement of the bombs, and like, 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:34.839 what what was the goal here? Was this person in 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.600 line with the government takeover? 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.600 He was I mean he was at he was at 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:42.520 the at a soldier. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:47.080 Yeah, he was a soldier. So he's just one of 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.880 Trump's realist boys. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:51.400 So yeah, yeah, he's. 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:54.720 Not going to be worried about letting letting a mad 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:55.720 bomber go. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:58.840 Don't let a few pipe bombs get between us, honey. 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:05.720 Cubama, Yeah, like better than Obama. All right, got an 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.800 update on the Epstein files. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:09.639 Shocking update. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.800 This is gonna this is gonna fucking blow you guys away. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:19.880 So the Epstein Files Transparency Act called for the DOJ 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:24.920 to publicly release all unclassified records, files, communications investigative material 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:29.240 on Epstein within thirty days. That deadline has passed. They 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:33.360 they dropped a bunch of just blacked out documents on 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:39.160 r ass were like they're happy, So that didn't happen. Instead, 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:42.040 they invaded Venezuela. They were like, does this is this good? 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.440 We we just can we just focus on this the 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:46.040 war crime. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.320 I think that deadline was the explanation about the redactions. 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:50.080 Is it? 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:51.760 Like they released a little bit and then like, okay, 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:53.680 well now you have until this date to explain and 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.920 they're like, oh, the one more thing we're gonna inde 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:57.720 in Venezuela. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:57.960 Right. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:01.360 I did not see a lot of people talking about 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:03.960 because it is so many documents. There's just so the 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:06.800 it's a trove miles. 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:09.720 Which I think should be disturbing to people that there's 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:11.680 that many documents. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:13.240 How many documents are we talking? 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:14.160 Exactly what you said? 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:18.520 So they've conceded twelve two hundred and eighty five documents 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:21.600 totaling one hundred and twenty five thousand, five hundred and 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.720 seventy five pages so far. I had to assume that 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.440 was all of them. I didn't know there were that 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:30.680 many documents in existence on anything, Yeah, let alone on 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:32.680 the Epstein investigation. 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:37.559 Yeah, turns out I got the number. It's actually five 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:42.960 point two million documents that exists in total in total. 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:46.200 Yes, So what they've released so far is less than 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:50.520 one percent of the files. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like, 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:53.120 we're working as fast as we can back here. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.719 I thought there were no Epstein files. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:55.000 Dog. 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:59.880 Yeah. For a while they were like, we were reviewed, 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.280 we found out like it's nothing. The police came, they 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:07.760 were like, it doesn't mad or nothing about this is 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:08.839 a problem. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.279 It's while that Todd Blanche, who you know is the 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:15.400 deputy ag and Gallaine Maxwell whisper like he's gone from 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:17.440 just like there's nothing to see here. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.880 Like there's too many documents for that. 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:22.800 It's like, what the home am I supposed to look 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:27.800 at all these documents sposed to have been investigating for 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.120 the past five years? Yeah, yeah, two million documents. Over 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:35.360 two million documents. So this is from a writer. JM 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:40.200 found a quote that at this pace, the substantial department 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.200 resources that they've put towards this, at the rate that 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:47.800 they're going, wouldn't produce the full files for another eight years. 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:48.919 Wow. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.600 That's almost by design, maybe. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.799 I know, almost as if this is exactly what they wanted. 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:56.520 I mean, it's interesting when I think about like the 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.080 friends thing, when Trump's like, don't do it, Marjorie, that 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.200 my friends will be upset, and you see people like 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:05.920 Peter Teel Sergei brain of Google, and Elon Musk being 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:11.000 named being named no names, but named like and acquaintances 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:13.280 after Epstein's two thousand and eight conviction. 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:18.680 M And there's and we've only seen one percent mm hmmm. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:23.279 And this is presumably two million documents. That sounds like 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:26.440 a whole lot of bad ship in there. It seems 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.360 like this is the one percent that you wanted us 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.760 to see. We're looking at we're looking at the Uh 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:37.279 you guys seen Diana Russ's son, Evan Russ, he was there. 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.880 It's like, why just a publicity photo that you guys 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:47.520 found eight years is so wait, unreal? Who knows how? 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.880 Like what what is in the rest of those documents 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.640 when this is the one percent that they wanted us 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:59.720 to see and it was fairly incriminating? Yeah, pretty bad? 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:00.760 Pretty bad. 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:01.360 Yeah. 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.680 There's a ton of action too, Like there's a lot 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.919 of a lot of the oversight committees are trying to 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.680 figure out how they're going to flex their their muscles 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:11.000 here to get more answers. And I mean it seems 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.880 like they're really trying to go after Pambondy. I don't 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:16.240 know when that happens, if that happens. 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.239 Should be called the oversight committee and the other meaning 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:19.840 of that word. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:21.600 Right, And I think this is kind of like what 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.240 we were saying too, like when we were like, dude, 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:25.040 they're just going to fucking show you a bunch of 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:27.520 black squares, like it's the fucking summer. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:31.640 Of jokingly as a comedy joke, as we're a comedy 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:36.040 podcast some some have suggested, And it turns out it 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.160 was exactly correct. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:39.520 No, right, And then but then the next thing was 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:41.440 that wasn't going to be the end of it though, 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.200 right because the I'm sure to them they thought they 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.200 could just send out a bunch of black sheets of 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:50.880 paper and claim total transparency victory. But again, the appetites 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:55.040 of people have not been satiated. They are not satisfied. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:55.400 Uh. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:08:00.560 And again the survivors themselves are so fucked upset with 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:04.160 the d DJ and no communication with them whatsoever. They're like, 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:09.040 have an open hearing in Congress, like let's like, come. 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.560 On, ye, this ship, let's televise the shit, let's get 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:15.840 it out there. Well, speaking of people's appetites not being satiated, 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:19.640 the McRib is back is back in the news. I 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:25.800 feel like the McRib falls into a category of foods 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:29.000 with with fan bases that I think you fall into. 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.600 I think I'm gonna put you in this category. I 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.959 know you're not a McRib stan. No, there are these 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:40.000 foods with crazy loyal followings that among the people who 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.440 stand this food like you cannot tell them shit, and 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:45.880 I'm gonna put it so I'm gonna put doctor Pepper 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:49.080 in there. Like there's just like people who I didn't 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:53.240 realize this, but apparently like super loyal, like both Hillary 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.800 Clinton and John Lennon would have like cases of doctor 0:08:56.960 --> 0:09:00.439 Pepper shipped ahead wherever they were traveling too, because they like, 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:02.280 I don't without doctor Pepper. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.640 John Lennon was a doctor Pepper. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.920 Like pepperhead fucking pepper free didn't have this in Liverpool. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:12.840 And then of course there is the subway tuna salad, 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:14.600 which I'm. 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:19.040 All tuna salad, that's that's so classy that you would 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:19.959 even call that tune. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:21.839 It's it's fish paste. 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:26.560 The subway tuna fish paste. Uh mikes. By the way, 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.120 I was hanging out with two of my best friends 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:32.240 from high school over the break and they were both like, oh, 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:35.880 you don't you don't eat Jersey Mike's tuna Like it's like, 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.200 Chris put me onto this. It's so good. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:44.440 Your two boys Mangoch and Mango. Oh dude, Jersey Mike's 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.360 is actually a little too classy for me. It's to 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.560 her Majesty likes Jersey. That's her order every time, Jersey Mike. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.560 She likes the tuna there every time. Like tastes like 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:56.440 tuna right, like Someway is like it's away from morphous. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.480 Yeah yeah, yeah, I like it's it's weird. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:05.080 You know, it's a new, a new non Newtonian substance 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:05.760 and taste. 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:09.840 But I just just to like, this morning, I texted 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:11.800 one of my friend groups of like my boys, it's 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:12.800 like elementary school. 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:15.120 There's like six of us that have on a thread. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.319 And I just asked, because I had a false memory 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.760 that one of my friends was a McRib head. Everybody 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:21.960 was like, no, I've never fucked with the micrib so, 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.720 I really, come to think of it, I don't know 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:28.200 anyone who likes the McRib I objected that onto my 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.319 one like very American homie who like put me onto 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.880 ranch dressing when we were like eight years old. Yeah, 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.200 and he was like, no, the McRib he was like, dude, 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:37.960 it's no, He's like it's terrible. 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.840 Ranch is like so mainstream compared to the micrib. But 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:47.160 like the McRib is like in the genre of sandwich 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.360 where the company could come out and be like, we 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:53.280 actually poop in there, and everyone else would just be like, well, 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.880 surely now the McRib slash subway tuna sandwich is the 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:58.439 thing of the past, when the fans would be like, 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:04.360 don't care, they could here more poop. Actually, maybe that's 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.000 what we like about it. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:06.839 Everything about that. 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:09.199 Anyways, the McRib got a bullshit farewell to our in 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:13.400 twenty twenty two, remember that returned to McDonald's several times 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.560 since then, most recently the end of twenty twenty five, 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.640 but only in certain locations. I feel like that, like 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:23.679 McDonald's has to have just like a chart that's like 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:27.680 psychographic data and not do anything to make these people 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:30.000 stop eating the McRib. So we just like have that 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:33.719 in our back pocket anytime we need to sell, you know, 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:38.520 four million dollars worth of sandwiches that cost us forty 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.720 five cents to make. Uh, we're good. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.920 I would love to be able to see the market 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.400 data that McDonald's has collected over the decades of being 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.280 in business to be you know, they know it's like, bro, 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:52.680 something is. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:56.640 Wrong with the people in Youngstown, Ohio. That's all they 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:58.640 eat the McRib hotspots. 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:02.320 Yeah, cruly like like that's so that is truly like 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:05.680 that's the one service McDonald's could provide the humanity rather 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:06.960 than the By the. 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:09.000 Way, mcgrib fans, we want to hear from you because 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.240 there's a lot of slander. We I want I want 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.920 to know what is it that you love about it. 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:18.199 It's it's got a very strange texture, like the profiles, 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:23.440 what are the ribs? The the flavor profile is very 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.679 I don't know, it seems pretty much in line with 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:30.120 like you know, it just barbecue, sauce and and bread. 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.600 But the texture is weird, like the role is weirdly 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:39.120 kind of hard. And then the the McRib itself is 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:43.719 a substance that like Brian started talking non Newtonian substances 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:45.120 last year and I can't get them out of my 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.920 out of my head. But like it is, it's like 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:50.240 is this a solid resists? 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:51.559 It resists the bite. 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:55.199 Don't put too much pressure or it will it's like 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:59.679 day Yeah, But anyways, there's a new class action lawsuit 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:03.960 that is going to affect no Mic rib fans, but 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:07.160 I g I guess uh worth, it might make a 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:08.199 handful of people rich. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:11.440 Or it accused a company of false advertising because there 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.840 is no actual rib meat in the Mick Rib. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.360 Hold on, Jackie, say again, say again. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:21.920 Now, there is no actual rib meat in the Mick Rib. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:29.040 It's just Mick no rib, which I wasn't I wasn't 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:30.800 shocked to find out, to be honest with. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.080 You, I mean, like what, hold on, Like what are 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:36.000 they saying. They're like, this isn't ribs. Yeah, like the 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.800 bones are painted on like they're implied. But hold on, now, 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:40.320 what did. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:41.000 You think this was? 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:46.960 This is like they've created the appearance of a flab 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.800 of ribs in the same way that they gave Brad 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.760 Pitt a six pack in Fight Club. They like just 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:54.360 airbrushed that ship on there. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:55.080 That's airbrush. 0:13:56.120 --> 0:14:02.600 Yeah, god damn I know. But reportedly, the primary ingredient 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:08.280 is restructured pork composed of parts like shoulder, heart, tripe 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:16.040 and scalded stomach, say skull and skull and skull and 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.160 human skull. Nick Rib fans would be like, I don't 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:19.680 give a fuck. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.880 Yeah, that's funny because I thought, like, rib meat is 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.600 cheap to get, Like I remember always like the Tyson 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.840 chicken patties like that I would get from Costco. While 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.200 I was like peak puberty food for me, I was 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:33.840 he's like made with rib meat, Like what the fuck 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:34.120 is this? 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:34.320 Oh? 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.880 Yeah, it did have a chicken meat mixed chicken rib meat. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:39.480 Chicken ribs. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:43.080 Chicken ribs are delicious if you actually there's so thin. 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:45.360 Yeah, dude, they're delicious to eat. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.520 Actually, you gotta you gotta be a patient eater. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:49.280 You got to beat. 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:54.000 McDonald's bokesman claimed that the mic rib does not use hearts, 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:58.040 tripe or scalded stomach, So they're claiming just shoulder, just 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.800 pork shoulder. But it I don't know. It is not 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.840 exactly a secret that there's no rib in the McRib. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:08.560 In twenty fourteen, they released a video to combat bad 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:11.720 social media buzz about the McRib. They had one of 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:15.360 the MythBusters people on be like, Hey, could could you 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:16.880 do us a solid? You've been talking a lot of 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.560 shit and we're trying not to look like the bad 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:23.120 guy here, so we don't want to sue you. Generations 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:23.760 of poverty. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.320 Hey, how much to fucking pay for your reputation right 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:30.120 now to fucking help us dodge a bullet. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:33.680 And so they took him inside a McRib and again 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.360 this is a little bit like the Epstein bus. It's like, yo, 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:40.960 this is the best version, the best you had to offer, 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:45.960 because the video is there are I mean it looks 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:49.360 like there's like babies on the on the thing. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.320 Are those full parts or that just globs of meat? 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.640 The full parts before they get glopped up? 0:15:56.280 --> 0:16:02.960 Oh up, you won't let me out, okay akon. 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:06.240 It's uh so we'll see, I mean we won't. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:07.880 We got to get to the bottom. And like, I 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.600 just remember the subway one they tried to come for the. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.720 King and they missed, Baby. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:18.080 They did missed. If you're talking about Jared, No, we're 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:21.520 not talking about Jared Brian. We're talking about the time 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:25.080 that they tried to claim the subway tuna was made 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:29.440 of turtle meat. Yes, it might have some turtle turtle 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:32.000 in there, it was not primarily turtle meat. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.240 I mean one thing where they're like, well, if you're 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.800 just like just trawling, it's like there could be a 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:40.880 boot in there, a dolphin, a turtle and tuna you. 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:42.920 Know that part where they cut the shark's stomach open 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:46.160 and jaws and there's just like a fucking a tricycle. 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:48.320 Is this? 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:51.240 Yeah, I haven't the end, to be honest, I haven't 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:55.280 had a subby tuny in SNI on a year or so. 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:55.920 Damn. Man. 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:59.040 Yeah, well there you go, there's your assignment. Get back 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.640 out there. Let's take a quick break. 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:14.040 We'll be right back and we're back. 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:19.280 And the Democrats, manah, just when you thought that is 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:22.879 so so much a layup? How how are you going 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:28.240 to fuck up a historically unpopular administration being the opposition 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:32.080 party to that, they come through. You know, Trump does 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:38.879 a illegal war crime invasion of Venezuela. Very unpopular. I 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:42.560 think it's in the like seventy percent of people oppose 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.320 military action in this case. 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:45.800 Yep. 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:50.000 And the Democrats are like, I don't know, man, you 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.439 got to tell us before you do that. This is 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.600 fucked up, Like we want to get in on this shit, 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:59.080 right that seems to be their main complaint, whereas they 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:03.760 could just hop on the this is wrong and America 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:07.920 is better than this, and we are were America could 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:09.679 be better than this, I guess. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:14.879 So fucking the pushover nature of the Democrats is wild. 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:18.000 Gotta take the high miles, always got gotta. 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:20.320 Take the high road. When you're in hell. The high 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:21.600 road is still hell. 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:24.640 So of course we're talking about Tim Walls, who is 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:28.200 all over CBS News. 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:32.240 Yeah, the new MAGA propaganda mouthpiece for sure. Yeah, just 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:35.280 the center of Maggar rage for some time now, especially 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:37.680 since he was running for vice president. 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:41.320 And they were like, what, they'll show you how weird 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:41.679 we are. 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:43.680 And they're like, oh, yeah, well, your son's a fucking 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.640 R word and they're like, what the fuck is this 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:47.440 for you guys? 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:48.120 Fucking nuts? 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:50.400 What the fuck you anyway, but these people are out 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:53.520 of their fucking gords. Yeah, but the right finally got 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:56.040 the trophy they so desperately wanted because Tim Watson aust 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:57.720 on Monday he will not be running for a third 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:59.720 term and he's dropping out of the governor's race. And 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:03.240 this is after just a frenzy of MAGA conspiracy theories 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:06.159 were directed at him and the state of Minnesota. So 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:09.359 like over the weekend, Trump reposted a video of a 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:14.120 truly batshit conspiracy theory about how Tim Waltz was connected 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:18.640 to the murder of the slain state lawmaker Melissa Hortman, like. 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:22.200 Who was shot by a maga right wing yes. 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:24.439 Guy who was like, I'm doing this for fucking hell 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:26.920 vaccine freedom and the lockdowns. 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:27.360 And all this other nonsense. 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:30.200 Then during the break, we obviously weren't talking about the 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:32.439 news because there's a bunch of canned episodes. But the 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:35.280 last few weeks were wild because there was a supposed 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:39.880 expose of Minnesota daycares, specifically ones that were being ran 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:43.200 by Somali's and the videos this guy Nick Shirley pulls 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:47.000 up like two daycares, like knocking on the doors and 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:50.399 like scared teacher, like scaring teachers, and he's with dudes 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:53.199 like masks and cameras and like we just want to 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:56.320 see the kids, and they're like no. And he basically 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:58.280 used the fact that these people weren't going to let 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:01.760 strangers into a fucking daycare with cameras as proof positive. 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:04.280 That essentially the take was like, see, let's see what the. 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:06.280 Somalis are doing in Minnesota, Like Minnesota is a mess, 0:20:06.280 --> 0:20:08.880 See what's happening under Tim Wallas blah blah blah blah blah. 0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:13.720 Just a completely like like manufactured controversy from the right, 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:16.640 just like eating pets and things like that to create 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:20.760 some kind of story. So that plus everything just compounded 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:22.240 the cast in the state, and a Wall said that 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:25.159 it's best that he steps down to not detract focus 0:20:25.240 --> 0:20:27.760 from the actual governor's race and what Minnesota's need. 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:30.560 And it just feel the actual governor's race that he's 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:33.399 running in and he's like one of the stars of 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:34.480 the Democratic Party. 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:37.439